That actually happened to me. I was accused of a crime when I casually waved to a pair of police officers. I was accused of assaulting a mother and her infant. The police said that I matched the description exactly. 6 foot 1, white male with dirty blonde hair, white shirt, and gray shorts. After a long conversation I was able to prove I did not do anything and they let me go.
fun fact: one of the reasons for intrusive thoughts is so you realize the danger of the situation, and act more carefully. example: "I could drop this baby right now" and so you hold on to the baby more carefully.
Then why the fuck does my brain instead say « I should drop this baby, I would be satisfied if I did it. » or « I want to scream at the face of the teacher that I want to do the dirty with her, I would be relieved if I did that »
I am not saying this to make a joke, this is literally just proof that intrusive thoughts are weird and helpful. A few days ago, I genuinely had to argue with myself as to why I shouldn’t bite off my finger. It took maybe 15 minutes of me with my teeth on my index finger to convince myself “you know maybe I shouldn’t do that” and then the next day I had to use that very same index finger to get a piece of food out of a kids throat.
As soon as you mentioned Mario Bros Wii, I groaned "oh, no..." because there's a special kind of rage/crazy that happens when you play that game or the other ones with 4 player co-op. It's either a blast with folks dying on purpose and cackling like a Lion King Hyena OR it's a nightmare of yelling and try harding until everyone goes in the Bubble on purpose and everyone rage quits so nobody catches a Case.
A lot of people think intrusive thoughts are cute things like singing in class or dancing on the Starbucks counter or cutting your hair at 3 AM. I remember the "my intrusive thoughts won" trend last year. I'd always get annoyed anytime someone said that. I'd say "no, that's not intrusive thoughts. You don't want intrusive thoughts". Intrusive thoughts are these horrifying pictures in your brain of doing things like hurting your loved ones out of nowhere in really horrifying ways. When those thoughts would pop into my head, I just wanted to scream to drown them out. I never did, but it's so bad that I'd MUCH rather deal with the humiliation of screaming and crying out of nowhere in public than continuing to be antagonized by those thoughts. I'd never hurt anyone I cared about, at one point I was so afraid of doing it on impulse that I was tempted to chop my fingers off to make the danger go away. I never attempted that, it was just a thought (not intrusive, but more an impulse I ignored) but the fact that there was a temptation to do that just to keep my family safe is really scary. What helped me was when I learned that intrusive thoughts aren't our desires, but our fears. It's something we're absolutely terrified of, our worst fear. Realizing it's more like remembering a nightmare than secret dark desires helped me put them into perspective. I've had the other, more common ones like "what if I stick my tongue in that electrical outlet?" then instantly my rational brain replies "no, Ankhara, that's stupid" so those never had the awful impact. That's why anyone saying "my intrusive thoughts won" annoys me so much, it brings back terrible memories of fears I had in my teen years, the idea of any of those fear-based thoughts "winning" was a phobia of mine.
I’ve already decided that I’ll never even try drinking or smoking, but the other night, some of my family members got drunk, and I had one of those “curiosity” intrusive thoughts about what would happen if I drank with them. Luckily, I didn’t let the intrusive thoughts win. Although, I’m not old enough to drink anyway.
Same I'm 100% not smoking,vaping or anything illegal if you know what I mean. But I do drink in small amounts but nowhere near enough to get drunk. Like a small glass of wine
Growing up and even today, I’ve always had a problem with feeling anxious about the cops even tho I’ve never had a bad experience with them, I still worry about them coming after me
Kinda relate, for me its fearing I could be accidentally breaking the law at this moment without realizing when a cop is near. No idea what the crime would even be
when i was little i had a furby that i had this intrusive thought to put it in water, even tough that would kill it. the thought got so bad that I had to hide my furby from myself.
