PKA 249 Dump Fat Girlfriend, Sexy Advice, Mean Stories, Am I an Asshole

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @yourboylb
    @yourboylb 9 років тому +74

    Perfect Audio
    10/10
    - IGN

  • @thepsp619
    @thepsp619 9 років тому +180

    Does anyone notice that Kyle is the loudest, and Woodys mic is kinda low

    • @MrMattV2
      @MrMattV2 3 роки тому +8

      Future person here 6 years later... Woody still can't get audio straight.

    • @BonsaiArmour55
      @BonsaiArmour55 Рік тому +1

      Woah did you notice too??

    • @DylansDailyShow
      @DylansDailyShow 4 місяці тому

      I remember noticing this 8 years ago and complaining about it. Glad I wasn’t alone. The audio has improved a lot since then

  • @Miniplev
    @Miniplev 9 років тому +25

    It's interesting to see Woody & Taylor get annoyed with the constant jokes and stereotypes of America. It was only 5 minutes later when you made a joke about France haha. And you've probably made fun of someone commenting, saying they were offended or didn't appreciate your joke about their country. You'd just laugh that off and 'Double Down' yet here you are expressing your concerns about the way people to do it to your country. Maybe you can now empathize with those commenters who expressed their concern the exact way you did. When it comes down to it, the big difference is we live in different countries. So the only perception people get is the stereotypes and the media exaggerating. So I think people need to calm down and take it as a joke instead of being offended when people do it to your country but then think it's ok to do the exact same thing to other countries. :)

    • @shsgshshsdgdhdhhehe5932
      @shsgshshsdgdhdhhehe5932 9 років тому +2

      Every country jokes about America, why's it so bad that we joke about other countries?

    • @mrstrickerdog27
      @mrstrickerdog27 9 років тому +1

      They were talking about Americans talking shit about America.

    • @Drewe223
      @Drewe223 9 років тому +1

      +TheRplevin I think they were referring to a more specific kind of mockery/hate of america that is more present among even Americans than hate towards other countries.

    • @TCF963
      @TCF963 9 років тому

      basically ireland?

    • @MermDaddy
      @MermDaddy 9 років тому +1

      +TheRplevin the difference is that not only is America the most ripped on country by other countries but now all the annoying hipsters here are doing it now. people wear " 'Merica" shirts and shout 'Murica! constantly and make other jokes about the US like fat etc... as you might imagine it does get annoying not only cuz i live in America and quite like it but its the same tired jokes over and over and over. "amerifats" "MURICA" we all know the generic america jokes. so its not the americans cant take jokes its just that theres such a large volume of jokes targeted at america that it eventually gets annoying.

  • @Zackerbees7
    @Zackerbees7 9 років тому +106

    Kyles mic sucked this episode.

  • @icetool3440
    @icetool3440 9 років тому +109

    Woody, turn up your damn mic volume...

    • @icetool3440
      @icetool3440 9 років тому +2

      lol, everyone asks that xD its a baby with a pancake on its head :)

  • @Lex-wj6fm
    @Lex-wj6fm 2 роки тому +20

    1:30:03 Kyle foreshadows his massive gains with Derek before knowing how quite how well he would do

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 4 місяці тому +1

    Louie's stand up is basically for dads. His FX show was hilarious though. A melancholy version of Seinfeld if you ask me.

  • @TheKyleawashburn
    @TheKyleawashburn 9 років тому +29

    Am I the only one who is enjoying the new "No Guest" thing? Don't get me wrong sometimes they're great. However its a nice change of pace to just have the guys also.

  • @eyespelegode
    @eyespelegode 9 років тому +209

    have you guys tried recording the pre show talk and listening back to it before the actual show just to check the audio levels? Maybe make sure that call has the same host?
    i don't know anything about this so these are obviously blind suggestions.

    • @odin9868
      @odin9868 9 років тому +34

      +Eyespelegud agreed. Taylor was at a decent level, Woody was quiet and Kyle was really loud. I am physically adjusting the audio levels depending on who is speaking, maybe I have sensitive ears, but yeah.

    • @SocialGore
      @SocialGore 9 років тому +3

      +Eyespelegud Their audio game is never on point. It's so simple too...

