[RANT] The DUMBEST Thing About USB
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Your grandad doesn't become your dad, he becomes your Superspeed Dad Gen 1
Lmao, perfect! :D
Definitely, the most underrated comment on this video.
No , no ,no Next generation get the the title like this so if the dad is "Superspeed Dad Gen 1" then son will be "Superspeed dad gen 1 x 2"
dad 1.0 Gen 2 squared
@@MacherTV😂😂😂😂
5:25 "Consumers are dumb, don't confuse them."
Never have i been more offended by something i totally agree with
It is also my all-time sales idiom. Sell 3 options max, don't give them multiple options and let them choose. People are idiots and they don't know what they want.
Same here xD
wait till you get corrected with the use of the word "offensed" instead of "offended" ... you are going to be pissed.
@@SIDEKICKONUA-cam oops
@@confusioned2249 🤣
I can’t wait for when they reboot it and just call it USB One.
USB
USB 360
USB ONE
USB ONE S
USB X / USB SCORPIO
USB SCARLETT / USB 10 / USB 2020 / USB QUANTUM
@@alienc and then just USB
USB 2000, usb 8.1, usb 10, usb 95
Which, in turn will be the last version of USB ever. You then need to check the firmware number to make sure you have the latest one. Oh wait...
you mean "US-bone"?
I’m still calling the blue usb “usb 3.0”
hey but it can sometimes have a red color
@@tomatootamot true
@@tomatootamot not only red, many others, including black.
@@awdadwadwad1723 and orange, which I think means higher current? maybe
@A Dog Ik lol
USB 3.2 First Blood
USB 3.3 First Blood Part II
USB 3.4 Dawn of USB
USB 3.5 Reloaded
USB 3.6 Revolutions
USB 3.7 Resurrection
USB 3.8 Revelations
USB 3.9 Apocalypse
USB 4.0 Rise of computing
USB 4.1 Unleashed
USB 4.2 Forever (Directors cut)
USB 4.3 Next Ultimate Final Last Stand
USB 4.4 The Return of the Next Ultimate Final Last Stand
USB 4.5 The Curse
USB 4.6 The Curse II
UBS 4..7 The Curse III
USB 4.8 *_I N F I N I T E_*
USB 4.9 Awakening
USB 5.0 First Blood Revisited Special Collector's Edition Ultimate Enterprise
.
Don't forget the one where they get new-age and minimalist and just call the next one "USB".
U.S.B. origins (Forever Unleashed Edition)
USB 6.9: Cum Drunk.
USB 1.0 2030
5:25 "Customers are dumb, don't confuse them." That is indeed the best marketing plan to have.
It will hurt them in the long run, because someone wanted to make a 'cool new name' for usb, even though it spits in the face of pre-established naming convention.
No, that is the worst plan to have.
Confused customers will but something they don't need for more money they should.
@@anj000 That's a different kind of confused. You're talking about customers who _are_ confused, but think they're not. However, if you market something that customers don't understand, they won't buy it. They'll go buy something more dumbed down from the competitor instead.
@@Gilmaris More likely is that they just buy them all if they're confused between many. More money = less thinking; I'll figure it out later. The entire goal of marketing is to sale things and companies take that shit VERY SERIOUSLY. (It's literally their goal, you know. To sell you things.) They would notice VERY QUICKLY if a marketing strategy wasn't working out and they would VERY QUICKLY go back to the drawing board.
I wouldn't say this is ALL companies but it might generally be a good rule of thumb that if it's a multi-million dollar corporation (not sure what USB is but seeing as they're everywhere, it might be the case), they're either supremely lucky or know what they're doing. (Most likely both.)
If anything imagine them as being a bit like my 93 yr old grandmother who has never touched a computer in her life and knows nothing about them.
What's worse is that now manufacturers are getting it wrong on the specifications so no one really knows what's going on
Oh god. Oh god please no!
There will be "new motherboard generation production kick-off meetings" and then, the next day "what USB port is what clarification convention"
Who let the Nintendo DS team name USB standards?!
the DS naming team was actualy fairly good.... the DS, the DS light(lighter then the DS) the DS I(i admit.. weird but the I standing for the camera(eye) and focus on you(aka I) made sense to some level)) the DSI XL(DSI in larger) the 3DS(a DS with 3D) the 2DS(a 3DS without 3D) the 3DS XL(the 3DS in larger), the only point where you could say they lost theyr shit was with the New 3DS and 2DS.. becuase i admit..that was.. a weird naming choiche(it makes somewhat sense. its a NEW version of the 3DS... just well.. i want a New 3DS or a i want a NEW 3DS makes things complicated...)@@MazeFrame
You make it sound like that was not the main idea.
