Unbeatable Schoolkid Arguments

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  • @charwei1110
    @charwei1110 5 років тому +2309

    "It wasn't me sir/miss." Was a very frequently used argument

    • @spaladon
      @spaladon 5 років тому +56

      sir piggerlottle *heavy wog accent* but miss

    • @asdfreii
      @asdfreii 5 років тому +63

      Followed by “why do you always pick on me sir/miss it’s unfair”

    • @robertdunn5975
      @robertdunn5975 5 років тому +5

      Shit shaggy even made a song about it

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 5 років тому +6

      even if the female Teacher is obviously married.

    • @hadez438
      @hadez438 5 років тому +1

      1000th

  • @cadendawson8743
    @cadendawson8743 4 роки тому +193

    3:16 "oh boys I'm in" has to be the most classic line to the boys ever.

  • @lastsaneman19
    @lastsaneman19 5 років тому +1023

    When I was 15 i once pegged a jellybaby at the back of my Media Studies' teacher's head and he said "Line up, none of you are goig home until I know who did that" and I just immediately copped and said "It was me Sir, I was throwing it to my mate next to you and I missed" and he says "Oh ok, nevermind then".
    Fuckin gottem

    • @cypherglitch
      @cypherglitch 5 років тому +29

      That excuse is never old. After 25yrs some teachers still fall for it. It amazed me.

    • @sac3528
      @sac3528 5 років тому +62

      @@cypherglitch ~~fall for it~~ Decide "well fuck it, I know who the little shit was now, I'll get him later."

    • @ninjaperroxide
      @ninjaperroxide 5 років тому +2

      i thought it was piffed

    • @cypherglitch
      @cypherglitch 5 років тому +4

      @@ninjaperroxide pegged for the bogans

    • @cypherglitch
      @cypherglitch 5 років тому +6

      dont ya love it when words that people have always used are given knew meanings by the young generation and then tell everyone else to be careful with using those words.

  • @williamlepatourel9318
    @williamlepatourel9318 5 років тому +390

    "oi miss"
    "you can call me hannah"
    OHBOYSIMIN

  • @SugarMicebyAB
    @SugarMicebyAB 5 років тому +793

    Never had any of those, but one time a kid in my class convinced a substitute teacher that the cathode ray tube TV was a touch screen while secretly operating the TV with the remote from under his desk.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 років тому +44

      Alice Belaqua
      Absolute fuckin’ Legend.

  • @DelphanGruss
    @DelphanGruss 5 років тому +421

    Two classic moments from my school:
    #1 - Some mad genius changed the 'Windows Startup Sound' on EVERY LIBRARY COMPUTER to the ENTIRETY of the Duke Nukem 3D theme. The librarian had no idea how to fix it so it was like that for a week.
    #2 - Another kid, on graduating, showed the IT staff members where he'd been hiding the 2 gigs of video games on the school's computer network.

    • @gavinsfriend5836
      @gavinsfriend5836 4 роки тому +7

      @wolfaesthetic one of the kids at my school put all the doom games minus the modern ones aswell as H-doom and it's been up there since last year

    • @wolfbane1013
      @wolfbane1013 4 роки тому +54

      Every time the teachers find and delete halo off the computers at my high school some kid who had the file passed down to him like a family heirloom from one of digital media students before they finished year 12 puts it back up behind even more folders than before. It's happened every year I've been and here and will go on for many to come

    • @jaymz18
      @jaymz18 3 роки тому

      @@wolfbane1013 mezwez?

    • @xsct878
      @xsct878 2 роки тому +9

      @@wolfbane1013 fuck I remember carting a shit load of games to school on a USB and just hooking up all my mates across different year levels and classes, was always fun walking past the computers about a week later and seeing whatever class had the computer room that day playing what I'd most recently smuggled in.

    • @Divison1GeneralDarui
      @Divison1GeneralDarui 2 роки тому

      @@xsct878 bruh nobody talks about the video game smugglers and dealers.

