Pizza Pop! NES no death 60fps

Gameplay starts at 00:38. Best viewed in 60 fps. Translation is by pacnsacdave.

[@AlienOvan]

Customer: "Why is there cat hair all over my pizza?!"
"You live on a street where rabid cats, dogs and dancing ladies run rampant, that'll be $20!"

[@MrPwner911]

It's pizza time

[@Invidente7]

*Uses pizza as a blunt instrument
Client "Why is my pizza all messed up?"
Also the ending, well ... What a twist!