"This, is a chicken." "This, is a dove." "And this is shampoo." *"HOW DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!?"* Best joke 2019 my sides hurt after hearing the shampoo part tbh
Well... Minecraft had an update where there's more shit to explore underwater. Making Oceans more fun to explore. Rather than spawning in an ocean and be like, "UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!"
Me: I won't laugh Video: As an engineer, your buildings are like your children. Hit them to work harder. Me: Video: Me: Video: Me: Video: Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish Soldier has the equivalent of “I’m not trapped in a facility full of robots, You’re all trapped in here with me!” Something like: “I came into this world screaming covered in blood, and I’m not afraid to leave the same way!”
Since in TF2 you only have 3 slots they would only have 3 pokemon Scout Pachirisu (chucklenuts) Jolteon Ninjask Soldier Braviary (America maggot) Beedrill (his maggot weedle that he trained evolved) Machamp Pyro Heatmor (looks like pyro) Charizard Chandelure Demoman Bisharp (many reasons: 1. It has a knight like vibe to it like demo knight 2. It’s either red or blue like the tf2 team 3. It’s black like demo) Electrode (bewm) Drapion/Kingdra/Barbaracle (has sets that Crit often) Heavy (Giant Pokemon that hit hard) Dragonite Rhyperior Golurk Engie (Pokemon that set up and rek everyone) Toxic orb-Swords dance gliscor Bulk up-moxie-power trip krookdile Dragon dance garchomp Medic Unfeazant (Archimedes) Aromatise Comfey Sniper Feraligatr (ol’ salty) Komala (Any Pokemon with the ability sniper) Spy Clawitzer (spy crab/revolver) Kecleon (invisibility) Butterfree (butterfly knife)
8:40 Man1:Hitler *LOOK OUT* Man2: *He cant hear you he has airpods in!* Man1:Hitler *NOOOOOO!* Soldier:I love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning " *Kill Binds* "
Soldier has Pokemon badges from a different region because he makes his own medals and awards them to himself. And the hero earned every single one of them
"What if the tf2 soilder was a pokemon trainer?" Well first off he'd obviously be from unova as it's based on the usa so his starter would probably be tepig as it's easily the strongest out of the starting starters in physical attack His other teamates would include The Rufflet line for obvious reasons Archeops as it's a glass cannon and soilder thinks the us is great offensively The timbur line as they're the closest to the machop line Herdier's line as it's better then patrat The Tympole line as it has one weakness And the just a random pokemon as he would grab every pokemon
9:32 Post coitus meaning: Post-coital tristesse (PCT) or post-coital dysphoria (PCD) is the feeling of sadness, anxiety, agitation or aggression after sexual intercourse. Its name comes from New Latin postcoitalis and French tristesse, literally "sadness".
@@pacifistminigun3987 theme I can see with the others: Scout: speed Pyro: fire types Demoman: Bisharp, Aegislash, Gallade and Pokémon that learn Explosion Heavy: walls and tanks Engineer: setup-heavy mons Medic: Poison and Leech Seed stallers Sniper: ones with Compound Eyes that know 70 accuracy moves Spy: Zoroark and Substitute strategies
1:18 That moment right there. Me and an group of people on your discord server did every meet the team transcript, experation date, and are working on end of the line.
Spy: Ditto and ghost types. Pyro: any pokemon with flametrhower. Scout: fast pokemon like loopuny and Zebstrika. Soldier: Machamp, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Braviery. Medic: caring pokemon like Chansey, Gardevoir and Audino. Sniper: any kangarhoo like pokemon and heavy hitting. Engineer: any texan/mechanical pokemon like Mategross and Ferroseed. Heavy: any drunk/russian/sandvich enjoying pokemon. Demoman: any explosive pokemon like Electrode, Turtinator's shell and such.
6:28 minecraft had the 1.14 update recently, adding more stuff to villages, updating the taiga biome (adding the best animal to ever exist as well, foxes), dding all kinds of new craftable items, and a while ago the ocean update happened. hell, there's a shit ton of new mobs in it now as well!! so, uh. yeah, minecraft has had lots of new updates
1:52 girl in my school be like: oh no u beat me in a pokemon battle, but i dont have any money Perhaps there's something else you want. Hmmmmm Me: GiVe Me YoUr HaT!
