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  • @rotciv1492
    @rotciv1492 5 років тому +6174

    Spinning metal heads as a new clean energy source.

    • @lauraeblanco
      @lauraeblanco 5 років тому +55

      this is such an underrated comment

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 5 років тому +28

      No trash metal allowed then?

    • @kungfuwingr
      @kungfuwingr 5 років тому +3

      Seems to be non-renewable tho :(

    • @ryankim9203
      @ryankim9203 5 років тому

      ROFL

    • @lappo7290
      @lappo7290 4 роки тому +11

      It gives more power than an actual metal turbine

  • @SupernovaOneFourOne
    @SupernovaOneFourOne 9 років тому +13073

    industrial metal

    • @theflyingspaghettimonster3138
      @theflyingspaghettimonster3138 9 років тому +356

      BADUM TSS

    • @Michaa1223
      @Michaa1223 9 років тому +70

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster Hail flying spaghetti monster pasta hallelujah FSM our lord

    • @djNemo72
      @djNemo72 9 років тому +48

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster Touched by his noodly appendage

    • @arble3223
      @arble3223 9 років тому +66

      This pun is 10/10

    • @jhonnycagexrage7458
      @jhonnycagexrage7458 6 років тому +5

      Agiri
      Oh my god...

  • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
    @why-is-this-handle--a-thing 5 років тому +5081

    my neck hurts
    -every metalhead at some point in their lives

    • @Siegmernes
      @Siegmernes 5 років тому +126

      Am I the only one who always gets a migraine, long before my neck even has a chance to be mildly uncomfortable? xD

    • @Flower_Sun13
      @Flower_Sun13 5 років тому +31

      Mine hurts right now oof

    • @roanhynes9082
      @roanhynes9082 5 років тому +6

      @@Siegmernes nope happens to me too lol

    • @Siegmernes
      @Siegmernes 5 років тому +4

      @@roanhynes9082 Great to know I'm not alone xD

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 5 років тому +49

      @@Siegmernes If it doesn't hurt, you didn't go hard enough.

  • @danielreid8463
    @danielreid8463 4 роки тому +644

    Imagine going to check on how the renovations are going on your house and you just see this guy

    • @My6119
      @My6119 3 роки тому +72

      I'd join along until someone mature starts asking questions

    • @kevinmora5662
      @kevinmora5662 3 роки тому +31

      That's when you know the job will be perfect.

    • @marsyaszed
      @marsyaszed 3 роки тому +21

      @@kevinmora5662 nah that's when he looks up at you and says, Howdy chris. Then proceeds to continue headbangin. 💀

    • @KiekoKoyasu
      @KiekoKoyasu 2 роки тому +2

      @@My6119 HAHAHA 🤣

    • @yaxbebbb5555
      @yaxbebbb5555 2 роки тому +3

      I fucking love these comments

  • @danteshammer
    @danteshammer 9 років тому +2021

    i dont care what it costs, i want this man to work on my house

    • @Epicgames01
      @Epicgames01 9 років тому +23

      I'm dying right now haha!!!

    • @Pooniidavid
      @Pooniidavid 9 років тому +21

      danteshammer i want to buy a house so i can get that guy to just go wild in it

    • @dangerboy808
      @dangerboy808 9 років тому +2

      me too!

    • @DeltaHardcore
      @DeltaHardcore 9 років тому +2

      +danteshammer two fiddy

    • @JuanSandoval-oc1fv
      @JuanSandoval-oc1fv 7 років тому +7

      DeltaHardcore I'll do about three fiddy

  • @boyinaband
    @boyinaband 10 років тому +18841

    This video is going to save me hours of explaining my choice of hairstyle.

    • @NathanielBTM
      @NathanielBTM 10 років тому +110

      wooooooh Dave-o!

    • @bjornsadler9015
      @bjornsadler9015 10 років тому +62

      Sith Lord Kehrli because of the amount of times he's asked.

    • @demonight2
      @demonight2 10 років тому +20

      Bjorn Sadler I never get tired to hear those amazing answers after answers

    • @BuiltBySMASNUG
      @BuiltBySMASNUG 10 років тому +46

      And Dave has replied on this video. It has now been considered Approved.

    • @brennanblasts
      @brennanblasts 10 років тому +39

      ***** oh my god you moron

  • @erikhof410
    @erikhof410 4 роки тому +4341

    Megadeth: the symphony of construction

  • @zacster311
    @zacster311 3 роки тому +2074

    Fun fact: All his tools are powered by the mighty kinetic energy of his headbanging.

