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  • @rogue_114
    @rogue_114 4 місяці тому +2245

    my main question is how do people not immediately go the opposite direction when they see an unrealistically jacked animal like a kangaroo

    • @justinandfriends8326
      @justinandfriends8326 4 місяці тому +159

      No offense to the kangaroo, but they shouldn't be this buff, lol. I always thought it was only the legs that were strong!!

    • @Gumbypokey100
      @Gumbypokey100 4 місяці тому +97

      @@justinandfriends8326 lmao fr, kangaroo used to need to be strong since Australia was way worse, but now a days kangaroo don't need it since they have no natural predators

    • @adidasfan360
      @adidasfan360 4 місяці тому +42

      If a female kangaroo Jack offered you to live in her pouch, would you accept the offer?

    • @editornoob4606
      @editornoob4606 4 місяці тому +68

      ​@@adidasfan360☠️ no?

    • @DenizenOfGalaxy
      @DenizenOfGalaxy 4 місяці тому +35

      We humans tend to usually be oblivious, More than often we underestimate predators.

  • @Yezpahr
    @Yezpahr 4 місяці тому +908

    The absolute "you think you're lucky, punk"-stance of kangaroos make them a fearsome creature to behold.

    • @akimbodice6955
      @akimbodice6955 4 місяці тому +14

      *do you feel lucky punk?

    • @ncp9095
      @ncp9095 4 місяці тому +10

      Kinda cool ngl

    • @StuffyHeart
      @StuffyHeart 4 місяці тому

      @@akimbodice6955He actually says “You gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, Punk?” - If you don’t believe me, go search for it.

    • @bettyboop3353
      @bettyboop3353 4 місяці тому +4

      @@akimbodice6955 uhhh Dirty Harry quote. Where you been?😂

    • @Jay-fy4ly
      @Jay-fy4ly 3 місяці тому

      Dumbazz pet owners abound!

  • @eg6gsr
    @eg6gsr 3 місяці тому +166

    So many people forget that wild animals don't see dogs as friendly, they see them as wolves, coyotes and other wild dogs that they either have to compete with or protect themselves from.

    • @brandonthemyth6331
      @brandonthemyth6331 3 місяці тому

      They know this dude; they are just shitty people who are only concerned about themselves. These are the type of people that will walk out in front of traffic and yell at the cars “Im walk’n here!”. Or use the N-word, then say they’re tired of people using the ‘race card’. These no-leash dog owners are some of the most abhorrent menace to society; i’m so sick of them.

    • @joelcastro2625
      @joelcastro2625 3 місяці тому +10

      Oh yeah they’re alike Dingoes, that’s why.

  • @kkumaii
    @kkumaii 4 місяці тому +354

    "OMG MY DOG IS BEING ATTACKED BY A KANGAROO!"
    *Whips out phone and records*

    • @PlaziRBX
      @PlaziRBX 4 місяці тому +18

      Why record? Just get the dog out the water!

    • @rip_bozo-lr1hf
      @rip_bozo-lr1hf 4 місяці тому +21

      "This is gonna be so famous"

    • @mnArqal93
      @mnArqal93 4 місяці тому +21

      The first response a lot of people have nowadays is to whip out their phones. Even people have been hurt (or worse) because someone chose to record instead of attempting to help.
      Same with a lot of animal videos, don't get people have such a phone brain.

    • @kkumaii
      @kkumaii 4 місяці тому

      @@mnArqal93 Fr

    • @baldyhardnut260
      @baldyhardnut260 4 місяці тому +5

      Why record the Kangaroo when you can go and box it

  • @atsf47legit
    @atsf47legit 4 місяці тому +395

    'This dog must have a death wish.🎅🎅🐡🐡'

  • @hellefur7861
    @hellefur7861 4 місяці тому +290

    Roos are use to be chased by Dingos, and they obviously don't discriminate against domesticated dogs.
    A canine are a canine aka the Joey eating enemy.

