@Warned Storm Don't be a fool to think kiwis and australians are any different. The truth is we came on the same boat from up north not many people know that but it's true. They're called the great british. It's why we walk on the left side of the sidewalk and eat baked beans sometimes. I only just noticed but the kiwis also speak english as well, a bastardized version but english nonetheless.
It's a choice between the 1hr drive or local servo owned by Indian family cartel... (they bought the bakery, pharmacy, hardware store and doctors surgery as well.) They actually be pretty nice people.
I love the character of Aunty Shelly, rough around the edges but advanced in both IQ and EQ. Note the way she works Trent into a state of comfort while clearly remaining top dog in the exchange. No doubt made a few mistakes along the way, I believe she would be known to the local magistrate, which probably held her back from becoming the senior administration staffer for medium sized local builder. Perhaps even a commercial builder if she continued through to year 12. This woman would go to war for her family, but cross her and expect to be swiftly and completely excommunicated - unless she understands there's a phone conversation to such a person where she can eavesdrop and chastise them to anyone else in the room under the guise of quiet gossip but full well knowing she's just loud enough for the phone to pick up her spiteful remarks. We can all relate to knowing an Aunty Shelly but are we willing to admit that deep down WE ourselves relate to her? This has been Bart's People with Bart Simpson. Goodnight.
Hugo Gillette but it’s easier to underweigh your products at woolies. Like if you have a bag of grapes and hold it up a bit off the scale so it weighs less, and then put it in your bag, woolies self serve won’t pick up on it. But if you do the same thing at Coles self serve it makes you ask for assistance every time you put a new item following the thing you underweighed 😂 not speaking from experience as well obviously
There's this one lady that lived near me that we used to call Racist Nancy. She'd come by and give us hand knitted clothes hangers, potpuri and salad bowls, but if you talk to her for too long, the racism comes out. I still have one of her bowls.
i am concerned by how simmilar this is to my auntie diane, my family arent really all that bogan but she gifts herself a bong for Christmas and asks whether i want a puff
It’s like Jordan collected the family members and old high school friends that I avidly avoid these days, put them in a room together and told them to go and make friends
Clopping is My Thing yeah nah, it’s liberating- I have time to read things that expand my understanding, instead of listening to things that contract it AND make me feel shitty at the same time!
@@wengeance8962 No he didn't, he made jokes on bogan conspiracy towards coles and literally never mentioned woolies once. A more correct title would have been something like "People's Republic of Coles"
As someone who is looking after their elderly grandparents during this crisis while going to uni i can confirm this is the exact conversation i hear between them every night minus the weed stuff they're old and already get the good drugs.
6:01 That is Aussie mentally; my ideals and thoughts are very important and Im going to live by them... China's manufacturing workforce is like slave labour!! But it's cheap, I'm going to buy it anyway...
@@CloppingIsMyThing . China hasn't "bought" any Ports in Australia. China has a 99 year lease on the Port of Darwin. Which was a stupid thing for the NT Government to award
The Aussie "patriot" bogan summed up PERFECTLY. And you know what, I have had this similar experience once. We were having a new year's bbq and a friend asked if they could bring their friend around with them and we were all cool with it. With a voice somewhat similar as ol'aunty jack, this friend's mate when on this long a.f speel about how he hates particular ethnic groups and what he would do with them (take them out bush and now them down with a semi auto rifle or something along the lines of) And then as we were setting out the food, guy gets all excited about the fact that I made Tabbouleh and how much he loves it...
I didn't know auntie shelley had a side business as a dealer. And she's tough as nails when dealing with customers looking to score on credit. Maximum respect. Gotta be firm or customers will walk all over ya. Now that Yilmaz has stooges off into the sunset I reckon auntie Shelley will be jordies next character with a cult following
I feel like this is gonna be one of those funny old quotable videos from the interwebs in a few more years time. Greetings to those whom be watching in 2032 :-)
When I lost my dog, IGA let me put up a poster outside. ALDI, after entering the doors of no return, told me it was 'against policy'. Apparently management don't want to dirty their entrance to help out the community.
We have no where else to turn to mate, all of us out here just refreshing the UA-cam subscription page for what little scraps of entertainment we can find.
"it's a lot closer mate" - Australian Proverb
@Warned Storm it's very australian. Virtually everyone I know says it regularly
@Warned Storm Don't be a fool to think kiwis and australians are any different. The truth is we came on the same boat from up north not many people know that but it's true. They're called the great british. It's why we walk on the left side of the sidewalk and eat baked beans sometimes. I only just noticed but the kiwis also speak english as well, a bastardized version but english nonetheless.
It's a choice between the 1hr drive or local servo owned by Indian family cartel... (they bought the bakery, pharmacy, hardware store and doctors surgery as well.) They actually be pretty nice people.
