The reason why Venti can roast so hard is bc he knows every single song in existence which means he knows all the roasts from rap battles, and he might even be holding back. If he didn't then he might be able to smoke the others so hard that it'll make what happened to khaenri'ah look like a sunburn
Childe: Hey girlie~ The girls: *scream because they were creeped out Venti: *screams because he was called a girl again Edit: what in the world is going on in the comments 😵💫😵💫
Venti is universally portrayed by the fandom as an absolute gremlin who drops f bombs, personal insults and low blows while having the cutest voice ever. He is a bard: knows language and isn't afraid to weaponize it.
Venti lost his Friend Zhongli lost his wife Raiden Shogun lost her sister Nahida lost her Mother Furina lost her Nation Edit;(Natlan Update) Mavuika lost her life Tsaritsa lost her love 2:57 also Damn Venti calling A child of the original Dendro archon A mistake was way below the belt
@@j_castle9893 the original Dendro archon Rukkhadeavata the one who sacrificed herself to remove the Eleazar that was infecting everyone Collei included she was like a mother to Nahida & the one causing problems in the nations are the Fatui Harbingers also Spelled cryo wrong
@@jonathonsirlord8251 damn I didn't know there was a pervious archon. But im sure nahida has a lot of great memories of them together. I wonder why Rukhandeavata isn't mentioned in the game, im currently caught up. And yes you are right about me spelling cryo wrong, thank you.
@@j_castle9893 it seems like you aren't reading lore, are you? She's mentioned literally everywhere even if you just started sumeru arc and nahida has no memories of them together she died after nahida "was born" and also we cleansed Irminsul in order to do that we needed to delete previous Archon from it because she was contaminated so no one knows she ever existed even nahida We re-wrote memories, in "new" world nahida was always an Archon of Sumeru there was no Rukkhadevata to begin with and that's what nahida believes too
Venti woke up and straight out chose Compton as his battle weapon... I fear for what he's able if he gets far enough to deal with Tsaritsa or the Unknown God.
Zhongli:(keeps crying aggressive for guizhong and he leaves the call) Venti:What just happened? Nahida:Did you just kill him?! Raiden:OH sh** Focalors:OH DEAR CELESTIA!!😨 WHAT DID YOU DO BARBATOS?!😨😰 (After chat each others) Childe:(Enters the call) Hey girlies~ Everyone:(Screams)
Ngl when focsalors was talking about her beauty sleep and venti was roasting her he should have said at least I’m the real archon of my nation, it would have been funny to see😂😂
Gotta love how Zhongli had a heart attack & everyone starts panicking before a few seconds later start talking about letting Childe join like nothing happened.
Venti : HEY MORAX YOUR WIFES ALIVE Zhongli : Guizhong?!? Venti : Heh.. im js kidding i needed you awake so i could finish the paperwork *Moments before disaster*
Raiden: *screaming bc he’s a harbinger* Nahida: *screaming bc she “hates Ginger’s”* Venti: *screaming bc he was called a girl* Zhongli: *dead* Furina: *screaming bc it’s tar-tar sauce*
Venti woke up in a bad mood and chose VIOLENCE ☠️☠️
FR THOUGH
I don't blame him.
he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
@@decimalpoyntHe fell of the roof and hit his head
SOMEONE GET HIM SOME WINE ITS NEEDED
Not venti literally destroying everyone in this video😭
Including himself by calling himself a whorrrrree
didn't he insult himself too?
edit: This is a rhetorical question. I was literally just bringing it up. Don't answer the question. Please.
@@dej4_vu15yea, he insulted everyone.
@@j_castle9893 way to state the obvious.
@@dej4_vu15just like u did?
The reason why Venti can roast so hard is bc he knows every single song in existence which means he knows all the roasts from rap battles, and he might even be holding back. If he didn't then he might be able to smoke the others so hard that it'll make what happened to khaenri'ah look like a sunburn
-🤓
Now I want to see Venti vs Adolf Hitler rap battle for some stupid reason lol
I also suddenly have a very deep desire to see that- who would actually win???@@yoshi_chuck05
@@yoshi_chuck05LMAOOO
wait Venti knows Ballin'???? Or even Careless Whisper?
Furina would DEFINITELY allow Venti to be her friend if he was a jerk to her 😭
Yes he was something but fun😊
@@Lady.furinaHey! Foçalors(I think that's how you spell it in Fontaine I don't know I'm not from there!) Anyways, How's the performers?
