Scofield had been buzzing with excitement ever since. Mr. Sedky, the school’s eccentric science teacher, had turned his classroom into a mini zoo, with lizards, snakes as the stars of the show. Scofield, a known prankster, had a particularly mischievous idea. When the school bell rang, Scofield slipped into Mr. Sedky’s room during lunch. The reptiles were still there, resting in their tanks. Scofield approached a green anole lizard with wide eyes. He planned to do ‘things’ to the lizard, and he said “Let see if what my friend George told me about lizards is true”. Scofield’s “fun” quickly turned chaotic. The lizard darted across the desk, leaping into a pile of worksheets. Scofield scrambled to catch it, accidentally knocking over a water bottle, which spilled into an open laptop. In his panic, Scofield didn’t notice the door creak open. “Ahem.” The deep, disappointed voice of Mr. Sedky echoed through the room. Scofield froze, the lizard clinging to his shirt. “What exactly are you doing, Scofield?” Mr. Sedky crossed his arms, his gaze narrowing. “I, uh, thought I’d give the lizard some exercise?” Scofield stammered. Mr. Sedky sighed deeply and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You broke into my classroom, disrupted my reptiles, and almost ruined school property. Do you understand how serious this is?” Scofield nodded sheepishly. “Alright,” Mr. Sedky said, stroking his chin. “I have a deal for you. Since you like games so much, you’ll have to win one game of Fortnite under my supervision. If you win, I’ll teach you the proper way ‘thing’ to do that to a lizard. But, if you lose…” Mr sedky paused, “Unfortunately my female lizard died and my lizards need to be ‘satisfied’ and I don’t want to be there ‘toy’ , and I need you to ‘pleasure them’, you don’t really have a choice” Scofield’s eyes widened. He was decent at Fortnite, but the stakes had never been this high. “Deal,” he said, trying to sound confident. They set up in Mr. Sedky’s office, with the teacher pulling up a chair beside Scofield. “You’ve got one shot. Solo game. No retries,” Mr. Sedky declared, folding his arms. Scofield loaded into the match, heart pounding. He played cautiously, landing far from the action to gather weapons and shield potions. Slowly, he worked his way into the circle, racking up a few eliminations. By the time there were only two players left, Mr. Sedky seemed genuinely impressed. “Not bad, Scofield,” he said. “But can you clutch this?” Scofield’s palms were sweaty as he built a fortress to gain the high ground. His opponent-a player with the gamertag “The Skibidi Kingman573”-was relentless, firing rockets and launching a full-scale attack. Scofield managed to dodge and return fire, whittling down LizardKing’s health. It came down to the final moment. Scofield had the advantage but panicked, fumbling his build. Kingman leapt into his structure and eliminated him with a shotgun. “NO!” Scofield yelled, slamming the desk. Mr. Sedky leaned back, smirking. “A deal’s a deal. See you after school tomorrow..” Defeated, Scofield sighed. As he packed up, Mr. Sedky chuckled. “Maybe next time, you’ll think twice before messing with my reptiles. Oh, and Scofield?” “Yeah?” “You actually played pretty well. Just don’t let it go to your head. See you tomorrow.” Scofield left the classroom, already dreading the agony of pleasuring a lizard , but secretly he was glad he might have another chance to have fun with the lizard again.
Whoaaa....Death proof is OBVIOUSLY his worst movie, he even said so himself and Pulp Fiction changed cinema you let whatever hype you heard influence you in the wrong way...Jackie Brown is great too, you are too young and just don't understand Tarantino...I mean you have issues with subtitles, that's amateur stuff of people who don't truly love cinema..."Jackie Chan"??? You mean "Bruce Lee" yeah bro, you don't know what you're talking about...Pulp Fiction isn't a slow burn, a stick up happens in the 1st 5 minutes...the Hateful 8 #1!?!? Yeah man this is the worst Tarantino ranking I have ever seen and you're not going to get many views...peace
I'm glad you like Pulp Fiction more than me, I'm obviously in the minority of that. I know a lot of people who have problems with subtitles and I said in the video that it's not the movie's fault. I know Tarantino doesn't like Death Proof but there's enough in there that kept me more entertained than Jackie Brown. The Bruce Lee thing is my bad, I'll take responsibility for that. But this is just my opinion at the end of the day, and hot takes don't automatically mean the video's going to flop. Thanks for watching till the end, though. Have a good day.
Scofield had been buzzing with excitement ever since. Mr. Sedky, the school’s eccentric science teacher, had turned his classroom into a mini zoo, with lizards, snakes as the stars of the show. Scofield, a known prankster, had a particularly mischievous idea.