    • @lalalanabunny
      @lalalanabunny 3 роки тому +13

      he looks like a trolls doll

    • @DeafVikingr
      @DeafVikingr 2 роки тому +6

      I so want to like this comment but I can't because it's the perfect nu mber of likes

    • @charlielucas3386
      @charlielucas3386 2 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣😆😆😂😂😂💪🏻⚡️⚡️

    • @josm75
      @josm75 Рік тому +3

      Does one know the name of the title ?

    • @kellyjohnson6889
      @kellyjohnson6889 Рік тому +1

      I'm getting a head ache just watchin him!! 😂

  • @eonblue804
    @eonblue804 4 роки тому +2897

    This guy is so metal that he probably rusts after taking a shower.

  • @tefras14
    @tefras14 9 років тому +1069

    His head is a power generator

  • @FamousOldProspekts
    @FamousOldProspekts 8 років тому +1024

    I kept expecting you to suddenly take off in flight.

    • @dmace81
      @dmace81 5 років тому +10

      I thought his head would pop off at the end. Lol

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +1

      Thats if he does this to Bleed.

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 5 років тому

      Beanie

    • @Kyla8132
      @Kyla8132 5 років тому +1

      Music changes to Shooting Stars

    • @rajamajapetraea
      @rajamajapetraea 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/_TN5qFA-ppg/v-deo.html

  • @JoelBoyens
    @JoelBoyens Рік тому +246

    This is made even more metal by the fact that he shows no fear while spinning his hair around those power tools

    • @agarlicsorbet6482
      @agarlicsorbet6482 Рік тому +9

      I winced so much

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Рік тому +7

      ​​@@agarlicsorbet6482e too. Especially with that concrete cutter?
      All the hair and scalps in the world won't stop that thing from turning.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Рік тому

      @@davecrupel2817 timestamp?

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Рік тому +2

      @@NoNameAtAll2 0:00

  • @sonofsparda657
    @sonofsparda657 5 років тому +1369

    im honestly surprised that he didnt get his hair caught in any machinery during the filming of this skit

    • @American-Plague
      @American-Plague 4 роки тому +54

      It'll happen eventually if he does this a lot and when (not if) it gets caught in an angle grinder or something similar, that is going to be a very bad time for him.

    • @jxnglejxice
      @jxnglejxice 4 роки тому +35

      That would be BRUTAL!!

    • @American-Plague
      @American-Plague 4 роки тому +11

      @@jxnglejxice I've never seen it happen in real life but I've seen plenty of videos where someone's hair or pull string on the hood of their jacket or something gets caught...STRAIGHT to your face. It's happened lots of times before and guaranteed it'll happen again.

    • @devanfunderburk9373
      @devanfunderburk9373 4 роки тому +29

      That'd be metal.

    • @lemonaid8678
      @lemonaid8678 4 роки тому +7

      I be a DOCTOR I’m a mechanic and I learned a long time ago to pull the string out. Once I was on top of a Detroit 60 and the alternator belt grabbed the string. I got lucky and it pulled a little bit but then broke. it taught me a lesson I haven’t forgotten.

  • @BuckingHorse-Bull
    @BuckingHorse-Bull 9 років тому +2871

    It's been said his head is still spinning to this day

    • @peacefulrage750
      @peacefulrage750 9 років тому +15

      Lmao this made my day 😂😂😂

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola 9 років тому +26

      +udaysaleen I think I may have seen him flying by Boston somewhere! XD

    • @SR-sw3bi
      @SR-sw3bi 8 років тому +3

      +Kartik Ayysola XD

    • @davidsebastiansuarezroldan8128
      @davidsebastiansuarezroldan8128 6 років тому

      JAJAJAJA i cant xDDDD

    • @Bludawg27
      @Bludawg27 6 років тому +1

      udaysaleen in till friction heated up an his head spun off haha

  • @WarChallenger
    @WarChallenger 4 роки тому +1716

    The song, for anyone that needs it, is "Meshuggah - War."

    • @cresTXTreme
      @cresTXTreme 4 роки тому +31

      thnx ya heroic bastard \m/

    • @tAvOmM
      @tAvOmM 4 роки тому +17

      Thank you good men

    • @Don_Neto_Jr.
      @Don_Neto_Jr. 4 роки тому +40

      You can never go wrong with Meshuggah!

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 роки тому +23

      @@Don_Neto_Jr. Bleed makes my _ears_ bleed.
      In a good way.

