Day 12 Ken woke up to the sound of muffled laughter outside his apartment window. He rubbed his eyes and sat up, squinting at the faint light leaking through the grime-covered blinds. A quick peek revealed a group of kids playing in the snow, throwing snowballs and building lopsided forts. Their joy was a sharp contrast to the hollow silence of his apartment. Ken sat back down on the couch, his chest tightening. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d felt that kind of carefree happiness. He reached for his phone on the coffee table. His hands hesitated for a moment before unlocking it. “Clash Royale: Clan Wars Event Starts Now!” The notification felt like a cruel taunt, but Ken opened the game anyway. It wasn’t about fun anymore-it was just something to fill the emptiness. He queued for a match and was met with an X-Bow deck. The opponent was methodical, placing their cards perfectly while Ken flailed in desperation. Within minutes, his towers were gone. Defeat. Ken queued again. This time, it was a Sparky Giant deck. Ken tried to counter with his Mini P.E.K.K.A., but his timing was off, and Sparky obliterated his defenses. Defeat. Ken threw his phone onto the couch with a frustrated groan. Even here, in the one place he thought he could escape, he was a failure. A loud knock at the door made him flinch. “It’s me,” his mom called. Ken hesitated, then shuffled to the door. He cracked it open, his face half-hidden behind the frame. The moment she stepped closer, her nose wrinkled. “Ken, it smells even worse in here than last time.” Ken’s shoulders slumped. He couldn’t even muster a response. His mom sighed, holding up a small bag of food. “I brought you something warm to eat. Please, at least try to take care of yourself. Your dad and I are worried sick.” Ken took the bag wordlessly, his throat too tight to say anything. “Ken,” his mom said softly, her eyes glistening. “You don’t have to live like this. Just… please, let us help you.” Ken shut the door before she could say anything else. He leaned against it, clutching the bag of food like it might anchor him to something solid. But the smell of the apartment overwhelmed him, and the warmth from the food did nothing to cut through the cold he felt inside. He sat back on the couch, the food untouched, and opened Clash Royale again. He queued for another match, his hands trembling slightly. This time, his opponent played a Log Bait deck. Ken panicked, wasting his spells early, and the Goblin Barrels tore through his towers. Defeat. Ken stared at the screen, his vision blurry with tears. The kids outside were still laughing, their snowball fight escalating into chaos. Ken wiped his face and whispered the familiar words, though they felt emptier than ever: “Tomorrow will be different.” But deep down, he knew it wouldn’t.
Ken's the type of guy to become a chronic alcoholic, get drunk, and have hallucinations of the evolved firecracker "bringing it back" on his evolved bomber.
Ken its now been 4 years since his passing but it feels like a lifetime , to see hes smile and enjoyment of level 17 firecracker brings a tear to my eye
"Here comes the megaknight, doo doo doo dooooo" is probably my favorite ken improv to date. Caught me off guard, which is what I'm here for. Funny decks and random/improv/silly commentary.
Today, Ken’s once pale skin has seen color return to itself, his hair has furthered into chaos, his faded mustache has hopes of company as a beard approaches, his rosy lips have become dryer, yet his eyes have only delved deeper into emptiness. Ken, what happened to you?
Hi ken, i don't know if you'd ever see this comment, but i just wanted to say that your movie recommendation from yesterday's video was definitely a fun watch. My brother and I liked it very much. So, thank you, and i just wanted to point out that when i was watching the movie, i couldn't help but feel like i was you for a moment, i felt how it was being ken. It's winter here, so i also imagined myself being in Scotland. It made me really feel like i was you, ken. I've been doing this a lot recently, and i like it. I like the feeling of going around and pretending to be you. I try to get the same mustache and haircut of yours, i also try to act like you. I envy you, ken ,i wish i had the same life as you, just breathing the same air as you make my stomach tingle. Im going to Scotland before new year's day. And im hoping i can meet you while you're still there. If i don't, im going to search you ken, and i am going to take care of you. Because I am your number one fan.
