Bizarre Things People Actually Believe About the Moon
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I believe back in the late 1700s people generally believed that all known planets had life. They even tried to estimate how many people lived on each planet given human density on earth. They even came up with an estimated population for the Sun! This was of course before modern understanding of gravity or thermodynamics, but it's great for a laugh now.
This way of starting a video isn't the best when iv just paid for UA-cam without ads
13:07
Ur - Onus .. please ... Go watch CGP Grey, he'll explain
I'm gonna go you one better on Icke; his specialty for which he was publicly known was 'heading' the ball.
video starts at 2:24
Wallace and Grommet is definitely something 90's US kids know.
I'm born in 77 I def remember Wallace and Grommet I loved the couple of movies I saw with them I think one was Halloween, I loved animated stuff till this day!
Born 1981.. i even have a Wallace and grommet teeshirt 👕
I was born in '94 and I never saw the show, but I saw a movie with them in it when I was young. I'm pretty sure it was Curse of the Wererabbit that I saw, looking at the list of movies.
I was born in 94 and have absolutely no idea what that is
@@SidewaysN I remember only a little of the movie I watched, but I remember the humor being kind of dark. So if you like that, I suppose i'd recommend it. I certainly liked the movie as a kid.
EDIT: Actually, I think i'm combining my memories of that movie and a movie called Chicken Run that was done in the same style.
Yes, Wallace & Gromit have been known in America for a long time now. The episode Simon is thinking of is called "A Grand Day Out", and was the first W & G film made. The Moon wasn't made of Wensleydale; that was just Wallace's favorite cheese. He actually found lunar cheese to be rather odd.
Fun fact: Wensleydale cheese had almost vanished form the Earth when its fortunes were revived by Wallace & Gromit. They just couldn't sell much of it, and the one place that still made it was on the verge of shutting down. But the films created massive demand for it.
Cracking Toast Gromit.
Regarding the fun fact. Perfect example of supply and demand. But also makes one wonder just how many culinary delights have being lost? I love biscuits (not what Americans call biscuits). Apparently the Victorians had literally hundreds of local variants. These days there's a handful left for a variety of reasons that amount to supply and demand.
Americans love Oreos. If you like them you should try McVities Golden Crunch if ever given the chance. Nom nom. Or the humble Hob Nob that can withstand many dunkings into tea/coffee unlike most biscuits. Smother one side in chocolate and it's oaty goodness. Man, I need a cup of tea to dunk biscuits in now lol.
@@KingOhmni The Tim Tam from Australia is almost unknown over here, and there's no rational reason why that should be the case.
love wallace and grommet....and hobnobs. 💜
That is crazy. Wensleydale is delicious. Especially when it has some kind of sweet fruit in it.
Requesting a Blaze episode where we do a quick run through of the conspiracy theory iceberg. I wanna hear Simon melt down over ideas like hollow earth and hyper intelligent illuminati Neanderthals.
Quick rundown?? No, an epic 3 part written by Danny throughout the script puts conspiracies that were true. All just to watch fact boy have a complete meltdown 🤣
If we’re doing THE conspiracy theory iceberg, it’s gonna be a ten-part series and Danny would have to completely construct the iceberg since there’s not some kind of official iceberg. That having been said, I wholeheartedly agree with you. 😁
Yes. To...all of this. I'm in. Let's go, Danny!!
Simon's tangential intro would mention how that was the only video he recorded that day because of how long it took
Amazing. I have to agree with that
I love how "the moon is a hologram projected by the US" but humans throughout history have referred to it, painted it, etc. lol this is the best video!
Last Thursdayism belief goes hand-in-hand with some of the conspiracy quackery addressed in this video. That's how those nutters dismiss any "throughout history" statements.
And the "globe earth" is apparently a NASA-created conspiracy, because apparently NASA has existed since the dawn of time.
And conspiracy theorists wonder why other people think they have less brain-power than a shrivelled turnip.
Because it hatched and now we have to cover up that it's not really there anymore. Duh. :P
I was about to comment on the age of the US, but I suppose Jesus could have flicked on the projector while he was visiting the mormons.
