That sounds like my experience, except the school brought in someone who goes from school to school teaching this stuff, someone that seemed way less profesional or qualified than any of my other teachers.
Related to this there was this one kid I overheard in the 3rd grade saying that isn’t very Johnny Cash of you and I can imaging him having sex in a locker while the trumpet intro to Ring of Fire plays then him coming in a week letter with an STD singing it burns burns burns the ring of fire
Health class was traumatizing bro. Imagine going up to your friends, telling them that you've seen some things you can't unsee, but you can't even explain it, because then it'll be awkward.
In my Health Class our teacher showed us a video of HER having her baby. Worst thing of all, we all knew the kid in person because he was only one year older then us and in the same school. So yeah, I technically saw the birth of my senior (my school is from first grade until you totally graduate in 12th grade)
I remember a fifth grade puberty video and every boy left the class laughing to suffocation, and the girls had the saddest, most disappointed faces Ive ever seen.
My main problem with health class in the earlier grades is that they sugarcoat it a lot. Like I get that you don’t want to make things too awkward, but like, the subject itself is already awkward, even when you sugarcoat it, so why not give it to them straight and at least guarantee that kids will walk away with something important learned?
Right!? Like, my friend had to go on a training camp as a part of a co-curricular she did, and she got taught properly without sugar-coating it, then I looked back on what we learnt in class and it’s crazy how little we actually learnt.
When I was in 6th grade, my math teacher straight up told us that the reason why the AC was always on is so he doesn't have to smell anyone's body odor.
@@loaf1verse because school is a way to train young kids to be another cog in the machine. School isn’t a place of learning, especially today with the agenda of a certain alphabet mafia being pushed.
My memory of health class is this: I remember everyone was dreading the day, and my teacher told us to be respectful, it's ok to giggle, etc. I sadly already knew everything she was going to say, so I embraced the inner English nerd in me and started typing random shit on a Google doc. Whether it was Shakespeare or how many leaves are in the world, I was creating a distraction for myself. My teacher started showing, well, images, the kids were being annoying and gigling, and my teacher looked at me and said "oh, are you already asking questions? (She linked a private question website thing) I told her "no, I just don't have to know this again because I already know, so I'm going to type and ignore this) And she thanked me for my honestly and let me continue This tool longer than I thought to type, but that's my story on health class.
Our middle school class was actually quite tame with health discussions. Our high school health classes though, oh man. The class would phrase the terminology as inappropriately as humanly possible. And for CPR health, surprisingly tame, but we have that one kid that decided to start making out with the CPR dummy. I did laugh at that one though. Also modern health classes are now 99% don’t do drugs, don’t vape, etc. and 1% everything else.
Had this in fifth grade, I didn’t care about “wet dreams” “downstairs” or deodorant, I just wanted to head back outside and play kickball with the homies
If I’m being honest, I was always scared of having wet dreams cuz I thought I would pass out, I’m still skittish to this day even though i never had it ☠
Before getting "The talk" I knew that babies come from your Mom's belly mainly because my mom used to work at a hospital, but I used to believe that a baby just spawned in the mom's belly whenever she was ready to have kids. I was scarred for life when me and my class watched a well detailed documentary lecturing us about how babies are really made. The pictures are STILL burned in my memory.
One time, my health teacher demonstrated why people want babys. The health teacher speed run 100 squats, and then yelled "MY PREGNANCY TEST IS NEGATIVE 😭" which made me scarred for life. Then I had to take it again, yet again, she scarred me. I had to watch birth, while she talked over using words like rad, dope, or wack. Swear to God my health teach would make a great south park character💀
I remember in my 5th grade health class, they showed us a video explaining everything and I remember it saying "During puberty, girls get moody" and tiny 5th grade me was like "Bitch I don't believe that" And tbh I still don't. I think we get moody because life becomes very stressful at this age, and instead of people trying to comfort us and help us they just say "Oh, they're just moody" and move on. I could be very wrong about being moody and puberty and stuff, but this is my personal opinion. Tbh I think people need to try helping kids through tough times instead of just saying "They're moody" and vertending like that's the problem. I especially am saying this because for most people puberty starts at around the same time you have to start doing new things and trying to adjust to that can be really hard for people, so they start acting moody.
Health class is one of the few classes that I enjoyed learning about because it actually taught me stuff that would be useful. In middle school it was basically "drug bad". In highschool though they taught us a lot of stuff. Obviously we were taught stuff like puberty and stds, but we were also taught about mental health, fitness and nutrition, and actual dangers and effects of schedule I and II drugs. Also helps that the teacher was chill and relatable.
