@@lerinasanyeah, but turning this girls into being seiso Is like teaching a dog how to meow, you could try but, Is iy truly in the nature of the dog to meow instead of barking?
@@kaiseryakkovonwarner8783 I believe, that when Sakana was preparing to create an agency and was figuring out how to chose talents, someone jokingly said "She will try to kill you"
Fish man is the definition of failing upwards. He has the most unhinged employees but they’re successful. Tries to make his company’s own Marine, fails but still worked in the long run. Airi could’ve been a fox. Tenma is more of a rabid chihuahua anyway.
Fishman filled a niche in corporate Vtuber world that nobody else dared to occupy at a time when everyone in the industry is so scared of not being politically correct. While holofans/nijicucks were just watching the singing, dancing, playing videogames & all that predictable shit, phasebros were doing police bodycam watchalongs, talk about when Kanye showed up on Alex Jones' show, or watch collabs with indie vtubers who talks about even more outrageous stuff such as growing in a white supremacist environment & shitting on lolcows like DSP. lol Fishman may be some immigrant kid with too much CCP cash taken outta China by his parents, but he has enough business savvy.
I still think Fishman's salty because he wanted his Marine and got a Miko instead. Even Pippa brought this up recently and her chat was like "No way, he wanted AIRI to be his Marine?" Worked out for us, though. Sakana's loss and our gain.
There's a meme in hololive where you have to be able to imitate Marine or Pekora laugh to join hololive but it looks like... it works for other agencies as well!
Sakana tries to turn his OC into Ashelia; fails Sakana tries to turn an employee into his oshi; becomes the most annoying person instead Sakana, the fish who drowned in his ideals
Don't forget his masterplan Sakana starts an entire vtubing(coffee) company just so he has people to play league with; still playing by himself 3 1/2 generations deep.
And now Dizzy is looking at recruiting Lia's sister so they can have FUWAMOCO at home. I imagine it would end disastrously if her sister ever got a model.
Funnily enough there actually are two species of Blue Bears, one it's a subspecies of Black Bears called Glacier Bears, and the other is the Tibetan Black Bear which is also called Tibetan Blue Bear. Also, yes there is a Pink Panther as well as Black Lions, the amount of weirdly colored animals in the world is crazy.
@@59hawks Fun fact, Black Panters are any big cat; Tiger, Lion, Leopard, Jaguar or Snow Leopard, that presents a mutation that makes them Black, there are mutations in all these that can also make them white or Gold as well.
He was probably thinking of Nina Kosaka when he was thinking of sultry mature fox girls. At least that's the working theory. Since Tenma...well okay, to be fair, rarely, accidentally, she pulls it off?
Imagine a fishman establishing his own Vtuber agency in an attempt bringing his OC character and (other company) oshi to life. what a chad on the sigma male grindset.
honestly though, airi does remind me of marine in the same way that they're both older women going on random tangents, especially about shit from the 90s
Tries to make a Marine: turns into a Airi Seiso idols: sad (but getting better?) girl company At this point I bet he started Phase to sell coffee/have a warehouse but it got too good at being a vtuber company
From the few clips I’ve seen I love how transparent Phase Connect is with the viewer. You’d never be able to hear a Holo or Niji talent talk go into detail about their VT model’s creation process due to keyfabe. Very cool to see and hear
Neapolitan wolf SUPREMACY! Airi is so precious. I hope she finds a better job soon. I should probably start buying Lotto tickets more often than once a year if I want a chance at winning.
Do you guys think Airi should have been a fox or a white/black wolf?
Naw, maybe a cougar or a Jaguar woulda been a lot cooler. I mean how many Jaguar VTubers are there?
Foxes are usually sly or clever, Airi is way too Pon for that.
Nah, management was cooking.
Airi is pure pon, a softie animal suits her
Wait what isn't she a dog?
Everyone is like "I can fix her"
Sakana be like "I can recreate her"
we have the technology
Clone an army of waifus. Set them up with the fans. That’s how you take over countries
And that's why he's the CEO, Fishman is truly a visionary.
