6 Virgins vs 1 Fake

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  • @cringekiddo
    @cringekiddo Рік тому +2630

    “if you put your focus and energy into just accomplishing goals, the rest will come. *you will come.“* -Peanut, 2023

    • @tab8803
      @tab8803 Рік тому

      "It is like having sex with a woman and cumming. it's better than having sex with women and cumming. I am cumming all the time. I am in heaven"

    • @Lil_Slimetx
      @Lil_Slimetx Рік тому +119

      Made me tear up.

    • @11lines914
      @11lines914 Рік тому +2

      “You will cum”-Peanut, 2023

    • @bigiron4387
      @bigiron4387 Рік тому +41

      Bravo Peanut

    • @lordvader6172
      @lordvader6172 Рік тому +17

      Real

  • @Thebooooy
    @Thebooooy Рік тому +964

    That ending was like the twist we all saw coming but never thought would actually happen

    • @Voltricity435
      @Voltricity435 Рік тому +28

      i didn't think it was him because i saw him in a cut video with his ex gf and they had dated for 9 months and hadn't even kissed, let alone had sex

  • @Arbby2003
    @Arbby2003 Рік тому +641

    Zaid is the prime example of 'fulfill your goals and the rest will come and losing V card isn't the main part of your life'

    • @xiRePeNTx
      @xiRePeNTx Рік тому +40

      Chadest dude in the group, amazing mindset fr

    • @BOFRDASLEEPER
      @BOFRDASLEEPER Рік тому +3

      ​@@xiRePeNTxThe chad is strong on this one

    • @JustSomeBakery
      @JustSomeBakery Рік тому +5

      As someone named Zaid these comments are insanely fun to read

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 Рік тому

      na

    • @jhendo17
      @jhendo17 11 місяців тому

      but you’re still a loser if you’re a virgin past 21

  • @stephanrichardson1003
    @stephanrichardson1003 Рік тому +982

    Zaid is the Gigachad of the group

    • @iank6897
      @iank6897 Рік тому +115

      Him and the long-hair guy, both seem like men you could actually respect

    • @cole4987
      @cole4987 Рік тому +50

      He definitely has his priorities straight

    • @mouse6595
      @mouse6595 Рік тому +65

      Anyone notice how Zaid had his hands together like top g?

    • @Skipper-rn2ji
      @Skipper-rn2ji Рік тому +22

      @@mouse6595 yo was just about to comment that, hes amplifying his transmuted energy. based

    • @mouse6595
      @mouse6595 Рік тому +7

      Fr based, I checked to see if anyone noticed lol

  • @Jesse_Pinkman99
    @Jesse_Pinkman99 Рік тому +932

    Hey orange peanut, you might not see this but I’ve been watching you for a bit and watched most of your videos but I wanted to say that what you have done with this channel has been such a huge help in lifting my spirits up recently. I’ve been going through a rough patch with my parents and your videos cheer me up. If you see this, thank you so much. You might not know it but your content means a lot to people and keep up the good work.

    • @orangepeanut
      @orangepeanut  Рік тому +528

      REAL

    • @isaowater
      @isaowater Рік тому +30

      hi walter white

    • @RiotnRespect
      @RiotnRespect Рік тому +35

      @@exalt1a Find your own motivation within yourself. Relying on others all the time doesn’t work in the long run if you don’t make a change for yourself. You got it!

    • @igor_ostrovski
      @igor_ostrovski Рік тому +10

      @@exalt1a bruh his email is for business inquiries why would you send him your goofy emails

    • @exalt1a
      @exalt1a Рік тому

      @@RiotnRespect thank you but i sent him an offer to work with him and i would really love to close a deal with him. you assumed wrong.

