Everybody Hates Chris - The Answering Machine

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 928

  • @blackpanther6839
    @blackpanther6839 6 років тому +1719

    She said get out of here before I slap the naps out of you. I’m crying 😭 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheJayair
    @TheJayair 6 років тому +4146

    For a man who's a cheapskate suddenly buys a bouquet of flowers she should be suspicious.

    • @mcmclifton79
      @mcmclifton79 6 років тому +20

      jaafar kassim what's a bocce?

    • @noty1334
      @noty1334 6 років тому +47

      jaafar kassim bouquet

    • @TheJayair
      @TheJayair 6 років тому +8

      CD CD Thanks

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 6 років тому +2

      LMAO

    • @johonnaj3038
      @johonnaj3038 5 років тому +8

      jaafar kassim girl it’s a show , calm yo big goofy ass down.😒

  • @isaiahcaston4539
    @isaiahcaston4539 5 років тому +869

    "Clevon Barris?"
    "You sure remembered his name real quick"
    CHRIS JUST SAID IT!

  • @ericcesolitude7385
    @ericcesolitude7385 6 років тому +2432

    Tanya : you sound like a white woman
    Rochelle : gone before I slap the naps out of your hair
    Now she sound like black woman . I'm weak lol haha

  • @youwontbelieveit3077
    @youwontbelieveit3077 6 років тому +1724

    “you gotta get outta here Ashley!” 😂😂💀

    • @sawshiamcdade150
      @sawshiamcdade150 5 років тому +10

      You Wont Believe It its u better get the hell outta here

    • @ZbJeeBies
      @ZbJeeBies 5 років тому +86

      "gimmie those flowers! go, go, go, go, go!" 😂😂😂

    • @ComboMeal-ul9sk
      @ComboMeal-ul9sk 5 років тому +37

      Lmaoo crazy thing is he married to a white woman

    • @ComboMeal-ul9sk
      @ComboMeal-ul9sk 5 років тому +6

      @@ZbJeeBies lmao

    • @dangelobrown3927
      @dangelobrown3927 4 роки тому +18

      Error Report If your Bi-Racial, your Bi-Racial. You don’t just get to identify to whatever race you want. That’s like saying a White dude can identify as Black just because he wants to.

  • @AlanaGurl
    @AlanaGurl 7 років тому +3026

    Rochelle is too funny lol

  • @moonheartsky
    @moonheartsky 5 років тому +895

    “then who was that one the phone?”
    “idk, they didn’t leave a message!”
    “why not.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whatlee8671
    @whatlee8671 4 роки тому +544

    Chris Rock is a genius , this show was brilliant.

    • @Primo0897
      @Primo0897 2 роки тому +16

      This is still one of the best tv shows out. It was ahead of its time.

    • @maniestranger4329
      @maniestranger4329 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Primo0897 it's so underrated

    • @JessicaGarcia-xf9wr
      @JessicaGarcia-xf9wr Рік тому +3

      @@Primo0897 definitely ahead of it’s time. It wouldn’t be made today with all the sensitivity nowadays!

  • @theofficialVEVOformu
    @theofficialVEVOformu 8 років тому +3790

    "You sound like a white woman"
    I’m dying 😅😅😅😅
    Edit: Thanks for the likes, and also I am not racist and I am latino.

    • @patrickisome5293
      @patrickisome5293 7 років тому +46

      right

    • @schinellegibson2258
      @schinellegibson2258 7 років тому +220

      jose lopez "you better get out of here for a slap them naps out of your hair now she sounds like a black woman" 😂😂😂

    • @blessthesecoins
      @blessthesecoins 7 років тому +7

      jose lopez the

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 5 років тому +6

      0:40😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @plzcallmed9070
      @plzcallmed9070 5 років тому +42

      -Get outta here before I slap the naps out yo hair
      -Now she sounds like a black woman
      Me: 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @soldecle
    @soldecle 4 роки тому +124

    “Well, you remembered his name really quick”
    Drew don’t kill me🤣🤣😂😂

  • @uiliamoliveira6348
    @uiliamoliveira6348 4 роки тому +107

    The guy brought flowers to his wife, and ended up getting into a cross- examination. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mr.tooles9725
    @mr.tooles9725 7 років тому +2213

    I thought all black folks knew each other 😂😂

    • @courtneymichelle5746
      @courtneymichelle5746 5 років тому +102

      We don’t 😂 Since there’s only like 5 where I live (not including my family) I get excited when more move here or come around

    • @sp4cegrl27
      @sp4cegrl27 5 років тому +52

      Dwight Williams issa joke, calm down. 😂

    • @Samantha10887
      @Samantha10887 5 років тому +29

      Dwight Williams the show said it your moron ? He was repeating what Chris said ..