You're damn correct.
The only genuine real USB 3.1 gen 2 with those 10Gbps speeds I got was when it was included when buying a 3.1 gen 2 SSD M.2 enclosure.
Because the oems get confused themselves lmao
USB 1.0: FullSpeed
USB 1.1: also FullSpeed
USB 2.0: HighSpeed
USB 3.0: SuperSpeed
USB 3.1: SuperSpeed+
USB4: SuperMaxSpeed
USB 4.3.1: Speed2: Cruise Control
USB V: Tokyo Drift
USB VI: Self Speed
USB 2.0: Electric Boogaloo
Underrated comment
@@adibafiq6945 USB VII: Elon Musk Edition.
@@IdOnThAvEaUsE69 That's the CEO of Tesla.
I work at a major tech store. And this drives me crazy, because I know the differences between these. And like you say the consumers don't care as long as it works and says 3.0 or is BLUE. Even though many new laptops still come with at least 1 USB 2.0, and 1or2 3.0 ports BUT they've stopped coloring 3.0 ports blue for some godforsaken reason, and don't even identify them.
But it's the WORST when I get a customer that knows what cord they need, high powered and data USB 3+ or type c, and I take forever to find it because they only put 3orC on the package, and I have to go to the manufacturer website to find the correct specs. THEN my manager just hands them the cheapest cord and tells them "Sure, it'll work with anything!" Because that's what we're all led to believe... Then it doesn't work good enough and they return it %50 of the time or live with a lower speed C cable without even knowing there's a difference between every damn cable...
UHG!
I belive Red one is supposed to be 10Gbps USB 3.1 (aka USB 3.2 Gen 2).
@@CompatibilityMadness Isnt red just indicating, that you can draw power from this port during standby/sleep Mode of your PC?
@@Max-li6zu ASUS used "Red" as USB 3.1 10Gbps, example : www.asus.com/us/Motherboards/MAXIMUS-VIII-EXTREME/
So true.
What's even worse (imo) is when you have a USB slot that IS colored blue... but the hardware only supports USB 2.x
Looking at you, Nintendo Switch Dock.
USB 3.0
USB 3.1
USB 3.2
USB 3.2x2
USB Vice City
USB San Andreas
USB Liberty City Stories
USB 4.0
USB 76
Usb infinite
Yugophoto USB 69
USB 75.99 Gen 727
@@rope8666
USB X
USB 360
USB One
USB 2077 is breathtaking
Can't wait for
USB 3.2.05.001 Gen 2 x 2 x 4 Ultra superspeed
USB4
Oh yeah! That's a Super USB4!
@@420sakura1 WHOAH THERE SATAN, YOU'RE SCARING THEM!
Actually thats named USB 3.1.2 Gen 1 x4x8 ultrasonic speed
Mega ultra giga plus turbo
There is only one thing I can say about that...
GTX 1660
*GTX 1650
And 1650 now
More like gtx 1060 3gb/5gb/6gb/6gb 9gbit...
I would really rather my computer components not use Nvidia as a naming scheme example.
@@Ferzin400 I hate that naming scheme
USB 3.1 x log₂x^3 Season 3 Episode 2 /2
remastered electric bogaloo
And Knuckles.
Artemiy Solopov You were 8 hours ahead of me
This name seems better than the selected one
*Birth by Sleep
I just updated my USB 3.0 to USB 3.2 Gen 1!!! It so much faster!!
Update to usb 3.2 gen 2,it is much faster but i am facing battery drain issues.
That is marketing for you. To confuse the heck of non tech people.
I updated mine to the new USB 2.3 x4
Much faster than the 3 series bullshit
@@aravindr4986 I've heard that the next Windows 10 update will come with 'USB 3.2 Gen 2' drivers included.. can't wait /sarc
@@jakadirnbek7141 Love the fact that the number of likes (at the time of this comment) is 256
Should just switch to naming it USB X.Y.Z where:
X - generation
Y - revision
Z - # of data lanes...
You're welcome USB...
Or just use points.
USB 1.0
USB 1.1
USB 1.2
USB 1.3
USB 2.0
USB 2.1
USB 3.0
USB 3.1
And so on
I think that this is already too complicated. I think more that 99% of all customers don't care about the data lanes and if someone does ... just Google it.
I would just prefer the naming like in the comment from Thu Ya Win. Maybe write the max transfer speed behind on product pages. Would be much more interesting than the lane configuration.
No, it's too logical
Nope, out the window. Can't do it. It just makes too much sense.
