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  • @imdani4997
    @imdani4997 4 роки тому +3527

    "Girl bye"
    "Stay right there I'm on my way"
    😂😂😂

    • @someonee3186
      @someonee3186 4 роки тому +20

      This is exactly what I want to do to the people who have more power than me, just tell them that when they call 911

  • @Wateryoufightingfor
    @Wateryoufightingfor 4 роки тому +3117

    "She's almost entirely professional... almost" 🤣

    • @emycaraballo266
      @emycaraballo266 4 роки тому +19

      I love Dulce she's the best😂🤣😂😂🤣

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 4 роки тому +16

      Still a lot more professional than I ever was in my call center days!

    • @nguyenle8686
      @nguyenle8686 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, almost

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 4 роки тому

      Can we get 1 million suscribers without videos? You have vids...

    • @shubhrak287
      @shubhrak287 4 роки тому

      @Can we get 1 million suscribers without videos? stfu

  • @alexward9686
    @alexward9686 4 роки тому +2460

    Dulce saying “Girl, bye” is perfection!

  • @MarcyJ2F
    @MarcyJ2F 4 роки тому +4692

    Being a former 911 operator, I can say that people do call for things like this all the time. “There’s a man walking down my street and I don’t think he lives here because I’ve never seen him before.”
    You don’t have to guess what the race was.

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 4 роки тому +56

      DAMNI

    • @mani_stud
      @mani_stud 4 роки тому +77

      Wtf....

    • @zil9980
      @zil9980 4 роки тому +84

      A Viking with a rune engraved, round wooden shield?

    • @MarcyJ2F
      @MarcyJ2F 4 роки тому +64

      Bitch Pudding dumbest comment ever. Like they would give us the option of not sending someone. Come on THINK!

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 4 роки тому +3

      D:

  • @jerrylorosae2690
    @jerrylorosae2690 4 роки тому +1373

    The other white officers in the building: "911, can you help us? There's a black woman answering calls as 911 operator"

  • @emilyhopeful
    @emilyhopeful 4 роки тому +10818

    My *only* complaint was.... This was WAY too short. Lol

  • @missbeliever5133
    @missbeliever5133 4 роки тому +3795

    "Hello 911 there are black people!"
    "Maam stay calm, I'm scared too-" 😂😂😂

  • @Regularblackgirl
    @Regularblackgirl 4 роки тому +2309

    “Is he wearing a wedding ring?” 😂😂😂

    • @lindiwendlovu8289
      @lindiwendlovu8289 4 роки тому +49

      Oooh man, and we have to deal with racism, we are fun, so chilled, infact black people rock , period.

    • @Ada-tv7zl
      @Ada-tv7zl 4 роки тому +29

      @@lindiwendlovu8289 you're damn right. without you it would be a bland world!

    • @mengetidlamini1180
      @mengetidlamini1180 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂I died

    • @lvi8957
      @lvi8957 4 роки тому +3

      👊😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 4 роки тому

      Spoiler

  • @tena2sweet
    @tena2sweet 4 роки тому +997

    "so you're saying he's a 6'4 black man with broad shoulders driving a Benz?" "Yes." "gurl is he wearing a wedding ring?" "no." "I'll be right there."

    • @ManoelBarrionuevo
      @ManoelBarrionuevo 4 роки тому +25

      Love it! hahahahahahahha

    • @estieeu2364
      @estieeu2364 4 роки тому +23

      Hahah I felt that one in my spirit🤣🤣 I would have run right over too😂😂

    • @tshimangadzomavhungu3563
      @tshimangadzomavhungu3563 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂gosh I died there

    • @abd12459
      @abd12459 4 роки тому +4

      I'll definitely run into guy too wahaha

    • @wernerbro3208
      @wernerbro3208 3 роки тому +2

      Change black with white and shed be more interressted 😜 and ye know it

  • @iAmShenaG
    @iAmShenaG 4 роки тому +213

    When she said “Stay Right There I’m On My Way” I nearly fell over laughing.

  • @landy9345
    @landy9345 4 роки тому +1601

    She's such a mood at the end

    • @kdeloris2225
      @kdeloris2225 4 роки тому +52

      She's going to get her a man

    • @sagalmusse6977
      @sagalmusse6977 4 роки тому +15

      Totally.

