if you do the same for garfield kart 2 next year (which i think is identical to the first one but it has online multiplayer, idk only ever played the 2nd one), i implore you to release it further after april fools
I still remember the day my friend boight me Garfield Kart for my birthday. I'm living that day over and over again. I'm in purgatory, I can't escape. Help
furious racing is actually pretty good, it's like a remake of the original but some annoying features such as the coin system were removed, it looks nice and plays well Would recommend
Honestly should've played Garfield Kart - Furious Racing instead, better than the original. You can actually get both games for like $3 most of the time via the Garfield Kart - Lasagna Bundle.
Since we're on the topic of good reviews of things most people dislike: I unironically love the movie Garfield Gets Real, and its sequels Garfield's Fun Fest and Garfield's Pet Force. - Probably my favorite thing about the trilogy is the original soundtrack. Even though it's direct-to-DVD, the score has the epicness of a big-budget Hollywood movie. (I'd put examples here, but UA-cam doesn't allow links in comments.) - The scripts are written by Jim Davis, so the characters are accurate to the source material (unlike the live-action movies). There's a lot of world building, and quite a few creative/inventive sequences, and exciting action scenes. My favorite part is the fire scene in the first movie, it's so intense. - It avoids a lot of clichés used in kids animated movies. There's no product placement, no annoying pop songs, no all-star cast, no forced character break-ups, no cringy fart jokes, etc. And speaking of product placement, there's a scene in the first movie that does a satire of cash-grabby franchises. - I understand that the CGI is not perfect, but I can't believe some people are comparing it to Foodfight. I think it's at least as good as the CGI in the first Toy Story. I think the character models look almost perfectly accurate to Jim Davis's art style. This was many years before Spider-Verse, so the whole "3D with a 2D style" trend wasn't a thing yet. It was unique for its time. The director is Mark A.Z. Dippé, who is a VFX artist that worked on Back to the Future 2 and Terminator 2. So he knows a thing or two about CGI, he's not blind. - It's very wholesome. Each movie has an emotional moment where Garfield learns a lesson. And there are many cute interactions between Garfield and Arlene. - I find it very memorable. There's so much potential for out-of-context memes, and stuff like that. It really makes me wonder why these movies are so obscure, they don't even have a cult following like Bee Movie or Killer Bean. I've made a couple subreddits for it: "GarfieldD2V" and "DippeMemes". FYI, the movies are free on The Roku Channel in 1080p. They're hard to find in good quality anywhere else. Don't trust UA-cam uploads, most of them are distorted in some way to avoid copyright detection.
Honestly, you've convinced me to give those movies a shot. I have a Roku and have generally enjoyed the small amount of Garfield content I've consumed, but I can definitely appreciate a well made kids movie. I'm sick as hell right now and my work won't let me come in, so I ain't got nothin better to do.
@@iMAOusuc They're also on Tubi TV. They were on Roku when I posted that comment, but sometimes they become unavailable... and then they're put back on again later. Roku can't make up its mind.
I made a Kart racing game "Ultimate Godspeed". Everybody keeps modify the race track by placing shortcuts and traps. Its basically a mashup of "Ultimate Chicken Horse" and "Mario Kart".
Saying Garfield Kart is a great game is a criminal understatement. Garfield Kart is single handedly responsible for every positive thing that has ever happened to the human race. The end of world war 2? Garfield. Humans discovering fire? Garfield. The creation of the universe itself? You better believe it was Garfield. Garfield is in our hearts and minds constantly, guiding us through life. Stray too far from Garfield, and you stray away from everything you love and desire. After embracing our lord and savior Garfield I understood all of the problems in my life, and corrected them with the help of Garfield. Garfield got me out of debt, brought my father back from the dead, got me a wife and two kids, gave me a successful business, and to top it all off cooked me a delicious lasagna. As I played Garfield Kart, I heard Garfield speak to me telling me all the secrets of the universe. I now understand that Garfield is the master of time and space, and controls everything in the universe. After all of this, you may be asking yourself "Why didn't Garfield prevent every instance of extreme suffering the human race has experienced?" and the answer is simple: there cannot be light without darkness. Garfield taught me that happiness means nothing when its all you ever experience. Garfield uses Garfield Kart as a tool to spread his greatness across the world, and for only 4.99$. The people leaving positive reviews on Garfield Kart are not joking around, but they too wish to spread Garfield's greatness. Play Garfield Kart for 2000 hours and you too may be enlightened by Garfield. So while you may see a terrible game with copied gameplay and awful graphics, me and many others realize what this game truly is: a gift from Garfield himself.