That's smart
"You can't just change something after the fact"
J.K Rowling: Reality can be whatever i want
Jk rowling made you gay
Well, we never actually saw Dumbledore express any interest in a woman. And his closest personal relationship in his youth was with Grindelwald. So his being gay isn't that crazy. Hermione is white in my books tho. She got to okay the book drawings and casting of Elizabeth Watson. So she obviously imagined her as white before.
Reality is what it is the only change is your perception of sead reality
Poter mum gea
@@kevinrdunnphs You mean Emma Watson? Not Elizabeth Watson.
Just don't give in and call them to what's logical. 3.0=5gbit, 3.1=10gbit and 3.2=20gbit
What if they change 3.0 to 3.05 ???
let's call it π or 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807 426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350
Or 3.0 4.0 5.0
π
@@filipposgstathopoulos wouldnt go that far. between 1.0 to 2.0 and 2.0 to 3.0 it gets 10 to 20 times faster, 3.0 to 3.1, 3.1 to 3.2 only get 2 times fater, so not worth a new ''.0''
can we all just collectively agree to call them
USB 3.0
USB 3.1
USB 3.2
St0ner1995 Start a change.org petition to stop this madness. I will sign that shit!
That's what I've been doing ever since USB 3.1
Now that is a halfway decent idea. Someone should start a campaign to force them to use a better naming scheme. Would need to be someone that has a bit of pull in the tech industry and that could get a couple manufactures onboard.
I would really like to call them
USB 1.0
USB 2.0
USB 3.0
USB 4.0
USB 5.0
that way is much easier to remember and distinguish between each of the versions
agreed my man
"My Great Grandpa doesn't become my Dad... Later." Best Linus quote ever.
*sweet home Alabama intensifies*
This what happen when too many people making a simple decision.
Damn...do you always get wierd replies to your comments...lol
Too many chefs in the kitchen... something, something, something...
It's the same in bands. That's why you can't have your band as a democracy. Someone has to be in charge of every part - business, music, etc
Can't wait for USB 3.2.05
SuperSpeed™ USB 3.5.0.0.1.2.5 ThunderWire™
Why it has to start with 3.? That's too logical for USB-IF if you ask me 😂
@@edimopoulos10 That was like 2 generations ago. We are now on hyperspeed btw. We have looped back to usb 0
4.0 is coming don't worry
@@YounesLayachi I think they will screw that somehow too :D
_"Why use Usb when you have Usa?"_
*_*patriotic music playing in the background_**
The backup of USA is on a USB
The next usb will be USA 1.0 because a is before b in the alphabet
flag waving in background.
Lol underated comment
*Bombs drop*
Thanks for the update, you've just handed me a free upgrade from USB 3.0 to USB 3.2 Gen 1, simply by posting this video!
True, my 8 y/o mobo came with usb 3.0, it got a free upgrade to usb 3.1 Gen 1 and then usb 3.2 Gen 1! Man, free upgrades!
Just like 5Ge!
Pretty surprised this wasn't a clickbaity "How to Upgrade to USB 3.2 for free 100% working"
USB Executive: Just pick a name, call it whatever you want, I don't care.
USB Engineer: "This is my moment, FU** THIS PLACE."
USB Executive Replacement: Just pick a name, call it whatever you want, I don't care.
USB Engineer Replacement: "This is my moment, I will follow in the last engineers footsteps. FU** THIS PLACE."
@@MeganOHowe SUPERSPEED Engineer Gen 2
Thank you for the laugh :D
For me, it's the fact that after all these years, I still try plugging it in the wrong way, then the wrong way again, and finally the correct way!
Me: "you can't just go back and rename things"
USB forum: "oh yeah? Why not"
Me.1 Gen 2: "you'll confuse everyone"
Jarrod Me.2 Gen2x2: what?
Nice
😂😂😁
that was a good comment.. good job
this should be screenshotted and sent to them whoever "they" are that "have" the ability to change the names of things already in existence.
I wouldn't mind a "linus rages" mini series
would be pretty LIT
Not going to lie, Linus is pretty funny when hes angry and exasperated haha
_What really grinds my gears_ Series, and he has to start each paragraph with _You know what really grinds my gears..._
:D when sempai notices you :D :D :D
#meToo
...
no wait, that doesn't feel right to use in that context 🤔
The REAL problem with post-launch renaming of products comes when you need support.
What search term do you use? Because in the earlier support topics and forums they will call things by the former name. And in recent forums they will sometimes use the new name, or sometimes the old name, or even worse, use the 2 mixed together...
And the official channels will call them by their marketing name, while pretending they don’t know the real spec’s name.
How is anyone going to find relevant topics? “I’m looking for driver for my usb 3.1 device.” -Ok but which 3.1 do you mean the first one or the renamed one? “Idk it just says USB 3 superspeed”
SuperSpeed (without 10gpbs at the end) means the device is usb 3.0 = 3.1 gen 1 = 3.2 gen 1x1. Saying "3.1" without the gen is leaving out crucial information.
