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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • Michael Scott Moore is a novelist and journalist, who was kidnapped by Somali pirates and spent two and half years in captivity. His book "The Desert and the Sea: 977 Days Captive on the Somali Pirate Coast" is available on Amazon now: www.amazon.com...

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  • @tsnorquist
    @tsnorquist 6 років тому +1617

    He should have had Rick from Pawn Stars negotiate his ransom.
    Pirate: ".. We demand $20mm for this man."
    Rick: "Highest I can go is $8.75".

    • @fograw5
      @fograw5 6 років тому +146

      tsnorquist "its just not something that we can really resell, thanks for coming in and showing him to me though"

    • @blakek2619
      @blakek2619 6 років тому +123

      "you gotta keep in mind that I have to sell this as well, it might sit on the shelf for a couple years before it's gone."

    • @Anttheknee757
      @Anttheknee757 6 років тому +73

      We got to send him away to get fixed and clean up. Not really a market for him so it’s hard to put a price on it. If you don’t mind let me call someone to look at it.

    • @MMXX_CE
      @MMXX_CE 6 років тому +119

      "I don't know much about somali pirates, I've got a buddy that loves somali pirates. I'll give him a call."

    • @deadfarang
      @deadfarang 6 років тому +14

      Les Gold: What's the least you will take?

  • @infotainment999
    @infotainment999 6 років тому +767

    Joe "Correct Me If I'm Wrong" Rogan
    Moore: That's wrong

  • @JPizzy6981
    @JPizzy6981 5 років тому +520

    I want to take a second to acknowledge Joe, and how he has really single handedly brought real meaningful news and interesting intelligent human beings to our level for our well being. He is one of few people in his position that really uses it as a platform to inform us. Thank you Joe what the fuck is up with your shoulders bitch Rogan.

    • @caspertms8543
      @caspertms8543 4 роки тому +1

      Word.

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar 4 роки тому

      This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      ua-cam.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/v-deo.html

    • @MoBench25
      @MoBench25 4 роки тому

      Agreed...

    • @iannewman20ify
      @iannewman20ify 4 роки тому +1

      I was just explaining to my Mrs how good he is it's like he's so blunt and unafraid it takes any awkwardness out of questions 👌

  • @the_best_of_times
    @the_best_of_times 5 років тому +821

    Joe "So you were kidnapped for 2.5 years? that's awful....tell me about that narcotic..." Rogan

  • @hnstnbrg
    @hnstnbrg 6 років тому +1354

    The pirates are probably watching this.
    Hello pirates.

  • @ByronWoolley
    @ByronWoolley 6 років тому +96

    I love that “correct me if I’m wrong” from joe quickly answered with a “yeah that’s wrong” 😂

  • @nighttime.canoe.installer
    @nighttime.canoe.installer 6 років тому +1725

    Schaub got lost in a Reebok store once, very similar experience. Book coming soon.

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 6 років тому +20

      Ramadi2004 does reebok have their own stores even ? I've never seen one , not now not ever.

    • @Baghuul
      @Baghuul 6 років тому +2

      lol

    • @cdkilo77
      @cdkilo77 6 років тому +3

      On 🔥

    • @jordantropila7406
      @jordantropila7406 6 років тому +12

      Comment of the year. Thank you for your service. 🙌🏻

    • @highlightermedia
      @highlightermedia 6 років тому +2

      lmao

  • @SnoopDougg
    @SnoopDougg 5 років тому +93

    The empathy and forgiveness this man shows is really uplifting and I hope I can be half the man this guy is.

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 6 років тому +34

    I started listening to Joe no matter what guest he has … it always turns out interesting, he's such a great guy to talk to.
    But this is a whole new level of fascinating! Thanks so much for enlarging the likeable, graspable world by leaps and bounds!

  • @tokinscottishguy9742
    @tokinscottishguy9742 6 років тому +302

    ep 1150.. get the pirates on, lets hear their side.. we will pay the ransom...... dont worry

    • @TA-wk2ds
      @TA-wk2ds 4 роки тому +5

      Tokin Scottish Guy I seriously would watch the fuck out of that. I know joe wants to try some khat

  • @ChiefsGotBeef
    @ChiefsGotBeef 6 років тому +142

    I love how Joe doesn’t care about being ignorant about things like not knowing what a “bulwark” was or what the Seychelles are. He has no shame admitting he doesn’t know and just asks the person straight up what they are. Not easy to do if you let your ego get in the way.

    • @marekjordan1298
      @marekjordan1298 6 років тому +14

      Ben N that's actually the biggest reason I watch Joe.

    • @bertlee3470
      @bertlee3470 6 років тому +4

      He had no choice to admit it there. He didnt do his homework

    • @vinevienevo
      @vinevienevo 6 років тому +4

      Bert Bert derp derp

    • @fograw5
      @fograw5 6 років тому +13

      Ben N definitely a sign of intelligence as well. ive seen neil degrasse tyson do it many times as well

    • @stevex8409
      @stevex8409 5 років тому +6

      Spot on. There's nothing wrong with asking questions if you don't know something.

  • @user-er4xo2zl4r
    @user-er4xo2zl4r 6 років тому +364

    Brian Redban was captured by Somali pirates. He was so annoying they sent him back to sea in a couple of hours

    • @dr.binjohnson7776
      @dr.binjohnson7776 6 років тому +19

      piss on me, beat me l, I'm home here meow

    • @igallagher4
      @igallagher4 6 років тому +9

      "Huh huh.... So are you guys like butt pirates? Huh huh huh“

    • @kemdawggie
      @kemdawggie 6 років тому

      Bobby Lee watched while I got ballz deep in Khalyla's guts boyeee REEEEEE

    • @joech1065
      @joech1065 6 років тому +2

      Tiger Belly You are not real. Life is a fantasy.