WKWKWKWKWK
Both failed to do what they swore to do
"seiso idols" sakana said while inhaling his Copium
There's more copium in the warehouse than actual Phase merch
Copium but brewed into a cup of coffee
@@Shinobubu copium is sakana's coffee creamer
Phase connect was suppose to be seiso?
@@lerinasanyeah, but turning this girls into being seiso Is like teaching a dog how to meow, you could try but, Is iy truly in the nature of the dog to meow instead of barking?
"I can recreate her, I have the technology"
- Fishboy
"You know Tenma exists, right?"
Sakana: "Who?"
"sssh, she's listening. She could even be in the walls"
She's in the GODDAMN WALLS!?! @@SpaceMonkey1900
He's gonna get yelled at again, isn't he? 😅
@@magni5648I sure hope so because every time that happens I'm in tears from laughing so hard. 😂
'You do remember Tenma is in Phase Connect already?
Sakana: 'I try not to'
you have to respect Fishman's dedication to the bit
Sakana: Okay, so you'll be our Marine. But also, a fox.
Airi: Tenma's already a fox...
Sakana: I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO HAVE *HER* BE MY MARINE
But she's the perfect idol, as long as she doesn't speak right fishman?
30ma is the closest we'll get to phase marine
"you mean the chihuahua?"
-sakana probably.
I'm convinced that Sakana picks out the company's talent exclusively from the psych wards.
Sees one of the girls roll by strapped to a gurney: I'll take that one.
@@kaiseryakkovonwarner8783
I believe, that when Sakana was preparing to create an agency and was figuring out how to chose talents, someone jokingly said "She will try to kill you"
@@Blackwing2345635Avatar. Good one!
Fish man is the definition of failing upwards. He has the most unhinged employees but they’re successful. Tries to make his company’s own Marine, fails but still worked in the long run.
Airi could’ve been a fox. Tenma is more of a rabid chihuahua anyway.
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
Fishman filled a niche in corporate Vtuber world that nobody else dared to occupy at a time when everyone in the industry is so scared of not being politically correct.
While holofans/nijicucks were just watching the singing, dancing, playing videogames & all that predictable shit, phasebros were doing police bodycam watchalongs, talk about when Kanye showed up on Alex Jones' show, or watch collabs with indie vtubers who talks about even more outrageous stuff such as growing in a white supremacist environment & shitting on lolcows like DSP. lol
Fishman may be some immigrant kid with too much CCP cash taken outta China by his parents, but he has enough business savvy.
Failing upwards involves actual failure, but getting promoted and moving up, Fishman is actually succeeding despite failing personal goals.
@@MartinPutniorzOr hit London
@@YourFridgeIsRunning we call that a win win situation
Fishman: "Airi, it's 4pm! Time to put on the Houshou Marine wig!"
Airi: "Yes, Sakana..."
Sakana's "Marine at home" didn't go exactly as planned.
You can tell in every wave since Alias that Sakana has tried to recreate a Houshou Marine but seems to get something more unhinged every time 😂
It's like a gacha
@@NecroChwith enough pulls you can get a 5 star, how many pulls depends on you and your wallet.
Who are the others you think he tried to recreate Houshou with?
@@TexasKing100 My guesses are Airi, Ember, and Hina. I think Dizzy even talked about Sakana comparing Ember to Marine lol
The fish needs to learn being Marine isn't something you can teach; Marine-ness is an innate thing.
He created phase to create his oshi 😂
"Put the marine outfit airi"
I still think Fishman's salty because he wanted his Marine and got a Miko instead. Even Pippa brought this up recently and her chat was like "No way, he wanted AIRI to be his Marine?"
Worked out for us, though. Sakana's loss and our gain.
It was all part of Pipa's plan
Im starting to belive that Fishman should do reverse psychology on his goals because everything he does backfires.
good idea, so he needs to find a rosemi type of girl, and let the fishman curse kick in
@@keycrafter7471 Then he will end up with Riro kind of incident...
@@keycrafter7471 every time I look at Jelly I get more worried
@@rinslittlesheepling1652sounds like a positive thing to me
@@DeviousHandsI feel that way ngl.