I let my intrusive thoughts win once, and it felt so satisfying. This one guy in class kept talking about me behind my back in a diffrent langauge, he didnt know i understood what he said so one time i got so pissed that i slapped his face 💀
I've had some injury intrusive thoughts. Like whenever I have my knife with me to mess with, I would have the intrusive thought of wanted to either cut myself or stabbing myself. I'm not depressed or anything like that, it's just the thought of doing it. Another intrusive thought that I had was flashback/violent intrusive thought(s). When I was in 7th grade, me and my friend was massing with each other. But he took my pencils and put it in one of the orange chairs and closed it. I thought that I wouldn't be able to get my pencils back, so I took a sharpen wooden pencil and stabed him in the top center of his hand. I somehow didn't get suspended, but everytime I get a flashback of that, i'm just like why was I like that back then
The knife one is relatable, I'm happy to know I'm not the only one lmao I thought something was wrong with me, I ain't depressed either but I just want to cut something or just see how good I can handle pain, it's weird tbh
I’ve had chronic anxiety for almost a decade now. My intrusive thoughts are so frequent and intense that I have to calm myself down by singing Here Comes a Thought from Steven Universe, usually in my head but sometimes out loud. Sometimes, my intrusive thoughts involve things that could put me in a mental hospital, such as banging my head against the wall or hitting my mom, and other times, they’re as benign as a song or phrase that makes me irrationally anxious popping into my head. When I was younger and not medicated well, I acted on intrusive thoughts a lot more, leading to me harming myself and others as well as destroying objects and even clothing. One time, I tore up my own shirt at school and the teacher had to take me to the front office in my makeshift crop top to retrieve a replacement. Another time, I used my dad’s earbuds as nunchucks against him and knocked his glasses off. Yet another time, I punched my best friend in the face. (Somehow, we’re still best friends to this day.) And I would cut myself often, sometimes even during class. I’m glad I have more self-control now thanks to medication and therapy.
What are you anxious about bro? Also hitting your mom is a big no no, idc if you have some mental condition. If my son did that, im slapping the skin off his face. Also, hitting your best friend? Cmon now bruh
@@TrepidKGThey never said they did it, also I once thought about jumping in the fire when I was near a campfire, not that I’m an emo who always thinks about killing himself but just letting you know we all have crazy thoughts
If I let them win I'd be in jail for Pedeophilia Murder Nucular threats against russia, china,japan, etc. Rape And lastly assault. (May god have mercy on my soul)@@drby163
let me simplify the defenition of intrusive thoughts Intrusive thoughts: outrageous thoughts that randomly appear Example: You're holding your phone on a balcony, on the 5th floor. An intrusive thought in this situation would be: throw your phone off the balcony.
7:35 I absolutely hate it when that happens. It's never something good. Always about some of the most horrible and infuriating Moments. Luckily nowadays I get mostly left alone by it but sometimes those Memories return and ruin my Mood
Loved this video and can totally relate. I also want to see a video talking about the types of people in high school extracurriculars like ROTC, FBLA etc.
Dose anyone else have intrusive thoughts that got you feeling like you should be put on death row? Cuz sometimes when i see a yong child my brain gose "punch that kid as hard as you can" and im like "No, what the fuck?"
Don't let me near anything remotely dangerous. My first thought will always be whether or not I could kill the closest person to me before I get stopped.
Yes, I used to get them all the time, one common one I used to get tormented by (still do but it's not as bad) is when I see a can of soup or vegetables, a thought in my head gives me an image of me smashing it down through someone's skull like cracking open a walnut. It absolutely horrifies me and I want to scream when I think things like that.
I have a condition called hyperphantasia (yes it is a real thing), it allows you to to make realy conplex visions in your head. Want to design a model train without a cad program? Yes I can. The darker side is when I realy despise someone. You cannot imagine the disgusting things that happen in my head. It does help a lot with anger that’s bottling up, since I do not need to punch someone in real time.