  • @igor_ostrovski
    @igor_ostrovski Рік тому +460

    The guy in glasses is the most perfect representation of the nerd emoji

    • @killerbean3122
      @killerbean3122 Рік тому +5

      hes not a nerd, but a geek

    • @igor_ostrovski
      @igor_ostrovski Рік тому +15

      @@killerbean3122 another world for nerd

    • @a.a.a.i9140
      @a.a.a.i9140 Рік тому

      @@igor_ostrovski you can't deny that he looks like a geek

    • @igor_ostrovski
      @igor_ostrovski Рік тому +3

      @@a.a.a.i9140 yeah so a nerd

  • @TheBranchan
    @TheBranchan Рік тому +302

    I wanna be friends with the blonde Christian dude he seems like he'd bring mad positive energy

    • @evgenivasileuski559
      @evgenivasileuski559 Рік тому +20

      Me too. I actually know this kinda double-edged sword, because I often heard from girls "@anonname, you are a really great friend, and I don't want to lose this", or "you are like a brother to me" and sometimes it was okay for me, sometimes, not. This works with dudes too (no homo) so this extreme amiability actually locks our ways to lose V card.

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 10 місяців тому +2

      He reminds me of a lot of Christian guys I know. Pretty chill.

    • @IllegalRage480
      @IllegalRage480 6 місяців тому +1

      Bro looked like Thor

  • @LilWillieBeatz
    @LilWillieBeatz Рік тому +212

    the fact that Peanut actually had an idea of who wasnt the virgin is hilarious. Peanut is on a different plane of existence

    • @A_guys
      @A_guys Рік тому +1

      😂 underrated comment 😂

  • @doow11
    @doow11 Рік тому +85

    I'm happy they brought in people who were virgins because of their religion to show it is a legitimate option today and there is nothing wrong with it. God Bless.

  • @2015BLOXXER
    @2015BLOXXER Рік тому +85

    I love how he starts the video with a tennis ball

  • @JustiBuns
    @JustiBuns Рік тому +46

    “I smell sexual activities in that box”💀

  • @reagan7406
    @reagan7406 Рік тому +269

    Nope you arent a bad person

    • @sandmanlopez9920
      @sandmanlopez9920 Рік тому +1

      Ohhh thank goodness 😰

    • @BertDaMonkey
      @BertDaMonkey Рік тому +30

      I’ve made it a challenge that each time I see someone playing tennis I steal a ball from them currently have 59 balls
      Update I have 96 now

    • @cringekiddo
      @cringekiddo Рік тому +2

      @@BertDaMonkey damn bro, do they hurt? I only have 2 balls and even they get annoying. I couldn’t imagine having 59.

    • @flash5791
      @flash5791 Рік тому

      @@mufoitzzz8798 *it will be fine!* 🤔😄

    • @markysharky9879
      @markysharky9879 Рік тому +17

      @@BertDaMonkeykeep up rookie, I’m at 947

  • @aneskymoe2415
    @aneskymoe2415 Рік тому +67

    Peanut knew it from the start. Gigachad energy

  • @fishygillian4739
    @fishygillian4739 Рік тому +21

    The one guy who Peanut was like, “what character does he sound like?” I think he sounds like either a.) Bob’s oldest kid in Bob’s Burgers or b.) the brother from Mitchell’s vs. the Machines

  • @MegaSheen15
    @MegaSheen15 Рік тому +217

    How do we know Peanut lost his v-card to a girl….

    • @sandmanlopez9920
      @sandmanlopez9920 Рік тому +147

      Well the source is simple: Trust me bro

    • @azjay1007
      @azjay1007 Рік тому +10

      It is known

    • @Lmao12348
      @Lmao12348 Рік тому +6

      Peanut lost his v card to your mom

    • @igor_ostrovski
      @igor_ostrovski Рік тому +15

      Because peanut is a gigachad

    • @b33re40
      @b33re40 Рік тому +32

      I can confirm it. Source: I was the guy, in this particular scenario.

  • @EchoConundrum
    @EchoConundrum Рік тому +11

    12:27 you can tell that it was the nerd emoji from the fake “what” impression that he made

  • @Arbby2003
    @Arbby2003 Рік тому +54

    8:34 this needs to be made as a meme

  • @hmmmpotato
    @hmmmpotato Рік тому +54

    yo peanut, during the pandemics i got fat and was just, well, going like it was nothing
    but thanks to you i decided to be a better me and got back to the gym
    and...ta da i lost almost 60 pounds so thank you man keep the work and originality

  • @jonathanh.2483
    @jonathanh.2483 Рік тому +72

    Zaid is perhaps the most based individual I’ve ever seen on Jubilee

  • @user-bn4qw1dt2q
    @user-bn4qw1dt2q Рік тому +22

    This is such a big plot twist to the chad and virgin meme

    • @DrWNoLs
      @DrWNoLs Рік тому +8

      Tbh not really, because the Chad is still a Chad. It was kinda like a Chad vs coomer situation.