Kinda like how humans have painted and referenced UFOs for centuries but they're just experimental US fighter planes.
Yes Wallace and Gromit did come to the US I loved the show
Absolutely. Had VHS’s of the first few films!
Wallace & gromit, keeping up with appearances, and that British department store show that I can't remember the name of for the life of me. Absolutely loved them, used to watch them like hogan's heroes and mash
My art teacher used to make us watch it and I just wanted to paint or draw! Maybe I never gave it a chance. But I don't have time for that now! Lol
@@shadowprepper9358 Are you being served!
@@eloisefergerson2012 thank you, it was driving me I sane trying to remember the name of that show
I'm just going to take a moment to acknowledge Jen, who is the real star behind Fact Boi's channels.
Loud background music? Distracting sound effects? Nah, I'd rather do without Jen.
Helps distract from ridiculous pronunciation of basic words. Maybe next she can edit a closer way in 😂
Fun fact:
Herschel wanted to name the planet “Georgium Sidus” (George’s Star or George’s Planet) after his patron, George III. This name was not popular outside of England and it was renamed by the rest of the world “Uranus” after the Greek God of the sky…or so they say, but I believe that it was a plan concocted by those dastardly French to rob the English King of a planet. They chose Uranus NOT because he was god of the sky but because they knew, for hundreds of years to come, the English version of Uranus would make everyone fall about laughing…if you have the humour of a 12 year old boy. And we do.
This is fabulous. 😆
That or they were hoping hearing it called Uranus would cause the English to think George was an anus.
LOL Well written, well said,
I loved it!!!
Cheers,
Rik Spector
Oh Wait ,
Isn't here life on Uranus... what!! No???????
Oh, Poop!
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@@rikspector Not on…in.
34:47 Simon's commentary on nihilistic existentialism with the epic space imagery had me in stitches. Well done lol.
The Moon is actually a reflection of Simon's head off of swamp gas in the upper atmosphere.
The visuals during the nihilism speech were epic. Genuinely made my week. Thanks, Jen!
No idea where I got it but I heard a lil poem -
Fly me to the moon
I want to kick its ass
I want to show it what I learned
In moon ju jitsu class
Iron Sky is a great documentary in case anyone's wondering about moon theories.
Good one! And if you believe that I have some land for sale 500 miles off the Florida coast, good movie, though.
@@peterwolf4157 How much land? And how much for it? I have a guy who may be interested, you just have to wire him half the as a loan so he can access his fabulous wealth. He'll pay you back ten fold. I swear.
My favourite part is where the Aryan moongirl goes to watch the wonderful 'nine minute' long tribute to Hitler made by Charles Chaplin and leaves the theatre an hour later completely disillusioned.
As someone with my own business and lab, who works in photonics daily… I can assure you that if we had lasers and projection equipment advance enough to project the moon as a hologram… A lot of things would have already changed and happened. Like sending a late sale out of our solar system, all nuke and weapon interceptors would be high-powered lasers, and thousands upon thousands of things in the manufacturing and medical fields that are way too complex to describe. The inverse square law is a real thing… So the lasers and projection shit is totally BS. But as much as I curse the inverse square law… We need to be thankful… If it wasn’t for the inverse square law the smallest piece of plutonium halfway across the world would be just as strong for us as it is for the person standing next to it
The greatest documentary exposing what's REALLY going on above our heads on what the sheeple called "The Moon"?
The Clangers.
😀😀😀😀😀😀
I have rather mixed feelings about conspiracy theories/theorists. On one hand I don't understand why some people fixate on something highly unlikely, manufacture 'evidence' and then attack those who aren't persuaded by their 'logic' - when governments/state institutions are blatantly doing many awful things without adopting even a veneer of secrecy. Why not ask questions about homelessness, climate change, poverty or hunger?
However, I think that 'conspiracy theorist' is a useful negative label for government to apply when discrediting those who ask legitimate but uncomfortable questions about the abuse of power.
