SIMPS Try To Impress Women #1 | SIMP CRINGE
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- Опубліковано 23 січ 2020
- Reading Bad Twitter Posts and Twitter cringe. The Worst of Twitter all found in one place! Every week I read bad tweets and replies from the cesspool which is Twitter.com. #Twitter #Cringe
Reading Desperate SIMP Tweets, SIMPS are pathetic men who worship random women on the internet, defend them, or give them tons of money for no apparent reason. Avoid SIMPS at all costs #SIMP
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I'm ashamed to admit I know guys like this
Me too lol
@Lil Doggy Vert simp
Call him out
LordOfToasters ..that was ironic but ok
@@lemex27gamesnshit I just realized that, my bad
The 5 star general simp's creed:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United Simps of America"
Emad Ahmed how about EU for “Eugene Union”
Simps are the most useless class of society.
Im glad i dont know any simptards
You are one of the most luckiest person I've ever seen
Simptards carry their women handbags like a maid.
Except you
My brother be like
I _was_ a simp
No E-girls! EVER!
That "My ex girlfriend is crazy" tweet has me cracking up. In my senior year, I witnessed a friend have to get a restraining order on his ex and her mother because they were legitimately crazy and were stalking him.
Ah my fellow brethren we shall fight for the throne of the Shinobu Joestar
@@vigorouspringle8962 !?!?
@@InvidiousIgnoramus *SAME PICTURE BITCH*
@@vigorouspringle8962 My cropping is superior.
@@InvidiousIgnoramus What do you meannnnn my guy the side shot is better
I kinda stole a simps girl back in high school so.... now i feel like my actions are justified. Thanks Dr. Cringe
You deserve a award. 👏
Simpin' ain't Easy.
Expectation: hearty laughs
Reality: self-inspection and note taking
I'm glad I stumbled across this channel, you sir have a new sub
This channel has great potential, great video man
This comment aged well:)
@@austinperezgk1 and i am really happy about it, he was still called Twitter cringe seven months ago
@@Stefanoabed05 yeh! I remember that too
Came back to the original simp cringe video. You've come a long way man. Keep it up
Pokimane really has large simps fanbase but she doesnt even care to talk to them lol 😂
Many men shaped the world ( including history ).
Without men with dignity, No one will shape Humanity.
People like the "how much was it" guy using those smile emojis have no idea how feminine it makes them look lmao
1:55 lol those are lyrics to an Ariana Grande song, 7 rings is the song to be exact
I like your videos xD you got yourself a new sub!
Thanks man
A hidden gem ;)
It's overly concerning that there are people that certainly have this mentality.
Where do I find that background? I wanna use it as a wallpaper
This is why we need bullies in school!
Nowadays the bullies are pathetic simps as well
@@theguywhoasked2957 Damn. I can only tell you that if any of these guys had been in my Elementary school then we would have kicked their asses every day.
@@kevindudson2344 same here lol
People were normal back in the day and not pretending to be some weird animals or dressing up as wolves lol
0:27 I believe in Onion Supremacy.
0:00 A legend was born
YESSSS YOU BROUGHT IT BACK
Your profile picture is legendary.
What is that soundtrack that plays at the end?
Girls only use one of their x cromesoms
Yo i need a link for the song at the end!
Man ur so uneratted and funny i subbed
Can’t be a simp if you don’t like girls
Simping to guys is still simping.
Well u can like girls and not be a simp. It’s just, doing too much things to them like treating them like they’re a god, or constantly begging for their god is pretty much what makes u a simp.
I only hate guys who are simps.
Boy I could sure go for a nice dose of SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT.
*Finds channel and playlist*
Ah excellent, time to die inside.
Video Idea: please go back to bmg46 im so sorry please bring back the commentary i swear ill watch your videos man just go back man cmon man just do it i miss bmg46 man
AM I THE ONLY 1 THAT HATES WHEN GUYS SIMP OVER A GIRL WHEN UR PLAYING A GAME AND THEY GO TO GAME CHAT AND ITS AS CLEAR AD DAY THAT HES SIMPING OVER HWR AND ITS ANOOYING AS FUCK?????
You're not the only one, bud. I hate that too.
Yo what that outro song is
This is the uno reverse card of the fucking nice guys XD
Whats going on guys welcome back lol i've been on a watch party on this channel
Filipino people doesn't have these experience. So this is kinda rare to me.
some Filipinos following e-thots in tiktok would've been full pledged simps, but they're poor. haha. but hey, I've seen some filipina ethots having alua accounts
im so glad idk anyone like this i would not let them live it down lol
I'mma sub
4:53 holy shit LMFAO 😂
Best part lmao
A lot of my friends are simps unfortunately
Lead them out of it bro
Married friends? And then coming to work with the long face and envious of you for being without commitment.
Cool voice. You remind me of my friend that smokes smarties. He was awesome.
the first part, about the chromosomes...
which gender gets XX and which XY depends on species, for example, chickens have it the other way around with roosters being XX, making cocks literal XX's
2:48 is ironic
Was gonna say I know men like this but they aren’t men, probably the furthest thing removed from men. So I guess I know people like this.