  • @Prookles
    @Prookles 5 років тому +527

    Teen: "Duck you, Sir."
    Teacher: "Don't swear in my classroom!!"
    Teen: "Nah, Sir, I said duck you."

    • @likech33se
      @likech33se 5 років тому +28

      Far cup
      Far cue
      Far ken dog
      Far king dog
      Far cough you far king dog or il far cue up

    • @sam.t
      @sam.t 4 роки тому +7

      I've had kids try this on me, and I just reply "You're a little runt"

    • @onceonly1111
      @onceonly1111 4 роки тому +2

      Before I knew what it meant some guys in my class told me to call the teacher a cunt (like year 5 or 6). I had a feeling it was a bad word somehow, so I worked into a discussion with them like 'you cunt do that' but the teacher saw right through it and took me outside by the arm, telling me very sternly "that if I use that language again I'll be in very serious trouble". One of the guys was a little bit apologetic but I mostly copped shit for the rest of the day.

    • @BeefGeneral
      @BeefGeneral 4 роки тому

      @@onceonly1111 you think that's bad I was so young I didn't even know what it meant. Legit no idea. but I told a kid to say to his mum "mum stop sucking my willy"

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic1636
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic1636 4 роки тому +2

      Puck you miss!

  • @beardofjustice8021
    @beardofjustice8021 5 років тому +1555

    God dammit jordan stop teasing us with little snippits of yilmaz and just give us the new chronicles

    • @skitz5441
      @skitz5441 5 років тому +23

      I second this statement

    • @rtmpgt
      @rtmpgt 5 років тому +19

      iirc he's only got a few Yilmaz stories left. You sould listen to the poddy though. Ali has a shitload of stories about Billionaire Yilmaz aka Adeeb

    • @OscarIredale
      @OscarIredale 5 років тому +1

      agreed

    • @beardofjustice8021
      @beardofjustice8021 5 років тому +1

      @@rtmpgt yea i listen to the pod all the time its amazing

    • @stonesteinberg6041
      @stonesteinberg6041 5 років тому +2

      It's no Yilmaz but listen to his podcast for some stories about the Inter-Galactic Hero, DomeKang.

  • @msnatti
    @msnatti 5 років тому +682

    I miss teaching in boys schools for this reason alone. Teenage boys and their antics + genius arguments absolutely destroy me 🤣. I had to stifle so much laughter because of course if they find out you think they are funny, it is all over.
    10/10 for this!

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 5 років тому +114

      Oi Miss Natti, I had the biggest crush on you hey

    • @darklgv304
      @darklgv304 5 років тому +19

      give me your number miss nutty. sorry msnatti

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Рік тому

      @@blahblahblahblah2837lol

  • @mrgillard181
    @mrgillard181 2 роки тому +59

    Making a substitute teacher run out of the room crying is a right of passage in Australian highschools

  • @caiholroyd178
    @caiholroyd178 5 років тому +263

    You think teenagers can argue, what about primary school arguments?
    "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?" is basically a magic spell. Cast 3 times in a single argument and your enemy will be devastated for life.

    • @sorenrose7429
      @sorenrose7429 5 років тому +2

      @@seanr7634 I understood that reference

    • @brooketrotter18
      @brooketrotter18 5 років тому +15

      "I'm cool" "Yeah, you are cool. You're a Constipated Overweighted Old Lady" was so common in primary school.

    • @Ghost-ql3hl
      @Ghost-ql3hl 5 років тому +5

      @@brooketrotter18 at mine it was "constipated overweighted over hated Loser"
      Kids at my school were mean people

    • @FolstrimHori
      @FolstrimHori 4 роки тому

      The answers is a sock in the mouth.

    • @if3258
      @if3258 4 роки тому +1

      a garbage man!