Ultimately though, I'm here to talk about those blue, one-horned goats on the moon. I am a genuine, real-life goat-keeper and as such believe I am qualified to posit this 'theory' as entirely possible - in fact, as I actually have goats, I'm rather OVER-qualified compared to some conspiracy theorists. I also have a one-horned goat - called Gonzo - who, admittedly, is brown rather than blue but, in the interest of adding a bit of confirmation bias into the mix, he identifies as 'blue' (if not physically then metaphorically) being nicknamed 'Eeyore' for his striking resemblance to the character and good line in existential angst!
I also have a friend and fellow goat-keeper who, as a bit of a giggle, posted an advert on goat forum for some kids she had for sale and, after giving all the important information, ended the ad with: "Would make great astronauts". She had more calls about those kids than she ever did for previous ads, leading me to believe that it was various government agencies trying to recruit new goats for the moon colony. EVIDENCE, PEOPLE, EVIDENCE! Just making some tin foil horn guards for the goats because their horns pick up alien frequencies.
Okay, that's my feeble attempt at satirising about how conspiracy theories build - often from a sound knowledge base or grain of truth - and yet ultimately becoming a tangled mess of paranoia. But seriously, if ever there is an animal suited to the world of conspiracy it is the goat. They conspire - individually and in groups - from the moment they wake to the moment they sleep, and then dream up more conspiracies as they slumber. Their favourite conspiracy is escape from where they should be and accessing where they shouldn't be - and, yes, maybe the moon is a bit far but I wouldn't put anything past them to be honest. The main evidence against blue moon goats being that they haven't been reported elsewhere because they would never have stayed on the bloody moon!
Ah, one-horned blue moon goats - they laugh in the face of a Dyson fence!
Love this :)
God I love this channel, just cuts through the crap with wit and makes me feel like all humanity isnt quite as insane as I thought. Thank you reasonable folk.
Come stick your head in the sand with us! Everything is fine.
Most of us are fine! Some are a little lazy, surely, but the biggest reason it seems like everyone's crazy is just that crazy stories get clicks, and the dumber one is the louder they are. What's the phrase, smart people know when to talk, dumb people don't know when to stop talking? I'm probably misquoting it.
Without swivel eyed loons like Piers Morgan staring from the toilet.
"The autogeneration polarity amplifier in the multiadaptive root command compensates with audio electroplasma decryption. Tuning the carbon fiber trapezoids with hyper-dimensional fun converter assemblies will vibrate a descriptive rubber ducky between the lines."
---Albert Einstein
"Once you go full rubber ducky, you never go back."
---Albert Einstein
5:10 Yes, Wallace and Gromit did cross the pond! I loved it as a kid, and its theme song still gets stuck in my head from time to time
I love Wallace and gromit, so did my kids, curse of the were-rabbit is probably our favorite one.🐰🥕
My favorite conspiracy about the moon i learned from the claymation movie, Wallace and Grommet. I see why you needed to get another editor/producer for your channels, the amount of memes and visuals Jen tossed in here must've taken forever to do
“Maybe her TV was black and white” is the straight up funniest thing I’ve heard on UA-cam for ages.
Yes, Simon, "A Grand Day Out" & all the other Wallace & Gromit animations did cross the pond, along with the spin-off Sean the Sheep. Aardman rocks!
A Grand Day Out: in which Wallace & Gromit (mostly Gromit) build a rocket and visit the moon.
Our favorite is A Matter of Loaf and Death.
To translate the poem:
You fetch circumquaques (chur-coom-quacks; means something that is round or all round in this case a round or wheel of cheese) to make me believe or think that the moon is made of green cheese.
And when you have made me a lout in all these it seems you would be make me go to bed at noon.
Basically: You present me with rounds of cheese and point out how they look like the moon, and if I'm dumb enough to believe that, you'll have me going to bed at noon.,
A video about conspiracies that have been proven true sounds fun!
Does he have an MK-ultra video? That would be an amazing topic.
There are some on brain blaze
Iron Sky was such a brilliant movie.. I remember stumbling on it years ago and loved it! Laughed NY ass off... haven't watched the sequel yet tho.
Simon: “I don’t like people who call you a sheep for believing the official story.”
Also Simon: “People who believe in ghosts and god are such sheep.”