Doing well everyone if fine and well
I was planning taking the blonde traveler on trial but I guess not
@@Lady.furina Why what'd they do?
Plot twist: Zhongli didn’t die, he got upset so he faked his death AGAIN to get out of the call
canon
it makes sense, he took the perfect opportunity to go back to sleep
I wouldn’t be surprised 😄
Yup it's canon
STOP SKIPPING YOUR SHIFTS GANYU
Zhongli: So.. She's not alive..?
Venti: I just need to wake you u-
*Zhongli cosplays as Baizhu*
Dang
Venti literally gave zhongli a heart attack 💀💀
Damn
dayuammm 💀
@@Mrs.moon.bomb. He's having a stroke bruv 💀💀💀
Bro Nahida saying "I fucking hate gingers" had me dead 😂💀
I thought that was venti at first
I'm offended and gave you 900 likes
Nahida took it personal from Nilou's voiceline abt her
THEY WAY THEY WERE ALL JUMPSCARED BY CHILDE LMFAOO
I would honestly do the same lol 😂
Thanks for spoiler
@@AethersSupremacy that's your fault for reading the comments on a 4 minutes video
@@McFairyl bruh ik that, just joking
As a Venti main... I'm proud... 🖐️
Venti being my favorite archon I am also proud.
@@j_castle9893me too
:D
Lmao same
Proud of maining a jerk XD
Venti really chose violence 💀
Venti: Says Zhongli has dementia
Also Venti: Who's Barbatos??
oh burn
Well, it’s easy to forgot who ur real identity is when you’ve been someone else for a long time😭😭
@@Dedb1mb0l-vebro is speaking by experience
"I don't think he's awake-"
"No sh*t, you walking mistake."
THE RHYMING KILLED ME 💀
Childe: Hey girlie~
The girls: *scream because they were creeped out
Venti: *screams because he was called a girl again
Edit: what in the world is going on in the comments 😵💫😵💫
Hi gorl
Lol
guizhong, morax still misses you, as you see
@@hakari_starx Let him be he has two wallets aka
Sugar mommy and daddy.
So let me rest in peace with my bffs
@@Viori_Onyx yesssss.
childe couldn’t even finish his sentence💀☠️
Nobody likes him 💀
Venti: beeeeeeeer!
Zhongli: Osmantheus wine...
Raiden: eTeRnitY
Nahida: Dying is just a way of leaving this world...
Furina: nah yall just bad 😂
Childe: Hey girly
@@yoshi_chuck05 fr
focalor: split by giant ass blade
@@yoshi_chuck05everyone: AAAH-
@@yoshi_chuck05this opportunity is quite hard to come by
2:58 ''No shit you walking mistake!'' IM DYING BAHAH 😭
It wasn't even funny
@@TroubleisHereHe was completing the rhyming after Nahida said "I don't think he is awake"
it was my fav one of the video XD, if i was venti i would have slapped nahida for no reason, because she deserves it
Venti roasting everyone so hard omg 🤣😱☠️ When Childe came in it was the live 4.0 trailer reaction all over again lol
These videos are a guilty pleasure of mine lol
Voice acting in one of them sounds fun
Same
Venti is universally portrayed by the fandom as an absolute gremlin who drops f bombs, personal insults and low blows while having the cutest voice ever. He is a bard: knows language and isn't afraid to weaponize it.
Kusanali going from "cute little eepy girl" to "normal teenager" was a fantastic minute long arc
second 0 and venti and zhongli are already at it LMAOOOO
also VENTI WASN'T PLAYIN IN THIS ONE OMFG IM WHEEZINNNN
I love how venti makes all drama and they all scream at end- 💀
Whoever played Venti is best person for the role, this was so epic. And Focalors was so on point omg
Venti lost his Friend
Zhongli lost his wife
Raiden Shogun lost her sister
Nahida lost her Mother
Furina lost her Nation
Edit;(Natlan Update) Mavuika lost her life
Tsaritsa lost her love
2:57 also Damn Venti calling A child of the original Dendro archon A mistake was way below the belt
I mean isn't it Furina's fault? Looks like it so far 😀
Nahida, what mother?
Also I think the cryo archon is the one causing problems for the other nations.