    • @Walter-vq3vm
      @Walter-vq3vm 4 місяці тому +1

      Roo: yea ur cousins and I played the other day, gave me s little nib but I've got a message for u come a little closer lemme whisper in ur ear chap.

    • @XavierEwing-mw3qp
      @XavierEwing-mw3qp 3 місяці тому

      I have 6 pit bulls so please don’t

    • @XavierEwing-mw3qp
      @XavierEwing-mw3qp 3 місяці тому

      And if my pit bull sees another animal our dog touching her puppy your desd

    • @XavierEwing-mw3qp
      @XavierEwing-mw3qp 3 місяці тому

      That kangaroo will be running

    • @Walter-vq3vm
      @Walter-vq3vm 3 місяці тому +10

      @@XavierEwing-mw3qp ur underestimate kangaroos mate u got any idea how jacked they are?

  • @dylanku0625
    @dylanku0625 4 місяці тому +468

    Kangaroos really are being tactical and some people think they are dumb. Why do people even walk their dogs without leashes?🤦🏽

    • @adidasfan360
      @adidasfan360 4 місяці тому +36

      You never know. Their dog could have the brain of a 26 year old woman and could have told her owner that if he lets her play without a leash then he could use it on her that night, which excited and conditioned him to let her go.

    • @destinedplaz
      @destinedplaz 4 місяці тому +25

      @@adidasfan360 bro ☠

    • @pourcelaine
      @pourcelaine 4 місяці тому +37

      Keep your dogs on leashes and your cats inside people don’t know the basics of domesticated animal ownership guys we’ve had centuries to get this right 🙇

    • @Pepperjbsb
      @Pepperjbsb 4 місяці тому +5

      Dog don’t need to be in leashes at the park they need to run but if you there a kangaroo don’t even let it near it

    • @hayato1886
      @hayato1886 4 місяці тому

      ​​​@@pourcelaineThe people that let their cats outside are the funniest to me. Especially when they bitch about coyotes or other predators killing their cat. Like, motherfucker what did you think was gonna happen

  • @SeductivePoetry
    @SeductivePoetry 4 місяці тому +103

    Kangaroo Jack? More like Kangaroo Jacked...😐😂

  • @1Nickel-Pickle
    @1Nickel-Pickle 4 місяці тому +93

    You think people would eventually learn “Hey maybe I shouldn’t leave my dog around a jacked fighting machine that doesn’t even have to go to the gym to obtain that muscular build.” But they never do, I can’t even say I’m surprised.

    • @Nagvanshieus
      @Nagvanshieus 3 місяці тому +3

      How can a kangroo be so ripped while eating grass and no protein?

  • @RandomGuy_FromYoutube
    @RandomGuy_FromYoutube 4 місяці тому +83

    "never follow a kangaroo into the water" NO SHIT SHERLOCK, THAT KANGAROO LOOKS LIKE A WWE PROFFESIONAL 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @IamMonikaDLC
    @IamMonikaDLC 4 місяці тому +145

    If you saw an animal that looks like IRL Zangief staring menacingly at you in water you need to *leave now it's a trap*

    • @1monthago
      @1monthago Місяць тому

      🎅🎅🎅🐡

  • @John-wf5dm
    @John-wf5dm 4 місяці тому +7

    0:06 looks like the owner's gonna be expecting kangaroo pups tonight

  • @LegendzAlwayzRise2K24
    @LegendzAlwayzRise2K24 4 місяці тому +70

    Who saw a video about a man fighting a kangeroo to protect his attacked dog!?

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 4 місяці тому +17

      Is that the one where he just decks the roo in the face and walks his dog back to the truck?

    • @DarkChaos1701
      @DarkChaos1701 4 місяці тому +2

      LMAO I love that one!

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 4 місяці тому +8

      He was so pissed off the kangaroo didn't even feel like proceeding

    • @Jaydot34.
      @Jaydot34. 3 місяці тому +4

      He was lucky there normally that would end real bad.