    • @Niekomojo
      @Niekomojo 6 років тому

      Nosotros popaya this cocksucka!

  • @JosephDelgadillo
    @JosephDelgadillo 6 років тому +1038

    Wow! What a fantastic guest to have on. Thanks, Joe!

    • @BlockerPickleball
      @BlockerPickleball 6 років тому +34

      Joe "-breathes heavily into mic to show understanding of the intense story-" Rogan

    • @JosephDelgadillo
      @JosephDelgadillo 6 років тому

      hehe

    • @LOOKinsideyurSELF
      @LOOKinsideyurSELF 6 років тому +2

      Brilliant Bill joe is so condescending and overwhelming exagerates with his sighs and expressions especially when talking about science and space.

    • @tizodd6
      @tizodd6 6 років тому +11

      Looky looky: Condescending? You sure you're using the right word? He just seems really interested to me.

    • @michelem7786
      @michelem7786 6 років тому +4

      YES, much prefer this stuff to celebrity-hollywood types.

  • @minimalist_monk
    @minimalist_monk 6 років тому +1247

    Joe secretly wants to try caht.

    • @nickn5065
      @nickn5065 6 років тому +36

      Hell yeah. Khat sounds bomb

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 6 років тому +17

      Same tbh lol. I've heard in some cities in the US you can find it in Somali communities.

    • @goldbluetears
      @goldbluetears 6 років тому +23

      Its not that special.The high is like strong coffe with a little weed. But when I took it i gave a girl her first orgasm in her life.LOL
      Just ask any ethiopeans or somalis they know where to get some...

    • @piob9801
      @piob9801 6 років тому +1

      Dude, I want to try the stuff myself.

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 6 років тому +11

      @@John-mf6ky where the hell do you find somalian communities?

  • @JandocTV
    @JandocTV 6 років тому +302

    Hell of an episode. Listened to it closely.
    Wth is with the 500 thumbs down? Must be Somali pirates on smart phones haha

    • @Indiana_Jonez1823
      @Indiana_Jonez1823 4 роки тому +10

      jandoc3015 I asked myself the same thing even though it’s over 700+ thumbs down now!! This was amazing content only an idiot would thumbs down this conversation!!

    • @shanesams6283
      @shanesams6283 4 роки тому +1

      @YeahWhatOoh yep even though they couldnt be paid any amount of money to stay in Somali lol

    • @memesarentfunny2248
      @memesarentfunny2248 4 роки тому +7

      people dislike for any number of reasons, most of them perfectly legitimate and defendable, it just doesn't pay to guess and wonder unless youre the channel owner. Personally i always leave a comment why to make it clear but to each thier own

    • @gorlitz8808
      @gorlitz8808 4 роки тому

      YeahWhatOoh not this deep

    • @daithimurphy6783
      @daithimurphy6783 4 роки тому +7

      Probably just people who hate Joe so much they dislike every podcast without watching

  • @gabrielmckee1093
    @gabrielmckee1093 6 років тому +43

    This is such an amazing episode. Surely a once in a lifetime conversation, and a wonderful insight into the nightmare that was this mans life for 2 years.

    • @KingJRE
      @KingJRE 5 років тому

      Couldn't have worded it better.

  • @FantasyCouch
    @FantasyCouch 5 років тому +344

    The moment when your kidnapper sends you a friend request on facebook 👤

    • @hello_world_0
      @hello_world_0 5 років тому +4

      cant get any creepier

    • @BostonsF1nest
      @BostonsF1nest 4 роки тому +6

      Started a poke war

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar 4 роки тому

      This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      ua-cam.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/v-deo.html

    • @JorgeGonzalez-go3xp
      @JorgeGonzalez-go3xp 4 роки тому +1

      Jajaja #accept

    • @PeterParker-yg6fc
      @PeterParker-yg6fc 4 роки тому +2

      @@dtm_nascar good? more like god awful abomination

  • @bennyg2086
    @bennyg2086 4 роки тому +20

    Only about 27 mins in watching it for the second time, I notice he pushes through the story and the facts, but is also so evidently scarred by it. Obviously it is expected, but it really makes you appreciate how brave he was to share this. His whole body language changes at times because of the memories, but he pushes through. Respect.

    • @Lucyorangejuicy
      @Lucyorangejuicy 3 роки тому

      The issue is JR and his weak ass conversation and interview skills. If he just stopped neurotically trying to control this particular interaction we would be able to enjoy some kind of natural flow of narrative. Anyways, not hating on Joe, just upsetting to see time and time again some guest not being able to freely share and reduced by Joe's weird ADHD...

  • @jayjorgensen2024
    @jayjorgensen2024 6 років тому +41

    For some reason, I see it in Joe's eyes, I wanna picture he's thinking of Captain Sparrow every time he repeats pirate.

