one second has passed... two seconds have passed... three seconds have passed... five seconds have passed... six seconds have passed... seven seconds have passed...
It's kinda funny seeing Chalmers' Aurora Borealis rant go completely unchanged just after having almost everything else be interrupted with a bunch of surreal noises and visuals lol
This is basically that creepypasta Surkee animated about a guy who tried an experimental drug and his mind got so fast he spend millions of years just in a single blink.
That’s not even necessarily a copy pasta, when you do high doses of DMT it can actually feel like hundreds of years pass within a few minutes (I speak from experience)
00:27 "But what if *long pause* I were to purchase fastfOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd and disguise it as my own cooking?" *Angelic Choir* HoooooooooooooooooooooO HO HOOOOOOoooooooooooooh! *sic* ...... Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
This feels like an adult swim bump they would play after a TV show had gone to an ad late at night for their pot block hour or a TV show that would play at 1 or 2 am around that time
1:14-1:17 sounds like if you were going to get killed by a genocidal flower that turned into a deity capable of mass genocide after absorbing 6 children
What the heck are the images that appear during the time freezes? I see some clouds but I can't tell what's in the bottom left quadrant of that picture. And toward the end I see a suit but I don't know who's wearing it.
11:10 “Localized entirely within your kitchen?”
“Superintendent casted Divine Judgement!”
The miitopia rightious anger
This HAS to be a reaction macro
@@Braxton999Adams how?
2:01 I never noticed the Steamed Hams fireman appears twice in Steamed Hams.
omg you're right! this should be the top comment, what a discovery for the steamed hams community.
What? 😮
"Why isssssssssss there smoke coming from your oven, Seymour?"
**PTSD Flashback**
"It's steam!"
Like how they used to smoke out the Vietcong by setting fire to their huts
“Oh! That isn’t smoooooooooke, it’s steam. Steam frooooooooom the steamed clams we’re having.”
"How many seconds can you move within the stopped time, Seymour?"
I can't have an unforgettable luncheon without getting closer
Is this a jojo reference
"SUCHIMU HAMU DA!!!"
one second has passed... two seconds have passed... three seconds have passed... five seconds have passed... six seconds have passed... seven seconds have passed...
STEAMAHAMADA!!!!
Every Ham at the End of Steam
"Did everyone in Springfield just explode into beer?"
Perfect.
Steamed Hams... Steamed Hams... My love for you brings only Steamed Hams...
Your food was such a sacred thing to me...
I can't believe it's just a burning roast...
11:06 The single frame squint combined with the cacophonous drums of hell is so fucking funny.
Me looking at my reflection after losing a game of Rock, Papers, Scissors against it:
2:12
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE!!!
Superintennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
@@LarryLoud500 why issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
*opens eyes* SEE MORE
@@miimiiandcooh, that isn’t smoooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhke
@@LarryLoud500it’s steammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's kinda funny seeing Chalmers' Aurora Borealis rant go completely unchanged just after having almost everything else be interrupted with a bunch of surreal noises and visuals lol
This is basically that creepypasta Surkee animated about a guy who tried an experimental drug and his mind got so fast he spend millions of years just in a single blink.
Yea I was reminded about that
*slow
@youramazingvulptexwife4180 no, his mind got faster, so he perceived time as going slower
When the Mentavonox hits 😂😂😂
That’s not even necessarily a copy pasta, when you do high doses of DMT it can actually feel like hundreds of years pass within a few minutes (I speak from experience)
"I should really be going to bed right now, but I'll just watch this one silly steamed hams edit first. What could go wrong?"
3 million years at Seymore Skinner's house.
"3 million wears in the joint made you a Steamed Hams!" - John Yakuza (Skinner)
i never realized how often they blinked... it really does makw the animation look better
2:40 Bro really said "🫖🌬🫖🌬🫖🫖🌬🌬🫖🫖🌬"
4:18
Steamed Hams but every time they touch I get this feeling and every time they kiss I swear I can fly
i'm 2 minutes in. gentlemen, you must stop blinking so often, I will not survive another 13 minutes of this!
[UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEON]
00:27 "But what if *long pause* I were to purchase fastfOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd and disguise it as my own cooking?" *Angelic Choir* HoooooooooooooooooooooO HO HOOOOOOoooooooooooooh! *sic* ...... Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
*horror sting*
Eh-
2:57 no that isn’t smoke, it’s an echoing abyss! an echoing abyss from the time freezing!
