People who hate being single tend to assume that everyone else who are single must only be single, because they can't find a relationship, lol. Someone should explain to them, that humans aren't identically-programmed drones xP.
I can agree ...... 3-4 days before my tablet was at 2% so I connected it with the charger . After 2 hours I had my e -class and the tablet hadn't chargerd . I had to attend my class when my tablet was charging 😂
If you buy milk from the same farm/brand. There is a big chance you did but at the Same time its impossible. Because after milking a cow the milk gets mixed together with other milk from different cows. So you there is a big chance you bought milk from the same cow but the quantity of it might be a drop or half a cup. So the correct question is, have you bought milk from same multiple cows than the answer is Yes, yes you have.
@@oliviagudaz Shut up! 90% of all teachers today are sjw agenda pushing jackasses that wouldn't know how to teach something legit to save their lives. So I will start showing respect again when they start teaching valuable curriculum again. Smh.
Oh my brother just gets in from smashing the window open and climbing inside. So does my dad. Let's just say that he has to fix his windows quite often
@@sammythecryptid2721 your sleeves are now wet. the rest of the day you will have cold, wet, soggy, sleeves and you look like an idiot. your hands are always cold because you sleeves are now wet. the wet sleeves keep making your hand wet and cold.
"What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child? " Me: hmm....when I was in school I thought education would be over after high school and I could sleep and wake up whenever I wanted **I was dead wrong**
Going to the store to buy scissors as you need scissors to cut something out of tight wrapping plastic. You buy the scissors, wait inline, drive home and remove from bag. Scissors are wrapped in tight wrapping plastic and you need a pair of scissors to get them out.
When that person was 1 yo, their uncle was 41 and 41 times older than them. When that person was 1 month old, their uncle was 480 months old, so 480 times older than them. I hate you for make me type this.
When that person was 2, their uncle was 42 and 21 times older than them 🤯 When that person was 4, their uncle was 44 and 11 times older than them 🤯 When that person was 5, their uncle was 45 and 9 times older than them 🤯 When that person was 8, their uncle was 48 and 6 times older than them 🤯
When that person was 1 day old, their uncle was 14601 days old and 14601 times older than them 🤯 When that person was 2 days old, their uncle was 14602 days old and 7301 times older than them 🤯 When that person was 4 days old, their uncle was 14604 days old and 3651 times older than them 🤯
For me it's when my console got the red light of death & all my saves to all my games were just gone...... I've upgraded since then though so the broken heart doesn't come from gaming anymore.... Just irl men & I'd rather go back to the video game npc men instead. :D
"Wizard" (in China or Korea I forgot) is a legend that people that turn 30 who've been alone for those years will turn into wizards. So that's what the guy in the post meant by "I'm a wizard" and how he'll become a super wizard in 7 years.
Pro tip: if you step on your dogs tail, just keep cuddling and kissing them. When puppies hurt each other they do this, and therefore your dog will know you’re sorry.
"When does childhood end?" or whatever that question was ... "When going to sleep feels like a gift rather than punishment" That was a really good answer. Like, wow. Maybe not entirely accurate, but still, great.
Girl: The worst pain is giving birth Boy: The worst pain is scooter to the ankle Me: *The worst pain is biting your tongue on accident* Edit:thx for the likes can y’all follow my Tiktok real quick master_senpai thx 🙏
Its just a paradox of how numbers work, they will always be 40 years apart, and since no one can ever grow more than 1 year in a years time its not about multiplication. Its addition. So while his uncle has been alive 3 times as long as him, he is only 40 years older. Its confusing to explain at 3 in the morning.
My friend lives feet away from me in my dorm room and I haven't seen them for days if your really friends you'll stay friends regardless of distance or time
#18 also when you step on your dog's paw, start rubbing it saying "sorry, I'm so sorry" and they just look at you like "are you sorry? If you loved me you wouldn't have stepped in me in the first place".
Best "spot on" sarcastic comment: "There is nothing better than being more attractive than your ex's new girlfriend" "The fact that he needs something more than good looks means that you taught him an important lesson." That was classic. I was rofl when I read it.
