PRO GK REACTS TO CAL THE DRAGON - WORST PERFORMANCE EVER??

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  • @SacaryBagna.
    @SacaryBagna. Рік тому +1841

    ''TikTok goalkeeper'' really speaks for itself

    • @loutboyxoxo
      @loutboyxoxo Рік тому +47

      Exactly bro, not even a "UA-cam goalkeeper"

    • @stewiegriffin4295
      @stewiegriffin4295 Рік тому +7

      Είμαι μεγάλος θαυμαστής κύριε Μπέζο

    • @harryd6194
      @harryd6194 Рік тому

      He’s literally got a mental disability, just let him be himself

    • @chaseb7709
      @chaseb7709 Рік тому +49

      To even call him a GK is a insult towards GK's lol

    • @TheGiantKillers
      @TheGiantKillers Рік тому +5

      errm Everton vs Leeds today.

  • @captain_lynn2179
    @captain_lynn2179 Рік тому +1625

    As a goalkeeper, it is very easy to see he didn't do very well, but at the same time it's an event for fun and we shouldnt bash him for his mistakes (too hard)

    • @sumboi2321
      @sumboi2321 Рік тому +246

      Fully agreed, but sadly Cal doesn’t help himself by saying shit like “I could save a penalty from Harry Kane”

    • @Nicopicorico330
      @Nicopicorico330 11 місяців тому

      I think I’m better than him he’s god awful

    • @melexie9155
      @melexie9155 11 місяців тому +11

      He wasnt even trying, ofc we can

    • @Marcus-cg6fo
      @Marcus-cg6fo 11 місяців тому

      @@sumboi2321 Yes lad he's got autism. Jesus leave the guy alone

    • @mrpoopyluke
      @mrpoopyluke 11 місяців тому +52

      @@sumboi2321 of course he can, he'd just have to stand there and it would blast over the bar

  • @memes4u378
    @memes4u378 Рік тому +572

    mark goldbridge summarised his performance perfectly he may have been dodgy guarding the net, but his distribution was fantastic

    • @theoph1932
      @theoph1932 11 місяців тому +53

      that foot distribution is actually better than De Gea LOL

    • @seongthongchuah8356
      @seongthongchuah8356 11 місяців тому +18

      @@theoph1932 Ten Hag probably rather have Cal than De Gea, he just won't admit it 😂

    • @shiehjohan7881
      @shiehjohan7881 7 місяців тому

      @@seongthongchuah8356Sums up Onana pretty well

    • @user-ei3ei4dy6o
      @user-ei3ei4dy6o 7 місяців тому +1

      @@seongthongchuah8356 And now we have Cal the Onana, great with legs, not so good with saves

    • @seongthongchuah8356
      @seongthongchuah8356 7 місяців тому +2

      @@user-ei3ei4dy6o Nah, at least Cal is decent with his feet, Onana is shit even short distribution 😂 just ask Casemiro

  • @tempestional
    @tempestional Рік тому +727

    the day i saw cal and the bs he does on/off the field, i knew he would eventually shoot himself in the foot in a big event.
    but he shouldn’t be getting the amount of hate he is, some ppl are being too harsh

    • @arandomguy3222
      @arandomguy3222 Рік тому +123

      the reason people are being so harsh on him is because cal was the one constantly complaining about his team yet he played pretty bad himself

    • @quyxanh
      @quyxanh Рік тому

      @@arandomguy3222 well hes autistic pal you can’t hold him to the same standard you hold normal people to

    • @emlynjones6616
      @emlynjones6616 Рік тому +78

      He is shocking but I just feel bad for the man. He has serious autism and obviously hasn't got the support system around him to help with that and instead has tiktokers using him for fame

    • @alessiodeseck6437
      @alessiodeseck6437 Рік тому +23

      @@emlynjones6616 I feel like people are micro analysing his mistakes cuz he said multiple times that he was up there with the likes of pickford etc. But its very sad to see how he is used for cloud by a lot of people

    • @sgsggsgsshshs8900
      @sgsggsgsshshs8900 Рік тому

      @@emlynjones6616 football is competitive sports, and then this social media stars claim to the best goalie -> got tested on competitive level bruh this is not even amateur league -> screw up big times.
      Fck him, he cant even play decent game

  • @pruneface90
    @pruneface90 Рік тому +473

    I play as an amateur (Sunday league) keeper. This video was fascinating. You put your finger on so many aspects of Cal's goalkeeping, and goalkeeping generally, that I recognise as weaknesses in my own game. Which brings me to my question. You were (rightly) critical of Cal's (rather erratic) positioning, especially when he was on the edge of his penalty area. I also noticed that, even in 1v1 situations, you praised Cal's patience - that is, his willingness to stay deep. So would you say that, if you're an amateur, and not particularly good, goalkeeper, then the default position should always be close to the line? It's kind of the lowest risk strategy, and probably best for the team, right?