NO ONE CAN TAKE MY
*C R I T I C A L S H I T*
*CRITICAL SHIT*
P R A I S E B E T O *C R I T I C A L S H I T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !*
*C R I T I C A L S H I T* ARE FAIR AND BALANCED.
Critical hits are fair and balanced
*C . R . I . T . I . C . A . L . S . H . I . T . ! . ! . !*
Soldier has a electrode because of self destruct.
Demoman also has one
Scout would have a ninjask
@@EXTREMELYCHANNEL Scout has a Pheromosa
@@EXTREMELYCHANNEL I know, but what kind of trainer only uses 1 Pokémon?
I could also see Demo having a dhelmise, because of the tide turner
"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to use a condom on everyone you meet"
-SniperExcalibur2012
Underrated comment
Underrated comment
Sniper earrape here
*_FBI OPEN UP_*
*enters nursery*
WSJ is Wall Street journal
What's the difference?
Heavy Stalin Ayy gottem
@@heavystalin2419 Well, one is a job and the other is a mental sickness
@@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 GOT THEM!
WSJ = Whiny Sniveling Jerks
“This is a chicken.”
“This is a dove.”
“And this is shampoo!”
And this, is a pigeon. No, really look for it.
AND THIS TRIAGONAL SIGN
(don’t mind me, just lazytown shitposting)
And this, is a bucket.
@@notcool4801 dear god
@@moosechamp5298 there's more.
Hit them to make them stronger...
**Uncle Dane Theme**
Frontier justice
Lol
I know there's some joke about mechawreck here but I can't think of it now.
that theme is my ringtone xD
Well...guess that'll do.....
"This, is a chicken."
"This, is a dove."
"And this is shampoo."
*"HOW DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!?"*
Best joke 2019 my sides hurt after hearing the shampoo part tbh
Dear god
@@ДартКоммунистус there's more
@@LeftyPencil no...
@@ДартКоммунистус it contains the dying wish of every man here
@@toast7922 dear god...
do a video about r/givemeinteligens, it's full of cursed TF2 images
Aaah, MEdoc.
I searched and i can safely say that im *Heavy Scout*
I love laughing at TF2 "Cursed images"
YEAH!!
I wanna see me some cursed tf2!
Dad..dad.. I'm not a furry.. I'm a football mascot.
What's the difference? Well ones a job and the other is a mental issue..
If arceus had wanted you to live he would not have created me.
Fuck em up
Petition to put Soldier in SW/SH DLC
Mediexcalibur evolving into a Reddit UA-camr
behold, fellow kids, it's a sight of beauty
r/fellowkids
Autism isn't beautiful
What’s wrong with autism?
Autism isn't the problem
Reddit videos are
exclude sorrow tv
i hope not. reddit videos are fucking cancer
WSJ
Rt: oh you mean SJW
Me: w a l l s t r e e t j o u r n a l
Same Thing
9:55 and if that don't work *_use_* *_more_* *_gun_*
Sometimes you just need a little less gun
I have a meme!
[MOM: why are you laughing]
[Me :NOTHING. ]
My brain:A PROFESSIONAL ]
HAS A STANDARD. ]
shadow_ shaw hi there
2:41 I'm dying from laughing xD
that made me laugh way harder than it should've
Count me in
ikr
YOU WANT A WAR FACE?
looks like you need subs JUST SUBED
"This is a Chicken"
"This is a Dove"
"AND thats Shampoo"
"AND MEDI IS A MASTER"
"And i am insane ;-;"
Medi: *Thinking of AMERICAN pokemon*
Doesn't think of Braviary, the literal red white and blue eagle, first.
*USA anthem*
Well... Minecraft had an update where there's more shit to explore underwater. Making Oceans more fun to explore. Rather than spawning in an ocean and be like, "UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!"