    • @meierboy97
      @meierboy97 9 років тому

      +Eyespelegud kyle was so loud and woody was so quiet around the 2 1/2 hour mark

    • @Halcyon408
      @Halcyon408 9 років тому +3

      +Eyespelegud I wish they started recording the pre-shows again. Then release the pre-show to patrons only.

    • @davidchouinard1
      @davidchouinard1 9 років тому +1

      +Jesse Pinkman I wish Walter was still alive ..

  • @A1MOSTADDICTEDMINECRAFT
    @A1MOSTADDICTEDMINECRAFT 9 років тому +22

    This was my very first watch of this lmao

  • @IDPgen2011
    @IDPgen2011 9 років тому +145

    Me undies, me undies, no more sweaty baaalls, badoop doop. MMP anyone?!

  • @ThePulzeGamer
    @ThePulzeGamer 9 років тому +125

    Holy shit kyle needs to turn down his mic volume

    • @sideshot000q
      @sideshot000q 9 років тому +9

      Turn down for what!

    • @JesseS.
      @JesseS. 9 років тому

      +sideshot000q Haha nice

    • @aivanturha1
      @aivanturha1 9 років тому +18

      +sideshot000q Turn down for hwat*

    • @SHIFTIBOI
      @SHIFTIBOI 9 років тому +5

      Woody needs to turn his up!! Change what he can control.

    • @mchughmusic
      @mchughmusic 9 років тому

      +PulzeGaming pike

  • @overtflow
    @overtflow 9 років тому +81

    10 minutes into PKA and chill and she gave me this look -_-
    So i sent her home and finished watching PKA :D

  • @Lydonboyy
    @Lydonboyy 9 років тому +46

    Patreon Master race!
    PC Master race!
    ARYAN MASTER RACE!

  • @grilledlettuce1845
    @grilledlettuce1845 4 роки тому +8

    confused about everyone was complaining about Woody's mic being low. That fact alone makes it top tier episode

  • @AdammmLOLOL
    @AdammmLOLOL 9 років тому +3

    Woody: blahblahblah.
    Murka: BlahBlahBlah.
    Kyle: BLAHBLAHBLAH!

  • @firesly1
    @firesly1 2 роки тому +1

    My first PKA ever.

    • @dakotamurray4247
      @dakotamurray4247 2 роки тому +1

      Welcome to the ride, enjoy it all, start from the beginning

  • @FisherTwelve
    @FisherTwelve 9 років тому +10

    I love when Taylor shoutouts the people listening to this on the way to work

  • @thebesttop10news
    @thebesttop10news 9 років тому +4

    LOL i lost my shit when woody gave out that guys facebook hahahahhaa

  • @whoelsebutmatty
    @whoelsebutmatty 2 роки тому +1

    3:29:43 also came here to hear this uncensored

  • @R0BSTAA
    @R0BSTAA 9 років тому +5

    GET IN!!! Over 4 hours!!! PKA and chill for the rest of the day

  • @TheEchoGamingPC
    @TheEchoGamingPC 9 років тому +15

    Timestamps are now available in the description! Check them out if you're in a rush or want to listen to a specific segment - Enjoy!

  • @Gcool243
    @Gcool243 9 років тому +4

    Great episode overall! Really glad to be a patron again after a few months of not, it really is an amazing deal. Just wanted to note what is already being said, the audio levels were pretty off; Kyle is super loud and Woody is really quiet. It's the first time in a long time that there has been an issue, so I just wanted to bring it up. Love the show guys!

    • @MlRAAK
      @MlRAAK 3 роки тому +1

      This didn't age well..

  • @MrTallformyheight
    @MrTallformyheight 8 років тому +3

    RIP Kyle... it's weird to look back at this and hear him talking about a flamethrower accident so casually...

  • @omikeycanfly
    @omikeycanfly 9 років тому +29

    dang kyle is really loud and woody is hella quiet

  • @MikeGusFifteen
    @MikeGusFifteen 9 років тому +7

    PSA: Diana Rigg isn't dead. I can't find a single thing on the internet that said she died.

  • @ZickQuick
    @ZickQuick 9 років тому +13

    damn Kyles sound is way higher than usual! Still a strong Pka though!

  • @MykleJackson
    @MykleJackson 9 років тому +3

    Everything falls at the same rate in a vacuum so chiz would not fall faster but he would fall harder. He would have more momentum because momentum is mass multiplied by velocity and chiz is more massive.