    • @GKGOLUREMI
      @GKGOLUREMI  Рік тому +151

      Ideally you don't want to just be sitting on your line for every ball. Like the other comment here said, if you can beat the striker to the ball in your box that's your best bet of successfully stopping the attack. But if you can't, coming out off your line for these 1v1 situations has it's pros and cons. One con is you are going to kill your reaction time when reacting to a shot. If there is only 4 yards between you and the striker you have a lot less time to react to the shot than if they are shooting from 8 yards away. You also have to worry about them not being in possession of the ball while you are taking ground. Because if they shoot while you are mid-step coming off your line making any sort of save that isn't hit right at your is going to be very difficult.
      On the other hand if you come out aggressive you will be able to cut down the shooters angle, so they have less of a target to shoot at. So maybe even if you know they will beat you to the ball if you can set up to make a save when only 1-2 yards from the striker you will be able to take up a very large portion of the goal. But for this to be most effective you will need to know how to properly make a split or blocking save / not care about taking a hard shot to your body. The main reason I thought Cal was in the right staying deep is because I don't think he really has that mentality / technique in his locker to make those types of saves. So staying deep probably gave him the better chance to keep the ball out of the net.
      I mean on all three 1v1 goals he conceded he did stay deep. But he did give himself a chance to make the save on each. On the first goal he was just lazy on his dive. On the second goal he was cheating to his right. If he held his ground the shot was within arms reach of him. And then on the 5th I think he just shouldn't have dove in at the ball with his feet. If it was a more experienced keeper in goal I'd agree that he def should have taken a bit more ground at some point during these saves. But for Cal in this specific match I think staying deeper is the right decision. Pretty sure if he charged out on these balls he would just get rounded or a simple toe poke would easily beat him.

    • @reapermane
      @reapermane Рік тому +50

      @@GKGOLUREMI You are just one of the most amazing UA-camrs I ever seen to his fans. You wrote 3 long long paragraphs just to answer one question. Absolute legend!!!!

    • @tommylebowitz8566
      @tommylebowitz8566 Рік тому

      It's just all about positioning and experience. You have to know when to come out and when to stay in and that takes most people years of training and playing to learn. If he can connect with someone who can correct his technical errors and teach him how to read the game, he could be good in a couple of years if he was honest with himself about his abilities. He's obviously gotten to where he is through self-promotion rather than skill.

    • @quetzalcoa
      @quetzalcoa 10 місяців тому

      Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The issue with staying close to your line is that you are always at a disadvantage in one on ones and are giving the striker an easy go at it. There is no real answer to the question because its one of the fundamentals of goalkeeping

  • @zampzyhh
    @zampzyhh Рік тому +956

    As a goalkeeper rookie, I see Cal making a lot of very many mistakes

    • @mpsmemes
      @mpsmemes Рік тому +157

      no shit mate, literally anyone would notice

    • @revalency6054
      @revalency6054 Рік тому +50

      I dont play gk but even I would have done better than cal, hes horrible.

    • @ajaymiller739
      @ajaymiller739 Рік тому +65

      I see u making a lot of very many spelling mistakes 🤣🤣

    • @zampzyhh
      @zampzyhh Рік тому +13

      @@ajaymiller739 sorry, Cal the Dragon lover

    • @ajaymiller739
      @ajaymiller739 Рік тому +41

      @@zampzyhh oh wow that hit home

  • @ayske1
    @ayske1 Рік тому +218

    Such a great review. I really felt those out of position situations.
    The getting upset when you've done mistakes yourself triggered a memory where a defender of mine gave away 1-2 pks in the game and then was negative throughout the game.
    The kick saves 😂😂😂

    • @lewisphelan6819
      @lewisphelan6819 Рік тому

      yeah but hes autistic so he probably doesnt see why complaining after you have played bad gives off a bad impression. realistically that defender mistake was the worst in the game because atleast cals were actual shots, his was an unnecessary into an opponent and even still was a really weak hit too.

