Idea : Copy the island life map, and bring it far away from the spawn, then respawn someone, and when they respawn bring them to the fake map and watch as they slowly go insane. Shorter version : Make a copy of the Island life map, and isolate someone , then watch as they go insane. Credits : I couldn't find a comment like this, but if you made this idea too, please reply!
this is kinda like my idea You jail a random family member in ur shop if somebody wants to buy it you control the person the is for sale taking over their life but if the parent wants them back they have to sword fight you if you lose you secretly control them taking over the life but if you win THE PARENTS ARE FOR SALE ALSO
Hey. There’s a new myth game that’s called “A totally random place” it’s new, and supposedly there is a disturbing backstory to the staff. It only has about 2,250 visits.
@@MarloTheBlueberry Hes Referring to That Last Powerful Ability Called "The Myth", Its an Ability Cause Flamingo Mostly uses the Cleetus Avatar in Myth Videos.
Idea: be a real estate seller and sell a house to someone and tell them it’s haunted then pretend to be a ghost and move stuff with btools, maybe appear for like 2 seconds in front of them and then go invisible like so Albert sees
I like it that Albert has no click bait content, and as you watch his videos, it gets better and better the longer you watch it for. Sometimes I just can’t sleep after seeing only one video of his.
Flamingo: I wanna eat some children today Children: I wanna eat some sweets Shark: I wanna eat some human Billie Eilish: I wanna eat some spiders Earth: I wanna eat some wind Space: I wanna eat some planets Universe: I wanna eat space Gachatubers: I wanna eat some cookies Lankybox: I wanna eat some donuts and fried chicken Me: I wanna eat some Nutella
I actually noticed a small detail,that cleetus doesnt pass out,he ducks down,and lays down,so that the myth doesnt get him,and when the myth ends he does the hand wipe on head move,because hes still alive
Hi mrflimflam I was in this video. I was introduced in 8:39 and 8:49 and I was the farmer at 9:50. I really enjoyed being in your video. And I love your videos and content. Keep up the good work 👍 edit: sorry for sounding so annoying and childish, I was freaking out when I saw this and I was less mature and couldn't help myself I guess
Noob: WHAT ARE YOU?! Albert: Y̶̢̻̥̬̱͎͇̭̩̭̙̠̊̎̈́́̋̇̚͝͝e̶̟̗̬̤͈͖̋̈́̌́͛̀̎͐̎ẻ̷̡̩͚̲̳̰͇͖͂̈́͠ḥ̸̗̖̬̮̘̯̦̰̥̳̫̰̐̿̎͋̊̽͗̒͜͝͝a̶̦̥̅̊̓̽́̔͂͒͛̓̾͘w̵̨̗̏̒̈́̂͑͑͂̀̓͛͊̃̚͝ ̶͍̜̖͉̟̭̪͓̖̳̠̼̉̈̉̑̾͆̑̀̽͊̂̇̍͜͠b̷̨̗̤̠̩͕̜̫͙̞̼͙͖͖̐̒̅̊͗͊͛̄͋͌̚̕ͅư̸̱͙̬͌̍̓̾̃̓̐̑̈̉͘̚͝͝s̸̡̧̼̬̗͖̫̘̼̘̫̦̻̫̏͛̎͐ͅt̸͈̯̹̜̠̺͚̲̣̐̏͐͜ͅe̷̡̨̙̼̗̳̲̖͓̺͉͚̅̂́̈́͛̎̽̇́͆̌r̶̨̛̼͖̘̟̯̓͑̑̂̽̿̏̇͐͋̿̕͝ **Banjo pwong**
Wise Quotes: "I want to consume children." "She was alive... BUT NOW SHES NOT." "HOW IS HE NOT DEADDD." "Hey, your child is going to die I'm so sorry." "Wow those hands they really go far though."
7:40 A much more cruel or gruesome way of saying it would probably be: "The more you let it bleed the more it will hurt till you see nothing but you're own blood. You will die a slow painful death as I let you bleed & slowly cut you apart till you cannot scream from your own blood flooding your throat.
