Sheldon On Teaching Women, And then uses Google

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  • leonard has to promote science to women and girls and sheldon and howard have to help... and then sheldon uses google in a very funny way
    from season 6 episode 18 The Contractual Obligation Implementation
    no copyright intended, entertainment reasons only

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  • @RenaissanceM
    @RenaissanceM 4 роки тому +2031

    “I’m not saying people can’t use tools...”
    Goddamn Sheldon...that was brutal 😂😂😂

    • @STaRBoY-sn9cm
      @STaRBoY-sn9cm 3 роки тому +22

      Savage!!! 👊😂

    • @DonSantosVII
      @DonSantosVII Рік тому +7

      No need to use the Lord's name in vein

    • @B.A.B.G.
      @B.A.B.G. Рік тому +2

      @@DonSantosVII Exactly.

    • @sakshamsharma3527
      @sakshamsharma3527 6 місяців тому

      ​@@DonSantosVIIthere's only one lord. Lord Voldemort.

  • @taylorhalders1841
    @taylorhalders1841 9 років тому +7822

    "How do I get 12 year old girls excited" HAHAHAHAH adding that one to my Sheldon Cooper's best lines list

    • @andrewgarfield5512
      @andrewgarfield5512 9 років тому +33

      Anon Person That was funny lol

    • @limerence8365
      @limerence8365 7 років тому +31

      Taylor Halders You have a list? #Notjudging

    • @aparajitob
      @aparajitob 6 років тому +24

      You had to type it out anyway, didn't you?

    • @sophiaarnold1875
      @sophiaarnold1875 6 років тому +26

      Sheldon, why don’t you take a seat over there?

    • @TheXmeimei
      @TheXmeimei 5 років тому +82

      "i am not crazy, my mother had me tested."
      "If i was wrong, don't you think i'd know it?"

  • @lostinfflood
    @lostinfflood 9 років тому +4974

    I love the quote "Some people are otters, some people are rocks".

    • @MrDoa1234
      @MrDoa1234 8 років тому +6

      +dave mcc Me to :)

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 6 років тому +5

      dave mcc What does that mean exactly? Aren't otters just there? Like they don't do much out of the ordinary.

    • @carlincmullins
      @carlincmullins 6 років тому +78

      Lori Wolfcat it's two jokes coming together. Earlier Sheldon said Leonard was a tool because he drove him around and said "even an otter will grab a rock when he wants a clam" he is basically calling Leonard a tool again

    • @richardtrujillo1692
      @richardtrujillo1692 5 років тому +4

      dave mcc I’m a rock

    • @taitjones6310
      @taitjones6310 5 років тому +12

      @@LoriWolfcat some people are leaders, others are followers

  • @otakualways
    @otakualways 10 років тому +3578

    i like when sheldon is actually serious and smart. Like no jokes or insulting people just him using his brain logically =)

    • @claynite2784
      @claynite2784 4 роки тому +14

      1k likes 6 years old, first comment

    • @cheesemccheese5780
      @cheesemccheese5780 3 роки тому

      1k likes 6 years old, first comment

    • @fasterslower6778
      @fasterslower6778 3 роки тому +15

      But you are truly a genius when you have both e.q and i.q .Sheldon has I Q but he lacks EQ .Leonard is real smart.

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 3 роки тому +9

      @@fasterslower6778 lol no, Sheldon is crippled socially but Leonard is below average across the board.

    • @lavat9958
      @lavat9958 3 роки тому +13

      @@xandercorp6175 '' Leonard is below average across the board.'' Hahah, sure sure buddy.

  • @ninjashep5264
    @ninjashep5264 4 роки тому +1728

    Sheldon's quote is so true. You can't convince women to get into the sciences once they're already in Universit. You need to target them in like middle school while they're still young enough to get super interested.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 4 роки тому +115

      Well the goal of the university was to fill a quota, not to promote sciences.

    • @jruss9851
      @jruss9851 4 роки тому +77

      The question is, why do you have to convince them in the first place?

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT 4 роки тому +54

      @@jruss9851 I don't know about the sciences, but the WHO found that female leaders were more likely to invest in their communities. Perhaps women in science would lead to more human centric investments?

    • @mordredvonumbra154
      @mordredvonumbra154 4 роки тому +21

      @@ranimeRAT Hell if i know. Truth of existence is that everyone is pulled towards something and at least one of those things must be productive. Dont know if there is reason to encourage women into science. They are doing remarkably well in medicine so the time when they believed they cant do difficult brain work is clearly over. Thus they will go into science if they want to. Seems like a good spot in the movement to be. More cooks could only overcook this situation in my opinion.

    • @Nelcomarproductions
      @Nelcomarproductions 3 роки тому +6

      But they won't. Women are not into science as males are.

  • @ColonelPeppers
    @ColonelPeppers 10 років тому +6195

    If he hit 'Enter', he would be on the FBI watch list.

    • @FerretJohn
      @FerretJohn 10 років тому +732

      Have you seen Sheldon's past behavior? He's already on them.

    • @nikkfrostt
      @nikkfrostt 10 років тому +218

      FerretJohn Yes but only because he was trying to make weapons to stop the kids from picking on him

    • @newkj11964
      @newkj11964 10 років тому +102

      ***** and the nuclear reactor

    • @FreeWalk458
      @FreeWalk458 10 років тому +76

      He doesn't need to press Enter, auto completion did the work :)

    • @wb4882
      @wb4882 9 років тому +20

      FreeWalk458 ew that should not be on auto complete!