    • @miguelorozco4445
      @miguelorozco4445 Рік тому +3

      @@DrWNoLs nope

    • @DrWNoLs
      @DrWNoLs Рік тому +1

      @@miguelorozco4445 He just made 10,000 dollars in the time it took you to write this comment.

    • @GokuSolosAnime
      @GokuSolosAnime Рік тому +8

      @@DrWNoLs NA THE MEATRIDING IS CRAZY 💀

    • @holybanana8182
      @holybanana8182 Рік тому +1

      @@DrWNoLs The dickriding is wild with this one

  • @Cosmefulanito2812
    @Cosmefulanito2812 Рік тому +12

    The worst part about nerd emoji is that he wasn't acting annoying to pretend, he actually is like that and I think he has other programs or stuff.

  • @RandomViewer108
    @RandomViewer108 Рік тому +2

    the thumbs out of the pocket showed confidence in the Nerd Guy so that hinted a little

  • @void6670
    @void6670 Рік тому +7

    0:32 peanut is becoming a real UA-camr now he used the zoom thing

  • @FC8080
    @FC8080 Рік тому +51

    Using pattern recognition, you can suggest that the nerdy guy is homo/bi just by his voice and the way that he talks. Those types of people are typically deviant. So from the beginning, there was a very high chance that he wasn't a virgin. As more people kept talking, those chances skyrocketed.
    I find it quite disappointing that those men weren't able to figure it out.

    • @MoradMorad-uk5st
      @MoradMorad-uk5st Рік тому +11

      At the beginning I thought either him or the asian guy since they both gave me a fruity vibe but it turned out that the nerdy dude who's not a virgin, i mean after all you do have a point, all the alphabet cult members live the same sinful lifestyle so it's not a surprise for me.

  • @HerculesCoronaBorealis
    @HerculesCoronaBorealis 11 місяців тому +1

    This is absolutely hilarious. Tears of laughter over here. Thank you for breaking down this crazy in a fun way. Your videos are insightful and genuine. There is a reason over 700,000 folks chime in. Should be more.

  • @ReformedRedpill
    @ReformedRedpill Рік тому +2

    Sometimes its hard to figure out the denomination of a church in America, especially if they're non-denominational. For example, I moved back in with my parents in 2020. I became a Presbyterian in the Army. My parents have been non-denominational my entire life, but I wanted to stick with my family and the community I grew up in, plus there were no good Presbyterian churches nearby. So, before becoming a member I studied the doctrinal statement of my church and found it in line with the 1689 London Baptist Confession of Faith which is close enough to the Westminster standards, especially since I don't have a family so I'm not worried about baptizing babies right now.

  • @nyx246
    @nyx246 Рік тому +19

    no joke i have like a whole carton of tennis balls i've flicked from school for no apparent reason lmao, i just like throwing them at walls randomly though
    ps: loved the 10 seconds of basedness at the end

  • @Animanatee
    @Animanatee Рік тому +3

    I watched your videos a long time ago, and seeing you now all buff and shit. damn man, Its like im a proud parent watching my kid go to college.

  • @Grimmy222YT
    @Grimmy222YT Рік тому +6

    13:09 well about that, according to nature yeah it is the main point of life. To reproduce and preserve the species

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 Рік тому +2

    Saw this episode and wasnt surprised either. This guy was the most confident on the show and it showed.

  • @damien7151
    @damien7151 Рік тому +9

    Peanut is too good at these 😩

  • @Lavasquid7800
    @Lavasquid7800 3 місяці тому +1

    “Not the main point of life” what u mean bro that’s literally how it’s created🤨

  • @FrankHorigan
    @FrankHorigan Рік тому +3

    0:03 wow I think thats the first time I’ve ever heard anyone say they stole a tennis ball.