Hi Ken, hope you’re enjoying the holidays. Found a bug in the clash royale… Not sure if it still happens or is a thing… (happened yesterday) but, basically if you clone a troop (my instance was pekka), then the pancake buff hits the clone, the cloned troop becomes up-levelled and it gets the same HP as a regular troop would - safe to say it is so broken (this is in the pancake game mode and it helps to use royale chef in it too haha)
if i was to have a belated christmas gift in the form of a perfect ken video it would be: a prime taste test intro playing tugg speedman’s deck while recounting an epic story and ending with a aria mathxstranger things outro with the words “kappy kristmas”
Everytime Ken tells us to “Smash like,” I smash like. However, when Ken tells us to “Smash like” once more, I continue to “smash” the like button. Unbeknownst to Ken, these intertwining “smashing” of the likes cancels them out. Fortunately for Kenneth, he tells us to “Smash like” several times throughout the video. Surely, out of the numerous times the like button has been “smashed” over the course of this video, it had to have ended in a like? What pitiful thinking. Today, Ken did not earn my like. In his greed for the wanting of like “smashing,” they had cancelled out by the end of the video. Better luck next time, Ken.
one day, i woke up with a headache. the doctor said i had a tumor. then, i started pissing blood, i was diagnosed with kidney failure. the next day, i couldnt breathe. my lungs had collapsed. then, i started watching ken. after the first video, my tumors faded away. one more video, and my kidneys had healed. finally, this video breathed life into my collapsed lungs. thank you, ken, for saving my life. i am endlessly grateful for the healing power of your miraculous clash royale videos
Ken I am a casual, 9k trophy player. (If that exists) I enjoy watching someone around but better than me. You have a good niche in comparison to other clash royale YTs I’ve seen. Keep doing your thing, you are in a good spot.
65 is probably the age where you'd consider someone old, but 75 is certified oldie however you sacrificed your mortality to play clash royale so 24 years out of 30 makes you a fossil mate
opponent: uses arrows opponent: uses arrows again (mirror) a little later: does he have mirror? cuz i know he doesnt opponent: uses arrows opponent: uses arrows again (mirror) absolutely cinema
I once met Ken at a cafe in London, I told him I watched his videos, to which he replied “you have a lovely neck”, so I just walked away.
he would have then proceeded to say “it is amazing how much pressure the neck can withstand”
he thought you're tugg speedman
I found Ken at Breckon Beach in Shetland once, went up to him and he told me he liked my feet. Walked away quietly.
Yep get ready to be featured in the next video.
wish when i meet ken ken says that to me
Notice how Ken always keeps and wants his firecracker under 18
That cuz he likes them young nah jk jk
lol
@TTPronaldo this is literally illegal to comment bro
@TTPronaldo Dawg did I read that right
Princess*
The funniest part was Ken trying to convince us that he changes his clothes
He just puts more on over the top each day
It'll turn out that he didn't change it after all, he only dyed it.
PABLO is now the number 1 servant for tuggspeedman
Ken is the type of guy to not know Tugg Speedman is a character from the movie Tropic Thunder
Youre not the only one cursed with knowledge
he is the guy from scorcher VI
I was just watching the movie and realized this information
Omg did ken fans finally find out???
And then he relises, that tugg speedman is just a play on Tom Cruise. So basically Tom Cruise is his biggest enemy
i love your videos so much ken please dont touch any kids
too late
Underrated comment
UTTP conspiracy to incriminate Ken
@TTPronaldo Translate, i love your videos so much ken please dont touch any kids
We need a Tugg Speedman vs Pablo video
tugg speedman would win using 0.01% of his power
tugg speedman at 10% 🗿🗿🗿
while GigaGayCycle, Bob, and Movis the Dawg watches on the sidelines
12:40 Ken confirming his involvement in the 2001 case
Good one
These kinds of comments need likes not the fucking brainrotted tugg speedman ones
the opps gonna come after him again
The trinity is complete
Tuggspeedman, the master
Gigagaycycle, the villain
And Pablo, the champion
Don’t forget Bob
and Bob, Doberman who are side characters
what about Movis the Dawg
Movis the Daaawg
What video is giga from
Pablo is Tugg Speedman's apprentice
Fr
Ken's gotta fight the apprentices before the fated rematch
13:08 Ken turns into the Joker
it's been 6 mins since release, that means 4 mins when u dropped this comment, how tf did u watch ken at 13 min timestamp
I asked tuggspeedman to time travel for me
1:45 thanks dad!