He is THICC: T: the one who created cleetus H: he sings a beautiful song I: in Paradise Life killing people C: calls people trash and nub which is epic C: consumes children 😆
I have figured out what Cleetus’s message is: “Old man’s truck, in the farmer’s field” Edit: I forgot this comment existed and I am surprised at how many it got (this is my most liked comment)
People in paradise island:online dating Flamingo:its time to kill everyone who is online dating using admin and my favorite weapon Also flamingo:the banjo 🪕 starts singing and killing in a happy jam Happy jam:stop online dating please
This is all now canon Cleetus. Cleetus canonically went psycho in paradise life and he also has superpowers. He can clone himself and... I don't even know how to explain 'the myth' but Cleetus can canonically do it.
roses are red
cleetus may be wild
but he'll walk a 100 miles
just to consume a child
this rhymes so smooth
Ikr
New mission bring this comment to 50k
Everyone like
Ur Comment will be blessed
0:47 the pure joy in Albert's face as he listens to Cleetus
there are MANY faces better than that one, but yet It’s nice to see Albert happy.
companion KC cool cool cool such cup 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like seeing him happy cs he makes a lot of unal1v3 jokes
furry
@@adorabatyt1456who
Admin commands: returns
Me: oh yeah it’s all coming together
Christopher Farley stop self adverting ugh
@@AlinaFN woaaahhhh self adverting
Me: something doesn't feel right
Yeah
The Game: Oh no its all falling apart
3:34 “Where’s the children, I wanna eat children, please.” Has got to be the best and most out of pocket thing Albert has ever said.
Your a few years late buddy
This is like my 4th time on these videos!
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He turns the children into his snacc
lolpesta lolpesta
Stolen :/
@@aamyii8135 she meant to do it that way
Nah he just attac and scream
Raifu no dip sherlock
I love how Albert treats Cleetus like a completely different person
A year later someone finally replies
*he is*
@@Pineal69 LOL
@@moqaes *Æ*
@@moqaes *Æ*
Idea : Copy the island life map, and bring it far away from the spawn, then respawn someone, and when they respawn bring them to the fake map and watch as they slowly go insane.
Shorter version : Make a copy of the Island life map, and isolate someone , then watch as they go insane.
Credits : I couldn't find a comment like this, but if you made this idea too, please reply!
like
this is kinda like my idea You jail a random family member in ur shop if somebody wants to buy it you control the person the is for sale taking over their life but if the parent wants them back they have to sword fight you if you lose you secretly control them taking over the life but if you win THE PARENTS ARE FOR SALE ALSO
Everyone like so he see
Jordan Cristal 😅😂😂😂😂
This crasy and funny
Cleetus is like alberts doppelgänger, a alternate version of him that constantly coexists with each other
U could say he’s flamingos stand
@@COOLBLAZECOTTO his what
@@COOLBLAZECOTTOhis stand ability is da tracker instead of road roller
At 4:48 I love how cleetus just sticks a perfect landing.
10/10 Savage Rainbow Carpet Consuming n' High Jumpin' Landin' Cleetus Yemeetus Style 😎
Yo real quick I'm bouta break the 111 likes
@@notchilz ok lol
Very talented
@@sean-inactiveforawhile5179 so true
SuTart: turns into the Sun
Felipe: turns into a giant head and crushes the earth
Cleetus: hippity hoppity demons are on your property
Lol
underratedd
@Kathryn
What a coincidence
Kathryn *writes down in notes*
Someone: *is god*
Felipe: turns into a giant head and crushes the earth
Cleetus: Satan will be your father
"Unlock your door" is probably something Cleetus would actually say
Yes true
Yeehaw where aree ur children I need breakfast says Cleetus the half Canabal half madman Farmer of hell
Same with “your child is going to die
Bro i was the Jack needs a deep grave kid😂😂😂
@AJ_OfficalYTa cowboy with a penguin body i dont understand and a farmer uniform
3:22 “SOMETHING ABOUT CONSUMING A CHILD, In tha famras field🤠”
Hey. There’s a new myth game that’s called “A totally random place” it’s new, and supposedly there is a disturbing backstory to the staff. It only has about 2,250 visits.
Katsuki Bakugou it’s a myth game,
you weren’t invited :)
FLAMGO HERE IS CONSITINT UPLOADS
@@weezerfan467 can't you still play it :^
hi
I’ll check it out and bring back updates on what’s going on.
5:21
Someone: *makes their RP name as Demon*
Cleetus: I’m the true demon.