@@shamicentertainment1262 mind blown
@@shamicentertainment1262 sidewalk?
Who the f**k calls it a sidewalk?
Straya = footpath ;)
A true hero sacrificing your voice for this video.
The next Kurt Cobain
@@farkquad I tw ee fun drew Estes EA
This is how at least 70% of Australians are. If your family home isn’t like this you can walk out side throw your shoe and hit a house that is.
I don't want my shoe ending up on the power lines.
😂
🤣
Unfortunately it is. It's even more noticeable when you live abroad. It's bliss not having to encounter or worry about it.
Nope, it's 51% of Australians, the ones who decide who the government is. XD
i literally heard this conversation almost word for word outside bunnings yesterday
Damnnnnn me too!
🤣😂🤣
I'm still working in customer service right now and I cant make one old person's coffee without "conspiracy time"
LOL
The same people who boycott woolies and Coles for " ripping off aussie farmers" , then go down there and but 2 litres of milk for 2 bucks.
One litre of milk and one litre of water lel
"SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE. .. By someone else."
'it's a lot closer mate'
Probably more of a rip off for fresh fruit and veg producers than for meat and dairy farmers. Price of certain produce is horrendous.
@@arcagebuttons5987 As much as I love meat and dairy. I know a time where we simply won't be able to afford those products could occur.
I love the character of Aunty Shelly, rough around the edges but advanced in both IQ and EQ. Note the way she works Trent into a state of comfort while clearly remaining top dog in the exchange.
No doubt made a few mistakes along the way, I believe she would be known to the local magistrate, which probably held her back from becoming the senior administration staffer for medium sized local builder. Perhaps even a commercial builder if she continued through to year 12.
This woman would go to war for her family, but cross her and expect to be swiftly and completely excommunicated - unless she understands there's a phone conversation to such a person where she can eavesdrop and chastise them to anyone else in the room under the guise of quiet gossip but full well knowing she's just loud enough for the phone to pick up her spiteful remarks.
We can all relate to knowing an Aunty Shelly but are we willing to admit that deep down WE ourselves relate to her?
This has been Bart's People with Bart Simpson. Goodnight.
*standing ovation*
Wow!!!! This is something else :)
Auntie Shelly for prime minister 🇦🇺
Litterally the perfect enactment of how Aussies come to conclusions about China lmao
@@ShishakliAus Taiwan # 1
Yep
coles is easier to steal from. not speaking from experience obviously
Hugo Gillette but it’s easier to underweigh your products at woolies. Like if you have a bag of grapes and hold it up a bit off the scale so it weighs less, and then put it in your bag, woolies self serve won’t pick up on it. But if you do the same thing at Coles self serve it makes you ask for assistance every time you put a new item following the thing you underweighed 😂 not speaking from experience as well obviously
u ain't an Aussie if U ain't stolen from Coles or Woolworths lol right Coles is easier lol
I've never paid for garlic from Coles. It's my tax on them for being cunts
@@soto8639 yep the trials and tribulations of Coles n Woolworths what every Australian goes through
I worked at Woolies, and I can tell you that I saw people stealing in self-serve and never once stopped them. Do with that what you will.
Damn, I was really hoping for a comparison of Woolies and Coles.
Same I work at Coles I was hoping Shelly would shit all over the shit food grubs.
One's Commie the other isn't.
Woolies all day, bro.
There was though, it is just closer
We did "it's closer!" That's about the only real metric the two are judged on.
Still not a video dedicated to chicken run, not happy.
Commenting to try push this to the top.
He belongs to us Boomers now so fuck of with you shit and run
@@Former615 NO MERCY FOR STOOGES WHO WANTS TO DOUBLE UP ON THIS GUY BOYS
@friendlyjordies Do it before the sequel comes out next year! Friendlyjordies reviews chicken run!
This is something I can get behind 😂
This is peak Jordies
Best sketch of his I've seen. Triple A writing. It's consistently funny all the way through. The joke at the end got me good, too.
Michael Turner I was screaming laughter
I decided to leave your likes at 420, in honour of Trent
Benjamin Leneham I am so blessed
„im hungry thirsty for the truth“ instant like
best ciggy throat impression
I forgot what this video was about 5 minutes in
A video about which is better silly
I think Jordies did too
Swear I've served Aunty Shelly at Woolies, nice lady but always get a bit racist if you talk for too long
Yes.Cant be racist so may as well bag and demean white Australian people and depict them as stereotypes for a cheap laugh..
@@questioneverything8876 what
@@questioneverything8876 that is pretty much the summary of this vid
There's this one lady that lived near me that we used to call Racist Nancy. She'd come by and give us hand knitted clothes hangers, potpuri and salad bowls, but if you talk to her for too long, the racism comes out. I still have one of her bowls.
@@orene7594 Wow, that sounds horrible, giving you all that handmade free stuff.