  • @laisensei6984
    @laisensei6984 Рік тому +45

    The fact that Howard asks before hand what he is searching with both a bit of mockery and a slight ounce of genuine concern shows how well he knows Sheldon, which is the cherry on top of the cake.

  • @Anakuya1
    @Anakuya1 10 років тому +7529

    SHELDON: "How do I get 12 year old girls excited"
    LEONARD & HOWARD: "NO!!!"
    SHELDON: " :O why?"
    ME: "You'll understand when your older..."

    • @blancarosales3400
      @blancarosales3400 10 років тому +360

      So hilarious but I love Sheldon being so innocent :D

    • @jakesohn7591
      @jakesohn7591 10 років тому +138

      OMG it's as if we watched the SAME VIDEO!!! COOL!!!

    • @lazyboy410
      @lazyboy410 10 років тому +38

      ***** Not that i disagree with you here but why do people feel the need to correct a complete strangers grammar mistakes on a video comment section???

    • @14Schofield
      @14Schofield 10 років тому +76

      lazyboy410 Preserving the language is vital as we move into the future and less people speak it properly. If you can't spell "you're" correctly online, chances are you can't spell it properly in real life either.

    • @Aidsking
      @Aidsking 9 років тому +40

      14Schofield It's the internet, who honestly cares, Languages evolve all the time, I spell honour, Americans spell honor, doesn't mean it's wrong, And yes your and you're is, but as long as you understand, who gives a rats ass.

  • @nate3866
    @nate3866 7 років тому +251

    The script for this scene was well written. Sheldon took that 5 seconds to think of one idea, he owned it, in the most disinterested way possible.

  • @TheRatesMusic
    @TheRatesMusic 10 років тому +9699

    this show might get more kids interested in physics, engineering not so much.

    • @LS-Moto
      @LS-Moto 10 років тому +629

      LOL Sheldon cooper, a fictional character, has ruined that engineering business.

    • @peachsnakes4483
      @peachsnakes4483 9 років тому +461

      My father is an engenieer and when Sheldon makes fun of him we all look at dad like "what are you going to do now?" LOL

    • @JSPaul49
      @JSPaul49 8 років тому +51

      +L.S. Moto Two things, broski. One, Howard contributed too. He has too many gross moments. And two, fictional characters inspire and discourage all sorts of things. DBZ, twilight, religion, you name it.

    • @LS-Moto
      @LS-Moto 8 років тому +10

      joshua Paul
      agreed.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 8 років тому +173

      +L.S. Moto Nah, is just that Howard is too stupid for an engineer. Every time Sheldon cracks a joke about him being an engineer, he should point out that virtually everything Sheldon uses to make his life easier has been thought out and built by an engineer. He should challenge Sheldon to live a single day without using anything built by an engineer, see how far that would get him.

  • @emmyg
    @emmyg 3 роки тому +171

    That little smile Howard has on his face after screaming no to Sheldon like he is trying his best not to laugh 😂

    • @TheDMan2003
      @TheDMan2003 11 місяців тому +3

      I think that was Simon, not Howard.

    • @eddyr1041
      @eddyr1041 6 місяців тому

      And hit the cancel button or alt home/del😅

  • @chocolate17805
    @chocolate17805 3 роки тому +116

    Sheldon’s clueless look to their response of his google search is what makes Sheldon more cute.☺️

    • @nintendonerdsvideos4727
      @nintendonerdsvideos4727 Рік тому +3

      Sheldon may be book smart, but he is penny level when it comes to street smarts

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 4 роки тому +504

    “Sir. We have one putting it in the search bar.”
    “Wait till he hits search. Then we go in!”

    • @serbonkers4130
      @serbonkers4130 4 роки тому +10

      Man, then they could guest star Chris Hansen

    • @christianstarke1117
      @christianstarke1117 4 роки тому +9

      dave latumbo And how old were these girls that you were going to talk to?

  • @binaway
    @binaway 9 років тому +2501

    I wonder how many people have now googled "How do I get 12 year old girls excited"

    • @annieryder6289
      @annieryder6289 8 років тому +140

      I wonder how many times Sheldon has had the boys in trouble for searches like this.

    • @nintendonerdsvideos4727
      @nintendonerdsvideos4727 8 років тому +56

      +binaway sheldon may be book smart, but street smart he is dumb as a wet rag

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 8 років тому +17

      +McZidanne
      Thank you for your tips :^)

    • @user-cc4kq6hl4c
      @user-cc4kq6hl4c 7 років тому +14

      NSIEGS94 does that even exist ? Like you get arrested for searching this ?

    • @jjkm17
      @jjkm17 7 років тому +4

      binaway I did it

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 4 роки тому +67

    3:53 i love Howard's little run over to sheldon😆

  • @Monica56450
    @Monica56450 Рік тому +38

    Sheldon got lucky that Howard asked him "what exactly are u looking up?". and the NO in unison and poor Sheldon's confused face! Superb script!