  • @Michael-hs5ih
    @Michael-hs5ih 5 років тому +1126

    Superwog classroom comebacks was the peak of school education

    • @Michael-hs5ih
      @Michael-hs5ih 5 років тому +8

      HOSWELL444 ur mum gay

    • @Stan844
      @Stan844 5 років тому +67

      @@HOSWELL444 what a head

    • @gcchick91
      @gcchick91 5 років тому +23

      @@Stan844 RUDE HEAD

    • @JourneyToTheCage
      @JourneyToTheCage 5 років тому +10

      HOSWELL444 WHATAHEAD

    • @HOSWELL444
      @HOSWELL444 5 років тому +2

      Your mum give good head

  • @blacktopimages
    @blacktopimages 5 років тому +313

    "Well you won't be carrying a calculator on you everywhere you go will you!"
    Literally carry one everywhere I go.

    • @FlyingwithFire
      @FlyingwithFire 5 років тому +13

      you will use this all the time as an adult
      I have never needed to find X

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 5 років тому +8

      @@FlyingwithFire if you do any math you found x (or any letter in a math context) is just a number you don't know yet

    • @Omegavision79
      @Omegavision79 5 років тому +8

      @@FlyingwithFire I had to find x when I was using a pirate treasure map

    • @underthekxife
      @underthekxife 5 років тому +1

      Was having this conversation with my work mates and it’s like “We’ll miss/sir was wrong”.

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich 5 років тому

      The future was unbeatable

  • @wheresmyeyebrow1608
    @wheresmyeyebrow1608 5 років тому +96

    "No I don't wanna get meningococcal"
    Yeah that sounds about right

  • @iiGiacomo
    @iiGiacomo 5 років тому +241

    In 6th grade I did a project for these two girls who were supposed to be in a group with me and when I presented it they just said, in front of everyone, “we did all the work.”
    I’ll never recover

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 5 років тому +36

      Hahahaha high school bitches are diabolical

    • @LeoMidori
      @LeoMidori 5 років тому +7

      Yeah holy FYUCK is that evil, Jesus Christ.

    • @jacobgeorgievski987
      @jacobgeorgievski987 5 років тому

      WHATTA HEAD

    • @farkinoath7272
      @farkinoath7272 5 років тому +3

      James Stevens ur a little bitch for letting them do that

    • @JJ-ym8bu
      @JJ-ym8bu 5 років тому +1

      @@farkinoath7272 He was trying to get some.

  • @Clove_Parma
    @Clove_Parma 5 років тому +720

    Still can't get past one of the English teachers at my school having Star Wars xxx parody porn on his work laptop, getting busted in class. He couldn't walk into a room without people humming the theme song or making Darth Vader jokes. He quit like 3 weeks after this...

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 5 років тому +46

      Ahahaha! The production value was terrible. . . All the body paint just shedding off after the first shag, tsk tsk

    • @lovettuduebor1902
      @lovettuduebor1902 5 років тому +42

      Are you sure he “quit”?

    • @Clove_Parma
      @Clove_Parma 5 років тому +7

      @@lovettuduebor1902 good question 😂

    • @skullcrushers1000
      @skullcrushers1000 5 років тому +22

      A teacher at my school was caught watching lesbian porn in class when she turned the projector on with it up.

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich 5 років тому +10

      Tbf star wars parody porn is probably better than star wars

  • @JamesJansson
    @JamesJansson 5 років тому +370

    I'm a former teacher. This video is 100% accurate.

    • @sarahcollins190
      @sarahcollins190 5 років тому +32

      I'm a current teacher....got a real rendition of much of this today.