I can agree with the roasting one. Any time I see someone, the first thing my mind does is come up with the most grossest, racist, sexist, bigoted shit ever to the even thought by a human being
burdie / duck lore so far there are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe. most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.) in one of burdies videos about the internet and tiktok, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown flying around and acts like an actual bird. there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors. burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe. in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb. burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted? the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone. the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe. burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly. burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them? burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization. the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti. who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? lost family members? if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-
Yeah my therapist told me I might have mild OCD. I am no stranger to intrusive thoughts. They usually go along the lines of: • Bite flesh off arms • Stab knife into eyeball • Step on own foot with spiked metal cleats • DECK OBNOXIOUS AQUAINTENCE • Just knock drink off of table like a cat • Just tell people my issues with them to their faces Luckily I'm too socially anxious to act on any of these 😎😎😎😎
Idk, never got diagnosed with ADHD/OCD, but I'm definitely sure I have one of those. Get hyper as in being able to do things quickly all of a sudden, like play on my guitar, mundane tasks, etc. Hard time staying focused on something for too long. Though I manage it by thinking about and getting motivated to stay focused.
Afaik the harmful intrusive thoughts are called "The Call of The Void" and are a sign of your brain successfully combatting them in the background. If it didn't, you'd probably not be around by now. Upd. Yes, the type 3 is Call of Void. Look it up 2:00 I have same thoughts sometimes. Honestly if I were you I'd keep a couple of broken ones so that you can cut them however you want. It's oddly satisfying, the plastic on those wires appears as if it was purposely made to be pleasing to cut.
Yeah, my mind used to give me very intrusive thoughts 2-3 years ago. They were telling me to say something bad about someone or you would get bad luck or the world would explode. I used to get that thought when I was like 9 years old. I still get intrusive thoughts still to this day. I also heard that when you break a mirror, you would get bad luck. So back then when I went near a mirror, my brain would remind me of that superstition and would be like, "BE CAREFUL NEAR THE MIRROR, BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!" Which haunted me a little bit and now dosen't haunt me anymore.
Idk but whenever I see something fragile/easy to break, my intrusive thoughts want me to just RIP that thing to shreds and then I get worried about breaking it
One time I was staying up all night and I was like 7 and it was 3 am and I felt like something was watching me so out of nowhere I just started screaming as loud as little could that was probably my worst thought
I hate my violent intrusive thoughts because they have no chill. I just want to live but the moment I get slightly angry a little part in the back of my mind wants me to rip out someone jugular. Thankfully it takes a lot to get me angry so that thought may be justified but it’s still a thought that I don’t want. I’m not a violent person, I don’t want to rip out peoples arteries.
I work at Target and if it's a slow day and nobody's there, I ride those carts like that a little bit. You just have to make sure nobody catches you and if they do, just act like nothing happened. Like yo, I throw away 8 hours of my life away at this store every day - let me have at least one moment of fun.
i actually experienced flashbacks like one day i was just enjoying my lfie then i just remember the cringiest things ive done in my life and that put suicidal thoughts in my mind
Today I went apple picking with my family. As we were walking back, I was holding the apples (which were very heavy by the way), my mom saw a kid running through a field and commented on how fast he was going. And then I reach into the bag of apple, pick one up and start to throw and catch it like some marvel villain and I say “I bet I could hit him.” Like who tf thinks that?
9:13 I'm 26 and still don't know what the green G is. Maybe because I'm no native English Speaker. Can someone explain please? Edit: oh wait. Does it mean Grass? Is that Terminology even sometimes used in english? Always just hear it being called Weed
sometimes..... (BREATHES) i finally hav da balls to say it.... i sometimes hear whispers saying that either me or Nolan Monroy (my hated bully) did something disgusting or i just randomly think either me or Nolan doing disgusting things i feel like the voices who know that i thought of me or Nolan Monroy committed nasty things says that im disgusting and i say in my head “what if maybe i am, after all i know for a fact i would NEVER EVER do these things irl cuz im a good Panto”
i always let my roast type of intrusive thoughts win, its just so HARD just to let your intrusive thought lose, atleast i didnt said that to some teen instead to some kids and they just walking still like nothing happened💀
That actually happened to me. I was accused of a crime when I casually waved to a pair of police officers. I was accused of assaulting a mother and her infant. The police said that I matched the description exactly. 6 foot 1, white male with dirty blonde hair, white shirt, and gray shorts. After a long conversation I was able to prove I did not do anything and they let me go.