  • @martyred6062
    @martyred6062 5 років тому +60

    “How do I get 12 yr old girls excited” I SCREAMED NOOOOO TOGETHER WITH HOWARD AND LEONARD 😂😂

  • @wanderliscious
    @wanderliscious 11 років тому +1707

    a black lady may have answered the space phone... but she was also 4th in the chain of command

    • @xXElcoXx
      @xXElcoXx 10 років тому +131

      Hehe, chain...
      Wait, wtf brain ._.

    • @Djarra
      @Djarra 10 років тому +103

      Plus she rewired the communications during one episode, helped Scotty re calibrate the impulse drive in another led search parties and away missions and was able to work out a way to defeat a cloaking device.
      Later on a big hulking Klingon, a wise cracking Trill and a Ferengi answered the Space Phone. Janeway being a woman didn't need someone else to answer it for her s would do it herself.

    • @FerretJohn
      @FerretJohn 10 років тому +18

      Not really, look at the episodes again, whenever Kirk went down on away missions with the rest of the senior staff he would leave ensigns in charge rather than Uhura

    • @wanderliscious
      @wanderliscious 8 років тому +31

      +FerretJohn he would give them the con when he left the bridge but if something were to wipe out Spock and Sulu, Uhuru would be Captain... though Scotty is considered next in line after Spock he is down in engineering not on the bridge.

    • @mae-5396
      @mae-5396 6 років тому +68

      Wow, it feels like ive just read a conversation between lenard, sheldon, howard and raj 👍👍👍

  • @waynewright5023
    @waynewright5023 3 роки тому +13

    Sheldon Cooper : " How do I get twelve year-old girls excited..??"
    Howard & Leonard : "NO!!!" 😆😅😂

  • @Goatboysminion
    @Goatboysminion 10 років тому +735

    "How do I get twelve year old girls excited.." That was bloody funny!

    • @Jaykayrajput
      @Jaykayrajput 6 років тому +8

      goatboy congo you just made to the NSA watch list

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin 6 років тому +14

      His comment is 4 years old... what do you want to bet he's not on the internet anymore to see your response?

    • @haideralisaif
      @haideralisaif 5 років тому +3

      Are you guys around?

    • @Goatboysminion
      @Goatboysminion 5 років тому +21

      @@Ishlacorrin Still here, mate!😆

    • @zharrenjirehjames2221
      @zharrenjirehjames2221 5 років тому +8

      @@Goatboysminion this aged well 😂

  • @odssOG
    @odssOG 8 років тому +296

    the funny part is that with the personality of the human torch he would heat up that frozen burrito.

    • @woeisheu
      @woeisheu 8 років тому +7

      +Odss V would he have enough control not to burn the thing?

    • @odssOG
      @odssOG 8 років тому +10

      Gouinthymi I think that his "normal" heat would be enough. And if he can light a fire in his finger like a lighter he have enough control :P

    • @dalysiastokes3140
      @dalysiastokes3140 7 років тому +2

      Odss na the burn he gave Howard

    • @wiseguymaybe
      @wiseguymaybe 6 років тому +4

      Amazing. You guys actually sound like the geeks on this show with your Human Torch conversation. I could see Sheldon, Lenard, Howard and Raj engaging in this same exchange sitting at the college cafeteria.

  • @arindamkumar7725
    @arindamkumar7725 3 роки тому +131

    "She has got mammary glands that can nurse a family of 30 and have enough milk left to open a Baskin Robbins" ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘

  • @saiyamanGXT
    @saiyamanGXT 9 років тому +142

    You could see Howard (Simon Helberg) almost breaking character by laughing after shouting NO when stopping Sheldon from looking up his search on Google.

    • @angeloskoulas2157
      @angeloskoulas2157 9 років тому +7

      saiyamanGXT He is not imo. What Sheldon said was indeed funny and something that would make me smile even when saying no to him. Howard is a comic relief character as well so why not anyway?

    • @silverhexagon8077
      @silverhexagon8077 7 років тому +8

      exactly, there's a reason why he asked, the path was familiar to him (Howard)

  • @Yasuke1998
    @Yasuke1998 Рік тому +46

    this entire scene is an example of how brilliant the writing in this show was

  • @mrprojoe1
    @mrprojoe1 3 роки тому +67

    when he typing "How do I get 12 year old girls excited" i nearly passed out cause i just couldnt stop laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Benderrr111
    @Benderrr111 8 років тому +726

    He's too innocent

    • @AlexSeverinski
      @AlexSeverinski 5 років тому +8

      You meant idiotic.

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton 4 роки тому +55

      @@AlexSeverinski No, he was being innocent here. Because he has no dirty thoughts. Don't confuse innocence with stupidity.

    • @AlexSeverinski
      @AlexSeverinski 4 роки тому +7

      @@MicukoFelton "Don't confuse innocence with stupidity."
      Why not? The writers did.

    • @allisonlang75
      @allisonlang75 4 роки тому +7

      @@MicukoFelton well put.

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 4 роки тому

      Hi, Bender!

  • @aranthiea
    @aranthiea 9 років тому +496

    Howard: I got whine.
    Sheldon: I got the B word.

  • @newperve
    @newperve 10 років тому +611

    Alternate title "Sheldon gets on a list"

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 5 років тому +14

      Michael Price, I’m guessing this is some kind of list made by the FBI

    • @deeksha1008
      @deeksha1008 4 роки тому +2

      Sheldon almost gets on a list

    • @KatriceMetaluna
      @KatriceMetaluna 3 роки тому +4

      He was already on a list for trying to acquire plutonium.