(I jest, I love your absolute mockery. Just felt like stoking the fire, lol. 😆)
Also Simon: Give me the blue pill and harvest my energy so I can eat steak.
He's a confused human being
He needs to open his mind just a bit we only know what we are told , he needs to open his mind david icke is a legend
I mean, you’re not wrong. I really don’t care what people do with their lives, as a Christian, myself, I believe the free will of others should be respected. Just kinda sucks when the only thing I have that’s getting me through life is constant being compared to someone saying unicorns are real, which gives them no real benefit in believing.
Those two statements match perfectly though...he doesn't like people calling you a sheep for believing the most evidently accurate information and doesn't like people who believe in things with absolutely zero evidence.
@@mikhailnikolaev7813 what's confusing about him not wanting to live in a dystopian world full of depressing shit where humans are used as batteries and where the unlocked ones are constantly chased by killing machines and preferring a perfect simulation of the world he lives in currently and enjoys?
I’m glad that you caught how it would still glow even if it was made of cheese. Rocks don’t glow, but they do reflect the incredibly bright sunlight towards the Earth. In fact, I think that the moon would be even brighter if it were actually made of cheese.
In Canada, we got Curse of The WereRabbit. I remember it being cheeky, imaginative and well acted.
I've always wondered if the Were Rabbit is a distant relative of the jackalope.
We had all the others as well, that movie is just the most recent.
I loved Bunacula
Wallace and Gromit did indeed make it! I've only seen three different ones but they're frickin' wonderful shows.
I've learned not to base my film watching habits on reviews. People have different taste in movies. One man's trash is another man's treasure, as they say.
Lots of really fun films, esp genre films (Horror, exploitation, action, etc) have low IMDB ratings.
@@robertstuart480 For sure. I've watched and enjoyed so many movies that have low IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings.
I agree!
Your reading of the old English poem at the beginning was hilarious.
You fetch circumstances to make me believe,
Or think that that the moon is made of green cheese.
And when you have made me a lout, (believer), in all these,
It seems you would make me go to bed at noon.
Edit. Loved the video. I wish conspiracy theoriests could hear themselves.
Thanks!
Just making sure you do not think this was an Old English poem. Middle English period was 1150-1450. Old English was before that and 1546 is just early modern English. There are a lot of people that think Shakespeare is Old or Middle English as well.
@@dewilton7712 Yeah, I know. Cheers. :) I love the words they used. It shows how English has evolved over the last few centuries.
Simon's version was better 😁
was looking for this comment. when he said old english i expected something much different.
he was obviously meaning "old" English but i took him to be claiming, at first that this was "Old English" and got quite confusedd
Its a conspiracy I tell you. The moon is not made of cheese, but there are little rabbits preparing the moon for us to escape earth when it blows up
the craters on the moon used to be a bit deeper during the heavy bombardment but each impact dispersed some of the moon sediment into the previous craters and filled them in partially. (and since the impacts increased the temperature so much, it was easier to move the molten rock.)
godzilla vs kong is only one movie in a whole line of interconnected movies about godzilla AND kong with origin movies about both.
they all were pretty good, too.
I love Simon's incredulity that people believe these things, as I feel the same way. Though it's now easier than ever to find people who genuinely believe the most ridiculous things so I guess it's not so surprising that people in the past believed the moon was full of life.
Until recent times, I think most of us believed that people in the past believed all kinds of nonsense because they were less educated/less informed/had a harder life without all the technologies and medicine, etc..... However, recent events have taught us that humankind is just as gullible today with all of those advantages as were the people barely out of the caves. People are people and many of them love fairy tales and always have. Basically, people will believe what they want to believe regardless of facts and figures and proof.
@@annerigby4400 i think most people today buy into the flawed notion that the ancients made up everything and nothing they say in their histories is true. The Zulu's and others say the moon wasn't there in the past until something brought it there and it was hollow. People think that's nonsense... Meanwhile NASA proved it was hollow, and we still aren't sure how all those pyramid's were built all over the globe, or what they were used for.. They weren't tombs.. Especially in egypt.. No hieroglyphs, they put those things everywhere they built stuff
To be fair, back in the day a theory about life existing on the moon wouldn't have been foolish, literally no proof existed to the contrary. The crazy shit people believe today is wildly debunkable and requires you to ignore endless evidence.
