Drunk Japanese INVADE Ubisoft Meeting (Plus News and Comments Review)

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  • @DashBlue
    @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +200

    RESPECT THE RICE
    UA-cam channel memberships are now available!
    Please enjoy some emotes as well as hand-drawn badges by Wife!
    Members get access to our brand new Discord server where it'll be easier to stay in touch if you'd like.
    Patreon members get access to the Discord server as well.
    We are unfamiliar with Discord, but we will rough out the edges as time goes on.
    Thank you all so much for the support!
    米を大事にしろ!
    UA-cam チャンネルのメンバーシップが利用可能になりました!
    Wife による手描きバッジやエモートをお楽しみください!
    メンバーは新しい Discord サーバーにアクセスでき、必要に応じて簡単に連絡を取り合うことができます。
    Patreon メンバーも Discord サーバーにアクセスできます。
    私たちは Discord にあまり詳しくありませんが、使用しやすく修正していく予定です。
    サポートしていただき、ありがとうございます!

  • @afelias
    @afelias 3 місяці тому +548

    I'm so surprised you got a real ass recording of a Ubisoft meeting. With the "why is your hair not blue" checks at the door and everything.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +94

      yeah they almost didn't let us in because we didn't look like Concord characters!
      thank you for watching!

  • @araarashinigami
    @araarashinigami 3 місяці тому +214

    "You can't fire me. I'm Black." Words 100% spoken many a time in Ubi offices.

    • @MrVvulf
      @MrVvulf 3 місяці тому +7

      "You can't fire me, I'm not straight or white" is a catchall for today's gaming companies.

    • @donteddy1858
      @donteddy1858 3 місяці тому +7

      Does this mean Yasuke will be immune to fire attacks?

    • @2355Kyle
      @2355Kyle 3 місяці тому +2

      @@donteddy1858 Hahaha got me good

    • @djangosoftwaredeveloper
      @djangosoftwaredeveloper 3 місяці тому

      In reality these studios have very few black devs they are mostly white women. I say this because this game is making black people look bad and they are not responsible for this.

    • @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
      @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it 2 місяці тому

      the thing is. ubisoft is 99% white

  • @senzodupinnotch103
    @senzodupinnotch103 3 місяці тому +383

    Bro, if they add Terry Crews, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in the game and call it Assassin’s Hour instead. I am 100% preordering it.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +51

      yo I'd be all over that
      thank you for watching!

    • @crh18
      @crh18 3 місяці тому +9

      why Terry Crews?

    • @RWhite_
      @RWhite_ 3 місяці тому +20

      My dyslexic ass read "Terry Chews" and "Chris Trucker"

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 3 місяці тому +17

      ​@@crh18because Terry Crews is based.

    • @fobinc
      @fobinc 3 місяці тому +25

      ​@@crh18because his pecs be bouncin left right left right

  • @Eeiiaane
    @Eeiiaane 3 місяці тому +204

    Can't wait for more people to see and react to this, this is GOLD 😂

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +17

      thank you so much for watching!

    • @Gwynsladle
      @Gwynsladle 3 місяці тому +5

      Waiting for Asmonbald

  • @bubuphase
    @bubuphase 3 місяці тому +283

    How much satire do you want ?
    DashBlue : Yes

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +25

      every all the satire yes
      thank you for watching!

  • @sagarasousuke3757
    @sagarasousuke3757 3 місяці тому +129

    “Why is your hair not blue” they are asking the real questions here 😂

  • @RoihuPuu
    @RoihuPuu 3 місяці тому +114

    Best Wife in gaming history

  • @Shayman94
    @Shayman94 3 місяці тому +124

    Ubislop had 1 job. Make a decent AC game in Japan with a ninja protag. They could've used Hattori Hanzo who btw was an actual Assassin in AC lore affiliated with the Creed. People would've ate it up. But noooo, they just had to bring in the bbc LGBTHDTV samurai and fucc things up. It's like they're allergic to making lots of money smh.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +19

      LGBTHDTV
      LOL
      thank you for the comment, absolutely agreed

    • @Sathzur
      @Sathzur 3 місяці тому +14

      they had a Japanese assassin in Assasin's Creed: Memories called Yamauchi Taka. If they had, they could have still kept Yasuke but have him as an NPC who helps Taka

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 2 місяці тому +1

      LGBTHDTV I'm gonna use that one lmfao

    • @Rikika333
      @Rikika333 2 місяці тому +1

      okay, that did get a chuckle out of me, have a thumbs up.