I kinda think everyone should be in the same room, no matter how awkward. It helps people learn about what both their sex and the opposite sex go through. This is good for if you get together with someone who hasn’t been educated, so you can help teach them. Also good for teaching your kids through an educated lens instead of learning from google five minutes ago
In primary and currently secondary school (high school for the americans). I live in ireland maybe thats why were in the same class diffrent school system etc.
5:50 my teacher did a game like this but with dyed green water. Basically every round you’d exchange half of your glass of water with someone elses, and if your water turned green ya got infected. Shit was wild
I’m in 7th grade, and I did health class for the first time in 5th grade. The sexual health unit was probably the least bad in that year. We mostly learned about dating advice and healthy relationships. But the teacher at the end of class each day gave us a piece of paper where we wrote “anonymous questions.” The actual class wasn’t to bad, but the questions were wild bro. When the teacher shared them the next day, some people asked what does a vagina taste like, and even a person asked what a “gyatt” is 💀
My health class in high school, aka my first real health class, the teacher was pretty young (mid-20s or so), and she was super chill. She'd crack jokes and didn't stop people from talking about the topic. So that class was actually enjoyable
In my state, every freshman in high school has to take a health course for half a year. God, was it dreadful. I remember the three units we had: Mental Health, Sexual Health, and Drugs and Alcohol. The MH and drugs unit were good, but the sexual health unit sucked. I remember when we had a test on sex and how many of my classmates miserably failed it.
@@bzgamer41 we don't have that in Russia (as well as most of Europe), and it... kinda sucks, because a lot of people are getting surprised by different "tricks of human body"
i remember the nurse coming in, all the male fourth graders we're in my homeroom, while the females went to a different room. God, we were all laughing at that puberty video! We were warned but, WE COULDN'T HOLD THAT IN.!
That reminds me that when I was in 5th grade, randomly in the middle of the day, my teacher sent the boys to lunch earlier because she wanted to "talk to the girls." So we were standing in line, confused. 10 minutes later, the girls came back and obviously we were trying to figure out what happened, but they couldn't say. I still don't know what it was.. (dun dun dun!)
I did an STD card game type thing in both 8th and 9th grade too but it was supposed to illustrate how fast they can spread so we had to “sleep” with a certain amount of classmates and see how many STDs we had at the end 😭
People in my old middle school would pulverize them and inhale the powder to blow it out like a smoke. I know because I was known as "the smartie kid". I mean every day like clockwork I would have a smartie on me, was probably worse for me than a cigarette honestly SMH.
Omg when I was in 5th grade we played math bingo and my teacher was giving out smarties as one of the prizes and half the class wanted the smarties so they could snort them and my teacher had to take them all away 😭😭😭
I remember in seventh grade during a health class they were going over how the reproductive organs worked and I was disturbed to say the least…I think I was on the verge of legit having a mental breakdown that I had to leave the classroom.
I used the quadratic formula to turn an electric resistance + arduino into a thermometer . I measured points (tension in function of temperature), put them on a graph , asked the software (excel or regressi) to do a polynomial interpolation. It did the interpolation and gave me the function, I did reverse the equation to obtain temperature in function of tension . It was for my internship that I had to do in my electrical engineering curriculum (the subject was to make a battery management system, so I had to shut off the alimentation if the current/tension/or temperature was to high) (also had to equilibrate the tensions between18650 batteries).
In 6th grade my class had this lesson and for some goofy reason, i yelled out "why do we need to know this" in front of everyone, including my teacher who already didnt like me very much. Also they didnt separate boys and girls so were just sitting there trying to learn about diks but all we can hear is the girls do stupid giggle noises. Also also in 9th grade we had a more R rated version lesson but it wasnt a nurse or urologist or an abortion doctor teaching us, but instead we had a fkin police officer explain how nutting works to us.
At that point I feel like they’d just play PH on the smart board if they show 9th graders an R rated explanation on nutting and have an officer come in to explain it
Ye exactly, how did school think it’s a good idea to teach such mature topics to little teenagers? I’m not trying to be rude here but showing women giving birth with no censors in school is beyond normal, it’s fuckin weird
@@ankushparmar2662 i remember some loser saying that "lgbtq+ being pushed on children and sex ed at school si not grooming!" like dude your parents should be telling you this stuff and they shouldnt be showing real footage of it
in my school, when they mentioned the eggplant, the whole room of like 15-20 boys starting laughing like horses and the teacher tried to calm us down, but we couldnt
I remember in my health class we were going to play a lil game thing, and while the teacher was explaining she said "I'm going to give you all STDs" and we were all saying the typical things you'd expect from a room of 8th graders
4:39 My sister is currently in school to be a meturnity nurse, and when she shared with a C-section really entails, I was traumatized just by the thought of it.
