Everybody Hates Chris - The Answering Machine
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- A new answering machine spells trouble for the Rock household. www.cbs.com
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She said get out of here before I slap the naps out of you. I’m crying 😭 😂😂😂😂😂
Black Panther wasup
😂😂😂😁😁😃😃😅😂
Now she sounds like a black women 🤣😂😅
Is that what your mom says to Shurri?
Now she sounds like a black woman
For a man who's a cheapskate suddenly buys a bouquet of flowers she should be suspicious.
jaafar kassim what's a bocce?
jaafar kassim bouquet
CD CD Thanks
LMAO
jaafar kassim girl it’s a show , calm yo big goofy ass down.😒
"Clevon Barris?"
"You sure remembered his name real quick"
CHRIS JUST SAID IT!
Tanya : you sound like a white woman
Rochelle : gone before I slap the naps out of your hair
Now she sound like black woman . I'm weak lol haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We heard that already 🙄
thaintriguing1 no shit
Khximkklllll
Ericc E Solitude wasup sir
“you gotta get outta here Ashley!” 😂😂💀
You Wont Believe It its u better get the hell outta here
"gimmie those flowers! go, go, go, go, go!" 😂😂😂
Lmaoo crazy thing is he married to a white woman
@@ZbJeeBies lmao
Error Report If your Bi-Racial, your Bi-Racial. You don’t just get to identify to whatever race you want. That’s like saying a White dude can identify as Black just because he wants to.
Rochelle is too funny lol
Ang Jo Ikr and beautiful aswell
Facts
Jo
Can be annoying at times, but cool
Lol
“then who was that one the phone?”
“idk, they didn’t leave a message!”
“why not.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
moonheart lol I liveeeeee
Too much🤣🤣🤣🤣
She’s a mess 😂😂 Poor Julius
🤣🤣👏🏼
Chris Rock is a genius , this show was brilliant.
This is still one of the best tv shows out. It was ahead of its time.
@@Primo0897 it's so underrated
@@Primo0897 definitely ahead of it’s time. It wouldn’t be made today with all the sensitivity nowadays!
"You sound like a white woman"
I’m dying 😅😅😅😅
Edit: Thanks for the likes, and also I am not racist and I am latino.
right
jose lopez "you better get out of here for a slap them naps out of your hair now she sounds like a black woman" 😂😂😂
jose lopez the
0:40😂😂😂😂😂😂
-Get outta here before I slap the naps out yo hair
-Now she sounds like a black woman
Me: 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Well, you remembered his name really quick”
Drew don’t kill me🤣🤣😂😂
The guy brought flowers to his wife, and ended up getting into a cross- examination. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought all black folks knew each other 😂😂
We don’t 😂 Since there’s only like 5 where I live (not including my family) I get excited when more move here or come around
Dwight Williams issa joke, calm down. 😂
Dwight Williams the show said it your moron ? He was repeating what Chris said ..
I laughed
@@Samantha10887 greg
I love how everyone including the audience is so confident in saying yes when Julius says "I bought flowers for your mother because I love her. Is that too hard to believe? YES!!
The way Rochelle and Julius kept putting their head back and forth behind the flowers sent me 😭🤣
" I just want to treat you the way I want to be treated if I was married to me"😂😂
Man like what 😂😂
*starts lavishing wife in love and affection*
"...okay, what did you do?"
@Glen CoCo really? Mine does. 🥰
@@hannamclendon2843 Then yours is one in a million
Glen CoCo ummm shut up stereotyping black men
To be fair they know how cheap Juluis is
Man, I remember when all upcoming shows was on a TV Guide book 😁😁
Pulse Heltic me too
Kids now will never know
@@RapFanatic4ever true👍
I remember the tv guide channel
The tv book was honestly a waste of paper
I need to go back and rewatch this show so I can see all the jokes I missed as a child 😂😂😂
Most of the jokes are about the 80's. If you don't experience it it will fly over your head. However, Chris Rock did do his best at explaining it.
"Then who was that on the phone?"
If they tried answering it, they would have found out 😭
Facts 💯
"Now legal in California!"
That joke went over my head soooo many times lol
90's Baby is the joke gay marriage?
My account got disabled I had that since 2013 yes. It’s joking like this is how two women married to each other would act.
Yall got it wrong, the joke is that being married to yourself would be legal in California since they're so liberal and shit
Juilus : i bought flower to your mother bcz i love her is that hard to believe ?
Chris, Tonya & Drew: yeaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Them kids are savage.
This episode was way too funny😂🤣 the way Rochelle and the kids were suspicious about Julius bringing flowers 💀🤣
"You remembered his name pretty quick"
Maybe because Chris just said it?
I remember running home from school just to watch this show, one of my favorites growing up , they needa bring it back ASAP💯
“Smack the naps out your hair!”😂😂😂
“Opp-Rah” LMAOO
Its April 9 2019 an this show is still funny lol
Mystic 2k19 Its May 24 2019 an this show is still funny lol
This show will ever be
Mystic 2k19 April 9 is my birthday lol
July 5th
Nightelve true
“Now legal in California…”😂
"Get out of here before i slap the naps out your hair" 😂
This is the best sitcom of all time
"You gotta get outta here Ashely" 😂
Go go go! Lmaooooo 😂😂😂
“And give those flower! Go!”
Damn, i miss this show, definitely were some good times
xEndless Gaming it’s on Hulu
Julius: I brought flowers for your mom cuz I love er I that so hard tah believe? "
Everybody: *yeah*
I'm weak I yelled 😂😂😂
"You sound like a white woman"
I'm on the floor screaming out loud.
"It means you're a girl"
I clapped. Thank you for this.