@@elgatogladiador7631 No, Garfield will not be mad. Garfield will be furious. The second you hit the download button on the sketchy website you will hear a loud noise outside, and go to investigate. As you walk out the door, Garfield suddenly appears in front of you. The words "I know what you did" ring in your head as your organs dissolve into a red puddle on the ground. Despite this, you are not dead, Garfield wont allow it. Instead, you spend all of eternity seething with pain as a sentient puddle on the ground. Does that answer your question?
@@waluigi6593 ok but what if i were to tell Garfield, right before he turns me into a puddle of red-ish bloody goop "Lord Garfield, i acknowledge pirating the relic that is Garfield Kart is heresy, but would thee really private a soul from experiencing the ascension to godhood that is this game if it had gotten no other option? Is this how thee treats thy followers, with eternal suffering, just because they did not acquire enough wealth?" Would he change his mind?
as someone who has played thousands of video games in my life, nothing quite compares to the majesty of this game. as far as i am concerned this is the peak, anything that comes after this game is just lesser.
I honestly would love to see you make a video on the negative reviews of darkest dungeon, like everyone there is literally just having the biggest skill issue of their entire life, it's fucking hilarious.
I bet these people probably somehow edited their steam profiles to add that many hours to the game. Either that or bought a new PC, just to infinitely have Garfield kart open
You know what I'm surprised that Peanuts never got a Kart racer. I already have a few Kart designs planned out: Snoopy's kart would be his Kennel, Lucy's would be her Psychiatric help stand, Schroder's would be his Piano and Woodstock's would be his nest, which he would share with his family. And I can't think of what Kart everyone else would have.
I personally think the sex scenes may have been too graphic but in my eyes they were a great addition to the gar wars universe, as the scenes show maturity and realism, showing how grand admiral garkin is a true sex legend and expands more on his character.
having played garfield kart: furious racing i can absolutely understand why both games have been tagged as psychological horror, because the controls, graphics, and frankly everything in these two games is terrifyingly bad. furious racing has scarred my soul in a way that i cannot put into words and if i had one wish it would be to erase this game from the collective conciousness i FUCKING hate garfield kart
I didn’t believe in god but on July 23, 2024 at 9:09PM central time I was born again. I bought Garfield Kart on Xbox on sale for $3.99, a whole 80 percent off! I quit work and cashed out my 401K so all I can do is play Garfield Kart. I love Garfield so much, I have a shrine of him. I convinced my friends to play it and now none of us can stop.
i had this weird experience with nikolodean kart 2; where i always thought it looked crap but then after getting a steam deck I found it on a key for 85p so I grabbed it and was shocked at how much I enjoyed it, mostly down to how good the deck is and how vibrant the colours are on there. i thought i might recreate that unexpected magic with garfield kart. the only 2 games i would say i have played in my adult life that were really not just bad quality but fundamentally awful are toy story 3 and garfield kart, and the latter makes the former look actually pretty playable by comparison. how does a game this bad exist nowadays and why does it have a pc port? i dunno if i'm being dumb cos i know some games just go on all platforms, but it feels like a console game having a pc port is sometimes like a stamp that the game was so good it just needed a perfect version on limitless hardware, seeing it on the eshop and ps store for years and then finding it on steam along with horizon zero dawn and halo mcc is so strange to me.
Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God (Please, God)
0:38 Is that edited? Because if this game came out in 2018 it would literally be impossible to have 48 thousands hours in game even if they were playing 24/7 from january 1st 2018, to December 29th 2023(which is several months in the future)
This was meant to come out on April 1st
Which part of the video isn't informative and dead serious? This has been the most educational and highest quality video you've made just yet.
dont worry your only like 1 day off its fine
Well crap
if you do the same for garfield kart 2 next year (which i think is identical to the first one but it has online multiplayer, idk only ever played the 2nd one), i implore you to release it further after april fools
You can't trick us, it was never meant for April 1st.
48k hours on garfield, 2000 full days, almost 5 years and 6 months. God, he must love playing garfield kart.
Positive review afterall.
Eh, sounds like he thinks it's pretty mid
I was like "WHAT THE F" when I saw it, lmao, and then I saw 52k hours
You good?
@@A7o36pr at math
The physic in this game is so realistic, NASA tried to sue it.
they should add Garfield to rain world
They already did! Just look at the gourmand!
@@Lepersama not enough Eldridge horror to be Garfield
@@randomwagtail4295eldritch not eldridge, a competitor to pepperidge
@@notnoaintno5134 thx for correcting my mistake even though it was 10 months
I still remember the day my friend boight me Garfield Kart for my birthday. I'm living that day over and over again. I'm in purgatory, I can't escape. Help
Purgatory? Sounds like heaven to me.
