Spartans, the best advice I can give is as follows: -Remember your partner is also a person. They're not a character from a dating sim. Treat them like a person. -There will be fights, disagreements, and bad days, but not every fight splits apart a team. -A relationship needs to be maintained. Show your love! It can be as simple as texting a heart or taking their hand.
Unironically, better dating advice than what most "dating coaches" or "love gurus" may give you. But here's another important thing to consider spartan, you don't have to be as strong and godly as the Chief himself, half the human population is the opposite gender and tastes in physical appearances, capabilities, and personalities varies between individual to individual. Just be yourself and I promise you, someone will love you for who YOU are. I still battle with body insecurity, but I promise you someone will love you for all your imperfections. I once knew a dude built like markiplier and his girl friend wouldn't be the type of girl you'd see as an instagram model or some traditionally attractive woman. I have met women who like me for who I am in the past and keep in mind I am a freaking hob goblin, and they still liked me. It only fell apart because I was insecure and I never listened to my partner's wishes. I now know better and can be prepared, like a spartan after a thousand training simulations against the flood. You don't have to be hyper masculine or hyper feminine or conform to either gender identity to find your partner, just be you and get out there. The more you expose yourself to other people, the more entanglements you will forge and the more likely you are to meet that special somebody.
The funny part is filtering through 3,5 billion people trying to find one that is sated with what the two offer each other and sticks around for the long term. Guess the likelyhood of encountering a long term partner would depend on where you live and the "common belief" and values held in that area.
@@AlexanderKuznetsovAKASergei Chances are you won't need to filter through that many people if you know what you are doing. It may take a handful of tries and alot of patience. Also yeah population is a limiting factor, and if you live in a very traditional area, unless you subscribe to their beliefs and customs, it may be challenging but you may never know where you may find your tribe. The serious limiting factors of finding a healthy longterm relationship are population and education. If you live in some assbackwards country that heavily polices the info, its going to be tough. If you don't know how to communicate, then that's going to be an issue. An issue I noticed alot of young men going through is radaclization and how they treat women like some other species. There are differences between biological men and women but they are superficial and both go through alot of the same problems, the only reason why people think there is a difference is because of cultural gender norms. In the past, men wore powdered wigs and fancy dresses and tight pantaloons, but talk about that shit today in MURICA and you'll get some hillbilly ranting to you about god or some shit.
@@derpherp1810 @Derp Herp Yeah like i can understand if a dude had a bad experience with chicks who like to be overly dramatic but then they assume all/most chicks are like that. Same with some chicks assuming the other dude is some shmuck that only wants hoo hoo dili in the chacha and nothing else. I recommend pretending you're talking with a guy when you're talking to a chick so you can kinda build up the instinct of being equals, whilst also having the capacity to hear out if they have concerns, be able to understand ways a person acts in terms of emotion (like "i feel like you're distant to me" or such, tho feel like it just comes with experience), like you would with a dude if you're not a wooden pole. Like i can guarantee you one can meet a chick who's basically a dude with a vagina in terms of personality. Not too long ago departed a group server run by an orthodox christian cuz of one austrian dude calling one of my friends who happened to be a chick a wh-re for saying she has sex outside of marriage, and another dude chiming in on the dog pile who previously fucked dozens of peeps now undergoing a path of "i don't wanna be who i was before, me feel guilty". Funnier is how one fat dude in the group previously posted a pic of him sitting next to what he claimed to be OJ SImpson in a bar as if it was something to be proud of. It's amazing. Plus reading some subreddits i'm truly mind boggled how many peeps can be lost and lack structure and start worshipping people like Jordan Peterson like they're messiahs. Sorry for the long text, just quite interested in the topic. Hope UA-cam won't delete my comment.
@@derpherp1810 Sorry man but thats completely wrong. All ♀ are chasing Chad. They see the top guys in movies, dating apps, video games and they NEED HIM. They don't want us "average" guys.
@@Blox117 you are probably still in highschool. STFU, if you still believe in this crap past that time you are seriously dumb. You can still be saved if you stop watching all this dumb incel bullshit. Go to r/Menslib if you care about men's right, oh and spoiler alert the oppression of men has nothing to do with women, women aren't a monolith. Its the system, and I promise you there are plenty of women who don't care if you are an average guy. I don't hit the gym and the only reason why I missed my chances was because I was insecure and believed in the same crap you did, women liked me for being a sane normal person until I lost it with the whole incel crap. Trust me, Ik where I am coming from. Most of the incel talking points have been debunked. 10% of men getting all the women is a statistic from dating websites which have no baring over the human population as a whole. Men outnumber women on dating apps so they become more picky choosey because most of those guys are either horny weirdos or incels. Women all have different standards but I promise you the average woman doesn't care about your looks or money unless she is TERF or comes from a sociopathic background like she's rich or something. All she wants is like a normal dude who doesn't watch jordan peterson 24/7, heck in conservative communities you can find plenty of trad women who are into that stuff but I'm personally not into that, I want my woman to have autonomy and agency.