  • @kirbster1005
    @kirbster1005 9 років тому +1

    I love hearing this American perspective which isn't in American political circles or the media, and it's from these three hosts as well. Love pka.

  • @owentwidale98
    @owentwidale98 9 років тому +23

    Woody sure does loooove to talk about himself...

  • @phillipvettel2457
    @phillipvettel2457 9 років тому +3

    Last patreon month for a while. Thanks to PKA for letting me support the show, and get som benefits. Im coming back as a patreon asap! Been a 25 dollar patreon for thre months, i really recommend the 25 dollar selection if you can afford it.

    • @Sides7320
      @Sides7320 9 років тому

      +Phillip Olsen Do they take the topics that you submit?

    • @phillipvettel2457
      @phillipvettel2457 9 років тому

      I dont submit topics..

  • @jklandy199750
    @jklandy199750 9 років тому +2

    When woody showed that guys Facebook it was one of the first times I genuinely laughed at this show in a while

  • @Kfcdonuts
    @Kfcdonuts 9 років тому +1

    When Kyle goes HA at 2:46 I spat my food everywhere

  • @whoelsebutmatty
    @whoelsebutmatty 2 роки тому +1

    hearing these lot know and talk about the entire david cameron pig situation is hilarious

  • @BoofingTriclopyr
    @BoofingTriclopyr Рік тому +1

    @1:31:33 RIP Bostin Loyd

  • @stevenson7496
    @stevenson7496 9 років тому +71

    does woody sound a lot quieter than everyone else?

    • @Mark6s
      @Mark6s 9 років тому

      Yeah, who cares though?

    • @stevenson7496
      @stevenson7496 9 років тому +20

      +drake134487 relax, it wasn't an insult. I care because I have to turn my volume up to hear woody, and then I get kyle screaming in my ears.

    • @krazylegz254
      @krazylegz254 9 років тому +5

      +drake134487 Seems like a lot of people do considering how many commented about it.

    • @bangbang51211
      @bangbang51211 9 років тому +1

      +drake134487 everyone listening who can barely hear him

    • @SHIFTIBOI
      @SHIFTIBOI 9 років тому +1

      +drake134487 I'd rather not get blastered whenever Kyle talks just cos I have to max the volume so I can make out what woody is saying.

  • @jdmperson
    @jdmperson 9 років тому +4

    Okay, I'm going to be "That guy", I'm a physics major, and this is entry level stuff. Force = mass x acceleration, now, the force from gravity is (G x m1 x m2)/r^2, where G is the universal gravitational constant, m1 we will assume is the earths mass, m2 is the falling mass, and r is the radius between the center of gravity of the two masses. Since G and m1 are constant, and r stays relatively the same (Since the center of mass of the earth is in the centerish of the earth, and a 10 foot distance doesn't make a large change when talking approximately about the radius of the earth) so we will call that constant as well. So, simplified, we can call those three "constants" Ge, or Gravitational constant of earth. on the surface of earth. So, F= Ge x m2, and F = m2 x a, so to find the acceleration due to gravity, Ge x m2 = m2 x a, where m2 cancel out, leading to Ge = a, and after actually plugging in all of these constants, you get 9.81 meters per second squared. One implication of this is that gravity does actually affect more massive objects to a greater degree, but it takes proportionally more force to actually get that object to move. Now, since Position versus time is what is in question, the first derivative is velocity versus time, and the second derivative is acceleration over time, and acceleration is constant, you can begin to integrate. First though, initial conditions. Lets say you drop something from 2 meters above the ground from rest, or approximately what happens when you drop something from just over head height. Since the object is going to go down, because gravity, let's fix our signs to our reference, and call it -9.81m/s^2, rather than 9.81m/s^2. So, in the case of all objects in an atmosphere, there is resistance to movement from drag, but for many objects, that force is negligible, in the case of a feather or piece of paper, where drag provides a comparable force upwards, resisting the force downwards from gravity. Since for most everyday objects, drag is such a small factor compared to it's mass, it is safe to ignore drag, therefore the only force is gravity, providing a constant acceleration of -9.81 m/s^2. Now, we integrate, so -9.81t + (Initial velocity), where initial velocity is zero, so Velocity over time is -9.81t, so we integrate again, so we can get a function of position versus time, so -4.9(t^2)+ (Initial position) so 2 - 4.9t^2. So. Physics. Yeah. I'll leave quietly now.