  • @ZombieRommel
    @ZombieRommel 6 років тому +329

    As I was watching this episode, I couldn't help but think that Joe would be a juicy target for a pirate. He's worth millions of dollars, famous, and beloved.
    But as I thought about it more, I realized Joe would be the absolute WORST person to kidnap. Think about it.
    Dana White would fund the money for a rescue operation because piracy is FUCKING ILLEGAL.
    Eddie Bravo would fly a jet to Joe's location and spray it down with chem trails to weaken Joe's captors.
    Joe's immaculate gut health thanks to ONNIT ™ brand probiotics would allow him to endure the chemtrail spray unscathed.
    Putting Joe alone in a hot prison cell would just enable him a distraction-free environment to do hot yoga 24/7, making him even stronger over time.
    Bill Burr would be able to fly the rescue team in with his helicopter.
    Brian Redban would supply everyone with Rhino 2 boner pills to keep them awake and on alert through the long travel in Bill Burr's helicopter.
    Young Jamie would use his illegally-obtained Huawei phone to hack the GPS location of Joe and his captors.
    Brendan Schaub would be the first one out of the helicopter, smashing everyone in his path with straight rights while screaming "GADOOSH!"
    Eddie, fresh from his spray session, would be flying-triangling every Somali in his path.
    Tim Kennedy would be perched inside the helicopter, miles away, sniping strategically.
    Cam Hanes would take a more stealthy approach, skulking around the perimeter with his bow before the main crew arrived, picking off guards one by one.
    Joey Diaz would hop off the chopper high on edibles, Tommy Gun in hand, yelling, "COME GET SOME, COCKSUCKAS!"
    And finally, once they freed Joe, Joe would give the main guard a THUNDEROUS spinning back kick to the chest that sends him flying off the edge of the flat earth.
    GSP would come galloping in on a T-Rex and have Joe get on the back for an epic prehistoric escort back to the chopper.
    Once Joe was back at his studio HQ, Yoel Romero would give him a stool and a Cuban cigar to help him recover and Bryan Callen would serve Joe cheese and wine, before they all feasted on wild buffalo cooked on Joe's pellet grill.
    Moral of the story? Don't fuck with Joe "Pull that sucker up to your mouth" Rogan, or you will regret it.

    • @iwanglover8852
      @iwanglover8852 4 роки тому +51

      This is the most underatted comment I've ever seen in my entire life

    • @chill_fridge
      @chill_fridge 4 роки тому +23

      ZombieRommel
      someone animate this shit now!

    • @CruelQuertos
      @CruelQuertos 4 роки тому +6

      That's a long comment

    • @Poxymonkeypox
      @Poxymonkeypox 4 роки тому +5

      @@chill_fridge man's right, this would be an epic animation

    • @xavi5669
      @xavi5669 4 роки тому +7

      this needs way more likes

  • @crucifixgym
    @crucifixgym 6 років тому +156

    Awesome podcast to get prepared for my trip to Somalia.

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve 6 років тому +30

      Hope you like spaghetti!

    • @sacequeensny5311
      @sacequeensny5311 6 років тому +5

      Being held captive with a lil Wieght loss ,staff infection's ,broken glasses/wrists, sleeping under a mosquito net ,being held for ransom and some kind of Infection in your lungs(you know something not right in there)

    • @joevoidscythe4491
      @joevoidscythe4491 6 років тому +2

      Some one in another thread was saying the only reason people would go their is for child molestation .. Is that true?

    • @hfvales
      @hfvales 6 років тому +3

      SACE TV QUEENS N.Y. Dayum, that sounds well similar to my last trip to Brooklyn.

    • @passthebutter6037
      @passthebutter6037 5 років тому

      Thraxton Stirling good luck to you buddy 👀

  • @Elad6k
    @Elad6k 6 років тому +154

    Oh wow, Now that's a story.
    This guy is incredible.

    • @user-nj2et1wd1m
      @user-nj2et1wd1m 6 років тому

      Eh

    • @ShowNoRemorse85
      @ShowNoRemorse85 6 років тому +1

      Starscraper Joes mind was blown , u can tell in sequences. Hes hella knowledgeable, so if hes fucking mind blown u know its deep

    • @ltrzepalko
      @ltrzepalko 6 років тому +1

      Joe's overall well spirited and honest, but making him an authority on anything but mixed martial arts is a long stretch, and I have been following him for more than ten years (early JRE - him, Eddy Bravo, Joey Diaz chillin on a sofa; I loved all Duncan Trusell episodes). The story of this episode is beoynd the depths of any of us. Let's agree on that.

    • @stupidgaybearname3695
      @stupidgaybearname3695 6 років тому +5

      I don't get why people always pile these unwarranted expectations on Joe. He frequently clainms to be a dumb ass, but he is learning an amazing amount pretty much every episode. The huge majority of people in the world will go their entire lives without a single 3 hour conversation on a topic they are unfamiliar with, all the while asking questions and increasing their scope of experience.
      The mix of guests he has is second to none and I am sure he doesn't have the desire to master anything he hasn't already started to become proficient in. Look at his reaction to things he discovers that truly intrigue him: martial arts, podcasts, comedy, hunting etc. He also continues to add to these even in his 50's. People who knock Joe like that are pure salty that they will never have his drive, competence or come anywhere close to his level of success in multiple arenas.
      'Nuff said. Great episode, did they mention an audiobook? I don't recall, will have to check audible, this would be great hiking material to get lost in with the headphones.

    • @gladiatorsrage99
      @gladiatorsrage99 6 років тому

      Naim Wiveld great comment.

  • @Z77__0
    @Z77__0 6 років тому +172

    This story is just insane. Glad he got back home and living his life normally.

    • @ayobwizzy7540
      @ayobwizzy7540 6 років тому +3

      fozzilla123 damn I sense some insecurity problems here, is that from your mom not loving you, or from your father trying to abort you with a clotheshanger. Stick to playing FIFA not talking shit to people on the internet for no reason dumb fuck.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 6 років тому

      Yung Cauli. Your prophet was a child raping, illiterate warlord who killed women poets for criticising him for being a liar.
      This is your most holy man.
      Your attack is the banal rhetoric of a witless wimp. You have nothing in your locker but the childish conjecture of the ordinary.

    • @ayobwizzy7540
      @ayobwizzy7540 6 років тому

      Zaafir Salam also you keep doing you man just ignore the dumb fuck faces that the world has like Mr Fuckzilla here.

    • @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571
      @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571 6 років тому +1

      Yung Cauli Indeed. Disappointing we had to find him on such a great podcast.

  • @mikethompson5966
    @mikethompson5966 5 років тому +155

    *joe 'did you get an x-ray just so you can see how weird it looks?' rogan*

    • @Gargoyle_911nn
      @Gargoyle_911nn 4 роки тому +5

      Mike thompson that’s a pretty genuine question tbh, the same thought was going through my head as he was asking the question

  • @darkblack7352
    @darkblack7352 6 років тому +30

    It's truly hard to fully comprehend the idea of what Michael went through while being held hostage.