I recently heard that fruit of the loom got in on the April fools jokes with a Mandela effect….everyone remembers their logo having a Cornucopia behind the fruit so for April 1st they made their website have one to mess with people, so I guess now their logo really DID have one but only recently and I’m sure not many people would randomly look on their website to see it on that certain day
That’s awesome! I don’t believe in the Mandela effect, but I admit I probably would have believed I remembered it if someone just mentioned FOTL used to have a cornucopia in their logo - I can easily visualize it. It’s so strange how the human mind works/can be so easily misled.
as a little kid in Texas nothing was more exciting to me than when my parents would put on the VHS tape of Wallace and Gromit on the big tv in the living room. Even now 20 years later my parents and i can still hum the intro tune lol
Reminds me of the time when on a trip the recommendations were to bring lots of mosquito repellent and flys water, took me a moment 😊.
Great episode Katy and Jens music and memes and thank you too Simon, as always, for keeping me entertained !
fun fact “ye” in old timey english was pronounced like modern “the”. it’s a relic from the awkward time when english still used Þ and ð and the printing press, which did not have these characters, was getting pretty popular. “y” was used as a compromise for a while before english ditched its runic letters and made “th” a thing.
Isn’t there something about how a fancy “f” looking letter also was actually an “s”?
Yes, as in “ye (the) olde inn”- but in this case, it is actually ye, as in you. “You fetch” and “you have made” make sense, “the fetch” and “the have made” don’t.
@@UnicornsPoopRainbows yes! the “long S” is an archaic letter that was used alongside the regular S in certain words until the early 19th century, it does look similar to a lowercase f in some typographies. fun fact: it’s related to the german letter eszett [ß] which looks much like a B.
@@tired1923 Did you mean the early 20th century?
@@tubensalat1453 I didn’t, is that not when it fell out of use in English?
"There was a man lived in the moon, in the moon, in the moon/There was a man lived in the moon, and his name was Achan Drum/And the moon is made of green cheese, green cheese, green cheese/The moon is made of made of green cheese, and his name was Achan Drum." This merry ditty my kids learned in elementary school was just for fun, not to teach them errors.
I was crossing my fingers the whole time that the Doctor Who episode would come up; way to get in that last minute reference lmao
If anyone’s wondering, the episode in question features the doctor (an alien) putting the onus on his human travel buddy to decide whether they should blow up the obviously-about-to-crack-open moon egg (which would either save the earth and end a species the likes of which was totally unknown), or let it hatch and see what happened. In the interest of a happy ending, of course, humanity ultimately votes (via turning all the lights on the planet on/off) to allow the egg to hatch, a moon dragon thing pops out, and promptly lays another egg to take its place before taking off into outer space. Philosophically interesting episode where almost nothing actually happens 😂
I hated that episode so much that I haven't watched a single episode of Doctor Who ever since. But thank you, I came to the comments to explain the joke and you saved me the time!
@@sabrinaschell4938 ouch, that’s too bad! There were some genuinely great ones after that. Sadly, if you consider the mark of a well-done episode to include: 1) characters/acting, 2) plot line, and 3) good writing, many of the episodes I like best after that point are lacking in at least one of those areas 🤦🏻♀️
Why did you pronounce "moone" as "moon" and then "noone" as "no one"?
Yeap, at least noone(noon) kind of makes sense given the context.
I love Jen's editing.
I bought Wenslydale with cranberries at Christmas and Wenslydale with strawberries and procecco at valentines day. 🙂🇨🇦
Oooh where'd you get the strawberry one? I love the cramberry one, I definitely wanna try it!
@@irishwristwatch2487 I got them at an IGA. In Alberta, Canada.The strawberry one is heart shaped with pink wax coating.
I LOVE conspiracy theories _because_ they're 99% nonsense. I agree about conspiracy theorists though. My uncle is one and he wrote an entire song about how ignorant he is about GMOs and posted it to UA-cam. It is literally the most cringe thing I have ever heard and he tries to cram this crap down everyone's throats.