  • @lesher27
    @lesher27 9 років тому +8

    Woody, as a fellow Engineer I'm ashamed that you didn't know that acceleration due to gravity is the same for everything with the absence of air resistance!

    • @johnsmith5114
      @johnsmith5114 9 років тому +1

      +Alex Lesher So absolutely unnecessary. Just leave him be, but okay, if you have to show us all you're smarter than Woody to feel a little cooler then that's fine.

    • @lesher27
      @lesher27 9 років тому +1

      +John Smith It wasn't a jab but it is pretty elementary

    • @crucifyrobinhood
      @crucifyrobinhood 3 роки тому +1

      You mean the "apprentice accountant" that can't multiply by ten to save his life? Shocking. Fortunately his firm grasp of politics carries him through the tough conversations...

    • @crucifyrobinhood
      @crucifyrobinhood 3 роки тому

      You mean the "apprentice accountant" that can't multiply by ten to save his life? Shocking. Fortunately his firm grasp of politics carries him through the tough conversations...

    • @crucifyrobinhood
      @crucifyrobinhood 3 роки тому +1

      As another fellow engineer I'm ashamed you said "with the absence of air resistance" instead of "in a vacuum", js.

  • @zachuttke
    @zachuttke 9 років тому +2

    Woody. I envy you. Thank you for producing such wonderful podcasts every week.

  • @user-xn6it6sz2o
    @user-xn6it6sz2o 9 років тому +38

    WHERE ARE THE TIME STAMPS

    • @gfum115
      @gfum115 9 років тому +1

      +Brendon stacey I like you

    • @verceti23
      @verceti23 9 років тому

      +Barack Hussein Osama do they talk about onlyusemeblade at all?

    • @user-xn6it6sz2o
      @user-xn6it6sz2o 9 років тому +1

      verceti23 I'm around 2 hours through and no, they dont

    • @TheEchoGamingPC
      @TheEchoGamingPC 9 років тому +1

      +Barack Hussein Osama They're coming! I posted on the subreddit about the issues I had, but they should be released within the next few hours!

    • @seren3797
      @seren3797 9 років тому

      verceti23 WHAT ARE THOSE?

  • @vinesnare
    @vinesnare 9 років тому +1

    love the show as always, if i could say one thing please try to level the mike volumes.

  • @MisterBigBlunts
    @MisterBigBlunts 9 років тому

    I had a PKA Adventures Idea. Do the same type of thing in the woods, but go to that first spot you found close to the car that was too nice, bring big tents, a generator, a bunch of food, dry ice and fans and everything you can bring and just have a 4 day kick-back.

  • @Alice0x
    @Alice0x 9 років тому +4

    If it's possible please please re-upload this with fixed audio. It's really hard to listen to this one. Woody is too quiet and Kyle blows my speakers out.

  • @SpeshFilms
    @SpeshFilms 9 років тому

    I'm from the UK and I must say I'm enjoying the US Political talk, it's nice to know our government isn't the only one riddled with corruption and backdoor deals

  • @ItsJBoak
    @ItsJBoak 9 років тому

    First PKA faux pas in a long while, let it slide. Content was still up there as usual.

  • @TannerRacing1
    @TannerRacing1 9 років тому +10

    Bill Burr next guest please get on it chiz

  • @iPhen0miCz
    @iPhen0miCz 9 років тому

    why am i so addicted to this podcast

  • @Jas0nM5
    @Jas0nM5 9 років тому

    "POPE CLASSIC"
    LOL Murka's jokes are so underappreciated sometimes

  • @pktank1
    @pktank1 9 років тому

    as a brit the american politics talk is intriguing, hoping it continues for the next couple shows

  • @KarenTookTheKids364
    @KarenTookTheKids364 9 років тому

    Like like like like, fake story, like like like like ,fake story with cousin, like like like like like, gun talk, like like like like like, fake story. - Kyle's PKA contribution

  • @MrJoeyGold
    @MrJoeyGold 9 років тому +2

    ehm.. The lady that playes Olenna Tyrell is not dead. Her name is Diana Rigg and she is still alive

  • @maysunh
    @maysunh 9 років тому

    kyles best episode yet

  • @corbyngarland5748
    @corbyngarland5748 9 років тому +1

    I really have to say that somebody needs to get their shit together and keep everyone's audio equal.