  • @CKmagix
    @CKmagix 6 років тому +547

    How erect was joe when he heard “no vegetarian diet”?

    • @TheExquisiteRoofer
      @TheExquisiteRoofer 6 років тому +108

      Chris Klein he literally had to make him say “animal protein” out loud to blow his load

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 6 років тому +2

      He was actually annoyed tho. Vegan diets for babies for example = starvation=ded babies

    • @solarpoweredfarm8813
      @solarpoweredfarm8813 6 років тому

      Me too

    • @ShowNoRemorse85
      @ShowNoRemorse85 6 років тому +2

      Elk

    • @callummcarthur199
      @callummcarthur199 6 років тому +44

      Chris Klein Joe wanted him to say "the doctor said to eat grass fed elk that I bow hunted myself and share to my friends and family because it helps me appreciate where my food comes from"

  • @TimesNewCanaanite
    @TimesNewCanaanite 6 років тому +26

    Absolutely loved this podcast. Amazing story. Thanks to both these gentlemen.

  • @richardjames5006
    @richardjames5006 6 років тому +78

    Good Show Joe.
    Well presented, tactile interview technique.
    Great guest with a very interesting personal experience.

    • @d1agram4
      @d1agram4 6 років тому +3

      Jack Torrance this guy doesn’t know what tactile means so it’s all good.

    • @CaalamusTube
      @CaalamusTube 6 років тому

      Tactful?

    • @stupidgaybearname3695
      @stupidgaybearname3695 6 років тому

      Jacks off men for $$ Torrance - But he does now, and was secure enough in himself to ask and learn. How do you learn things, or did you maybe give up on that when you were 12..?

  • @mamadaw
    @mamadaw 6 років тому +67

    i;m from somalia , this is interesting story , sorry about what happened you.

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 5 років тому +24

      @@joeb.3931 Woah dude, that's a shit tonne of assumptions bahaha

    • @jon1039
      @jon1039 5 років тому +10

      @@joeb.3931 I wish you could be deported

    • @KM-zw9qb
      @KM-zw9qb 5 років тому +7

      @@joeb.3931 you're a sociopath dude. screwed up

    • @oddone1325
      @oddone1325 5 років тому +2

      Fuck somalia

    • @rradiohead
      @rradiohead 4 роки тому +5

      Joe B. ok boomer

  • @faithresigns
    @faithresigns 6 років тому +33

    "Correct me if I'm wrong" - "You're wrong"

  • @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571
    @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571 6 років тому +102

    God you can literally hear the trauma in the guy’s voice. This puts my current life in perspective. These are worthwhile conversations we should focus on.

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD 6 років тому +2

      No, you can hear the bullshit in his voice. Lying for this long wears on your skin.

    • @atme365
      @atme365 6 років тому +1

      Spontaneity ?? Elaborate?

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD 6 років тому +2

      lmao just watch it, the man's a good actor i'll give him that

    • @ec5886
      @ec5886 6 років тому +2

      @@SpontaneityJD stfu

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD 6 років тому

      em c, lmao sheep

  • @mitchapalooza1
    @mitchapalooza1 6 років тому +10

    Appreciate Michael so much for sharing his incredible story. And, I want to give a thanks to Joe for being thoughtful and compassionate. This one was another example of why we all love (and keep coming back to) JRE.

  • @lordsmokingmirror
    @lordsmokingmirror 6 років тому +62

    * walks into comment section * I'm the captain now.

  • @johnshmolinsky3350
    @johnshmolinsky3350 6 років тому +29

    "they broke my glasses" I can't see without my glasses

    • @faith_alone
      @faith_alone 4 роки тому +2

      Jinkies scoob, I can't work without my Khat

  • @eyelovekicks
    @eyelovekicks 6 років тому +41

    When you think your going through a hard time, think of this guy. Gees! That's a crazy story I need to read his book!

    • @bloodsuckaa
      @bloodsuckaa 4 роки тому +1

      eyelovekicks you’re ** geez**

    • @jeanzyy7955
      @jeanzyy7955 4 роки тому +3

      @@bloodsuckaa shut up you utter bellend

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar 4 роки тому

      This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      ua-cam.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/v-deo.html

    • @steveharrington.3022
      @steveharrington.3022 4 роки тому

      jeanzyy utter does not fit in that sentence whatsoever lad..

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace 4 роки тому

      It absolutely does though. Don’t be grammar police unless you’re sure you’re right lol

  • @bgoumas
    @bgoumas 6 років тому +35

    He should call his book Threat Level Midnight

  • @5ypher
    @5ypher 6 років тому +107

    186 Somali pirates disliked this video.

    • @sebrestrepo305
      @sebrestrepo305 6 років тому +6

      5ypher and a mix of Democratic socialists

    • @tomhines3404
      @tomhines3404 6 років тому +3

      5ypher Make that 443 lol

    • @suggs144
      @suggs144 6 років тому +3

      Tom Hines 483 now. 😂😂😂

    • @justincase5583
      @justincase5583 6 років тому +2

      518 pirates now

    • @suggs144
      @suggs144 6 років тому +1

      Mr Palmer 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 років тому +603

    Darn. I was running power tools during this podcast, so I only heard bits and pieces. So, this guy is a wine sommelier that played two years for the Pirates?

  • @CMaiers
    @CMaiers 5 років тому +10

    Read The Desert and The Sea, absolutely amazing. Michael, you’re a true inspiration to what the human spirit is capable of. Would love to meet you some day.

  • @COAKY
    @COAKY 6 років тому +22

    14:02 Excellent observation. This is a technique used in therapy that can also be developed by skilled interviewers. Props to Joe.