    • @Zekesquad
      @Zekesquad 4 роки тому +3

      😂👏

    • @RonnelB.
      @RonnelB. 4 роки тому +7

      I'm obviously getting old, because I have no idea what "she's such a mood" means.

    • @prettyevil6662000
      @prettyevil6662000 4 роки тому +18

      @@RonnelB. 'Mood' and various phrases with it mean that you understand what the other person is feeling or are currently experiencing that same feeling. So Dulce is off to chase down a hot single man with a nice car, which a lot of us can relate to wishing to do.

  • @iChillypepper
    @iChillypepper 4 роки тому +5928

    “Girl bye!” 🤣😂 - perfect response to every Karen

  • @tanadarko6991
    @tanadarko6991 4 роки тому +1416

    "we're scared too, hang on" hilarious from start to finish

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 4 роки тому +7

      "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
      ~Billy Shakespeare; MacBeth

    • @DanielRocket1
      @DanielRocket1 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @androsgreene9824
      @androsgreene9824 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @focusstudios1296
      @focusstudios1296 4 роки тому +1

      @Ralph McBride can you please clarify what you mean?

    • @AnthonySmith-gf1oe
      @AnthonySmith-gf1oe 4 роки тому

      @Ralph McBride are you implying Noah is dumbing down America or....?

  • @commanderred5573
    @commanderred5573 4 роки тому +2087

    The funny part is America actually needs something like this

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 4 роки тому +45

      You spelt "sad" wrong.

    • @sirenenoire4091
      @sirenenoire4091 4 роки тому +5

      So you think it’s just an American issue?? I just can’t believe that.

    • @XKavar1
      @XKavar1 4 роки тому +5

      @@sirenenoire4091 where did he say its just an American issue

    • @tomcruze8153
      @tomcruze8153 4 роки тому +2

      @@sirenenoire4091 I dont think its an issue at all

    • @tictacterminator
      @tictacterminator 4 роки тому +3

      racially-based emergency services?
      more big brain liberal ideas

  • @spencerphilippinedream3706
    @spencerphilippinedream3706 4 роки тому +355

    yeah, there needs to be a separate department that educates people on what qualifies as an emerency. we could call it K.ind A.ction R.egarding E.ntitled N.eurotics

    • @lavenderjade8
      @lavenderjade8 4 роки тому +18

      lmao you are awesome

    • @joethekat
      @joethekat 4 роки тому +7

      LOLOLOL

    • @JonasR001
      @JonasR001 4 роки тому +9

      Please run for presidency

    • @zy5992
      @zy5992 4 роки тому +5

      LMFAOOOO THAT'S SMART

    • @yahb-leevr3010
      @yahb-leevr3010 4 роки тому +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @izabella4823
    @izabella4823 4 роки тому +312

    "Girl, bye" That's me for 2020.

  • @sparkysmalarkey
    @sparkysmalarkey 4 роки тому +3623

    Businesses have to pay a fine for false alarms, people should too.

    • @factsarestubbornthings6725
      @factsarestubbornthings6725 4 роки тому +21

      They aren’t false alarm if you end up arresting them

    • @Hubert_Cumberdale_
      @Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 роки тому +40

      Who would ever report a crime if there was a chance of getting a fine for it?

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 4 роки тому +116

      It is a crime to make a false report to the police. That's why that white woman with the dog in Central Park got into trouble.

    • @sparkysmalarkey
      @sparkysmalarkey 4 роки тому +33

      @@beenaplumber8379 False alarms are not crimes, but they do waste resources, I am only referring to calls that are not emergencies.

    • @sparkysmalarkey
      @sparkysmalarkey 4 роки тому +56

      @@Hubert_Cumberdale_ Reporting a crime would not be a false alarm, reporting what you assume is a crime, but turns out not to be a crime, would be, the goal being to stop wasting the polices time with nonsense that gets people killed.