Plot twist- you got away with it
@@GageMorris-hi2qo 😏
New fear unlocked
Gonna have to ask Phoenix Wright to be your lawyer
That's rough....
"Violence is never the answer, it's the solution."
"Violence is never the answer, its a question, and the answer is yes".
@@ethanahmadi4308god dammit you beat me to it
Yes
@@ethanahmadi4308 "Violence is never the answer, It's actually answer, Sorry for your horrible typo there. Now lets burn him!"
"Violence is never the answer, it's an obligation"@@ethanahmadi4308
fun fact: one of the reasons for intrusive thoughts is so you realize the danger of the situation, and act more carefully. example: "I could drop this baby right now" and so you hold on to the baby more carefully.
Then why the fuck does my brain instead say « I should drop this baby, I would be satisfied if I did it. » or « I want to scream at the face of the teacher that I want to do the dirty with her, I would be relieved if I did that »
very cool 👍
I am not saying this to make a joke, this is literally just proof that intrusive thoughts are weird and helpful.
A few days ago, I genuinely had to argue with myself as to why I shouldn’t bite off my finger. It took maybe 15 minutes of me with my teeth on my index finger to convince myself “you know maybe I shouldn’t do that” and then the next day I had to use that very same index finger to get a piece of food out of a kids throat.
@@Morana-moriwow
@@Morana-moriviolent ones are fire 🔥
This entire video is so relatable it hurts. Number 7 happens to me way more often than I want to admit.
As soon as you mentioned Mario Bros Wii, I groaned "oh, no..." because there's a special kind of rage/crazy that happens when you play that game or the other ones with 4 player co-op. It's either a blast with folks dying on purpose and cackling like a Lion King Hyena OR it's a nightmare of yelling and try harding until everyone goes in the Bubble on purpose and everyone rage quits so nobody catches a Case.
that's way too true. it's either hilarious or frustrating
It’s so so true I slapped my brother hella hard cuz he went into the bubble when I was dead
I have had paranoia that sadako from ringu was going to appear in my mom’s closet
A lot of people think intrusive thoughts are cute things like singing in class or dancing on the Starbucks counter or cutting your hair at 3 AM. I remember the "my intrusive thoughts won" trend last year. I'd always get annoyed anytime someone said that. I'd say "no, that's not intrusive thoughts. You don't want intrusive thoughts". Intrusive thoughts are these horrifying pictures in your brain of doing things like hurting your loved ones out of nowhere in really horrifying ways. When those thoughts would pop into my head, I just wanted to scream to drown them out. I never did, but it's so bad that I'd MUCH rather deal with the humiliation of screaming and crying out of nowhere in public than continuing to be antagonized by those thoughts. I'd never hurt anyone I cared about, at one point I was so afraid of doing it on impulse that I was tempted to chop my fingers off to make the danger go away. I never attempted that, it was just a thought (not intrusive, but more an impulse I ignored) but the fact that there was a temptation to do that just to keep my family safe is really scary. What helped me was when I learned that intrusive thoughts aren't our desires, but our fears. It's something we're absolutely terrified of, our worst fear. Realizing it's more like remembering a nightmare than secret dark desires helped me put them into perspective. I've had the other, more common ones like "what if I stick my tongue in that electrical outlet?" then instantly my rational brain replies "no, Ankhara, that's stupid" so those never had the awful impact. That's why anyone saying "my intrusive thoughts won" annoys me so much, it brings back terrible memories of fears I had in my teen years, the idea of any of those fear-based thoughts "winning" was a phobia of mine.
Intrusive thoughts really suck sometimes
Tip: Visualize those types of thoughts as people and think of a grinder.