"What's your silliest dream?"
"When I was a child, I wanted to be an adult."
*I feel you man. I really do.*
Specimen 6 same
@@anywaythewindblows8912 Life sucks
Specimen 6 True
Right and 1:43 be like...
Darkness!
Made it 223
"do men still open car doors?"
"how do you think we get inside?"
I mean he's not wrong
YMN Hobi he meant do men open car doors for girls an
Y more sorry it’s to texts
Um clearly we jump in through the window
pkdurmumfool1 that’s what I was gonna say, either that or we climb in the sun roof or whatever the frick it’s called
Ima make it 200 like because why not?
no, im just single, doesnt mean im depressed, or in love, in fact it probably means that im not in love, and im perfectly fine like i am
Single Pringle gang
People who hate being single tend to assume that everyone else who are single must only be single, because they can't find a relationship, lol. Someone should explain to them, that humans aren't identically-programmed drones xP.
True bruh
wow this might be the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment XD
Yeah, me too!!
What's the worst feeling:
Having that mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs
I totally felt it..😱
Lol.I have stairs in my school.
I thought this comment said it was made 46 years ago 😅
Yesterday In 25th Feb My friend pooped out of nowhere yelling “HIIIIIII”
It was so close to a Normal heart Attack then a mini heart Attack
When it’s 12:37 and homework was due at 11:59
“What’s worse than a heartbreak”
When you wake in the morning to see you phone didn’t get charged throughout the night 😂
Rutu Shah I agree
I have had this happen to me so many times. Ugh!
So true 👍
You shouldn’t charge your phone throughout the night...
I can agree ......
3-4 days before my tablet was at 2% so I connected it with the charger . After 2 hours I had my e -class and the tablet hadn't chargerd . I had to attend my class when my tablet was charging 😂
'Stepping on dog's tail and cant explain that u regret it'
is truly a bad feeling.
For me, it's when I step on my cat's tail or paw by accident 😭
SunflowerCookie when I step on my cat’s paw/tail by accident she suddenly goes from cozy bebe to serial killer within 0.000001 seconds
When the ears go down and the tail in between the legs u know it's bad😥
I sat on my cat.
If you've not sat on a cat you never had one
Frick this, I will now forever be wondering if I have ever bought milk from the same cow twice.....
Or eaten cheese/butter/milk products made from the milk of the same cow twice.
If you buy milk from the same farm/brand. There is a big chance you did but at the Same time its impossible. Because after milking a cow the milk gets mixed together with other milk from different cows. So you there is a big chance you bought milk from the same cow but the quantity of it might be a drop or half a cup. So the correct question is, have you bought milk from same multiple cows than the answer is Yes, yes you have.
@@huskiesarethebest1142 _KUSO!!!!!_
Shit-
I always wonder if when I get chicken were they a family
"you are the cutest tennis ball I've ever seen" XD litterally dying inside
Someone: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one,
Reply: Yeah break their bones, they have 206 of them!!!
Lol 🤣🤣🤟
Nice profile pic, Reyna is awesome
@@fueledbypaintwater thats literally what i was going to say
Or break 103 of them. (Anyone get it...just me ok...)
My fave girl reyna 💙
“What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?”
That my teachers were good at their job
@Efren Rios lmao how much do you pay someone to be that dumb
Having a stupid teacher is better than leaving school and finding out one was sent to jail for 14 years for abusing students.
All right that’s rude teachers do so much for us and take time outta there day for us, so show some respect
@@oliviagudaz Shut up! 90% of all teachers today are sjw agenda pushing jackasses that wouldn't know how to teach something legit to save their lives. So I will start showing respect again when they start teaching valuable curriculum again. Smh.
@@kingdomgorillastudios983 u shut up ur probably like 7 yrs old
“what’s worse than a heartbreak?”
me: *biting something hard when your chewing something soft*
*worse- finding something crunchy in your omelette*
@@gabriellel1118 Uh oh
Neecibaby TRUE
Rip
Toothache
If I got a $1 everytime I was sarcastic I would be a millionaire 😂😂
I'd be a billionaire!