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@Jaydot34. Kangaroo was stunlocked by the sheer fucking audacity of that man.

  • @matejsteinhauser3974
    @matejsteinhauser3974 4 місяці тому +40

    This dog has no survival instincts, He Just Does not know it

    • @annabelconstantine1241
      @annabelconstantine1241 4 місяці тому +1

      I felt that way 2

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 4 місяці тому +1

      I mean to be honest dogs instincts come from wolves who never had to deal with kangaroos. The only thing stopping anyone from making the same mistake is knowledge of kangaroos not insect.

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 4 місяці тому

      ​@@wv5853dogs should not exist onlt wolves

  • @mattyc7156
    @mattyc7156 4 місяці тому +96

    It’s sad that this happens to dogs but like at the same time it’s kinda cool that they are smart enough to do something like that

  • @Gratios
    @Gratios 3 місяці тому +8

    Kangaroos luring pursuers into the water to drown them is actual nightmare material.

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 4 місяці тому +40

    The easiest way to avoid conflicts with wild animals is to assume that every wild animal is aggressive, wants to hurt you, and that you have no chances of fighting back. Easy. Never get into a scuffle with a wild animal again.

    • @Yzzami
      @Yzzami 4 місяці тому

      No chance of fighting back? That’s why we invented spears, blades, arrows, and the modern day gun?

    • @johndavis6719
      @johndavis6719 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Yzzamifax a 12 gage shotgun will handle any wild animal and other weapons.

    • @EonRifft
      @EonRifft 4 місяці тому +16

      @@Yzzami You're being pedantic. Her message is pretty clear, avoid confrontations with animals, don't assume you can pet or play with them.
      If I wanted to be pedantic I could say "We" did not invent any of those things, and not everybody is going to have a shotgun on them at all times.

    • @jefflight8188
      @jefflight8188 3 місяці тому +1

      Exactly ​@@EonRifft

    • @Tonystark-sg3dm
      @Tonystark-sg3dm 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Yzzamigrow up keyboard warrior

  • @bradyjones8263
    @bradyjones8263 3 місяці тому +16

    It is a subtle form of aggression to let a dog roam free. When something happens they say, "he's never acted like this before."

    • @johnchestnut5340
      @johnchestnut5340 3 місяці тому +3

      Some dogs are trained! I've seen them. They quickly obey 100% of the time. I'm more concerned with untrained people than I am trained dogs.

  • @dancing-monke
    @dancing-monke 4 місяці тому +95

    Kangaroo wantin to smoke them dogs pack😤😮‍💨

  • @thanurs
    @thanurs 3 місяці тому +11

    Kangaroos standing up be looking like a angry mike tyson 😂😂

  • @Goreboxian
    @Goreboxian 2 місяці тому +6

    0:11 what is bro doing with the dawg🤨

  • @stickyfox
    @stickyfox 3 місяці тому +2

    I've seen two Australian men get into fistfights with kangaroos. I think the kangaroos are the ones who need to watch out.

  • @Jimaco_77
    @Jimaco_77 4 місяці тому +14

    I think the kangaroo has worse ideas than drowning the dog

    • @morwickchesterham3875
      @morwickchesterham3875 3 місяці тому +7

      you think the roo was planning to doggy the dog?

    • @SSBBMario301
      @SSBBMario301 3 місяці тому +2

      @@morwickchesterham3875raw dog creamin so hard u can see the white in the water

  • @tcampbell1676
    @tcampbell1676 3 місяці тому +2

    This kangaroo looks like it lifts weights at the gym😂😂😂

  • @ericgomez9878
    @ericgomez9878 4 місяці тому +26

    What da kangaroo doin to da dog 💀💀💀

  • @ShawnF6FHellcat
    @ShawnF6FHellcat 4 місяці тому +11

    Forget Kangaroo Jack, this is freaking Kangaroo Jacked!