Oh no I found some old medical documents my mom had that went into detail describing my birth. September 17, 2006 must have been one hell of a day considering all that happened then.
Dude in my health class for some reason THE BOYS AND GIRLS STAY IN THE SAME CLASSROOM, AND WHAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE, IS THAT THE SEATING PLAN IS BOY GIRL BOY GIRL, WHICH MEANS, WE SIT NEXT TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER WHICH MAKES 100X MORE AWKWARD.
My health class experience was learning about organs and staying away from drugs. Then I went to high school and it was vague sex-ed with barely any resources or material to work with. The only other sex-ed we got was a full week of learning about consent. The ONLY good part was the consent lessons but they were taught too young so nobody cared and they encouraged zoning out. Like, bro. This is arguably the most important part and you're telling the students to zone out?
I've only taken health class in high school but by then I already knew more than any kid should be legally aloud to know. So my teacher was interesting as she would say "while drugs are bad I'm not gonna be the one to tell you no, it's your choice at the end of the day". Ironically though if you snickerd if she said v****a or p***s you got sent to the hallway
Bro in our school 8th grade we all had to put the "Wii remote jacket" on a wooden stick, one of the girls ended up with AN ACTUAL "TOY". But other than that I was pretty emotionless during the class (even with the special organ stuff)
Imagine you have a good day and when you go into Health Class, your teacher turns a video of puberty in front of 25 people, and to make everyone uncomfortable and unpleasant.
My health class was taught by the basketball coach, so he just told you to skim through the book and answer the questions in the back, and he would blindly grade the tests and gives you at least a 97 no matter what.
Bro I'll say it, health class regardless of what ya learning about will forever be awkward and strange to be in, it don't matter what yall learning about it be wild in those classrooms.
(4th)Lol I already knew about periods quite a bit so I was unfazed UNTIL SHE STARTED GOING OVER THE PARTS. When she got to the Cl!+ I was sweating because REASONS. (Oh yeah, I didn’t get a bag either soooo yeah, I hadn’t and still haven’t gotten it sooooo yeah)
yeah we learned about puberty for one day in like 6th grade and that was it. never again. now that i'm in health class in 9th, we're learning about drugs and vaping and why they're bad because of the sheer amount of people vaping at school. just made a presentation on a drug i've never heard of before because all the good ones like mushrooms, crack, and ketamine were taken
in my health class, we did it all together. In “that” unit, the only thing we learned about was the male reproductive system. We legit didn’t learn a thing about the opposite gender, even though both genders were in the room. i love equality we’re so courteous to women now that this happens?
I think I got blessed and cursed of not having Health Class, like here in Romania we don't have that, but I learned the hard way about child birth and all of that garbage from none other than... UA-cam, YEAH, I still remember VIVIDLY during middle school times, watching a random video after searching something on Google, that led me to youtube, and learned the hard way "how kids are made". Just thinking of it again makes me just want to scream inside from the image I've seen. And some might wonder HOW? welp, let's just say before 2013 you could gotten away with A LOT OF STUFF on YT.
When we had our health class, i had a dentist appointment. So i got to go early. My friends later told me that they say a literal picture of a... Uh... 'Boy part'. Ive never been so happy about a dentist appointment 💀
haha my health class in fifth grade was a vibe, me, my friends, and the teacher just joked around about having periods and what the vagina looked like on the paper
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I ate ramen with a spoon
@@Yogurtenjoyer341 I poured a hot cup of tea on my dad
@@Yogurtenjoyer341 that works too
@@burdieofficial your the best swearing youtuber I seen lol
Unfortunately I was one of those kids that found what “The Hub” was at like 9 years old. The world messed up our generation.
Fr bro
by 5th grade half the class(including me) knew what e621 was💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
same 💀
@@radustana or rule 34💀
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“I was curling up into a ball.” Homie, you are a ball.
This is the best comment here
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Fr 😭
Ah, health class. Where you sit in a room with 20 other people while some middle aged alcoholic teacher teaches you about puberty. Whats not to love?