    • @ight3817
      @ight3817 4 роки тому +17

      Their name always sounded like a Jewish folk band but they're definitely far from that lol

  • @nightmarefuelled9604
    @nightmarefuelled9604 3 роки тому +461

    The song is " meshuggah war" if anyone was wondering

  • @RobOfPsychostick
    @RobOfPsychostick 10 років тому +2071

    This is also how I make breakfast in the morning.

    • @attaraxia1
      @attaraxia1 10 років тому

      jjajajajajajajaa!!!! actitud metalera a full!!! XD LoL jajajajajajajajaja

    • @TheNewestChannel
      @TheNewestChannel 10 років тому +37

      Video or GTFO

    • @TheSpaceProgram_
      @TheSpaceProgram_ 10 років тому +13

      I fucking love you guys! Psychostick is one of my favorite bands!

    • @hoptop77
      @hoptop77 10 років тому +6

      I would have thought that's how you made a sandwich.

    • @jam406
      @jam406 10 років тому +2

      hoptop77 ITS A SONG

  • @hugolafhugolaf
    @hugolafhugolaf 4 роки тому +453

    I, for one, am impressed at his wide range of talent : masonry, concrete, wood framework, metal work, electrical, trim/finishing... damn!

    • @patrickbateman5387
      @patrickbateman5387 3 роки тому +27

      @@xen2241 you mean windmill

    • @LL-gx3yj
      @LL-gx3yj 2 роки тому +21

      @@patrickbateman5387 he could power an entire village like this

    • @bobbybrucher
      @bobbybrucher 2 роки тому +7

      This is demo and concrete tho lol. But I don't doubt he does 20 trades at that one job

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Рік тому

      ​@@bobbybrucher You'd be surprised. I'm a General Contractor. Guess what I do? Everything involved in building or remodeling a house.

    • @bobbybrucher
      @bobbybrucher Рік тому

      @@justinlast2lastharder749 That's why I said 20 other trades along with it

  • @ThisIsGOKKAR
    @ThisIsGOKKAR 8 років тому +1869

    Hammer Smashed Place

    • @boycebutler7586
      @boycebutler7586 8 років тому +176

      Construction Corpse

    • @marcsellgren
      @marcsellgren 8 років тому +8

      Hahahah! These comments made my day!

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 7 років тому +7

      You two guys win the internet today! ))) Construction Corpse and Hammer Smashed Place. )))))

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 7 років тому +17

      Make Them Plaster!

    • @saidoterodiseno
      @saidoterodiseno 7 років тому +33

      Repaintless

  • @GunDrummer
    @GunDrummer 4 роки тому +700

    I approve of this

    • @jujuabrego3245
      @jujuabrego3245 3 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah

    • @elektrik-fz4up
      @elektrik-fz4up 3 роки тому +9

      6 years too late 😔 still love you though

    • @soadr6908
      @soadr6908 3 роки тому +1

      @@elektrik-fz4up lmaao

    • @hexerey
      @hexerey 3 роки тому +1

      Who are you?

    • @hexerey
      @hexerey 3 роки тому

      @@elektrik-fz4up and who are you?

  • @Tombalino
    @Tombalino 4 роки тому +1521

    - Simple title
    - Honest thumbnail
    -

    • @titaniaboloria6160
      @titaniaboloria6160 4 роки тому +3

      Did you mean?
      >60s

    • @Z_TPI
      @Z_TPI 4 роки тому +12

      @@titaniaboloria6160 video length(42 seconds)

    • @titaniaboloria6160
      @titaniaboloria6160 4 роки тому +3

      @@Z_TPI I know the rule, but I thought that like.
      60s = Less than 60 seconds

    • @Z_TPI
      @Z_TPI 4 роки тому +10

      @@titaniaboloria6160 you have them backwards.
      42 is less than < 60
      60 is greater than > 42

    • @cleon24769
      @cleon24769 4 роки тому +8

      The exchange above me was surprisingly quite wholesome.

  • @SargeRho
    @SargeRho 8 років тому +582

    I wonder what spins faster, his head, or the radial grinder?

  • @calebheney302
    @calebheney302 5 років тому +532

    This guys favorite bands are Kreator and Destruction

    • @elnacho9706
      @elnacho9706 4 роки тому +54

      And demolition hammer

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 4 роки тому +31

      And Architects

    • @thepotatoof4219
      @thepotatoof4219 4 роки тому +5

      He's literally preaching creation and destruction in this vid.

    • @no-hx7fh
      @no-hx7fh 4 роки тому +7

      Favorite song? Destroy Everything by Hatebreed.