  • @DaneAnderson-j4c
    @DaneAnderson-j4c 3 місяці тому +2

    Kangaroos are literally straight out of a horror film

  • @CoachMike87
    @CoachMike87 4 місяці тому +8

    Roger from Tekken is about that life 🥊

  • @civilwildman
    @civilwildman 4 місяці тому +16

    I'm starting to get the impression that wild kangaroos are more dangerous than they are cute. =/

    • @KitKat-io1vx
      @KitKat-io1vx 3 місяці тому +2

      Wait, are there people who think they are cute?

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 місяці тому

      @@KitKat-io1vx , people find baby joeys adorable.

  • @danielleal6509
    @danielleal6509 4 місяці тому +34

    that kangaroo looks like its... ...doing something to that dog once it catches it

    • @DeadManWalking0
      @DeadManWalking0 4 місяці тому +17

      I kinda thought the same and was highly disturbed ngl

    • @RafaelLikesGames
      @RafaelLikesGames 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@DeadManWalking0same

    • @TypeS-Zero
      @TypeS-Zero 4 місяці тому

      Clappin them canine cheeks

    • @KRSRK
      @KRSRK 4 місяці тому +4

      LMFAO pause pause

    • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 4 місяці тому +7

      'This is a degenerate furaffinity fic, it just doesn't know it yet 💀'

  • @Spinoyt6166
    @Spinoyt6166 4 місяці тому +12

    Dababy the kangaroo from the urban rescue ranch: never thought my kind would be so cruel to my canine friends

  • @Gaster15
    @Gaster15 4 місяці тому +9

    Those kangaroos look ripped.😂

    • @buttarain27
      @buttarain27 4 місяці тому +1

      The males usually get like that.

  • @mrcheesesmith
    @mrcheesesmith 4 місяці тому +4

    Also when a kangaroo is boxing with someone they are usually playing, but when they balance on their tail thats when you know its a life and death situation. The roo has a claw on its feet that could slice your belly open or do some other serious damage if it got a good hit in.

  • @BeanerMan13
    @BeanerMan13 4 місяці тому +12

    Kangaroo Jack messed up our perception of Kangaroos

    • @The_NonDescript
      @The_NonDescript 3 місяці тому +2

      How?! Even the joey at the end had a powerful kick! If anything, the advertising of Kangaroo Jack messed up our perception of what Kangaroo Jack actually was

    • @BrandonSmith-rb1bf
      @BrandonSmith-rb1bf 3 місяці тому +2

      😂I said that the cartoons we used to watch never painted kangaroos in this way. I never knew the truth until now

  • @marcosgonzalez4207
    @marcosgonzalez4207 4 місяці тому +3

    An antropomorphic llama headed animal, +6 feets tall, with sharp claws in the hands, a long tail that sometimes works like a third leg, a bag to carry their babies and big muscles that allows them to grab and drown some mammals, they move jumping usually using just their legs... oh, and they are closely related to the koalas and the opossums
    Obviously, only in australia

  • @buttarain27
    @buttarain27 4 місяці тому +4

    Kangaroo was like, “you gon catch these hands, boi!”…lol.

  • @aquarispoot
    @aquarispoot 4 місяці тому +26

    The owner shouldn't be allowed to have dogs.

  • @MICHAELTUMANGDAY
    @MICHAELTUMANGDAY 4 місяці тому +4

    We've played enough Tekken, so we know how to deal with any Kangaroo BS that we may experience.

  • @rayl3103
    @rayl3103 4 місяці тому +4

    Unless you're that guy that punches Kangaroos. Australians just built different.

  • @rudawuiaa
    @rudawuiaa 4 місяці тому +13

    There’s a reason why the phrase: “Fuck around and find out.” exists.

    • @ShawnF6FHellcat
      @ShawnF6FHellcat 4 місяці тому

      And Australia is the boss level!