  • @urmomurmom3728
    @urmomurmom3728 6 років тому +330

    Joe "A buddy of mine was kidnapped" Rogan

    • @baronvonhoughton
      @baronvonhoughton 6 років тому

      hahahaha

    • @Honda-nn3ee
      @Honda-nn3ee 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @MrBelmontcain
      @MrBelmontcain 6 років тому +6

      It's entirely possible that you go out there and get KIDNAPPED!

    • @rhysperegrine5100
      @rhysperegrine5100 6 років тому +18

      I thought Joe's buddies were the ones that DID the kidnapping.
      Tremendous.

    • @minimalist_monk
      @minimalist_monk 6 років тому +2

      I scroll the comment section to see if anyone posts these. I love it!

  • @Designerbabybag
    @Designerbabybag 6 років тому +369

    Joe "I think your shoulders are tense" Rogan

    • @RichardRatner.1972
      @RichardRatner.1972 6 років тому +3

      Ty Dick head

    • @CL-xp4ee
      @CL-xp4ee 6 років тому +36

      When he said that I was like really Joe? Like this poor guy was held captive for 2 years.

    • @spetruzify
      @spetruzify 6 років тому +1

      Ahaha

    • @chillyourtits9273
      @chillyourtits9273 6 років тому +7

      Ty yeah and I played it back and still never seen a change in the guys posture, just his voice and he touches his face

    • @VinnyVincenzoYo
      @VinnyVincenzoYo 6 років тому +3

      xqbj qboro same thing with the Seychelles, for someone who is supposed to be a traveler who’s well read and intelligent Joe certainly isn’t the most genuine in my opinion. He can’t use the I didn’t have an alpha brain excuse either he literally didn’t know what the guy was talking about.

  • @PrivateFearless
    @PrivateFearless 6 років тому +189

    great episode

    • @madroon7
      @madroon7 6 років тому

      PrivateFearless fuck off. Go play mincraft. These are adult podcasts.

    • @madroon7
      @madroon7 6 років тому +1

      Robert Phillips Right... that's why I said it. Our children are the future, bro.

    • @PrivateFearless
      @PrivateFearless 6 років тому +5

      well aren't you mad about nothing, have a good day.

    • @georgejohn6955
      @georgejohn6955 6 років тому

      whats REALLY wrong bud

  • @paeden5431
    @paeden5431 5 років тому +188

    Too short an episode especially when you get morons on this show with 3 hours air time. Great story by the way.

    • @jakekurland3568
      @jakekurland3568 4 роки тому +21

      Agreed. Who cares about comedians or athletes? I want this. Stories like these and stuff like the conspiracies are why I come here

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar 4 роки тому

      This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      ua-cam.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/v-deo.html

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar 4 роки тому

      Jordan Moorman This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      ua-cam.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/v-deo.html

    • @yeahok1839
      @yeahok1839 4 роки тому

      @@jakekurland3568 i think its better to listen to comedy over conspiracies. Flooding your mind with scary bullshit over laughing isnt good for mental health.

  • @fiiil
    @fiiil 6 років тому +9

    Yep, this was a brilliant episode. Super humble guy and an amazing story.

  • @BillSmithOfficial
    @BillSmithOfficial 6 років тому +307

    A little disappointed Cap'n Joe didn't start the podcast with an eye patch and a hook hand. "Hoist that up, young Jamie!"

    • @seattletyler
      @seattletyler 6 років тому +8

      Bill Smith would've brought an ounce of entertainment to this dull fucking guest

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 6 років тому +5

      I would laugh guest might be traumatized haha

    • @RichardRatner.1972
      @RichardRatner.1972 6 років тому +2

      Your not funny prick

    • @aardvarrock9657
      @aardvarrock9657 6 років тому +16

      Ty___ Charles He's not exactly an entertainer is he, and he is telling a story about how he was held captive for nearly 3 years in Somalia, not really a happy subject to talk aboit.

    • @emperorpalpatine4681
      @emperorpalpatine4681 6 років тому +18

      Ty___ Charles how is this dull you dumb fuck

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton 6 років тому +87

    Imagine the pile of Khat those pirates bought with 1.6M!

    • @mannysangha6098
      @mannysangha6098 6 років тому +1

      Bob Houghton lmfao !!!!! ... Hahahaha

    • @christianv8502
      @christianv8502 6 років тому +1

      Getthefuckoffmylawn how do u know

    • @MrMicki97
      @MrMicki97 6 років тому

      @@christianv8502 It says so in his book

    • @jamalali912
      @jamalali912 5 років тому +2

      Half a kilo is $3 so a lott

    • @misterb.s.8745
      @misterb.s.8745 5 років тому

      A whole month's supply!

  • @run8622
    @run8622 6 років тому +4

    Really Amazing Story. Felt sorry multiple times just by watching and hearing him. My heart shrinks when trying to imagine the pain this guy must have had to endure.

  • @PrinceCharmingNY
    @PrinceCharmingNY 5 років тому +2

    love how he still so humble about the situation .Hope he recovers

  • @solosofi2480
    @solosofi2480 5 років тому +53

    A friend request on FB from his kidnappers, 😂 😂 💀

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar 4 роки тому

      Solo Sofi This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      ua-cam.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/v-deo.html

  • @bigmike5785
    @bigmike5785 6 років тому +69

    The real question is, when and where did you beat off?

    • @santyc8960
      @santyc8960 6 років тому +15

      Did they offer you a..... hand?

    • @SirGrassyNoL
      @SirGrassyNoL 6 років тому

      mom!