  • @channelVlogger
    @channelVlogger 10 років тому +476

    Anyone recognizes that in one episode, sheldon understands every single sexual hint when in the next episode, he again is completely anti-sarcasm and non-sexual?

    • @blaelgore
      @blaelgore 6 років тому +61

      Veryde is Howard who was talking so he could assume it would be sexual, the idea did not came from him so it is a possibility of why he was clueless.

    • @niiokai77
      @niiokai77 3 роки тому +16

      Except when he proceeds to Google how to get 12 year old girls excited 😂😂😂

    • @dragonflarefrog1424
      @dragonflarefrog1424 Рік тому +3

      Yes, because those sexual hints were very overt, and understanding such hints doesn’t equate to understanding sarcasm.

    • @buck8266
      @buck8266 Місяць тому

      Except none of his jokes were sarcasm or everything was sexual

  • @felicciasc
    @felicciasc 7 років тому +332

    I love it how Sheldon is indifferent then when he tries he says something brilliant. reminds me of my aspie son. he'll sit there on his video game and you think he's totally zoned out, then he'll say something that indicates he was paying attention all along.

    • @beckysmisery.9769
      @beckysmisery.9769 6 років тому +1

      NIC FEL Hi! I'm just curious, what does apsie mean?

    • @beckysmisery.9769
      @beckysmisery.9769 6 років тому +2

      Aspie**

    • @amylee9092
      @amylee9092 5 років тому

      I know, right? A friend of mine I met the one time Evanescence (the band I lead) decided to do a Huntsville, AL concert tried my Switch, and he was playing Doom 2016 and still hanging on every word of the conversation! Even moreso when (I kid you not) I decided to test him by suddenly switching to fluent Klingon (I may be in a successful goth rock band, but that doesn't stop me from being a nerd 🤓 myself).

    • @novagod9893
      @novagod9893 4 роки тому +2

      @@amylee9092 lol are you trying to convince us you were in evanescence or yourself

    • @Orisha001
      @Orisha001 4 роки тому +1

      @@amylee9092 lol Amy who are you trying to kid??? GTFO lmao

  • @slimbean4272
    @slimbean4272 4 роки тому +33

    3:50 omg I love how sheldon is so innocent, he's just too pure.

  • @KingFearless
    @KingFearless 3 роки тому +15

    The smirk on his face when he asked "What exactly are you looking up?" he could barely keep a straight face you got to respect the will power the force was strong in that one!

  • @steffywoo1
    @steffywoo1 10 років тому +594

    lol bless him poor sheldon for a smart guy sometimes hes bloody clueless lol

    • @jaded22993
      @jaded22993 7 років тому +10

      stephanie bee Low EQ

    • @jaded22993
      @jaded22993 5 років тому +5

      @Shallex EQ= Emotional Quotient 😂😂 not related to auditory

    • @TonyDQT
      @TonyDQT 4 роки тому

      Cheshire Cat
      You have a cat?

    • @davidhonez8859
      @davidhonez8859 4 роки тому +1

      Not clueless but naive

    • @zaqueenzhane7744
      @zaqueenzhane7744 2 роки тому +2

      yeah einstien couldnt tie his shoes so geniuses often lack simple things like that

  • @queenbrunette9216
    @queenbrunette9216 11 років тому +36

    this is one of the funniest scenes this season... Sheldon googling how to get 12 year old girls excited and Howard and Leonard screaming Noooo! FTW.

  • @91rummy
    @91rummy Рік тому +18

    The innocent look on Sheldon’s face..😂

  • @leedaniso
    @leedaniso 4 роки тому +19

    The way they ran to stop him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bradleymeyer9775
    @bradleymeyer9775 4 роки тому +338

    Why didn’t they have Amy and Bernadette help the guys to help girls get interested in science.

    • @auroradoloresjohnson5276
      @auroradoloresjohnson5276 4 роки тому +65

      They did!! Didn't u watch the show

    • @henrypeters5291
      @henrypeters5291 4 роки тому +21

      Well firstly, at the time, Amy and Bernadette were working at separate companies/universities though Amy would later move the university. Second, they never tried to examine the nuance of speaking to boys and girls differently. In all honesty, their attempts probably would have failed no matter what if they had used a gender neutral class but it would have been better to not wait till the end of the episode to consult their two female scientist friends.

    • @hcroussette
      @hcroussette 3 роки тому +13

      that was the flaw in their plan, which they realized later on in the episode

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 3 роки тому +18

      @@henrypeters5291 It would also fail because men and women have different interests, which many studies have proven. Even when they do go into science, they usually go into the "soft sciences" (like Amy and Bernie). The hard sciences like Engineering and physics are dominated by men, even with the rise of programs literally designed to get more women in them. Dr. Jordan Peterson recently referenced a massive study in Scandinavia (where apparently the society is the most "gender egalitarian"). The women actually ended up going into women dominated careers even more, as did the men into male dominated careers. For example, the ratio of men to women engineers was even higher, as was the ratio of women to men nurses. This showed that it's more about interest than "discrimination". Interestingly, in societies where women are more discriminated against- like in the middle east- women tend to go into the STEM careers at an astounding rate, as a way out of those societies. My physics professor who was a female from Turkey told us about this on day 1. As it turns out, when left to their own devices, men and women are more likely to pursue careers based on interest, rather than necessity. James D'Amore also talked about this a few years ago, and unfortunately it got him fired...