    • @rudawuiaa
      @rudawuiaa 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ShawnF6FHellcat Exactly.

  • @AlphabetLoreFan14
    @AlphabetLoreFan14 4 місяці тому +38

    I know right?

  • @Asura_productions
    @Asura_productions 4 місяці тому +13

    Crocodiles: "dont worry ill take care of him."

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush 4 місяці тому +6

    Leashes are a good thing, just make sure to keep your grip

  • @pixelcat29
    @pixelcat29 4 місяці тому +1

    You could be far away from all people and still need to be armed with weapons of self defense in Australia.

  • @gregorymasters5805
    @gregorymasters5805 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro those kangaroos are jacked asf 💀

  • @The_NonDescript
    @The_NonDescript 3 місяці тому +1

    Kanga and Roo were fictional stuffed animals. Kangaroo Jack had a more accurate depiction of kangaroos, and it was only 20 minutes of kangaroos.

  • @pocketsfullofdynamite
    @pocketsfullofdynamite 4 місяці тому +3

    The kangaroo knows what it is doing and that's terrifying.

  • @meloman12
    @meloman12 3 місяці тому +1

    Them boys always be jacked

  • @cavareenvius7886
    @cavareenvius7886 3 місяці тому

    That kangaroo body language screams "Im ready for a fight!". You don't have to tell me not to approach that. 😂

  • @robotdogwater
    @robotdogwater 4 місяці тому +1

    Thumbnail got me worried

  • @DoomWar1
    @DoomWar1 4 місяці тому +24

    People are idiots. Kangaroos are known to be aggressive when approached. If one of those dogs would have been killed, this lady would blame the roo!

    • @Yzzami
      @Yzzami 4 місяці тому +1

      Isn’t the roo the one that tried to drown someone’s pet?

    • @suchomimustenerensis5302
      @suchomimustenerensis5302 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@YzzamiThe kangaroo thought it was being hunted and defended itself.

  • @strawberrysangria1474
    @strawberrysangria1474 4 місяці тому +1

    Kangaroos are not the worst animal in Australia for a dog to find. If you love your dog, keep them leashed on walks!

  • @-obamium5320
    @-obamium5320 4 місяці тому +21

    Dogs need to give other animals their space. Same with porcupines, dogs try to eat them and as soon as they get a mouthful of spikes the owner start blaming the porcupine.

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker 4 місяці тому +3

      @allenvex_ blame the dog to

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker 4 місяці тому +4

      @allenvex_ a dog isn't a baby, it still has its own instincts

    • @cynicalmemester1694
      @cynicalmemester1694 4 місяці тому

      ​@@93ImagineBreakerDogs literally have the same intelligence as human toddlers. And what about the fact that they have instincts?

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@cynicalmemester1694 ​ and they have same one similar IQ a dog still isn't a baby/child and guess what we'd happily blame other animals for their behavior instincts or nota dog isn't some mindless drone it has some brains and will power

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker 4 місяці тому

      @@cynicalmemester1694 a dog is still a dog, they still don't think, act, or react like any toddler and surpassed by toddlers within a few years.

  • @DavidG665
    @DavidG665 4 місяці тому +2

    The kangaroo really said nah id win

  • @alsfan2161
    @alsfan2161 2 місяці тому +2

    Give Australians their guns back.

  • @cynthiasitri
    @cynthiasitri 4 місяці тому +1

    We found Australia's Dark/Fighting-type Pokemon.

  • @JamesStreet-tp1vb
    @JamesStreet-tp1vb 4 місяці тому +7

    Well, in all honesty, the dogs were the aggressor here. You can clearly see the black dog try to bite the kangaroo and got himself chin deep in shit. If the dogs had left the kangaroo alone, everything would have been fine.