@@janjohansson2567 Yeah, however if you aren't on top of the stupid naming schemes you would have no idea what the people were talking about nor would you think it was relevant to your issue. Problem with just renaming things on a whim is that topic that might be relevant to an issue might be dismissed because the product is renamed differently. Most people who see to things renamed differently are going to assume that they are two different things.
@@janjohansson2567 Your part of the problem
i guess most of the time the answer to the question of the support guy will be "dunno, has a blue plug...."
the whole thing with the version number and any additions to it like .2 or x2 will only ever be known by IT personell and even then only if they happened to stumble across a problem with it before.
the average consumer wont know or even care which revision his gadget uses as long as it works and only get mad if he gets told that he bought older slower tech when he is shown and explained the same gadget with the newer tech.
I absolutely lost it at *"are you shampoo!?"*
Me too. It was a bad decision to watch this video while having lunch. :-D
The subtle smoke effect should have gradually turned to fire.
and his voice should be darker xD
@@lyonixx9886 but it's linus... that high pitch is as dark as it gets...
I thought that was my vape
@@Spluna99 I always thought cart port radio/USB devices looked like vapes xD
Results 45 they aren’t? No wonder mine won’t hit.
USB 3.0 = 5Gbps
USB 3.1 = 10Gbps
USB 3.2 = 20Gbps
That's what it should be.
Let's just start calling it that and ignore what USB-IF says, just like the Titan Xpp.
i still don't get whic "p" means what... it makes me angeeery
or just 3.0, 4.0, 5.0. Both works better than 3.2 gen 1, 3.2 gen 2, 3.2 gen 2x2...
@@pangkan270 there's no major difference in USB 3.0 and 3.1, more of a protocol thing and not a physical thing like usb2 vs usb3. The USB 3.2 gen 2x2, on the other hand, could have been USB 4 or USB 3.3. They could reserve USB4 for a purely Type-C spec. Or imo just append a 'C' in the name if it's a type C like USB 3.3C so you could get cables like usb3.1 to usb3.1C for connecting your desktop PC to your external drive or phone. This for me is better because the performance of a type C cable also depends on the cable's spec (usb3, 3.1, 3.2) and not just because its type C. Likewise, cables could be called USB2C cables so people dont mistakenly buy a usb2 type c cable.
Tldr USB4 is better for a port or protocol that is majorly different enough -- e.g. type C or a new orange 15-lane TYPE A Port.
The problem comes when you buy some USB3.2 thingy, but it turns out that is only Gen1, and you expected Gen 2x2. Of course, it won't be clearly marketed.
@@hasinzafir3906 its called 5 gigabit per second
J.K. Rowling played a major part of this
More like George R.R Martin
A-ehm.
Episode 4
Can someone explain why is everyone kinda.....like hating or making fun of jk?(I aint really updated about this)
@@sajayrrr she turned black the Hermione character despite its cinematic portrayal.
@@ebanavorio to be fair, she never specified skin colour in the books, but isn't she now turning everyone gay even when she originally implied they weren't? I don't know, honestly, its weird and I don't want to get on the wrong side of any of it.
the subtle roast, "customers are dumb, don't confuse them"🤣🤣🤣
Which is a rude way to put it, but it's absolutely true.
Most customers don't know much about PC-tech. Just like we PC guys probably don't have deep knowledge in most other product categories.
Ya can't know it all...
@@LRM12o8 agreed😊
USB 3.2 Gen 2 x 2 & Knuckles, featuring Dante from the Devil may Cry series. Now with new Funky mode!
Except February, which has 28
More knuckles for everyone! Everything's better with Knuckles!
Don't forget the Yoda DLC.
and next revision is USB 3.3 + 3 & Knuckles and the empire stikes back
USB
USB 2
USB tactics
USB brotherhood of steel
USB 3
USB New Vegas
USB 4
USB Shelter
USB 76
Last version has glitches
You missed one
What about USB Shelter
USB New vegas is the best option
When USB 76 released, USB became USB 76 gen 1
Just imagine the next gen™ Intel cpu be named:
INTEL Core™ Power™ i12-12990SKRRP
SK= SuperOverclockable™
RRP:Raw Rendering Power
and the rename the old 6700k to 9650Kbutnottoomuch
SKRRP dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
ting goes skkrrrpp
No intel i processors are odd numbers so its i11
@@user-yd2cu2sw6i They would make it an even number to throw people off.