Literally a entire essay
Bro u ok 👍
I thought of jumping in front of a bus and let’s just sayyy MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WON
i do not know why but the amount of evil intrusive thoughts like punching someone as hard as i can for no reason but never did because consequences
Some times when my brain is in intense situations my brain will automatically think that every thing I do is a sin🤣🤣🤣
I’ve already decided that I’ll never even try drinking or smoking, but the other night, some of my family members got drunk, and I had one of those “curiosity” intrusive thoughts about what would happen if I drank with them. Luckily, I didn’t let the intrusive thoughts win. Although, I’m not old enough to drink anyway.
Same I'm 100% not smoking,vaping or anything illegal if you know what I mean. But I do drink in small amounts but nowhere near enough to get drunk. Like a small glass of wine
same on that last part brother@GrassWithMemes
@GrassWithMemes Hold up-
Weed is safer then the drank my boy
Don't vape/smoke anyway. For the sake of your lungs, our sense of smell, and bright white interiors
I’ve had way too many close calls by accidentally saying my intrusive thoughts out loud lmao
If people knew about my intrusive thoughts, I would be psychatric hospital
@@polyaro2504 me too
Bro is literally calling a cart a carriage💀
Ikr💀
Fr 💀
@donotreadmyprofilepic176ok
I think it's a European thing
@@austinkorschgen8776he's from the us
5:51 I can, my intrusive thoughts sometimes go wild and roast the hell out of someone, but fortunately I can control myself
Duck: so I don’t have to go to the mental asylum again
Me: again?!
A destructive intrusive thought I always have is when I’m doing something with my phone over water or a large fall and I’m just tempted to let go.
Growing up and even today, I’ve always had a problem with feeling anxious about the cops even tho I’ve never had a bad experience with them, I still worry about them coming after me
Kinda relate, for me its fearing I could be accidentally breaking the law at this moment without realizing when a cop is near. No idea what the crime would even be
when i was little i had a furby that i had this intrusive thought to put it in water, even tough that would kill it. the thought got so bad that I had to hide my furby from myself.
that goofy ahh ding dong shank dance got me laughing💀🤡
0:36
I let my intrusive thoughts win once, and it felt so satisfying. This one guy in class kept talking about me behind my back in a diffrent langauge, he didnt know i understood what he said so one time i got so pissed that i slapped his face 💀
Bro went a little too far....💀
@@MrBilly456 nah, it didnt even hurt (unfortunately)
@@Valkzuu lol
I've had some injury intrusive thoughts. Like whenever I have my knife with me to mess with, I would have the intrusive thought of wanted to either cut myself or stabbing myself. I'm not depressed or anything like that, it's just the thought of doing it. Another intrusive thought that I had was flashback/violent intrusive thought(s). When I was in 7th grade, me and my friend was massing with each other. But he took my pencils and put it in one of the orange chairs and closed it. I thought that I wouldn't be able to get my pencils back, so I took a sharpen wooden pencil and stabed him in the top center of his hand. I somehow didn't get suspended, but everytime I get a flashback of that, i'm just like why was I like that back then
Same but I actually on them all the time I'm a month clean from sh and si purposely unfortunately 🖤
The knife one is relatable, I'm happy to know I'm not the only one lmao I thought something was wrong with me, I ain't depressed either but I just want to cut something or just see how good I can handle pain, it's weird tbh
@@hellod7961 Yea it really is weird. I would also have the thought of how well I can handle the pain (also sorry for the long response)
1. Embarrassing 0:31
2. Destruction 1:39
3. Injury 2:32
4. Violent 3:15
5. Roasting 5:34
6. Paranoia 6:25
7. Flashbacks 7:35
8. Doubt 8:16
9. Superstitions 8:49
10. Curiosity 9:05
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I’ve had chronic anxiety for almost a decade now. My intrusive thoughts are so frequent and intense that I have to calm myself down by singing Here Comes a Thought from Steven Universe, usually in my head but sometimes out loud. Sometimes, my intrusive thoughts involve things that could put me in a mental hospital, such as banging my head against the wall or hitting my mom, and other times, they’re as benign as a song or phrase that makes me irrationally anxious popping into my head.