    • @thomasmoriarty04
      @thomasmoriarty04 4 роки тому

      Best comment ever.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +97

    I love how it's called "Metal Construction" but every clip is *destruction* of some sort.
    🤟

    • @YoungLeosword
      @YoungLeosword Рік тому +3

      No, yeah, to retrofit a place, y’all gotta mess it up, right?

    • @johnsheridan1575
      @johnsheridan1575 Рік тому +3

      No no... he was caulking in one part, also installing insulation...

  • @garywatterson6929
    @garywatterson6929 4 роки тому +433

    i want him to build my house

    • @slingblade8963
      @slingblade8963 4 роки тому +4

      He does onsite quotes

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 4 роки тому +2

      He will make a great home

    • @FleshNFaith
      @FleshNFaith 4 роки тому +2

      "I sit atop a throne of blood, enshrouded within walls of bone, the flesh of my enemy is brick and mortar. Plus a wonderful little open concept kitchen and new French doors to the addition, I'm thinking of turning it into a home studio, I dunno."

  • @joshuagreen5613
    @joshuagreen5613 4 роки тому +508

    0:14 i swear to god he was spinning as fast as the grinder

    • @Devastator-wq6du
      @Devastator-wq6du 3 роки тому +4

      right

    • @Michal-mc6co
      @Michal-mc6co 3 роки тому +6

      That water tho

    • @Fleta_Maughner
      @Fleta_Maughner 3 роки тому +13

      Or you can say *the grinder was spinning like him*

    • @bulmaro9383
      @bulmaro9383 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @-Batou-
      @-Batou- 2 роки тому

      He's not even human... just a spinning machine. But it's still the best way to get a strong neck though

  • @JohnZeroSignal
    @JohnZeroSignal 6 років тому +117

    For those that want to know, the song is "War" by Meshuggah.

  • @randylahey9167
    @randylahey9167 4 роки тому +88

    The only contractor for a guy as metal as myself. 10/10 would hire.

    • @namesurename3441
      @namesurename3441 3 роки тому +1

      looking for new job \m/

    • @Assdafflabaff
      @Assdafflabaff 3 роки тому +1

      Fuck you Lahey, ya drunk bastard!

    • @migs7220
      @migs7220 3 роки тому

      @@Assdafflabaff I mean, the work. Deeeecent...

  • @scubasteve3056
    @scubasteve3056 8 років тому +344

    I would pay this guy to work for him.

    • @castles990
      @castles990 5 років тому +3

      I would pay this guy to work for me.

    • @CGBalla1014
      @CGBalla1014 5 років тому +2

      use code yez-nosey that’s not the joke

  • @ozkarlcool
    @ozkarlcool 5 років тому +2399

    0:04 me when I look at myself every morning

  • @BinkieMcFartnuggets
    @BinkieMcFartnuggets 10 років тому +141

    The owner of the house just needed a new garage door installed, but things got a little out of hand.

  • @Michael-ll6px
    @Michael-ll6px 4 роки тому +362

    UA-cam algorithm: Metal construction
    Me at 4am: Yes.

  • @cinnamondafox
    @cinnamondafox 4 роки тому +205

    this will never cease to be one of my favorite videos on the internet

  • @genesis4174
    @genesis4174 5 років тому +626

    *Headache medicines sales: raised by 20%*

  • @mrj9299
    @mrj9299 4 роки тому +246

    0:16 is probably my favorite moment of this video, his timing with the drums is perfect and hilarious.

  • @icychillgrill3
    @icychillgrill3 3 роки тому +11

    I also appreciate the fact that this guy seems to know a lot about construction and trade work in general.

  • @Slapdash_86
    @Slapdash_86 10 років тому +441

    They should make a series of this! Next episode Metal Librarian!

    • @Slapdash_86
      @Slapdash_86 10 років тому +18

      ***** Top comment! Metal Construction Guy your people have spoken! a full series and Episode 1 Metal Librarian make it happen!

    • @Kushdreamzombie
      @Kushdreamzombie 10 років тому +5

      Brutal! Hahahaha that would be Sooo dope

    • @Slapdash_86
      @Slapdash_86 10 років тому +1

      100 +1 likey thingys! Your people are screaming for a series! Lol do it make our lives complete!

    • @kikacNNGK
      @kikacNNGK 10 років тому

      Or Metal Sportsman, that would be extreme.