😅😅
Not pinned anymore
@@fa5353 yeah.....
Oh haha very funny
What’s worse than a heartbreak
WhEn Ya sAy a JOKE aNd nO One GeTs IT😢😭🥺
When you tell a joke and no one laughed but you
Happened WAY too many times for me...
@@pfftthatscrazy
Oh that's just because weebs aren't funny.
@@studiousboy644 No. Just cause I like anime doesn't mean I'm not funny.
Or when you do a joke out of nowhere and nobody listened to you.
0:16 I hate when people post shit like that literally no one said you can't go to the beach Jennifer
Do men still open car doors
How do you think we get inside
The sunroof
Oh my brother just gets in from smashing the window open and climbing inside. So does my dad. Let's just say that he has to fix his windows quite often
OneDirectionLivesOn ! You sure he’s your brother/dad haha
@@Lean__enthusiast you disguised as sans the skeleton
Thanks for a laugh😂😂
Actually I get in through the boot
I felt that second pic
lol 😂
When your mom tell your classmates secrets about you..
Y'know when childhood is over?
When you can finally understand Squidward
oh gosh. my childhood was short af.
then mine is short
Haha..
@@itacurno5891
My childhood is very long.
But an uneventful one.
Mine is shorttttt
What can be worse than a broken heart?
Easy:
The moment you step on Lego or the moment you sleeves fall down while you're still washing your hands!
ikrr
Neither of those bother me. Can you explain what it feels like to you?
@@sammythecryptid2721 your sleeves are now wet. the rest of the day you will have cold, wet, soggy, sleeves and you look like an idiot. your hands are always cold because you sleeves are now wet. the wet sleeves keep making your hand wet and cold.
@@katturman My hands are always cold with dry sleeves too.
Which is why I don't wear long sleeved shirts/long sleeved dresses.
"What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child? "
Me: hmm....when I was in school I thought education would be over after high school and I could sleep and wake up whenever I wanted **I was dead wrong**
Sher Khan oh my gawd that’s hella relatable😂
Underrated!
Highly relatable!
@@sanr10_lover dude she was a kid! Stop making a fool out of urself in the reply section.
Well I’m still in school and I know that you can’t lol. Well my mom can, she only works an afternoon job
Highly relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂when my sis told me about the studies after high schools my mind blacked out 😂😂😂
"What's worse than a heartbreak?"
Stepping on a lego
I want to feel the pain too but my room is always clean
Literally the worst especially when you’re trying to sneak downstairs for a midnight snack and trying not to wake your parents
My reaction 😥😨😰😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"My brother used to practice WWE moves on me."
I felt that 😔, my brother did the same
😂
Same and I had a sprained neck from that lol
attitude adjustment, rko :))
I would call it a free self defense class...
My brpther still does that😅😅
0:13 the hand looks like it’s going through the body
yo omg i just noticed 😂
Moonlight Wolfie lol 😂
Summer_Crystals 😂
Fluffy Bazooka hehe 😜
Summer_Crystals Heha
Chandler Bing would be a billionaire if he got at least $1 for every sarcastic joke he made 😄
Antonia Calderon
Only 21 likes
Not fair
😂
U should got like a million
There is a comment right above yours from a day more ago that has the same plot. With 1k likes... I would like to say this seems inspired. XD
Correction: 1¢
*F R I E N D S*
Guess I'm BingWatching Friends tonight
Well.... He's still a millionaire and your sarcasm isn't getting you anywhere
"What's worse than a heartbreak"
Getting really into a new show and then finding out it was cancelled
What's worse than a heart break?
*When you die in a Minecraft hardcore world and realise your dog will forever be waiting for you to come back*
"What can be worse than a heart break?"