Y'know as someone who's just gotten back into a relationship. I needed to reminded that love is very unique. And that it can prosper in its own ways if I stay true to myself. Thank you master chief. I will use these words for greatness
Dude, when i was a 15 year old kid I would have ABSOLUTELY been all over this channel. Stuff like this, both humorous to the reptilian part of my brain that likes Halo and Master Chief with the actual cognisant part that acknowledge what's being told to me could have used this information effectively. Well done these videos are a genuine work of art and im not just speaking on the great artwork in each video thumbnail.
*all of you in the replies are focusing on the wrong thing. Bro is on the right path to freeing himself, yet here you all are, mocking him, dragging him down*
Bro, Me and my dad bonded over halo, now I don't see him much and it feels like he's giving me advice through what bonded us when I was younger. Hit's me harder than it should, but works out overall. Thanks for the advice, 117.
Poor Chief. Cortana was the toxic one in the relationship but that wasn’t always the case so given time maybe things could have worked out. If Cortana were to return after infinite. If the writers weren’t so stinking lazy!
I just gotta say…. The feelings I get listening to these is crazy! After it ends I wanna shout out a “yes sir” and snap a quick salute and then go out and conquer! Lol keep it up man it’s crazy how many people your encouraging with just an AI voice and the persona of a legend! It’s also awesome that your doing great content to and not just for laughs. Looking forward to every future one you make.
Master Chief helps the Nerevarine take on Dagoth Ur, not because he is afraid, but because he is an Argonian and he knows Dagoth Ur will be so disappointed.
fun fact: the pirates of penzance (the full play from which 'model of a modern major general' is taken) has an entire part about being a (fraudulent) orphan, "Oh Men of Dark and Dismal Fate". perfect for Chief
Now Master Chief should give advice on knowing if you actually have a relationship with someone and it's not a "Ok, you're my friend now, you better message me every 2 days or else i'll nag you", if they actually have an interest in you.
Honestly this is good advice that a lot of couples need to follow sadly relationships are seen more as individual mindsets instead of a team effort nowadays.
Spartan, it's important to train yourself to not elevate your voice to a level higher than your SO during tough conversations. Doing so could jeopardize the mission objective of peaceful negotiation by elevating the conflict to a point of argument. Just as battles on the field are won by strategic maneuver and application of the right amount of force when the moment calls for it. So too are battles with the problems plaguing your relationship aided by this tempering of your use of volume to assert your viewpoints. Always remember, you're a team, Spartan, and you are loved.
Remember spartan, just like you have to swap your ar when it runs out of ammo, you too have to switch partners when you run out of care for them. Dont lug around dead wieght when you could have something that will benefit you long term instead
This advice from master chief helps alot...but before I discovered this channel. I was in a relationship for 7 months straight...we were doing just fine until my partner fucked up everything, she was toxic to herself and negative thoughts. I tried to fix her as much as I could. She was greedy / hateful / toxic/ but...she was also gil-trip for a day I wasn't with her...that's how we ended...
Master Chief, I've never been able approach a potential partner. How do I work up the courage, just like I'd work up the courage to tango with a Halo 1 sword elite?
Master Chief and Joshua Graham shouldn't be the only AI game character voices giving advice. Wouldn't you love to have The Prince or Atlas Shrugged or Nietzsche or the Austrian School economists read by Fallout: New Vegas' Mr. House, or Bioshock's Andrew Ryan?
Master chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that wholesome relationship?
Sir, finishing this toxic cycle of horrible partners 😎
Spartan, mind telling me why your using cortana as an example so much?
@@SRGTbaron112 Sir,her pussy tight as hell,on god on god.
@@SRGTbaron112 Sir, she calls me stud muffin and it makes my face red in a good way
This guy's just speed running UA-cam at this point. Good on you, honestly.
In a span of a couple minutes my life is more complete.
This man is a God among pantheons, his loose lips sink ships and his thighs don't lie.
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@@eric6rock Thanks for letting me know lol .. 347 now :(
Hell yeah!! I really wish him the best and may the UA-cam algorithms be forever in your favor!!!