  • @jawadmalik5768
    @jawadmalik5768 Рік тому +222

    He played the worst I’ve seen a gk play in a while during that charity match. A few I can kind of understand but the one that made it clear he wasn’t in any shape to be playing gk was when he tried to clear a ball instead of picking it up???
    Edit: Just to be clear I’m talking about the clearance that led to the goal.

    • @scoobyi
      @scoobyi Рік тому +23

      People also forget that the people that organise sidemen charity matches, intentionally have bad defenders and goalkeepers, with good attackers so that the match is exciting and has a lot of goals

    • @scoobyi
      @scoobyi Рік тому +3

      @Yeet Feet 2 Yeah exactly, I remember chrismd talking abt it in one of the old charity matches. Yet people still criticise it like it’s a pro game, when it’s a publicity thing.

    • @cherm722
      @cherm722 Рік тому +1

      @Yeet Feet 2 if they get Ben foster who plays on the other team? Ah yes let’s get one of the best English goalkeepers in history for one team and an overweight fifa pack opener for the other!

    • @man4437
      @man4437 Рік тому

      I don't wanna get too deep but it seems kind of cruel and exploitative to have someone who doesn't have the ability - or probably even the social skills to understand why he lacks the ability - to play at this level be put into a situation where he's liable to get made fun of

    • @LOONAbd
      @LOONAbd Рік тому

      @@man4437 I agree, pie face is on it and he has no troubles understanding that he's shit but a fun addition, this guy is autistic and people make fun of him because of what he does, it's disgusting

  • @__________________________....
    @__________________________.... Рік тому +59

    I'm a bit of a goalkeeper myself and I love your videos tyler, keep going

  • @madaxmax6316
    @madaxmax6316 Рік тому +45

    Really appreciate you actually making an informative video not just bullying the guy like most people

  • @nakoochann
    @nakoochann Рік тому +31

    to be honest, i was feeling so bad these days, thinking that i was super bad and cant be professional, im 16, but watching these tiktok goalkeepers play actual matches actually gave me some confidence because they may be better at some technichal things but they commit mistakes that i dont, specialy in positioning

    • @lalruatdika2052
      @lalruatdika2052 10 місяців тому +1

      bro you have to understand.. these people are ENTERTAINERS not actual athletes. same goes for Cal, people like him cause he’s very easy to troll

    • @calmingnature-whitenoise6945
      @calmingnature-whitenoise6945 10 місяців тому +1

      mate you shouldnt be gassed with yourself for this.... hes not actually a keeper, infact the reason that he got his views were because he was hilariously bad even fora guy just playing in his garden

  • @parker.mp3
    @parker.mp3 Рік тому +35

    Just wanted to say thanks for all the videos and tutorials, I play keeper and have since I was like 10. Graduating this year but my highschool team made it to provincials. Your videos certainly helped. Thank you

    • @GKGOLUREMI
      @GKGOLUREMI  Рік тому +5

      No worries man, happy they are helping you out

  • @NolanSkiles
    @NolanSkiles Рік тому +11

    Actually super useful instruction having you break down match play from A little bit lower caliber player. Had my U13 keeper watch. Thanks for the video!

  • @brega1356
    @brega1356 Рік тому +12

    Great vid as always bro. This vid will def go viral.

  • @gabrielduport4200
    @gabrielduport4200 Рік тому +3

    Tyler can you please make a video on how to organize you’re defense in different situations, really struggling on the tactical side off the game, any books, videos Ect.. to recommend?
    Great video by the way, you really thought me a lot throughout the years. Thank you 🙏

  • @sigfreed11
    @sigfreed11 Рік тому +16

    This was the most helpful video for me yet! I just play keeper for fun in a mens league, so I don’t need/want GK training drills. I want live breakdowns on positioning etc - exactly what you did. Thanks!

    • @GKGOLUREMI
      @GKGOLUREMI  Рік тому +4

      Check out the channel for more of the analysis. Got a handful of them mostly of some other pros and then my games as well.