When I was younger and not medicated well, I acted on intrusive thoughts a lot more, leading to me harming myself and others as well as destroying objects and even clothing. One time, I tore up my own shirt at school and the teacher had to take me to the front office in my makeshift crop top to retrieve a replacement. Another time, I used my dad’s earbuds as nunchucks against him and knocked his glasses off. Yet another time, I punched my best friend in the face. (Somehow, we’re still best friends to this day.) And I would cut myself often, sometimes even during class. I’m glad I have more self-control now thanks to medication and therapy.
Thanks for letting me know to stay 6000 ft away from you.
@@definitelyjamere Thanks for having common sense. I really mean it. A surprising amount of people find me approachable for some reason.
Went through the same thing
What are you anxious about bro? Also hitting your mom is a big no no, idc if you have some mental condition. If my son did that, im slapping the skin off his face. Also, hitting your best friend? Cmon now bruh
@@TrepidKGThey never said they did it, also I once thought about jumping in the fire when I was near a campfire, not that I’m an emo who always thinks about killing himself but just letting you know we all have crazy thoughts
For the violence thoughts, I always let them win. I got in a lot of trouble. I can control it now though 😅
I can't 😭😭💀💀
If I let them win I'd be in prison 💀🙏
If I let them win I'd be in jail for
Pedeophilia
Murder
Nucular threats against russia, china,japan, etc.
Rape
And lastly assault. (May god have mercy on my soul)@@drby163
@@drby163same
@@drby163I keep having thoughts of jumping off high places or trying to hang of the edge.
I love the 8th one. It's so motivating and just adds a little spice to motivation. Like little goals
Once, I had the urge to break a ruler and the intrusive thoughts won.
Does anyone else here have that intrusive thought when you feel the sudden urge to open the car door while it's going on high speed
Yea as well jumping out.
yes 😭
Whatever we do, we must make sure that Duck never goes to Britain.
3:36 *realizes it’s the 7 Deadly Ducks*
Recently I've had crazy intrusive thoughts about simping for a literal war criminal who I cannot stand.
It makes me feel like I'm going insane.
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2:44 this is why i have a fear of escalators
I sometimes say intrusive thoughts but i always end them with "No, thats mean".
Everyone has an intrusive thoughts I have the strangest ones. I even thought about the most common one dropping my phone into the ditch
I'm kind of glad I'm not alone in having intrusive thoughts. I always thought something was wrong with me, like i was a bad person
let me simplify the defenition of intrusive thoughts
Intrusive thoughts: outrageous thoughts that randomly appear
Example: You're holding your phone on a balcony, on the 5th floor. An intrusive thought in this situation would be: throw your phone off the balcony.
My Intrusive Thoughts are Always One Thing, and One Thing only: "HORNY"
My worst nightmare : a kid saying their balls itch
7:35 I absolutely hate it when that happens. It's never something good. Always about some of the most horrible and infuriating Moments. Luckily nowadays I get mostly left alone by it but sometimes those Memories return and ruin my Mood
I LOVE intrusive thoughts. Sometimes I just let them take over my mind. IT'S FUN.
Bro are you ok...?
@@MrBilly456 lol
Loved this video and can totally relate. I also want to see a video talking about the types of people in high school extracurriculars like ROTC, FBLA etc.
I can’t be the only one who’s been in a car or an airplane or a balcony and thought “Throw your phone”
My mind: cmon let that bottle fall five stories on this guys head
NOOOO WHY
Dose anyone else have intrusive thoughts that got you feeling like you should be put on death row?
Cuz sometimes when i see a yong child my brain gose "punch that kid as hard as you can" and im like "No, what the fuck?"
Don't let me near anything remotely dangerous. My first thought will always be whether or not I could kill the closest person to me before I get stopped.