Your crush: USB 3.2
Her brother: USB 3.1
Her dad: USB 3.0
You: USB 1.0
nah nah, ps/2
@@WLxMusic Lmao
@@WLxMusic why we're still at ps/2 and not ps/3, ps/4 and ps/5? 😡
@@gamermapper The IBM PS/x series died during the 90's amidst the rise of Microsoft Windows and other PC manufactures beating IBM out of the market.
@@GameMaker3_5 fortunately PlayStation didn't
The USB
2US 2B
USB: Tokyo Drift
USB
US5
USB6
B7
The US of B
USB9
That's smart
B7 is my favorite
What can USB: Tokyo Drift do?
soos ູ It plays Donkey Kong
What did i read?
Imagine, it's so Stupid that Linus had to make a Video about it.
Thiojoe had done this a long time ago.
ua-cam.com/video/ZxRv4L7p5Us/v-deo.html
The capitalized S triggers me
Oh the capitalized V too
several videos
He's gotta make those ad revenue
USB 2.0 should now be USB 3.2 Gen -1
USB 1.1 should now be USB 3.2 Gen -1.9
USB 1.0 should now be USB 3.2 Gen -2
And we'll skip Gen 0 because then other Gens would make fun of it.
Cant forget Gen X, Y, Z and Baby Boomers. Everyone loves bringing those up for some reason! But what to call those?
USB Gen BB - 2 (Because on average they had 2 children)
USB Gen X - 40 (Because thats the age they currently are roughly)
USB Gen Y + 20 (Because they're 20~ years older than Gen X)
USB Gen Z _ Y2K (Because they're born around the year 2000)
Wouldn't that make PS/2 a USB 3.2 Gen -3 ?
And AT Connector a USB 3.2 Gen -4?
Linus: PASTa
Me: Oh right, he’s Canadian!
next: usb 3.3.65 superspeed type x special edition 4wd 1.9 TDI gen 6.2 v3
Or in short USB 3.Friking car
When data speed pass 20gb/s the v-tec will kicked in
USB Special Edition GT-R Hondasport
nismo r spec III
1.9 TDI
Thanks for the non-white background m8.
The battery in my OLED-screened phone appreciated it
@@ohnoitschris Yeah, mine too, but mostly my eyes im my dark room at 11pm realy appreciate it.
@@daniel_ghax Hello uk user
Daylight mode = White background
Night mode = black background
Linus very angry = Hell background
Agreed. Maybe be daring and do a green background next time. I think we can all have a lot of fun with that.
Gonna wait until they release USB 3.11 for Workgroups
USB 3.11 for non-working-groups of cable salad.
Or USB Vista Starter
Still my favorite OS!! 😂
Millenials won't get that joke.
Ha ha ha!
I genuinely think the majority of consumers see it more like:
- "USB old rectangle / blue rectangle"
- "Small rounded one like a phone charger - is that called USB as well? Ok, weird."
- "USB funny shape. Oh that's an HDMI port and I've run out of USB ports."
Calling them 1, 2, 3 3.1 or A, B C has no meaning to the average person.
How about a USB version spec sheet on a T-shirt?
Would become outdated very quickly when they rename the old versions again...
How about some extra free cells and an aditional red fabric marker in a bundle, in case they do change it again? This would really point out the idiocy of the topic 🤦
@@Wargon2013 Comes bundled with a fabric marker so that you can update it as needed!
The fact that you need to watch 7 minutes video to understand the naming scheme is enough to arrest everybody in USB forum for crime against common sense.
"Consumers are dumb, don't confuse them" That is some solid marketing advise right there.
That is how Apple works😁
Indeed. This is true for a lot of industries, but none more so than the tech industry.
linus : are u shampoo?!?!?!
usb : am i a joke to you
Everyone: "Renaming USB 3.0 to USB 3.1 Gen 1 was dumb"
USB Forum: "Hold my beer ... *rebrands all current standards* ... Now who's dumb?!"
Everyone: "Oh... Oh, no... Not cool bro"
Did they really rebrand all the current USB standards?
@@reyariass "current" --somehow-- refers to USB 3.* recent standards
let's just break this cycle:
5 gbit/s = USB 3.0,
10 gbit/s = USB 3.1 and
20 gbit/s = USB 3.2
Agreed!!!
usb type C?
where is type A and B?
@@friedec3622 you're talking about the physical shape of the connector, which is different from speeds or lanes. Some phones have USB 2.0 Type-C, for example.
This so obvious that it infuriates me. This is not a genius solution, it's what it should have OBVIOUSLY been from the start.
Windows 3.1
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Windows Vista
Windows 7
Windows 8
Windows 8.1
Windows 10
Ugh OK!
That is pretty straight forward
Windows ME **shudders**
Xbox
Xbox 360
Xbox one
Xbox series x 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
*Windows 95,98, 2000:* release year
*windows xp, vista:* since they didnt relase every year, year name seemed too jumpy so they gave names instead.