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 3 місяці тому +61

    Ubisoft:
    “Oh no, the Japanese are back.
    And they’re drunk again!”

  • @beaviewatching
    @beaviewatching 3 місяці тому +87

    I actually started playing Sakuna after you introduced it to us in a previous video. I genuinely enjoy it so much so that it sits as one of my favourite games of all time. I learned a lot about growing rice even as someone who has a background in farming corn and root vegetables. Now whenever I sit down and eat rice, I make it for certain to finish all from not only in my plate/bowl but also in my rice cooker. Thank you for showing me the Way of the Rice 🍚🙇‍♂️

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +20

      Your comment fills me with joy, I'm so glad you were able to experience the game!
      Thank you very much for watching!
      RESPECT THE RICE!

    • @megalodonmego2163
      @megalodonmego2163 3 місяці тому +6

      Same here. I am so hooked on that game. We respect the rice!

  • @chinoshiru
    @chinoshiru 3 місяці тому +71

    UBI「城主の前で、完全武装をして、脇差の鞘に打刀を納めるのは歴史的事実です」

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +14

      「打刀の鞘には脇差が入っていますので、お辞儀をすると出てくるのは仕様です!」
      コメントありがとうございました!

  • @iateotw000
    @iateotw000 3 місяці тому +61

    You two are hilarious. Totally the kind of people it'd be cool as hell to hang with. Easily my new favorite channel. Peak based, funny and educational content.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +7

      thank you for the kind words!

  • @Nagalior
    @Nagalior 3 місяці тому +34

    [Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino, Thai... same difference since they're all Asians, right?]
    Some UBI director, probably

  • @cipherthevcuber
    @cipherthevcuber 3 місяці тому +56

    Omg. I follow a lot of news channels so I thought it was literal when I saw your title.
    Before I noticed it's your channel

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +11

      LOL
      sorry to throw you off!
      thank you for watching!

  • @dowzer609
    @dowzer609 3 місяці тому +37

    I love that wife with no name exactly know the ubisoft playbook. I can actually see ubi blame people for being racist if the sales are low on black history month

  • @SystemErrorGaming
    @SystemErrorGaming 3 місяці тому +75

    Ya'll deserve the recent Surge in views you're getting. These videos are gold

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +10

      thank you so much for the kind words!

  • @ブラック-d6t
    @ブラック-d6t 3 місяці тому +15

    LMAO, CHENG DU!? UBI is looking for JP localizers in Liu Bei/Shu's domain!?
    I think we can add that someone at UBI mistaken 三国-sangoku/Three Kingdoms and 戦国-sengoku

  • @holymaggots70
    @holymaggots70 3 місяці тому +37

    Wife is an extremely accurate depiction of what us foreignes think of american n their politics just maybe not as polite😂

  • @blehbleh1260
    @blehbleh1260 3 місяці тому +27

    That Chris Tucker/Jackie Chan bit was unhinged!! 🤣

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +13

      I shot a bit hard lol
      I LOVE Chris Tucker though, the Rush Hour movies are some of my all time favorites
      thank you for watching!

    • @Smaxx
      @Smaxx 3 місяці тому +3

      Absolutely. I was about to suggest them adding Uncle Roger, too. That would help with the rice, probably!