Welc
Ty dad
Ken is the type of guy to say "I got you right where I want you" and tugg his speedman until he fires his snowball all over the firecracker.
Day 12
Ken woke up to the sound of muffled laughter outside his apartment window. He rubbed his eyes and sat up, squinting at the faint light leaking through the grime-covered blinds. A quick peek revealed a group of kids playing in the snow, throwing snowballs and building lopsided forts. Their joy was a sharp contrast to the hollow silence of his apartment.
Ken sat back down on the couch, his chest tightening. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d felt that kind of carefree happiness.
He reached for his phone on the coffee table. His hands hesitated for a moment before unlocking it.
“Clash Royale: Clan Wars Event Starts Now!”
The notification felt like a cruel taunt, but Ken opened the game anyway. It wasn’t about fun anymore-it was just something to fill the emptiness.
He queued for a match and was met with an X-Bow deck. The opponent was methodical, placing their cards perfectly while Ken flailed in desperation. Within minutes, his towers were gone.
Defeat.
Ken queued again.
This time, it was a Sparky Giant deck. Ken tried to counter with his Mini P.E.K.K.A., but his timing was off, and Sparky obliterated his defenses.
Defeat.
Ken threw his phone onto the couch with a frustrated groan. Even here, in the one place he thought he could escape, he was a failure.
A loud knock at the door made him flinch.
“It’s me,” his mom called.
Ken hesitated, then shuffled to the door. He cracked it open, his face half-hidden behind the frame.
The moment she stepped closer, her nose wrinkled. “Ken, it smells even worse in here than last time.”
Ken’s shoulders slumped. He couldn’t even muster a response.
His mom sighed, holding up a small bag of food. “I brought you something warm to eat. Please, at least try to take care of yourself. Your dad and I are worried sick.”
Ken took the bag wordlessly, his throat too tight to say anything.
“Ken,” his mom said softly, her eyes glistening. “You don’t have to live like this. Just… please, let us help you.”
Ken shut the door before she could say anything else. He leaned against it, clutching the bag of food like it might anchor him to something solid.
But the smell of the apartment overwhelmed him, and the warmth from the food did nothing to cut through the cold he felt inside.
He sat back on the couch, the food untouched, and opened Clash Royale again. He queued for another match, his hands trembling slightly.
This time, his opponent played a Log Bait deck. Ken panicked, wasting his spells early, and the Goblin Barrels tore through his towers.
Defeat.
Ken stared at the screen, his vision blurry with tears. The kids outside were still laughing, their snowball fight escalating into chaos.
Ken wiped his face and whispered the familiar words, though they felt emptier than ever:
“Tomorrow will be different.”
But deep down, he knew it wouldn’t.
wtf
Absolute Cinema
Nah, not on Christmas 😭
Deprespacito
12:33 Ken is having flashbacks about Tugg rn
Ken tugging his speedman with PABLO
Ken's the type of guy to become a chronic alcoholic, get drunk, and have hallucinations of the evolved firecracker "bringing it back" on his evolved bomber.
2:37 Ken getting freaky by wanting tuggspeedman in his room 😮
Ken you can’t make a video about slavery and call it “bringing it back”
1:20 I thought it was because bro was so poor, that he didn't have any other clothes.
i love it when ken bounces it back whilst getting beaten
Ken the type of guy to yell “all for one and one for all” when getting in a fistfight
5:26 anything over 12 is too old
-diddys apprentice
🧐
3:24 My new ringtone 🔥🔥🔥
Pablo should join the Tugg Speedman, Gigagaycycle club
Pablo is definitely an acquaintance of Tugg Speedman.
