SIMP CRINGE #7
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2020
- SIMPS Try To Impress Women #7 | Reading Bad Twitter Posts and Twitter cringe. The Worst of Twitter all found in one place! Every week I read bad tweets and replies from the cesspool which is Twitter.com. #Twitter #cringe #simp
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This Bitch literally said “hi, how are u.” And this SIMP gives a whole speech. I’m done with this shit man.
no words
💯
My reply is to her would be, "You just gunna stand there or give me a suck?"
@Robbo Chaplin That's right, I don't have the flexibility to bend over and suck myself.
If you think thats bad, you have only seen the tip of the iceberg. There's guys who get kicked out of their apartments because they go overdue on rent and use all their paychecks to enable some disgusting twitch thot. Theres guys who do crime to keep enabling them. Theres guys who BUY LITERAL WOMENS FAECES ONLINE AND ACT LIKE ITS THE NECTAR OF GODS. IM SORRY BUT ITS LITERALLY TRUE. If there's one thing I learned in 2019, it is that simping has absolutely no bounds.
2016: If she breathes, she's a thoooot
2020: *If he simps, he's a simp.*
I was born at a very young age
@@georgeamesfort3408 I can relate
If she breathes shes a THOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!
if he pays hes a SIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!!!!!!!!!!
@@georgeamesfort3408 That's unfortunate.
If he simps, he is a breathe
*S* hould
*I*
*M* arry
*P* okimane?
Brilliant
No.
*NO*
Don't do it shrek
real talk for a second, pokimane is actually ugly as fuck. She barely looks presentable with makeup, but if you woke up with her next to you, you would be looking at borderline Lizzie Velasquez. She has almost nothing going on physically.
I need an app that can detect when someone is simping and then punch them in the face
You don't need an app for that
What's better when you kill Simps, what do you get from that? I agree tho
69 likes no one ruin it
I would like but i would ruin the 69 lol
@@metalthecno1832 indeed
Ronaldo earns like 500k a week of football alone, not to mention his other endevours, 100k a month is chicken change to the man
I don't consider it simping just based on the amount he earns like you said. I think he's just giving her an allowance that is pretty much money he can wipe his ass with at this point. It's like when your parents gave you a $10 allowance. It's not much for them. If I was him I personally wouldn't give her nothing maybe just give her money to fix herself up and get something I want her to wear but that's it.
Yeah BUT STILL you should never give a girlfriend money for nothing. If you are paying someone for sex it is a prostitute, if you are paying someone to be your girlfriend you are a simp. I like Ronaldo but if this is true, its pretty sad.
Rambo Moore but his gf has 4 children with him. It's just like a little present, not simping because atleast they love each other truly. Simps are too gay who can never have a gf
@@arnavdass4695 I didn't realize her had his kids with her. That makes sense then...and not simping because she is the mother of his kids.
Rambo Moore yeah, they aren't married but live with each other and the children
Lord help me. When I was young, I was King of the Simps.
Same, even worse the girl I was simping for was a piece of shit. She wasn't nothing but a pretty face, which she lost a few years later after deciding to use more makeup than any reasonable woman would in a year.
Don't worry king, the best leaders are born from the crucible of war
All kings get over thrown. You're safe now.
@@user-ng9gd4vl9s all empires will fall and all life will die oblivion is the only earthly certainty
It's ok you are better now
Dont bring ronaldo to this topic he had 3 kids with her
Lmao
100,000 is less than 0,01% of his wealth. that's not simping
@@joneri85 100,000 pounds is still 100,000 pounds this dude explained that
poki: hi how are you
simps: COMEDY GODDESS LMAO MY SIDES
0:47 "you're a 5 at best" 😂
this man is so hard to take serious with his lisp. Anything he says makes me cringe so hard.
@@jorel. unsubscribe him
@@jorel. simp🤷♀️
Killed me there😂💀
@@jorel. simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp alert simp
If one day I had to describe a simp voice to someone, I would just direct them to this channel with your voiceovers... Kinda ironic
I mentioned that once before on one of his videos. The guy has pretty good content and i agree with him most of the time but unfortunately for him yes, he has the voice of a simp. Nothing her can do though so i feel bad.
1:29. "Thanks for peeing on my timeline"
Honestly I thought you read " thanks for peeing on my timeline". That made me double take so hard! Lol
Dude please keep these going, you're killing me lol
Girl:hi how are you
Simps:*gives a whole essay of words talking about his feelings about her *
This channel needs more subs
Agree👍
Need voice to speech
Simpson the simp land
I just found this video and I love the brutal commentary.😂 Nice vid
Ronaldo gives georgina 100,000 a month for his kids lmaoooo definitely not simpin he’s being a dad
What's up with your voice bruh, did you catch a cold XD
Coronavirus
@@rambomoore381 he is chill's younger brother
This would be better without the commentary... just post the compilation and let the viewers make their own comments. Not like he’s saying anything particularly witty or clever.