  • @Andy1
    @Andy1 Рік тому +8

    Some really good points in here, especially around positioning from crosses. 1st goal - at 5:26 when you first freeze frame his weight is on his right foot as if he's expecting the shot to his right, then at 5:29 when you roll it on his weight shifts to his left before then again having to go to his right - if he was set in a neutral position this would help. Same with second goal. Goals 5 and 6 also has issues with his set position, on his heels, weight backwards, if he's set correctly he makes a collapse or scoop save in my opinion. 14 by the way is Theo Baker!

  • @rostinghub8740
    @rostinghub8740 Рік тому +12

    Hello goalkeepers

  • @fabianveit9226
    @fabianveit9226 Рік тому +2

    Hey @gkgoluremi awesome analysis - I was wondering, what tool are you using to move the players around and draw the lines in the video? would love to hear back from you, thanks!

  • @maumor2
    @maumor2 Рік тому +13

    The problem with "social media goalkeepers" is that they show what they want. And millions of viewers think they are good based on handpicked edited videos. I am sure Cal is a decent player (as shown by his footwork) but a bad goalie

    • @leocorbin4911
      @leocorbin4911 Рік тому +6

      Everyone knows cal is terrible. Everyone has made him ‘famous’ by taking the piss out of him and making him believe everyone thinks his good

  • @raexhii
    @raexhii Рік тому +11

    Imagine getting angry at teammates during a charity match when you also made some bad mistakes

  • @blazer7731
    @blazer7731 8 місяців тому +6

    I expect to see an in-depth analysis on XQCs performance too😂

  • @somsports8826
    @somsports8826 Рік тому +34

    It so funny when he gets triggered of all people 😂

  • @tackleberry9386
    @tackleberry9386 11 місяців тому +4

    i played as a keeper for about 15 years, i can tell you with 100% certainty that he done everything right except the goal keeping, glad he was embarrassed

  • @elgat34ux
    @elgat34ux 11 місяців тому +2

    A bit late to the party here and not seen this game before but just discovered your channel and enjoying your content. Nice to see an actual goalkeeper reacting to goalkeeping, rather than the standard TV punditry where a retired outfield player is criticising a keeper's performance when they have little to no knowledge on the position because too often they get it all wrong. I played a mediocre level and recently hung up my gloves but looking at ways of helping young keepers improve in the future. I've taken some notes from your content to help me improve my own delivery when I do eventually take that step. Keep up the good work

  • @eemix2987
    @eemix2987 Рік тому +1

    u played in my home town Rovaniemi (Rops). Damn.

  • @jonathandavidfut1919
    @jonathandavidfut1919 Рік тому +1

    I love your videos keep it up 🙏🙏

  • @raxit1337
    @raxit1337 Рік тому

    Your editing is so good now. Do you do it all yourself? Keep working hard man :)

  • @vega6003
    @vega6003 Рік тому

    i was waiting for this lol

  • @VaughanDavies
    @VaughanDavies 8 місяців тому

    I haven't played Football since high school, my main position was goalie (mostly because I'm bad with my feet, but I also enjoyed goalkeeping quite a lot). From what I can tell, he's got a solid foundation. He just needs more experience and better positioning. Overall, he's far from a bad keeper, but he made some really silly mistakes and I think this would have been a great learning experience for him. It's humbling, and while he didn't perform too well, it wasn't all bad. I'd be interested to see him get a 2nd chance in the future.

  • @sergiomercado4859
    @sergiomercado4859 10 місяців тому +2

    He did better than modern goalkeeping in that small tournament 💀

  • @TheGamesterShow
    @TheGamesterShow Рік тому +8

    Great video. Never heard of that "Cal the Dragon" guy. Nice. Now i want to see Bobby the kangaroo or something

    • @__________________________....
      @__________________________.... Рік тому

      Bobby the kangaroo can be a cdm that hops on players that are trying to tackle him

    • @ajaymiller739
      @ajaymiller739 Рік тому +1

      @@__________________________.... ahahahaha 😑😐

    • @Abnormal999
      @Abnormal999 Рік тому

      🤣🤣 I also want to see Joe the rabbit who can hop and jump. 😂

    • @__________________________....
      @__________________________.... Рік тому

      @@Abnormal999 love to see him jump over the keeper with the ball in his legs

  • @RainFall2112
    @RainFall2112 8 місяців тому

    watching this raised my self esteem a lot

  • @sourswift
    @sourswift Рік тому +7

    I’ve played Football for a long time and being a Goalie is a really hard (probably the hardest) position to play, you need to be able to communicate, decently athletic, read the play and just be intelligent, and yes you do need to be lucky, Cal doesn’t deserve all the hate, he did make some bad mistakes but I’m sure the next time he’s gonna learn and be a lot better