Ken's the type of guy to tugg his speedman to the evolved fircracker.
When you 70 it’s over. But if your rich and 70 you can just become a government official
Ken its now been 4 years since his passing but it feels like a lifetime , to see hes smile and enjoyment of level 17 firecracker brings a tear to my eye
Did he died?
"Here comes the megaknight, doo doo doo dooooo" is probably my favorite ken improv to date. Caught me off guard, which is what I'm here for. Funny decks and random/improv/silly commentary.
bro locked the fuck in in the first game 🤯
Today, Ken’s once pale skin has seen color return to itself, his hair has furthered into chaos, his faded mustache has hopes of company as a beard approaches, his rosy lips have become dryer, yet his eyes have only delved deeper into emptiness.
Ken, what happened to you?
Goblin who doesn't shower starts talking: 0:00
Goblin who doesn't shower stops talking: 13:47
what if instead of ken his name was freaken and instead of posting 10 minute clash royale videos he posted what the comment section says
Hi ken, i don't know if you'd ever see this comment, but i just wanted to say that your movie recommendation from yesterday's video was definitely a fun watch. My brother and I liked it very much. So, thank you, and i just wanted to point out that when i was watching the movie, i couldn't help but feel like i was you for a moment, i felt how it was being ken. It's winter here, so i also imagined myself being in Scotland. It made me really feel like i was you, ken. I've been doing this a lot recently, and i like it. I like the feeling of going around and pretending to be you. I try to get the same mustache and haircut of yours, i also try to act like you. I envy you, ken ,i wish i had the same life as you, just breathing the same air as you make my stomach tingle. Im going to Scotland before new year's day. And im hoping i can meet you while you're still there. If i don't, im going to search you ken, and i am going to take care of you. Because I am your number one fan.
This won’t end well
oh nah
"It doesn't matter if you die as long as you get the tower" - Daddy 2024
Ken's mic cord is just surviving by hopes and dreams 😭🙏
Pablo definitely giving Tugg Speedmann vibes here
Ken evolved his bomber and made his two 'bomber balls' jiggle and then made them explode everywhere
13:58 minutes of kentron yapping
Ken is the type of creature to lurk in the dark until someone startles it
you know ken is stinky when he has to use a little tree air freshener so his room doesn't reek as much
Ken’s biggest crashout yet
January first should be a good day for a vlog or some other type of content. New year, new Kenny.
I once was beaten by Ken’s log hidden in his suspicious bush because tugspeedman defeated Ken with his zappies.
ken i js wanna say how much i appreciate your daily uploads ur vid genuiely so entertaining
2:43 BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM
i love u for always sneaking this song in ur videos ken
Hi Ken, hope you’re enjoying the holidays. Found a bug in the clash royale… Not sure if it still happens or is a thing… (happened yesterday) but, basically if you clone a troop (my instance was pekka), then the pancake buff hits the clone, the cloned troop becomes up-levelled and it gets the same HP as a regular troop would - safe to say it is so broken (this is in the pancake game mode and it helps to use royale chef in it too haha)
0:00 Jim from The Office starts yapping
13:46 Jim from The Office stops yapping
It would take about 4 million years for you to become a fossil.
"bringing it back", backing it up on my face and then uhhh, clean up on aisle... MY PANTS 😂😂
Just watched an entire Google ad that was better than this video. Please keep up the good work, love your vids.
I like how Ken inspired people to play with their cannons by showing his.
if i was to have a belated christmas gift in the form of a perfect ken video it would be:
a prime taste test intro playing tugg speedman’s deck while recounting an epic story and ending with a aria mathxstranger things outro with the words “kappy kristmas”
at 26 you're already one foot in the grave
ken were not forgetting how you fumbled that 3-way 😎😎
Legends say that Pablo is Tugg Speedman's long lost cousin.