    • @gokaisilver3801
      @gokaisilver3801 3 місяці тому

      ​@DashBlue I've never seen the Rush Hour movies, but he's my favorite part of Fifth Element

    • @ZeroFire442
      @ZeroFire442 2 місяці тому

      ​@@DashBlue俺も!I fucking love the rush hour movies, lol

  • @tobiaswedin
    @tobiaswedin 3 місяці тому +16

    At this point they should just add an opening clip of Yasuke being a modern day american getting hit by truck-kun making the game 100% isekai.

    • @Smaxx
      @Smaxx 3 місяці тому +3

      Current day protagonist is actually a black amputee with Japanese origins, therefore missing DNA (I know it makes no sense), so Animus has to fill the blanks, making stuff up. I should apply for a storywriter position, how am I doing?

  • @norikoma4661
    @norikoma4661 3 місяці тому +44

    ゲームをどう直せばいいかというレベルはもう通り越しちゃってるんですよね
    会社の体質が今の事態を生み出してるのは明らかなので
    しかもUBIが会社の経営不審を見てユーザーが喜んでるのはオカシイみたいな発言してるので
    事ここに至って認識のズレを理解してないUBIは、何をやっても小手先の修正になりそうなので期待は出来ないですね。
    世の中UBIが無くなってもゲームで溢れかえってるので困るのはUBIだけなんだけど被害者ムーブがWokeのそれですよ。
    「殴ったら殴り返された!暴力反対!」客であるユーザー相手にこれやっちゃってるんだから見放されて当然です

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +14

      コメントありがとうございます。
      そうなんですよね。助言でもなんでも、自分たちを称賛しない人は敵扱い。しかもこの流れがゲーム業界に浸透しているのがまた救えない所。
      ポリコレじゃないと資金繰りも難しいとか、そういった話も聞きますし、根が深い問題なんでしょうね。他責思考でゲーマーを敵扱いして、しかもゲーマーが欲しくないものを売ろうとしても失敗するだけだというのに。UBIが「目覚めて」いただける日は来るのでしょうか…

    • @norikoma4661
      @norikoma4661 3 місяці тому

      @@DashBlue 返信ありがとうございます。
      現在の「LGBTQをゲームに捩じ込まなきゃ死んでしまう病」に侵されたUBIには会社の株価やユーザー離れより
      弥助をゲイにする方が大事なんでしょうね。日本文化とか最初からどうでもいいのはわかってます。
      私は昨今の偏ったDEIはゲーム業界を大きく崩壊させると予想します。ゲーマー不在でゲームを作ってるのだから火を見るよりも明らか
      アタリショックの再来ですよ。開発期間が長く開発資金が必要で融資にDEIが大きく関わっている現状がそもそも間違ってるんでしょうが
      フィクションであるゲームや映画に政治的思想を捩じ込んでも裏に人が透けて見えて興醒めするだけで、余程上手くやらないと人は離れて行くだけだと思いますけどね。
      世の中の大半の人は望んでないのにゲームメーカーは何処に向かおうとしてるのか_今のUBIは「真の目覚め」を迎える前に崩壊すると思います

  • @WayStedYou
    @WayStedYou 3 місяці тому +23

    The MUGA movement, bigly. Yuge even.

  • @seacoloredsky
    @seacoloredsky 3 місяці тому +11

    It was the 'royalty free' line that finally broke me 😭 Thanks for cheering me up after work!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you so much for watching!

  • @AscendedGaming777
    @AscendedGaming777 3 місяці тому +5

    Just reacted! Awesome as always brother! Finished my Sake bottle as well :)

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому +2

      hey man! thank you as always!

  • @noseify
    @noseify 3 місяці тому +48

    We Indonesians also use rice as main food resources so i can understand the necessity of taking care and respecting your rice lol, you're not gonna feed your population rice that is not properly managed anyway. Also great content as always, looking forward to another drunk japanese review!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +7

      Thank you so much for the continued support!
      Yeah I feel a lot of cultures don't exactly understand just how important rice is to Asian culture.
      To other cultures it may seem ignorant, but to Asian cultures it's downright disrespectful

    • @dood52751
      @dood52751 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@DashBlueIn Taiwan and Mainland China, rice is seen as life blood of a people LOL

  • @t3tsuyaguy1
    @t3tsuyaguy1 3 місяці тому +11

    Ubisoft really butchered Scandanavian culture and mythology in Valhalla as well. Valhalla itself was modeled after a damn Christian church.