That sounds like my experience, except the school brought in someone who goes from school to school teaching this stuff, someone that seemed way less profesional or qualified than any of my other teachers.
Everything
We didn't even have that shit
WHY AM I FINDING OTHER GD PEOPLE IN THESE COMMENTS SECTIONS????
My health teacher was a recovering stroke victim, so he had a motive to teach others to be healthy
Imagine you're sleeping all class and you wake up and hear the teacher say
"Who has chlamydia?" 💀
Related to this there was this one kid I overheard in the 3rd grade saying that isn’t very Johnny Cash of you and I can imaging him having sex in a locker while the trumpet intro to Ring of Fire plays then him coming in a week letter with an STD singing it burns burns burns the ring of fire
@@TranslucentGanon XD
LOL and if they know what that is then
and you fall asleep again and go "haaa me me me me"
I found you while scrolling through comments 💀
Health class was traumatizing bro. Imagine going up to your friends, telling them that you've seen some things you can't unsee, but you can't even explain it, because then it'll be awkward.
Agreed i hated that class with a burning passion!
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I saw a diagram of a p€nis 💀
I even had to do it in my fourth grade and nobody wanted to do it again and we had to do it for our 5th and sixth grades as well
"You either have a hole or a pole"
-a wise man
“STD card game” is a phrase I never thought I’d hear in my life
What’s std
I have clemidia! Wait, I mean the card!
@@felixisme1239 sexually transmitted disease, its virus’s you get while having sex, and its most likely HIV (aids) and is the 3rd most dangerous virus
@@felixisme1239Disease transmitted through...
I had something similar, but it was the drug abuse card game💀
In my Health Class our teacher showed us a video of HER having her baby. Worst thing of all, we all knew the kid in person because he was only one year older then us and in the same school. So yeah, I technically saw the birth of my senior (my school is from first grade until you totally graduate in 12th grade)
I am glad my health class wasn't like that 💀
doesn't that mean the kid saw himself being born
@@Innerste_ older so he probably senior.
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Om freaking hell
I remember a fifth grade puberty video and every boy left the class laughing to suffocation, and the girls had the saddest, most disappointed faces Ive ever seen.
Lol
I’m guessing they laughed to near death because of eggplants
@@GlowsticksEE Yes, especially at the “why does it get big” part
The questions my classmates asked after the video were so out of pocket 💀
nowadays boys and girls are taught together
The most distinctive thing I remember from 5th grade health was the teacher saying “the male and female fit together like a puzzle piece” lmao
h0rn0ph0b14 fr 💀
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tf
That’s a lil sneak peak of what would happen in 20 years after that💀
@@TheMightyFuze9230 💀 is right
My main problem with health class in the earlier grades is that they sugarcoat it a lot.
Like I get that you don’t want to make things too awkward, but like, the subject itself is already awkward, even when you sugarcoat it, so why not give it to them straight and at least guarantee that kids will walk away with something important learned?
Right!? Like, my friend had to go on a training camp as a part of a co-curricular she did, and she got taught properly without sugar-coating it, then I looked back on what we learnt in class and it’s crazy how little we actually learnt.
Bruh
When I was in 6th grade, my math teacher straight up told us that the reason why the AC was always on is so he doesn't have to smell anyone's body odor.
Ikr
@@loaf1verse because school is a way to train young kids to be another cog in the machine. School isn’t a place of learning, especially today with the agenda of a certain alphabet mafia being pushed.
My memory of health class is this: I remember everyone was dreading the day, and my teacher told us to be respectful, it's ok to giggle, etc. I sadly already knew everything she was going to say, so I embraced the inner English nerd in me and started typing random shit on a Google doc. Whether it was Shakespeare or how many leaves are in the world, I was creating a distraction for myself. My teacher started showing, well, images, the kids were being annoying and gigling, and my teacher looked at me and said "oh, are you already asking questions? (She linked a private question website thing) I told her "no, I just don't have to know this again because I already know, so I'm going to type and ignore this)
And she thanked me for my honestly and let me continue
This tool longer than I thought to type, but that's my story on health class.
My whole class couldn't stop laughing it didn't help that the boy and girls weren't separated until the third lesson
@@Bolt451 lol exact same here lmao
Bro we didn’t even have “health class”
@@Monsterathecat same
Our middle school class was actually quite tame with health discussions. Our high school health classes though, oh man. The class would phrase the terminology as inappropriately as humanly possible. And for CPR health, surprisingly tame, but we have that one kid that decided to start making out with the CPR dummy. I did laugh at that one though. Also modern health classes are now 99% don’t do drugs, don’t vape, etc. and 1% everything else.
