Jim Cornette's Omnibus: Funniest Moments, Volume Two
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
- A special for Jim Cornette listeners: Here is Jim Cornette's Funniest Moments Omnibus, Volume Two!
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Thanks guys.
Never not funny.
😂😂😂
@@SlipperyGoulet you beat me to it. Damn you. 🤣🤣🤣
Best first comment to see upon pulling up the video I could have possibly seen 😂
@@carloscjr23 Trash.
00:00 Intro
02:35 Pandemic Post Office Story (9:43 uh oh 😂)
15:32 Marty Jannetty Murder Story
30:58 Jim Gets a Call & Pens
33:55 Hillbilly Jim is What?!
40:30 Jericho's 30th Anniversary Match x
1:01:01 Sabu! Sabu! Sabu!, Heat with JR
1:18:02 Emails, NFTs, Corny Coin
1:30:37 Jericho Comapres Himself to Taker
1:37:06 Seth Rollins' Apology
1:44:37 Mindy's Bakery Reviews
1:51:17 Marine Shafir Promo on Dark.
2:07:18 CB Radio x
2:16:40 Jim's Cleaning Troubles.
2:34:49 Jericho's Abduction Story
2:43:39 Top Rope Dolla x
3:03:32 Rick Ross/ Keith Lee/ Swerve Segment
3:22:07 Tony Atlas Being Punched By a Woman
3:26:43 Hulk Hogan & Scientology
3:37:37 Origins of Reggie's Corner
Personally the first couple hours of this was pretty funny and the rest not so much but it ended great with reggie. I reccomend checking out "the commercial omnibus part 1" plenty of laughs in that one.
Bless you kind Babyface of the comment section😂,
You are SO over
Your the man brother thanks
Great job appreciate it brother
Doing the Lord's work. Thanks!
Thanks guys
I can never express enough how much I love, respect and appreciate Jim and Brian. Jim is a bonafide legend, and Brian is the quintessential fan of the game. I appreciate the shit out of you both, so very much. 🎾🙏
this
@@marciano2329 beach in MA closed due to great whites eating seals there , good.....not worth the risk swimming there
@@marciano2329What? Where? And Who? 🤔
"Drain the lake and find a guy in bowling shoes" 😂
A "Pockets" Omnibus MUST happen soon guys!
Great work as always!
Our little dog pockets
You guys don't know the laughter this podcast brings so many people thank you so much for keeping this going for everyone 😊
Do you know how much laughter people get from this?
@@edwells4769 All of it. All the laughter.
I met Jim several years ago and he answered a question about tv I had for over thirty years. He is worth the price of admission alone.
What was the question and the answer?
@@WillowpostingI assume he didn’t end up being able to ask him 😢
Sure bud, sure.
I asked him what he said to make Tony and crew break into laughter for almost the whole match. It was live on TBS at the time, I'd never seen a commentary grew go into hysterics like they did. He told me it was something about Tony's wife. lol
@@Willowposting
I didn't see your comment til now. He definitely did answer. There's an episode where Jim says something off camera or on the ring apron and the commentary crew can't stop laughing. It totally threw them off. I asked what it was and he said it was something about Tony's wife. lol. SO yes, I did ask and received a great answer. Then we took a photo together. He then sold me his shirt and told me that I "now had a decent shirt to wear". I was wearing a Misfits shirt at the time. He is amazing to meet.@@vault1021
Brian’s Low laughter after Jim says what the guy in the post office said to him gets me every fuckin time man 😂
Yeah, I'm gonna need a, "Has anyone seen Clem?" t-shirt ASAP. Please add it to the Corny Shop immediately!
That 'You Don't Know Me' promo clip snuck up on me; I nearly died laughing and I don't even know the girl; I wasn't even there.
"It was Owen!"
I have rewatched the part 1 so many times. Thank you guys for this after a long day of work.
Yess I been waiting for this. Just got out of county jail two hours ago. I am so happy and blessed for this.
Welcome back!
Been saying it for ages Jim & Brian for prez and vice prez...thank you both for keeping me sane!!
You guys bring me back to sanity!! You're the cool neighbor that has lived beside me, and we have been through the same thing. I'm 40, so when the world is the drizzling shits, you make all things, well, manageable!
Lmao at the Hillbilly Jim story! I got tears from laughing so hard! 😅😂
That's a stretch man why yal always make stuff up🙄
Matters of the flesh
I've never heard the first story, and I'm dying laughing! When Jim says, "Is this conversation still ongoing?" You know you're in trouble.