"You could technically choose Anycolor" but thankfully you didn't.
i saw what you did there
Outro Pippa saying what we're all thinking
^We Are gonna Be Seiso Idols^ is the biggest cope ever
poor Sakana
He wanted to make "Hoshou Marine at Home", the plan was doomed from the start
His seiso idols end up being yabai, and his Marine ripoffs end up being seiso. Fishman can't catch a break.
Everything goes against him
he knew what he wanted
he didnt get what he wanted
Tries to recreate his oshi, ends up with the most annoying woman in his company. 🤣
"Pygmalionfish failed in his Simping, Unleashing an Era of Pon unto the world"
- Sakana's Sad Girls Asylum Saga
According to him not us, Airi is a cinnamon bun.
The monkey's paw curls a finger.
There's a lesson here... somewhere...
i think you swapped airi with tenma
Sakana, most sane Ichimi
The Fish always wins, but not in the way he wants.
“We’re gonna be seiso idols”
THAT FUCKIN SHIP SAILED WITH PIPPA.
There's a meme in hololive where you have to be able to imitate Marine or Pekora laugh to join hololive but it looks like... it works for other agencies as well!
Airi doesnt need to be like Marine, shes too pon to be like anyone else!
Very peaceful vibes, and the ending clip of pippa hit me like a truck
The witch, the lion and the audacity of Sakana's transmutation attempt at recreating his oshi.
Sakana tries to turn his OC into Ashelia; fails
Sakana tries to turn an employee into his oshi; becomes the most annoying person instead
Sakana, the fish who drowned in his ideals
Lia was Sakana's OC?
Wait, Lia was Fishman's OC??
Lia was supposed to be a Turret lol?
Failing upwards 👏
Don't forget his masterplan
Sakana starts an entire vtubing(coffee) company just so he has people to play league with; still playing by himself 3 1/2 generations deep.
I love how this Sakana is a big fan of Senchou. It's like if a Hololive fan found his own Vtuber idol agency.
"Mom, can we have houshou marine?"
"No, we have houshou marine at home."
Houshou marine at home:
And now Dizzy is looking at recruiting Lia's sister so they can have FUWAMOCO at home. I imagine it would end disastrously if her sister ever got a model.
@@Duamerthraxwe need Rinamama not rinmouto
@@Duamerthrax would be funny as fuck tho
@@NecroCh Why not both?
@@Duamerthrax the first mother & daughter vtuber duo debut
sakana was the original menhera this whole time...
Funnily enough there actually are two species of Blue Bears, one it's a subspecies of Black Bears called Glacier Bears, and the other is the Tibetan Black Bear which is also called Tibetan Blue Bear.
Also, yes there is a Pink Panther as well as Black Lions, the amount of weirdly colored animals in the world is crazy.
Suddenly Monster hunter having 4 different colors of Rathalos doesn't bother me any more
@@59hawks Fun fact, Black Panters are any big cat; Tiger, Lion, Leopard, Jaguar or Snow Leopard, that presents a mutation that makes them Black, there are mutations in all these that can also make them white or Gold as well.
Ngl, Airi is peak on her own 🙏🏿
He was probably thinking of Nina Kosaka when he was thinking of sultry mature fox girls. At least that's the working theory. Since Tenma...well okay, to be fair, rarely, accidentally, she pulls it off?
Thank you Sakana. Even if it didn't work out like you originally planned having this cute ponDoggo was a blessing.
They wanted her to be a fox vtuber, but white wolves are too overdone...
That's peak Sakana mindset
He could've made her a privateer, would've worked way better with the contrast of marine being a pirate.
Smh.
Trials of the Fishman
"You're gonna be seiso idols..."
Sakana, Uruka and Rinmama all having the same oshi wasn't something I'd expect but I'm here for it.
He picked you to make his dreams come true. He was disappointed.😂
Another CEO whose dreams were destroyed by his talent
I think Tenma might have driven across Canada to strangle Sakana if the fox form had happened
Imagine a fishman establishing his own Vtuber agency in an attempt bringing his OC character and (other company) oshi to life.
what a chad on the sigma male grindset.