Well if I remember it correctly it was something not human that kills cleetus's son. But idk that much, ( cleetus is hidding from the demon)
I love having a nice cup of tea, sitting in a peaceful room and watching albert harass the general public.
And I love having a cup of children
O
@@andrewwilliams6255 AAAA GOOFY
Real
5:21
The way Cleetus just lays in the floor,
(I think it's too make it so the hands don't go after cleetus if there was "lore")
mind boggling
“Hey yall! Cleetus here to show some of you UNCIVILIZED city folks how to catch some Pigeon's!”
Albert: What happened to Billie Eilish?
Me: **flashbacks to albert with his sister blue wig and bleeding nose**
Don’t-
The Twitter pfp?
Child: gets shot 3 times and then dies
Flamingo: this gun is overkill
pórtaù lechar büya flamingo
Robux maléina 👢
roblox loràpo farai
Lol ikr he always does that Lol
@@simpleaislinn4611 so true queen
Children must DIE
“This is perfect!, I can hit people with a banjo!”
I love how *thats* the thing he’s happiest about
I swear if you keep commenting that on my comments
How do you delete a spammer's comment
Yeah, no he was the happier about how he walked so shut up you pathetic noob
He's also happy about "The Myth".
E
I was sick one day, went home from school, laid in my bed, turned on flamingos older admin command videos, and felt safe.
I feel safer watching flamingo videos in bed than at school
I've watched this 50 times
"Deer, what I'm assuming Cleetus hunts.."
*CLEETUS HUNTS PIGEONS*
I thought I was the only one that thought about that xD
Bridgett Wolski ?
.
You would think Albert would know that.
But i thought i was the only one who remembered that xd
MEMORIES-
9:55 Albert: "Befriend Satan."
Me: "So it is death you have chosen."
Isn't satan the GOD of death?
@Christopher Farley stop
Also you said it wrong. You say it like this "So you have chosen... DEATH"
Who gay
@@plazxs Anubis is the god of death😂
albert: "i wanna eat children pleasee"
The FBI: I n t e r e s t i n g
Also Albert: N O O N L I N E D A T I N G
Olive in the Room ?
0:31
NostalgicCheese_ true
FBI OPEN UP
Cleetus’s movements are so cartoony and I love ‘em. Really fitting!
albert: "I think this gun is a bit overkill for deer"
but cleetus is "teaching you how to hunt pigeons"
Poor pigeons
PIGINS
Omg lol that’s saddd 👁👄👁
Yes
I hated fomingo
Albert: “You cannot outrun my bullet”
*All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run, outrun my gun*
Smuddy The Maine Coon I was thinking the same thing
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@@winglesswolf9867 Jesus, that deserves 1000 likes...!
That’s what I was thinking of too
Lol I was thinking the same thing XD
Imagine being alberts child:
Albert: Come here, lemme consume you child
*CLEETUS*
what my cat thinks I’m saying:
You genius- you can probably tell the future. 😩✨
That would be a nightmare if that happens in real life
Also, v o r e
If you didn't already know, the reason the Cleetus Command is because he uses that avatar mostly in myth games.
?
@@MarloTheBlueberry Hes Referring to That Last Powerful Ability Called "The Myth", Its an Ability Cause Flamingo Mostly uses the Cleetus Avatar in Myth Videos.
Albert is literally doing what the roblox moderation team can't do.
KILL
Bully children?
@@SteveInTDS No he's dealing with the online daters
@@derhauptmannder8.panzerdiv510 this aged like fine wine
@@derhauptmannder8.panzerdiv510yeah people keep making new accounts to online date again and again so this time they get punished more badly
“She used to be alive but now she’s not”
Yes Albert that’s how death works
Ok
yes the floor here is made of floor
I mean.. u have a point
yes, indeed
Ah yes,The dead person is made of dead person.
6:19 plot twist: those are all the souls of the children he ate. Edit: thanks for all the likes! Never thought i'd get this much on a small comment-
Uhh that's kinda scary but sure
UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHhhhHHHhHhHh
WILLAIM WILL LOVE THIS ILL GO TELL HIM AND HOPE CLARA DON'T BEAT ME UP-
@Amm Haz M Roblox deleted it.