    • @misterkid
      @misterkid 5 років тому +3

      I laughed

    • @TheGhostOfTK
      @TheGhostOfTK 5 років тому +8

      @@Samantha10887 greg

  • @TheJellymonty
    @TheJellymonty 3 роки тому +79

    I love how everyone including the audience is so confident in saying yes when Julius says "I bought flowers for your mother because I love her. Is that too hard to believe? YES!!

  • @donavinsilvera5682
    @donavinsilvera5682 4 роки тому +80

    The way Rochelle and Julius kept putting their head back and forth behind the flowers sent me 😭🤣

  • @alanvilchiz784
    @alanvilchiz784 5 років тому +112

    " I just want to treat you the way I want to be treated if I was married to me"😂😂

  • @ZbJeeBies
    @ZbJeeBies 5 років тому +308

    *starts lavishing wife in love and affection*
    "...okay, what did you do?"

    • @hannamclendon2843
      @hannamclendon2843 4 роки тому +4

      @Glen CoCo really? Mine does. 🥰

    • @j.i.r608
      @j.i.r608 4 роки тому +3

      @@hannamclendon2843 Then yours is one in a million

    • @natureboyain24
      @natureboyain24 4 роки тому +4

      Glen CoCo ummm shut up stereotyping black men

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 Рік тому +1

      To be fair they know how cheap Juluis is

  • @Heltiic
    @Heltiic 7 років тому +329

    Man, I remember when all upcoming shows was on a TV Guide book 😁😁

  • @kaygenyse3198
    @kaygenyse3198 4 роки тому +107

    I need to go back and rewatch this show so I can see all the jokes I missed as a child 😂😂😂

    • @KingTerry1001
      @KingTerry1001 Рік тому +1

      Most of the jokes are about the 80's. If you don't experience it it will fly over your head. However, Chris Rock did do his best at explaining it.

  • @XXXmarquise
    @XXXmarquise 3 роки тому +43

    "Then who was that on the phone?"
    If they tried answering it, they would have found out 😭

  • @5chickenlickin894
    @5chickenlickin894 6 років тому +517

    "Now legal in California!"

    • @sBaby-zs5ee
      @sBaby-zs5ee 5 років тому +28

      That joke went over my head soooo many times lol

    • @heyyy7290
      @heyyy7290 4 роки тому +5

      90's Baby is the joke gay marriage?

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 роки тому +4

      My account got disabled I had that since 2013 yes. It’s joking like this is how two women married to each other would act.

    • @Dremons7
      @Dremons7 4 роки тому +4

      Yall got it wrong, the joke is that being married to yourself would be legal in California since they're so liberal and shit

  • @samerjameel7216
    @samerjameel7216 4 роки тому +53

    Juilus : i bought flower to your mother bcz i love her is that hard to believe ?
    Chris, Tonya & Drew: yeaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nutellaa_1
    @Nutellaa_1 4 роки тому +47

    This episode was way too funny😂🤣 the way Rochelle and the kids were suspicious about Julius bringing flowers 💀🤣

  • @alex-rs6ts
    @alex-rs6ts 3 роки тому +55

    "You remembered his name pretty quick"
    Maybe because Chris just said it?

  • @lorbrando7596
    @lorbrando7596 5 років тому +48

    I remember running home from school just to watch this show, one of my favorites growing up , they needa bring it back ASAP💯

  • @taranelson6246
    @taranelson6246 5 років тому +29

    “Smack the naps out your hair!”😂😂😂

  • @arriyantaylor5106
    @arriyantaylor5106 5 років тому +48

    “Opp-Rah” LMAOO

  • @betterthanyourname2391
    @betterthanyourname2391 5 років тому +283

    Its April 9 2019 an this show is still funny lol

  • @blokejr4801
    @blokejr4801 5 років тому +77

    “Now legal in California…”😂

  • @taylorhill195
    @taylorhill195 4 роки тому +21

    "Get out of here before i slap the naps out your hair" 😂

  • @gregorycampbell2164
    @gregorycampbell2164 2 роки тому +13

    This is the best sitcom of all time

  • @PuLseZombie92
    @PuLseZombie92 4 роки тому +26

    "You gotta get outta here Ashely" 😂

    • @missdoris
      @missdoris 4 роки тому +4

      Go go go! Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

    • @choloyolo8522
      @choloyolo8522 3 роки тому +7

      “And give those flower! Go!”