Now it’s uuuugggghhhhh with a side of “I can’t break anything”
@@khurelbatbayanbat7913 Couldn't have said it better myself.
Me: I won't laugh
Video: As an engineer, your buildings are like your children. Hit them to work harder.
Me:
Video:
Me:
Video:
Me:
Video:
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in all honesty we need dawns hat as an actual cosmetic in TF2
I fully support this.
But, not for Soldier, but for Demoman. They have similar hats.
Or maybe for both Soldier and Demo?
Dude your redit vids are awesome keep it up
affirmative
Roger that sarge
69th like
Cause of death?
Lumbago
Hotel?
Trivago.
Dont thank for likes.
I wish Soldier has the equivalent of “I’m not trapped in a facility full of robots, You’re all trapped in here with me!”
Something like:
“I came into this world screaming covered in blood, and I’m not afraid to leave the same way!”
The second One tho
Sound badass
5:33 what are you talking about? that’s a dolphin.
No, it’s obviously a Crab
@@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 tiger, dumkoph.
Ben Blink
I am sorry, I do not speak Medic!
It's a clown fish, Dummkopf.
@@adeveth forest puppy.
6:25 Minecraft funnily enough has updates and support frequently
Adsylrod6570 not to mention it was more recently updated , more openly developed and more community friendly than TF2 is these days.
One more heck out of you and I’ll show you what 4 consecutive crits look like
@@Consumpter i dont need random crits to beat you with my sharpness 5 diamond sword
Within less than a minute Medi mispronounced Deltarune and didn’t know that WSJ stands for Wall Street Journal.
Here before StickMaster500
I guess even he has standards...
"I don't need a Wii U to have fun" *Video gets interrupted by a Nintendo Switch ad*
That just happened to me.
Since in TF2 you only have 3 slots they would only have 3 pokemon
Scout
Pachirisu (chucklenuts)
Jolteon
Ninjask
Soldier
Braviary (America maggot)
Beedrill (his maggot weedle that he trained evolved)
Machamp
Pyro
Heatmor (looks like pyro)
Charizard
Chandelure
Demoman
Bisharp (many reasons: 1. It has a knight like vibe to it like demo knight 2. It’s either red or blue like the tf2 team 3. It’s black like demo)
Electrode (bewm)
Drapion/Kingdra/Barbaracle (has sets that Crit often)
Heavy
(Giant Pokemon that hit hard)
Dragonite
Rhyperior
Golurk
Engie
(Pokemon that set up and rek everyone)
Toxic orb-Swords dance gliscor
Bulk up-moxie-power trip krookdile
Dragon dance garchomp
Medic
Unfeazant (Archimedes)
Aromatise
Comfey
Sniper
Feraligatr (ol’ salty)
Komala
(Any Pokemon with the ability sniper)
Spy
Clawitzer (spy crab/revolver)
Kecleon (invisibility)
Butterfree (butterfly knife)
That's actually all really good.
As a furry, that sniper calling furries a mental illness is so true. 😂👌🏻
Thank you for being honest
no problem
"Glad to be mad"?
But you cooked yourself and gave us all cancer by making us eat you.
Is this part of the furries plan? Shit, gamers don’t touch these nuggets
VbgVbg 113
E A T
M E.
V O R E
M E
D A D D Y.
OWO
I'm Always Expecting everything from soldier 2:00
Same
He is totally unpredictable.
Honestly, I don't think anything can beat the Critical Shit, for that is God's work.
What about “The ham man screams as he finds out the ham school is out of glue”
I think Moto Moto likes you!
1:52 A perfect and the most unexpected one.
5:06 But this one can be used within a community.
@trav6100 trav6100
I think it's a scamming.
trav6100 trav6100 I’m glad he censored that cuz it makes webs mad
Edit:weebs
@trav6100 trav6100 me in school
8:40 Man1:Hitler *LOOK OUT*
Man2: *He cant hear you he has airpods in!*
Man1:Hitler *NOOOOOO!*
Soldier:I love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning " *Kill Binds* "
"Oh you meant to say Social Justice Warrior"
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL YOU MELON
There's a difference?