  • @notproductiveproductions3504
    @notproductiveproductions3504 Рік тому +2

    Irving sounds like he’s gonna call Bueller’s name multiple times

  • @christianlamb3911
    @christianlamb3911 Рік тому +7

    The Orange Peanut Biopic will be insane

  • @Logan_G3
    @Logan_G3 Рік тому +3

    "The rest will come, you will come!" -Peanut, 2023

  • @epaminon6196
    @epaminon6196 Рік тому +5

    *Orangepeanut:*
    *male virgin hunter*

  • @omarportales7716
    @omarportales7716 Рік тому

    “if you put your focus and energy into just accomplishing goals, the rest will come. you will come.“

  • @angelofdarkness243
    @angelofdarkness243 Рік тому +1

    The second guy looks like chad thunderock.

  • @Decreet
    @Decreet Рік тому +5

    I love your vids orangepeanut, but about the Chrsitian part. Most denominations teach basic Chrstian Doctrine of sex is only meant for Pro-Creative reprodcution with in marriage. That is the biblical answer, but sadly today's standard for the Christian to be expected to remain a virgin until marriage has dropped. Biblical Chrstians that hold fast to God's Word will be strong enough to resist that temptation, others will just go along with what the sinful world tells them about how sex is okay, even in your teens; just as along as a baby isn't produced out of it, even that can be taken care of now through abortion. Sad to see how perverted our world is today.

    • @bobdobalina779
      @bobdobalina779 Рік тому +1

      Obviously the Bible condemns sexual relations outside of marriage, that's well established and understood even among people who don't read it. However, it's not just for procreation, it's also for pleasure. 1 Corinthians 7:3 acknowledges this, among other scriptures referencing similar desires. That whole Mormon hardline view of sex only for creating children is a falsification of Biblical teaching.

    • @Decreet
      @Decreet Рік тому +4

      @@bobdobalina779 I agree with what 1 Corinthians 7:3 says of course, and how as married Christians you should provide your spouse with their needs, which includes sexual desires. But the main purpose of sexual intercourse is to have children, that is the sole purpose of why God institutes this and allows it within marriage. Along with that main purpose of having children, also their is pleasure involved which is not wrong to experience that of course, it is natural. But it is dangerous to get in that territory of saying sex is just for pleasure, even with within a marriage. Because then you can introduce the idea of condoms and birth control, that take away God’s original intended purpose for sex: Pro-creation, and that is a sinful lifestyle to live even within marriage.

    • @bobdobalina779
      @bobdobalina779 Рік тому +1

      @@Decreet Whatever you say homie, that's not how I interpret it

    • @Decreet
      @Decreet Рік тому +1

      @@bobdobalina779 Same to you, have a good one brother.

    • @gordonfreeman7187
      @gordonfreeman7187 6 місяців тому

      Forgive them for it.

  • @Tired__
    @Tired__ Рік тому +3

    9:20 The guy sounds like lumpy space princess from adventure time

  • @WestyC
    @WestyC Рік тому +2

    Give the poor man his ball back

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 Рік тому +43

    I respects Zaid's grind but when he started to boast about his car and money it was pretty cringe. His whole sigma grind seemed like a fake character that he put on

    • @mayazmahmud1740
      @mayazmahmud1740 Рік тому +1

      Its not cringe to brag about your achievements you worked hard for, but its cringe to brag about you being reach via only fans

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 10 місяців тому

      It’s cringe to brag but if he’s got it he’s got it.

  • @Itspovy
    @Itspovy Рік тому +1

    the gay guys voice that you wanted to know who he sounds like - its the alien from AD lollll

  • @NerfedOnGod
    @NerfedOnGod Рік тому +3

    9:40 I genuinely have never seen a band kid who has had sex before.

  • @Not_black_imposter
    @Not_black_imposter 6 місяців тому +3

    Wait you ain’t a virgin anymore?
    Who’s the lucky guy?

  • @IqSteve
    @IqSteve Рік тому +8

    Very normal intro

  • @santinocorbo8938
    @santinocorbo8938 Рік тому +2

    Lumpy Space Princess! He sounds like LSP from Adventure Time

  • @doormatcat
    @doormatcat Рік тому +2

    Great detective work Mr. Peanut, return to base.

  • @ayimanated
    @ayimanated Рік тому

    It's really bad to steal a tennis ball!!!! I remember saving up money for weeks to buy a tennis ball back in the days.