  • @jagannatha.hirave6601
    @jagannatha.hirave6601 Рік тому +2

    Don't worry guys he's gonna win the Yashin Award in the Garden Premier League. 🐐🌴🌳🌲

  • @derrickeszlinger5143
    @derrickeszlinger5143 Рік тому +1

    what software do you use to edit positioning?!

  • @Ben10cool932
    @Ben10cool932 Рік тому +9

    I’m sorry but how did he not save half of the shots

  • @mythix5906
    @mythix5906 Рік тому

    As a defender and a proud one I always take my games seriously I understand the defender might have been getting mad a Cal as he was making a lot of mistakes himself but also the defender number 4 specifically played horrible I don't understand why he pressured himself all the time, in the one where he turns and just goes for a clearance was not even needed, what I do if I have to turn my back and run, right before I get to the ball I always look behind to make sure no one is rushing and if no one is I grab the ball and see my options or if someone's is heavy on me, while running I notice if my backs are in good space and if not I go back to the keeper, I don't know what he was thinking maybe in a stadium full of people he got in his head a bit.
    But regardless, he needs to learn more about the position, I am by no means a great defender I am actually the smallest in my group ever at 5'5, but I also have won my regional defender of the year 4 times in 6 years, so I like to think I know a little bit.
    I did not watch all of it, so maybe someone who did can feel me in, did the number 4 play that bad all game long?.

  • @iaio541
    @iaio541 8 місяців тому

    we re waiting for the reaction of the new charity match bro ahah

  • @ImSigmaFr
    @ImSigmaFr Рік тому +3

    Seeing as you were constantly complimenting Toby and Manny surprised by their ability they recently got scouted by crawley town

  • @andrewcz4346
    @andrewcz4346 Рік тому +2

    there we go i never thought i would a reaction to cal's performance but there it is

  • @singo3278
    @singo3278 11 місяців тому +1

    All he needs to do is practice his positioning and his atittude/focus. He was more focused on his defenders mistakes than he was trying get himself into good positions to account for mistakes.

  • @n0body550
    @n0body550 Рік тому

    I hope almost all of you in these comment end up getting the opportunity to do what you love, fuck it up and are publicly humiliated for it. Cause thats what you’ve been doing to Cal. No consideration even for yourselfs if this is how you talk about someone else.
    Goluremi, love these videos dont see many people breaking down things for goalkeepers 👍🏼 keep it up man

  • @ozyozyhdihdi5459
    @ozyozyhdihdi5459 11 місяців тому

    No negative energy only positive energy🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

  • @86beniboi
    @86beniboi Рік тому

    Glupro are a small glove making company. Notable keepers who use them are shay given and paddy Kenny. Definitely chucked a few quid to ware them. Like everything cal wears there about 10 sizes to big

  • @blem88
    @blem88 11 місяців тому

    This is such a fair and considered video. Didn’t go to hard on him in any way, which is rare now days

  • @archieclements2200
    @archieclements2200 Рік тому +1

    Used to watch you a while ago but… didn’t sub so I didn’t see videos etc n forgot your name. Thank the lord this has come back into my suggested. Also, have you ever been interested in futsal? I quit football after well 13 years to play futsal for exeter academy and it’s amazing. When I do play football if a team needs me etc I feel me making better blocks, better w feet etc. so , do u think for a Gk futsal could be a good sport to learn to help with football?

    • @GKGOLUREMI
      @GKGOLUREMI  Рік тому

      I absolutely hate playing in goal for futsal / indoor. Taking hard shots to the body is not something I particularly enjoy about goalkeeper. Have no problem taking them a few times in 11v11 matches but not interested in taking one every other minute while playing on a smaller pitch. But it can def help with making you better at blocks / working on your feet. But I prefer to just play in the field during pickup games to work on my feet.