One day fish man will have his horni pirate. But it is not this day
dude said he wanted them all to be Seiso and got the fate of Yagoo multiplied by the fury of god
what a noble goal sakana has, just wants to make more like his oshi.
To be fair Tenma's like a fennec fox, the chihuahua of foxes.
"We're going to he seiso idols"
Mans is delulu in the extreme.
honestly though, airi does remind me of marine in the same way that they're both older women going on random tangents, especially about shit from the 90s
It just clicked to me that Sakana was fusing Marine with Ahri, like the LoL Ahri.
Poor Fishman keeps trying and failing.
Tries to make a Marine: turns into a Airi
Seiso idols: sad (but getting better?) girl company
At this point I bet he started Phase to sell coffee/have a warehouse but it got too good at being a vtuber company
Airi: But Tenma's already a fox...
Sakana: What do you mean? She's a chihuahua.
0:49 famous final words
“Black wolf would be too repetitive”
He says, trying to create another Fox that is like Marine.
From the few clips I’ve seen I love how transparent Phase Connect is with the viewer. You’d never be able to hear a Holo or Niji talent talk go into detail about their VT model’s creation process due to keyfabe. Very cool to see and hear
I still don't understand why some people value keyfabe so much with other vtubers.
sakana is a fucking genius legend
fishman is secretly just as crazy as his talents
Phase? SEISO IDOLS?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We're gonna be seiso Idols ..."
Fishman failing successfully
He sounds like one of those anime protags who's absolutely obsessed with a specific character.
Seiso idol??? Fishman has got jokes.
Tbh if i had my own vtubing company i would also want my own version of Marine
Ari: "the age factor"
Me: *Locks in*
To be fair, Sakana tries to forget Tenma exists so he can get some sleep. Or get 30 seconds into a Discord call in peace.
3:28 I felt that
I need more Airi in my life. I need pon and sass. She's such a lovely dog :]
Can't have a another fox, but now they have two dragons....... Hope Airi gets her White Wolf one day though.
he's to afraid to ask tenma lol
I don't watch much Airi but I find it hilarious that Sakana tried to make her like Marine lmao
Airi have every right to annoy Sakana holy shit.
ok the last few sec of pippa made me burst out laughing. it came so randomly
he wanted an in house Marine to simp over
3:31 pipkin "not a lesbian" pippa, ladies and gents
MGS2 but instead of trying to recreate Solid Snake, he's trying to recreate Houshou Marine.
"We got marine at home"
Neapolitan wolf SUPREMACY! Airi is so precious. I hope she finds a better job soon. I should probably start buying Lotto tickets more often than once a year if I want a chance at winning.
Isn’t she, like, one of the most calm and wholesome members of Phase? Almost like a surrogate mom to many of the other girls?
Sakana knew Airi was going to be the most annoying talent, so he gave her big bozoingas to make it more worth it. Poor Airi, lol.
And what about Hina?
@@NecroChHina’s not annoying, I havent watched her beyond debut though, what’s she like?
She inadvertently went with a Houshou Marine ref as well (That period Mio streamed as Marine)
2:18 I can't believe Tenma is fucking dead.
Poor fishman, none of his dreams came true
"Seiso idols" - ok, so he really was already insane back then xD
sakana is a frickin genius omfg
Sakana: "Can we have a Houshou Marine?"
Chat: "We have Houshou Marine at home"
Houshou Marine at home:
Least horni Marine enjoyer 🤝Most horni Airi enjoyer
Turns out that from the entire gen she is the only one that actually has a seiso mindset LMAO
Sakana : We got Marine at home .
Yo! The Marine we have at home is like DIET MOUNTAIN LIGHTING just as good as Mountain Dew and half the cost..... ignore that last part.
I do really like the Neapolitan wolf colors.
Mom can we have marine?
We have marine at home.
Marine at home:
And that's how she became a Border Collie.
"we"re gonna be seiso idols" - sakana (airi)
A bigger lie has never been said.
"We have Houshou Marine at the house."
>The Houshou Marine at the house:
Sakana: don't worry, we have a marine at home...
based sakana
That why temma is the perfect idol it all make sense now.
And Pippa became Walmart Pekora
Fishman had the opposite of Yagoo's dream but got the same results