Lol hahahhahahhahahahhaha
Paradise life❌ Paradise death✅
Yep
yes
yes
It aint even a paradise its the opposite
Its hell
"Hell Death"
yes
Albert: “Where’s the children, I want to consume children”
Me: *Looks at my mom to see if she heard it like 0-0*
My mom: *O.o*
Queen_Bee imagine not being a flamingo OG
@Martin Clay *since
May Flowers we don't really need grammar correction- but whatever you feel comfortable with, go ahead.
@@abusepig5606 hola me adoptas
Lucky me my parents don't really speak English, my dad does a bit, my mom don't :>
Albert: * hears creepy coughing and screaming *
Also Albert: *oh that's just billies new track*
It's music to my ears
I was like: *my two idols finally have SOME connection*
ŵhæ¿
Your screams are like music to my audio receptors.
-General Grievous
*yes*
Cleetus: *smashes people with a tractor*
Dio: Finally a worthy opponent...... Our battle will be legendary
Lol
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that move
i thought the same
Aedan Pineda I thought if that too
ROADA ROLLA DA
4 years, 4 years
Correct assessment 👌
👍
🫥
Real😔
Lol
nobody:
not a single soul:
not even cleetus:
albert: she used to be alive, but now shes not.
iichloeplayz_xo Cleetus is the same as Albert
@@Stargazebunny YA DONT SAY?! 😲🤯🤔
bruh albert is thick boy
Hi What?
@@Stargazebunny nothing..nvm
Idea: be a real estate seller and sell a house to someone and tell them it’s haunted then pretend to be a ghost and move stuff with btools, maybe appear for like 2 seconds in front of them and then go invisible
like so Albert sees
Wow thats an AWESOME idea
Yes
I wanna see him do that
YES
I write ideas and yet nobody ever notices them.
1:18
Random guy: Date
Albert: *yeah not on my watch*
“What a pun”
i said no such thing
He must bust listen to some puns before
Or just an accident...
2:45 official cleetus vore before gta6 is wild
It 4 years old 😭😭😭
I like it that Albert has no click bait content, and as you watch his videos, it gets better and better the longer you watch it for. Sometimes I just can’t sleep after seeing only one video of his.
He kinda click baits
@@Friendswithvc which vid
@@Friendswithvc how-
@@Friendswithvc what 💀
this is 0.1% of cletus power.
Albert: “put the camera on Adam”
Paige: “Am I a joke to you?”
albert; I do not pay you
KenjiroPlayz Albert:kills people on Roblox right after
Me:lol
Flamingo: I wanna eat some children today
Children: I wanna eat some sweets
Shark: I wanna eat some human
Billie Eilish: I wanna eat some spiders
Earth: I wanna eat some wind
Space: I wanna eat some planets
Universe: I wanna eat space
Gachatubers: I wanna eat some cookies
Lankybox: I wanna eat some donuts and fried chicken
Me: I wanna eat some Nutella
Rahaf & Adam Kids TV
Minecraft youtubers: I wanna eat some golden apples
Me: I wanna eat some chicken wings
Me: I wanna ear some deatt
Let me eat u yum MUHAHAHAHA
Roblox UA-camrs: I wanna eat some Cheez-It
Me: I wanna eat some fries
XD
I actually noticed a small detail,that cleetus doesnt pass out,he ducks down,and lays down,so that the myth doesnt get him,and when the myth ends he does the hand wipe on head move,because hes still alive
Oh
I thought the end partwas Because it uses up all this power
If he even has power
'Seven cleetus' have passed.
Eight cleetus' have passed.
Nine cleetus' have passed.
..........
ROAD TRACTOR DA!!!'
I was looking for a jojo reference so... Thx
STAR FELIPE, THE CLEETUS
ITS TOO LATE ITS TIME TO DIE! STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL!
@@cheeseoftruth8749 its not even called road tractor wtf
@@tumolotion its called a reference for a reason lol
Albert: Is this a gun? *X - Hunting*
Also Albert: YOUR NEXT *Pumped Up Kicks Starts Playing Slowly*
"bEtTeR rUn BeTtEr RuN"
maddy courneya faster then my gunning?
Hi mrflimflam I was in this video. I was introduced in 8:39 and 8:49 and I was the farmer at 9:50. I really enjoyed being in your video. And I love your videos and content. Keep up the good work 👍 edit: sorry for sounding so annoying and childish, I was freaking out when I saw this and I was less mature and couldn't help myself I guess
This needs more likes
You almost took down Albert.