Had this in fifth grade, I didn’t care about “wet dreams” “downstairs” or deodorant, I just wanted to head back outside and play kickball with the homies
i was supposed to have it in 5th, but i never did 🧍
If I’m being honest, I was always scared of having wet dreams cuz I thought I would pass out, I’m still skittish to this day even though i never had it ☠
Before getting "The talk" I knew that babies come from your Mom's belly mainly because my mom used to work at a hospital, but I used to believe that a baby just spawned in the mom's belly whenever she was ready to have kids. I was scarred for life when me and my class watched a well detailed documentary lecturing us about how babies are really made. The pictures are STILL burned in my memory.
If the baby's come from their moms belly that's called a c-section my mom had to have one cuz if she didn't I wouldn't exsist
i learned at 5 years old, noone told me, idk how i knew
I only discovered the truth about where babies REALLY come from because of Giygas from Earthbound........WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, RIGHT?
@@kiminowak8295 eh I learned from god knows where but I knew in kindergarten
My mom told me that kissing caused a peanut to form inside when I was a fetus, now I know I was a C-section ☠
One time, my health teacher demonstrated why people want babys. The health teacher speed run 100 squats, and then yelled "MY PREGNANCY TEST IS NEGATIVE 😭" which made me scarred for life. Then I had to take it again, yet again, she scarred me. I had to watch birth, while she talked over using words like rad, dope, or wack. Swear to God my health teach would make a great south park character💀
I remember in my 5th grade health class, they showed us a video explaining everything and I remember it saying "During puberty, girls get moody" and tiny 5th grade me was like "Bitch I don't believe that" And tbh I still don't. I think we get moody because life becomes very stressful at this age, and instead of people trying to comfort us and help us they just say "Oh, they're just moody" and move on. I could be very wrong about being moody and puberty and stuff, but this is my personal opinion. Tbh I think people need to try helping kids through tough times instead of just saying "They're moody" and vertending like that's the problem. I especially am saying this because for most people puberty starts at around the same time you have to start doing new things and trying to adjust to that can be really hard for people, so they start acting moody.
Ever heard of hormones?
Your kinda moody tbh
the fact you said "bitch i don't beleive that" kind of confirms it
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Might be a combination of both
As a 5th grader, I can confirm this is 100% true
I'm I'm 6th grade and he is right
I’m in 2nd grade and my life is terrible in 2nd grade
@@NutrientNan how bro 2nd grade is so easy damn
@@Guy_that_likes_waffles check how old his UA-cam channel is
@@joelproductions23 bro made his channel before he was even born💀💀💀
yuhhhhh let’s go 😈
Bro how u have no likes
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LoneE what’s up bro!!
What the?
@LoneE Why did you put the evil emoji 🤨💀
1:45 the "WhaT's dEoDOrANt" got me laughin bro keep it up 💀🙏
The captions say one the yoga ring💀
Health class is one of the few classes that I enjoyed learning about because it actually taught me stuff that would be useful. In middle school it was basically "drug bad". In highschool though they taught us a lot of stuff. Obviously we were taught stuff like puberty and stds, but we were also taught about mental health, fitness and nutrition, and actual dangers and effects of schedule I and II drugs. Also helps that the teacher was chill and relatable.
I kinda think everyone should be in the same room, no matter how awkward. It helps people learn about what both their sex and the opposite sex go through. This is good for if you get together with someone who hasn’t been educated, so you can help teach them. Also good for teaching your kids through an educated lens instead of learning from google five minutes ago
That happened in Year 6 and FAINTED
@@theplanegod that happed to my class to we couldn't stop laughing
That happened to me in 2022 and at my table there's that annoying-ass boy being dirty minded (its the subject science instead though)
In primary and currently secondary school (high school for the americans). I live in ireland maybe thats why were in the same class diffrent school system etc.
SEXING TIME!!!