    • @Slapdash_86
      @Slapdash_86 10 років тому

      kikacNNGK lets get the priority sorted Metal Librarian should follow the Pilot Episode of Metal Construction then i think Metal Skateboard should be 3rd. We need to specify a Sport to extend the longevity of the series.
      Metal Gamer should definately be an episode
      but the best episodes would be the episodes showing metal in the most alien of situations like Metal Florist for instance

  • @venomycilious
    @venomycilious 5 років тому +573

    Recommended to me 5 year later... In October 2019

  • @bryanb3194
    @bryanb3194 10 років тому +139

    I run a construction company and I'd hire him, seems to be comfortable with a wide range of tools and skills

    • @derekanderson3723
      @derekanderson3723 9 років тому +19

      I know, right? Guys like him are hard to find.

    • @Dimass036
      @Dimass036 9 років тому +10

      Sure? The guy seems to be perfect for a demolition company ;-)

    • @licktin1091
      @licktin1091 5 років тому

      Bryan B haha right? I see carpentry, tiling, drywall, painting, I think I saw some plumbing in there as well but this guy does everything lol

    • @harley6182
      @harley6182 5 років тому

      @@licktin1091 some masonry also

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 3 роки тому +7

    I love the idea of how he got all of these clips, just hair spinning for a bit and then he just goes back to work like he didn't just rock the everloving shit out of those jobs

  • @giovannivieira5830
    @giovannivieira5830 4 роки тому +255

    Looks like he has a motor on his head..... Could you say he's a *Motor* head??

  • @maxmoefoe
    @maxmoefoe 10 років тому +664

    Was I the only one expecting him to get his hair caught in an electric saw or something? That would of been pretty metal

    • @jamesortiz6312
      @jamesortiz6312 10 років тому +9

      Oh, hey Max. I love your prank call videos.

    • @totalmetaljacket789
      @totalmetaljacket789 10 років тому +76

      Scalped by a Saw.
      New song title, write it down.

    • @кяуртіс
      @кяуртіс 10 років тому

      picassopainter2 go one better... band name

    • @кяуртіс
      @кяуртіс 10 років тому

      XicontrolX lol righto Xx420noscopetrickshotjumpfagblazeitxX

    • @AbsoluteTitt
      @AbsoluteTitt 10 років тому

      ***** No you are

  • @webstyler01
    @webstyler01 8 років тому +106

    where I can buy this fan

  • @konversion
    @konversion 4 роки тому +13

    How the hell did I ever miss this video until today? This is a masterpiece.

  • @gabbyweber4074
    @gabbyweber4074 5 років тому +276

    To this day I'm surprised that his hair was never coated in plaster cement and paint, and fried by the sparks. 😂😂

    • @xYottabyte
      @xYottabyte 4 роки тому

      Maybe he ties it up since long hair can be pretty annoying

  • @123parallax
    @123parallax 9 років тому +818

    its all fun and games until you get your metal hair stuck in some rotating power tool

    • @Natdaprat
      @Natdaprat 9 років тому +189

      Parallax Then it becomes BRUTAL

    • @kezbardol5404
      @kezbardol5404 9 років тому +158

      Parallax death metal?

    • @mosj9876
      @mosj9876 9 років тому +91

      Döner Kebab grindcore?

    • @careyjh1
      @careyjh1 9 років тому +5

      Mos Melendez Brilliant.

    • @mattmanbrownbro
      @mattmanbrownbro 9 років тому +2

      +Mos Melendez Meshuggah

  • @Tmp866
    @Tmp866 5 років тому +112

    Still does a better job then most contractors.

  • @riseandshinemrfriman5925
    @riseandshinemrfriman5925 4 роки тому +22

    0:12 First I thought his hair was on fire, then I realized that it was just being exposed to sunlight for a brief moment.

  • @CrawleonDunger
    @CrawleonDunger 4 роки тому +119

    Looks like he has his head replaced with a fan

  • @21owlgirl72
    @21owlgirl72 9 років тому +220

    Some people say Metal is destructive to society, WELL THIS PROVES THEM WRONG.

  • @solitudeguard5688
    @solitudeguard5688 4 роки тому +420

    Metal guy goes to doctor,
    Doctor: What do you think is causing your migraines?
    Metal guy: Idk? Stress?

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 4 роки тому +58

      Probably the neighbours with their shitty trap music.

    • @DevilRayRex666
      @DevilRayRex666 4 роки тому +4

      Brechum yep
      Doctor: that would do it

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 4 роки тому +8

      The thing is, stress is not an incorrect answer lol

    • @solitudeguard5688
      @solitudeguard5688 4 роки тому +3

      SidDrawsStuff thats very true actually!

