this video is honestly brilliant, an abstract masterpiece The first quarter keeps you on edge, with the static and strange occurances. It practically screams "SOMETHING SCARY IS GOING TO HAPPEN" The second quarter cools down for a bit with a semi-relaxing bus ride, only for all hell to break loose as the hippo throws the bus off a mountain and into a busy highway (or something like that) Then, the third quarter. Pure, abstract insanity. Everything just falls apart. Glitchy visuals, darker music, out-of-bounds footage, and most notably: a strange, distorted model of Sonic. It makes the viewer think "Oh god, here we go. Here comes the twist." You're slowly lead towards the door with a path of flames. Here it comes... The fourth and final quarter. The music comes to a halt, building suspense. And... Instead of abruptly slamming open like I expected, the door instead gently and slowly swings open, revealing... Sonic on a performance stage. The music kicks in. He holds up a microphone and points at the Elephant character we've been following, firmly stating: ✨"I'm Sonic! You're going to play in my Schoolhouse!"✨ What follows is the most cathartic tone-shift I've ever experienced. The music ascends, thanks to DJ Eggman. Sonic pops off, spitting the straightest facts imaginable. The audience is absolutely loving it. That Elephant is clearly in shock and awe at Sonic's impossibly high swag. In that moment, suddenly everything finally made sense. I just... GOT it. I understood EVERYTHING, and I was loving every second of it. To me, it always feels really special when a strange, abstract, hard-to-understand hellscape suddenly just makes perfect sense. The music slowing down in the intro. Sonic suddenly disappearing for a while. The weird static cuts. The intense bus crash. The old video filter disappearing at the start of the 3rd quarter. All that abstract madness. That weird creepy distorted Sonic thing. All of this? It makes SENSE now. It's all perfectly explainable. *It was all a stunt to promote the live debut of Sonic's rapping career.* Thank you, Sonic the Schoolhouse Engine. May your career be fruitful and glorious.
This is REALLY well made. The cover of the main theme is great, the crash is fucking hilarious actually. I feel like im on drugs. Where is hunter. Where is dad. Dad, where are you? Dad? Dad? dad? Dad?
I love how this started like wanting to be kinda scary but ended up becoming a very elaborated shitpost, good job
this video is honestly brilliant, an abstract masterpiece
The first quarter keeps you on edge, with the static and strange occurances. It practically screams "SOMETHING SCARY IS GOING TO HAPPEN"
The second quarter cools down for a bit with a semi-relaxing bus ride, only for all hell to break loose as the hippo throws the bus off a mountain and into a busy highway (or something like that)
Then, the third quarter. Pure, abstract insanity. Everything just falls apart. Glitchy visuals, darker music, out-of-bounds footage, and most notably: a strange, distorted model of Sonic. It makes the viewer think "Oh god, here we go. Here comes the twist." You're slowly lead towards the door with a path of flames. Here it comes...
The fourth and final quarter. The music comes to a halt, building suspense. And...
Instead of abruptly slamming open like I expected, the door instead gently and slowly swings open, revealing... Sonic on a performance stage. The music kicks in. He holds up a microphone and points at the Elephant character we've been following, firmly stating:
✨"I'm Sonic! You're going to play in my Schoolhouse!"✨
What follows is the most cathartic tone-shift I've ever experienced.
The music ascends, thanks to DJ Eggman. Sonic pops off, spitting the straightest facts imaginable. The audience is absolutely loving it. That Elephant is clearly in shock and awe at Sonic's impossibly high swag.
In that moment, suddenly everything finally made sense. I just... GOT it. I understood EVERYTHING, and I was loving every second of it.
To me, it always feels really special when a strange, abstract, hard-to-understand hellscape suddenly just makes perfect sense.
The music slowing down in the intro. Sonic suddenly disappearing for a while. The weird static cuts. The intense bus crash. The old video filter disappearing at the start of the 3rd quarter. All that abstract madness. That weird creepy distorted Sonic thing.
All of this? It makes SENSE now. It's all perfectly explainable.
*It was all a stunt to promote the live debut of Sonic's rapping career.*
Thank you, Sonic the Schoolhouse Engine. May your career be fruitful and glorious.
omg... perfect comment 💕💕
1:38 it went from VHS to HD right after the crash
i love the fact that all the kids stay seated during a literal car crash
1:15 bro wtf how bad was that car crash 😭😭
1:52 me after lobotomy:
also good work
FIRE IN THE HO-
Start: scary
End: A FULL ON RAP-
the ending was better not gonna lie
1:12 "wait who's drivi-"
This is super underrated, and it's a very great idea!!!
(Edit: Just saw it is an actual game, pretty cool)
Sonic's 3D model looks scarier than rewrites 3D model
0:26 did beta Mario just say yahoo??!!
what an acid trip i love this
2:22 I'M SONIC 🔥🗣
I feel like bro was trying to make some analog horror shit
Gave up mid way through and turned it into a shitpost instead
Anyways this is fire 🔥🔥🔥
2:31 What rhythm games does to a person.
They look like xploshi videos
This video remind me of YIIK
they had me in the first half, ngl
the crash makes me uncomfortable
Same idk why
Peter never had a rap song in his sonic schoolhouse copy- (/j)
COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is REALLY well made. The cover of the main theme is great, the crash is fucking hilarious actually. I feel like im on drugs. Where is hunter. Where is dad. Dad, where are you? Dad? Dad? dad? Dad?
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@@JeffTheBagel :(
WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL IS THIS?!! 😭
Sonic be spitting fax!
2:11 hey this scene looks familiar
spoopy!
2:19
The third half feels like a pamtri video albeit less cursed
Yes, there are 3 halves, meaning this is 150% of a video.
@@FB64_Fakebeta there can be more than three
@@Dracovenatrix but 3 halves makes 150%, or 1 and 1/2. So you probably mean thirds, not halves.
i like how this goes from a vhs and then to a fucking rap
What the-?!
Sonic Baldi?!!
How have I never seen this before???? This is my kind of shet…post ❤❤
Creepy video!
If the rap is there what happened with the bus crash? Did the bus just bounce in a bunch of trampolines? Or was that just a illusion
That was scary as hell
xploshi vibes
It feels like a nightmare
Sonic Schoolhouse.Sb2 guys
Is good end
WAT
what in the name of
this video is literally a shitpost, prove me wrong
Delete the gr in grass and spell it in the replies
1:13 ….Jesus..
1:21