  • @xEndless_Gaming
    @xEndless_Gaming 5 років тому +42

    Damn, i miss this show, definitely were some good times

  • @freedwrld
    @freedwrld 4 роки тому +17

    Julius: I brought flowers for your mom cuz I love er I that so hard tah believe? "
    Everybody: *yeah*
    I'm weak I yelled 😂😂😂

  • @cristianoaragao4315
    @cristianoaragao4315 5 років тому +84

    "You sound like a white woman"
    I'm on the floor screaming out loud.

  • @rogerfvb
    @rogerfvb 4 роки тому +14

    "It means you're a girl"
    I clapped. Thank you for this.

  • @terrymack024
    @terrymack024 4 роки тому +15

    2:01 Even Julius isn't that stupid 🤣

  • @Kayla-gl9fk
    @Kayla-gl9fk 5 років тому +40

    Why is Julius under attack 😂😂😂

  • @tayeeinthacut9661
    @tayeeinthacut9661 4 роки тому +30

    “THIS IS DREW AND IM NOT HOME SOOO CALL ME BACK ON THE TELEPHONE” 😂😂💀

  • @bigtoe8364
    @bigtoe8364 6 років тому +325

    😁😁 Damn I miss this show😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Kayla-gl9fk
    @Kayla-gl9fk 5 років тому +36

    Omg that whole dinner scene.... I can’t 😂😭😭😭😭

  • @jaclyn4098
    @jaclyn4098 5 років тому +26

    A bouquet that big costs over $50 today!

  • @gataplays2776
    @gataplays2776 7 років тому +66

    those flowers are nice

  • @uniqueanartist6792
    @uniqueanartist6792 5 років тому +14

    This was my show! Such an iconic show

  • @shariemorgan1140
    @shariemorgan1140 4 роки тому +11

    Rochelle is from Queen's NY just like me...love her personality 🤗❤️

    • @Michael-gs8og
      @Michael-gs8og 4 роки тому +3

      Your personality wouldn't last with me because I don't tolerate people like that. Provoke me, and a death wish will come.

    • @shariemorgan1140
      @shariemorgan1140 4 роки тому +1

      @@Michael-gs8og I rock with you🤛

    • @kryskrys6428
      @kryskrys6428 3 роки тому +1

      @@shariemorgan1140 lool u have a nice attitude

    • @shariemorgan1140
      @shariemorgan1140 3 роки тому

      @@kryskrys6428 Thanks 😊

  • @wouldntyouliketoknow6585
    @wouldntyouliketoknow6585 4 роки тому +7

    When they all look at the answering machine 😂😂😂😂
    Yo this clip is funny af!!

  • @schechter01
    @schechter01 4 роки тому +23

    So glad I never married a woman that suspicious. You could be a perfect husband, chaste as Hippolytos, & she'll _still_ find something to distrust you about.

    • @The1707regina
      @The1707regina 4 роки тому +2

      That me. Im just insecure. Exes did me wrong . Been t hat way ever since. Quite pathetic and wish I could stop

  • @BeboppBebop
    @BeboppBebop 7 років тому +204

    I Like Drew And Chris And Julius And Tonya And Rochelle

    • @dancarter711
      @dancarter711 6 років тому +104

      Just say you like all of them

    • @liqueethompson224
      @liqueethompson224 6 років тому +13

      Dan Carter 😂😂😂

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 6 років тому +13

      Dan Carter yeah really 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GmonkeyJ777
      @GmonkeyJ777 5 років тому +16

      U sound like a little kid.

    • @sbrown804
      @sbrown804 5 років тому +9

      Just say I like everyone 😂🤣

  • @etapekang1992
    @etapekang1992 3 роки тому +15

    its crazy how accurately this show describes my family haha especially here. When we had something new at home a similar reaction. We all just squeeze together everyone try to see at once ahaha.

  • @_antdaking
    @_antdaking 8 років тому +116

    Awesome show!