Wearing size 13 Nikes
But I had a heart br-
Shhhh *MENS SIZE NIKES*
@@MintyyIsOdd duh I know I just brung it up I have almost every social media app you can think of
@HyperStarz • 💀 I cant it's like i see you everywhere 😂🤣
Me As in ‘Me’ wait it did? hcudcnundusidnnejiadnuescdsjicthatmakesmeanormiemsosmsosmaoamaojwkdmgofk
@@CqstleByers bc I said I wanted to bring it back😆
@@vallie_val3358 brought*
The Latina going to the beach one. Almost every Latin countries has a beach
That's what I said when I seen the photo lmao
Did you mean Latin American countries because if you say Latin your including Portugal,Spain,France and Italy and Romania
@@eggthetalonflame1453 Still counts
@@nikkireeder3787 I know.
EggTheTalonflame 145 Portugal France Romania Italy Spain etc all have beaches. My point still stands
"What could be worse than a heart break?"
STUBBING YOUR TOE AT 2 AM TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 😂
Ya know what’s worse?
me
Or finding that one nail from the floor board when going to the toilet at 2am.. 🙈
*Me literally wheezing*
And trying to get food downstairs while not making a sound but hit your foot and almost fall down the stairs.
Going to the store to buy scissors as you need scissors to cut something out of tight wrapping plastic. You buy the scissors, wait inline, drive home and remove from bag. Scissors are wrapped in tight wrapping plastic and you need a pair of scissors to get them out.
Girl: what could stop me from going out?
Him: You *ANKLET*
Me: *LOL*
.
Them: Whats Worse then a heartbreak?
Me: Stubbing your toe when your on your period.
Ouch!
I hear you. Especially if you're really hungry and it's in the morning...
Vivian Rachih no sneezing when you're on your period
Waking up during surgery, maybe? Idk owo
Men will never understand that pain 😬 yikes!
9:02 when that person was 10, their uncle was 50 and 5 times older than them.🤯
When that person was 1 yo, their uncle was 41 and 41 times older than them.
When that person was 1 month old, their uncle was 480 months old, so 480 times older than them.
I hate you for make me type this.
When that person was 2, their uncle was 42 and 21 times older than them 🤯
When that person was 4, their uncle was 44 and 11 times older than them 🤯
When that person was 5, their uncle was 45 and 9 times older than them 🤯
When that person was 8, their uncle was 48 and 6 times older than them 🤯
3 years ago I was 34 and half my mom's age.
When that person was 1 day old, their uncle was 14601 days old and 14601 times older than them 🤯
When that person was 2 days old, their uncle was 14602 days old and 7301 times older than them 🤯
When that person was 4 days old, their uncle was 14604 days old and 3651 times older than them 🤯
@@Zamolxes77 481 months old*
4:56 the person who 'squashed a pidgeon' I almost died😂
😂🤣 Poor him
That was my fav one too😁
That was pretty funny lol. I figured he meant the cookie but I'm sure lots of people assumed he meant the pigeon. XD
I laughed for a full minute on that one 😂😂😂
"what's worse than a heart break"
putting charging port into the phone and leaving and later on discovering that switch was off.
*what can be worse than a broken heart?*
When you rich the highest level on a game,but your mom deleted it
For me it's when my console got the red light of death & all my saves to all my games were just gone...... I've upgraded since then though so the broken heart doesn't come from gaming anymore.... Just irl men & I'd rather go back to the video game npc men instead. :D
Spent all day playing the Nintendo with Dad and finally, FINALLY, beat the stupid castle-then forgot to save 😱😭
"when does childhood end"
When you stop arguing and just let them be wrong
*what can be worse then a broken heart?*
Me: When you accidentally kill your minecraft dog
Rip Max hit with brand new diamond sword after a battle
No
My face
It’s ugly af
Same thing...
Your grades
Chloe Jones no it’s.....
Periods
"What was the dumbest thing you believed when you was a child?"
Me: I belived that the capital of England was Paris.😂😂😅
For me: Happily Ever After... Thanks a lot, Disney....