*windows 7,8,8.1:* 7th, 8th installment od windows and one big version upgrade thus 8.1
*windows 10:* only rumors for origin but due to huge failure of windows 8, they needed to re-imagine and change windows completely. Huge leap thus skipping 9 and straight to 10. Also, was thinking of calling it windows one but out of respect to their tech forefathers who made OG first window, they instead named it windows 10, = Windows 1.0.
CONSISTENSY IS OVERRATED
Windows 1.x
Windows 2.x
Windows 3.x
Windows 4.x (95=4.0 98=4.1 МЕ=4.2)
end of DOS based
Microsoft IBM venture:
OS/2 1.x
OS/2 2.x
Microsoft continue alone:
Windows NT 3.x
Windows NT 4.0
Windows NT 5.0 (Windows 2000)
Windows NT 5.1 (Windows XP)
Windows NT 5.2 (Windows Server 2003)
Windows NT 6.0 (Windows Viseta)
Windows NT 6.1 (Windows 7 - they fucket it up with numbering)
Windows NT 6.2 (Windows 8.0)
Windows NT 6.3 (Windows 8.1 more madness)
Windows NT 10 (Windows 10 - enough is enough, remember Final Fantasy 7 western releases hahah :D )
God wanted
3.0
3.1
3.2
Every day we stray further from gods light
Don't forget "usb4"
Not only that, but 1.1 was also called SuperSpeed.
@@TheNews1990 *Cough* USB 1.1 was actually called full-speed...
Tech is its own religion where there is no sky fairy.
Next standard would be
95
98
7
I thought the dumbest thing about USB is that you need at least 3 attempts in order to insert it.
Type c is best
@Kaja Unless it is a rotated (90deg) slot. I cannot find any reasoning on which way the manufacturers decide which way is "up".
@Kaja That's not super easy when you are trying to plug something in to the back of your tower under your desk though.
I heard a joke that I love several years ago. When the inventor of the USB dies, they will put his casket in the hole, pull it back out, turn it around and put it back in.
@@shadowscall7758 Then rebrand the it to Casket 4.6 gen 3x2 on his gravestone years after his burial.
Re-watching after 18 months.
Still love the rant. 😁
Meanwhile at the SD Card Association
Hold my beer
Not really bad. The speed matches up with the class at least for micro sd
@@uniqhnd23 there are some confusing parts about sd card.
Eg. There is many class system like class 1-10, UHS I-III, U1-3, a1&2, V10-90. Some people can be misleaded to think that U3 is the same as UHS III.
@@bebekdragon7604 This. Their class systems were really coherent at first, until suddenly you don't really understand what you're buying without Google's assistance.
BUT USB 3.2 GEN 2X2 IS NO LONGER SERIAL!!!!!!
IT'S UPB
Universal
Parallel
Bus
The individual data lanes are still independent and asynchronous
MUPSOSBB - Mostly Universal Parallel Set of Serial Buss Bus
@Slugchunder hahahah not happening
@Slugchunder *cries in psp*
@Slugchunder too simple.
"My great grandpa doesn't become my dad later"
*Linus's great grandpa emerges from a time machine*
"That's where you're wrong kiddo"
He's alive.. No really, he's really still alive.
I was just looking for this particular comment :-P
How about a rant on the thickness of phones? If they make them 15% thicker, they can put in a battery at least 15% bigger and get 15% more time out of it! Really, what's the obsession with thinness? I've never heard anyone say, "This phone is too thick!" But I have heard, "Why can't I get through a day without having to charge my phone twice?" Then there are the battery-saving tips, which are basically two things: (1) Dim the display, and (2) turn off all the cool features we told you about in our ads. Sheesh.
One thing is for sure, if I walk into Best Buy they won't have a clue about any of this.
4:05 Intel respectfully disagrees
Lorem shampoo. Should I also use Ipsum conditioner?
lol
Don't forget Dorsum serum to complete the regimen.
I don't understand... You know, I may be somewhat retarded.
@@fortisprocer966 Google lurem ipsum
@@fortisprocer966 gibberish
@@fortisprocer966 Basically "Lorem ipsum dolor..." is a Latin sample text used to display fonts, written text or to avoid branding. It contains every standard Latin letter from what I know.
Intel's anwser: we keep a braindead man in the back 💀
I heard next year they are going to change the name to USB3.