  • @GrigioBoy
    @GrigioBoy 4 роки тому +3493

    Dulce is queen of everything. Let’s be honest here. Love her 👑

    • @mrtoasty8387
      @mrtoasty8387 4 роки тому +16

      👑 💕 💗

    • @MsColetha
      @MsColetha 4 роки тому +11

      FACTS💯💥

    • @katjapia8206
      @katjapia8206 4 роки тому +17

      Love her too, cheers from Germany 💃🏾

    • @FreePalestine_____
      @FreePalestine_____ 4 роки тому +3

      Check out 'Immortal Technique Cause of Death' lyrics. Very Important.

    • @Bubbles603
      @Bubbles603 4 роки тому +3

      @A FreeOne who

  • @derekrequiem4359
    @derekrequiem4359 4 роки тому +184

    Her "girl bye" is absolutely perfect 😂😂😂

  • @cloverthird
    @cloverthird 4 роки тому +93

    "Mind your own business. Worry about yourself"
    is the answer to 99% of these calls

  • @kdfkdf1711
    @kdfkdf1711 4 роки тому +5165

    Is he wearing a wedding ring? Like for realz. This is important info.

  • @santasdeer9852
    @santasdeer9852 4 роки тому +1210

    the world NEEEEEEEEEEEEDS that operator

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 4 роки тому +722

    legend has it that this sassy 911 operator has not dispatched a single police, ambulance or fire truck. taxpayers have saved literally tens of thousands.

  • @raineunoia5723
    @raineunoia5723 4 роки тому +145

    "Is he wearing a ring?"
    "No?"
    "I'm on my way!"
    That was absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @keepup8868
    @keepup8868 4 роки тому +28

    I live in rural Montana. Not a lot of black folks. About twenty years ago I was a 9-1-1 operator and had a frantic call from a convenience store clerk reporting a drive off.
    The call was liberally salted with the N-word and general profanity as the caller screamed about the “theft”.
    Me: Ma’am, please calm down and let me get some information.
    Her: a car full of N- just stole some gas.
    Me: Can you describe the car?
    Her: It was full of N-.
    Me: What color is the car?
    Her: I don’t know. White? It was full of N-.
    Me: Did you get the license plate number? Or what state it was from?
    Her: It was headed East and full of N-
    I did get enough useful info to relay the (clearly non-emergency) information to highway patrol who stopped the vehicle about 30 miles down the road. (Standard procedure at the time, nothing to do with the skin color of the occupants). They were very gracious when he asked them about it and showed him their receipt.
    She was so focused on their skin color she didn’t notice who was driving the car that actually drove off without paying.
    I took some very disturbIng calls over the years; murders, hostage situations, domestic violence , but that one still sticks in my mind. So hateful, so unnecessary.

  • @MurphySullivan
    @MurphySullivan 4 роки тому +4257

    Operator: "So you're saying he's a 6'4" African American male, broad shoulder's driving a benz?..... I need you to look closely at him.....Is he wearing a wedding ring?"
    Caller: "Uh.... no?"
    Operator: "Stay right there! I'm on my way!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 She has such good deliveries!😄😍

  • @sheridanwambui6262
    @sheridanwambui6262 4 роки тому +1004

    😂😂😂is he wearing a wedding ring😂😂😂stay there and on my way

  • @melodygn
    @melodygn 4 роки тому +1601

    Hands down this is one the funniest skits ever. Seriously. Is there a extended version of this sketch?

    • @jakobkelvinjr
      @jakobkelvinjr 4 роки тому +42

      @melody granados: I need more of this in my life

    • @YGhost_05
      @YGhost_05 4 роки тому +19

      It's from the old clip when he talked about the black man who has been arrested for doing nothing in Starbucks I think but there isn't an extended footage

    • @erinpiccolo5847
      @erinpiccolo5847 4 роки тому +9

      I want to know how that emergency was handled!

    • @tiffanyblack8755
      @tiffanyblack8755 4 роки тому +5

      Hahaha yes. 2 words: more Dulce!

    • @redgeminiarts3674
      @redgeminiarts3674 4 роки тому +1

      I agree. Jokes based off reality.

  • @ruzzelladrian907
    @ruzzelladrian907 4 роки тому +64

    0:46 That's what you call efficiency. If it's a nonsense caller. It's 'bye!' immediately.

  • @melaniabettarelli8619
    @melaniabettarelli8619 4 роки тому +28

    “ I need you to take a close look at him “😂😂😂 ..I just died

  • @RickOShay
    @RickOShay 4 роки тому +603

    Laughter is the best medicine. It breaks down barriers and builds friendships.