    • @DiscontinuedChannelOne
      @DiscontinuedChannelOne 4 роки тому

      @@rotciv1492
      Lmfao your not wrong tho

  • @swedeswedeson8951
    @swedeswedeson8951 3 роки тому +1

    Every work crew needs this guy

  • @sketchesdecastillo4595
    @sketchesdecastillo4595 4 роки тому +101

    Symphony of Construction

  • @-Nine9-
    @-Nine9- 10 років тому +122

    This is the most metal thing I've seen in my whole life. High five!

    • @xJisJis
      @xJisJis 10 років тому +5

      ***** So is hair-dye but you don't see anyone complaining.

    • @joshdapra
      @joshdapra 10 років тому

      xJisJis lmfaoo this guy^^

    • @seven7een993
      @seven7een993 10 років тому +1

      ***** like your picture with effects?

    • @seven7een993
      @seven7een993 10 років тому

      Did anyone say they did?

  • @Nimadj
    @Nimadj 4 роки тому +80

    I've watched this to the point my mind can't conceive this man has a face.

  • @lucasperoto8163
    @lucasperoto8163 4 роки тому +2

    My big thanks to this video. It had introduced me into Meshuggah 5 years ago.

  • @saghwteam
    @saghwteam 4 роки тому +205

    Boss : don't mess around when operating power tools
    Me and the team :

    • @RustingPeace
      @RustingPeace 4 роки тому +5

      its actually extremly dangerous, it could have been a realy long and painfull dead

    • @nick8052
      @nick8052 4 роки тому

      @@RustingPeace shut up!

    • @johnfoltz8183
      @johnfoltz8183 4 роки тому +2

      Make sure you keep your hair out of the path of the machinery

    • @RustingPeace
      @RustingPeace 4 роки тому +2

      @@johnfoltz8183 and make sure that you wont lose your safety glasses...
      but some things already dropped into my eyes while wearing those.... wasnt nice... even was in ambulance 'cause of that

  • @tickercruse3177
    @tickercruse3177 4 роки тому +523

    Girls: OMG this wind is so annoying it’s messing up my hair!
    That one kid who never cut his hair:

  • @GorgutsFan1998
    @GorgutsFan1998 5 років тому +72

    This looks like something that Dethklok should have done.

  • @Tegridyvs
    @Tegridyvs Рік тому +1

    Even after almost 10 years of this video being on here, I still find it as funny as the first time

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 роки тому +133

    "We're gonna go for an open concept"
    Metalhead: Open concert?

  • @JimPanse
    @JimPanse 10 років тому +140

    keep it heavy, dude!

    • @Hrydry
      @Hrydry 10 років тому

      Aber hallo , nur so und nicht anders....

    • @matesakus2074
      @matesakus2074 10 років тому

      Harald Nienstedt ale pastelky nejsou šťastné když musí vařit kroutící se karburátory za zvuků listnatých stromů :D

    • @Hrydry
      @Hrydry 10 років тому

      Mate Sakus
      + Harald Nienstedt aber Buntstifte sind nicht glücklich, wenn sie um ein Verdrehen Vergaser kochen klingt der Laubbäume: D
      Trans later bei googel

    • @xenalin1
      @xenalin1 10 років тому

      Mate Sakus I would just like to point out this comment translates to:
      "but crayons are not happy when they have to cook twisting carburetors sounds of deciduous trees: D"

    • @philippmuller-litz7588
      @philippmuller-litz7588 4 роки тому

      @@Hrydry wat? 😂

  • @vicoactus6876
    @vicoactus6876 5 років тому +21

    10/10, would hire again.

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 роки тому +23

    When your boss says "wear a hair tie."

  • @bksniperguy
    @bksniperguy 4 роки тому +153

    somebody needs to make an edit where he flies off

  • @othben5966
    @othben5966 10 років тому +39

    song : war
    band : meshuggah

  • @hughneutron8620
    @hughneutron8620 4 роки тому +31

    "Why'd you choose civil engineering?"
    "...civil?"

  • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
    @user-zh4vo1kw1z 4 роки тому +2

    This is one of the most joyfull things I've seen in a while!
    Don't know why it showed up in my recommended feed, but damn glad it did

  • @Superintendent_ChaImers
    @Superintendent_ChaImers 4 роки тому +23

    This man does not need a car to get to work every day. Just rotates his head faster and he can fly to work like a helicopter.

  • @elemsit
    @elemsit 10 років тому +100

    my kids think this is hilarious, ask to watch it all the time and laugh through the whole video... lol

    • @kranok8967
      @kranok8967  9 років тому +33

      Awesome. Please make sure they don't try any of it!