    • @emmanroyhippy6859
      @emmanroyhippy6859 3 роки тому +6

      They were going to Disneyland at that time. But still they made it thru phonecall.

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 4 роки тому +217

    Sheldon: How to get 12 year old girls excited
    Howard & Leonard: NOOOO
    Sheldon: for science [ENTER]

    • @squidwardssoul631
      @squidwardssoul631 4 роки тому +4

      Hlooooo
      Trapped people 😂
      🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @maxxard7992
      @maxxard7992 3 роки тому +4

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @KingFearless
      @KingFearless 3 роки тому +1

      LOL! You silly!

  • @KaseyKay92
    @KaseyKay92 6 років тому +95

    Sheldon: “How do I get 12 year old girls excited?”
    Me: Sheldon!!! Haha~

  • @teambark2
    @teambark2 8 років тому +199

    HAHAHA. "How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" and he does not even know what that means when he says it 😂

    • @playstationsteve
      @playstationsteve 6 років тому +16

      Because unlike science just when it comes to actual common sense he's the exact opposite he's plain stupid

    • @itsSimon13
      @itsSimon13 6 років тому +1

      I don’t understand why did they say no

    • @ashwath5733
      @ashwath5733 6 років тому +9

      Meatloaf49 Wow, you're just as innocent as Sheldon

    • @MsArtemis01
      @MsArtemis01 6 років тому +4

      Meatloaf49 oh boy FBI is going to be knocking on your door soon. 😂🤣

    • @valizeth4073
      @valizeth4073 5 років тому +1

      @@itsSimon13 Google

  • @kaylag5043
    @kaylag5043 4 роки тому +163

    "Some people are otters, some people are rocks"
    Well, in this case Sheldon is the rock. Leonard was using him for information.

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 3 роки тому +10

      And he proved to be a sharper rock than Leonard

  • @masuganut2082
    @masuganut2082 3 роки тому +8

    He’s a genius but so childlike with his innocence hahahaha

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 6 років тому +45

    3:48.
    If it didn’t occur to Howard to ask that question, Sheldon would’ve gone to jail.

  • @ameristar
    @ameristar 8 років тому +271

    Ever just have a supernatural feeling that a comments section of a video isn't worth reading? I'm getting that feeling right this moment.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 8 років тому +31

      +ameristar on youtube, no comment section is worth reading.

    • @youmustcreateachanne
      @youmustcreateachanne 8 років тому +2

      +patrick watkins The few that are you scroll down only to find that the section has been disabled.

    • @JSPaul49
      @JSPaul49 8 років тому +1

      +patrick watkins I like to believe.

    • @mariavazques7000
      @mariavazques7000 8 років тому +2

      m.

    • @FranklinHooah
      @FranklinHooah 7 років тому +1

      ameristar

  • @davidbouncer3760
    @davidbouncer3760 4 роки тому +7

    "I have glass ceiling shattering all over town"
    😂

  • @yalc-04
    @yalc-04 3 роки тому +5

    "I'm not saying people can't use tools" 😂😂

  • @STaRBoY-sn9cm
    @STaRBoY-sn9cm 3 роки тому +10

    "No, you are a tool I was using to make my point"

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 роки тому +2

      Sheldon called two of his friends a tool. All he needs to do is call Raj a tool, and he's got a full belt.

  • @badumtiss5288
    @badumtiss5288 9 років тому +30

    "How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" Wtf? HAHAHA!!

  • @atithipatel1243
    @atithipatel1243 4 роки тому +11

    I’m shocked at how Sheldon is okay with the number of unsolved Rubik’s cubes around the house

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe it is his dirty little secret. He doesn't know how to solve a Rubik's cube.

  • @logicguy2813
    @logicguy2813 8 років тому +353

    you were a tool I was using to make my point .

  • @IndianTelephone
    @IndianTelephone 7 років тому +180

    I really wanted to see Sheldon's reactions while seeing google results.

    • @ashwath5733
      @ashwath5733 6 років тому +17

      IndianTelephone But if he hit Enter the FBI will knock on his door.

    • @ronaldolson6553
      @ronaldolson6553 4 роки тому +10

      @@ashwath5733 And I wanted to see that too...

    • @firstname3359
      @firstname3359 3 роки тому +3

      I’m curious if you do search it up will it be a automatic blacklist,would actual pedophilia show up, or will helpful tips about how to get younger children to be more excited about something pop up but I’m too scared to find out

    • @youmustcreateachanne
      @youmustcreateachanne 3 роки тому +1

      @@firstname3359 Google wouldn't have provided any sort of pedophilia. Only on the dark web would he have accessed anything along those lines.

    • @maxxard7992
      @maxxard7992 3 роки тому

      I wanna see Sheldon smoke some WEED

  • @HenryGiovanniLopezTrujillo1989

    Howard broke his character for seconds while reacting because the statement was so funny to pass by

  • @kshitizacharya982
    @kshitizacharya982 4 роки тому +138

    SHELDON: "HOW DO I GET 12 YEAR GIRLS EXCITED?"
    LEONARD AND HOWARD: "NOOOOOOO"
    SHELDON: *WHY?*
    LEONARD AND HOWARD: "TURN ON THE VPN AND USE TOR BROWSER FIRST."