If Master Chief gets me a wife, I can die happy.
"I need a girl"
(picks one up)
@@Blox117 fr 😭
Spartans, the best advice I can give is as follows:
-Remember your partner is also a person. They're not a character from a dating sim. Treat them like a person.
-There will be fights, disagreements, and bad days, but not every fight splits apart a team.
-A relationship needs to be maintained. Show your love! It can be as simple as texting a heart or taking their hand.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the script writer for these 🫶
Chat GPT: You're quite welcome! 🙂
It’s the assistant with the AI especially with Dialogue it needs a script and writer (Human)
It’s a Combo of AI and Man working together.
The more of these I watch, the more I feel like Chief and I aren’t so different
Unironically, better dating advice than what most "dating coaches" or "love gurus" may give you. But here's another important thing to consider spartan, you don't have to be as strong and godly as the Chief himself, half the human population is the opposite gender and tastes in physical appearances, capabilities, and personalities varies between individual to individual. Just be yourself and I promise you, someone will love you for who YOU are.
I still battle with body insecurity, but I promise you someone will love you for all your imperfections. I once knew a dude built like markiplier and his girl friend wouldn't be the type of girl you'd see as an instagram model or some traditionally attractive woman. I have met women who like me for who I am in the past and keep in mind I am a freaking hob goblin, and they still liked me. It only fell apart because I was insecure and I never listened to my partner's wishes. I now know better and can be prepared, like a spartan after a thousand training simulations against the flood.
You don't have to be hyper masculine or hyper feminine or conform to either gender identity to find your partner, just be you and get out there. The more you expose yourself to other people, the more entanglements you will forge and the more likely you are to meet that special somebody.
The funny part is filtering through 3,5 billion people trying to find one that is sated with what the two offer each other and sticks around for the long term. Guess the likelyhood of encountering a long term partner would depend on where you live and the "common belief" and values held in that area.
@@AlexanderKuznetsovAKASergei Chances are you won't need to filter through that many people if you know what you are doing. It may take a handful of tries and alot of patience.
Also yeah population is a limiting factor, and if you live in a very traditional area, unless you subscribe to their beliefs and customs, it may be challenging but you may never know where you may find your tribe.
The serious limiting factors of finding a healthy longterm relationship are population and education. If you live in some assbackwards country that heavily polices the info, its going to be tough. If you don't know how to communicate, then that's going to be an issue. An issue I noticed alot of young men going through is radaclization and how they treat women like some other species. There are differences between biological men and women but they are superficial and both go through alot of the same problems, the only reason why people think there is a difference is because of cultural gender norms. In the past, men wore powdered wigs and fancy dresses and tight pantaloons, but talk about that shit today in MURICA and you'll get some hillbilly ranting to you about god or some shit.
@@derpherp1810 @Derp Herp Yeah like i can understand if a dude had a bad experience with chicks who like to be overly dramatic but then they assume all/most chicks are like that. Same with some chicks assuming the other dude is some shmuck that only wants hoo hoo dili in the chacha and nothing else. I recommend pretending you're talking with a guy when you're talking to a chick so you can kinda build up the instinct of being equals, whilst also having the capacity to hear out if they have concerns, be able to understand ways a person acts in terms of emotion (like "i feel like you're distant to me" or such, tho feel like it just comes with experience), like you would with a dude if you're not a wooden pole. Like i can guarantee you one can meet a chick who's basically a dude with a vagina in terms of personality. Not too long ago departed a group server run by an orthodox christian cuz of one austrian dude calling one of my friends who happened to be a chick a wh-re for saying she has sex outside of marriage, and another dude chiming in on the dog pile who previously fucked dozens of peeps now undergoing a path of "i don't wanna be who i was before, me feel guilty". Funnier is how one fat dude in the group previously posted a pic of him sitting next to what he claimed to be OJ SImpson in a bar as if it was something to be proud of. It's amazing. Plus reading some subreddits i'm truly mind boggled how many peeps can be lost and lack structure and start worshipping people like Jordan Peterson like they're messiahs. Sorry for the long text, just quite interested in the topic. Hope UA-cam won't delete my comment.
@@derpherp1810 Sorry man but thats completely wrong. All ♀ are chasing Chad. They see the top guys in movies, dating apps, video games and they NEED HIM. They don't want us "average" guys.