Yes, I used to get them all the time, one common one I used to get tormented by (still do but it's not as bad) is when I see a can of soup or vegetables, a thought in my head gives me an image of me smashing it down through someone's skull like cracking open a walnut. It absolutely horrifies me and I want to scream when I think things like that.
I have a condition called hyperphantasia (yes it is a real thing), it allows you to to make realy conplex visions in your head.
Want to design a model train without a cad program? Yes I can.
The darker side is when I realy despise someone. You cannot imagine the disgusting things that happen in my head.
It does help a lot with anger that’s bottling up, since I do not need to punch someone in real time.
You know it’s a good day when duck or birdy has a new vid
I can agree with the roasting one. Any time I see someone, the first thing my mind does is come up with the most grossest, racist, sexist, bigoted shit ever to the even thought by a human being
Number 11 should be the really gay thoughts.
when I was younger I was like: what if I jump of the back of this pickup truck
I got that one Friend that does not learn that sometimes keep s*** to himself.blurts out everything u tink in No.5.
About 4th, Yeah man your not alone.
The will smith combo had me dead
6:57 two steps ahead. Im always two steps ahead...
burdie / duck lore so far
there are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe.
most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.)
in one of burdies videos about the internet and tiktok, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown flying around and acts like an actual bird.
there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors.
burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe.
in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb.
burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted?
the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone.
the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe.
burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly.
burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them?
burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization.
the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti.
who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? lost family members?
if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-
2:46 I have this thought like every time I go to the mall idk why, it’s just tempting
3:00 call of the void. It’s an actual thing
I agree with #5 but then if I talk to them, they are so nice and I feel horrible
Yeah my therapist told me I might have mild OCD. I am no stranger to intrusive thoughts. They usually go along the lines of:
• Bite flesh off arms
• Stab knife into eyeball
• Step on own foot with spiked metal cleats
• DECK OBNOXIOUS AQUAINTENCE
• Just knock drink off of table like a cat
• Just tell people my issues with them to their faces
Luckily I'm too socially anxious to act on any of these 😎😎😎😎
Idk, never got diagnosed with ADHD/OCD, but I'm definitely sure I have one of those. Get hyper as in being able to do things quickly all of a sudden, like play on my guitar, mundane tasks, etc. Hard time staying focused on something for too long. Though I manage it by thinking about and getting motivated to stay focused.
im not diagnosed but im 90% sure i have ocd or adhd and i have these same thoughts, another one is just straight up punching some random person i see
"What if I just stab my entire family with this kitchen knife"
~Why you don't let me cook
@@Quick15I had that same one
Average ape instinct be like :
Intrusive thoughts are devious
I have violent intrusive thoughts that would land me in a prison
4:15 lol I thought you are the same Person 😅
Buddy really said strike out at the mound💀💀💀
I always have intrusive thoughts
Afaik the harmful intrusive thoughts are called "The Call of The Void" and are a sign of your brain successfully combatting them in the background. If it didn't, you'd probably not be around by now. Upd. Yes, the type 3 is Call of Void. Look it up
2:00 I have same thoughts sometimes. Honestly if I were you I'd keep a couple of broken ones so that you can cut them however you want. It's oddly satisfying, the plastic on those wires appears as if it was purposely made to be pleasing to cut.
You know the days gonna be good when the duck uploads thanks duck for making my day :D
Yeah, my mind used to give me very intrusive thoughts 2-3 years ago. They were telling me to say something bad about someone or you would get bad luck or the world would explode. I used to get that thought when I was like 9 years old.
I still get intrusive thoughts still to this day. I also heard that when you break a mirror, you would get bad luck. So back then when I went near a mirror, my brain would remind me of that superstition and would be like, "BE CAREFUL NEAR THE MIRROR, BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!" Which haunted me a little bit and now dosen't haunt me anymore.