I don't talk to him much anymore because of it.
Damn bro. I'd like to see this song tbh if you'd like to share. You've got me curious. I get it if it's too embarrassing though. xD
@@Arc115YT ua-cam.com/video/L9l5RJTegkU/v-deo.html here you are... please don't tell him it was me who sent you :S.
I wish I could enjoy conspiracy theories the way I used to. Same as you I believe they're nonsense. But then a family member of mine alienated everyone around them, even their children, because of conspiracy crap. So I feel where you're coming from about your uncle. It's embarassing and sad knowing someone like that.
@@paranoiarpincess Don't worry. c: I'm just curious so i'm likely to just listen and not comment. But if I do, I didn't get this link from you.
@@Arc115YT Much appreciated! Enjoy... or, whatever the opposite of that is. Lol
Wallace and Gromet did make it over the pond and I love that show. Simon just showed a smooth brain moment because we live in the milky way.
what do you mean "how did the dairy stuff get up there"? earth is literally located in the *milky way* galaxy O_o
edit, also: herschel, that's the chocolate-bar guy huh? more dairy stuff to believe!
I've always been intrigued by conspiracies and how people believe what they do. This was a fun one!
"Morning brew" is how to say good morning in New Zealand :D
This episode is do funny I had to turn it off, so I wouldn't wake up my kid by laughing out loud. I'll have to rewatch it later.
Let's see. From a NASA web page: "NASA formally opened for business on Oct. 1, 1958." I think the moon was mentioned well before that time. A former friend of mine believes in flat earth conspiracy - and I believe he also voted for the orange clown now living in Mar A Lago. It all adds up when you think about it.
I have to admit, I'm super disappointed to hear that Iron Sky is merely lame and not some sleeper hit or ridiculous failure that might actually be interesting to watch. The concept has such potential for just over the top absurdity that I was genuinely considering just throwing it into my list of things to watch based on the premise alone.
I'll just have to live with Tim Curry going to the one place not corrupted by capitalism....SPACE. (A line so absurd that of all actors, *Tim Curry* literally cannot keep a straight face while delivering. The man's delivered some absolutely wild stuff with complete conviction in his career, it's almost weird seeing him break down mid-line in something that got published.)
This one was a lot of fun - I love listening to conspiracy theory stuff, just to make fun of it. I love having a channel with the best of both!
8:22 "You use roundabout speech to convince me that the moon is made of green cheese. And once you have me fooled, it seems you would make me go to bed at noon." (a reference to the Fool's exit line in "King Lear")
If the moon was made from stale old cheese, how far away from it would you need to be to not get completely overpowered by the rancid smell?
My theory on David Icke is that he was trying to set himself up as the new L Ron Hubbard, but he had neither the charisma or writing ability to be anything more than a nutbag.
Funny for a while when i was a kid i thought the moon was cheese because of cartoons. Lol. Also i just love reading conspiracy theories cause they're just so bizarre and hilarious sometimes.
the name of Uranus is actually funny in German too
Ur means ancient in German and the rest is the same as in english, so it basically can be mispronounced to mean "ancient butt"
I love conspiracy theories, I once saw someone who claimed that JFK got killed because he found out that space was fake. I mean why not? My favorite one is the one that says that all theories are true, at once.
How do you know that Nazis DONT live in the hollow, flat, and second fake earth while also living in the hollow center of the cheesy moon projection that mankind never made it too???? The logic is ironclad and seamless!!!! 😉
If Simon likes Wallace & Gromit, he should have a peek at "The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" - so, yes, they made it across the pond too. And for some reason, a compilation DVD or their capers (including "A grand day out") was the very first DVD I ever got for my then new DVD player when it was brand new and there were only a literal handful of titles around to pick up... Austria is not really across the pond (well, the other direction maybe) but still, I have no idea why that one in particular was in the store.
Yes it definitely crossed the pond and I loved watching them as a kid. They also came out with a bunny themed movie and it was awesome
I loved me some Wallace and Gromit 🖤. Gromit was my favorite! His facial expression were always perfect. Glad it made it across the pond to us Americans haha.