    • @poppinsmoke9180
      @poppinsmoke9180 6 років тому +1

      Have a pocket wank on the down low

    • @experienceprecision5406
      @experienceprecision5406 6 років тому +4

      He was good the Italians dropped a load of flesh lights that washed ashore👌

    • @jonsweeney4347
      @jonsweeney4347 6 років тому +24

      Right in front of the pirates, maintaining eye contact the whole time. Establishes dominance.

  • @A7medDoski
    @A7medDoski 6 років тому +44

    Wow this was an amazing story !!

  • @monkeyseemonkeydo432
    @monkeyseemonkeydo432 6 років тому +53

    Joe “intense frowning whilst listening to your story” rogan

    • @Sam-go3mb
      @Sam-go3mb 4 роки тому

      Joe "misses jokes that he would find hilarious because he's frowning too much to listen" Rogan

  • @mydemon
    @mydemon 4 роки тому +4

    Guest looks so stressed. He is clearly still impacted by this horrific ordeal.

  • @eyadbarakat8032
    @eyadbarakat8032 6 років тому +161

    What an extremely mild mannered dude.

    • @тняу
      @тняу 4 роки тому

      wait who

    • @тняу
      @тняу 4 роки тому +3

      TheRealMrMcCoy i thought it was funny

    • @edwincardona6646
      @edwincardona6646 4 роки тому

      Agree

    • @user-fh1th5uz9x
      @user-fh1th5uz9x 4 роки тому

      @Dandosa Pershing 🤣🤣🤣🤣u got me geekin thank you

    • @killerstream23
      @killerstream23 4 роки тому +1

      TheRealMrMcCoy don’t like your own comments mate cmon head up

  • @Trepanation21
    @Trepanation21 6 років тому +114

    Not gonna lie, I clicked this so fast because I thought it was Michael Scott.
    *looks at camera*

    • @Leeshey1
      @Leeshey1 5 років тому +3

      I totally did too but still a really good podcast

    • @nglld899
      @nglld899 5 років тому +1

      Lmao SAME

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar 4 роки тому

      Trepanation21 This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      ua-cam.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/v-deo.html

  • @justsomedude77
    @justsomedude77 6 років тому +117

    Joe "I am reading your shoulders" Rogan.

  • @space509
    @space509 6 років тому +8

    Incredible. About to go buy this guys book, what a truly remarkable story.
    How on earth could somebody dislike this??

    • @vinevienevo
      @vinevienevo 6 років тому

      King JSwag fk off

    • @space509
      @space509 6 років тому

      Deuki Ray why?

    • @RJTrezise1983
      @RJTrezise1983 6 років тому +1

      Yeah I just got the audiobook to listen to when I'm doing shit around the house

    • @romant142
      @romant142 6 років тому

      King JSwag people think he’s lying

    • @space509
      @space509 6 років тому

      Roman T lying about what? Being kidnapped?? That's a hell of a thing to accuse without any evidence

  • @rrn11
    @rrn11 6 років тому +4

    Interesting conversation. I'm glad your home, Michael.

  • @JohnSchaeferUNIVERSE
    @JohnSchaeferUNIVERSE 5 років тому +10

    THANK YOU---THIS EPISODE REALLY LIFTED ME UP AND HELPED ME TODAY--- MUCH GRATITUDE

  • @alaidbro
    @alaidbro 2 місяці тому +3

    been 3 years since a comment, here we go

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker 6 років тому +12

    $100 says Schwab will be chewing mouthfuls of Khat on the next episode of TFATK. 😆

  • @winkles2314
    @winkles2314 6 років тому +159

    Joe "do you ate with them" Rogan

  • @legendschippy
    @legendschippy 5 років тому +4

    I’m a survivor of a pirate attack on a cargo ship.....uk soldier on the way to Iraq in 03 we were approached on a civilian cargo ship around the gulf or Aden, they thought it was just a cargo ship but it had 10 of us and 4 levels of equipment....we were pre warned by the captain, a skiff approached with a grappling hook, never seen guys look so scared as 10 of us pointed ready weapons over the edge of the ship at them.....crazy times.

  • @DemonDappz
    @DemonDappz 4 роки тому +27

    The 1k dislikes are the pirates watching on their new smartphones

  • @chipdirk9278
    @chipdirk9278 6 років тому +322

    When he had the Ak-47 he should have said “I’m the captain now.”

  • @benz431
    @benz431 6 років тому +5

    I only watch Joe Rogans podcast for MMA talk, occasionally I watch some celebrities he brings in or comedians, and I saw this video I never do this but I just clicked the video without even knowing the guy in the thumbnail, I really don’t know why, but in my mind I was like “why not listen to the first 2 minutes of the video” and then little did I know that I would be very interested in this dudes story, because it’s sounding super good and I’m just 15 minutes in and I know it’s gonna get better.

  • @maximelaneville854
    @maximelaneville854 6 років тому +141

    Joe "Sniffs Right Into The Microphone" Rogan

    • @CosmoJoe101
      @CosmoJoe101 6 років тому +3

      Just as I read this comment he sniffed into the mic!

    • @maximelaneville854
      @maximelaneville854 6 років тому

      Thank god other people have noticed! I thought it was just me.

    • @sacequeensny5311
      @sacequeensny5311 6 років тому +1

      Yeah he seems to have a runny nose that never goes away cough''' (coke)cough''' that he allegedly never has tried EVER !!! LMAO

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 6 років тому

      CosmoJoe101, dude same hahah

    • @Kryptiik
      @Kryptiik 5 років тому

      Maybe he is trying to smell if his breath stinks on the mic?🤷‍♂️

  • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
    @GlinkBetweenWorlds 6 років тому +266

    I love Joe but sometimes he drops the ball a bit as an interviewer. How did his mom pay them the money? How did they meet? How did he get free? All really important and interesting questions. Guess I’ll have to read the book...

    • @ianocono
      @ianocono 6 років тому +82

      They brought up and answered all of these questions in the episode. Mom reached out to family, friends, and magazines he had worked for. Met the day of the interview. They brought the bail down to 1.6 and he was freed after 2 years 8 months.