I actually forgot the episode this happened and had been looking for it for awhile. I found the Mustang Fence and the Spoiled Mayo stoies easy enough, but couldn't find this. And now, it's not only conveniently here, but IT LEADS! Lovely.
I'm surprised someone hasn't killed Corny if he acts like this so often lol
Thats the thing, he dont. Its all a lie. He IS a democrat. He aint acting tough in nobodys face. Only on a podcast
@@bigworm-he1nb are you lost?
You clearly know nothing about Corny and the business.
Just got done listening to the first volume last night and went to bed wanting more, so this is a real treat!
What streaming service do you use ?. Nothing has dropped for me on Spotify or Google podcast
@@stevenvinson7760 I don't use any podcast services. In the case of Jim's podcasts I just wait for them to be uploaded to UA-cam. If I want to to listen to them on my phone I again wait for the podcast episode to be uploaded onto UA-cam and I then download the video and move it onto my phone.
I was JUST wrapping up another omnibus when this dropped. How charitable of you, corny crew!
Thank you guys for everything you all do again it gets me through so damn much.
Jim was built for the podcast business. There isn’t another person on the planet more qualified to be doing this than JC. Makes me laugh every time. His breakfast story about biscuits while watching his tree guy is priceless
I wish it was visual, too. Jim's face when he says it has to be even funnier!
I love that Jim is a walking encyclopedia of wrestling nostalgia and knowledge. I’m glad that I found his UA-cam channel years ago. He’s the 1 person that speaks truth and isn’t going to blow smoke up our asses.
Flight of the Navigator is such a beautifully, random, telling your age reference, not only is it hilarious, I am going to watch it with my son for the glory of nostalgia. 😂😂
It's one of those movies that definitely was of the time but it's still pretty good
I’ve never listened to a Omnibus but this seems like a good time to start. Stretch it out over the week. 🙏🏼😍💪🏽
The all in/ to / all-out Omnibus is a masterpiece
Volume 1 of this involves Tessa Blanchard recording herself taking a shit so that's worth a listen
you NEED to start with the first one, not least of which for the reason Syko mentioned...
@@syko2695 Nothing beats the gerbil segment.
@@maxxdahl6062 Also a very good segment, but Jim responding to Tessa's cacking and quacking with "Where's she been, PF Chang's?" gets me every time 😅
Marina Shafir cutting a promo scolding people for welcoming her family in Albany.😂
i've listened to the last funny omnibus like ... a couple times a week, especially while at work. I'm stoked!
Corny is the most entertaining man in wrestling history.
I guess you just totally forgot about Lance Storm huh?
@@wilcee238Can't rule Malenko out
100 percent
@@wilcee238if I can be serious for a minute, I DID really enjoy when he gave Canadian names to all the WCW titles he held at once. Character and matches were awesome 😂
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I SO wish this podcast had video. I am certain watching Jim or Brian curl up with laughter would be absolutly hilarious!
Yessss! I watched the first one more than once and was hoping for another one
Big thank you to Mr. Cornette, Mr. Last and everyone else at the drive-thru.
I'm at the 'Marty Jannetty says he murdered a guy that tried to sell weed to him when he was thirteen'-story and already laughing like an idiot. What a great gift, a second funniest moments omnibus!
Oooh yesss, the 'was it common knowledge that Hillbilly Jim was gay or was it a hush-hush situation?' question by one of the listeners is in there as well! One of my favourites!
“His brother would have gone down there and KILLED THE DEAD GUY” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What are you a tough guy?!" 🤣
Unintentional Hacksaw Duggan reference by that guy.
It is a somewhat appropriate response to Corny's antics in this particular situation.
@@Bale4Bondtbf at least half the 60 yr old men cuss every other word n are a lil short fused so its expected
@@ThePc-DjHubKnow many stories about people beating the shit out of Jim?
In a business that "evolves" for good or ill, since his arrival, Jim Cornette has remained a bulwark of consistency both in performance and his logical approach to Pro Wrestling. He is truly one of his professions finest raconteurs.
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This screams average redditor with a neckbeard 🤓
Never have I clicked on a video this fast.I already know this is gonna be a classic!!
I NEVER CLICKED FASTER! This passes the time at work faster than anything else
13:13 I wish I’d had Jim in my corner in those days. I never got in anyone’s face. I was never rude. But people spit on me, coughed on me on purpose, and threw me out of their stores for wearing a mask during the mandate. And I was never ever confrontational. Just wearing my mask. People in the hospital were throwing masks at the employees. It was loneliness and just awful.
42:00 Jim mentions hitting the ropes flat back with the right hand on the middle ropes. When Jim first pointed this out with Pockets, I have never been able to unsee it since. There are tons of wrestlers who do this, even Takeshita.