Garfield Kart is truly one of the games of all time
“Garfield is too sexy would not reccomend for minors.” -Dude with 68.2 hours in Garfield Kart November 12, 2018
Ok but the sequel is where the series really gets good
I’ve actually played Furious Racing as a joke with some friends. I can confirm that it’s an improvement on the original.
I've never even thought hours like these in a game were possible...
same.
0:15
Mother, Father! I made it onto a video!
Cool ig
furious racing is actually pretty good, it's like a remake of the original but some annoying features such as the coin system were removed, it looks nice and plays well
Would recommend
When I got both Garfield kart games on sale for 1.50 I had no idea I would spend over 40 hours on it. For me at least it’s genuinely fun to play.
This made me laugh almost as much as the video i watched moments ago in which someone put half life sfx over cat videos
Great comment
Honestly should've played Garfield Kart - Furious Racing instead, better than the original. You can actually get both games for like $3 most of the time via the Garfield Kart - Lasagna Bundle.
Yeah Furious Racing is pretty good
How did I not know this game existed until now?
How I wish I was so naive...
Since we're on the topic of good reviews of things most people dislike: I unironically love the movie Garfield Gets Real, and its sequels Garfield's Fun Fest and Garfield's Pet Force.
- Probably my favorite thing about the trilogy is the original soundtrack. Even though it's direct-to-DVD, the score has the epicness of a big-budget Hollywood movie. (I'd put examples here, but UA-cam doesn't allow links in comments.)
- The scripts are written by Jim Davis, so the characters are accurate to the source material (unlike the live-action movies). There's a lot of world building, and quite a few creative/inventive sequences, and exciting action scenes. My favorite part is the fire scene in the first movie, it's so intense.
- It avoids a lot of clichés used in kids animated movies. There's no product placement, no annoying pop songs, no all-star cast, no forced character break-ups, no cringy fart jokes, etc. And speaking of product placement, there's a scene in the first movie that does a satire of cash-grabby franchises.
- I understand that the CGI is not perfect, but I can't believe some people are comparing it to Foodfight. I think it's at least as good as the CGI in the first Toy Story. I think the character models look almost perfectly accurate to Jim Davis's art style. This was many years before Spider-Verse, so the whole "3D with a 2D style" trend wasn't a thing yet. It was unique for its time. The director is Mark A.Z. Dippé, who is a VFX artist that worked on Back to the Future 2 and Terminator 2. So he knows a thing or two about CGI, he's not blind.
- It's very wholesome. Each movie has an emotional moment where Garfield learns a lesson. And there are many cute interactions between Garfield and Arlene.
- I find it very memorable. There's so much potential for out-of-context memes, and stuff like that. It really makes me wonder why these movies are so obscure, they don't even have a cult following like Bee Movie or Killer Bean. I've made a couple subreddits for it: "GarfieldD2V" and "DippeMemes".
FYI, the movies are free on The Roku Channel in 1080p. They're hard to find in good quality anywhere else. Don't trust UA-cam uploads, most of them are distorted in some way to avoid copyright detection.
Honestly, you've convinced me to give those movies a shot. I have a Roku and have generally enjoyed the small amount of Garfield content I've consumed, but I can definitely appreciate a well made kids movie. I'm sick as hell right now and my work won't let me come in, so I ain't got nothin better to do.
@@iMAOusuc They're also on Tubi TV.
They were on Roku when I posted that comment, but sometimes they become unavailable... and then they're put back on again later. Roku can't make up its mind.
@@MusicDecomposer lol true
I made a Kart racing game "Ultimate Godspeed". Everybody keeps modify the race track by placing shortcuts and traps.
Its basically a mashup of "Ultimate Chicken Horse" and "Mario Kart".
This sounds interesting
I think this steam review series has driven hh² slowly insane
Saying Garfield Kart is a great game is a criminal understatement. Garfield Kart is single handedly responsible for every positive thing that has ever happened to the human race. The end of world war 2? Garfield. Humans discovering fire? Garfield. The creation of the universe itself? You better believe it was Garfield. Garfield is in our hearts and minds constantly, guiding us through life. Stray too far from Garfield, and you stray away from everything you love and desire. After embracing our lord and savior Garfield I understood all of the problems in my life, and corrected them with the help of Garfield. Garfield got me out of debt, brought my father back from the dead, got me a wife and two kids, gave me a successful business, and to top it all off cooked me a delicious lasagna. As I played Garfield Kart, I heard Garfield speak to me telling me all the secrets of the universe. I now understand that Garfield is the master of time and space, and controls everything in the universe. After all of this, you may be asking yourself "Why didn't Garfield prevent every instance of extreme suffering the human race has experienced?" and the answer is simple: there cannot be light without darkness. Garfield taught me that happiness means nothing when its all you ever experience. Garfield uses Garfield Kart as a tool to spread his greatness across the world, and for only 4.99$. The people leaving positive reviews on Garfield Kart are not joking around, but they too wish to spread Garfield's greatness. Play Garfield Kart for 2000 hours and you too may be enlightened by Garfield. So while you may see a terrible game with copied gameplay and awful graphics, me and many others realize what this game truly is: a gift from Garfield himself.