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 4 роки тому +14

      I found so much relief and insight from black stand up comedians around these issues. That, or from other minority groups. The world is so stressful now, people appreciate a good laugh because it’s rare. If you’re interested, I honestly suggest looking up such stand up comedians on Netflix, UA-cam, Spotify or anywhere else you might find. Witty geniuses. I find it unfair that intelligence and charisma in blacks isn’t as emphasized as emotional and physical strength in blacks, if you ask me.

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 4 роки тому +1

      True.

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 4 роки тому +2

      It's a blessing that you realized that.

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 4 роки тому

      Preach!!!

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 4 роки тому +1

      RickOShay well I guess I laughed at the stupidity of people who like Trevors vids. And I found my girlfriend that way so I guess...

  • @akash_goel
    @akash_goel 4 роки тому +300

    "Girl bye"
    I keep coming back to hear this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThePennyBlackYouTubeChannel
    @ThePennyBlackYouTubeChannel 4 роки тому +719

    I would also like to know where the 6'4" black man with no wedding ring and a benz is...

    • @meomaih-b398
      @meomaih-b398 4 роки тому +43

      We got plenty over here in Houston! Come through sis!

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 4 роки тому +8

      @@meomaih-b398 🤣

    • @CocoHue-oc2ds
      @CocoHue-oc2ds 4 роки тому +15

      @@meomaih-b398 I heard Houston got some fine brothas over there ✈🛶🛴🤣🤣

    • @poptartdom
      @poptartdom 4 роки тому +9

      SHE SAW HIM FIRST XD

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 4 роки тому +6

      For safety of course

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +94

    Almost

    •  4 роки тому +2

      You are everywhere.

  • @gagalaxic
    @gagalaxic 4 роки тому +11

    Dulce needs to have her own series...we NEED this!

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 4 роки тому +202

    "Girl, Bye". LOL

    • @thedarkestpath7464
      @thedarkestpath7464 4 роки тому

      @User that’s because it’s a comedy skit, it wouldn’t be funny if she wasn’t playing a character. This is not the right place to look for accurate representation of black women in the work place.

  • @rn2511
    @rn2511 4 роки тому +867

    We hired a black operator. 🤣

    • @TheGrandy123
      @TheGrandy123 4 роки тому +6

      😂🤣

    • @Lanny2010
      @Lanny2010 4 роки тому +3

      Should have said we hired an African American operator.

    • @jend8759
      @jend8759 4 роки тому +9

      The look on her face is priceless

    • @ThePepeGrillo
      @ThePepeGrillo 4 роки тому +11

      @@Lanny2010 do you say a "European Latino" or a "American Latino"? Or a black Latino or a white Latino? Man! Maybe they were there before your grandparents!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 роки тому +3

      If only police would hire a black person... nope, they won't even talk with the person who intimidates them.

  • @miro._1742
    @miro._1742 4 роки тому +1376

    Hahahahaha 'there are black people' I can't
    -got no idea what happened in the replies section.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 4 роки тому +18

      "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
      ~Billy Shakespeare; MacBeth

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 роки тому +6

      Oh the irony

    • @itsamehovercat1995
      @itsamehovercat1995 4 роки тому +27

      @Ralph McBride “Sad state of affairs for the human condition”. Ok boomer LMAO

    • @roshanbhandari1989
      @roshanbhandari1989 4 роки тому +2

      Seattle?

    • @CarbonMatrixify
      @CarbonMatrixify 4 роки тому +1

      @@itsamehovercat1995
      Facepalm x10 that that was too hard for you to read.

  • @blueshoes915
    @blueshoes915 4 роки тому +17

    “Girl, bye.” LOL, that’s the best.

  • @LatriceDiane
    @LatriceDiane 4 роки тому +29

    The dispatcher said “I’m scared too”😂😂😂😑

  • @betsy.simplyliving
    @betsy.simplyliving 4 роки тому +121

    "stay right there I'm on my way" 😆😆😂😂

  • @naomi5809
    @naomi5809 4 роки тому +118

    “Is he wearing a wedding ring?!” Lol 😝

  • @itswanda7920
    @itswanda7920 4 роки тому +129

    LMAO. That wedding ring part killed me.