  • @NCRRanger16
    @NCRRanger16 Рік тому +1

    12:12 nerd emoji tires not to smile because he knows he won

  • @ILikeZebras-qx8jd
    @ILikeZebras-qx8jd 3 місяці тому

    “You will come” lives in my mind rent free😂😂😂😂

  • @FORMgmd
    @FORMgmd Рік тому

    9:20 Irving sounds like Lumpy Space Princess to me, and that might be for you as well.

  • @chewy99.
    @chewy99. Рік тому +1

    That one guy kinda sounds like lumpy space princess

  • @Wintrxz
    @Wintrxz Рік тому +9

    Orange is the one who isn’t a virgin here in the video

  • @Logan_G3
    @Logan_G3 Рік тому +1

    6:06 ZAID (aka chad) IS DOING THE ANDREW TATE FINGER SYMBOL W W W W

    • @MoradMorad-uk5st
      @MoradMorad-uk5st Рік тому

      As a muslim man i like how in the western world so many young dudes who are influenced, guided and oriented by a manly figure such as andrew tate to be the MEN they are born to be and supposed to be cause i see how horrible musculinity is treated there, meanwhile you see those alphabet cult creatures how they brainwash and corrupt the souls of innocent kids to be fa***ts like them.

  • @darcash1738
    @darcash1738 Рік тому +1

    8:11 bro could’ve said pescatarian and they wouldn’t have double guessed it 😂

  • @eladoh5855
    @eladoh5855 Рік тому +1

    "I don't include anybody up in my personal ventures"
    processed to upload it on UA-cam for the whole world to see

  • @Chflnk
    @Chflnk Рік тому +1

    That zaid guy is a machine that turns sexual urges into rage

  • @popfbat2118
    @popfbat2118 Рік тому

    I steal tennis balls all the time from my high school team. I only need one more before I can learn to juggle

  • @ebonywine
    @ebonywine Рік тому +3

    Irving reminds me of James Charles and I don't know why

    • @listless0
      @listless0 Рік тому +1

      eyebrows, the voice, he in general looks gay and I speak from experience;)

    • @MoradMorad-uk5st
      @MoradMorad-uk5st Рік тому

      @@listless0 he literally said that he doesn't have a boyfriend yet.

  • @emilymeyers6069
    @emilymeyers6069 Рік тому +2

    Orange peanut wants you to subscribe because he needs more money. GET HIM TO 1 MIL!!!

  • @gromswowguide7927
    @gromswowguide7927 Рік тому +1

    Id take looking like there's no way im a virgin, but am, than not being a virgin but look like it. Any day.

  • @Belomoh6
    @Belomoh6 Місяць тому

    Being virgin until marriage is the norm in my country, so i didn’t really know that some people get embarrassed for being a virgin in the US or other countries until i was like 15 or smth

  • @diegodelbustocollina7714
    @diegodelbustocollina7714 Рік тому +1

    "Orangepeanut's mom watching this"

  • @YoutubeIsVerySlow
    @YoutubeIsVerySlow Рік тому +1

    The dude with weird hair looks and sounds like the alien from American dad.

  • @RobsMedia25
    @RobsMedia25 Рік тому

    Bros gonna get thrown in prison for stealing that ball. RIP King.

  • @solidhutyr1815
    @solidhutyr1815 Рік тому

    When He said "you know what else is Crazy?" I thought it was Gonna tension to An Ad.

  • @Sealdrop
    @Sealdrop Рік тому

    give the tennisball to me

  • @elapidpython4378
    @elapidpython4378 Рік тому

    god dude thats twice now you called it from the jump

  • @KFCLFC
    @KFCLFC Рік тому +2

    9:33 Alien from American dad

  • @Sercadian1
    @Sercadian1 Рік тому +2

    9:18 fozzie bear? From the muppets

  • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
    @ViltrumiteIsRite99 Рік тому

    @1:16
    From Tyrone to Steve Smith. 😂🎉 I can’t see T being a virgin, but maybe he’s religious.