    • @Maffu79
      @Maffu79 5 років тому +5

      *DOUBLE WHAMMY*
      *UNBEATABLE*

    • @given-namesurname5740
      @given-namesurname5740 5 років тому +4

      Use their own material on them

    • @greebj
      @greebj 5 років тому +11

      @@given-namesurname5740 yes I can see a teacher telling a student to lick their ballz going down reeeeeeeeal well

    • @blairsmith3199
      @blairsmith3199 4 роки тому +1

      @Fidelity pretty sure frenchy isn't teaching any more for this very reason

  • @skywrecker
    @skywrecker 5 років тому +543

    Teacher: and heres your homework task
    kid 1: yo i think like homework should be like banned Miss, like i dont bring home to school so dont bring school to home bruv.
    education system *owned*

    • @charlietrimingham7911
      @charlietrimingham7911 5 років тому +4

      skywrecker miss What if yew were kicked out of your home for selling drugs

    • @unpronounceablename
      @unpronounceablename 5 років тому +19

      Homework is bullshit, though. If they can't teach you the necessary stuff in the 8 hours you're in school (in my case) then they're just fucking shit at their jobs. It's inhumane for school to last longer than 9-5 office work.

    • @rosefitz7694
      @rosefitz7694 5 років тому +2

      Hans homework isn’t meant to teach you new things, it’s there to reinforce what you were taught. I didn’t like it either, but it helps.

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 4 роки тому +2

      Hans it's to prepare kids for inevitably growing up to have shitty jobs where they will never get any fucking peace and quiet. you cannot leave work to go home and have time to sleep or read. you'll be working 3-4 jobs including deliveroo or uber until you drop dead from exhaustion

  • @siremilcrane
    @siremilcrane 5 років тому +96

    When I was in primary school a kid got in trouble for throwing rocks at me, when the teacher confronted him he says “Nah I wasn’t pegging them I was chucking them its not as bad!”

    • @logie3020
      @logie3020 5 років тому +8

      "Yeah nah miss we were playing footie but this drop kick kicked the ball over the fence so I pegged him with rocks miss"

  • @Dftndrkt99
    @Dftndrkt99 4 роки тому +11

    On my year 3/4 camp we had just discovered 'Lemon Party'. We managed to have the entire cohort (including every teacher) say "LEEMOONN PARTYY!!!" instead of "CHEEESEEEE!" when taking the group photo at the end of the camp - the best.

  • @damienmiller1302
    @damienmiller1302 5 років тому +142

    I mean, Yilmaz's colonisation defence is rock solid

  • @campbelldavid7830
    @campbelldavid7830 5 років тому +1759

    ur gay, should be no. 1

    • @TheLesserWeevil
      @TheLesserWeevil 5 років тому +73

      no u

    • @KarlafromOZ
      @KarlafromOZ 5 років тому +9

      Yep, that line and all ways to say it brings out the dipshits who don't have any brain power to be original, which is a hell of a lot unfortunately haha

    • @bennyg2829
      @bennyg2829 5 років тому +15

      @@KarlafromOZ So thats a yes to being gay then awwwwww *insert KO meme here* haha

    • @whytho4358
      @whytho4358 5 років тому

      @@TheLesserWeevil Damn you beat me to it, the champions comeback

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 5 років тому +4

      Your mum's gay @ number 2.

  • @Ghost-ql3hl
    @Ghost-ql3hl 5 років тому +51

    Ah the classic “it wasn’t me miss/sir
    Or the alternate
    “What did I do ??

  • @grimm7504
    @grimm7504 4 роки тому +8

    We had lemon party get sent up on the board, except it was was in PDHPE and we were getting a presentation about mental health and that shit came up. Great lesson with a very haunting image that everyone could see.

  • @CurseMonstr
    @CurseMonstr 5 років тому +11

    Died at the "nup, lick me nuts" heard that so much at school hahaha. The exact scenario of a lazy teacher trying to get something and that exact response. Truly unbeatable.

  • @TheScarletSeeker
    @TheScarletSeeker 5 років тому +82

    2:12 the easter egg we have all been waiting for lads

  • @chrish2960
    @chrish2960 5 років тому +32

    “nah, see, i’m doing my work, miss!” (flips exercise book around) 😂

  • @tomstewart2685
    @tomstewart2685 5 років тому +65

    MeatSpin also a quality home page option for your mate who just left to collect his printing and left his computer unlocked!