    • @KingstonHawke
      @KingstonHawke 6 років тому +28

      Ian... I'm sure he means he wanted more specifics because I did as well. That could be a movie in of itself. An old lady negotiating and arranging her son's ransom, and then the actual trade. If he wasn't sitting in that chair telling the story I'd of certaintly expected the pirates to have killed him rather than returned him even after recieving the money. Just seems safer that way.

    • @hibye736
      @hibye736 6 років тому +5

      Glink are u deaf or something?

    • @stevieeverett6392
      @stevieeverett6392 6 років тому +22

      Well this guy does want to leave some information for people to have to read the book to learn. Or other topics may be triggers for him. I imagine they spoke prior to this and did a run down of what was on the table.

    • @stevieeverett6392
      @stevieeverett6392 6 років тому +1

      Glink By the way I enjoy your videos as well.

  • @doginspace0
    @doginspace0 6 років тому +2

    You know what I would like to see - Joe interviewing a completely random person off the street. Basically just stand in front of your building and stop the first person to drive by and drag em in for the JRE.

  • @joejoey9188
    @joejoey9188 6 років тому +7

    295 dislikes?? Some people really need to get out there and experience the world. Nothing but respect for this guy who went through what most people will thankfully never experience and can still forgive the people who captured him. There is still hope for human kind with people like him around!! 👍Respect!!

    • @kb-cx3tk
      @kb-cx3tk 6 років тому

      Maybe the dislikes are for Joe, there was so much more detail this guy could of gone in and instead Joe makes this one of his shortest podcasts not to mention him asking the same questions over and over.

    • @grugnat653
      @grugnat653 6 років тому +1

      or maybe some of us are against kidnapping. It's all you sicko's who give a thumbs up to pirates kidnapping innocent ppl who need to get out and experience the world smh

    • @nadsneon2962
      @nadsneon2962 6 років тому

      I have my phone in my hand or pocket when on UA-cam and I've accidentally disliked many videos. I take it back if I notice it.

  • @benjohnston9455
    @benjohnston9455 4 роки тому +3

    My reaction was the same as Joe's when Micheal mentions that 1 of the kidnappers contacted him on Facebook. How the hell would you deal with that after everything you been through. Great respect for how he has recovered from this ordeal.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 роки тому

      The topic of “Stockholm syndrome” was avoided, I feel like.. but I have to imagine it existed with the guards who were more kind to him like the one who contacted him

  • @James_Mallett
    @James_Mallett 5 років тому +29

    Somali pirates: We want 20 million
    CIA: we got a negotiator on the line hang on a sec
    Rick from pawn stars: this boys worth $12.5 and halve a pack of gum max
    Somali pirates: wat?
    Rick: I’m taking all the risk

    • @spikedpigeon5740
      @spikedpigeon5740 5 років тому

      12.5? As in 12 dollars and 5 cents or 12 dollars and 50 cents?

    • @James_Mallett
      @James_Mallett 5 років тому

      Spiked Pigeon $12 and 50cents

    • @TheDmantheman100
      @TheDmantheman100 5 років тому

      Spiked Pigeon if it was $12 5 cents it would be $12.05

    • @laynenelson4370
      @laynenelson4370 5 років тому

      And he has to frame it and who knows how long it’ll sit on the shelf

    • @ununius7436
      @ununius7436 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @joeysmith3197
    @joeysmith3197 6 років тому

    One of the best JRE podcasts's ever. When Joe shows his curiosity about any subject and leaves his subject to answer his questions he's at his best. Mr Moore's views on PTSD are the most realistic I've heard from anyone.

  • @caspertms8543
    @caspertms8543 4 роки тому +1

    I'm so glad we have somebody like joe to give us real interesting interviews with honest questions and answers. Also, props to mr. Michael Scott Moore having the strength to share his story with us despite that pain and discomfort of reliving those memories..... This interview should set an example for journalists on how to conduct a proper interview of any real worth.

  • @aryka922
    @aryka922 6 років тому +48

    Great episode. Note to self: stay away from the comment section if you want to keep hope alive for humanity. Why tf people are saying this is "fake" or "exaggerating". I'm legit curious where people come up with this narrative.

    • @tarheeltx1
      @tarheeltx1 5 років тому +16

      It should be, Note to self: stay the fuck out of Somalia and every other hopeless, shit hole country!

    • @joeb.3931
      @joeb.3931 5 років тому +4

      Ummm.... any flat earther’s out there that want to help answer Akyra’s question?

  • @HeathenHammer123
    @HeathenHammer123 6 років тому +4

    what a phenomenal podcast! beyond captivating.

  • @JuvyThaKid
    @JuvyThaKid 6 років тому +4

    This was a fascinating podcast, wish it was longer though!

  • @Daniel.Patrick.Walsh88
    @Daniel.Patrick.Walsh88 6 років тому +1

    This story gave me chills. Incredible Interview/conversation.

  • @spencernichini8853
    @spencernichini8853 6 років тому +1

    Joe this is your best interview so far. Well done. You should feel proud of this.

  • @ianfeigle
    @ianfeigle 6 років тому +46

    Joe "you need animal protein" Rogan

  • @1594615
    @1594615 6 років тому +28

    Did you put him in the sensory deprivation tank and feed him elk after?

    • @OCHitters
      @OCHitters 6 років тому +2

      Ptah Adam some MDMA therapy in Canada?

    • @bberllam
      @bberllam 6 років тому

      Wait wait . I can get mdma from doctors :o

    • @oliveraeternus3285
      @oliveraeternus3285 6 років тому

      Nein. He put him in an elk and fed him deprivation.