  • @helenatube
    @helenatube 2 роки тому +3

    Julius is so sweet and lovable!

  • @trxphywaifalt
    @trxphywaifalt 5 років тому +8

    "Get outta here before I smack the naps out yo hair" 😂😂😂

  • @itislulunobody
    @itislulunobody 5 років тому +23

    I love this show. Funny how they couldn't predict the narrator's voice wouldn't match adult Chris's at all!

  • @kaiquenazareth9989
    @kaiquenazareth9989 4 роки тому +6

    Love Rochelle hahaha. Laughs from Brazil 🇺🇸❤🇧🇷

  • @NightVibes121
    @NightVibes121 4 роки тому +7

    "Do you know a child from another mother around here?"
    Well yeah, any other child that aint his.

  • @cantinandaba4419
    @cantinandaba4419 5 років тому +11

    “Then who was that on the phone” lmao what did any of that have to do with the phone call💀💀💀

    • @believer365
      @believer365 Рік тому

      because it was a lack of common sense, nobody knew who because they didn’t answer it

    • @cantinandaba4419
      @cantinandaba4419 Рік тому

      @@believer365 That was rhetorical.

  • @endlessevanescence3502
    @endlessevanescence3502 6 років тому +3

    "You sound like a white woman."
    "Get out of here before I smack the naps out your hair."
    Fucking hilarious! 😂

  • @geekchickaz
    @geekchickaz 5 років тому +3

    2019 and I don't know what's changed, speaking from my experience if my husband buys me flowers out of the blue to this day I be asking the same question as Rochelle, "What did you do?" 😂

  • @natedoggcata
    @natedoggcata 2 місяці тому

    This is my favorite episode out of the entire series. From start to finish this whole episode is just comedy gold. My favorite part is when Rochelle is in the beauty shop and her friend says "Oh, Rochelle I tried calling you last night but I must have gotten the wrong number because some white woman was on the answering machine" 🤣

  • @mjthehitman2365
    @mjthehitman2365 3 роки тому +7

    You remembered his name very quick. Chris said it less than ten seconds ago

  • @jamarithegemini1025
    @jamarithegemini1025 2 роки тому +2

    "You sound like a white woman" takes me out every time🤣🤣🤣

  • @aleenapatrick2107
    @aleenapatrick2107 5 років тому +8

    3:10 he actually knew him lol

  • @kravethedream
    @kravethedream 3 роки тому +2

    Rochelle just accept the damn flowers! Always making everything so complicated

  • @anabelleb9919
    @anabelleb9919 5 років тому +16

    This episode was so funny

  • @number1fansince
    @number1fansince 4 роки тому +2

    I must have been spacing out so much while watching this cuz i literally went into the other room thinking my dads phone was ringing

  • @rjaxxxas
    @rjaxxxas 7 років тому +23

    1:30 That one guy in the background that is in any movie.

    • @PharaonicGames
      @PharaonicGames 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah! I remember this guy in the Spider-Man movie. He (or someone extremely similar to him) is in the scene where Peter Parker hits Flash Thompson.

    • @rjaxxxas
      @rjaxxxas 4 роки тому +1

      @@PharaonicGames yeah, that's him. He's a famous background actor. He's also shoehorned in the office scene of Transformers 3.

  • @anthonyking5275
    @anthonyking5275 8 років тому +49

    i like this show.

  • @unnieannemunhoz7159
    @unnieannemunhoz7159 5 років тому +19

    1:59 *Okay,What You Do?*

  • @samuelmwangi9780
    @samuelmwangi9780 4 роки тому +5

    Rochelle is the clear definition of crazy.

  • @TheEvilSlayer7
    @TheEvilSlayer7 4 роки тому +1

    Did y’all hear James voice mail when he was beat boxing the voice mail was funny lol

  • @JohnnyLProduction05
    @JohnnyLProduction05 6 років тому +17

    0:16 Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can’t Answer

  • @Bloombaby99
    @Bloombaby99 5 років тому +2

    2:09: When dinner turns into a KGB interrogation😂😂😂😂😂😂The kids ain't shit in that scene😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AGJ117
    @AGJ117 5 років тому +19

    "Now legal in California."