@@Blox117 you are probably still in highschool. STFU, if you still believe in this crap past that time you are seriously dumb. You can still be saved if you stop watching all this dumb incel bullshit. Go to r/Menslib if you care about men's right, oh and spoiler alert the oppression of men has nothing to do with women, women aren't a monolith. Its the system, and I promise you there are plenty of women who don't care if you are an average guy. I don't hit the gym and the only reason why I missed my chances was because I was insecure and believed in the same crap you did, women liked me for being a sane normal person until I lost it with the whole incel crap. Trust me, Ik where I am coming from. Most of the incel talking points have been debunked.
10% of men getting all the women is a statistic from dating websites which have no baring over the human population as a whole. Men outnumber women on dating apps so they become more picky choosey because most of those guys are either horny weirdos or incels. Women all have different standards but I promise you the average woman doesn't care about your looks or money unless she is TERF or comes from a sociopathic background like she's rich or something. All she wants is like a normal dude who doesn't watch jordan peterson 24/7, heck in conservative communities you can find plenty of trad women who are into that stuff but I'm personally not into that, I want my woman to have autonomy and agency.
Y'know as someone who's just gotten back into a relationship. I needed to reminded that love is very unique. And that it can prosper in its own ways if I stay true to myself.
Thank you master chief. I will use these words for greatness
Good luck soldier
Good luck spartan.
Good luck spartan
Fuck dude this should totally be a podcast like seriously I will listen to this all the time bc it just its situations that I can relate
The AI art is the dumbest part of all these videos, i love it
I was wondering during why he looked kinda off in some videos
In one he had 2 guns and 50 fingers lol
ai generator: i dont see you doing any better
Dude, when i was a 15 year old kid I would have ABSOLUTELY been all over this channel.
Stuff like this, both humorous to the reptilian part of my brain that likes Halo and Master Chief with the actual cognisant part that acknowledge what's being told to me could have used this information effectively.
Well done these videos are a genuine work of art and im not just speaking on the great artwork in each video thumbnail.
I came for the memes but I found something wholesome. ❤️
your pfp
💀
🤨📸🤨📸
Ok coomer
*all of you in the replies are focusing on the wrong thing. Bro is on the right path to freeing himself, yet here you all are, mocking him, dragging him down*
I never knew I needed a master chief PSA until now.
just binged all of this lmao
i would love to listen to audiobooks with the voice of master chief
When I have a kid, I'm going use these videos to teach them about life.
I might even call them Spartan instead of their name
better yet.. why not be that example for your kid?
Wow the hero we all need but don't deserve
I think the thing that makes me laugh for each one is the heavy reliance on Halo related similies every couple sentences
1:08 RIP Halo 4 Cortana. The most beautiful of them all.
Chief is talking like him and Cortana have been happily married for 60 years
well she lived in his head rent-free for a long time.
And remember. 1 person cannot make a relationship work and not very relationship is meant to be
Bro, Me and my dad bonded over halo, now I don't see him much and it feels like he's giving me advice through what bonded us when I was younger. Hit's me harder than it should, but works out overall. Thanks for the advice, 117.
Poor Chief. Cortana was the toxic one in the relationship but that wasn’t always the case so given time maybe things could have worked out. If Cortana were to return after infinite.
If the writers weren’t so stinking lazy!
Hate to break it to you but canonically the original Cortana is gone due to AI rampancy
I needed this and I’m so glad master chief was able to be the one to tell me
Master Chief has a stoic yet confident voice and I think that’s what makes these videos so perfect.
Thanks, Chief.
Hoo rah
This is honestly the best content.
This needs to be animated.
God I love these
Can you make one for getting over a cold? I've been sick for awhile but maybe Chief words could help me out? (:y
It’s really sad actually. The man who’s closest significant other is an A.I, has to tell me how to get a girlfriend 😢
the saddest part is when you see what ♀ become after hitting the wall: alone, bitter and angry, 50 cats
@@Blox117The saddest part is men that see women as disposables.
pleeeeease do master chief comforts you after a breakup next, it would be so ironic 😆
Seriously underrated content, genuinely is helping me out big time
I just can’t believe that I’m taking advice from masters chief
This is what yt should be.. entertainment and open minded.😎
I shall print this for valentine's day.
I just gotta say…. The feelings I get listening to these is crazy! After it ends I wanna shout out a “yes sir” and snap a quick salute and then go out and conquer! Lol keep it up man it’s crazy how many people your encouraging with just an AI voice and the persona of a legend! It’s also awesome that your doing great content to and not just for laughs. Looking forward to every future one you make.
Out of all the updated thumbnails this one straight rizzed me
I really needed this man.
I really need a man like this 😆
Before I get up everyday, I play one of these meditations to get me ready for whatever’s the day throws at me
Thank you Chief and I been doing this before but thank you I needed this 😁
This is unironcally the reason I have any form of stability in my life..