  • @commentlyspeakingtruthwhis7220
    @commentlyspeakingtruthwhis7220 4 роки тому +18

    "Girl, bye!" This option really needs to be available to all 911 operators...or, a "SUSPECTED KAREN" call button.

  • @rararabia19
    @rararabia19 4 роки тому +4

    This was wayyy too short! I needed more! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thislifeisagame9540
    @thislifeisagame9540 4 роки тому +67

    "Stay right there,I'm on my way " 😆 🤣

  • @tinker651
    @tinker651 4 роки тому +66

    She said "girl bye!" 😆😂🤣

  • @negsoccertabarnak5414
    @negsoccertabarnak5414 4 роки тому +462

    where can I get a 6’4” broad-shouldered black guy with no wedding ring driving a Benz smh

    • @misha-bz4mn
      @misha-bz4mn 4 роки тому +15

      right 😭

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 4 роки тому +1

      HELL YES

    • @migueljonz3901
      @migueljonz3901 4 роки тому +7

      Right here! I have a good credit, A Yacht, a $30K motorcycle, A million dollar piece of property, A guaranteed $90K income, and I don't even have to work. The real question is, Are YOU worth having?

    • @omg1103
      @omg1103 4 роки тому +22

      @Miguel Jonz but do you have broad shoulders tho?

    • @aryanmenon995
      @aryanmenon995 4 роки тому +1

      Near strong independent women

  • @MrsDetroit622
    @MrsDetroit622 3 місяці тому +10

    They really need to do this for the "people" who call 911 on kids selling water for school fundraisers. The terror!!!!

  • @manupeni
    @manupeni 4 роки тому +5

    Played this more than 6 times. Such a good laugh. The last call! 🤣🤣❤

  • @ehla0144
    @ehla0144 4 роки тому +786

    Imagine with all racist Karens out there. This should be a tv series for real😆😃😂

    • @doonyoo374
      @doonyoo374 4 роки тому +33

      Some one get this person some representatives, we need funding ASAP!

    • @takeoneandaction2678
      @takeoneandaction2678 4 роки тому +3

      Wtf man with d name karen. So u saying black girls cant me karens ... just bitchin i aint black or white or red or nuttin.

    • @mt22201
      @mt22201 4 роки тому +8

      I really don’t like this new term Karen. How would you feel if you were a non-racist white person whose name happened to be Karen?

    • @cottagegymfun
      @cottagegymfun 4 роки тому +15

      @@mt22201 how about John.. as in going to The John, the johns, my Johnson, Johnny boy, etc. Lol

    • @Taniesha_S
      @Taniesha_S 4 роки тому +9

      @@mt22201 You don't have to be a racist to be a Karen.

  • @MiaZaheeyaSofea
    @MiaZaheeyaSofea 4 роки тому +66

    "stay right there I'm on my way"
    Haha me too girl...me too. Lol

  • @ThanhMaiOFFICIAL
    @ThanhMaiOFFICIAL 4 роки тому +354

    Funny but also sad at the same time. The fight to end racism and for equality continues 🙌💯

    • @FreePalestine_____
      @FreePalestine_____ 4 роки тому +1

      Watch 'Immortal Technique Cause of Death'. You gonna be surprised.

    • @chrisa8325
      @chrisa8325 4 роки тому +10

      I don't think it will ever end unfortunately! But it's still Good People in the world.

    • @bootsofescaping01
      @bootsofescaping01 4 роки тому +4

      For real, you are absolutely right.
      But It's a coping mechanism that is needed unfortunately.

    • @JampackGaming707
      @JampackGaming707 4 роки тому

      Amen 🙏

    • @philosophyofthestars
      @philosophyofthestars 4 роки тому +3

      Thanh Mai you realize this skit just offers division?

  • @kxy347
    @kxy347 3 роки тому +10

    When somebody says some real bs near you 😂 0:23

  • @madahikhan3352
    @madahikhan3352 4 роки тому +3

    "Girl, bye" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was the best!!