Mmm! Frozen time!
It sounds like Seymour’s mother is yelling “HELL!” instead of “HELP!” at the end which is a pretty apt description of this video!
This is mildly unsettling
Mildly?
Everyone's talking about how creepy it is, but a considerable amount of the time, it just looks like they're getting some absolutely devious head.
This video is roughly 5.5x steamed hams long, 4.5 steamed hams of which is them blinking. That's 81% of the video spent in blink time.
god, bits of this would work shockingly well as ambience for a horror game; it's absolutely hilarious
They're getting poisoned by the roast fumes x3
The time stops got so creepy towards the end? It’s like someone is starting at me through them
they are
This feels like an adult swim bump they would play after a TV show had gone to an ad late at night for their pot block hour or a TV show that would play at 1 or 2 am around that time
really goes to show the effort that was put into animating mundane details to help it feel more lively
Loved you using aurora borealis effects when it was mentioned. Some good laughs.
"How many seconds in eternity, Seymour?"
11:21 "Thats it?"
*Seymour thinks and thinks until he can't think no more*
This started funny and ended a nightmare
15:35 Nightmare creature spotted
"You cannot grasp the true form of the superintendent's attack!"
1:27 “WE NEED YOUR SKIN”
_cacophony from the depths of hell_
The ambience while blinking is oddly terrifying.
0:53 it's at this moment he knew he was in a form of trouble
It’s starting to look like a psionic mind duel
This feels like standing up after sitting down for a while and your vision goes all dark for a moment, except it's happening ALL THE TIME.
“A-æąâăaā-h.”
11:56 don't let the voices wiwn, Seymour.
10:55-11:55 best part
I can literally hear the judgement
"May i see it?"
"⛈️(☉_☉)...(ー_ー)...(ಠ_ಠಿ)...⛈️"
We crossed over from humor to horror 💀
why is this so FUNNY??? i cannot breathe! XD
Skinner blinks an awful lot...
3:45 "óóóóóóóóóóôôôôôôôôôôô watering èèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèëëëëëëëë burgers"
Someone discovered Paulstretch lol
it's a lot less spooky when you call it by that goofy ass name lol
“Stage 6 is without description.”
3:19 bees
This pretty much goes to show that we will never run out of ways to steam a good ham (i.e. this meme is basically immortal, and I love it)
Really great sound editing. Masterclass
3:21
Surprised I've never seen anybody use that frame to make Skinner salute something lol
14:30 onwards is nightmare fuel.
how many different steamed hams modifications can there be before it just becomes too oddly specific and random
were well past that point
@@paulamarina04And therefore, both the simple old steamed hams videos and the specific new ones complement each other
Sounds like the ambiance for eternity underwater
The ether screams
All this is starting to make me blink reflexively
Those burgers are getting cold
0:55 this has to be the scariest part
9:34
@@MrHawkS that one moment when William afton gets burned
12:45 hell sirens
I feel like this time screwery every time you blink scenario could be used in a film students short film
Steamed Hams but Chalmer blinking slows down time and Skinner blinking speeds it up
4:19 he starts to remind me of the Minecraft Creeper sound for a moment
Everytime they blink they have Vietnam flashback
Quoth: “I’LL KILL THAT TIME WIZARD!”
7:46 - "Fooor Steamed Ham[WIND TUNNEL ASMR]"
The long pause before him just saying no.....
2:07 I like how oddly heavenly the instrumental sounds during the time freeze here.
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyymoooooooooooooooooooo-
This is making me blink a lot
This video makes me progressively more and more lobotomized
1:39 ok you caught the one to the left, excellent video
The call for help is haunting 😟
I can confidently say that I did not blink one while watching this video! :)
I present to you, what Indie horror looks like to me:
1:14-1:17 sounds like if you were going to get killed by a genocidal flower that turned into a deity capable of mass genocide after absorbing 6 children
One of these sounds can easily be an uncanny phase
2:49 WHY IS HE SO SAD LMAO
Skinner and Chalmer sound like whales
2:12 the power behind that SSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEYMOURRRRRR
"Oh ye gods! The time flow is ruined!"
What the heck are the images that appear during the time freezes? I see some clouds but I can't tell what's in the bottom left quadrant of that picture. And toward the end I see a suit but I don't know who's wearing it.
I believe it to be the son of man picture, you can somewhat see the apple.