Thank you guys for uploading this! There's so many funny moments in the JCE and Drive Thru, I'm sure in a year the Funniest Moments Omnibus will have double digit entries
Loved when Jim lost it there over Corney Coin 😅
Love this Podcast, boys! Thanks.
"look in my eyes what do you see ? muffins from Mindy's bakery." laughed hard during the brawl out episode, and still laughed hard here. oh lord the tazmanian lawn mower story is here too. rick ross + live mic in hand too. they're pulling all the gold together for this one. ending with the creation of reggie's corner. also not sure if i'm alone in seeing this, but seeing kenny, tony, and mox my mind went to the 3 stooges intro where they go hello, hello, hello, and all 3 say hello.
Which ones which? Would Mox be Curly?
@@SamsarasArt looking at it after all this time i'd say mox is moe, tony is curly, and kenny is larry.
EMBER???? RANDY NO
"I've never seen somebody so blown up they couldn't do an eye rake." LMAO!!!
Brian has probably the most infectious laugh I have ever heard.
Amazing that Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka completely slipped their minds when they were trying to think of wrestlers who have committed murder. I'm almost certain they called back to the segment on a later show to mention the glaring omission.
I was thinking the same thing; Snuka was the _first_ name that popped into my head.
I know Travis has gone through a few iterations of Tony Khan but he nailed him with the one he's settled on. Those massive boggly eyes always crack me up
That face always makes me think the first words outta his mouth are gonna be "YOU WANNA BUY A BUNCHA SNAKE OIL?!"
Googly eyed Tony Khan, mischievously creepy Stan Lane peering around the corner and pre-mustachiod Vince when he was done up like a ventriloquist dummy with lipstick are my favorites.
Thanks, guys.
29:30 "And it was then that I realised that Marty Janetty was really the goddamn Loch Ness Monster!"
Imo the all time funnest moment is the mustang on Jim’s fence. I couldn’t breathe that entire time
Only 3 hours 43 minutes? Must have been hard to narrow it down.
These guys honestly have kept a lot of us sane, and taught us phrases we'd never otherwise hear.
Thanks Brian and Jim
The artwork is great. Growing up a Stooge fan, it’s pretty damn awesome! And Brian losing it when he read Sabu’s signoff message. That laugh gets me
Love how supportive this community is no one’s ever negative keep the good vibes going y’all
@@BigPoppaPun not new i listen to the pods at work so i ain’t never really checked the youtube comments and they are resoundingly positive considered to what u think the jim cornette youtube comment section would be 😊👍🏻👍🏻
@@JohnJID999 John, John, John... Oh, John. I don't know if you realized this, but your name is John, your name is not Abdul. So we know that the language you have miserably failed to use is your native one. Try learning it before running your mouth about how nice and squeaky everything is.
@@goodday2760 ion even know what u we’re trying to get at with this or if u were just too high writing this i don’t know but have fun with whatever u were tryna go for in ur own head 👍🏻👍🏻
Plenty of negative energy when be brings up politics
@@randomiser2267 but he’s right tho abt politics buddy
The flop dolla story is hilarious. Just everything about it is fuckin gold 😂
I've seen guys use the ropes for a move. But I've never seen the ropes use a guy for a move.
That "unfair advantage" on the CB Radio store sounded very much like the cop was saying "We're trying to entrap people and you're making it more difficult!"
The thumbnail of TwinkleToes, Snowman, and The Plumber must be an homage to the title card of The Three Stooges---Moe, Larry, and Curly.
1:50:30 "I have every receipt. I have every invoice" LMAOOOOO
Jim Cornette is a treasure. I could listen to him talk about his crazy life stories all damn day long. 😂
Sadly were in the minority. Most of his views and comments come from gossip and BS like that. The real gems are in his historical knowledge of wrestling.
@@edwells4769
It’s a shame, because you can tell that Jim MUCH prefers to tell stories of wrestling history and his role in it. He is always so much happier and light hearted whenever he tells those old stories. I wish he had a show that was solely dedicated to retelling those classic stories.
I need a super cut of Brian’s laughter. That shit cures my depression.
Brian Last laughing omnibus
@SamsarasArt I really want a Brian Last Rant Omnibus. Every time Brian has gotten really angry.
Tony Khan's cartoon head looks like the chicken lover from South Park.
Good eye.
“What’re you a tough guy?”
No. He’s just one of the most wittiest and greatest wrestling managers of all time!
It’s hilarious to think of people interacting with Jim and not knowing who he is, just to get absolutely roasted and given a promo 😂
Hell Yeah Baby!!! Thank you both so much for putting these out, they really do help people get through the days. You guys are great, thanks guys (but really though haha).