  • @kitsunekounderasacoco1887
    @kitsunekounderasacoco1887 3 місяці тому +20

    Ubi with notebook in the corner: Humu-humu, sounds like a plan=_=

  • @nexgen6249
    @nexgen6249 3 місяці тому +36

    new video let's go another peak i already know it without even watching the vod lmao.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +6

      I hope it's up to everyone's standard!
      thank you for watching!

    • @Bexmate4
      @Bexmate4 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@DashBlue, it's gonna be uuuggghhhh. One of the best. The greatest ever. Make ubi great again 👍 👌 ❤

  • @wewel5949
    @wewel5949 3 місяці тому +16

    1:12 sad japanese wife noises

  • @Dragon-Believer
    @Dragon-Believer 3 місяці тому +19

    I don't know why they keep the sword as an object when it's sheathed. That is just asking for trouble. The sword and sheath only need to be separate objects when the sword is out. They're doing it the hard way. Or maybe that is easier but it's going to cause problems.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +5

      exactly, kind of a boneheaded move
      thank you for watching!

    • @ericbright1742
      @ericbright1742 3 місяці тому

      Probably because of in-game upgrades that would change the style of the blade, the handle, the tsuba, and/or the sheath. Need to make it as universal and interchangable as possible.

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 3 місяці тому +2

      The engine probably treats the handle and the blade as a single sword object. Hiding the blade part would also hide the handle.

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 3 місяці тому

      @@winzyl9546 just make a new sheath object that has the top of the sword attached and switch them. It's either lazy or lack of knowledge.

  • @WayStedYou
    @WayStedYou 3 місяці тому +13

    6:06 Ubisoft: seems the same to us!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +5

      there's a difference?
      thank you for watching!

  • @BevinEG
    @BevinEG 3 місяці тому +18

    Great presentation at the meeting today. Too bad you got fired right after. The NERVE of some people amirite?!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +3

      Bro I know, right?! Unbelievable
      They'll be hearing about this on Twitter!
      Thank you for watching!

  • @IconoclasticFeverDream
    @IconoclasticFeverDream 3 місяці тому +5

    Okay, I loved that first, now infamous drunken rant, and this follow up vid is so good you earned a sub from me. Fantastic work, I actually laughed out loud on several occasions and for a jaded UA-cam addict that is incredible. Much love ❤️

  • @kageshira
    @kageshira 3 місяці тому +19

    Needs more Gundams and Saint Clothes to be fully historically accurate

  • @asaka616
    @asaka616 3 місяці тому +17

    You could delay it as long as Duke Nukem Forever, and it wouldn't be enough time to fix this train wreck.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +7

      I agree, there are WAY too many core issues lol
      thank you for watching!

  • @DashBlue
    @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +4

    6:29 TO BATTLE!

  • @satotot3739
    @satotot3739 2 місяці тому +7

    UBIはどんな画像素材も左右、上下反転させたらフリー素材扱いらしいので、このまま発売して頂いて今までのUBI画像素材を左右・上下反転でフリー素材で使える事を楽しみにしています。

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому +2

      コメントありがとうございます。
      発売した暁には、左右反転したアサクリ・フリー素材で1時間耐久動画を制作したいと思います(嘘)

  • @jakubs.5966
    @jakubs.5966 2 місяці тому +2

    I love your commentary without any reservations! ありがとう ございます.

  • @vitruviuszhang
    @vitruviuszhang 3 місяці тому +4

    Well, standing near the master with his blade out, that's the 'assassin' spirit 😂

  • @magicboyartindonesia8976
    @magicboyartindonesia8976 3 місяці тому +12

    lets go! my favorite Japanese couple are here to protect the culture!!!