  • @fosheimdet
    @fosheimdet 5 років тому +70

    The secret to not getting captured in Somalia is to get a hook arm, an eye patch with a skull on it and a parrot on your shoulder. They will think you're one of them.

    • @sweetpeashomestead3348
      @sweetpeashomestead3348 5 років тому +3

      How does this not have at least 100 likes

    • @rackojama
      @rackojama 5 років тому +2

      Nah just say ur Muslim

    • @Zodiac.
      @Zodiac. 5 років тому +1

      @@daviddewar6008 Maybe he was referring to what the majority of the people who practice the religion look like (mostly middle eastern people), and that as an American he doesn't fit that description . Instead of getting angry at a comment on UA-cam for no reason how about not saying anything

    • @魂-d9f
      @魂-d9f 5 років тому +1

      @@Zodiac. Actually that's not true either its mostly Asians lol

    • @Zodiac.
      @Zodiac. 5 років тому +1

      @@魂-d9f Really? I did not know that most muslims were Asians, interesting

  • @ChrisCruzArtist
    @ChrisCruzArtist 6 років тому

    Heard this last night and had the best day yet at this stressful job. When you said you had to forget hope cause going from hope to despair was mind damaging. This told me I had to change my thoughts cause this job was giving me a headache, I was stressing and overthinking.

  • @isaachull1646
    @isaachull1646 4 роки тому

    This is putting quarantine is perspective, massive respect, what a tough yet gentle man

  • @kunheecho280
    @kunheecho280 6 років тому +6

    Damn! Young Jamie with the speedy upload!

  • @bob1881
    @bob1881 6 років тому +7

    44:12 forgiveness
    1:10:25 meditation, creativity, and imagination

  • @sav-
    @sav- 6 років тому +381

    Love this episode!

    • @smexyrenskii
      @smexyrenskii 6 років тому +2

      you dont love it anymore?

    • @JuandelaCruz001
      @JuandelaCruz001 6 років тому +2

      Love your smile!

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 6 років тому +4

      John Wick 4 would be a great movie from this where he has revenge on the pirates

    • @usernotfound904
      @usernotfound904 6 років тому +1

      Savannah Tatianna HEY! 😡 back in the kitchen!

    • @sav-
      @sav- 6 років тому +4

      DANNO 🤔

  • @namgoonrodriguez421
    @namgoonrodriguez421 4 роки тому +1

    This episode was brutal.
    Been listening on the edge of my seat for the whole episode.
    Thank you so much for sharing your story.

  • @Jahu-qs2us
    @Jahu-qs2us 5 років тому +48

    Joe "Ive got a bit in my act about being kidnapped by somali pirates" Rogan

  • @jakebroz9116
    @jakebroz9116 5 років тому +4

    The book was absolutely phenomenal, one of my favorites

  • @ivanc9231
    @ivanc9231 6 років тому +75

    Best episode since goggins. This man needs a drink a hug and the fattest joint possible

    • @benebluesman
      @benebluesman 5 років тому +1

      Joe had a look at the end, "I want to hug this guy." I hope he did. You know the fat joint was offered.

  • @Kittievr
    @Kittievr 6 років тому +5

    What an insane interview this guy's amazing

  • @chumcool
    @chumcool 4 роки тому +2

    In the way that Joe Refers to "Pirates", you can see deep in his eyes that he is thinking about swashbuckling pirates like Blue Beard and One Eyed Willie. LOL

  • @akihitochan
    @akihitochan 6 років тому +145

    Joe "What's a Bulwark?" Rogan

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus 6 років тому +15

      I still can't believe he didn't know what a bulwark is.

    • @WELLZY_
      @WELLZY_ 6 років тому +24

      William Morse I hadn't heard that word either? What's the problem? Leave the guy alone, if you did 1149 podcasts at 1-4 hours long you'd say a lot more dumb shit I'm sure.

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus 6 років тому +17

      Cammy 96 I can't believe you didn't know what a bulwark is.

    • @klausdiekmann7370
      @klausdiekmann7370 6 років тому +8

      I have never heared the word in english but it's a common expression in german. Michael Scott Moore holds german citizenship and lives in berlin so he must have mixed up the languages . Happens to me all the time concerning both english and german

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus 6 років тому +4

      Some other German words are used in English as well. "Doppelganger" and "Swine" are more commonly used. At least more commonly than "Bulwark".
      Also, I can't believe you've never heard the word "Bulwark" in English.

  • @andrew-jv7iv
    @andrew-jv7iv 6 років тому +3

    Nothing better ! JRE always giving great content. Thanks Joe....im speechless

  • @Blake_.Dryden
    @Blake_.Dryden 6 років тому +18

    Rogan has become the best host & story assessor I've ever seen. He's Larry King & Howard Stern, except evolved without any need to assert dominance or insert himself into the subject's narrative.

    • @michaelgrover3443
      @michaelgrover3443 6 років тому

      You must have missed #1147 Debra Soh

    • @nep808
      @nep808 6 років тому +1

      This podcast made me realize how good at this he is

    • @dirkdiggler5525
      @dirkdiggler5525 6 років тому +1

      Merkaba pump the breaks

    • @Blake_.Dryden
      @Blake_.Dryden 6 років тому

      Dirk Diggler huhuh Dirk Diggler told me to pump

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 6 років тому

      @@michaelgrover3443 thats 1 podcast out of a 1000

  • @Juventinos
    @Juventinos 6 років тому +37

    wait what? this guys did Pilates for 2 years? wow that's crazy.

  • @yammie1536
    @yammie1536 Місяць тому

    Love it when people come onto this show and answer with "it's in my book"

  • @kovenmaitreya7184
    @kovenmaitreya7184 4 роки тому +2

    When he first began speaking, I was struct by the fact that he seemed to be an unusually skilled orator. His words are flowing very well and almost poetically. Then it gets to 1:11:15 and I suddenly realize why that is. :O