5:50 my teacher did a game like this but with dyed green water. Basically every round you’d exchange half of your glass of water with someone elses, and if your water turned green ya got infected. Shit was wild
OHHH my science teacher last year did the same thing to mimic how diseases spread, and I ended up being the one who started the entire infection lol
Our health class did the same thing @ BIRD CULT
Same and I ended up being the one spreading it lmao
@@L1MBO12 You became Patient zero. So cool
@@Endermania Yeah it was funny knowing that I was the source of the outbreak lol
Health class in middle school was different😂 keep up the great videos Burdie. Keep on making this underrated contnet
I’m in 7th grade, and I did health class for the first time in 5th grade. The sexual health unit was probably the least bad in that year. We mostly learned about dating advice and healthy relationships. But the teacher at the end of class each day gave us a piece of paper where we wrote “anonymous questions.” The actual class wasn’t to bad, but the questions were wild bro. When the teacher shared them the next day, some people asked what does a vagina taste like, and even a person asked what a “gyatt” is 💀
My health class in high school, aka my first real health class, the teacher was pretty young (mid-20s or so), and she was super chill. She'd crack jokes and didn't stop people from talking about the topic. So that class was actually enjoyable
In my state, every freshman in high school has to take a health course for half a year. God, was it dreadful. I remember the three units we had: Mental Health, Sexual Health, and Drugs and Alcohol. The MH and drugs unit were good, but the sexual health unit sucked. I remember when we had a test on sex and how many of my classmates miserably failed it.
Florida still best
why they teaching kids this
@@Injinct Idk, its just the law
@@bzgamer41 we don't have that in Russia (as well as most of Europe), and it... kinda sucks, because a lot of people are getting surprised by different "tricks of human body"
@@Injinct you want a bunch of high schoolers getting STDs before they’re 18
6:47-7:01 not only did it rhyme, but it was hilarious.
This vid was funny as hell. Keep up the good work! :D
i remember the nurse coming in, all the male fourth graders we're in my homeroom, while the females went to a different room. God, we were all laughing at that puberty video! We were warned but, WE COULDN'T HOLD THAT IN.!
That reminds me that when I was in 5th grade, randomly in the middle of the day, my teacher sent the boys to lunch earlier because she wanted to "talk to the girls." So we were standing in line, confused. 10 minutes later, the girls came back and obviously we were trying to figure out what happened, but they couldn't say.
I still don't know what it was.. (dun dun dun!)
4:31 Had me rolling LOL
I did an STD card game type thing in both 8th and 9th grade too but it was supposed to illustrate how fast they can spread so we had to “sleep” with a certain amount of classmates and see how many STDs we had at the end 😭
Gotta catch em' all!
@@algirdasltu1389that’s going straight to r/cursedcomments
Bruh wdf
Bro that's weird as shit
And the teachers expected all of us not to laugh 💀
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I laughed yet felt uncomfortable at the same time this was in 8th grade I think I’m in 9th now
I remember how I told my health teacher that people snort up smarties (candy) and she said it was dumb lol
People in my old middle school would pulverize them and inhale the powder to blow it out like a smoke. I know because I was known as "the smartie kid". I mean every day like clockwork I would have a smartie on me, was probably worse for me than a cigarette honestly SMH.
Omg when I was in 5th grade we played math bingo and my teacher was giving out smarties as one of the prizes and half the class wanted the smarties so they could snort them and my teacher had to take them all away 😭😭😭
I remember in seventh grade during a health class they were going over how the reproductive organs worked and I was disturbed to say the least…I think I was on the verge of legit having a mental breakdown that I had to leave the classroom.
0:05 “Buddha-cheeks” nice English dude
It’s a joke bro
As a 8th grader, i can confirm that HealthCare class is a pure torture.
I'm an 8th grader too and I never got health class
@@ShimmerismYTI'm going to 6th grade and I have health class
They tought us to how to sex with an woman and more unspokle things
@@ShimmerismYTi think that is only in america
@@debutiful1 no im from america and an 8th grader and we never got health class. though i did have biology in 7th but thats all.
My health class isn’t even about health the majority of the time it’s all about my teachers coffee addiction lol
4:09 what's going on i wanna see the fetus growing up. Had me rolling on the floor for some reason 😂
I used the quadratic formula to turn an electric resistance + arduino into a thermometer . I measured points (tension in function of temperature), put them on a graph , asked the software (excel or regressi) to do a polynomial interpolation. It did the interpolation and gave me the function, I did reverse the equation to obtain temperature in function of tension . It was for my internship that I had to do in my electrical engineering curriculum (the subject was to make a battery management system, so I had to shut off the alimentation if the current/tension/or temperature was to high)
(also had to equilibrate the tensions between18650 batteries).