    • @archieclements2200
      @archieclements2200 Рік тому

      @@GKGOLUREMI fair enough , I’m currently out Injured with a bruised rib because of a shot I blocked at futsal so🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 love your videos btw

  • @zyarthxr4394
    @zyarthxr4394 Рік тому +2

    At what age did you start as a goalkeeper? And do you have any recommendations on how often you should play?

    • @calmingnature-whitenoise6945
      @calmingnature-whitenoise6945 10 місяців тому +1

      he talked about this in another video. he said to train 8 days a week and hes been playing in net since 6 months old

  • @dondo4362
    @dondo4362 Рік тому

    Hi I'm looking for a very durable gk glove for trainings, what do you recommend?

    • @zitrito7957
      @zitrito7957 Рік тому

      West Coast Goalkeeping gloves, all super durable and decently priced (between 50-90 USD)

  • @ross121111
    @ross121111 Рік тому

    Great review

  • @adamcorral4372
    @adamcorral4372 Рік тому +1

    can you do more gk analysis videos.

  • @Giorgikvernadze9092
    @Giorgikvernadze9092 10 місяців тому

    9:37 Lol this looks like Chris Tyson is handballing😂😂

  • @chloebenning190
    @chloebenning190 8 місяців тому +1

    cal actually had autism so it’s nice to see constructive criticism for him because at the end of the day footballs for everyone

  • @Kaksuksi
    @Kaksuksi 9 місяців тому

    you played for rops? are u from finland ?

  • @craigpatrick4823
    @craigpatrick4823 Рік тому +1

    Think it’s also got to be worth saying that it’s got to be very difficult to perform in front of a full stadium

  • @SergioTHEGk
    @SergioTHEGk Рік тому

    Hey there big fan....
    I just wanna ask about that world cup game against Argentina....can you give us tips on how that keeper made mistakes POV: if it was me

  • @lifeiscreepingdeath
    @lifeiscreepingdeath Рік тому

    Nice video! Was wondering if you could do a video on Giorgi Bushchan from Ukraine! His performance in Euro 2020 was amazing really and he is very underated!

  • @joeflynn1840
    @joeflynn1840 10 місяців тому

    the dog in the backround🤣🤣🤣

  • @lucwijngaard8413
    @lucwijngaard8413 Рік тому +2

    It was hilarious to watch though

  • @connormcjesus279
    @connormcjesus279 Рік тому +4

    Do pieface aswell

  • @champan250
    @champan250 11 місяців тому +3

    The two goals that he let in by trying to clear the ball out with his feet are inexcusable. Plus the one standing too far off
    Other than these 3, wont blame him for the other 6 goals
    I wonder how did the other team's keeper did, quite an even match it seems!

    • @stupidsteven2421
      @stupidsteven2421 4 місяці тому

      The other keeper did worse, he made 3 saves the whole match, the 1st one was a weak long distant shot, the 2nd one he got scored off the rebound, but the 3rd was the last minute save to win the match

  • @Abnormal999
    @Abnormal999 Рік тому

    Good analysis.

  • @mastertrams
    @mastertrams Рік тому +2

    So, my dad used to be a (quite good) field hockey goalkeeper, and if he hadn't gone to university, he could well have played in the Olympics for GB... I mean, he was substitute in his team only to the Scotland GK. He has taught me a couple of things about how he went about it, and I was wondering how many of them could be considered transferrable skills? The biggest thing he told me, that I remember at least, was that he always drew a mental semi-circle around his goalposts, and stuck to it rigidly when positioning himself, to limit the amount of goal the attacker had to shoot at... He never went closer to his goal, never further from it. Would this be a wise move to make in football? I don't think so, as that would sometimes see you as much as 24ft outside your goal line at times... I imagine it would be more of a squashed semi-circle?

    • @adamaviation6236
      @adamaviation6236 11 місяців тому +1

      Definitely not a good skill to transfer to football since the hockey goals are so much smaller and you close down defenders/collect balls in a much different way

  • @symptomofsouls
    @symptomofsouls 11 місяців тому +1

    I literally was forced to move to striker from gk because I got so pissed at my cb for an own goal I grabbed him by the neck and slammed his head into the goalpost. Was suspended a whole season for that but I came back and scored 86 in 10 as a striker. While getting sent off 3 times. I was worse than Suarez and my anget issues killed my career

    • @Equinox0709
      @Equinox0709 9 місяців тому

      Holy shit.