  • @EmeraldKelsi
    @EmeraldKelsi 6 років тому +18

    "a black lady still answered the space phone" lmaoo

  • @naughtyskywalker9292
    @naughtyskywalker9292 4 роки тому +163

    Sheldon finally said something good: *People should take care of themselves.*

    • @andrewroberts8139
      @andrewroberts8139 4 роки тому +2

      What you are saying is they should make superhuman efforts to counteract massive structural inequality. Wouldn't it make more sense for society to deal with the massive structural inequality?

    • @andrewroberts8139
      @andrewroberts8139 4 роки тому +1

      @pierre persson Governments have made conscious efforts to reduce inequality and been succcessful. It just requires political will.

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 4 роки тому +1

      Khan Skywalker yeah the thing is, it’s not as easy for everyone as it is for you. Some things still need to change to make it so everyone has an equal chance to be successful in life.

    • @naughtyskywalker9292
      @naughtyskywalker9292 4 роки тому +6

      @pierre persson Well said. Life is generally not fair. Genetics and political situations we are born in. But the best fight all odds and still prevail without bitching.
      Feminists movements like what Leonard is trying to is why he will remain a cuckold forever. Advocating science? No one is putting a gun to these college broads to do Gender Studies. STEM subjects are always available. These girls *choose* not to take those. Dont blame society for their choices.

    • @naughtyskywalker9292
      @naughtyskywalker9292 4 роки тому +3

      @@beyondviolet it wasn't easy for me too. But I accepted that life ain't fair and by the law of the jungle: Strongest survives. Weakest whines.

  • @ssesf
    @ssesf 11 років тому +18

    "How do I get 12 year old girls excited?"
    I was asking myself the same question decades ago.

  • @SantiagoTM1
    @SantiagoTM1 4 роки тому +6

    I love Sheldon's complete innocence... ROFLMFAO! The way I did it was to a 6 yr old on her birthday! I gifted her her 1st Microscope & Telescope, & she fell in Love with Science & Math. I made her realize that there was a World Below us, & a World above us. Today, in the year 2020, October, @ the tender age of 29, she's now an ER Physician. Yes, She Drinks, she smokes, she swears, she's gotten into fights; defending herself!, & arrested 4X while in college; just college stuff, like jumping the fence to go swimming @ the University Pool w/her friends on a Full Moon Night. I'm so proud of my DAUGHTER!!! SHe's so proud of her FBI File!

  • @Rkay421
    @Rkay421 6 місяців тому +1

    “How is sexist? My charcter wields a battle axe as well as any man” lol I should use that argument

  • @katynewt
    @katynewt Рік тому +2

    "Howard's disturbing recollections aside..." 😏

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 5 місяців тому +2

    1:10, she also monitors communications in other planets and is trained in linguistic translation. She’s hardly just a secretary

  • @khennyDi
    @khennyDi 4 роки тому +5

    Howard smiled when Sheldon tries to google it 3:55 😅😂🤣

  • @dolphinsays
    @dolphinsays 11 років тому +13

    sheldon accomplished more in 5 seconds then leonard did in an entire night.

  • @DemBigOlEyes
    @DemBigOlEyes 2 роки тому +84

    I love how in the span of 20 seconds, we get to see the 3 types of online stereotypes shows.
    Leonard is the feminist, Sheldon the egalitarian, and Howard the misogynist.

    • @claude2571
      @claude2571 2 роки тому +9

      Feminists are generally considered to be egalitarian, they simply approach it from a female perspective.
      There's a term called "intersectionality" which explains it well.
      Essentially: no person is able to focus on every single human rights issue at once, so they approach finding the greater whole of humanity from the perspective they have the most expertise in.
      A woman is an expert in being a woman, a black person is an expert on being black, but it all connects to a greater good.
      So in theory, feminism is supposed to help men as well

    • @rajs6834
      @rajs6834 2 роки тому +14

      @@claude2571 What a Joke.

    • @dandycrow2821
      @dandycrow2821 2 роки тому +10

      Correction, Leonard is the hypocritical fake-woke beta male (and I doubt in that game men aren't less sexualized, plus, hr could have said something racist, considering that Soulcalibur is a Japanese game series), Sheldon the unaware egalitarian, and Howard is just a human being. Calling him misogynist is wrong and unfair since misogyny means literally "hatred toward women", and I don't see how Howard in the entire series could be considered someone who literally hates women instead of someone who simply likes opposite sex bodies like nature commands. Amy and Penny say even edgier things about males and I don't see anyone call them sexists or misandrists. Not to mention that puritanism and telling women to cover their bodies is historically sexist and misogynistic itself. P. S. Bayonetta's design was created by a woman.

    • @dandycrow2821
      @dandycrow2821 2 роки тому +1

      @@claude2571 Feminists are hypocritical gender suprematists and misandrists.

    • @oceanplanet8160
      @oceanplanet8160 2 роки тому +1

      @@claude2571
      Your jokes are funny.

  • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
    @TheWitchOvAgnesi 5 років тому +3

    LOL Simon broke character at the end. Couldn't stop laughing.

  • @dmstn
    @dmstn 10 років тому +94

    Hey, mother, warrior-princess, franchise owner, I hear glass ceilings shattering all over town.