@@j_castle9893 the original Dendro archon Rukkhadeavata the one who sacrificed herself to remove the Eleazar that was infecting everyone Collei included she was like a mother to Nahida & the one causing problems in the nations are the Fatui Harbingers also Spelled cryo wrong
@@jonathonsirlord8251 damn I didn't know there was a pervious archon. But im sure nahida has a lot of great memories of them together.
I wonder why Rukhandeavata isn't mentioned in the game, im currently caught up.
And yes you are right about me spelling cryo wrong, thank you.
@@j_castle9893 it seems like you aren't reading lore, are you? She's mentioned literally everywhere even if you just started sumeru arc and nahida has no memories of them together she died after nahida "was born" and also we cleansed Irminsul in order to do that we needed to delete previous Archon from it because she was contaminated so no one knows she ever existed even nahida
We re-wrote memories, in "new" world nahida was always an Archon of Sumeru there was no Rukkhadevata to begin with and that's what nahida believes too
Venti probably woke up still drunk from last drink 💀
Pyro Archon: "This is why Khaneriah hates us"
Tsaritsa: "No, this is why my country hates ALL OF YOU"
Should of named the video they tried to roast a bard and regretted it
“Yeah, and my archon outfit doesn’t scream whore”
I completely lost it at that idk why tf that was so funny to me but it was 😂😂
True but he still my favorite archon.
venti archon outfit literally an angel outfit with wings in porn.
@@nanfahkg1601well, yeah
@@nanfahkg1601damn right, he scream of d!ldo archon.
I thought she said poor
Childe: "Hey girlies"
Venti: Am I a joke to you 💀
"i don't think he's awake."
"No shit you walking mistake."
Bro rhymed and roasted her at the same time.
I really thought people are going to hate on his this video/venti for that joke.
@@j_castle9893anyone who does is sensitive as fuck
It's fiction so of course nobody would hate it
@@4n-Dx if you believe that, you haven't spent a lot of time in the anine community.
@@j_castle9893 I meant that this video is staged and created for laughs I ain't saying that people can't hate on non real people.
Nahida saying "Dayum" Is soo good HAHAHA
2:38
I was about to say the same ahahajajahahha
4:14 The screaming is PERFECT lmao
Venti is the literal definition of "I hate everyone equally"
Venti woke up and straight out chose Compton as his battle weapon... I fear for what he's able if he gets far enough to deal with Tsaritsa or the Unknown God.
He always does, His scene with Signora alone proves it
I love venti in these type of videos. He give mo f**k to anyone.😂😂😂😂
"FoKalOrs" 1:23
- Furina
Zhongli:(keeps crying aggressive for guizhong and he leaves the call)
Venti:What just happened?
Nahida:Did you just kill him?!
Raiden:OH sh**
Focalors:OH DEAR CELESTIA!!😨 WHAT DID YOU DO BARBATOS?!😨😰
(After chat each others)
Childe:(Enters the call) Hey girlies~
Everyone:(Screams)
Stawppp mentioning me
Let me be in peace 😭
@GUIZH0NG no your not even in peace your literally ashes no wonder you died in the archon war I'd be laughing my ass off 😐
@@Viori_Onyxactually you finally in peace and zhongli missed you after end of archon war
@@eternallyperfect3298 It's dust and I think your mentioning Rosalyne. (Plz correct me if my spelling is wrong)
@@HonorarySavior9276 👍
Ngl when focsalors was talking about her beauty sleep and venti was roasting her he should have said at least I’m the real archon of my nation, it would have been funny to see😂😂
“No shit you walking Mistake” ☠️☠️☠️
the voice acting here is actually really good
Venti drank too much wine at the bar last night ☠️☠️☠️
fr 💀💀
"And this is why all your people are illegally leaving your country."
that made me laugh harder than it should have
Venti with those roasts against the Hydro Archon making her boiling water 💀
3:58 "this... GINGER......" I CANT PLS 😭
1:46 I mean if Furina’s outfit is toothpaste then Venti’s mint toothpaste
The fact you did all of the voices in this is insane! Nice job, and funny video as always lol
Zhongli: Venti, your a walking 🚶, living 🗣️, breathing💨 skinwalker💀
Venti: AHUH, BREATHING💨 UNLIKE YOUR WIFE👺
So this is venti when he’s hasn’t had his 3rd bottle also the end 😭💀
Gotta love how Zhongli had a heart attack & everyone starts panicking before a few seconds later start talking about letting Childe join like nothing happened.