    • @TheStaniG
      @TheStaniG 5 років тому +2

      Blue waffle m8
      Though my high school had all 4, Meatspin, goatse, lemon party and blue waffle as the go to prank your friend options.

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 5 років тому +1

      @@TheStaniG goatse's gotta be the worst doesn't it? It turns your whole world upside down. Changes your perception of reality. You're never the same after Goatse.

  •  5 років тому +9

    "I thought the point of English was to learn how to speak English?! No one speaks like this anymore miss!". This was me. Like, word for word.

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos 4 роки тому +6

    Over the span of one year through College me and my friends have watched this video over 10 times together. Everytime at least one of us got a new memory of some of the dumbest arguments in highschool. It truly was a magical experience

  • @fordorolli3291
    @fordorolli3291 5 років тому +19

    The peak of friendly jordies, nothing and I mean nothing can beat this 10/10 salty raisins.

  • @elijah8251
    @elijah8251 5 років тому +2

    "Who fucking cares?" Is what I hear most often at a run down school

  • @ibrah6483
    @ibrah6483 5 років тому +137

    Oy, do you have a dollar?

    • @bingoccolon
      @bingoccolon 5 років тому +9

      yeah, but you aint gettin it!

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 5 років тому +24

      The correct reply: "Nah fuck off ya scab"

    • @tobybillings3681
      @tobybillings3681 5 років тому +1

      for my school is you got 50 cents

    • @rjaxxxas
      @rjaxxxas 5 років тому +1

      You know when a drop kid says this when he uses "got" instead of "have".

  • @KimKhan
    @KimKhan 3 роки тому +7

    "What, you say that if the Hawaians didn't have mad ships, they wouldn't invade Britain?"
    I mean, shit, this was the hole point of Jared Diamonds "Guns, Germs, and Steel"

  • @samuelbaillie328
    @samuelbaillie328 5 років тому +13

    Literally laughed so hard I woke my kids up.
    Got asked why I was crying, couldn’t explain lemon party to them

  • @canijustplease
    @canijustplease 5 років тому +240

    But if I press the subscribe button again I’ll be unsubscribed

  • @MasterLoki1991
    @MasterLoki1991 5 років тому +161

    didn't have lemon party at my school, but there was meatspin lol.

    • @robertarrowsmith781
      @robertarrowsmith781 5 років тому +14

      Fucking hell, we had both. Good times.

    • @gcchick91
      @gcchick91 5 років тому +20

      Blue waffle

    • @Kaybe7
      @Kaybe7 5 років тому +9

      It was all about 2 girls 1 cup for my year

    • @galliman123
      @galliman123 5 років тому

      Same xD IT class was the best

    • @ddgnp1057
      @ddgnp1057 5 років тому +1

      A teacher of ours sat there for what must have been a good minute watching My Lazy Sundays after some kid put it up.

  • @ChickenSalad001
    @ChickenSalad001 5 років тому +51

    "Your face" or "your mum" was the classic comeback in my days...

  • @tindalowos
    @tindalowos 4 роки тому +7

    i cant stop laughing, you just reminded me of when my friend was dared to put his mouth over a bird poop on the table and a guy pushed his face into it, then he pegged him with a whole ass pear. He went fucking mental

  • @dconnor8140
    @dconnor8140 3 роки тому +1

    this is the peak video on yt
    u can’t get any better

  • @dieter2889
    @dieter2889 5 років тому +270

    huughhh did u go 2 my skool

  • @shortstack7868
    @shortstack7868 5 років тому +2

    I remember in yr 6 a teacher just spotlighting a kid because he argued back at her with "you don't know me so you can't judge me" and she was just hollering at how disrespectful it was but I'm pretty sure every kid in that room thought that that was the most genius thing ever spoken by man. I still think about that Thomas.

  • @ascendedsleeper5693
    @ascendedsleeper5693 5 років тому +4

    I used to take the blame for all the wrong doings of my classmates, when the teachers caught on to what I was doing they stopped believing I was the culprit... even when I actually was.