Operation Paperclip wasn’t “complicated morally” it was morally bankrupt
The only complication is having to forget you have any morals
Simon, I'm a 20-year-old American who currently has that freaking penguin from Wallace and Gromit tattooed on my body. It definitely crossed the pond lol
Feathers McGraw... nice!
Entertaining on so many levels!!!
We need more like this! Simon's reactions and rhetoric are pricelesa!!!
I was born in 1955 in Pittsburgh, PA USA. Prior to the late 60s I had heard some of those bizarre theories. The green cheese one was very common. There was also a story in the Dick Tracy comic strip series in the newspaper of a Moon Maiden. She eventually married an earthing. After 1969 the bizarre theories came to an abrupt end.
I also found it weird you had trouble with Old English. I would have assumed you would know it better than an American such as myself. "Noone" is pronounced as "noon" not "no one."
I've mentioned this before. My theory on how some people believe crazy stuff is this: They don't know something so they ask someone older and in charge. Instead of getting someone like my Mom who will freely admit, "I don't know," they'll instead get someone like my Dad who will give you some spur of the moment BS answer.
Must be true. Dad says so. 😁
This can also be a cultural thing. In some cultures, it is a blow to your reputation or ego to say you don’t know something. Either the elder or teacher will spout BS or they will just tell you to stop asking questions. Worst case, you get scolded for making them feel bad on top of it.
Thank you, Simon, for saying that thing about the hypothetical cheese moon also glowing i.e. reflecting the light of the sun -- my inner pedant was about to lose her shit.
Dont knock Jen's editing she does a wonderful job creating an atmosphere or setting the tone for each video
And his response to her writing is epic at times!
This EDITION reminds me OF a dry take of BRAIN BLAZE??? Simon, is this "BRAIN BLAZE"???
We now know there are two HUGE oceans inside the Earth that hold more water than all the water on the surface of the Earth. We never knew that they existed, or even could exist.
I can't handle anything done by Ike.
A footballer, turned psychic, turned conspiracy theorist, turned writer..literally nothing in that CV makes me think "trustworthy"
Love this vid, can we have more vids on similar crazy a** "beliefs" please. These and Simon's rationale are an awesome mix! 👌
Me finding out about flat earthers:
Hah! That's a hilarious joke!
Wait, they have a forum! This joke is really elaborate!
There are posts going back to the early 2000's!
Haha! People surely can't...
This is a joke... right?
Right?
[Faith in humanity drops significantly]
Yes, Wallace and Grommet are fairly well known here. The same studio did Chicken Run which was pretty popular here and I loved because it had Julia Sawalha from Ab Fab
I totally cracked up at "Is the moon even real?" My hubby's run into folks who really are in denial THAT badly. LOL
Yes, we definitely had Wallace and Gromit here across the pond when it came out, and yes it was indeed awesome.
Ok, first you can't spell "below" correctly. Now you expect credibility when you make claims like, "the moon isn't made of cheese"?
I'm also pro blue pill. I'm also pro volunteering to being the first to get bit by zombies. Fuck running away, fighting, and stressfully trying to survive. I'd much rather spend my remaining time having a bad case of the munchies.
Yes Wallace and Gromit did cross the pond! I loved it as a kid. Was always on PBS. Now my 5 yo daughter LOVES Shawn the Sheep and Timmy Time! She even has stuffed of both that make silly sheep sounds 😊
Does anyone remember the mini games on the DVD version of 90's and early 2000's cartoon movies?? The Wallace and grommet one was hilarious. And the ps2 game was great.
The rough translation to that saying should be "You grasp all around to make me believe, or think, that the moon is made of green cheese." Ye and fetch are Old English words. And circumqumquaques is a crazy Latin word.
What's going on factboy love your show !!!! South Texas here and yes we got the awesome Wallace and Gromit: Curse of tha Were-rabbit love those shorts and your tangent
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36:00 Ah yeah, that was the Abortion metaphor episode. Late 2010's.
AKA when the showrunner who got the best ratings _ever_ started losing his goddamn mind.