2:01 Even Julius isn't that stupid 🤣
Why is Julius under attack 😂😂😂
“THIS IS DREW AND IM NOT HOME SOOO CALL ME BACK ON THE TELEPHONE” 😂😂💀
😁😁 Damn I miss this show😁😁😁😁😁
You ain't alone😝
You know it still comes on
BIG TOE it’s on Hulu
@@Realgenelive100 it’s also on peacock
Omg that whole dinner scene.... I can’t 😂😭😭😭😭
A bouquet that big costs over $50 today!
those flowers are nice
This was my show! Such an iconic show
Rochelle is from Queen's NY just like me...love her personality 🤗❤️
Your personality wouldn't last with me because I don't tolerate people like that. Provoke me, and a death wish will come.
@@Michael-gs8og I rock with you🤛
@@shariemorgan1140 lool u have a nice attitude
@@kryskrys6428 Thanks 😊
When they all look at the answering machine 😂😂😂😂
Yo this clip is funny af!!
So glad I never married a woman that suspicious. You could be a perfect husband, chaste as Hippolytos, & she'll _still_ find something to distrust you about.
That me. Im just insecure. Exes did me wrong . Been t hat way ever since. Quite pathetic and wish I could stop
I Like Drew And Chris And Julius And Tonya And Rochelle
Just say you like all of them
Dan Carter 😂😂😂
Dan Carter yeah really 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
U sound like a little kid.
Just say I like everyone 😂🤣
its crazy how accurately this show describes my family haha especially here. When we had something new at home a similar reaction. We all just squeeze together everyone try to see at once ahaha.
Awesome show!
Julius is so sweet and lovable!
"Get outta here before I smack the naps out yo hair" 😂😂😂
I love this show. Funny how they couldn't predict the narrator's voice wouldn't match adult Chris's at all!
Love Rochelle hahaha. Laughs from Brazil 🇺🇸❤🇧🇷
"Do you know a child from another mother around here?"
Well yeah, any other child that aint his.
“Then who was that on the phone” lmao what did any of that have to do with the phone call💀💀💀
because it was a lack of common sense, nobody knew who because they didn’t answer it
@@believer365 That was rhetorical.
"You sound like a white woman."
"Get out of here before I smack the naps out your hair."
Fucking hilarious! 😂
2019 and I don't know what's changed, speaking from my experience if my husband buys me flowers out of the blue to this day I be asking the same question as Rochelle, "What did you do?" 😂
This is my favorite episode out of the entire series. From start to finish this whole episode is just comedy gold. My favorite part is when Rochelle is in the beauty shop and her friend says "Oh, Rochelle I tried calling you last night but I must have gotten the wrong number because some white woman was on the answering machine" 🤣
You remembered his name very quick. Chris said it less than ten seconds ago
"You sound like a white woman" takes me out every time🤣🤣🤣
3:10 he actually knew him lol
He didn't know James was Cleavon
Rochelle just accept the damn flowers! Always making everything so complicated
This episode was so funny
I must have been spacing out so much while watching this cuz i literally went into the other room thinking my dads phone was ringing
1:30 That one guy in the background that is in any movie.
Yeah! I remember this guy in the Spider-Man movie. He (or someone extremely similar to him) is in the scene where Peter Parker hits Flash Thompson.
@@PharaonicGames yeah, that's him. He's a famous background actor. He's also shoehorned in the office scene of Transformers 3.
i like this show.
1:59 *Okay,What You Do?*
Rochelle is the clear definition of crazy.
Did y’all hear James voice mail when he was beat boxing the voice mail was funny lol
0:16 Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can’t Answer
2:09: When dinner turns into a KGB interrogation😂😂😂😂😂😂The kids ain't shit in that scene😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Now legal in California."
2:17 The recording during dinner sounded like she was angry. 😆
2:01 Oh my god! That's was amazing. LOL
They gotta bring this show 😂
The way she sounds so proper when doing the voicemail setup 😂
she’s over articulating every syllable.
She does sound white
honestly he coulda just said "I just saw these and thought of you" or "I was thinking about how hard you work for this family and wanted to get you something special" or "I just was thinking of how much I love you and wanted to show it"
I love the idea
Answering machines you kids will never know
What happened to this show? I’m in tears watching this
0:40😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You sound like a white woman"
"Get out of here before I smack the naps out of you"
" *Now* she sounds like a black woman!"
This was a big thing back in the day.
I really love that transitional music
Rochelle is the worst 😂😂😂😂😂
Tangies brother is the worst too 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Lmfaoooooooo i miss everybody hates chris😂😂😂
I'm miss Drake and Josh
(sigh) then the woman gets mad when the man stops treating them romantically
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I'm dead 😂
Wiz Khalifa is Chris from everybody hate Chris 😂
no . ..
Lol jk ukia Stardoll
dezcaughtit D Okie Dokie
It's chris rock. If you look up chris rock, this show is based on his life
christina petty lol you missed what they were saying. They were implying that Tyler (the guy who plays Chris on the show) looks like Wiz Khalifa🙄🌚
10_26_2020......here on the clock in melrose park illinois USA watching.......
Rochelle is awesome 👍
Flowers from a white person's garden. Lol 😂😂😂
I was gone 😂
Damn this old haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
they is so funny
Ylg,ggjtg you hogg ejckf . Bigger the first part
In trouble if you do, in trouble if you don’t.
I love using my message machine
AHprah Winfrey.😂😂😂
I feel bad for Julius. Rochelle treats him like dirt. He should've never married her
Dang thats why u can't do nice things 😭😂
Why did they get so weird after they put the plant in the middle 🤷🏾♂️
Remember that name quick Dfq there at the same table