Another friendlyjordies video: Nice I'll watch that later.
He's got the wigs out: BIG RED YES
"big red", you say?!
i caught another one
Hahaha so true. Especially since you know the wigs are accompanied by A grade voice acting
He’s finally manned up and started answering the REAL questions on Australia’s mind
"think about it" licence to not actually think.
i am concerned by how simmilar this is to my auntie diane, my family arent really all that bogan but she gifts herself a bong for Christmas and asks whether i want a puff
i thought you said they weren't bogan.
did you say yes?
Only a few more episodes before Jordan gets throat cancer
We can only hope
Aunt Shelley: Australia's best listener 👌
Your lips are getting a bit loose there mate
We all have an Aunty shelly, and if you don't, you're her.
Oh look who it is. Lock your wives 🤣
Fuck you wanker ;)
"Don't you hate Coles?"
"Aww but.... it's a lot closer mate"
I'm dying
It’s like Jordan collected the family members and old high school friends that I avidly avoid these days, put them in a room together and told them to go and make friends
Clopping is My Thing yeah nah, it’s liberating- I have time to read things that expand my understanding, instead of listening to things that contract it AND make me feel shitty at the same time!
This is a legitimate snapshot of my Grandma Cheryl and Aunty Darlene.
New favorite quote: "you've connected a lot of dots for me, Shell"
Little Jack is gold, chases those M&Ms like a Jack Russell chasing a rat down a rabbit hole.
This is what comes from quarantining friendlyjordies at home for weeks at a time
why was this named Woolies vs Coles again
Because at the end he tells us why
@@wengeance8962 No he didn't, he made jokes on bogan conspiracy towards coles and literally never mentioned woolies once. A more correct title would have been something like "People's Republic of Coles"
So that must mean Woolworths win?
@@moonmandan700 it's because coles is a lot closer
@@moonmandan700 People only go to coles because it's closer...
These skits are way too relatable but also the most hilarious content on the internet
These videos are so accurate that at times I wonder if Jordie used to climb through my window and sleep next to my parents.
As someone who is looking after their elderly grandparents during this crisis while going to uni i can confirm this is the exact conversation i hear between them every night minus the weed stuff they're old and already get the good drugs.
6:01 That is Aussie mentally; my ideals and thoughts are very important and Im going to live by them...
China's manufacturing workforce is like slave labour!! But it's cheap, I'm going to buy it anyway...
You can see just how long it takes to film by watching the clock in the background.
A 6 min vid takes multiple hours worth of time
Unexpected Item in bagging area
Damn... Jordies is building a gundam.
I see you've met literally everyone's relatives and friend's. God, this is so on point.
4 minutes into the video nothing about coles or woolies hahah
Wdym its the whole vid about it silly
I work at Woolworths, can confirm this is 98% of our customer base
Customer base what about you workers!!!! know that's irony
I work at Coles, can confirm this is 99% of our customer base.
oh it is, like the bogan who ran off with $200 worth of steak with staff running after him
“It’s a lot closer mate”
Haha so good. Actually 100% accurate about the boomer conspiracy stuff - my facebook is a cesspit of echo chamber nonsense.
I don't have anything to do with Fuckenturd's abomination
@Malique Kawabata . The big difference is that one fuckhead prick isn't making billions of dollars claiming to be something he's not
it actually infuriates me that minion memes are more trustworthy than wikipeadia to those people
@@CloppingIsMyThing . China hasn't "bought" any Ports in Australia.
China has a 99 year lease on the Port of Darwin.
Which was a stupid thing for the NT Government to award
@@CloppingIsMyThing . The saddest thing is you also perpetuating myths.
The facts are well known
2:08 omg that literally wat my dad said I’m not joking😂
This is downright one of the funniest videos you’ve made!
Aunty Shell is the new Yilmaz. I love her! RIP Jordan's throat.
This is NOT the video I was expecting based on the title.
3:51 i spat chips on my phone screen
Carlos McStiff checked and i could not see chips on screen, pics or it didnt happen
Think Jordies was struggling not to spit devonshire tea or whatever thespians consume as well
"Im hungry thirsty for the truth" HAHAHA
A few weeks of quarentene and he's talking to him self again. I thought we got past this mate
Fuck, I'm starting to need subtitles for these
That took a dark turn... did the DVD make it out alive?
These sketches are some of the best content I have seen on youtube in years, its fantastic.
Jorides its OAK that is hungry thirsty, not moove my dude
That's part of the joke bruh
Pretty sure the joke is that the person saying that is a fuckwit.
Whats this OAK and Moove nonsense anyways? Farmers Union for life bitches.
Yeah it's me
Don't drink milk; you're not a baby cow. Simple.
That level 10 boss music when Coles was mentioned was gorgeously intense. Thank you.