When the school bell rang, Scofield slipped into Mr. Sedky’s room during lunch. The reptiles were still there, resting in their tanks. Scofield approached a green anole lizard with wide eyes. He planned to do ‘things’ to the lizard, and he said “Let see if what my friend George told me about lizards is true”.
Scofield’s “fun” quickly turned chaotic. The lizard darted across the desk, leaping into a pile of worksheets. Scofield scrambled to catch it, accidentally knocking over a water bottle, which spilled into an open laptop. In his panic, Scofield didn’t notice the door creak open.
“Ahem.”
The deep, disappointed voice of Mr. Sedky echoed through the room. Scofield froze, the lizard clinging to his shirt.
“What exactly are you doing, Scofield?” Mr. Sedky crossed his arms, his gaze narrowing.
“I, uh, thought I’d give the lizard some exercise?” Scofield stammered.
Mr. Sedky sighed deeply and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You broke into my classroom, disrupted my reptiles, and almost ruined school property. Do you understand how serious this is?”
Scofield nodded sheepishly.
“Alright,” Mr. Sedky said, stroking his chin. “I have a deal for you. Since you like games so much, you’ll have to win one game of Fortnite under my supervision. If you win, I’ll teach you the proper way ‘thing’ to do that to a lizard. But, if you lose…” Mr sedky paused, “Unfortunately my female lizard died and my lizards need to be ‘satisfied’ and I don’t want to be there ‘toy’ , and I need you to ‘pleasure them’, you don’t really have a choice”
Scofield’s eyes widened. He was decent at Fortnite, but the stakes had never been this high. “Deal,” he said, trying to sound confident.
They set up in Mr. Sedky’s office, with the teacher pulling up a chair beside Scofield. “You’ve got one shot. Solo game. No retries,” Mr. Sedky declared, folding his arms.
Scofield loaded into the match, heart pounding. He played cautiously, landing far from the action to gather weapons and shield potions. Slowly, he worked his way into the circle, racking up a few eliminations. By the time there were only two players left, Mr. Sedky seemed genuinely impressed.
“Not bad, Scofield,” he said. “But can you clutch this?”
Scofield’s palms were sweaty as he built a fortress to gain the high ground. His opponent-a player with the gamertag “The Skibidi Kingman573”-was relentless, firing rockets and launching a full-scale attack. Scofield managed to dodge and return fire, whittling down LizardKing’s health.
It came down to the final moment. Scofield had the advantage but panicked, fumbling his build. Kingman leapt into his structure and eliminated him with a shotgun.
“NO!” Scofield yelled, slamming the desk.
Mr. Sedky leaned back, smirking. “A deal’s a deal. See you after school tomorrow..”
Defeated, Scofield sighed. As he packed up, Mr. Sedky chuckled. “Maybe next time, you’ll think twice before messing with my reptiles. Oh, and Scofield?”
“Yeah?”
“You actually played pretty well. Just don’t let it go to your head. See you tomorrow.”
Scofield left the classroom, already dreading the agony of pleasuring a lizard , but secretly he was glad he might have another chance to have fun with the lizard again.
If this comment gets 10 likes I’ll make a part 2
Why are you like this?
Scofield drop
It's funny how you put this out the day Nostalgia Critic starts Disneycember with a review of "Pulp Fiction"
I actually watched that this morning. 😂
Whoaaa....Death proof is OBVIOUSLY his worst movie, he even said so himself and Pulp Fiction changed cinema you let whatever hype you heard influence you in the wrong way...Jackie Brown is great too, you are too young and just don't understand Tarantino...I mean you have issues with subtitles, that's amateur stuff of people who don't truly love cinema..."Jackie Chan"??? You mean "Bruce Lee" yeah bro, you don't know what you're talking about...Pulp Fiction isn't a slow burn, a stick up happens in the 1st 5 minutes...the Hateful 8 #1!?!? Yeah man this is the worst Tarantino ranking I have ever seen and you're not going to get many views...peace
I'm glad you like Pulp Fiction more than me, I'm obviously in the minority of that. I know a lot of people who have problems with subtitles and I said in the video that it's not the movie's fault. I know Tarantino doesn't like Death Proof but there's enough in there that kept me more entertained than Jackie Brown. The Bruce Lee thing is my bad, I'll take responsibility for that.
But this is just my opinion at the end of the day, and hot takes don't automatically mean the video's going to flop. Thanks for watching till the end, though. Have a good day.