  • @Robb_in_Oz
    @Robb_in_Oz 3 місяці тому +14

    i need more videos of you guys ripping Assassins Creed Shadows apart

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +5

      oh we got plenty more shots to take don't you worry
      thank you for watching!

    • @vascomanteigas9433
      @vascomanteigas9433 3 місяці тому

      I would sugest to replace Yusaku armor with Daikatana's power armor from 25th Century. 😂
      Or replace the Yusaku's first Kill mission by the Xenomorphs, Neomorphs and Predators. 😂
      And Nobunaga was Mister Troll from Troll Physics 😂 He never died due to fire on his own Castle, he build a Troll Car and fly way using Izu magnets. 😂

  • @ねこねこにゃんこねこにゃんにゃん

    Yoooooo another peak!!! Love your videos man

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +4

      thank you so much for watching!

  • @walkir2662
    @walkir2662 3 місяці тому +1

    Loved it! Expected thecomment pointing out the ygot the bird sound wrong to be added, but it was probably hard to select.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому

      Thank you so much!
      If the people want us to review more comments we will. The bird sound was something we checked out and it was kind of different, but hard to really bring up as it wasn't completely egregious. (From what we heard anyway)

  • @akanomamushi15
    @akanomamushi15 2 місяці тому +3

    I loved this vid and I remember your observations about Ubi's fantasy Yasuke having Kyuubi no Ita and Sendan no Ita on his armor despite not using a bow. I rewatched clips of the manga and anime Angolmois Genkou Kassenki, which is set during the Mongol Invasions of Japan. There, warriors using a bow have Kyuubi no Ita and Sendan no Ita on their armor. Meanwhile, the ones who were not using a bow don't have them on. This is good detail as it is dependent on the warrior if he puts it on or not.
    Anyways, I really hope AC Shadows tank hard, especially, when you learn that the reason for the character change was based on a certain druggie.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому

      That's really interesting information, thank you for the comment!
      Yeah, I don't think they can fix the game lol
      Thank you for watching!

  • @eldeisone7855
    @eldeisone7855 3 місяці тому +13

    F !
    You guys make me laugh so much, please never change ! love from France ^^

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +3

      your rice is now fully riced, buy the booster pack to double your output!
      thank you for the love from France!

  • @FandomChronicle
    @FandomChronicle 3 місяці тому +2

    This is gold, I truly hope Asmon can react to more of your videos.
    This is pure comedy

  • @DaloKnight
    @DaloKnight 3 місяці тому +4

    Love yalls content and perspective, keep it up!

  • @AngelOfRepentance
    @AngelOfRepentance 3 місяці тому +7

    About kintsugi and instruments, I've actually seen a youtube video of an ocarina maker/player that has and plays a kintsugi'd ocarina. I think It's not a big deal because the sound comes from the air vibrating through the holes, and not from the instrument itself vibrating or reverberating sound like in, I dunno, a violin.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +3

      That's very interesting information!
      Thank you for letting us know!

  • @JKiefer
    @JKiefer 3 місяці тому +3

    I wouldn't be surprised if they confused Chinese and Japanese periods during their "research". I am 100% convinced they stole Zoro's sword design by accident because they googled "Oda sword" and confused Oda Nobunaga with Oda Eiichiro (One piece mangaka).

  • @lordpheles6809
    @lordpheles6809 3 місяці тому +2

    Fantastic community and fantastic channel! Keep up the awesome work!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому

      Thank you so much for the kind words!

  • @abruptdemise2691
    @abruptdemise2691 3 місяці тому +7

    The Sekigahara Teppoutai banner is still in the game? I thought that got removed instantly. It's crazy to think Ubi's just ghosting them when the solution is as simple as swapping out a texture.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +3

      they removed some of the smaller issues, and have note disclosed what was done to the other more egregious parts
      they've also told Sekigahara Teppoutai that they can't make changes because of the November release date
      well well well, how to turn tables..
      thank you for watching!