Childe: hey girlies-
Everyone collectively: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Venti : HEY MORAX YOUR WIFES ALIVE
Zhongli : Guizhong?!?
Venti : Heh.. im js kidding i needed you awake so i could finish the paperwork
*Moments before disaster*
Why didn’t venti use all that firepower against signora
He did roast her tbf, he enraged her so much that she kicked him.
@@rl6321he was holding back as hard as he could
Venti actually roasted Signora, he mentioned how her husband is dead in a way that pissed her off
2:45 Salt. Salt and Betrayal.
“It is me… the BEST archon…. Vocal coat!”
-Literally what i heard
Damn venti should be more like this in the game
fr
I love how Zhongli is just snoring after getting "reminded" that Guizhong is dead❤
Venti should've been the pyro archon with all this roasting 🔥🔥
AMAZING DISCORD VIDEO CALL!!! 😂😂😂
The best thing is how he said hey girls. Venti didnt care
@@yuki_kuromura 😂😂
Gasped so loud at fucking 0:38
rip zhongli
I finally found someone who cares about zhongli.
Venti rolled a Nat 20 with Vicious Mockery, causing Zhongli to die
Poor Morax, he didn't deserved this end
My boy demanding the respect he deserves hell yeah! 👏🏻👏🏻
"Hey girle, hold still"💀
Imagine, seven of 'em like this😅
Oh boy it will be mess
Pyro Archon(I don't know how to say this name): SHUT THE -FUCK- UP!
Tsaritsa: Oh dear celestia SHUT UP!
@@ri____h3nr628
Murata
Her name is Murata
When Venti and Furina became Allies for 3 seconds lmao
Poor zhongli, bro srsly was about to turn 6004 and venti gave him a heart attack 💀
Raiden: *screaming bc he’s a harbinger*
Nahida: *screaming bc she “hates Ginger’s”*
Venti: *screaming bc he was called a girl*
Zhongli: *dead*
Furina: *screaming bc it’s tar-tar sauce*
3:24 is my guy zhongli ok...?☠
Yeah it’s just a little mental break down
Its a heart attack
@@Lil_Agent-4 sooooooo…
this is why i tell you venti is the best archon man he smoked em all off!
BAHAHAHA ITS 3 IN THE MORNING AND IM LOOSINGG MY SHIT THIS MADE MY NIGHT SO MUCH BETTER THANK YOU
“Hey girlie”
venti: wait huh?
3:32 at least hes with his wife😅
It’s amazing how everyday I keep watching this
This is absolute chaos... And I love it!
“Apparently your sister wasn’t anything special because now she’s fucking dead”
That had me dead 💀
I LOVE YOU VOCIE OMG !! ❤❤❤❤ YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING 🤩
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
when he said he wanted to put zhongli in a nursing home I GIGGLED
Knowing what we know now about Furina, this makes this video sooo much more interesting
“I am NOT that old!”
“Uh, *YEAH*, and my ARCHON OUTFIT doesn’t scream *WHOR-“*
I LOVE ALL YOUR VIDS (FIRST BTW)
4:04 Nahida nooo 😭
Amazing videos as always💞this made me laugh like a dying dog
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND HILRAIOUS this is my fav from ur channel aside from the shogun family one i loved that too
I love these vids 😂😂😂
IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE GENSHIN VIDEO ON UA-cam I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭
"... you fucking mistake" GOT ME LAUGHING AND CHOKING ON MY SALIVA AHAHAHA
Lmao Ei being flabbergasted the whole video is very on character
0:51 MY FAVORITE PART LMAO
Emotional damage
HAHA- thank you for making my day :DD
As if Focalors would be able to sleep when there's juicy drama afoot
Yo Venti is an absolute SAVAGE and has only cemented the reason he's my favorite archon! 😂
Venti : No shit. You walking mistake.
Nahida noooo 😭😭
childe: hey girl hold still-
the girls(+venti): AHOAHHHHHHHHHH-
"Dead like your wife?" IM IN TEARS DON'T SLANDER GUIZHONG
Thats gotta be the realest voiceover ever
Alternative title:"When Venti got drunk and decided to call a meeting"
the moment childe joined that call i was thinking furina would say "OH NOT AGAIN THAT B-"
“And my archon outfit doesn’t *scream* whore”
He was so real for that
The fact that childe called them all girlies is crazy lmfao