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 9 років тому +15

      +elemsit Teach your kids to windmill responsibly ;-)

  • @imaonnalynenow6252
    @imaonnalynenow6252 10 років тому +33

    One good strand of hair caught in one of these power tools and you can change the title of this video to DEATH Metal Construction.

    • @SuperTurbo9001
      @SuperTurbo9001 10 років тому +2

      Need a bit more then one strand lol. Still, bad idea.

  • @azhardware8369
    @azhardware8369 2 роки тому +2

    He's not building, he's actually a *Demolisher*

  • @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld
    @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld 4 роки тому +61

    5 years later UA-cam recommends me this video, as I am trying to grow my hair out... Google is watching us.

  • @Chibiherod
    @Chibiherod 5 років тому +56

    And because I've done those jobs before I know for a fact that man....is simply not getting payed enough.

  • @robertingersoll8492
    @robertingersoll8492 9 років тому +15

    His head always spins counterclockwise - must be from Australia

    • @MrReneKonig
      @MrReneKonig 5 років тому

      Actually that's officially the only permitted way to do it here in germany. If you carefully watch the bands & the crowds in wacken you'll see they're all spinning counterclockwise. Circlepits on the other hand have to go clockwise.
      Edit: It's always considered from the perspective of the metalhead. So with that in mind he actually spins clockwise and therfore has to be from Australia indeed.

  • @AJGamingUK
    @AJGamingUK Рік тому +2

    The track is called War by Meshuggah, in case you didn't know.

  • @marquardtle
    @marquardtle 8 років тому +141

    Metal Construction 2????

    • @sekter
      @sekter 8 років тому +9

      +Lauren coming soon! :D

    • @marquardtle
      @marquardtle 8 років тому

      +Mephistofeles420 YAY :D

    • @Asstazztic
      @Asstazztic 8 років тому

      +Mephistofeles420 how soon?

    • @sekter
      @sekter 8 років тому +1

      ***** hrmmmm time will tell

    • @thehuntyguy5365
      @thehuntyguy5365 6 років тому

      Despacito 2?

  • @theSILKROAD210
    @theSILKROAD210 4 роки тому +129

    Alternative title: Raccoon attacks bob the builder.

  • @concrete_dog
    @concrete_dog 10 років тому +37

    You know what's weird? This video got me listening to Meshuggah. But then I totally forgot about the song. And then I just listened to Meshuggah a bit. And then I saw a gif of this video. And then I thought.. didn't that video have a song of Meshuggah. And then I wondered whatever song that could be. And then I was like.. oh yeah that song.
    I'm not very a smart person.

    • @marcuscrawford2731
      @marcuscrawford2731 6 років тому +3

      What’s the song called?

    • @jtm-1739
      @jtm-1739 5 років тому +3

      Marcus Crawford it’s called “war”

  • @zephyranthes-1319
    @zephyranthes-1319 Рік тому +1

    This video has enough metal to build himself another house.

  • @taltigolt
    @taltigolt 10 років тому +32

    next up is metal baby sitting imagine a guy feeding a baby while spinning his head to metal music

    • @PlanetJohnny
      @PlanetJohnny 10 років тому +1

      Metal Child Raising. I'd watch that.

    • @TehBranMuffin
      @TehBranMuffin 10 років тому +3

      Black Metal Babysitting
      Close enough

    • @PlanetJohnny
      @PlanetJohnny 10 років тому

      tehbranmuffin I love that.

    • @PikaBloq
      @PikaBloq 10 років тому

      Just search for "Black Metal babysitting" in UA-cam ;)

  • @jaraweiat
    @jaraweiat 8 років тому +7

    This. I cannot express well enough how good this is. Every one should learn from this. Pure greatness

  • @F4Wildcat
    @F4Wildcat 10 років тому +116

    i'm the devil I WORK WITH METAL!
    Check this SAW ITS FUCKING TASTY!!!!
    I'm a C-worker and i build what i want!
    Whatever tools around, i"m gonna flaunt!
    There's never been a house that ever collapsed!

    • @TrueDeathblacK
      @TrueDeathblacK 10 років тому +23

      I can't wait to dig a hole into hell!
      I'm gonna fill it with a constructive gel{no idea what is that btw}
      I'll make my house look so damn infernal!