  • @kosmonautofficial296
    @kosmonautofficial296 9 років тому +1

    awesome pka guys :)

  • @AdrianHuff
    @AdrianHuff 9 років тому +2

    It'd be interesting if they started including really small UA-camrs as guests, even if its only when they can't get another guest. It'd be amazing if you guys helped smaller channels gain some traction. That'd be great. Or maybe its just a dream of mine to be on PKA, either one.

    • @Kenz3
      @Kenz3 9 років тому +2

      bad idea small youtube usally get shy and don't talk

    • @AdrianHuff
      @AdrianHuff 9 років тому

      +kenz200g Not all of them

    • @mrtea6203
      @mrtea6203 9 років тому

      +AmazinglyEpicVideos the problem with small youtubers is that none of them have any good equipment it would be a step back and as the last guy said they would be shy.

    • @AdrianHuff
      @AdrianHuff 9 років тому

      +Mr Tea Haha if I had an opportunity to be on PKA I'd be as involved and chill as possible.

  • @chrisabbate6000
    @chrisabbate6000 9 років тому

    woody sounds like he is whispering while kyle sounds like hes screaming

  • @CapitalDecay
    @CapitalDecay 9 років тому

    I really enjoyed this PKA

  • @theslapperification
    @theslapperification 9 років тому +2

    WE COMING AT YOU SHAWN

  • @BUDs2014
    @BUDs2014 9 років тому +1

    I almost died at 29:55.

  • @baileybluck1892
    @baileybluck1892 9 років тому +2

    I can't believe that woody just shared "Shawn Bernardini's" Facebook profile with 67 thousand people xD

  • @wll1500
    @wll1500 6 років тому

    29:35
    So you guys remember the joke about the neighbors stealing the watermelons in that one FPSrussia episode? That makes sense now.

  • @NvSSS
    @NvSSS 9 років тому

    Woodys voice get so high when he is made haha its awesome

  • @samkennan
    @samkennan 9 років тому +6

    no meundies.com link in description

  • @gremice31
    @gremice31 9 років тому +10

    I just sent Shawn Bernardini a fb friends request! :P

  • @xRiizo
    @xRiizo 9 років тому +3

    Kyle is overpowering everyone elses audio.

    • @George_Azeria
      @George_Azeria 9 років тому +1

      Kyle is the only one at a good level

  • @BarrySweaty
    @BarrySweaty 9 років тому

    If you are wondering where PKA is, it is still being uploaded. This is a post from Woody this morning on the PKA subreddit.
    "It's not a 24 hour show. I'd like to do that at some point but it wasn't the plan for 250.
    I think you guys will like the guest.
    My internet, not power, went out about 2 1/2 hours into the show. I think overall it was a good thing. We hit the second half of the show with more energy than we would have otherwise. We got a bit of a late start on Thursday after working through Murka's tech issues from his Windows 10 upgrade.
    Overall I think the show went pretty well. There a bit more planning that went into it than normal and it worked out pretty well.
    Bonus, with the "day 2 reset" Kyle was able to set up outside and use his flame thrower. :)
    Because I had to render the two parts of the show together it was a big file (22gb). I kicked off the upload hours ago but it's not going to be ready until this afternoon. Not much I can do about it, we're all just waiting on the upload." - Woody

  • @royalflush182
    @royalflush182 9 років тому

    Has anyone ever listened to TESD. These two podcasts are so similar. Even as far as sponsors. Both awesome!!!

  • @DRGANnotDRAG0N
    @DRGANnotDRAG0N 9 років тому

    Pka is 4 hours and I still think it's too short

  • @zeboogieburitto
    @zeboogieburitto 9 років тому

    I'm really enjoying just the 3 hosts those are the best in my opinion of course brings on guests just maybe once a month or so do it with just you 3 guys love where the show is going nothin but up

  • @TheZakR
    @TheZakR 9 років тому

    Audio issues aside, this was a damn good episode

  • @MeladRS
    @MeladRS 9 років тому

    Things drop at the same rate in a vacuum, however wind resistance makes certain things drop slower than others.