It is Paris, duh
Don't worry, I know some people who live in Wales and thought England was in London , smh
Lol😂😂
"Wizard" (in China or Korea I forgot) is a legend that people that turn 30 who've been alone for those years will turn into wizards. So that's what the guy in the post meant by "I'm a wizard" and how he'll become a super wizard in 7 years.
what's you're silliest dream?
wheni was a child i wanted to be an adult,and now when i am an adult i wanted to be a child again
Why? Everyone's gotta grow up and mature, you know. Please don't be like Peter Pan. 🙏🏽
"How France celebrated after winning the world cup" the comment made me laugh out loud! 7:41
"But Moooom!"
Me: *sees it's a boy* NANI
Yes?
Wow wasn’t expecting someone named Nani to show up xD
@@testinghikarip8213 xDD
Nuko Studios maybe a gay couple adopted him
9:00 that feeling of being dumbest when even the Oxford can't resist to mock you.....
@Yo Verveine-Arsenic That's even funnier!
@Yo Verveine-Arsenic if they read this, you'll probably be invited to attend their university too...
@@man_fakir Haha IKR??
I would just answers because you are getting older and your uncle is getting younger.
My god that guy is dumb
“if youre single youre either
1.stuck on an ex
2.chasing someone whos taken
3.ignoring someone who wants you”
2&3 seem about right
Or I want to focus on me?
Spicy Kakashi nahhg
I'm just ugly...
Turbo virgin for the win👌🏻
Actually none of these.
Or have to high expectations cause ok kpop... Also Armyy
What's worst than a heartbreak?
Me:Calling your teacher 'mom' 😂
'What's worse than a heart break"
Running barefoot and stepping on a Lego.
1:01 she also has a personal stylist unlike 90 percent of us
3:22 ur inaccurate I'm single bcuz I don't have time for the DRAMA
This was so AWESOME, I can't even pick one favourite! Sarcasm is the spice of life! 💖
Pro tip: if you step on your dogs tail, just keep cuddling and kissing them. When puppies hurt each other they do this, and therefore your dog will know you’re sorry.
Thanks brother, I needed this very much.
Person: what’s worst than a broken heart
Me: NO WIFI
lowbattery 1% worst
@@scp096-b2 Not at home when you forget to bring your purse/wallet & no charger at 1% low battery....
I feel you...
Me, who has data: wow, can't imagine
incorrect
it's when it says "connected, but no internet"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was literally thinking " why, what did that pigeon do to you ☹" 😂
"What's worse then a broken heart"
Me:no food in the fridge :(
"When does childhood end?" or whatever that question was ...
"When going to sleep feels like a gift rather than punishment"
That was a really good answer. Like, wow.
Maybe not entirely accurate, but still, great.
6:26 if that were real my childhood would've eneded when I was six
Wow! Nie you can also join university.
4:14
"I'm 5'0 and he's 6'1"
"You are in a long distance relationship"
4:35 Absolute gold 👌
I wish there is a laugh button here😂😂😂
You are about the cutest tennis ball I have ever seen 😂😂😂😃😃
"What are you thinking about now ?"
"If I ever bought milk from the same cow ?"
Me :yep and if I let my brother inside the house 😂
The one with the spider in the car killed me! The best! And the skeleton with the cat on it's lap...yeah, know that one quite well...
Girl: The worst pain is giving birth
Boy: The worst pain is scooter to the ankle
Me: *The worst pain is biting your tongue on accident*
Edit:thx for the likes can y’all follow my Tiktok real quick master_senpai thx 🙏
Hot and young Not like all the boys and girls I was saying like one boy and girl if it were all girls and boys it will be girls or boys btw I’m a boy
Don't you guys know what circumcision is?
It hurts a lot as a boy....
Fercel Solis don’t u get it as a newborn
No the worst pain is your Minecraft dog DIEING!
Fercel Solis probably worse as a girl. They cut off the labia and any visible clit and see up a small hole to bleed for.
The speed of the video was to fast for me, I couldn't read all the posts
I paused at each image 😋
You Need To Read Faster Or Just to PreTend Read.
Speed X0.5 or X0.75
Go back to kindergarten
@@bamethyst2148 lol, I wish I could go back to kindergarten. No homework and learning
9:00
Me: *THE FU-*
*Oxford University* : Shh- this is a genius!