4:09 is so funny-
"Embarssing" 💀
Idk but whenever I see something fragile/easy to break, my intrusive thoughts want me to just RIP that thing to shreds and then I get worried about breaking it
Or when I'm holding my phone at a mall on a high floor the intrusive thoughts come in
One time I was staying up all night and I was like 7 and it was 3 am and I felt like something was watching me so out of nowhere I just started screaming as loud as little could that was probably my worst thought
I have a lot of these.I hate intrusive thoughts.They can sometimes ruin things.
My last intrusive thought was about pushing a guy from the top of the building , like he was 5 meters away.
If you don't have intrusive thoughts, you're probably not subscribed to The Duck. (More like "The Goat")
I have had an intrusive thought before plenty of times
im always violent
The goat has uploaded.
I hate my violent intrusive thoughts because they have no chill. I just want to live but the moment I get slightly angry a little part in the back of my mind wants me to rip out someone jugular. Thankfully it takes a lot to get me angry so that thought may be justified but it’s still a thought that I don’t want. I’m not a violent person, I don’t want to rip out peoples arteries.
Every time I want a high place I had to hold on super tight to make sure I won’t jump off because I don’t want the intrusive thoughts win
Always had the pretty harmless intrusive thought of erasing one or two letters from text written on a whiteboard.
If 7. Happens too often it’s most likely OCD
just because you have a intrusive thought does not make you insane
I work at Target and if it's a slow day and nobody's there, I ride those carts like that a little bit. You just have to make sure nobody catches you and if they do, just act like nothing happened. Like yo, I throw away 8 hours of my life away at this store every day - let me have at least one moment of fun.
6:01 nah why would blud be talking to Nelson
Idk Bro is really talking to Nelson 💀 Nelson is the type of guy to remind the teacher about the homework 💀
Why when I heard number ten I thought how it'd feel to do it with a corspe 💀
i actually experienced flashbacks like one day i was just enjoying my lfie then i just remember the cringiest things ive done in my life and that put suicidal thoughts in my mind
When i was a a kid and saw a toy, my intrusive thoughts are telling me to unscrew them to oblivion
Today I went apple picking with my family. As we were walking back, I was holding the apples (which were very heavy by the way), my mom saw a kid running through a field and commented on how fast he was going. And then I reach into the bag of apple, pick one up and start to throw and catch it like some marvel villain and I say “I bet I could hit him.” Like who tf thinks that?
Let me say: you're not alone...
When you're Driving and your brain tells you to crash into the other cars real quick
9:13 I'm 26 and still don't know what the green G is. Maybe because I'm no native English Speaker. Can someone explain please?
Edit: oh wait. Does it mean Grass? Is that Terminology even sometimes used in english? Always just hear it being called Weed
Idk what it is either
Its uhh... "high grass"
@@CrowHarder72 I don't get it
@@Burger_man7 when you're older, you'll know 🙃
@@CrowHarder72 bro just say it already
That picture one at the beginning is just hilarious 😂
4:04 yo yo back up man back up
Bro that is so relatable the one where you stress the fuck out because there’s a cop
5:52 again?..
yes
sometimes..... (BREATHES) i finally hav da balls to say it.... i sometimes hear whispers saying that either me or Nolan Monroy (my hated bully) did something disgusting or i just randomly think either me or Nolan doing disgusting things i feel like the voices who know that i thought of me or Nolan Monroy committed nasty things says that im disgusting and i say in my head “what if maybe i am, after all i know for a fact i would NEVER EVER do these things irl cuz im a good Panto”
8:10 earth to duck?
I'm with you on the 4th, 6th, and 7th ones. Especially the seventh one because that one happens to me all the time
1st, i’ve let my intrusive thoughts win xd, “Um actually, also spelt Embarrassing wrong.”🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
4:10 bro was not having Mr snuggles
Your not… 4:15
i always let my roast type of intrusive thoughts win, its just so HARD just to let your intrusive thought lose, atleast i didnt said that to some teen instead to some kids and they just walking still like nothing happened💀
I liked my own comment.
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That’s so crazy😮
I farted to your comment. It felt great.
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