    • @epicnora
      @epicnora 9 місяців тому

      wtf man that’s attempted murder

    • @symptomofsouls
      @symptomofsouls 9 місяців тому

      @@epicnora he's fine, we never spoke about it since. He never spoke to anyone after that

  • @Adrianxs0
    @Adrianxs0 9 місяців тому

    I DONT UNDERSTAND THAT MY CLASSMATES CALL ME LAZY WHEN I AM ABOUT DO DIVE BUT STAY ON POSITION AND SAVE ALL THE TIME FROM THE FOOT **hey bro next time catch that ball with your arms** you tryna kill me or what im cleaning the ball

  • @aspect_537
    @aspect_537 Рік тому

    10:40 that’s the goal i was like “ok no surprise sidemen won”

  • @Sui301
    @Sui301 Рік тому

    Can u make a parrying tutorial and when you parry do you look for the space before the shot?

  • @thatoneyellowguy8470
    @thatoneyellowguy8470 Рік тому

    he can be a good goalkeeper in a garden goal

  • @footmobgames
    @footmobgames Рік тому

    Who u play for?

  • @mxb9934
    @mxb9934 11 місяців тому

    although his goalkeeper ability is certainly questionable, i was somewhat impressed with how good he was with the ball at his feet. perhaps he should play outfield in future lmao

  • @chaseb7709
    @chaseb7709 Рік тому

    Cal's positioning and general movements during attacks near his goal is frightening, most of the time im thinking dude why are you even in this position or that far from your goal line, it was a terrible watch for a GK to watch lol

  • @EvilX-jd1tn
    @EvilX-jd1tn Рік тому +3

    First

  • @Astevo95
    @Astevo95 11 місяців тому +3

    The man rated himself higher than de gea then dropped this performance 💀

    • @bkb1367
      @bkb1367 11 місяців тому +1

      Better distribution than de gea

  • @nickybashment7873
    @nickybashment7873 Рік тому +102

    He's awful let's be totally honest. Worse thing is he probably has the time to practice and he's still bobbins
    Prime example why social media is clapped

    • @BenFinnMTB
      @BenFinnMTB Рік тому +18

      its a charity match

    • @justsomeguy2743
      @justsomeguy2743 Рік тому +12

      @@BenFinnMTB But being a keeper is his whole brand and he was worse than pie face

    • @chillx656
      @chillx656 Рік тому +9

      @@justsomeguy2743 he just wasn't though, pieface was so fucking bad. At least cal had a good kick despite the shit plays, pie had neither lmfao

    • @nickybashment7873
      @nickybashment7873 Рік тому +4

      @@BenFinnMTB I totally understand that and get what your saying but for the context of the video I stand by my comment.
      Fair play to Cal for being relatively successful in the niche that he's carved out for himself. But he's still absolutely terrible.

    • @justsomeguy2743
      @justsomeguy2743 Рік тому +6

      @@chillx656 he was worse and took it far too seriously, pie face whilst be awful was having a laugh like you should don

  • @ysamysza4563
    @ysamysza4563 Рік тому +2

    Cal's teammates when he makes a mistake that makes his team to lose: It's okay bro, everyone makes mistakes.
    My teammates when I play something a bit wrong but it still doesn't do anything bad: THE WORST. EVER.

    • @calmingnature-whitenoise6945
      @calmingnature-whitenoise6945 10 місяців тому

      almost like hes not even a goalkeeper and playing in a charity match. its like insulting a random dude for not charging into a fire when they arent a firefighter

  • @grant_13-7
    @grant_13-7 10 місяців тому

    I feel like this breaks goalie association rules😂

  • @mitchellgardam7143
    @mitchellgardam7143 Рік тому +6

    I’m not the best goalkeeper and I’m only like 5’7 so I’m small asf but I definitely could’ve saved most of those I reckon 😅 half of them are straight at him and the first one was just a shocking dive tbh like he got no power on his feet to actually even dive decently lmao

  • @Lenoeditzz
    @Lenoeditzz Рік тому

    @GK GOLUREMI I am 13 and want to become a pro GK. I live in USA. Do u have any tips?

