@@VersusArdua are you illiterate? Is there a language barrier? You understand what a comparison is, right? If it's the first two, understandable. If it's the last, what a braindead mook
I always liked to believe he was telling the truth and that last little flicker of humanity he found to make a birthday card for his fellow loser online friend, he ended up not being able to handle the pressure and threw it away to huff dollarstore sharpies and superglue
“Just a barn owl on my head. It’s talons digging into my skull, just blood running down my face. Hello family.” I have no words to describe the immense joy this image gives me
I liked watching the seagulls do little divebombs while listening to this. Usually its just footage of some dumb mobile soccer game or whatever, this at least had more original visuals.
People shit on Stav but his presence helped the show so much during the classic years. The Adam Friedland Show is pretty good but it's never reached the highs that CT did
@zangl2955 That is correct..stav haters aren't even close to crumtown fans. It was a trifecta. But now it's a Bi-fecta..and I've gotta gayve it to nick and bug, it's going well finally
this has to be my favorite nick bit of all time. the image of his bloated, mangled, unitard-clad body caught in trampoline springs is one of the funniest things ever
It really is an incredible riff. The owl kills me as he describes it first...but then you just imagine it on his bloody head the entire story...crazy shit is I'd bet (betDsi) that nick remembers not one piece of pussy cheek about any of it. Hell yeah dude.
Nick’s fantasy being about becoming the biggest loser on earth is hilarious
He's just describing Joe Rogan type celebrities. They're "winners" yet living a twelve year old boy's idea of a good life.
@@Ray_D_Tuttoah yes, Joe Rogan, notorious twelve year old
@@VersusArdua Choad Rogaine
He's literally me fr fr
@@VersusArdua are you illiterate? Is there a language barrier? You understand what a comparison is, right? If it's the first two, understandable. If it's the last, what a braindead mook
As a father, it's important to show respect to your wife's boyfriend so the kids don't forget who's in charge
Remember kids, who puts bread on the table in this house?
*points to the absolute hulk of a man plowing your wife*
My dad and step dad got along great. It was pretty cool. They both taught me a lot about being gay
The ocean noise is honestly a really tasteful addition.
Owlso, Eem gee
Hey thanks, I like a lil nature in my bust
@shoDOHC what are you dude - gayYy? Cause I am
"Has anyone seen a gallon ziplock bag full of superglue and marker - thats my arts and crafts bag"
Bit within a bit, within a riff, all in a zip lock bag. Only Nick.
@@shoDOHC And that's why he's my secret gay boyfriend.
@tunkkis2875 he doesn't love you, bitch. He loves me. BLOCKED and I'm speaking to Nick about this
I always liked to believe he was telling the truth and that last little flicker of humanity he found to make a birthday card for his fellow loser online friend, he ended up not being able to handle the pressure and threw it away to huff dollarstore sharpies and superglue
@@TimmyMcGowan❤
Adam is hilarious in this one.
“Just a barn owl on my head. It’s talons digging into my skull, just blood running down my face. Hello family.”
I have no words to describe the immense joy this image gives me
Yeah the first time he mentions the owl, I was rollin
'King of the ring' killed me
Just the whole visualization is so fucking funny
Hell yeah dude this really helps to alleviate my suicidal ideation and forget how bad my life is
You and me both brother.
Nick is the ultimate human being.
Part cyborg part gayborg but mostly train traffic signal.
This is so funny. Nick and I are such good friends in real life
I liked watching the seagulls do little divebombs while listening to this. Usually its just footage of some dumb mobile soccer game or whatever, this at least had more original visuals.
I play ps2 while listening
Most underrated bit on the whole show.
That is correct.
Alexander Fink-Mullen will be remembered.
R.I.P.
Ronaldo Mullen
@@shannonballspen1s482 those goddamn beer fires. Breaks my heart
This would be an amazing gay lifestyle just popping in like Kramer on your family telling everyone "how it be" when you're a successful gay actor.
and that other thing Kramer is famous for
I think you’re describing gay ACTOR Micheal Douglass
People shit on Stav but his presence helped the show so much during the classic years. The Adam Friedland Show is pretty good but it's never reached the highs that CT did
Absolutely, man. I couldn't agree more
@@m.martin what's his name
@@m.martin And yet he is. Almost like his strategy of being artistically honest and gay is working for him
All three worked together really well. Stav haters are just 8chan type dudes.
@zangl2955 That is correct..stav haters aren't even close to crumtown fans. It was a trifecta. But now it's a Bi-fecta..and I've gotta gayve it to nick and bug, it's going well finally
.....Any moRe dumb ASS questions - from THE peanut gallery..??
u gae?
Whatchu got, a mickeymouse on there? huh, sweetie?
every alcoholic Uncle ever
Haahah
Just the most eccentric person ever imagined.
That's one of my favorite bits of all time
Hell yeah dude, honestly, it's truly a gem 💎
Nick saying “to make you dinner” in the most drunk dad cadence and slur cracked me up
this has to be my favorite nick bit of all time. the image of his bloated, mangled, unitard-clad body caught in trampoline springs is one of the funniest things ever
I wish my girlfriend would let me do texas week in our townhouse
What's his name
Sherill
Oh cool. A townhouse. You must be one of those really cool guys.
Goddammit I'm crying laughing imagining this because it's literally how I can see nick living
It really is an incredible riff. The owl kills me as he describes it first...but then you just imagine it on his bloody head the entire story...crazy shit is I'd bet (betDsi) that nick remembers not one piece of pussy cheek about any of it. Hell yeah dude.
Best story ever. Also, I'm gay.
The barn owl is where I lost it for real
Cool bird footage
Thanks man, it's the big pelican gang in Santa Cruz. They bust ice out there
@@shoDOHC hell yeah
I'll show you some "bird" footage pal
@N Gonzales Cory, Trevor.. DICKS. LETS GO.
Dude I'm loving the sea and sound of the waves
Thanks, man. It's almost like we're allll just haning at the beach sippin smirnoff ice
"Why's there a first emt??" XD
Such an underrated bit..gets me every time
i love how you recorded this on your phone from your laptop speakers. true deducation
Yau, om dedacated
I just a hope for a wife and a dog
Same except for replace wife with gay lover and dog with gay gimp.
You have to manually squeeze the milk out of her like a cow just remember.
Probably my favorite bit lol
Man that backround noise is the shit
Like good
all my kids are taller than me
If Conner is reading this, just know you are gay
that was fucking close
Whew
Dodged another one
They coulda had it allll
eerily predictive of his life today
Pet owls would be sick
This is hilarious im incredibly gay
Gotta keep nuttn in em
Sing me a song Piano man
fellow sho owner hell yeah dude
That is correct, sir!!!! What year you got?
@@shoDOHC 95
@@frog3452 sick, man. Last of the real real. I do love the 96-99 SHOs also, as they are even more odd rejects. I'd love a 91 Plus in black or white.
I agree I like the v8
@@shoDOHC they have that sho in Grand Turismo 4
what episode is this
Absolutely insane how stav absolutely did not make me laugh once in this
King of the ring 😂😂😂
Sooo good
“EXPLAINED” shut up lol
What u want a map, qussy?
How bout you come over here and let me explain something to you. Love to help you out with something.
Which episode was this?
Can't recall because my mind is full of dogshit..