So you will have USB3 4.1 Gen 1 x 4 Superspeed +++ 80Gb/s Thunderbolt usb-c
Superspeed is a stupid name. that is how a 4th grader names his bicycle
No the dumbest thing about usb is when you plug something into a laptop thinking it’s usb 3 and it turns out it’s FireWire 400
And if you have windows 10 it no longer supports firewire
@@jooplin Bruh, you would need a 10+ year old pc/laptop frst of all
I can't tell if y'all just legit got r/wooosh'd
Yeah but I genuinely don't know why FireWire gets so much hate (other than for simply being old.) It worked perfectly for me, my favourite device being my M-Audio FireWire 410. The best damned audio interface I've ever owned.
@@Helloitzkenny in defence of firewire, it was way ahead of it time it just never caught on. it hammered usb at the time
Marketing departments rationalizing their existence. Confusion sells more products. Mistake buys. It's intentional.
"My grandpa can't become my dad..."
*ScReAmS iN aLaBaMa*
But you can become your own grandad
Thanks Ray Stevens
surprise!
"After the death of his son, the mayor marries his daughter-in-law"
www.radioformula.com.mx/noticias/mexico/20191028/raul-orihuela-se-casa-con-su-nuera-exalcalde-tequisquiapan-muerte-hijo-queretaro/
The dumbest thing about USB is it's almost 30 years old and is still large and only works in one direction.
The USB 4 spec makes host to host mandatory.
Linus: "My great grandpa doesn't become my dad later."
Well... umm... it is possible, but that’s not for a family friendly channel.
Milan Badal Ewwwwww
It all depends where you're from.
@Erick Rosa He could call himself Dad.
ua-cam.com/video/eYlJH81dSiw/v-deo.html
Sweet home Alabama...
I was like “Really linus” at first but then when he explained it I was like “Dude fk this usb stuff lmao”
Jiimpin i was thinking’s the same lol
"My great grandad couldn't become my dad"
Alabama: "You sure about that?"
USB needs to go talk to Wifi, which recently went more simplified.
It did?
I miss old Wi-Fi. I will still call it IEEE 802.11.
@@IntensePeppers Yea it's simplified into Wifi 1-6 now instead of 802.11abgn or whatever
@@sheevpalpatine7223 oh really wow TIL
So WiFi a.c. is WiFi 4?
@@alienc WiFi a.c is WiFi 5 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi-Fi#Versions
They're competing with Nvidia marketing team after they released the gtx 1660
At least they didn't rebrand the 1060 to 1560.
SONY: Sorry folks latte to the meeting, we just launched Xperia 1 for the 9th time in 9 years
You know what really overcooks MY pasta?
The way you pronounced pasta
Better than the way most Americans pronounce it. At least this way its closer to Italian (where it comes from) instead of some affected pseudo posh French accent. Same goes for how you lot say lasagne too. Its Italian, not French!!
He’s Canadian, that’s how they pronounce it. Don’t think the whole world speaks American.
@Paradoxical Nightmare ROTFLMFAO
@Paradoxical Nightmare It's actually for the most part only the places that chose to elect practical jokes to rule their country.
69 likes lmao
3:12
Me: turns on captions
captions:*ThE Us BEeF
To be fair, he very clearly _did_ say "The U.S.Beef"
USB
USB Shippuden
SUB: USB Next Generations
Lol
Honestly this seems like a Marketing scheeme.
Now they can sell a usual 3.0 port as 3.2 which sounds "better" or "faster". My theory at least lol
Yeah marketing teams are super happy as now they can advertise old USB 3.0 as SuperSpeed USB and customers will think they are buying something new; some kind of new technology. And actualy new technology: SuperSpeed 20Gbps will be premium for longer time this way.... premium by price that is.
They are selling same shit, just changing the number. Hmmm... Doesn’t that remind you anything?
Someone might actually could push legal action against them for the deceptive renaming
Nidhogg - Some devices require a certain speed to function properly or even at all. Like external video capture cards for instance. And it's of course a given that as time goes on, better-performing USB devices will either greatly benefit from or simply require more advanced USB.
Understandably many people want to invest in a machine that's pretty future-proof to get the most value out of their money.
@@Kerbedis1 Wait... are you talking about apple, intel or nvidia now?
"One is clearly a larger number than zero."
- Linus 2019
but what if you play with the fontsize?
Mathematician: "Hold my beer!"
"You know what really overcooked my pasta?"
- Linus Sebastian trying to be relatable, 2019.
PAHSTAH. Can't unhear.
As an Italian, I completely relate.
@@Glenners pahstah is pasta after 3 liters of maple syrup
there's people in the world who overcook pasta everyday.
@@Glenners Payeah StUH! -my ears
I gets worse, don’t worry. HDMI poops on themselves too. We only got Display port left…
Give 'em time, add a little pinch of greed and they'll go the same way sadly
You know what really cooks my pasta. Pronouncing pasta passta.