  • @DyxoXinoro
    @DyxoXinoro 3 місяці тому +2

    "You can't fire me, I'm black!"
    "For now."
    Girl gonna steal our boi's melonin 😭

  • @hiroyukisatoh5406
    @hiroyukisatoh5406 3 місяці тому +12

    「日本の歴史を学習する事が出来ます」といいつつ、作品の内容は雑・嘘・蔑みの日本
    間違え探しゲームといったほうが良いよ。
    UBI says that you can learn about Japanese history, but the content of the work is a messy, lie, and derogatory Japan.
    It would be better to call it a spot the difference game.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +2

      UBIの考える「アジアっぽいもの」と低クオリティのシステムが相まってひどいことになっていますね。しかもウォーリーを探せって間違い探し本より見ていて疲れるんですよね…
      コメントありがとうございました。

  • @DefNotCriss
    @DefNotCriss 3 місяці тому +4

    Absolutely roasted. Good video, I enjoyed you guys taking the piss at ubi. Now all that is left is a narrated video about growing rice.

  • @くろ-u1i
    @くろ-u1i 3 місяці тому +7

    マジで舞台を西暦2314年の日本とかにして織田信長13世に仕えた黒人侍弥助6世とかにしてたら日本人は何も文句言わんかったよな…
    西洋人が日本を舞台にしたバカゲー作ったぞで終わったのに。

    • @vascomanteigas9433
      @vascomanteigas9433 3 місяці тому

      I fell some Daikatana vibes...

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому +1

      黒船が来なかった世界線での近未来サムライファンタジーだったら、逆に日本人受けしたかもですね!
      コメントありがとうございます。

  • @acethetitle
    @acethetitle 2 місяці тому +2

    The fact that the "Rush Hour 3" epilogue takes place at the Eiffel Tower is hilarious !!! Ubi-slop take this Drunk (or Crazy Sober) Japanese Couple's advice and rebrand the game from "AC: Shadows" to "RH: Shadows". You will make back your money without giving any credit. You guys win. [-_-]
    Seriously though, it is some weird fate that if Ubi-slop never made such a bad concept for a game, I wouldn't have found the best couple of all Japanese UA-cam. Love from India; keep sharing some interesting knowledge from Japan and Shinto culture, never forget about it. :')

  • @danielsuguwa746
    @danielsuguwa746 3 місяці тому +14

    Let's go!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +3

      thank you for watching!

    • @danielsuguwa746
      @danielsuguwa746 3 місяці тому +1

      @@DashBlue You're welcome! 😊

  • @JboyAbanes
    @JboyAbanes 3 місяці тому +15

    UDEISOFT is dying... Squeer Enix is following suit.

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 3 місяці тому

      Well, when Tencent buys them, the Chinese influence won't get less.

  • @Akemi-love
    @Akemi-love 3 місяці тому +5

    Dash Research Unit should be the next generation Japanese game review channel!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +3

      DRU Team rise up!

    • @Akemi-love
      @Akemi-love 3 місяці тому +1

      @@DashBlue That's something out of Kamen Rider!

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 3 місяці тому

      DRU sounds Despicable Me to me :)

  • @sketchystruggles5361
    @sketchystruggles5361 3 місяці тому +3

    Dmc5 is actually a great example of winning back a fanbase

  • @Undetermination
    @Undetermination 3 місяці тому +2

    10:25 There are 2 categories in that 7%, Ubisoft employees + their families and people who want to roast it for content.

  • @NebulaMonk
    @NebulaMonk 3 місяці тому +7

    MUGA😂 ( jojo goes muda muda) UBI goes MUGA MUGA

  • @ven2368
    @ven2368 2 місяці тому

    The way your wife said "You have to dye your hair!" sounded absolutely perfect!🤣

  • @seyd5912
    @seyd5912 3 місяці тому +23

    I have a genius idea for UBI. They should remove Yasuke, but in exchange to not be called racist in black history month they turn Naoe Black and when they're asked about it just say it's a parallel world./s

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +4

      bro I wouldn't put it past them to try something like this
      thank you for watching!