Me: 0_0
Its just a paradox of how numbers work, they will always be 40 years apart, and since no one can ever grow more than 1 year in a years time its not about multiplication. Its addition. So while his uncle has been alive 3 times as long as him, he is only 40 years older. Its confusing to explain at 3 in the morning.
"What can be worse that a broken heart"?
When you accidentally sleep on slime.
Im serious
Yes 🤣
Eww.... I don't even want to know... Say hi to Slimer for me! ;)
I did this once... my hair is 4 inches shorter now.....
...how in the hell???
"What's worse than a heartbreak "
Getting ready and stepping on that one Lego that was in the same spot of 4 years
"When is your childhood over?"
When the villians become relatable asf.
...My childhood has been over for 6 years.
...im 13.
2:12 that is equivalent to a broken heart
cupcake OMG IS YOUR PFP FROM THE KOREAN ANIME?!?! Like with the girl with the cat hat?
Michaelangelo being with Ninja turtles reference was so funny 😹
Gotta love sarcasm!
3:19
That's an honest person that I'd like to befriend. 😂
But there's #4: I'm single because I'm in love with myself.
“What’s worse than a breakup?”
Being rickrolled by a gosh dang chips ad for like the 23rd time
The first one is just smart as heck😂😂😂
"Be carefull who you call ugly in middle school..."
Wear no makeup and I wouldn't change my mind.
6:30 so I got mature when I was 10. Epic.
I became mature at 7 😂
lol oh man, they have the type of humor I wish I had! I usually think of smartass comments AGES after the situation
My friend lives feet away from me in my dorm room and I haven't seen them for days if your really friends you'll stay friends regardless of distance or time
"What's worse than having a heartbreak?"
My mom seeing my report card 😂
#18 also when you step on your dog's paw, start rubbing it saying "sorry, I'm so sorry" and they just look at you like "are you sorry? If you loved me you wouldn't have stepped in me in the first place".
Love your pfp
Then you spend all day trying to win back their love even thought they never stopped in the first place 😂 I've done that
0:10
The blue dood in le back looks like his hand is going through the stomach of the dude in the white shirt .
When would you know you're an adult? ...
When you start wishing you could go back to being a kid again~
2:25 this had laughing for 10 minutes 😆
6:27 When you think the childhood ends? After the first crush? Or the first kiss?
Asexuals:
Asexuals do develop crushes🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@sadhanaakb200 Aight, sorry :D *aromantics
When they said that kim kardashian and kayne wests daughter has better taste than 90% of us that got me so mad RN...!
Every so often the rich people want to remind us all that they are rich.
“What could stop me from going out?”
Your anklet
😯
1:30 that one killed me 🤭🤭🤭
"Do men still open doors"
No, now we teleport in
I like how in number 67 someone took a photo from Froy's Insta and pretended they where with him 😂
3:37 I don’t care because I can open it myself
"What's worse than a broken heart?"
when you got pinned by a famous youtuber, you edit the comment and you comment is not pinned anymore.
Adulthood is being happy and grateful receiving something practical for Christmas
The one where they said they squashed a cookie and they said that they hate everyone who thought they squashed a pigeon cracked me up.
3:07 for the people who didn't know, that's a tracker for people who are in prison.
Are u driving a washing machine... Lmao y'all evil AF
Omg lol😂😂😂
The people who came up with these responses are freaking awesome! 😂😂😂
What's worse than a heart break
When u tell a joke to your parents but after that they say " GO AND STUDY " 😂😂😂
6:25 totally agree bed time used to be a punishment, now a hobby
2:24 ok, *thats hillarious.*
6:24 when the priest isn't interested in you anymore
most awesome comment XD
Lmao 😂
0:16 she looks like a Mexican or a Dominican girl.
Greatings from Uruguay 🇺🇾❤️
Best "spot on" sarcastic comment: "There is nothing better than being more attractive than your ex's new girlfriend"
"The fact that he needs something more than good looks means that you taught him an important lesson."
That was classic. I was rofl when I read it.
"What's worse than a heartbreak?"
Sneezing during your period.