You tried to kill him and you have no reaction to him killing you
@@Zaiitrixian I think I was away for that part or something, this was like a year ago. I can see how annoying I was
Almost Killed Albert
I love watching this video all the time because I love seeing Alberts face every time and this is funny. :)
Albert: *pretends to be itsfunneh*
itsfunneh fan: “OMG ARE U REAL??!”
Albert: *feels guilty but then comes up with evil idea*
Hahahhahahahaaha
Lol
@Christopher Farley you spamming this in every comment won't get you more subs it will make you lose subs
OH. MY. GOD. I HATE THESE TYPE OF COMMENTS
Albertstuff will never hesitate
Online daters: **exists**
Albert: *ping pong, you wont live for long*
Lol
Kima *”SNAPS”*
Hey flamingo can you add friend me plz
Sarah Anne Spikes btw 100th liker :P
Lol
Pennywise: Eating children is my hobby
Cleetus: Hold my banjo
Marcus and martins101
B A N G O
I-
Banjo*
@@zedl0l Let him have the
*B A N G O*
(Bango I’m sorry) ; ()
I've watched this so many times but it never gets old❤️
Flamingo: “The tractor...”
Cleetus: “ROAD O ROLLA DAAAAAAAAAA”
That's exactly what I was thinking bruuhhh
Jotaro vs Dio
another one that got it, finally
LOLL
Za Warudo! TACTOR DAAAAAAA!
If you guys were confused, the move “The Tractor” is a JoJo reference. DIO’s road roller band Cleetus’ tractor. Thanks for your time.
Tractor roller da
Za worudo?
It would be better if they add voice dio
Roda Rola Da!!
ROAAD TRACTORR DAAA
ROAD ROLLA DA!!
Everybody: chilling
Someone in the chat: /open utg
Everybody: why do i hear boss music
Grandmaster Yoda lol
Cleetus upeared
@Grandmaster Yoda
Hear boss musicc, I do.
Most people there haven’t ever heard of utg
Nuclear Bomb )8
cleetus' message is actually "Old man's truck, in a farmer's field"
when i first heard it, i thought it was: "bad man's truck, in a farmer's field"💀💀
When Cleetus uses "The Myth" he lays down either because he's bowing to the demon thing or cowering in fear
Or asleep
@@jomichaelsanchez3413 maybe
It's cowering in fear
Or maybe fucking dieng for once
@@Red_Death131 cleetus never dies
Cleetus: Satan will be your parents
jack, needs parents: *O h n o*
shadowfreddy you are not wrong but still I have a good feeling he said o h y e s
I would rather let satan be my father because he gave me a helping hand in the void
O H N O
Oh ni
I didn’t know shadow Freddy watch flamingo
Albert: does a video on admin and grocery gang
Everyone: now that’s our son!
Noob: WHAT ARE YOU?!
Albert: Y̶̢̻̥̬̱͎͇̭̩̭̙̠̊̎̈́́̋̇̚͝͝e̶̟̗̬̤͈͖̋̈́̌́͛̀̎͐̎ẻ̷̡̩͚̲̳̰͇͖͂̈́͠ḥ̸̗̖̬̮̘̯̦̰̥̳̫̰̐̿̎͋̊̽͗̒͜͝͝a̶̦̥̅̊̓̽́̔͂͒͛̓̾͘w̵̨̗̏̒̈́̂͑͑͂̀̓͛͊̃̚͝ ̶͍̜̖͉̟̭̪͓̖̳̠̼̉̈̉̑̾͆̑̀̽͊̂̇̍͜͠b̷̨̗̤̠̩͕̜̫͙̞̼͙͖͖̐̒̅̊͗͊͛̄͋͌̚̕ͅư̸̱͙̬͌̍̓̾̃̓̐̑̈̉͘̚͝͝s̸̡̧̼̬̗͖̫̘̼̘̫̦̻̫̏͛̎͐ͅt̸͈̯̹̜̠̺͚̲̣̐̏͐͜ͅe̷̡̨̙̼̗̳̲̖͓̺͉͚̅̂́̈́͛̎̽̇́͆̌r̶̨̛̼͖̘̟̯̓͑̑̂̽̿̏̇͐͋̿̕͝
**Banjo pwong**
Wise Quotes:
"I want to consume children."
"She was alive... BUT NOW SHES NOT."