Then I dont recommend you ever move to Australia :D
Edit: Also, by that logic, you should have wrote it: Paastaa
Unless you say pas-tay or something.
(Just a joke, I dont really care about pronounciations dont get mad pls)
Americans pronounce pasta correctly, like the Italians intended.
@SupaDanteX
say "ass"
Now say "pass"
Now say "passta"
Linus said "passta" not "paasta"
Just came from superspeedersrob channel.....
Wheres the Mr. Spaghetti jokes at?
In the past, I used to pass pasta
okay that "my grandpa doesn't become my dad later" comparison was pure gold.
This is not a RANT this is F’ing truth Linus. What the F is up with these naming schemes. Grrr!
Because a new person is in charge of naming every 6 months, and any notes left by the old person were never read.
Gorky D Oh so, they’re like the US Government. ;)
@@WarriorsPhoto It's curious how we survive as humans, taking the place of much more learned ancestors and trying to understand the weirdness they've wrought upon us. The complexity within a single human mind over the course of its lifetime is far beyond what it could ever communicate to its successors even if they were there to listen. But they often aren't, which is painfully true in societies that lose respect for their elders and paradoxically think they're too educated to listen and heed the wisdom passed down from their own generations exceeding recorded history. I remember hearing about how Otto Von Bismarck maintained the fragile peace of multiple alliances across Europe. Then a new king came to power and thought "what's this dumb old guy doing?" and next thing we knew millions of young men were dying in the worst war in history, and with an even more destructive war to come soon after.
Rick, just because a complaint is truth doesn't mean it's not a rant.
Gorky D All Good Points about human beings.
The most disgusting thing is nowadays many cable manufacturers even don’t put USB specifications on their packages or it’s hard to find. Most of time you will get USB 2.0. I was surprised how hard to get a USB 3.1 Type-C to Type-C cable for monitor, like Belkin, they don’t put any information on their packaging. The one sold at apple actually only suitable for charging.!
“So it wasn’t until 2013 when things started to get a little weird”
*shows sharknado*
Remember when the world was gonna end in 2012
@@RealCaptainPingu I do have the feeling that the world indeed ended in 2012 and we are living in some kind of dream. :D
@@petromirdimitrov8281 nah we would make ourselves smarter in a dream lol
@@gamefeed6134 Speak for yourself!
My grandfather is now brother.3-gen2x3
brother.3-gen2x3 - Copy - Copy (2)
Who cares what the data rate is. Just name sequentially by numbers or letters. Electronics manufacturers can then say “requires minimum USB E speed”.
You know what really overcooks my pasta?
When Linus says Pasta instead of Pasta
Millenials renamed to NowPeople Gen 1
I laughed
Gen Z Gen 3
Better Marketing Names:
SS5 (USB 3.2 Gen 1)
SS10 (USB 3.2 Gen 2)
SS20 (USB 3.2 Gen 2x2)
Good idea, but what about the backward compatability to USB 2.0? Renaming USB 3 to SS5 etc could potentially confuse people into thinking they aren't compatible
What gets me is that is that the rectangular plug invites you to plug it in the wrong way. I've almost damaged USB ports trying to jam in a USB plug the wrong way.
“I’m going to have a word with Intel on how they name their CPU’s” I had. Good laugh at that, a tech quickie on that topic would be good
HDMI standards did the same, 2.0 is now 2.1, but it cant do 4k 120hz like the REAL 2.1. Are the people from usb forum now in charge of hdmi naming
"Are you a shampoo?!" - Linus G. Sebastian, 2019.
Write a book called "Shit Linus says"
I will call it 3.0, 3.1, 3.2, and until something major changes I won't call it 4.0.
3.05
3.10
3.20
makes sense to me.
That's not how versioning works. Either
3.5
3.10
3.20
or
3.0.5
3.1.0
3.2.0
but both don't make much sense.
@@klh_io 3.0.5 is acceptable. I only changed it to 3.05 because five is the number representing how many gigabytes per second while 0 still represents the first iteration of USB 3.
The thing is a version number is supposed to convey a specific information - which version is that, not some arbitrary info related to the product in question.
Linus be like:
I've had enough. I'm off.
"but, Linus, there's a spon..."
Linus: I've never gone anywhere
You forgot the Highspeed and Fullspeed confusion of early USB.
I think the issue is that the 3.x names refer to a specific standard (as in a printed specification), every time you up the standard to add higher speeds you bumb the minor revision.
*Poly-Trans-USB*
Works with all *USB* types at the same time.
The worlds first truly *Universal Serial Bus* since *USB 1.0*
LOL!
Logic: You can't become your own grandpa
Phillip J Fry: "Shut up and hold me slurm"