  • @victor0491
    @victor0491 Рік тому +1

    The Irving guy kinda sounds like lumpy space princess

  • @Y0urAverag3J03
    @Y0urAverag3J03 Рік тому

    he sounds like that one princess in adventure world that well um... *went to the DEEP end with finn*

  • @TheWizardGamez
    @TheWizardGamez Рік тому

    Omg. When the conversation is “have you kissed”… bro I can’t anymore

  • @Chhjmmkg
    @Chhjmmkg Рік тому +1

    7 virgins including caveman.

  • @mod6746
    @mod6746 Рік тому +1

    Orange peanut is so inspiration I can feel him coming in side of me

  • @normal8708
    @normal8708 3 місяці тому

    imagine if they put a toddler in the game

  • @collapsedbark8
    @collapsedbark8 Рік тому +2

    Orangepeanut!! IDK if you'll see this but denominations are types of Christianity! So for me, I'm a baptist, meaning we don't really baptise babies, but with orthodox Christians, they follow more traditional rules like not cutting your hair, not eating pork, stuff like that
    just clearing things up for ya!

    • @collapsedbark8
      @collapsedbark8 4 місяці тому

      @orthdoxman yeah this was when I was really uneducated, I take back everything I said, I'm looking into other denominations because I read about communion and how's its a literal thing, not a symbolic thing, soooo

    • @collapsedbark8
      @collapsedbark8 4 місяці тому

      @orthdoxman Do you have a discord or something? I'm trying to learn about orthodoxy and I would like to ask you some questions please. And sorry if this repeats, my phone is weird when it comes to replying in yt

  • @skimaned4291
    @skimaned4291 Рік тому

    orange peanut does not kiss and tell, respect 100

  • @vonsquiggle8953
    @vonsquiggle8953 Рік тому +1

    another Peanut W upload

  • @kristagould
    @kristagould Рік тому

    Hey orange peanut, you should totally check out TLC. Big Ed and Liz. You gotta roast big Ed! 😂

  • @lebastion7104
    @lebastion7104 Рік тому +2

    He sounds like lumpy space princess

  • @szentasztal7517
    @szentasztal7517 Рік тому +2

    these videos are great, keep up the good work

  • @pyrastixn1187
    @pyrastixn1187 Рік тому

    ORANGE PEANUT: The Asian guy sounds like Tina from Bob's Burgers.

  • @mf_ranger864
    @mf_ranger864 Рік тому

    Genuinely was a good video as encouragement to wait

  • @atune2682
    @atune2682 Рік тому +1

    Orangepeanut can we pls get a frckn physique update????!

  • @thebekgo1624
    @thebekgo1624 Рік тому

    "DAMN!!"
    Peanut hates the nerd emoji dude 💀

  • @andynachos2045
    @andynachos2045 Рік тому

    PLEASEEEE DO 5 BRITISH PERSON VS ONE FAKE OMG ITS NEEDED.!!11!!1!1!

  • @HazelBeck
    @HazelBeck Рік тому +1

    BOBS BURGERS THATS WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE THE DUDE FROM BOBS BURGERS!!!!

  • @badskull9999
    @badskull9999 Рік тому +1

    Give it back 😭🎾

  • @Code3Indiana
    @Code3Indiana Рік тому

    That was my tennis ball.

  • @ivailovalevski
    @ivailovalevski Рік тому

    peanut you must return that tennis ball at once

  • @sussyboi5572
    @sussyboi5572 Рік тому

    Bro i remember when this guy used to be a skinny kid with like 2000 subs only broski rlly grew

  • @Natsuki_Kat
    @Natsuki_Kat Рік тому +2

    he called from the start lmao

  • @KindaOutofHere
    @KindaOutofHere Рік тому +1

    I’ve looked like a virgin my whole life and people are surprised that I have lost my virginity, I lost mine at 16

    • @-ana-9737
      @-ana-9737 Рік тому +2

      Crazy thing it's the opposite for me 😂, people think I have had lot of sex but tbh I haven't

  • @DKsHighlights
    @DKsHighlights Рік тому

    bro i already know this is gonna be a certified banger

  • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
    @ViltrumiteIsRite99 Рік тому

    @6:02
    Look how cool he is. 😂 I’m fucking dying over here

  • @hprymc4282
    @hprymc4282 Рік тому

    As a tennis player, we don’t give a shit, if you have a dog we will just give you one if you ask lol