@@anorourke8682What, are you saying my comment wasn't smart 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kami234 Lol no talking about the guy speaking in the video
I'm one of those 150 new subscribers, I found your channel yesterday or a few days ago, and I turned post notifications
thanks bro
1:32 the caption reads "thanks for peeing on my timeline." Your reaction to the tweet only makes it funnier. 😂🤣
I remember this one time there was these girls who were known as the"simp queens" this is a group of five girls(now this happened in third grade).now the reason why they were known as the simp queens is because when a boy was to ever have a slight amount of physical/verbal interactions with them they were to fall in love with them.they managed to get all the boys to do something for them. But i didnt surrender i was the only "normal"boy left there and because of this they demanded to do some bad things to me. Now i wont get to much into detail but if you want to see the full thing just tell me in tge replies
Tell me the bad things.
Bro,you should have more subscribers. This stuff is comedy gold!
That speech impediment is hilarious, sounds so real - well done!
1:06 absolutely perfect statement. Could not agree more. Thank you so much for this Im subbing now because soneone finally understands
This comment is from the first time I found this channel.
The world cut back on bullying in schools and playgrounds. We let the simps take root.
3:59 holy fucking shit that was a raw ass line lmfao
I used to be a simp, and still sometimes I simp out of reflex, it's awfully... One day at a time.
Pls dont tell me that actually happened at 3:20 if i knew 1 of my friends did that id punch him go to his dad and reccomend to him to dissown him or at the least get beat by a metal belt
Lmfao at 1:30 i thought he said thanks for peeing on my timeline 😂😂😂
My hobbies are mansplaining and fatshaming.
Your God tier commentary earned you a subscriber
Dude you literally sound like how a caricature of a caricature of Millhouse from The Simpsons or something but you’re super funny
The amount of simp behavior and cringe from them is making my rib cage ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉ
4:00 this actually had me crying, props to you for being brave but you’re going to get hate 🤣
This dude's voice screams "Im an incel"
I'm not alone thinking this then
It's so annoying this is the reason voice to speech exist
Better to be an incel than a simp for sure
This comment screams "I am a cuck"
That comment screams "I just learned a new word and I decided to use it because it makes me cool even if I don't know about it"
No hate but I think this guy's voice is pretty neat considering he sounds like Chills's older bro.
Even that land whale friend zoned him
In recent studies it has been discovered that dolphins are the second smartest creatures on Earth, guess that that boots females down to third🤗
good shit buddy keep on growing
People get pissed when I "mansplain" things to them. I don't do it on purpose, I just like covering the entire picture, and it annoys everyone so badly x.x Only very few don't mind it and even appreciate it, and... lol they're usually men lol
Treat her like garbage-Future
My man got no filter 🤣🤣🤣
What's the song at the end??
DJ Quads - The improv
Cristiano makes 100k in couple of days. His Girlfriend is taking care of his 4 children as well. I don't see anything wrong with that. We just don't have the same value of money as he does.
Amine H I completely agree. This man has a net worth of $460 million so $100k is nothing to him. He’s a high status superstar that can get any woman that he wants but he chose her. On the other hand, you have this cringy, stuttering, nasal congested nerd trying to take jabs at him lmfao
bobbybiggums
Exactly. He’s just making several assumptions off of minor information.
Hahaha Ronaldo has kids with 4 girls and they all live at his houses . $100K is nothing to him.
I would rather be alone than embarrass myself as a simp. Do you agree?
Video Idea: please go back to bmg46 im so sorry please bring back the commentary i swear ill watch your videos man just go back man cmon man just do it i miss bmg46 man
"She's literally a land whale"
-Dr.Cringe 2020
Who is on the right picture of thumbnail ? :D
4:18 somebody wasn't ever taught "beggars can't be choosers"
I thought that the "as a man I totally agree" was a joke because it would be dumb for him to agree with her tweet
Of course, the e-girls who depend on simps will say that it's not a bad thing
The last thing I wanna be in this world , in this existence , in this universe , is a simp
This guy is UNHINGED
,True
He called RONALDO A SIMP😂
@A J Naturals Giving your SO gifts because of love isn't simping.
U gonna call Ronaldo because he gives his girl 100k a month shut up he earns 635k a week
Seahawks For the win facts
0:52 For someone named “Alpha” he isn’t much of one...