Man, this made me want some good cheese...but not the hard cheeses (swiss might be an exception). Roasted Gruyere with some bread...
And yes, Wallace and Gromit made it across the pond. Wonderful show, and I remember that episode when they went to the moon. British humor is the best, honestly.
As a scientist, I really loved the mindset that something can be proven to be different than we have concluded that you portrayed. This is the mindset that really makes me hate any kind of conspiracy, and even those people that delve into the unsaid/"implied" parts of movie/TV/animation stories. All information should have the potential to change, even if we have current, measured proof on things. I always use the idea that unicorns could exist...no, this doesn't mean I believe they do, but there is always that potential that we could discover something one day that says otherwise. Keeping an open mind on all information is important, I believe. It makes us divert acting like we have a stick up our ass all the time.
Reminds me of the farmer in Australia who put spaghetti all over there plants. April fools morning they had the media from around the world talking about it. It was hilarious so many people actually believed that somehow cooked noodles grew on plants. 😂🥴 Even after they admitted it was done as an April fools joke many still ran with it. Just can't teach stupid! 🙄
Conspiracy Theories can be fun, some are even real, but mostly if you don't take them too seriously, they are benign. Ans yes that cartoon made it over that pond. I still have some DVDs of it from when my children watched it. I like to think it is what got my youngest primed for Monty Python.
The moon could also have been Camembert. Or Stilton. One thing is for sure, like Wallace said, it's not like any cheese I've ever tasted 😂
This video starts of whith Wallace and Gromit and finishes with David Ike and I still found the beginning of the video more factual hahaha
There was a Casper the Friendly ghost cartoon that had moon people. They like, captured Casper and stuff.
The moon already has Bacteria on it, thanks to the Apollo astronauts throwing their poo out in bags on the surface.
Isn’t the folk tale he references Narcissus? Where he’s obsessed with how he looks, goes to kiss his image, falls in and drowns?
Also tbh, anyone else disappointed the moon isn’t made of cheese? Imagine if it actually was. People would want to visit it more than they do now
Hey Simon I just wanna tell you that I did watch Wallace and Gromit as a kid in America. Yes the show is a banger and yes more American kids should watch it.
I studied hologram theory along with my own speculation and understanding of what holograms on that level would mean and how to relate it to the form of holograms we currently and speculatively can create.
A true 3D hologram is created with high powered lasers, a series of mirrors and a chamber filled with charged inert gas. The sun is a giant laser, the atmosphere and vapors are the mirrors gasses and energy. By refracting and focusing light in specific ways through the plasmatic field, we are able to force the condensation of light into semi solid objects that can be manipulated and viewed uniquely 360°. The idea is that we are the same condensation of light into solid objects over billions of years. The process of refraction, diffusion and distillation of light has the ability to generate the amino acids and first sparks of life. In this way, we are an extremely complicated hologram. This is the best example before it ties into the theory that all sentience and the energy that allows matter to both congregate and stay independent is because the blue print of our local universe is the remnants of the information from previous or parallel universes spilling into ours as the suns themselves and reconstructing the regions that they once were over countless millennia.
Wallace and Grommit was great ❤️ Iron Sky was SO weird, I loved it
I always thought that the "Cheese" thing came about because the moon does kinda resemble a giant round of Swiss cheese. And people didn't have the benefit of moderm science to explain things to them back in the day.
My uncle would only play Wallace and Grommet for the kids when we slept over. I miss that.
The best way I have had a conspiracy theorist described before was someone who starts with a conclusion and works backwards from there. It's the I believe this to be true so I will only accept "facts" that support what I already know. If only these people had learned the scientific method in middle school.
The moon being made of cheese is actually not that moronic. Sure you'd need vast quantities of milk to make a cheese ball of those dimensions but if there's one thing in abundance out there is milk. There's a reason it's called the milky way.
As an American watching a British gentleman mocking old English, very entertaining lol. And yes, I watched ole wally as a kid here in Ohio
Chhirpi is pronounced as 'khurpi' and believe me it's as hard as coconut , you can't chew it but just put in your mouth and slowly it will be desolve with a hint of sweetness