  • @mayaprabhu4380
    @mayaprabhu4380 4 роки тому +338

    There is someone out there, who is gonna call 911 for the disturbing FACTS in this show😂

    • @roshanbhandari1989
      @roshanbhandari1989 4 роки тому +1

      Chaz ?

    • @nantucket897
      @nantucket897 4 роки тому +10

      Going to? Don’t you mean “did call”

    • @CarbonMatrixify
      @CarbonMatrixify 4 роки тому +2

      404 Facts never found ever in this show

    • @AnthonySmith-gf1oe
      @AnthonySmith-gf1oe 4 роки тому +15

      @@CarbonMatrixify just because you close your eyes and plug your ears during the facts dosnt mean they don't exist lol....your probably the type so unaware of your privilege you tell black people they are lying about racism in America and all lives matter, also believe blue lives matter, but can't wrap your head around black lives matter TOO....

    • @redgeminiarts3674
      @redgeminiarts3674 4 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @Crystallily73
    @Crystallily73 4 роки тому +43

    Dulce Sloan's face is mood for days!

  • @GrigioBoy
    @GrigioBoy 4 роки тому +169

    1:09 Dulce’s look to the camera there with the zoom in is what sent me the most. She dipped so damn fast lmao 😭😂

    • @pipertarver1852
      @pipertarver1852 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @scelestion
      @scelestion 4 роки тому +2

      Got some The Office vibes there.

    • @GrigioBoy
      @GrigioBoy 4 роки тому

      scelestion True that, true that 😂

  • @akitaxx
    @akitaxx 4 роки тому +202

    If everyone operator was like that, so many more black People and people of color would be safe.
    #blacklivesmatter
    Justice for black lives

    • @gregdubya1993
      @gregdubya1993 4 роки тому +7

      Black lives matter...but BLM doesn't.

    • @rajt9996
      @rajt9996 4 роки тому +6

      @@gregdubya1993 what?

    • @bacrope
      @bacrope 4 роки тому +5

      @@gregdubya1993 Uh chile anyways so

    • @usernamesarestupid7104
      @usernamesarestupid7104 4 роки тому +5

      @Greg Dubya what does that even mean?

    • @gregdubya1993
      @gregdubya1993 4 роки тому +9

      @@usernamesarestupid7104 it means black people and BLM are not the same thing. BLM is not a movement I can support after seeing their agenda these last few months. I will support black people and all people looking for equal treatment. I won't do that by supporting this terrorist BLM group though.

  • @culturecoroner
    @culturecoroner 4 роки тому +3

    I was turned off by the title, but I’m glad I stopped by anyway. This was awesome. I’m going to need a longer version please. 😂

  • @damianamurphy4419
    @damianamurphy4419 4 роки тому +83

    I’m going to beat Dulce there 😂😂😂

  • @matt7iron
    @matt7iron 4 роки тому +65

    When I called 911 twice over prowlers on my property the honest blackman gets rude nasty treatment from 911 operators when they hear my black voice, but 4 cops show up when a White woman calls about a missing cat.

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 2 роки тому

      You should do like Martin did in one episode and change your voice. He knew police weren’t rolling up in Detroit. 😅 Not to help, anyway.

  • @Hugo-G
    @Hugo-G 4 роки тому +87

    This segment could have been longer.

  • @cococonlin170
    @cococonlin170 Рік тому +1

    Dulce should have her own show. That final glance at the camera, she nailed it.

  • @CassieSmart365
    @CassieSmart365 4 роки тому +1

    LMFAO! 😂 y’all.... the one about wearing a wedding ring! Hahaha

  • @iamaloafofbread8926
    @iamaloafofbread8926 4 роки тому +1164

    Stupidity in humans dropped by 60% ever sense she took the field.
    Edit: its a joke for the naive people who are triggered

    • @FreePalestine_____
      @FreePalestine_____ 4 роки тому +2

      Watch 'Immortal Technique Cause of Death'. Very Important.

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 роки тому +15

      *ever since
      Or maybe this was an r/woooosh?

    • @robinayers8107
      @robinayers8107 4 роки тому +1

      @@actionjackson3522 I know right. I'm A loaf of bread, should not use the word stupidity against anyone, until you look in a mirror.

    • @sagalmusse6977
      @sagalmusse6977 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...totally!