  • @davidoconnor5248
    @davidoconnor5248 5 років тому +2

    I left high school over 40 years ago and it is interesting to see that nothing ever seems to change. You forgot the part that says ask a teenager now whilst he or she still knows everything and is not afraid to show it.

  • @CuriousFrog
    @CuriousFrog 5 років тому +4

    I wonder if any of the teachers still say "you aren't going to be carrying a calculator around at all times" when people basically do now

  • @ChiefBinChicken
    @ChiefBinChicken 4 роки тому +2

    "you can't beat a pigeon at chess because it will flap about, knock all the pieces over and shit on the table ,all the while declaring that it has won."

  • @hammatime94
    @hammatime94 5 років тому +3

    I'm both shocked and stunned at how accurate this is Jordie. You even added that drop kick called hamish

  • @vst77
    @vst77 5 років тому +5

    We all know that one kid that can bullshit their way out of literally any situation it's an art form

  • @fergohamish
    @fergohamish 5 років тому +10

    I feel personally attacked, offended and targeted.
    There's going to be that one person who actually takes it seriously lol

  • @theperfectbanjo8610
    @theperfectbanjo8610 5 років тому +11

    “Because they had mad ships” 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @shanekonarson
    @shanekonarson 5 років тому +8

    As a parent of a teenager I can attest to the accuracy of this video.

  • @xavierorriss921
    @xavierorriss921 4 роки тому +2

    Near the end of year 8 this drop kick kid brought a durag to school and the teacher took it off him and the class started chanting at the teacher to give his durag back. Another instance about 2 weeks later a kid climbed out of the 2 story window and jumped almost broke his leg and bolted home he was promptly suspended

  • @tommo6286
    @tommo6286 5 років тому +13

    *Student:* Nice pyjamas Sir!
    *Teacher:* Nice head

  • @cobbla
    @cobbla 3 роки тому +2

    The apple core needs to have enough force behind it to shatter on impact

  • @jerrylourice2352
    @jerrylourice2352 5 років тому +63

    Unbeatable school kid argument:
    Me:”You’re lord Farquaad.”
    FJ “No I’m not”
    Me:”Yes you are your jaw is 3km wide”

  • @leavant75
    @leavant75 Рік тому +1

    The kamikaze bit is so fucking good.

  • @thelordmatthewrenshaw4803
    @thelordmatthewrenshaw4803 5 років тому +46

    never heard of lemon party, at our school it’s always blue waffles or sexy midgets

  • @Alexander-xr8tr
    @Alexander-xr8tr 5 років тому +1

    that 3:17 "aw boys I'm in" teleported me back to all boy school highschool

  • @Duppavich
    @Duppavich 5 років тому +5

    Love your videos, you capture Aussie comedy perfectly lol obviously very intelligent also. Thanks

  • @spoofy8867
    @spoofy8867 3 роки тому

    3:30 a ‘blink and you miss’ moment there
    I didn’t miss it, jordies. I got that 😂

  • @Glitchirina
    @Glitchirina 5 років тому +9

    When being accused: "I didn't do anyfink miss/sir!!!"
    When being sent out of the classroom: "Ahwr come on miss/sir !!"

  • @Barranomaly
    @Barranomaly 5 років тому +2

    There was no lemon party homepage shenanigans at my school but i remember during a japanese class these muppets decided to go on meatspin for some reason (can't remember why exactly it was 8 years ago) and when some one tells the teacher they both start blaming each other and denying everything.
    Tub Girl was the one that scarred me the most i reckon

  • @Redd_Nebula
    @Redd_Nebula 5 років тому +3

    a mate and I used to put shit up on the projector, and since we were the "good kids" (how we had the reputation I will never know) we only got busted for doing it near the end of the year when someone ratted us out. For those wondering about half of the year the whole class except our teacher knew it was us lol

  • @thomaslock4744
    @thomaslock4744 5 років тому +1

    Some of your best work!