    • @notme1255
      @notme1255 3 місяці тому

      You really don't understand dog behavior then. They were simply protecting their dumb owner, who let them be in such danger in the first place. The human knew better but still thought it was smarter to film it for internet clout instead of calling her dogs back to her away from the danger. Irresponsible people shouldn't own pets.

  • @Jeffthebaconist
    @Jeffthebaconist 4 місяці тому +1

    Bro’s buffed💀 0:31

  • @IcetitanGxK
    @IcetitanGxK 3 дні тому +1

    I thought the kangaroo was gonna doing sumthin else to the dog 💀💀🙏🙏🙏

  • @Healthliving1967
    @Healthliving1967 4 місяці тому +18

    Our kangaroos here in Australia are not aggressive like this until they are threatened. We have plenty of them on our property and they have never attacked anyone or our dogs. Having said that we have trained our dogs to stay away from Roos,they are not to be messed with and can easily fk you up if your not careful.

    • @lamsmiley1944
      @lamsmiley1944 4 місяці тому +2

      Yep, I've been around kangaroos my whole life and almost all of them are not aggressive at all. Although there is a big male that I walk past occasionally that definitely lets me know if he thinks I'm too close.

    • @notme1255
      @notme1255 3 місяці тому +1

      Clearly the dog owner in the video isn't as responsible as you are with your dogs, unfortunately. Irresponsible people like the one in the video shouldn't own pets if they're just going to put them in danger like that.

  • @HarkonnenMaster
    @HarkonnenMaster 4 місяці тому +6

    Mutts just cannot keep to themselves! They have to bother everyone including peaceful animals otherwise.

    • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 4 місяці тому +2

      Dependence on humans has made them weaker...

    • @sherrie553
      @sherrie553 4 місяці тому

      Facts mutants also gotta be sexually harassing everything too

  • @Fluttershiez
    @Fluttershiez 4 місяці тому +3

    People are so dumb, and worse, dogs suffer for it.

  • @Anrilunarianpebble
    @Anrilunarianpebble 4 місяці тому +1

    Meanwhile there's that Australian guy who squares off with a kangaroo and actually won.

  • @raymac5235
    @raymac5235 4 місяці тому

    That Kangaroo looks like a heavyweight champion. Seriously, he's more buff than I am! 😅

  • @WeaponXSigma
    @WeaponXSigma 4 місяці тому

    Roger from Tekken should've been a sign enough not to mess with Kangaroos.

  • @sporetv57
    @sporetv57 4 місяці тому +1

    Everyone thinks a dog can protect them from any animal until it gets killed by an animal that can crush your ribcage. This shit is so annoying.

  • @GunnartheGreat344
    @GunnartheGreat344 4 місяці тому +1

    That kangaroo tasting lead if he looks at my dog the wrong way

    • @wtichery
      @wtichery 4 місяці тому

      Hell yeah brother

  • @Sillygumbal123
    @Sillygumbal123 3 місяці тому

    Why's it look like the kangaroo is giving that dog the backshots of liberation 😭

  • @ash85376
    @ash85376 2 місяці тому +1

    we got dog getting backshots from kangaroo before gta 6

  • @lyricmammal3724
    @lyricmammal3724 4 місяці тому +4

    I wonder what it'd feel like to box a kangaroo. I know I'd lose, but how badly?

    • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 4 місяці тому +2

      I feel like if it started to lose, it would just start stomping you with it's unholy chun-li legs.

    • @ShawnF6FHellcat
      @ShawnF6FHellcat 4 місяці тому

      ​@@georgelincolnrockwell6248NO!!! Get that unholy affront to God image out of my head!!!

    • @7stringSkyline
      @7stringSkyline 4 місяці тому +1

      Ever watch a Jon Jones fight? 2 words, Eye Pokes.

    • @emilywenig4390
      @emilywenig4390 4 місяці тому +3

      Could end in a disembowelment

  • @doombeagle4262
    @doombeagle4262 3 місяці тому +1

    The real question is why did Australians give up their guns that could be used to remove anti-social kangaroos?