    • @the._.nabihouse
      @the._.nabihouse 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @gatordragon8824
    @gatordragon8824 4 роки тому +67

    More Dulce! Everything she does makes me smile.

  • @phelanwolf6747
    @phelanwolf6747 4 роки тому +80

    Doesn’t the caller have to pay a penalty for calling the police without real emergency? That would be a very good incentive for them to stop calling.

    • @faiaflrt
      @faiaflrt 4 роки тому +8

      I always thought so. I have to say that it can make you hesitate to call when you actually do need help, though. Since I wasn't sure if the police or fire departments would consider something an emergency, I almost waited too long to call. Called the police station to ask, and they routed me through to 911.

    • @리주민
      @리주민 4 роки тому +5

      @@faiaflrt especially if you have to validate your credit card number beforehand.
      "Now, please enter the full card number followed by the pound sign."

    • @r.c.whitaker296
      @r.c.whitaker296 4 роки тому +5

      Misuse of emergency services is a misdemeanor. I wish they would start enforcing it.

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 2 роки тому

      Sounds like that’d be the Ferengi way to respond to emergency calls by default. 😂

  • @ginakay354
    @ginakay354 4 роки тому +13

    Lol LOVE her - if only she could really take those idiot calls!

  • @curiouspenguin6887
    @curiouspenguin6887 3 місяці тому +2

    Oh, you could and should make a series out of this! 😂😂😂

  • @TheKayleeanna
    @TheKayleeanna 4 роки тому +51

    Trevor Noah you're the greatest! 😂
    Love this!

  • @lucasbracken3717
    @lucasbracken3717 4 роки тому +62

    Girl bye! 😹😹

  • @jt03336
    @jt03336 4 роки тому +113

    This should be called the Karen's hotline lmao

    • @ehla0144
      @ehla0144 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, this needs to be a series.

    • @adamm.6386
      @adamm.6386 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/UouJ9HT3WOs/v-deo.html

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 4 роки тому

      No, thanks. Karen is just a name. Please stop.

    • @casachica
      @casachica 4 роки тому +1

      @@CalLadyQED Karen spotted

    • @miaochana3542
      @miaochana3542 4 роки тому +1

      @@casachica XD

  • @eliseerickson5994
    @eliseerickson5994 4 роки тому +3

    dulce is the only person on youtube that can make me laugh out loud.... the power she has

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 2 місяці тому +1

    First time im finding this video, my neighbor just had a panic about an empty and unattended shopping cart showing up. Not a homeless person shopping cart. Clearly just some kids who took it from the grocery store a mile away. But I knew from the moment i saw it how blown out of proportion it was gonna become

  • @beauty6338
    @beauty6338 4 роки тому +28

    "is he wearing a wedding ring? Stay right there I am coming" that part killed me😂😂🤣🤣🔥🔥

  • @cannibalisticfawn5895
    @cannibalisticfawn5895 4 роки тому +24

    I hope she get her own show some day she's amazing

  • @SierraLimaOscar
    @SierraLimaOscar 4 роки тому +51

    Dulce has her priorities figured out 😂
    She never fails to make me laugh - not many comedians can do that.

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 4 роки тому

      Morgan Brandy haha like that’s saying anything

  • @Newyork1000
    @Newyork1000 2 місяці тому +2

    The End was just too Funny!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BellaOrtizPhotography
    @BellaOrtizPhotography 4 роки тому +2

    Noooo too short. I want so much more of her! Haha.
    Your (The Daily Show) whole cast of correspondents and "specialists" and of course the host is seriously the funniest on TV in years. Thank you for making my tears stop falling after watching "See You Yesterday".

  • @munaal-raghban4741
    @munaal-raghban4741 4 роки тому +101

    The first 911 call was actually real. I can't 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bradleon1926
      @bradleon1926 4 роки тому +4

      no it wasn't

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 роки тому +9

      it would have been funnier if they had pulled real calls

    • @captauron4514
      @captauron4514 4 роки тому +18

      @@bradleon1926 you don't think it's real when White people call the police and say, "There are Black people...?"

    • @MobileDecay
      @MobileDecay 4 роки тому +4

      jmg 544 There are videos of that.