    • @batmanbutch
      @batmanbutch Рік тому

      You can’t be a footballer cause your American

  • @kikac07
    @kikac07 Рік тому

    My man played for Jarun

  • @benquickfall1821
    @benquickfall1821 Рік тому

    Do the other keeper

  • @SuperFuzzyDunlop
    @SuperFuzzyDunlop 6 місяців тому

    Someone needs to teach David Raya about the standing wayyy too far to the front post on crosses thing

  • @alexdimaria3689
    @alexdimaria3689 11 місяців тому

    I’m a ex goalkeeper that smoke too much now and didn’t keep us form, but when I see this, I was feeling like the best goalkeeper in the world, how can he make such errors ?? Even me without goalkeeping for like 10 years I know I would do a much better job just by the basic of the position. How can he be a media goalkeeper with a stupid name and not be able to make a normal save ?

  • @champan250
    @champan250 11 місяців тому

    I hope you can start grading performance

  • @alexisbuffon8431
    @alexisbuffon8431 Рік тому

    He was uttwrly bad, but it was funny and it made the match more entertaining. What's funny is that he looks serious about this, while previous goalkeepers knew even though it's a big event, it's not that serious.

  • @ahmedm.h.ibrahim1768
    @ahmedm.h.ibrahim1768 Рік тому

    Social media goalkeepers (whether Instagram or TikTok) simply don't care about viewers learning. All they want is views, likes and followers, yet they are the ones who get undeservedly glorified! So unfair if you ask me!

  • @fephida
    @fephida 11 місяців тому

    It looks like, as if Cals goalkeeping only exists for social media. Like he never (or maybe ages ago) got proper training or match experience. His movement, when he is in defensive positions, just feels a little bit off. But goalkeeping has so much to do with consistent and ongoing training. I had my last match as a GK when i was 17. Now it just feels very odd being a GK, because i lost so much of my positioning. As a teenager i just had this trust in my ability to secure the goal and the box. I completely lost this confidence, that the box is my area.

  • @josphellihsilak4588
    @josphellihsilak4588 10 місяців тому

    Goals 5 and 6 were absolutely inexcusable.

  • @cades.g2225
    @cades.g2225 Рік тому

    It’s a charity match I mean look at the other keeper they were just having fun

  • @BRXDONN
    @BRXDONN 11 місяців тому

    It’s a charity match he was there to raise money and have fun

  • @oscarfernandez7386
    @oscarfernandez7386 Рік тому

    The last 2 goal you showed. Instead of trying to do a kick save, why don’t you step and do a front smother??? That’s an easy front smother . Let the ball roll up using the ramp of your arms and then front five

  • @maira_dog4666
    @maira_dog4666 8 місяців тому

    17:40 indeed what a goal!

  • @Etun28
    @Etun28 10 місяців тому

    I am not a gk but i knew that he didnt play that besides that i mainly played as a forward

  • @MikeDingDong10
    @MikeDingDong10 Рік тому +1

    Just seemed like Cal The Dragon got nervous and lost confidence throughout the match. He needs to train better and learn from his mistakes!

  • @ryanjenkins5976
    @ryanjenkins5976 Рік тому

    You still pro who you playing for now ?

  • @iamhuman155
    @iamhuman155 Рік тому

    In Finland and Croatia and says he’s a pro

    • @juhakoskinen2093
      @juhakoskinen2093 Рік тому +4

      How many pro contracts have you signed?

    • @iamhuman155
      @iamhuman155 Рік тому

      Fair point

    • @tomatoisnotafruit5670
      @tomatoisnotafruit5670 11 місяців тому

      Doesn't matter if he played for the worst professional team out there, if he played for them, then he is a pro.

  • @joelcarson2165
    @joelcarson2165 10 місяців тому

    Obviously he isn’t a goalkeeper let alone a good one, but people need to remember that this is a charity game, but yes I’ve seen people say that it doesn’t help his case when he says he could stop a pen from Kane.

  • @AstroSully
    @AstroSully Рік тому

    Pie face next?

  • @rikupv
    @rikupv Рік тому +1

    This performance is what casuals think Ederson is like

  • @darrenclarke3454
    @darrenclarke3454 10 місяців тому

    fancy playing in scotland?

  • @sm0iks698
    @sm0iks698 11 місяців тому

    I think he has issues, like not even joking but like he might have a disabilitiy? alot of the sidemen guys that played said that "if you know what he has and your still making fun of him then you have serious problems"