    • @F4Wildcat
      @F4Wildcat 10 років тому +19

      Anton Borissenko "There is no way that we can compete
      That was a masterpiece!
      They build so hard because they are not mortal men
      *GODDAMIT CAGE
      They gonna make you a contract slave!
      You gonna gargle WD40!
      Unless we construct a massive monster Housing JAM

    • @Professionalidi0t
      @Professionalidi0t 10 років тому +13

      Come on Cage, cuz it's time to build doors now
      I hear you jaybles, yeah it's time to build doors now
      Sand down that edge, cuz it's time to build doors now
      Oooooohhhhhhh it's a great place for our special built doors now!

    • @TrueDeathblacK
      @TrueDeathblacK 10 років тому +9

      add in-between the last message>>
      Dude, we've built there so high shit
      And activated crane with my dick
      Now it's time to lay the foundation

    • @somzer
      @somzer 10 років тому +7

      C'mon Anton, now it's time to build walls now!
      I hear you Carson, now it's time to build doors now!
      Light up the stage 'cause it's night-shift for us now!
      Blueprint is lost but have to paint it for sure now!
      Ain't have time to weld the pressure pipes!
      Boss gonna rape me if we skip on the deadline!
      C'mon colleges, we're half-way done now!
      Finish this crap! And paychecks will rain down!
      But seriously, a month have passed and no-one cares to continue? I'm saddened by your carelessness.

  • @marvins_marvelousmiraclemuse82

    Symphony Of Construction!

  • @SundaySmiles1
    @SundaySmiles1 9 років тому +17

    Kids, this is what you must do at every job interview for the rest of your life.

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 5 років тому +24

    Amazing. Some people take their eye off the job for a second and are reprimanded. This guy never has his eye on the job and seems to be doing just fine however

    • @wompwomp1658
      @wompwomp1658 5 років тому

      He might be a freelancer

    • @The_Kevinist
      @The_Kevinist 4 роки тому +1

      His pineal gland has had to deal with so much heavy metal calcification that it transcended time, space and reality

  • @Knock_OFF_Anims
    @Knock_OFF_Anims 4 роки тому +4

    For everyone who want to hire a construction worker, this guy is definitely a 11/10

  • @Xpwnddayjudgement
    @Xpwnddayjudgement 3 роки тому +1

    Best part is how Metal Construction starts off with Metal Destruction

  • @simpsonsfreak23
    @simpsonsfreak23 9 років тому +6

    This is the best thing I've seen all day.

  • @sekter
    @sekter 9 років тому +104

    Yeah 4 fucking million hits! Thanks everyone :)

    • @kranok8967
      @kranok8967  9 років тому +35

      Looks like a sequel is necessary!

    • @erupi594
      @erupi594 9 років тому +2

      +kranok YES!

    • @FlipperWolf
      @FlipperWolf 9 років тому +3

      +kranok OH YIIIIIIIS

    • @metusbatmanv3951
      @metusbatmanv3951 9 років тому +9

      +Mephistofeles420 You do a huge variety of work.

    • @applepine1048
      @applepine1048 8 років тому +2

      +Mephistofeles420 dude that video is awesome!

  • @saacinecrozma8317
    @saacinecrozma8317 4 роки тому +9

    "Always wear your PPE!"
    He was ahead of his time

  • @DrakDoesClips
    @DrakDoesClips Рік тому +2

    If that guy was my elder brother, I would never want a ceiling fan in my entire life.

  • @alextrusk1986
    @alextrusk1986 9 років тому +41

    This guy definitely loves is job

  • @mefuri_k
    @mefuri_k 5 років тому +12

    The reality is just slightly different from my imagination of 'metal construction', but I'm not disappointed

  • @luisagfo2637
    @luisagfo2637 4 роки тому +8

    At some point in this video for some reason my brain started recognizing his hair as a turbine

  • @TheKokendope
    @TheKokendope 3 роки тому

    I Revisited this many times over the years one of my all-time UA-cam favorites

  • @chrisgsauce
    @chrisgsauce 10 років тому +5

    I watch this video at least twice a day. SO METAL

  • @LittleVMills
    @LittleVMills 10 років тому +57

    that was hilarious! XD

    • @nekoroms
      @nekoroms 10 років тому +3

      yah now i'll smile for the rest of the week :D....too bad i have too short hair for that

    • @Mysticulum
      @Mysticulum 10 років тому

      could you do one of your next videos in this style littleV? :D

  • @notakim9185
    @notakim9185 4 роки тому +9

    When you put your favorite song for ringtone and someone calling you during job

  • @victordeltoro7400
    @victordeltoro7400 Рік тому +1

    Finally, a worthy opponent for corpse grinder