One of Uncle Dane's children:* Becomes lazy *
Unce Dane:* Intro intesifies *
His children: He could be any one of us!
4:04 The "Valve Loading Guy" I think is actually Coach. Could be 100% wrong though. The head looks familiar to me. 🤷♂️
"I'ma be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse"
-- Coach
Soldier has Pokemon badges from a different region because he makes his own medals and awards them to himself. And the hero earned every single one of them
"What if the tf2 soilder was a pokemon trainer?"
Well first off he'd obviously be from unova as it's based on the usa so his starter would probably be tepig as it's easily the strongest out of the starting starters in physical attack
His other teamates would include The Rufflet line for obvious reasons
Archeops as it's a glass cannon and soilder thinks the us is great offensively
The timbur line as they're the closest to the machop line
Herdier's line as it's better then patrat
The Tympole line as it has one weakness
And the just a random pokemon as he would grab every pokemon
dont forget
Blastoise, Golurk, or Genesect for the tanks
@@idenhouthesmort8586 The Squirtle line isn't in Unova.
2:36 Its a shame you didn't mention Octillery and Skarmony that spring Pokemon (I forgot the name)
Braviary
Machamp
Octillery
Skarmory
Spoink
Mediexcalibur: "How many updates has Minecraft has recently?"
How many updates has TF2 had within the last year?
Rusty heh.. *just you wait for July*
If you turned the knob on the valve logo guy how much would he cry?
your profile pic
8:30 well isn't that what Sniper's motto is inspired on?
Isn't motto the guy who likes roundness?
@@beegpappa7900 no? that's moto moto
Could you imagine if heavy was in smash and palutena’s guidance its just the entire meet the heavy script, holy shit.
If heavy was added to smash I would drop snake he number 2 I would main heavy weapons guy
I would drop every Main I had
9:32
Post coitus meaning:
Post-coital tristesse (PCT) or post-coital dysphoria (PCD) is the feeling of sadness, anxiety, agitation or aggression after sexual intercourse. Its name comes from New Latin postcoitalis and French tristesse, literally "sadness".
9:10
A beautiful solo of Chunkiness
1:35 not only has he had a kid with scout's mom, he also "befriended" Kris's mom as well
4:16 OH GOD,i have Captain falcon on steam and captain rex here.
Oof (Omg thank you all for liking this comment)
Oh God, mine would be terrifying
.....
I got fucking killer queen....well fuck
A crab
Ya know what I have mixed feelings
9:35 why are you talking about heavy?
MEDIC IS THE GUY THAT HAS TO BE IN SMASH BROS. MEDIC IS THE REASON HEAVY IS BULET PROOOOOF
YYYEEEAAAAHHH
When I was new on Gravity Falls Amino I posted that last one as an off topic joke. I got a strike for it.
Here's what I think his team would be:
Machamp
Braviary
Metagross
Exadrill
Clawblitzer
Electrivire
What about the other mercenaries?
@@pacifistminigun3987 theme I can see with the others:
Scout: speed
Pyro: fire types
Demoman: Bisharp, Aegislash, Gallade and Pokémon that learn Explosion
Heavy: walls and tanks
Engineer: setup-heavy mons
Medic: Poison and Leech Seed stallers
Sniper: ones with Compound Eyes that know 70 accuracy moves
Spy: Zoroark and Substitute strategies
@ i would say Ditto might fit as well for Spy's team
@@pacifistminigun3987 with Imposter
5:58
This only makes sense if you have played scream fortress
5:05 ohhhhh I will use this someday
thanks for uploading this on my bday medi!
edit:thanks to everyone for saying happy bday to it really made my day!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday mate
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
YaBoi Gamer Happy birthday!
the cherry on top was the engis smug face saying "yup i've done it, and it works"
4:16
It's certainly a good thing I have my favourite character everywhere as PFP...
I am my friend use this on me as well and I am one of the most fucked-up profile pics ever
I think Soldier would have Falinks and Escavalier
This is the best one yet lmao
1:18
That moment right there.