"HOW IS HE NOT DEADDD."
"Hey, your child is going to die I'm so sorry."
"Wow those hands they really go far though."
Very wise..
Yes
*𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 ℚ𝕦𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕆𝕗 ②⓪②⓪*
Dont forget about,"I CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH A BANGO." and ," you can not out run my bullet."
XD
Albert:She use to be alive but now she's not
English teachers: F E E L
F e e l
Y e s
Sad stories on roblox would kill for this idea.
Other English teachers: Typo!
Ion get it
"Wheres the children, i wanna eat the children.."
~Albert, 2020.
albert did a pro gamer move
Bello Stewart he always says that. I heard this you copied someone
Bello Stewart bruh i saw this comment right when he said it
-Pennywise 2019
I'm glad Albert is starting to do admin command vids like this more often now
“She used to be alive but now she’s not”
Words of a wise man
The More You Know
xd albert is Shakespeare
@@cindyroadto ur right where do u get this sort of wisdom
Now ur the wise man
We were bad but now we’re good
We were alive but now we’re dead
Legends say Cleetus is still singing his farmer's song to this day..
you mean to this day?
ya he is still singing
I upload℮d a m℮th𝐎d t𝐎 d℮scrib℮ th℮ idea f𝐎r large R💲 💎
🎁
🤩
Mi ĉiam uzas ĉi tiun por mia bezono
SilverShadowWing to this day
Best story ever.
Albert: *Trolls*
Me: It would be an honor to get trolled....
Yes, yes it would.
Brenda Atilano an* and also yes it would.
Very true
@Christopher Farley Your face looks familiar...that guy who is begging for subscribers
What if he ban you from the game
7:40 A much more cruel or gruesome way of saying it would probably be: "The more you let it bleed the more it will hurt till you see nothing but you're own blood. You will die a slow painful death as I let you bleed & slowly cut you apart till you cannot scream from your own blood flooding your throat.
He is THICC:
T: the one who created cleetus
H: he sings a beautiful song
I: in Paradise Life killing people
C: calls people trash and nub which is epic
C: consumes children 😆
Katherine C. Ikr
O my God lol
YESSS
Nadira Sakura
Lol I wonder what would happen if you didn't put jk...
True i love it
I have figured out what Cleetus’s message is: “Old man’s truck, in the farmer’s field”
Edit: I forgot this comment existed and I am surprised at how many it got (this is my most liked comment)
Nice
i think it's "somethin bout a truck in a farmer's field"
@@tobyandahalf same
Thought it was " cement truck , in a farmer's field "
"Talkin' bout a truck, in the farmer's field"
“I want to eat children”
Albert. Quarantine year
More like a normal day
100 like
I WISH I WROTE THAT
Dynamic Dragon ik
Fleetus return 0:50
Trap 1:31
Sniper job 2:04
Nightmaric consume 2:38
JoJo refrence 3:53
Hunting 4:27
Destromanic clones 4:59
The end 5:20
4:48 is it just me or did that look epic the way he launched into the sky?
no. You are not the only one
Nah it was epic
Thats literally what he said
And the scream-
Lol
3:53 is definitely a JoJo Reference, nobody is gonna talk about that?
yes its a dio reference but instead of roada rollada its turackutoru da
You beat me to it
ROAD TRACTER DA
no one cares
i also noticed that and commented: the tractor reminds me of road roller da. a day eariler.
“I want to eat a child”
-flamingo 2020
Why he ate NBA young boy tho 😂
PucksterNoah who doesn’t want to eat a child
YES
I saw that comment at the same time he said it
Im hungry
7:31 “YES MORE DEATH” love people like that
“YOU CAN NOT OUTRUN MY BULLET
Role-players: **DODGES**
**hits and doesn't miss**
😎
They say *Doges* too
Every fight ever
lol
MythicalDurts oof
child: help me
albert: I’ll help you
*eats as a snack*
Christopher Farley shut up
“ As a snack “ XD
Christopher Farley shut up
Christopher Farley Does anybody mind to not help this dude and should’ve put it in their channel so yeah
XD
“I want to eat the children”
FBI: *looks to side*
Thanks for the likes :D
@@prestogames1184 nba young boy
*looks back*
Really Stonks?