Nice
Cool
3:23 drawing is mad accurate
4:41 homie on the left got so worked up turned black 🤝🏾🗿
*african American joke approval stamp*
last year in 7th grade, my health teacher was the goat and always did fun stuff he's even a first responder for Denali and Shasta
In 6th grade my class had this lesson and for some goofy reason, i yelled out "why do we need to know this" in front of everyone, including my teacher who already didnt like me very much.
Also they didnt separate boys and girls so were just sitting there trying to learn about diks but all we can hear is the girls do stupid giggle noises.
Also also in 9th grade we had a more R rated version lesson but it wasnt a nurse or urologist or an abortion doctor teaching us, but instead we had a fkin police officer explain how nutting works to us.
nice
That's WILD
At that point I feel like they’d just play PH on the smart board if they show 9th graders an R rated explanation on nutting and have an officer come in to explain it
Ye exactly, how did school think it’s a good idea to teach such mature topics to little teenagers? I’m not trying to be rude here but showing women giving birth with no censors in school is beyond normal, it’s fuckin weird
@@ankushparmar2662 i remember some loser saying that "lgbtq+ being pushed on children and sex ed at school si not grooming!" like dude your parents should be telling you this stuff and they shouldnt be showing real footage of it
When the teacher played a puberty video I was holding in my laugh so hard I thought I was about to pop a blood vessel
1:10 My favorite was the giggling and the guy telling them to shush
That is me fr
You always make the best videos and relatable content. Keep it up
5:44 In health class in middle school we had to also play the std game
I remember doing this in 5th graded, even the kid that was a super good kid was laughing, and a kid asked if "size" matters (if you know what i mean)
I know what you mean 🥵🥶🥶🥶
Oh lol you might have done same video I did.
in my school, when they mentioned the eggplant, the whole room of like 15-20 boys starting laughing like horses and the teacher tried to calm us down, but we couldnt
I remember in my health class we were going to play a lil game thing, and while the teacher was explaining she said "I'm going to give you all STDs" and we were all saying the typical things you'd expect from a room of 8th graders
I'm going to give all of you clamidia!
I'm taking health this semester (only need to take it once in my district to graduate) and I'm using this video as a roadmap for what to expect lmao
Pls keep making these videos, these are hillarous 💀🤣
4:39 My sister is currently in school to be a meturnity nurse, and when she shared with a C-section really entails, I was traumatized just by the thought of it.
Oh no I found some old medical documents my mom had that went into detail describing my birth. September 17, 2006 must have been one hell of a day considering all that happened then.
Teachers: WE HAVE TO BE SCHOOL APPROPRIATE
Also Teachers: Today we are learning about H*tler and Puberty
Dude in my health class for some reason THE BOYS AND GIRLS STAY IN THE SAME CLASSROOM, AND WHAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE, IS THAT THE SEATING PLAN IS BOY GIRL BOY GIRL, WHICH MEANS, WE SIT NEXT TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER WHICH MAKES 100X MORE AWKWARD.
My health class experience was learning about organs and staying away from drugs.
Then I went to high school and it was vague sex-ed with barely any resources or material to work with. The only other sex-ed we got was a full week of learning about consent.
The ONLY good part was the consent lessons but they were taught too young so nobody cared and they encouraged zoning out. Like, bro. This is arguably the most important part and you're telling the students to zone out?
I've only taken health class in high school but by then I already knew more than any kid should be legally aloud to know. So my teacher was interesting as she would say "while drugs are bad I'm not gonna be the one to tell you no, it's your choice at the end of the day". Ironically though if you snickerd if she said v****a or p***s you got sent to the hallway
Yes at 0:52 You are evolving, The Duck, Yes you are. :D
Bro in our school 8th grade we all had to put the "Wii remote jacket" on a wooden stick, one of the girls ended up with AN ACTUAL "TOY". But other than that I was pretty emotionless during the class (even with the special organ stuff)
0:52 relatable.Oh and health class about puberty started when I was in 4th grade 😥I died inside them
My health has boys and girls in the same class💀
Same
2:51 I can relate I have been on that ride before😂💀
6:00 my health teacher made us play that stupid ass game too lmao
Imagine you have a good day and when you go into Health Class, your teacher turns a video of puberty in front of 25 people, and to make everyone uncomfortable and unpleasant.
I'm so happy that we didn't have to roleplay as drugs in high-school (yet)
0:53 “am i evolving?” 💀💀💀
*Whats this? The Duck is evolving!
Your "ducky" has evolved to a "DUCK"
(yes this is a pokemon reference)
😂🤣😂🤣 I also replied to the video with the same thing!