Me and an group of people on your discord server did every meet the team transcript, experation date, and are working on end of the line.
9:52 Blursed, not blurred.
It's a portmanteau of blessed and cursed.
9:56 "As an Engineer, your buildings are like your children
Hit them to make them work harder."
* UNCLE DANE'S INTRO MUSIC PLAYS *
2:25
Soldier hole team are only
Lvl 100: weedle
Soldier being a Pokémon trainer would probably be the best thing ever
My sink at the kitchen has TF2-logo drain hole.
0:44 I actually thought that the spy audio was still playing
Well minecraft had a major update coming...
On 10:33
Team Captain Solly: YES YES!!!
medi: So the first one I think of is machamp
me: *thinks of braviary
2:14 He has many medals.
Also, now isn’t the time to start judging the legitimacy of Soldier’s awards/badges/medals.
1:31 this is the one legendary spy
Another reddit memes video... from Medi...
YYYYEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!
Anyways, great video👍
Y E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E S S S S S
"I don't need a Wii u to have fun"
The kid who can't afford CoD: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you
incoming "iT's DeLtArUnE nOt DeLtAtUnE" comments
I should make an unexpected TF2 joke someday.
Lmao my post is at 3:05
top 10 stan lee cameos
Spy: Ditto and ghost types.
Pyro: any pokemon with flametrhower.
Scout: fast pokemon like loopuny and Zebstrika.
Soldier: Machamp, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Braviery.
Medic: caring pokemon like Chansey, Gardevoir and Audino.
Sniper: any kangarhoo like pokemon and heavy hitting.
Engineer: any texan/mechanical pokemon like Mategross and Ferroseed.
Heavy: any drunk/russian/sandvich enjoying pokemon.
Demoman: any explosive pokemon like Electrode, Turtinator's shell and such.
5:35 I am still not Forgive him for calling the Wolf girl from touhou A cat girl
4:25 I was thinking "we both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?"
Minecraft
1.13 makes Ocean interesting
1.14 makes villages good and raids
So wut did u say boi
6:28 minecraft had the 1.14 update recently, adding more stuff to villages, updating the taiga biome (adding the best animal to ever exist as well, foxes), dding all kinds of new craftable items, and a while ago the ocean update happened. hell, there's a shit ton of new mobs in it now as well!! so, uh. yeah, minecraft has had lots of new updates
wave 5 is here.
1:52 Soldier be like:"Soldier isn't blinded by his lust desire! Soldier wants that hat!"
r/tf2fashionadvice is next if you please
2:41
holy shit soldiers cry there made me giggle.
this is the best tf reddit
9:02 I cant believe he kept going with the voice and not laughed
You earned a new sub with just this vid
It was worth resubing here.
*My Brain is pleased to jest your voice acting once again*
7:57 THAT GOT ME!! XD
1:52 girl in my school be like: oh no u beat me in a pokemon battle, but i dont have any money
Perhaps there's something else you want. Hmmmmm
Me: GiVe Me YoUr HaT!
WSJ is the Wall Street Journal
(I'm probably like the 199th person to say this)
A loved that video 9:37
Can’t stop laughing
•-•
Still wanderin how Moto Moto got famous. Memes every one.
Moto Moto is good
@@vbgvbg1133 thicc
I think Moto Moto likes you! (Lenny face
@@GhalidiusTrident here he comes
This was in my recommended. Not even a minute in and there's a picture of Bottom. Subbed. Immediately.
5:06
This meme was 👌
And it’s true, one is a job and the other is a mental sickness
Man if soldier was a Pokémon trainer he’d own 50 braviary’s.
1:48
No dummy, WSJ stands for Wall Street Journal.
@Richard Wilson
SJW is Social Justice Warrior
WSJ is Wall Street Journal
(Btw I understand what you were saying)
My fav part is at 6:33 - 6:47
"This is a chicken. This is a dove. and this is shampoo!"
gonna need that sniper cover of moto moto
no homo aight
Soldiers Pokemon team: Braviary, Braviary, Braviary, Braviary, Braviary, Octillery
SCREAMING EAGLES