  • @shaknownechrono1630
    @shaknownechrono1630 3 роки тому +2

    2:17 The recording during dinner sounded like she was angry. 😆

  • @blaeckingceorl4161
    @blaeckingceorl4161 5 років тому +3

    2:01 Oh my god! That's was amazing. LOL

  • @Clot_Crazy
    @Clot_Crazy 5 років тому +7

    They gotta bring this show 😂

  • @The1707regina
    @The1707regina 4 роки тому +4

    The way she sounds so proper when doing the voicemail setup 😂
    she’s over articulating every syllable.
    She does sound white

  • @aleshio
    @aleshio 3 роки тому +1

    honestly he coulda just said "I just saw these and thought of you" or "I was thinking about how hard you work for this family and wanted to get you something special" or "I just was thinking of how much I love you and wanted to show it"

  • @priscajonsen7912
    @priscajonsen7912 8 років тому +21

    I love the idea

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 4 роки тому +1

    Answering machines you kids will never know

  • @JoieDeVivre35
    @JoieDeVivre35 6 років тому +5

    What happened to this show? I’m in tears watching this

  • @Bloombaby99
    @Bloombaby99 5 років тому +6

    0:40😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Al___
      @Al___ Рік тому +1

      "You sound like a white woman"
      "Get out of here before I smack the naps out of you"
      " *Now* she sounds like a black woman!"

  • @SheniceSays214
    @SheniceSays214 5 років тому +6

    This was a big thing back in the day.

  • @safwankhan199
    @safwankhan199 6 років тому +1

    I really love that transitional music

  • @lorenzoherbert7110
    @lorenzoherbert7110 6 років тому +5

    Rochelle is the worst 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @markeithhunt6321
      @markeithhunt6321 11 місяців тому

      Tangies brother is the worst too 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

  • @kendrahterrell5671
    @kendrahterrell5671 5 років тому +3

    Lmfaoooooooo i miss everybody hates chris😂😂😂

  • @shaheedsimon24
    @shaheedsimon24 8 років тому +295

    (sigh) then the woman gets mad when the man stops treating them romantically

  • @kendrahterrelll1257
    @kendrahterrelll1257 3 роки тому +2

    I'm dead 😂

  • @elpolloloco3572
    @elpolloloco3572 8 років тому +43

    Wiz Khalifa is Chris from everybody hate Chris 😂

    • @ukiastardoll7864
      @ukiastardoll7864 8 років тому +10

      no . ..

    • @elpolloloco3572
      @elpolloloco3572 8 років тому +4

      Lol jk ukia Stardoll​

    • @ukiastardoll7864
      @ukiastardoll7864 8 років тому +1

      dezcaughtit D Okie Dokie

    • @christinapetty215
      @christinapetty215 6 років тому +6

      It's chris rock. If you look up chris rock, this show is based on his life

    • @MRAAng-on2jg
      @MRAAng-on2jg 5 років тому +1

      christina petty lol you missed what they were saying. They were implying that Tyler (the guy who plays Chris on the show) looks like Wiz Khalifa🙄🌚

  • @wentworthstallworthellswor5579
    @wentworthstallworthellswor5579 3 роки тому

    10_26_2020......here on the clock in melrose park illinois USA watching.......

  • @ija8254
    @ija8254 5 років тому +5

    Rochelle is awesome 👍

  • @rebeccaatkins2514
    @rebeccaatkins2514 4 роки тому +3

    Flowers from a white person's garden. Lol 😂😂😂

  • @Unknown-ux4ch
    @Unknown-ux4ch 5 років тому +3

    I was gone 😂

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 роки тому +1

    Damn this old haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ihartkodakjones8308
    @ihartkodakjones8308 7 років тому +12

    they is so funny

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 4 роки тому +1

    In trouble if you do, in trouble if you don’t.

  • @daviontittle7577
    @daviontittle7577 7 років тому +3

    I love using my message machine

  • @manestage5403
    @manestage5403 Рік тому +1

    AHprah Winfrey.😂😂😂

  • @isaiahdatrackkilla972
    @isaiahdatrackkilla972 3 роки тому +3

    I feel bad for Julius. Rochelle treats him like dirt. He should've never married her

  • @gerard7417
    @gerard7417 4 роки тому +2

    Dang thats why u can't do nice things 😭😂

  • @samiyi4896
    @samiyi4896 4 роки тому +3

    Why did they get so weird after they put the plant in the middle 🤷🏾‍♂️
    Remember that name quick Dfq there at the same table