Will Garfield get mad at me if i pirate it?
@@elgatogladiador7631 No, Garfield will not be mad. Garfield will be furious. The second you hit the download button on the sketchy website you will hear a loud noise outside, and go to investigate. As you walk out the door, Garfield suddenly appears in front of you. The words "I know what you did" ring in your head as your organs dissolve into a red puddle on the ground. Despite this, you are not dead, Garfield wont allow it. Instead, you spend all of eternity seething with pain as a sentient puddle on the ground. Does that answer your question?
@@waluigi6593 ok but what if i were to tell Garfield, right before he turns me into a puddle of red-ish bloody goop "Lord Garfield, i acknowledge pirating the relic that is Garfield Kart is heresy, but would thee really private a soul from experiencing the ascension to godhood that is this game if it had gotten no other option? Is this how thee treats thy followers, with eternal suffering, just because they did not acquire enough wealth?"
Would he change his mind?
@@elgatogladiador7631 He would forgive you but as a permeant reminder of what you did he would melt a small patch of skin off of your face
@@waluigi6593 i'd be okay with that
as someone who has played thousands of video games in my life, nothing quite compares to the majesty of this game. as far as i am concerned this is the peak, anything that comes after this game is just lesser.
I just checked the reviews and they are real. Some people have wasted thousands of hours.
its called opening the game and running it in the background for hours on end
@@shadowyyCFH Oh. Yeah sounds reasonable.
probably bots
I honestly would love to see you make a video on the negative reviews of darkest dungeon, like everyone there is literally just having the biggest skill issue of their entire life, it's fucking hilarious.
i just love how he goes mental for 5 minutes straight
I bet these people probably somehow edited their steam profiles to add that many hours to the game. Either that or bought a new PC, just to infinitely have Garfield kart open
There's no way anyone played that much garfield ckart, still hilarious
The spiderman comment caught me off guard, holly shit that got me.
You know what I'm surprised that Peanuts never got a Kart racer. I already have a few Kart designs planned out: Snoopy's kart would be his Kennel, Lucy's would be her Psychiatric help stand, Schroder's would be his Piano and Woodstock's would be his nest, which he would share with his family. And I can't think of what Kart everyone else would have.
That would actually slap so hard omg
I personally think the sex scenes may have been too graphic but in my eyes they were a great addition to the gar wars universe, as the scenes show maturity and realism, showing how grand admiral garkin is a true sex legend and expands more on his character.
Garfield and Jon love eachother do much 😭
"too*"
-🤓
Only 48K hours? Rooky numbers. It´s like half my DayZ career.
Garfield kart racing is a souls-like
This game really does make you feel like spiderman
Garfield: Into the Garfield Verse
You can Tell this was made during the Garfield show years
They were right about how this game covers socio economic issues
*ALL HAIL GARFIELD KART.*
How do I keep finding you?!?!?!
Garfield Kart furious racing is the best game to ever be made
Graphics so good that my comepeter can't handle it. Is probably the best joke I heard in at least 2 months.
"I've never heard of Garfield" *SCP 3166 is in route to your location*
fun fact. garf is 100m from your location and approaching rapidly!
start running.
48K HOURS ON GARFIELD CART??????
the sound garfield makes is a laugh that he does in the garfield show. (i think thats what the tv show was called)
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED MORE AT A VIDEO. GENUINELY MY FAVORITE EVER
Garfield Kart - Furious Racing is unironically pretty fun. It has a bit of jank but none of the stuff mentioned in this video about the original GK.
having played garfield kart: furious racing i can absolutely understand why both games have been tagged as psychological horror, because the controls, graphics, and frankly everything in these two games is terrifyingly bad. furious racing has scarred my soul in a way that i cannot put into words and if i had one wish it would be to erase this game from the collective conciousness i FUCKING hate garfield kart
As a 100% skilled Mario kart enjoyer. This is a game I'm going to play 100% all the time
Right??
1:21 reminds me you should do bad stray reviews
ash lake music with garfield kart reviews is really something else
Garfield Kart: Furious Racing is pretty good actually despite Garfield Kart being ass lol
There's two of them?