Stonks *gets flashbacks of nbayoungboyreal*
no
2:33
People say then can outsmart me maybe maybe
i still have to meet one that can outsmart bullet )
-Heavy tf2
(TF2 Theme Starts Playing)
Waa Waaa! HAHAHAHAHA! Crrry some More!! 🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊
~Quote of the year~
Albert: “Ye Haw Brothers”
Karen Cucumber XDDD
XDDDDD
AH
KAREN
RUN AWAY
(Jojo ref)
XD
@@yeet_allison9838 dude I said that
"the myth" is related because of how many myth games cleetus has visited himself.
@@snakeblox4659 I mean...this was only made a year ago
Finaly somebody Said it!
you could’ve made this comment also
And all of the myths together is a demon
@@spunchkirb bruh
"You can not out run my bullet"
*Pumped up kicks starts playing*
Lol
BETTER RUN BETTER RUN!
BRUH, LMAO!
XD
*pew pew*
“satan will be your father”
"here go meet him! *Demonic laughter*"
Someone: Wanna date?
Albert: So you have chosen... Death.
@Christopher Farley shut up
@Christopher Farley YOU WANT REAL SUBSCRIBERS. EARN THEM, NOT PLEAD.
@Christopher Farley naaaaah
GodlyShark how original
Hi hi hi hi hi wow rude
Girl: *Doesn't Say Thank you*
Cleetus: "So you have chosen... DEATH"
"I'm trying to push out my POO"
Flamingo: he is really trying to push out his poo
Me: his literally squatting
Ok
who calls him flamingo?
Austin ...everyone
Dam very one late on replying
Armoured Raptor nah, loads of people call him by his real name, Albert
Uh hello everybody
uh it’s ya boy Cleetus here
gonna teach y’all uncivilized city folk
how to catch some pigeons
:D
Flamingo: I will consume your child
Girl: yes
Me: dying of laughter
LOL SAME
Hahaha lol same but that mom is evil 😈
LOL LOL SO LIKE ME
ঊFΞ Δ Γ Γ she’s gonna get banned for saying YES
Yea me too
Nobody:
Flamingo: making everyone’s Quarantine better
unoriginal :/
very unoriginal.
Albert: *screams*
Subtitles: [music]
His screams are music to my ears.
His screaming is pure music
@Christopher Farley dude go away
Alif Rayhan hi
oOf
1:14 YEE-HAA BROTHERS!
2:17 EY YOU GET BACK HERE BOI
7:11 The caretaker from Wonderend
Stand user: Cleetus
Stand name: Killer farmer
Stand ability: Hitting with a banjo
Also the tractor kinda looks like road roller pls respond
Jum sook Jeung true
Stats: A++ in power C in durability A in speed E in precision B in range E in development potential
Jum sook Jeung respond
@@AtluskonTRACTOR DA
People in paradise island:online dating
Flamingo:its time to kill everyone who is online dating using admin and my favorite weapon
Also flamingo:the banjo 🪕 starts singing and killing in a happy jam
Happy jam:stop online dating please
LOOOOOOL
I love how whenever he sees something like “consume” or “eat,” his main and ONLY target is a child.
4:17 child, to consume?
*They taste better*
And are easier to kill and digest
No
Just no
Roses are red
Albert is a physco
If u see him looking through your window,
You'll know you have to run 1,000 miles
Idea: go invisible and go places people need to go, then they will be like “y cant I go here????”
To clarify this dude means making invisible walls and block stuff
Oh ok now i got it
I though he said to be invisible then go to the players home then block the doorway so they couldnt go
Mysterious Robloxes and more no he doesn’t mean to block door with invisible wal. he means block the door with character u neg
What?
“She has been reduced to Adam!”
**cut to Adam in a hot wig**
@Christopher Farley SHUT. UP. IT. IS. THAT. EASY.
@༺B L O O D༻ it's a bot I think
@Christopher Farley Be quiet stop commenting this on everything
@@ej1096 we are typing not talking
*internal screaming* Yes king
Albert: “I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILD” Me at 3am: “Cannibalism is solving 2 world problems... World Hunger and Overpopulation..”
True
W1L _ LMAOO
Stop with person: me: comments pls
Its 3 am on us
Lol
This is all now canon Cleetus. Cleetus canonically went psycho in paradise life and he also has superpowers. He can clone himself and... I don't even know how to explain 'the myth' but Cleetus can canonically do it.