Clashing my Ken, while Ken clashes.
I saw Ken once at a library, I told him I am a subcriber, to which he replied, "im tugging my speedman," so I walked away.
Your videos are hilarious, Ken! I hope I get to see my son again.
I e decided that I’m gonna embark on a journey and watch every single one of e of your videos
Starting at the beginning of
bro had his ego bomber in hand for 2 minutes straight without playing
Ken realized In this video that people watch it
Ken, I need you to answer the question even though you’re Australian. In your opinion, which US state grows the best corn?
We are always running out of time, your ancient Kablo
This Video had me dying the chef wasted so many pancakes and the dude with arrows had Ken really mad lol
6:57 tyler reference?
I was about to write this comment
"iM rEaLlY, tHaT, gUy" 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
ken holding onto his evo bomber for his dear life
Pablo was trained by TuggSpeedMan
I just got a Boom Beach Ad on your video in 2024
Everytime Ken tells us to “Smash like,” I smash like. However, when Ken tells us to “Smash like” once more, I continue to “smash” the like button. Unbeknownst to Ken, these intertwining “smashing” of the likes cancels them out. Fortunately for Kenneth, he tells us to “Smash like” several times throughout the video. Surely, out of the numerous times the like button has been “smashed” over the course of this video, it had to have ended in a like?
What pitiful thinking.
Today, Ken did not earn my like. In his greed for the wanting of like “smashing,” they had cancelled out by the end of the video. Better luck next time, Ken.
one day, i woke up with a headache. the doctor said i had a tumor. then, i started pissing blood, i was diagnosed with kidney failure. the next day, i couldnt breathe. my lungs had collapsed. then, i started watching ken. after the first video, my tumors faded away. one more video, and my kidneys had healed. finally, this video breathed life into my collapsed lungs. thank you, ken, for saving my life. i am endlessly grateful for the healing power of your miraculous clash royale videos
I wish Ken would level up his log to 20 and put it in my level 1 bush
12:40 ken makes a 911 refrence
Bro was holding evo bomber for 2.5 minutes straight just to do 0 damage on the tower
Ken I am a casual, 9k trophy player. (If that exists) I enjoy watching someone around but better than me. You have a good niche in comparison to other clash royale YTs I’ve seen. Keep doing your thing, you are in a good spot.
Did he died?
Ken how big is your log
try levelling your firecracker/bomber/princess to the point where log won't kill it (or arrows if possible)
ken every puppy around the block wants level 21 Dart goblium
Most random recommendation ever, paid off tho
last game remembered me of tugg speedman and his mirrored zappies
65 is probably the age where you'd consider someone old, but 75 is certified oldie
however you sacrificed your mortality to play clash royale so 24 years out of 30 makes you a fossil mate
the evolved bomber got nerfed to only splash the tower once
Love from Portugal KENNN!!! Love your videos.
you turn into a fossil by the time you're conscious pretty much
Ken bringing back the milk for the kids in the basement
Ken is the type of guy to post a video every day
pablo fr be undercover tugg 😭
Tug speed man could beat Pablo with his eyes closed
"What is with goofy?" -Ken
pablo is clearly learned the way of tugg to best ken.
0:41 HUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I love you Ken and your video as well as financial tips
1:25 yes ken, nice clothes, but 6 days in a row is diabolical. Please develop a habit of bathing
Also can we get sacrificial pancake merch
Left my comment and took a shot for every time Ken said smash like
Throwing it back to back to back shots
yoo u famous
i think around 40 is when i'd start calling someone old
opponent: uses arrows
opponent: uses arrows again (mirror)
a little later: does he have mirror? cuz i know he doesnt
opponent: uses arrows
opponent: uses arrows again (mirror)
absolutely cinema
Ken the type of guy to not know that evo bomber got nerfed so it can’t double bounce on the tower anymore
Little does Ken know that Pablo and tug speedman work together against him.