@@_shivers lol yeah. And Furious Racing is much better
YOOOOOOOO I literally made the same april fools video! Mad respect for the garfield kart steam reviews grind 🥶🥶
I didn’t believe in god but on July 23, 2024 at 9:09PM central time I was born again. I bought Garfield Kart on Xbox on sale for $3.99, a whole 80 percent off! I quit work and cashed out my 401K so all I can do is play Garfield Kart. I love Garfield so much, I have a shrine of him. I convinced my friends to play it and now none of us can stop.
The Cars game on steam has the tags "Illuminati" and "LGBTQ+"
Well Lightning McQueen is like the Blahaj of the bi community so at least they got one of those right lol
I love your videos gosh dang man, I'm laughing too much
i had this weird experience with nikolodean kart 2; where i always thought it looked crap but then after getting a steam deck I found it on a key for 85p so I grabbed it and was shocked at how much I enjoyed it, mostly down to how good the deck is and how vibrant the colours are on there. i thought i might recreate that unexpected magic with garfield kart. the only 2 games i would say i have played in my adult life that were really not just bad quality but fundamentally awful are toy story 3 and garfield kart, and the latter makes the former look actually pretty playable by comparison. how does a game this bad exist nowadays and why does it have a pc port? i dunno if i'm being dumb cos i know some games just go on all platforms, but it feels like a console game having a pc port is sometimes like a stamp that the game was so good it just needed a perfect version on limitless hardware, seeing it on the eshop and ps store for years and then finding it on steam along with horizon zero dawn and halo mcc is so strange to me.
This video changed my life. Very happy.
What in the flying fuck did I just watch?
Thumbnail got me like *“what da heeeeelll”*
garfield kart is the greatest game to ever bless our mortal lives
was gifted this game for my birthday a during the pandemic, 10/10 would recommend
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brink's truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brink's truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God (Please, God)
John was reborn in a Russian toilet. Blood surrounding the toilet bowl. Garfield walking on the rims.
Garfield is a russian experiment
@@htwo1 sex survey results
5:30 it's metairony. He's doing a thing that no one does.
Listen.... You've been on Hello Jon, you know how weird the garfield fandom is.
"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"
Now this is the real Starfield we're talking about :)
This is it. Games are done. There's nowhere else to go.
Me trying to understand what happening
All these guys got several years worth of playtime
garfield kart is a guaranteed GOTY winner
0:38 Is that edited? Because if this game came out in 2018 it would literally be impossible to have 48 thousands hours in game even if they were playing 24/7 from january 1st 2018, to December 29th 2023(which is several months in the future)
Ok, i dont know why it said 2018, because it looks like the game came out in 2013, though maybe thats the mobile version
Its been out for a lot longer than that. But people fake their hours in games, so people can literally have 10 years of hours in a 10 year old game
Do a video reading the negative reviews of outward please my dream is this game get the popularity it deserves
Finally some good content
The raw sexual energy of Garfield has always unnerved me.
garfield kart is such a great game. i love garfield kart.
@pqst447 nice
babe wake up new htwo video dropped
100,000 hours is my time
My life is over
Now we need the Peppa reviews
THERE IT IT
THE OPPOSITE DAY SERIES
The people that are not hearing the ultrakill ost in the background have a sad life
Ikr
0:51 DON'T DO IT!!!
Garfield kart furious racing is a remaster of Garfield kart. Not memeing its like actually a scam
other people that play it : hypnotized 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
Me and batman: so cute HOW YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK ON US DONT YOU KNOW WE'RE DEAD INSIDE
bro, people are loving a copy of mario kart more than the original
playing Garfield kart with one hand
every time I here you end music makes me go play risk of rain 2
POINTING AND LAUGHING
okay you did garfield kart now do garfield kart furious racing
I thought you were joking, but the reviews really are that unhinged. Holy crap
(This was uploaded in April, i thought it was an April fools video)
Your best video yet
he has litteraly played for 48 k hours what the heck
if the goal was to read good reviews of a bad game why are you reading them of this masterpiece
Its a cult of sexy Garfield enjoyers
Who doesn't love Garfield kart
Did i see a katana ZERO? Interresting
game's pretty good
The sequel is actually a decent cart racer
Garfield saved my girlfriend from a burning building
Good humor, good vid. 👍
Hey! Good video there!
I'm only here because I got the game free in a grab bag bundle.
How can someone playing hour reach 5k
Steam reviews don't lie I'm getting Garfield Kart because I can.
Have you considered making one on pizza tower
At least furious racing is a banger