I was playing a game of battlefront 2 and a guy on the enemy team was named simp shady I swear when me and my friends heard it we laughed so hard
😂 i played with that guy and i remember becuz he was litterally in my squad when i saw his name
All those genes and still cant put air in a tire or kill a spider
Simp vs incel vs simpette vs feminist vs beta Male vs gold digger vs misanthropist vs racist
Honestly nobody is superior imo.
Plot twist when simps get rejected they turn into /nice guys lol
u gonna be big someday
"used gaslighting" so... gaslighting? or even just gaslighted would have worked...
I hope your channel blows up
The soy is putting the world in risk.
2:35 Pretty sure the guy was being sarcastic, you just missed the joke
I've noticed younger people today don't seem able to detect satire and sarcasm very well.
The biology inhibits most of the 2nd X chromosome if a female.
Btw this explains fur pattern on female cats.
lmao
Look I'm not gonna get into the simp debate at it's core. It is what it is. What I do know however. I have been on this planet for 35 years. There are many very attractive and well known women and men. There are very many attractive FAMOUS women and men. There has never, is not now, or will there ever be one occurrence in the future of one of those attractive/famous or kinda famous women or men ever falling for someone online, that they have never met, because that person sticks up for said attractive person or gives them money. Ever. Never. It's not once happened. And why would it? That's asinine. I don't personally know anyone in the flesh who would even be that gullable. I've stated this before and the defenses are asinine. "Well maybe if you lived your whole life lonely without any love or support, you could see how these people could fall for it"..
No. That actually furthers my case. So the people or "simps" who fall for those attractive said person's .. They never had love from their family. Or immediate friends. Or teachers. Or the community. So they think they are gonna get it from someone far removed from them who is better looking, more popular socially, has a better job, more money? .. The reasons you were made fun of and alienated in the first place? Whether you were picked on for being fat or ugly or poor or etc... The hot famous person who is even more attractive, wealthy and popular than the people who alienated you in he first place? That is objectively moronic. So I come to believe these people have .. something going on in their brains.. It is objectively impossible for an average person to think this. I can see being 15 years old and having a skewed outlook on society. But guys my age being like that? There's something wrong. And probably dangerous
Edit: And sense these simps obviously don't have any female friends to tell them. Acting like that makes you the least desirable person possible. It makes any woman, where ever or whatever they come from, look at you like a creep and a loser. A simp is literally equal to vomit to a woman. This is coming from the guy who's friends refer to him as the safe friend. "Oh Joe can stay. He's safe". When they have their gatherings. I'm straight. I respect women. But I'm not a pathetic piece of trash begging them to throw me out
I've never met anyone like this idk where these you guys find these people
Two day later after this video.😓😓
But Anyhow, I hate simps.
no one should come before you this much to the point you're pointlessly worshipping them it's not worth
1 of the X chromosomes have to be deactivated so they don't even work wth.
Sheesh they do anything for these females
Get me the crucible
I'm going on a simp an e girl hunt
Smh simps.
ay people, just found out my friend is a massive simp, what do i do with him ?
Dr cringe these guys are right *laughs in sarcasm*
Also just one of the x chromosomes is working, the other one is spare☝🏻
Mirage is simping for loba
This wasn't your first video ?
He privated them probably because he used to have a speech impediment
This isn't his first video, he had more but they were all privated because of UA-cam threatening to ban him
One fousand dollars
2:38 to be fair ion think that’s simp thinking, I just agree that men aren’t that smart but we’re smart in a different way of thinking
why do we have to generalize intelligence based on gender? the og tweet was obv a joke lol but the simp was desperate
@@col7004 I mean fact stats show we are are supposedly not as high intel compared to our feminine counterpart
Nahhhhh are these real? 🤣
why is everyone simping over Pokimane wth
What’s up Mason
Are feminists Simps😂
Male feminists most of the time lol
hello people im from the future
well, now i am
Bro, all of these are cringe except the GPA one. Girls are truly more motivated than us. They are way more studious. However they tend to take the much easier majors.
What does GPA matter? The important thing is that you graduate. Unless you have a scholarship and have to maintain a certain GPA.
Let me catch my son
Simps are actually a form of toxic masculinity , so it is putting our world at risk and also incels & nice guys are also toxic masculinity so there is that
About the X chromosome. Man have an X as well. However in the case of women, who have two X chromosomes one of the pair is inactivated, so it is likevwomen had only one X chromosomes. And going by the dudes logic, that more genes uquals better, man are better because they have both the X and Y chromosome which is more genetic material than one active X and one inactive.
Good video
Thanks man
bro you totally missed the context of the comment "i would have to agree..." and then i CRINGED hard at your commentary. That was probably the biggest cringe your cringe video was cringing at your cringe commentary. IDK maybe you were right an he was a simp. OR he was just talking about the other simps.. ever consider that?
SIIIMMMMPPPP NAAAATIIOOOOOOONNNN
Mommy
If you’re going to give examples of patheticness... why not show the names of who’s saying what?