I can honestly report that I’ve never been more enthralled with a story of a gentlemen’s difficulty acquiring lawn/leaf removal services before tonight.
Seeing this warms my heart. Thank you gentlemen
Cornette goes off like no other person I've ever heard. &you know he's telling the truth. Just ask the Dairy Queen workers.
Its hard to imagine as a younger fan off wwf Jim Cornette would have one of the best shows in history as a podcast wow
Please please please for the end of year omnibus shows we demand a Mind of Moxley show!
It'll be full of Brians moxley impression 😂
“Dope.”
"Badass!"
Rocky Five.
Was waiting for this all weekend. Hopefully, the experience is still live tomorrow.
Brian tweeted the podcasts won't be out until next week.UA-cam content from the shows will be posted this week.
@@clutch197 yea i guess the storms that came thru messed up stuff
after last week and the passing of my mum on her bithday i need this
I'm sorry to hear 🤤😔😔🍻🇦🇺🇦🇺😊
I'm sorry to hear this hurt you
@@878344yrr44r4ryryryy no it not hurting be im happy its taking my mind off of a kot of stuff that going on and it funny to
I may be wrong but during the “Corny Coin” segment Jim’s business model sounds allot like the Paddy’s Bucks model Dennis and Mac had on its Always Sunny in Philadelphia 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG! I was thinking the same thing, I know he's a fan of the show.
Landon, I've looked in bars, I've looked in cars, and HERE YOU ARE!
I swear to God on everything I love, I'm in tears and in pain on the Stan Lane CB Radio story 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you, my entertainment for my drive to work this week!
The loudest in the room is always the weakest ... Perfectly sums up jim! You can tell he can't fight sleep! so why talk to people like he can
He makes it clear that he can’t beat up allot of people but the people he has/had issue with are easy to take care of by him and any body else of the adult age used condom for brains
Look up Sue the Shooter! Jim and Brian’s best piece and the funniest shit I ever heard
This is the best Cornette we have in years. We going to get content and jokes for years if this companies stay doing crap like this. Love it.
This has made my drive home from work so much better
The cb story is a classic! Love it.
I know its probably not on here, but when Cornette said that "..they left Jericho laying face down in the mulch, and the crabgrass..", I f****n died laughing LOL
Love being on the bus!
The best part is Brian not realising Jim is doing a bit from Always Sunny with the Corny coin lol
Glorious stuff as always.
The three of their faces together in the thumbnail gives off 3 stooges vibes. 😂 Excellent stuff Travis.
Probably why he did it
Kenni is Larry
Tony is moe
Mox is shemp or curly
Luther was about to puke on Jericho, my favourite line of this omnibus 😂.
Imagine having jim cut a promo on you in a real life scenario
Jim post office fight would have been main event sell out haha
All of Cornettes anti republican stuff needs a compilation. Just be sure to include him and Brian realizing "holy sh!t the republicans are the babyfaces"
Brian's reaction to 'Corny Coin' had me in literal tears hahahaha
I just listened to this segment repeatedly for the Landon lawn mower story. LOL😂.
Somebody needs to animate this. LOL😂
Brick and Morton sounds like a Disco Inferno idea, lol
The CornyCoin segment had me hyperventilating!!! 😂😂😂😂
I did a 650 mile round trip today across the UK. Was meant to be back by 10:30pm. Missed 3 turn offs repeatedly had to go back on myself all because I was pissing my pants at you boys. Got back at 12am. Thanks.
Jim's laugh during the Hillbilly Jim question, my god.
I dunno if "got away with murder" applies to Scott Hall , I always heard that Scott was fucked up over that and was tortured talking about it
Class omnibus guys!! Great listening to chill out to when you go to bed. Awesome 😂👍
When I first heard ipso-fatso I almost choked on my lunchtime sandwich! Thanks corny!
"When the 🎻 starts, the violence starts" is a bar tho 🔥🔥 She just didn't set it up right.
the mindy's bakery review will forever be a classic LMFAOOOO
I’m gonna be listening to this a lot haha. I listen to the ones released over the holidays a lot 😂
I go back and listen to certain clips just to get a laugh…. Glad I have this to save me the trouble! 🎉
This is a pleasant surprise,I wasn't expecting it now 😅
Have a shot everytime Jim says The Plumber.
I’m halfway through and need a liver transplant.
God, I wish there was CC footage of Corny losing his mind in the post office…
"Science deniers". Lol. Love you guys!
We absolutely need a Jim Talks about Vince Russo omnibus....
That would be the most entertaining thing ever