  • @alisonpurgatory85
    @alisonpurgatory85 5 років тому +3

    Spot on breakdown but I was here for any variation of ‘what a head’

  • @mightypaddy8792
    @mightypaddy8792 3 роки тому +1

    Every now and again I go through this guys gold videos and video series it’s the best thing ever

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 5 років тому +37

    Just repeating over and over again "I know you are, but what am I" to whatever they call you.

    • @spazmagoog
      @spazmagoog 5 років тому +14

      Until they say something good and you switch to "yeah I know." It's an unbeatable strategy.

  • @daniel-san836
    @daniel-san836 4 роки тому +2

    Its so refreshing to hear others who've had the exact same experience at school. I spent the almost the whole time this was going down just drawing. Just seen you're coming to my home town on the 22nd of August, see you there. I hope since its 18+ that there will be nudity

  • @Yee-eq1lv
    @Yee-eq1lv 5 років тому +10

    what about the kid who would just say "i know you are, but what am i?"

  • @ElliottSargent
    @ElliottSargent Рік тому

    I watch this video at least three times a week, I’m not sure why but I’m drawn to it.

  • @Jamasen
    @Jamasen 5 років тому +14

    I remember one of my m8's asking for 50 cents for an icy pole, so i pegged the coin at him from 20 meters away.
    He got a massive bruise on his hip.

  • @cosmicdib4823
    @cosmicdib4823 Рік тому +1

    This is too real.
    We watched Avatar in year 8.
    Kids in my year 10 Christian Ed class were all like that. All "iF gOd eXiStS tHeN wHy dO bAd tHiNgS hApPen- IT'S OF OUR OWN VOLITION.
    I HOPE I'M USING THAT WORD RIGHT

  • @NotTheRock123
    @NotTheRock123 5 років тому +6

    I got my religion teacher in year 7 to put happy tree friends on the projector, that took a lot of arguing to get that to play.

  • @thomasbacon3997
    @thomasbacon3997 5 років тому

    6:00 LMAO im in tears, the whole premise of lemon party. followed by what took place in every school as soon as it was discovered hahahahahah

  • @Jorthax
    @Jorthax 5 років тому +9

    Ah, the joys of bringing up shitcity.com on the kid who just left the room's PC.
    Hands down, the best schoolyard insult was 'CUSTARD AAAAAAAAARM!!!'.

    • @revivedfears
      @revivedfears 5 років тому

      What does custard arm mean?

    • @Jorthax
      @Jorthax 5 років тому +2

      @@revivedfears
      Means you can't throw for shit. Like your arm was made of custard.

    • @revivedfears
      @revivedfears 5 років тому

      @@Jorthax lmao! Love it!

    • @bananagod11
      @bananagod11 5 років тому

      @@Jorthax butter fingers was mine, when kids couldn't catch

  • @tsopmocful1958
    @tsopmocful1958 5 років тому +2

    "Peter Stacker did it!"
    "Who cares?" is also a killer high school argument when applied artfully in the right situation.

  • @clowwwwwwwn
    @clowwwwwwwn 5 років тому +4

    Man I named my goat after yilmaz and she's gone missing. The only thing that could make me feel better is an actual Yilmaz video.

  • @drifter402
    @drifter402 4 роки тому +2

    Watching these makes me realise that school kid humor is the funniest thing on the planet

  • @elsamo311
    @elsamo311 5 років тому +4

    0:19 Is that guy on the left Jordan?

  • @corvisian4267
    @corvisian4267 3 роки тому +2

    Jordie could walk into a high school wearing a uniform and no-one would question his presence.

  • @MrMallard19
    @MrMallard19 5 років тому +12

    I didn't put lemon party as anyone's wallpaper, but I did put up the gnarliest roadkill pictures I could find with the school's safesearch options on.

  • @JayC-bh6mo
    @JayC-bh6mo 5 років тому +1

    Fun fact about the apple, once on the bus home, a mate of mine pegged an apple at the back of the head of the drop kick on our bus. It smacked him in the back. Very hard

  • @robj4078
    @robj4078 5 років тому +8

    “So what you’re saying is..” woman from that Jordan Peterson interview was a 10/10 reference.