  • @derivative7117
    @derivative7117 3 місяці тому

    She was like "Not my dog! NARRRRRRR!!!! (Australian: NO!!!!!!) "

  • @SurgeAlloy
    @SurgeAlloy 4 місяці тому +5

    The real question is that why are they recording?

  • @Mirkuus
    @Mirkuus 4 місяці тому +10

    Dude got the foxy claws 4000 💀

    • @adidasfan360
      @adidasfan360 4 місяці тому +2

      Tonight is the night! You have done it! You nailed the interview and now you're heading to work as the night guard at Fazbear's Pizzeria from 11:00 PM to 6:00 AM. As you enter the building with your very own Fazbear keys and walk to the main room, you immediately notice how eerie everything looks. Dark room, empty chairs, nothing but electricity and machine noises. You turn on your flashlight to navigate this pizzeria. In the middle of the room, you look up at the stage and see them.. standing still. "So these three are responsible for entertaining families and children?" You say to yourself. You climb up to the stage to get a closer look at these robotic animals. You notice how shockingly tall they are. 7 feet? 8 feet? 9 feet, even? After spending minutes inspecting these animatronics, you notice that the main man, Freddy Fazbear is missing his iconic microphone. Odd, but not too much of a concern. You childishly do a mini jump off of the stage. Landed successfully. You are about to make your way towards your office until you realize that you can't forget about the fan favorite of the show: Foxy. Eagerly, you fast walk, not run, but fast walk your way towards Pirate's Cove. The purple curtains shut. That however, won't prevent you from seeing him. You quickly throw up the curtains to reveal.. that he is not here? "What the-" you say to yourself. Where could he have gone? Animatronics can't just move, can they? No! It shouldn't be possible.. but it is! It is not like they got rid of him; you saw him earlier today performing his part of the show whilst the children were hooked to his story. After checking the whole cove, you start to calm yourself down. You think to yourself that maybe he's in the Parts & Service room. When reaching the Parts & Service room, you hear a bunch of metal objects repeatedly making the same noise. Confused, you fling the door open to find Foxy.. "enjoying" himself. He immediately notices you pauses. Just then, you notice that he is using the missing microphone to help him. The two of you look at each other for some time until suddenly his jaw opens. "H-_-e--_____--l_----_p__--__m-_-_e" comes out of his robotic-sounding voice box. It is the Parts & Service room after all. He lays his stomach on the big, metal table in an oddly, cute position. You slowly approach him from behind as you see his eyes start to follow you. Soon after you unbuckle your pants, you hold his back, to which you then slow and steadily enter his own oily pirate cove. It slid inside him so well that he started to quietly let out some distorted moans as he grips his hand, holding the microphone tightly. You then start going faster and more rough as you explore deeper and even deeper in his treasure box. Your actions force him to let out screams of excitement as he is getting dominated. You turn him around and see black drips of oil coming out of his eyes. Foxy is crying tears of joy. He found someone who could finally relieve some stress from performing the same shows every day. When lifting his legs, he launches forward to hug you. His heaviness makes you fall to the floor with him on top of you. It is his turn to get rough. He placed his hands on the floor, next to your shoulder. In that moment, he starts carelessly riding you as you hold his legs. Each minute, he squirts a bunch of oil, which leaks all around your shaft. He gets super rough and reckless that you become concerned, worrying if he could break your precious flashlight. Your thoughts get slowly replaced with the sudden urge to concede. You try to tell him this, but the dam breaks as you shoot out a small geyser of white substance.

    • @SprinkledFox
      @SprinkledFox 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@adidasfan360 10/10

  • @moneymakerbanditsports8423
    @moneymakerbanditsports8423 3 місяці тому +1

    People are Stupid . That's Never going to Change.