    • @MeladRS
      @MeladRS 9 років тому

      Was referring to not in a vacuum with that part.

  • @Kastop222
    @Kastop222 9 років тому +1

    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    Kyle's Mic Is to Loud
    My Ears Burn Too

  • @IBigsy
    @IBigsy 9 років тому

    things fall at the same rate but heavier objects feel more of a force when they hit the ground becasue the force is greater

  • @Mister3Pac
    @Mister3Pac 9 років тому

    *reads 20 different comments about Woodys low mic volume and Kyles high mic volume"
    "Is it just me or does Kyle sound loud and Woody low?"

  • @BeeKay4017
    @BeeKay4017 9 років тому

    It's sad but, best part of my god dam week.

  • @zzFuzzy
    @zzFuzzy 9 років тому +1

    Stories spelled wrong in title Woody*
    Get 'er fixed before the plebs roll in and say it

  • @Jedius98
    @Jedius98 9 років тому +3

    audio is really off this episode. can't hear Woody and Kyle is booming.

  • @drewclark974
    @drewclark974 9 років тому

    kyle blew out my speakers

  • @therastaboycool
    @therastaboycool 9 років тому

    Woody, when you showed that guys Facebook page you exposed your mutual friends. That makes finding you on Facebook super easy.

  • @kirbcutscals
    @kirbcutscals 9 років тому

    I love louie ck. I dropped off of his TV show but his specials are hilarious

  • @hazzawazza1000
    @hazzawazza1000 9 років тому +8

    I'd rather listen to Kyle's mic then Woody's sigh before every sentence...

  • @bigballer999
    @bigballer999 9 років тому

    lol u guys have me dying. heavy objects fall faster than light objects... only exception is in a vacuum.

  • @MrSkullbeats
    @MrSkullbeats 9 років тому

    I wish woody was proportionally as loud as kyle and taylor

  • @jjhill182
    @jjhill182 9 років тому

    Does anyone else remember Kyle saying he loved Entourage and that he's seen every episode multiple times?

  • @gamesofcontent
    @gamesofcontent 9 років тому +5

    1:21:45 kyles finger uhhhh

  • @Mrnallum
    @Mrnallum 9 років тому +3

    woody you seem quieter this week

  • @simonbourne1498
    @simonbourne1498 9 років тому +6

    woodys voice is so much quieter than everyone else. terrible audio

  • @ThatsNotVeryFunnyLol
    @ThatsNotVeryFunnyLol 9 років тому +2

    Idc about the audio levels because I listen on my laptop speakers and I'm used to it.

  • @Kvarcaz1337
    @Kvarcaz1337 9 років тому

    Flamethrower would be a great weapon for a good cinema killing

  • @likesototallymatt
    @likesototallymatt 9 років тому

    1:58 woody goes savage on that guy

  • @dannyrichards1965
    @dannyrichards1965 9 років тому +11

    pka and chill. patreon mater race

    • @Kenz3
      @Kenz3 9 років тому +1

      five guys master race

  • @michaeljl87
    @michaeljl87 9 років тому

    "I'm familiar with the gynoplasty." Lol I think you mean gynocomastia, Kyle.

  • @ReelAnglerReviews
    @ReelAnglerReviews 9 років тому

    "meundies meundie no more sweaty balls oh yeah! meundies meundies no more sweaty clams oh yesh! " dude please get Bill Burr on this podcast. he could give taylor tips on comedy and it would be great!

  • @FAMEROB
    @FAMEROB 9 років тому

    you guys are awesome

  • @oMrM4G1Co
    @oMrM4G1Co 9 років тому

    great opening :)

  • @hardtimeHD
    @hardtimeHD 9 років тому

    Everyone go to 1:21:57 and pause .

  • @HandyFridge
    @HandyFridge 9 років тому

    Kyle's mic volume isn't too bad. Would recommend lowering it next week though.

  • @woeha
    @woeha 9 років тому +5

    i want dr.chiv :(

  • @D.U.D.E-
    @D.U.D.E- 9 років тому

    The audio on this was all over the damn place

  • @byJayzik
    @byJayzik 9 років тому

    Woody is much quieter than everyone else