  • @benlowe1701
    @benlowe1701 8 років тому +46

    They are playing Soulcalibur!
    EDIT: I noticed it form the tune... Then they show Ivy. Lol.

    • @jdd109
      @jdd109 4 роки тому +4

      Don't type edit when we can see you wrote the whole comment in one go mate😂😂😂

    • @PPixieHollow
      @PPixieHollow 3 роки тому

      @@jdd109 lmaoooo

  • @hughmcintosh1246
    @hughmcintosh1246 6 років тому +9

    "Enough milk left over to open a Baskin Robbins" haha

  • @KenS1267
    @KenS1267 2 роки тому +55

    This was a very good point. In the 70's and 80's, when I was a kid, we told young women that it was ok to excel in the humanities and even in things like biology but not mathematics. 40 years later and nothing much has changed. There are many different fields where a solid grounding in advanced math is an absolute necessity and by discouraging young women from getting started on that track in middle school it is essentially a guarantee that they will never get into those fields.

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 2 роки тому +2

      and now there are people teaching that math is sexist/racist because only white men see things as either right or wrong

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +2

      And then you're bad at math and auto excluded from any of them.

    • @claude2571
      @claude2571 2 роки тому +1

      @@corberus3119 that's a conspiracy theory made by conservatives, I'd consider myself left wing and I've never heard another left wing person say that in my life. I've literally only heard it from conservatives. Not saying that there isn't some lunatic out there who genuinely believes that, but it's certainly not even close to the majority.
      It's like saying that every conservative believes that the earth is flat. In fact, flat earthers are probably a bigger group than people who genuinely believe that math on a conceptual level is racist/sexist.

    • @tictac3147
      @tictac3147 2 роки тому +4

      Personally, I don’t see anyone being “discouraged” from pursuing maths or other sciences. People just have different interests and choose to pursue different things. A person who is bad at math is not going to pursue a career in mathematics, a person who is bad in social interactions is not going to pursue a career in humanities or communication, a person who can’t sing is not going to pursue a career in singing, etc… I don’t understand this obsession where every career has to be 50/50 in gender. Everyone should be free to pursue what they want. Schools should aim to spark interest for all careers in all students, not just science and math

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 2 роки тому +1

      @@tictac3147 Sadly as racism and sexism have been inherent in society for so long, they are present in all of its aspects, including academia. The OP is correct in that great strides have been made to correct these wrongs, but for every two steps forward those who want to reverse the progress force a step back.

  • @shayden4296
    @shayden4296 5 років тому +6

    2:58 this scene is one of the best "sheldon is smartest of all of them" scenes in the whole series, damn, almost like me in my social group.

  • @davider6884
    @davider6884 5 років тому +24

    "I’m not saying people can‘t use tools.“
    Ho man...

  • @ebonyloveivory
    @ebonyloveivory 5 років тому +5

    Sheldon's face when he said, "Howard's disturbing recollections aside..."

  • @michaelaquilliam1684
    @michaelaquilliam1684 6 років тому +3

    “How do I get 12 year old girls excited”
    LOL 😂

  • @aksalunke
    @aksalunke 3 роки тому +5

    Michael scott : 'little kid lover', that way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

  • @mcintosh0265
    @mcintosh0265 7 років тому +12

    I love how they're play SCV in this episode

  •  4 роки тому +30

    I am only partially agree with Sheldon on that one. Firstly it depends on which kind of Science, true, but biology is an interesting case. In my country (France) when I was in high school, there was much more female than male students. At PhD level it was still the same but it started to change with Post doc and was largely inverted for PIs.
    The desire of having some sort of family is often affecting women career and the competition in science is against any maternity leaves. This means problems are at every levels, not only at childhood level.

    • @tictac3147
      @tictac3147 2 роки тому

      Against maternity leaves? So what happens if you’re male and get sick or are in need of surgery? Do they fire you? Or do they just hope that none of their workers will ever get sick and will therefore never be absent for a prolonged time, lol?

    •  2 роки тому

      @@tictac3147 the same than maternity leaves... But long illness or injury happens less frequently, much less.
      But to clarify, it is not directly the fact of going on maternity leave that is the direct problem. What is happening is that many women anticipate that, for them, you can't have a family life whilst in research. Indeed, how can I do those crazy experiments that starts at 7am and finishes at 10pm the same day whilst taking care of a kid?
      Unfortunately that is the truth, many women are forced to chose family life Vs science. Nobody will quit science in anticipation of a long illness.

    • @brucheweinberger6863
      @brucheweinberger6863 Рік тому

      ​@@tictac3147I am not speaking for the OP, but I would assume the maternity leave in France is much longer than the six weeks in the US. I am only aware that in Montreal, a woman ( well a man too but someone has to work) can take up to a year maternity leave up to 60 percent of take home pay. While theoretically it sounds great, the woman (or man) that takes a year break will be behind of all employees that were there for the year.

  • @firstcooommment3675
    @firstcooommment3675 5 років тому +8

    2:28 Game: Soul Calibur
    2:30 Major props to Sheldon! Speaking the truth on the glory of randomly generated fighting game characters.

  • @ReganADHD
    @ReganADHD 4 роки тому +9

    Even Howard couldn't contain his laughter at the end lol

  • @admiralflynn895
    @admiralflynn895 10 років тому +3

    "Some people are Otters, some people are Rocks."Great Sheldon quote.