  • @launcher126
    @launcher126 4 місяці тому +1

    I lowk thought this was an aggressive dog with antlers shaped as a deers face that hides underwater 💀

  • @zaikoji
    @zaikoji 3 місяці тому

    This video for the thousands of Americans who regularly encounter ripped kangaroos on their daily dog walks.

  • @andrelee7081
    @andrelee7081 3 місяці тому +1

    Ok, I'm just gonna say it, if you walk your dogs off a leash in Australia, then you're probably not the sharpest tool in the shed

  • @D-FENS_
    @D-FENS_ 3 місяці тому +1

    Roo looks like he just got out of prison

  • @VedantChaudhari382
    @VedantChaudhari382 3 місяці тому +1

    Lesson learned whenever i see a buff kangaroo i will become american 🔫

  • @UniDeathRaven
    @UniDeathRaven 4 місяці тому +1

    I don't get humans that harass Kangaroo's. Have you seen them up close? That material is straight up from horror video games. The fact that Kangaroo does tactical retreat to water speaks of their intelligence, which makes things only worse for you or your pets. 😂

  • @justinmcginty26
    @justinmcginty26 3 місяці тому

    Good advice. A roo got hold of my mum's dog and sat on her for an hour....Poor old Honey. She never stood a chance.

  • @paklani9078
    @paklani9078 3 місяці тому

    "standing there menacingly to assert dominance"

  • @WhiteWolfBlackStar
    @WhiteWolfBlackStar 3 місяці тому

    My grandpa said the same thing about raccoons! If an animal is comfortable in water, it WILL try to drown your dog! Maybe not beavers, otters, or nutria, but don’t mess with those raccoons!

  • @loneneotank.5687
    @loneneotank.5687 3 місяці тому

    Kangaroos suddenly remind me of the skaven from warhammer.

  • @gazratjackson
    @gazratjackson 3 місяці тому

    Never take a kangaroo to a dropbear fight...

  • @Alx864
    @Alx864 3 місяці тому

    It's not violent , it's just defending itself.

  • @contractslivid5118
    @contractslivid5118 3 місяці тому

    People really be surprised that wild animals mess up their pets.

  • @a_literal_brick
    @a_literal_brick 3 місяці тому

    Kangaroos are such weird creatures. They're like weird jacked rabbit-man hybrids

  • @carlsworld
    @carlsworld 4 місяці тому +3

    bro that kangaroo built like a raccoon grabbing trash when tryna grab that dog 💀💀

  • @hallowsbane
    @hallowsbane 3 місяці тому +1

    Wow I really thought the video was headed in a whole different direction 😂

  • @Pepperjbsb
    @Pepperjbsb 4 місяці тому +2

    They on the Juice DAMN

  • @Red.Rabbit.Resistance
    @Red.Rabbit.Resistance 3 місяці тому

    Humans should also do this when facing animals.

  • @WesleyTaylor-kz6dl
    @WesleyTaylor-kz6dl 2 місяці тому +1

    I live in Australia and these type of things happen 24/7

  • @findiwindles
    @findiwindles 3 місяці тому

    The 'Grey Man' has become popular recently, but the Grey Kangaroo is a cad and a bounder, and has been ending misguided canines for centuries.

  • @Plasmonix666
    @Plasmonix666 4 місяці тому +2

    IdkSterling's dog went missing (if he has or once has it), he doesn't know it yet. 🎅🎅🎅 *Moans*

  • @joecurry382
    @joecurry382 3 місяці тому

    It's been out there for at least 25 years with Rudy Giuliani 20 years with Mike Bloomberg

  • @radiokaizo
    @radiokaizo 4 місяці тому

    Dog: You save me!
    Uruguayan cow: This is a war buddy, don't sleep.

  • @Zamasu-op7zz
    @Zamasu-op7zz 3 місяці тому

    I thought the Kangaroo was about to get freaky.💀

  • @cyclonesama8147
    @cyclonesama8147 4 місяці тому +2

    Are Kangaroos usually that buff?