I subbed when i realized i seen half a dozen of these and enjoyed all of them
Master Chief helps the Nerevarine take on Dagoth Ur, not because he is afraid, but because he is an Argonian and he knows Dagoth Ur will be so disappointed.
I need this FUCKING ASAP
Master chief sings the opera: I am the very model of a modern Master Chief
fun fact: the pirates of penzance (the full play from which 'model of a modern major general' is taken) has an entire part about being a (fraudulent) orphan, "Oh Men of Dark and Dismal Fate". perfect for Chief
Thank you Master Chief.
this actually helped me
Now Master Chief should give advice on knowing if you actually have a relationship with someone and it's not a "Ok, you're my friend now, you better message me every 2 days or else i'll nag you", if they actually have an interest in you.
thanks Chief, this spartan needed to hear that
Master Chief really is the best person to get relationship advice from. Him and Cortana should've lasted longer.
Love your videos
*Halo Multiplayer Announcer Voice*:
Wingman
Thank you chief
Real cool Chief, Thanks.
Master Chief turning boys to men since combat evolved
Thank you Master Chief
Honestly this is good advice that a lot of couples need to follow sadly relationships are seen more as individual mindsets instead of a team effort nowadays.
Some finally put it in words I understand
Thanks for listening to my request 😊
Neat, thanks Chief
this saved my 5 year long marriage. Thank u Master chief❤❤
Always wondered what powered chiefs power armor. It's love.
Bro who are u😭😭 why are u blessing us with all this fire content
Singles always gives the best relation ship advices
Spartan, it's important to train yourself to not elevate your voice to a level higher than your SO during tough conversations.
Doing so could jeopardize the mission objective of peaceful negotiation by elevating the conflict to a point of argument. Just as battles on the field are won by strategic maneuver and application of the right amount of force when the moment calls for it. So too are battles with the problems plaguing your relationship aided by this tempering of your use of volume to assert your viewpoints.
Always remember, you're a team, Spartan, and you are loved.
Master chief I need more mechanical advice for my 2006 Nissan murano
Please answer this man's request for more 2006 Nissan Murano above
What the hell I love it!
I love how chief went from being a spartan-2 to the father we never had
I did something very wrong master chief. And I will do anything to get her back. I failed the mission
He won’t stop
Flood infestations are incredibly difficult to overcome, John might be on to something!
why do i hust understand things better when jts trough master chiefs voices
25k views, 25k people that need relationship advice
I need to know how to talk to women first to summon a wife, let alone a girlfriend
Good man. 💪
Look it's chief and I think he's giving out advice on relationships I need to see this
I'd love to see one about Chief talking about trying to get into Smash Bros.
thanks master chief.
Good job
“Master Chief saved my marriage!”
GOLD
Good advice ngl
Remember spartan, just like you have to swap your ar when it runs out of ammo, you too have to switch partners when you run out of care for them. Dont lug around dead wieght when you could have something that will benefit you long term instead
This advice from master chief helps alot...but before I discovered this channel. I was in a relationship for 7 months straight...we were doing just fine until my partner fucked up everything, she was toxic to herself and negative thoughts. I tried to fix her as much as I could. She was greedy / hateful / toxic/ but...she was also gil-trip for a day I wasn't with her...that's how we ended...
Never thought this guy would give useful tips.
This just reminds me that it’ll never happen for me.
Is there any chance you can do master chief helps you through your weight loss journey
Master Chief is the Jordan Peterson of video games.
Aww damn it's goofy but seriously the male remodel I'll always needed
agreed
This sounds like one those religious reflection that moms be listening to
Next: Master chief teaches you how to use toilet
Teamwork)
Master Chief, I've never been able approach a potential partner. How do I work up the courage, just like I'd work up the courage to tango with a Halo 1 sword elite?
master Chief help with Bad break up
Cheif, can you give me some driving advice? I'd like to maneuver my 2006 Nissan Murano more effectively.
Master Chief and Joshua Graham shouldn't be the only AI game character voices giving advice. Wouldn't you love to have The Prince or Atlas Shrugged or Nietzsche or the Austrian School economists read by Fallout: New Vegas' Mr. House, or Bioshock's Andrew Ryan?
Is that a mounted gun on his back?
Please make a Sargent Johnson explaining to us why sometimes a sacrifice is needed for the better of many rip.
Y'all need to listen to this stuff. Bro spite facts.
“49 year old emotionally stunted virgin gives you relationship advice”
This ai is good, it sounds just like mister chef