    • @saiyamanGXT
      @saiyamanGXT 10 років тому

      Yeah, coming from a guy who was about to end up on the Perverted Justice watchlist with that google search.

  • @pankhurigupta8509
    @pankhurigupta8509 5 років тому +2

    " I am not saying people can't use tools" .😂🤣
    Legendary Cooper!!

  • @TiongAh23
    @TiongAh23 6 років тому +7

    i love how Howard runs to Sheldon which could possibly be due to the fact that he has searched up bizarre things before

  • @Jaime.Lannister
    @Jaime.Lannister 4 роки тому +10

    This scene is one of the most hilarious in tbbt!😄😂🤣

  • @wickedwolf1000
    @wickedwolf1000 10 років тому +105

    Some people are otter some people are rocks
    Sheldon otter leonard rock

  • @Nikl0498
    @Nikl0498 3 роки тому +1

    "How do I get twelve years old girls excited" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 7 років тому +78

    Blacklisted by FBI and NSA

    • @IvanPlayStation4LiFe
      @IvanPlayStation4LiFe 6 років тому

      NASA?

    • @FirstLast-kb7kn
      @FirstLast-kb7kn 5 років тому +1

      I'm sure Sheldon has been on every government list at some point.

    • @jietroraximoff2805
      @jietroraximoff2805 4 роки тому

      @@IvanPlayStation4LiFe NSA-National Security Agency

    • @r3dx226
      @r3dx226 3 роки тому

      @@FirstLast-kb7kn pretty sure the FBI still tracks him since the time he tried making a nuclear reactor at home

  • @SHAZAM629
    @SHAZAM629 4 роки тому +9

    "How do I get 12 yrs old girls excited?"
    Nooooooooooooo

  • @kaizoisevil
    @kaizoisevil 11 років тому +26

    "How do I get 12 year old girls excited?"
    Answer: Play One Direction.

  • @hamzakhairi4765
    @hamzakhairi4765 4 роки тому +11

    Uhura's role being described as "answering the phone" is way simplified. As a communications officer she needs to understand wave frequencies wavelengths and be able to pick up different dialects if she doesn't do her job the Enterprise is isolated from Star fleet

    • @stargazer7644
      @stargazer7644 3 роки тому

      Wave frequencies and wavelengths? 🙄

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer Рік тому

      If she doesn't do her job, the rest of the crew won't know when there's an emergency!

    • @ASimoneau
      @ASimoneau Рік тому

      ​@@videogollumer Nonsense. Kirk just says "Red Alert" and that annoying klaxon siren goes off.

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer Рік тому

      @@ASimoneau She's the one that PUSHES THE BUTTON that makes it go off! Kirk just gives the order.

    • @ASimoneau
      @ASimoneau Рік тому

      @@videogollumer Lucky for her there's a man in the room to tell when there's trouble.

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte 4 роки тому +2

    Sheldon just called Leonard a tool and Leonard just went with it.

  • @fordrestored4646
    @fordrestored4646 4 роки тому +10

    So Sheldon just wiggles the joy stick and the other guy just licks his lips and presses B repeatedly

  • @HorusHeresy1982
    @HorusHeresy1982 4 роки тому +5

    This show is the science and geek/gamer culture equivalent of Dances with Wolves.

  • @ognjenkrstic4083
    @ognjenkrstic4083 11 років тому +6

    I love how Sheldon doesn't understand things like what he wanted to Google in this clip.

  • @maximumeffort5877
    @maximumeffort5877 4 роки тому +2

    You didn’t let him finish. Excited, about science

  • @MusicJamSchauspiel
    @MusicJamSchauspiel 11 років тому +5

    I would like to see Sheldon putting away his phone saying "I'm too smart for this shit"

  • @saoirsevicteoiria2759
    @saoirsevicteoiria2759 4 роки тому +1

    A timely reminder that we all need friends, a second pov to constructively critique our delicate work.

  • @fumetsu-950
    @fumetsu-950 4 роки тому +29

    HELP ME I GOOGLED IT NOW THE COPS ARE HERE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ME THE WIFI SIGNAL IS GETTING WEAK I DON

    • @aayushtripathi3799
      @aayushtripathi3799 4 роки тому

      rip

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 3 роки тому

      You probably did more than this to get that kind of treatment.Judging by your pfp ofc

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 роки тому

      @@abyssstrider2547 well judging by his pfp, he must have a shit ton of loli porn

  • @harshiita9635
    @harshiita9635 4 роки тому +2

    He presses enter on that search
    " FBI, OPEN UP"

    • @sheldonleecooper506
      @sheldonleecooper506 4 роки тому +1

      That's not the first time the F.B.I showed up at my door. I tried to make a nuclear reactor to power my neighborhood for free.

  • @josephmarrison4606
    @josephmarrison4606 5 років тому +3

    Sheldon almost looking up that was the funniest moment on this show ever. LOL.

  • @laliquehomophoenix3452
    @laliquehomophoenix3452 4 роки тому +4

    "Some people are Otters, Some people are rocks". Lol 😅

  • @cryss5824
    @cryss5824 7 років тому +13

    0:41 Leonard just got Toolzoned..XD

  • @mathwiz3145
    @mathwiz3145 4 роки тому +7

    I like how the parts of sheldon’s brain that don’t quite go to the top floor includes anything do to with inappropriate jokes.