My health class was taught by the basketball coach, so he just told you to skim through the book and answer the questions in the back, and he would blindly grade the tests and gives you at least a 97 no matter what.
Burdie doing the little kid voice is way to pure
7:43 if that happend to me, I WOULD YELL IT AND WAIT FOR THE POLICE😂
Bro I'll say it, health class regardless of what ya learning about will forever be awkward and strange to be in, it don't matter what yall learning about it be wild in those classrooms.
Bro health is the reason I was so late to be sexually active, those pictures are burnt into my brain
As a girl that day was traumatizing to say the least
And the girls got a bag too, at my school we told the boys we got candy :D
(We didnt get candy)
(4th)Lol I already knew about periods quite a bit so I was unfazed UNTIL SHE STARTED GOING OVER THE PARTS. When she got to the Cl!+ I was sweating because REASONS.
(Oh yeah, I didn’t get a bag either soooo yeah, I hadn’t and still haven’t gotten it sooooo yeah)
you got pads and tampons rigt
Nope.
4:24 my health class teacher refuses to talk about sex lol
We had to do learning about puberty with the GIRLS in the SAME CLASS 😭 it was awkward
Mans hit ‘em with the “and… he’s dead.” Tough day for a pimp.
yeah we learned about puberty for one day in like 6th grade and that was it. never again. now that i'm in health class in 9th, we're learning about drugs and vaping and why they're bad because of the sheer amount of people vaping at school. just made a presentation on a drug i've never heard of before because all the good ones like mushrooms, crack, and ketamine were taken
Was it methanphetamine?
@@Endermania you think i've never heard of methamphetamines? also thats like a whole category. it was mescaline
I’m in 5th grade and we learnt about vaping In 4th grade 💀
ive been thinking about *"cutting it off"* ✂✂
1:43 The way the kid said deodorant😂
"the yoda ring"
In my class, all the genders were together and everyone would crack up laughing
In 5th grade:
Teacher: were going to learn about the P**is
Everyone: WTF, WE ARE NOT 18 TO LEARN THIS STUFF
Saying 'Raise your hand if you got chlamydia' to children is so mad
I forced to watch it at school I still remember it today it isn’t pretty they show that in 5 Grade that there was disgusting 4:19
Wait ur telling me that that I’m gonna have to do THAT IN GRADE 5 IM ONLY FRICKING TEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
in my health class, we did it all together. In “that” unit, the only thing we learned about was the male reproductive system. We legit didn’t learn a thing about the opposite gender, even though both genders were in the room.
i love equality
we’re so courteous to women now that this happens?
THE WAY YOU SA8D BOOTY CHECKS IS SO FUNNY-
The first time I ever went into health class about puberty i just could not stop laughing
0:05 why is the "health class is booteh cheeks" part getting me😂
0:10 The doctor seems more awkward
2:08 he probably sweat or its something else...
Not if she is a she
THAT MAKES IT MORE@@angelman69
7:03 um actually, it's reporting 🤓
Imagine walking in the hallway and then you hear “he’s not conscious, call 911”💀
I think I got blessed and cursed of not having Health Class, like here in Romania we don't have that, but I learned the hard way about child birth and all of that garbage from none other than... UA-cam, YEAH, I still remember VIVIDLY during middle school times, watching a random video after searching something on Google, that led me to youtube, and learned the hard way "how kids are made". Just thinking of it again makes me just want to scream inside from the image I've seen. And some might wonder HOW? welp, let's just say before 2013 you could gotten away with A LOT OF STUFF on YT.
Another W keep up the good work bro I love your vids ❤
Thank you
This bird has had a wacky life.
Wait….you separated the girls and boys for the first health class?
When we had our health class, i had a dentist appointment. So i got to go early. My friends later told me that they say a literal picture of a... Uh... 'Boy part'. Ive never been so happy about a dentist appointment 💀
The worst part about this is in my school is the boys learn about the girls WITH THE GIRLS IN THE SAME CLASSROOM and vice versa
1:54 I have that exact remote💀💀
Same
Same
Same
At 3:50 he sounds like Richard from the amazing world of gumball
True
3:53 actually
😭 bro
0:16 I've past 5th grade and haven't had this class. We had a Nodrugs class in 7th.
haha my health class in fifth grade was a vibe, me, my friends, and the teacher just joked around about having periods and what the vagina looked like on the paper
In England we just learn all this stuff in our first year of high school (11-12)