If he has brain, he won't comment their
Lmao ur funny i subbed
So... how many of you guys want a nuclear household where the man is the breadwinner and the woman a housewife?
It's funny how people forgot the definition of simp.
There is no simp vid without pokimane
Talking about Ronaldo...”this guy needs to set his priorities straight” lol. The guy’s a megastar and earns around €750,000 a week, he certainly wouldn’t have any shortage of women if he chose to.
Hold up these guys are just trolling right?
Bruh straight up roasting peope left n right including girls😂
u need to continue this and maybe add some new stuff in it like "girls simping over girls" or something
So glad we have some real guys who can speak truths
This is the problem when UA-camrs follow the fade of the day, they end up saying dubious stuff like you ie Ronaldo being a simp smh.
U gave good examples of simping, Ronaldo's one isnt a case of simping
I saw a guy with flowers on a bench so I stopped to bully him
Love the content, keep it up
I hope they make a law to Arrest Simps
I don't know how to feel about this. I... I don't understand simping.
Ronaldo is pretty much paying a prostitute to be his girlfriend at that point
This is why bullying exists.
I see why bullying is necessary so we don't get people like this
Sometimes supporting bullying is neccessary for natural selection
Time to assemble the most chad of chad throughout history.
Cristiano gets 100mil a year, and hes spending 1.2mil on his gf thats barely anything for him lol
Ok bro I love videos like these, birdman, aba and preach, dyfo. You name um I'm subbed and laughing and agreeing on the points made, but did my man really just call Cristiano Ronaldo a simp??? What bloody chance do we have bro if he's a simp. Come on now.
@Marco Angelo Nicolas Ronaldo is a billionaire, so yeah she can have 250m and I'll be happy with my 750m
Tbh anyone that gives their gf money is simping, gifts yeah that's ok but buying her whatever she likes or giving her money for nothing is simping
I mean buying her shit is ok but don’t just randomly drop 100k onna girl got no reason that’s just a 1 sided relationship
Underrated af
"Thou shall drink thy Holy water".
agree
Imagine listening to a middle aged man complain and make fun of people's tastes and opinions for 6 minutes and 7 seconds.
To be fair all the guys shown in the video are cringeworthy and have severe self-esteem and body image issues. Why would you agree with the overly generalized and moronic statement that says "men are the dumbest people on earth"? Then the other moron replies with "Agree" LMAO. And however you see it , it's just straight up non-sensical and you either are one of these low iq idiots (simps to be exact) or didn't watch the entire video. Chances are you're the former.
He's 19 lmao 💀
@@lennardusyoutube8505 yeah , dude's salty because he's a simp 😂
Ronaldo had 4 kids I'm sure he gives her money to take care of them. He earns 700k a WEEK. So 100k is nothing to him. He is a billionaire.
Bro 100k to Ronaldo is like a dollar to us 😂
The only thing she can satisfy is her appetite LOOOOL
dude Ronaldo bought his friends adn relatives big ass houses, 100 k to him is like 100 bucks to us trust me, the man has hotels, is one of the best football players, 100k is nothing to him so i dont think he is simping he just dont care
Ye, i quickly looked that up and he apparently makes 2m+ per month. The vid was decent but that one made me a bit sceptical about this channel.
True that. Ronaldo would be simping it he was walking around giving gifts to girls. But she is a mother of hid child. Most importantly, who the fucked told he gives his gf 100k a month? It's obviously made up. Plus giving 100k to spend when you are making 10 million a month is mot simping. Maybe giving 5 million when you are making 10 million is simping.
$1200 a year so a gf can live a nice life, pretty simpy.
twinboom it isn’t the amount, it’s the fact that he’s buying affection. Total beta for being a chad LOL.
@@potfliptop8183 How is that beta
0:53 he mouse slipped and forgot to put disagree at the end.
you're brutally honest bro.
Help me god. Not simping is becoming a social stigma.
Give me strength to stay a true man.
Don't punch him in the face, punch him in the balls.
I need the girl in the thumbnails name for research purposes
Pick up lines in 2020? You guys need some nap. Asap!
With Ronaldo doesn't he earn like 500k a week so it be pocket change to the guy
If a good looking rich dude like Ronaldo is a simp. Then an ugly dude like me has no chance lol
Ronaldo earns 100000 in 2 days, consumidering how arrogant he can be, I think it's a nice gesture.
The council did not approve
Love the way he speaks actually cool
The 420 dislikes are the simps
My fellow Americans we most end this crisis. We shall rise up against simps. I declare war on simps
What's worse: Simping for real girls or anime girls?
She
Is
My
Princess
... so leave her alone!!!
Simper no simping
@@Himmyjewett but I am
doing big simping, tzz tzz tzz