  • @conradblack2504
    @conradblack2504 5 років тому +2

    Underpinning many of these 'arguments' is the assumption that things should be fair. Which, as a teacher, always makes me laugh.

  • @emaann26
    @emaann26 5 років тому +23

    Jordan were you a Marist Man

  • @imthatchris
    @imthatchris Рік тому +1

    Laughing at this nearly killed me, so funny

  • @randymarshprofessionalfarm5818
    @randymarshprofessionalfarm5818 5 років тому +3

    and with putting lemon party on board a bloke in my year lever put explicit videos on the school snapchat

  • @verminman2007
    @verminman2007 5 років тому +2

    We had an insane maths teacher of vague European origins in high school and it got to a point where my friend would religiously open his draw before he walked in and throw all the chalk out the window. Like the vice principal having to come in and control the class was a weekly occurrence.
    Poor guy.
    This was because all the ghetto kids were put into the lowest level class together I'm sure the other class was like a monastery in comparison.

  • @ItchiusScrotus
    @ItchiusScrotus 5 років тому +18

    China invasion argument is flawless!

    • @dougodyssey50
      @dougodyssey50 5 років тому

      What's to stop them?

    • @ItchiusScrotus
      @ItchiusScrotus 5 років тому +1

      @@dougodyssey50 mostly the terrain and america protecting their interests here

    • @ryanv2324
      @ryanv2324 5 років тому +2

      @@dougodyssey50 MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION

  • @3illzzz
    @3illzzz 5 років тому

    That was honestly my childhood, I watch all your videos and rate this so highly! Loved the apple core one, was so true!

  • @Arsopu
    @Arsopu 5 років тому +3

    You're not my Dad!

  • @DwarfDragonwulf
    @DwarfDragonwulf 6 місяців тому

    My class told one teacher he needed a note for being late, and we spent the whole class arguing about this... "We have to have a note for being late, so you do too"

  • @lfricmunuc4534
    @lfricmunuc4534 5 років тому +3

    What is your opinion of Tom Gleeson winning the logies? Does it mean, that it is definitively dead now?

    • @HareKrishnaPerth
      @HareKrishnaPerth 5 років тому +1

      No , at best it was watchable for a very brief moment out of it's entire history.
      Who the fuck cares about the logies ?

  • @koi6658
    @koi6658 5 років тому +1

    Fuck, whats the video where Jordan paints his face green to act as a croc for 1.2 seconds of film? No reason why I need it.

  • @yellowfamilyfunny3065
    @yellowfamilyfunny3065 5 років тому +5

    When i was 12 we were learning aboriginal studies and misunderstanding the stolen generation i said that some of it was probably for the better as they were "taking them to society" Anyway my agro bald teacher yelled at me in front of the entire class lmao

  • @jklunk7887
    @jklunk7887 5 років тому +1

    i have had numerous people in school call me "Tony Abbots son" as an insult

  • @Bigecca
    @Bigecca 5 років тому +3

    Come to Darwin ya Gronk! Least we voted Labor

  • @TheAlexDivision
    @TheAlexDivision Рік тому +1

    The colonization bit was funny

  • @AshtonJ
    @AshtonJ 5 років тому +3

    Greatest school political power to have...
    ......"shotguns"

    • @w90213kjfdjn
      @w90213kjfdjn 5 років тому

      lol guys because school shootings haha get it

    • @AshtonJ
      @AshtonJ 5 років тому

      vjarrisuk
      Obviously you didn’t goto Australian Primary school, you dense fuck.
      ...you didn’t get the joke(I’m telling you because I now fear you don’t really understand anything in life)... good luck. However I hope you fail.

  • @The_ZeroLine
    @The_ZeroLine Рік тому +1

    _Possession is 9/10ths of The Law!_
    lmao