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 3 місяці тому +2

      Issekai is too Japanese for Ubi. Unless BL Issekai exists. Then Ubi might know. Yasuke being in Japan is kind of an Issekai already. He didn't belong in that world.

  • @SoulHuN7eR
    @SoulHuN7eR 3 місяці тому +4

    Useless knowledge of the day: there is a word in greek vocabulary μούγγα or μούγκα spelling it as muga in english, which roughly translates as silence. 😅

  • @lewiskellett5654
    @lewiskellett5654 3 місяці тому +7

    Cant wait for the absolute tidal storm of shit in February

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +1

      it'll be an event to remember
      thank you for watching!

  • @Sleepingcrusader
    @Sleepingcrusader 3 місяці тому +7

    You two better spent Valentine's day being love dovey in Assassin Creed. :^)

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +4

      oh bro you know it
      thank you for watching!

  • @samtisfaction
    @samtisfaction 3 місяці тому +6

    YAY WIFE!!! XD love you guys

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +4

      thank you for the kind words!

  • @RogelioV1985
    @RogelioV1985 2 місяці тому +1

    Welcome back, DashBlue! Much appreciation for making these videos of Ubisoft!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому +1

      thank you for watching!

  • @iDivinity117
    @iDivinity117 3 місяці тому +1

    Tbh I was more looking forward to your coverage of the game than the game itself and now I’m disappointed that it got delayed lmao! Always waiting for your next vid. You and your wife are hilarious

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому

      Thank you so much for the support!
      We'll probably have to start expanding beyond just covering this game as that's too niche, we hope you'll join us in the other videos!

  • @zackmillers550
    @zackmillers550 3 місяці тому +5

    Nice vid, I like your editing

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +1

      thank you so much for the kind words!

  • @ようこそ3363
    @ようこそ3363 3 місяці тому +8

    Are we gonna get a chance to buy that MUGA hat?

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +5

      if the people demand it, we will do it!
      thank you for watching!

  • @AEsir_Goji
    @AEsir_Goji 3 місяці тому +6

    3:17..... I'd buy that hat.

  • @o7....o1
    @o7....o1 3 місяці тому +1

    if i ever visit Japan, i want to meet you two, even get an autograph

  • @ntolman
    @ntolman 2 місяці тому +2

    Remember this is all France's fault as Ubisoft is French. For once it is not America's fault.

  • @Jameskaimuki
    @Jameskaimuki 3 місяці тому +2

    Oooo Danmachi game coming out in February! I'm excited.

  • @Kensuke0987
    @Kensuke0987 3 місяці тому +1

    lmao Chris Tucker replacing Nobunaga and being a royalty-free comedian

  • @indianajons5847
    @indianajons5847 2 місяці тому

    I can very easily see the Ubisoft meetings being like this!!

  • @yukarimurasaki
    @yukarimurasaki 3 місяці тому +4

    The pronunciation of your wife talking English is so かわいいてすね。

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you for the kind comment!

  • @Eninaaa11
    @Eninaaa11 3 місяці тому +1

    I honestly wouldn't be even surprised if they included Sun Tzu in the trailer, and claimed that he was the greatest Japanese general

  • @NightSlinga1304
    @NightSlinga1304 3 місяці тому +5

    They should just replace the instrument with the most influential Japanese instrument. The "Otamatone"... with kintsugi!