This is an insight into how Jordan's split personality disorder is worsening during his isolation in quarantine
Jordan is the choinese, he thinks they are out to get him.
This would be a family reunion for me.
Rumour has is that the party starter character is based on Gary Orsum
"you give me the pieces, i do the jigsaw puzzle". That's beautiful.
You know you're a bogan when you're stuck with IGA and think people that shop at Coles and Woolies are posh c***s.
The Aussie "patriot" bogan summed up PERFECTLY. And you know what, I have had this similar experience once.
We were having a new year's bbq and a friend asked if they could bring their friend around with them and we were all cool with it.
With a voice somewhat similar as ol'aunty jack, this friend's mate when on this long a.f speel about how he hates particular ethnic groups and what he would do with them (take them out bush and now them down with a semi auto rifle or something along the lines of)
And then as we were setting out the food, guy gets all excited about the fact that I made Tabbouleh and how much he loves it...
My boyfriend grew up in dubbo. He said this is pretty much the entire population there. 😂😂
"Oh no. Lock up ya wives its the party starter" BHAHA
I’m heavily disappointed in your lack of inclusion of IGA, and shall henceforth be leaving this channel.
3:00 i wonder how many will take that as literal pineapples
wait, what does it mean
"maoo he's the fkn kinga choina inne"
How did you make a character that is a female version of my dad
“I’m hungry thirsty... for the truth.” Incredible!! 😂
If the spongebob dvd getting stuck isnt all of us at 8 years old haha
Omg it’s about time one of these videos came out please keep these videos up
I didn't know auntie shelley had a side business as a dealer. And she's tough as nails when dealing with customers looking to score on credit. Maximum respect. Gotta be firm or customers will walk all over ya.
Now that Yilmaz has stooges off into the sunset I reckon auntie Shelley will be jordies next character with a cult following
I love how almost none of this has to do with woolies or coles 😂😂😂
we all live in a coles
We live inside a Coles
My bloody ears have been sandpapered ya bastard
I've always like Jack... Seems like a good kid.
His voice for Aunty Shelly does me 😂😂😂😂hahah
This patriot started smoking a pack a day to do Aunty shelly’s voice
I feel like this is gonna be one of those funny old quotable videos from the interwebs in a few more years time. Greetings to those whom be watching in 2032 :-)
0:05 is jordan building gunpla? O.o
ah yes the long debate
If yous arent goin to ALDI, let me just say, GAME CHANGER: pasta maker for $59.99 how yous gonna say no to that?
When I lost my dog, IGA let me put up a poster outside. ALDI, after entering the doors of no return, told me it was 'against policy'. Apparently management don't want to dirty their entrance to help out the community.
$59.99 pasta maker, makes one batch of pasta and falls into a million pieces
And where the fuck are you gonna get flour from in this day and age?
Cause I don’t live near an ALDI
@@mathewdeering youd just make rice flower wouldn't you
this is a bloody work of art, Jordan. You're amazing
lived in darwin for 3 years.. let's just say I wouldn't go back
This show makes me nostalgic. That’s how accurate it is at depicting the Australian family dynamic
When you live in Darwin
this is depressingly realistic
Put this into google translate in order
“Coles” in Latin and translate it to English
Also..... Super clickbaity title/screenshot..... Fucken love it! 🤣😂
Auntie Shelley is an absolute legend.
Love it how Jordies almost cracked when saying “Red......is Chinese!”. 😂
Jeez 100 likes in the first 20 seconds
We have no where else to turn to mate, all of us out here just refreshing the UA-cam subscription page for what little scraps of entertainment we can find.
Justin yeah ahaha I’m with ya there, I was one of the first comments.
I'm hungry thirsty for the truth is about the best line I've ever heard
Is that GUNPLA??
Looks like it. Wonder if he got it from Hobby Link Japan.
Warhammer to gundam,
Jordies what are you doing man
You pull off Aunty Shelly so well it’s alarming
Wondering if he knows chop chop is homegrown tobacco or thinks it refers to MJ...
by the sound of the quantity it seems like hes talking about tobacco, no centrelink stoner could afford to buy five bags of weed at a time lol
@@Rotbeam99 I doubt Jordie realises a bag refers to an Oz, or the price of a bag
@@intergalacticdegengypsy6135 if you listen to the friendlyjordies podcast you might change your mind lol
Who says it has to be home grown luv? Swipe the plants at night ay.
@@friendlyjordies haha guess that's also chop chop
Loving the saga of these everyday Aussies.
Was that a gundam kit?
The only reason people shop at coles: it's a lot closer.
Oh my god. XD It’s like the conversations I hear at work.
Majorkill is 100% just really friendly jordies when he gets too angry and wants to play warhammer
Coles owned by Mao 😂 hence the big red finger
shell and trent look like those people who hang around the footy club but have no affiliation with it.