9:54
He's remembering the Incident
yay firetruck
I see these hams are among the cultured ones :D
*Z A W A R U D O*
the man in the fog approaches thrice
So THAT'S what it's like to be a Weeping Angel! :D
It’s a terrifying existence
"Skinner burgers!" 7:31
"Ţ̷̛͈͇̪̙̱͕̗̺̓̂͐́̾͐͛̈́͛̒̕ͅh̶̠̦̺͖̬͕̒̃̓́̍̊e̵̲͚̟̼̹̳̣̜̦͕͇̱̎ ̸̗̪̤͉͓͉͖̽͛͆̓̐̚W̷̙͉̫͎̱͍͎̟͗̈́̀í̷̩̟́͛̾̕͜n̸͉͓̖̩͌̋̇̉̀ḍ̵̥̻͕̝̫̲̻̳̿̋͆̀̆ͅ ̸̧̠̮̘͖̻͕̫̜̀͂͗̊̑͠o̸̱͚̐̌͒͐̉̓͐̇͂f̸͇̞̜̬͗̐͒̉͝͝ͅ ̷̘͋̈́̄a̷̯͚̟̱̯̟̝̗͔͙͔̜͈̿̆̆͜͠ ̶̛̥̺͉͕͕̖̠͉̩̯͓̮͖̗̌͂̈́̅̉̾̆͑̀́̾̔̓͝ͅT̶̡̤̫͉̳̹̄̈́͘͠h̷̛͓̄̀͑̈́͋̌͛͛̀͝ó̸͇͓͎̪̺͉̝̂͆̀̎̾ͅu̴̧̜̲̻̗̬͓̥̦̙̜̹̘͓͂͒̑̈́͑̓̄̈́͌͂͜͝s̸̡̢̢͈̙̯͖͍̘̿͜ͅa̴̡͖̗̤̍̄̀n̴̡̧͖̭̮̝͉͎̯̰͔̗̼̅̾͜d̵̛͖̙̠͚̼̗̮̳̮̳̞̳͒͛̔̏̒͋͘̚̚̕͠ ̷̼̝͙̜̍̾̾͗̈́̈́͋̑̒̓͂̊̏̆͝G̵̦͖͓̙̱̞̯̜̱͈̳̝̦̅͌̑̑o̴̥̥̱͓̽͋d̶̞̈͛̑͠ś̶̗̭̊̿̃̀̂̈̂̌̈́̓̌͑̕
This was absolutely horrifying, especially near the end, great job 👏👏👏
man i love dark ambient
Absurd. Original. Detailed. Meme. 100%.
Co ngrats, you made me hyper aware of my own blinking. Too high for this I got bail on this vid for now, I shall return someday
Analog horror be like, kinda but I like this video
The idea is kinda unique
3:48
Watering æ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅæ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅæ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅæ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅæ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅæ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅæ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅæ̴̧͍̮̖̱̙͈̗̳̂̄̉̒͋̇͜͠ͅæ̶̗̩͍̝̹̪̬͓͖͗̀͆̅̀̽̑̃͊̒͑̇̕͝͠æ̶͖̫̰̪̮͊͛̀̊̇̃̏̓̒͊æ̵̧͚̻̫̠͈̜͇̭͖̌̒̔̎̽̌́̒̇æ̶̡̹̹̘̠͚͚̜̩͉̞̭̐̈̇̐̀̒̑̓͝͝æ̷̨̦̠̦͇̑̒̆̽̈́̾̔̈́̑͑͘͝æ̴̮̮͋͌̿̇̐̆̉̚͝æ̵̩̣̘̭͖̮̃æ̴̢̛̰͉͈̳͇̤̹͍̜̲͍̐̆̿͒͑͛́͋̍̓͆̾͐͊̅͝æ̷̢͚̆͌̍́́̾̉̒̓̓͛̑æ̵̡̨̨̯͙̜̝͔̤̬̼̺̑̈́͐̾̒̀ͅ
i genuinely might sample this for a song someday it has some really interesting noises in it
I feel like Blink 182 was trying to warn us of this.
10:55 funniest part omg
now what about "Steamed Hams but every time they blink time jumps forwards to the next blink with the King Crimpson effect"
Steamed Hams but the demonic screams of Hell are taking over
Okay but I would LOVE to hear a paulstretched version of the Skinner and the Superintendent jingle.
Some of these clips would make perfect horror ambience