    • @CarbonMatrixify
      @CarbonMatrixify 4 роки тому

      @@captauron4514 Racist :)

  • @susannjarvis5587
    @susannjarvis5587 4 роки тому +118

    Brilliant. And should be considered as part of a police reform program, along with a substantial fine for wasting a 911 call..

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому

      And unless the person calling is under the age of 10 substantial chances for jail time

  • @melaninqueen707
    @melaninqueen707 4 роки тому +33

    “Girl bye”👋🏾 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.marvelasmr5872
    @mr.marvelasmr5872 4 роки тому +12

    "911 Trader Joe's won't let me in their store without a face mask"

  • @theeric
    @theeric 4 роки тому +5

    The 911 dispatcher we need today 😂😂😂

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 4 роки тому +99

    Dulce gives me that Beyonce *"Because I’m Foxxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lot of woman"* vibe

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 4 роки тому +18

    "stay right there I'm on my way!"
    Hahaha oh I love this so much! 😅 Oh I wish they'd do more of these.

  • @GigiGisele
    @GigiGisele 4 роки тому +23

    "is he wearing a wedding ring?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beasttitanofficial3768
    @beasttitanofficial3768 4 роки тому +21

    Imagine the woman who called about people being loud in public coming to southern Europe 😂 911 there is a group of Portuguese and Italian people being loud here

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 3 місяці тому +1

      No joke. That did happen to my ex's Italian grandparents several times. Portuguese and Italians weren't white when the first came here.
      What I can't wrap my head around was blond haired, blue eyes Poles were labelled non white when they first started coming here. SMDH.

    • @theovanderstorm3171
      @theovanderstorm3171 2 місяці тому

      That’s about the same when Americans are complaining that people in Spanje and Portugal don’t speak English.

  • @fleurelise997
    @fleurelise997 4 роки тому +2

    Dear Daily Show this sketch needs to be its own show for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dulce is sass in human form

  • @Bee-ol1xr
    @Bee-ol1xr 4 роки тому +14

    "girl, bye" 😂

  • @sounzsspace7564
    @sounzsspace7564 4 роки тому +30

    Hahahahahah, I love you guys for still finding time to make us laugh despite all these crazy moments

  • @grifinsoulgreep
    @grifinsoulgreep 4 роки тому +90

    I remember to saw something similar on reddit:
    Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
    Caller: there is black man outside my house walking down the street, send someone here!
    Operator: *proceed to send a black police officer to the house*

    • @lavenderjade8
      @lavenderjade8 4 роки тому +3

      omg im dying lmao so awesome

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein 4 роки тому +7

      Better:
      This black guy is a policeman. And the operator send’s him to the house.

    • @beaniepq
      @beaniepq 4 роки тому +11

      I wonder if hiring and dispatching more black police officers would help mitigate those situations. Especially when dealing with "Karen's" or community disturbances.

    • @lavenderjade8
      @lavenderjade8 4 роки тому +5

      @@beaniepq sounds like a good idea to me :D smart thinking

    • @nora22000
      @nora22000 4 роки тому

      @@beaniepq No. Black police officers often outdo the white or Asian ones on mistreating black, disabled and gay citizens to prove they belong to the group. It's about fascism, not about color.

  • @frankiefavero1666
    @frankiefavero1666 3 місяці тому +1

    Man I love Dulcé so much! I discovered her on a Netflix stand up compilation and I've online stalked all of her comedy!

  • @JampackGaming707
    @JampackGaming707 4 роки тому +8

    Less than 10 seconds in and they had me dying 0:06 😂😂😂

  • @akilasmith6063
    @akilasmith6063 4 роки тому +39

    She's mostly professional. What more do ppl want😄😄😄😭

  • @liymasal2
    @liymasal2 4 роки тому +19

    “Stay right there I’m on my way...” 🍫.... 🏃🏾‍♀️😍

  • @luisfrau9810
    @luisfrau9810 4 роки тому +48

    If they did things like that we’d save ourselves so much time and trouble. Could not stop laughing throughout.

  • @utsavdewan9835
    @utsavdewan9835 4 роки тому +1

    She's the best! Would love to see more of her!

  • @HAZE512
    @HAZE512 Рік тому

    I have been waiting for an extended cut of this for years!