    • @satotot3739
      @satotot3739 2 місяці тому

      オタマトーンってそんなに有名なんですか…日本人の方が知らないかもね…

  • @Arukorstza
    @Arukorstza 3 місяці тому +1

    There is one rule in game development that often gets forgotten, don't use placeholder textures. Because they're going to still be there when the game launches. Placeholder textures are whatever someone in the office finds that fits, usually art which doesn't belong to the company. If you can't keep track of your placeholders then don't use them at all, use a neon colour instead so at least then you won't be costing everyone potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars when you look like an idiot. And when things are just a blaringly magenta hue it can be something you look back on and laugh at, because that was silly but it didn't hurt anyone and was easy to notice and fix.
    The other rule is to at least do a google search about a thing before you decide to waste work hours implementing it. But then again I get it, why would I spend two hours saving myself from doing ten plus hours of work that turn out like trash when I could just make the trash and double down whenever someone points it out? I'm not wrong, everyone else is... clearly.
    Unironically a person in charge using a search engine would save a lot of game studios from making obvious missteps.

  • @LunaBlanche7328
    @LunaBlanche7328 2 місяці тому

    Thank you Dash kun and no-name Wife chan. Your videos are really entertaining! I hope you get more views than ubisoft earns in a lifetime

  • @Olerolin
    @Olerolin 2 місяці тому +2

    F to Rice!

  • @GeorgeAlexanderOz
    @GeorgeAlexanderOz 3 місяці тому +1

    When you said they would remove the "instrument", I initially though you would say the katana. That one was making them a lot of trouble.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому

      oh bro, I LOVE this idea

  • @fallbranch
    @fallbranch 3 місяці тому +1

    "The Wife With No Name"
    Is that the one with Clint Eastwood in it?

  • @luckymapache
    @luckymapache 3 місяці тому +1

    Am I the only one thinking Ubi made the kunoichi father's face modeling the famous actor Sanada Hiroyuki?

  • @Spencestar
    @Spencestar 2 місяці тому

    His sword pokes through the sheath for the entire gameplay you can see it better when he bends down to pet the dog at 9:25

  • @a.p.k8656
    @a.p.k8656 3 місяці тому +1

    It seems yasuke is gonna do seppuku even before the release 😂, u guys rock btw, インド、ケララ州からの願い

  • @grismatics
    @grismatics 2 місяці тому +3

    "for now..."

  • @zeensky0432
    @zeensky0432 3 місяці тому +3

    めちゃくちゃ笑ったwwwお気に入りは"I identify as moose"ですwwwww
    でもクリスタッカーの起用は実際とても良い案だと思います。フィフス・エレメントのルビーがIsekai-Tenseiして弥助になって暴れまわるとかめちゃくちゃ面白そう

    • @fobinc
      @fobinc 3 місяці тому

      Bit then the whole game would just be him running away from fights while screaming.

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  2 місяці тому

      コメントありがとうございます!
      確かにあのルビーが弥助のポジションに居たら、逆に日本人にバカ受けしそうですね。私なら許しちゃう笑

  • @frostymeatpuppet2518
    @frostymeatpuppet2518 3 місяці тому

    The 'F' to rice is Almost as immersive as the eating mini game in Star Wars outlaws!

  • @random3263827
    @random3263827 2 місяці тому +1

    How did I not know about you two wonderful little gremlins sooner? You're both such treasures!🥰💖

  • @myatking6640
    @myatking6640 3 місяці тому +1

    Im be becoming a fan of this channel. The couple duo is cool.

  • @kunou_noah
    @kunou_noah 3 місяці тому

    Very educational, thanks Dash and wife. ~ Definitely not Ubisoft employee 2024

  • @ThatchNetherfold
    @ThatchNetherfold 3 місяці тому +1

    8:20 See. I told you guys they're so going to use that excuse.

  • @Robin1996ify
    @Robin1996ify 2 місяці тому

    At this point, Ubisoft might as well say that this game is set in an alternate *dimension*

  • @Haroldd-
    @Haroldd- 3 місяці тому +7

    Your wife is very funny. The Japanese culture you guys dive into is very fun and interesting. Too bad doobysoft are so far up their own asshole though. Thank you for another video!

    • @DashBlue
      @DashBlue  3 місяці тому

      Thank you so much for the kind words!
      doobysoft lol, I like that

  • @pisuoxide
    @pisuoxide 3 місяці тому +1

    "rice kinda just.... rices" nice one