No Amogus Here. Move Along, Nothing To See.
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pebblethrow sus "No Amogus Here. Move Along, Nothing To See." part 2
Original monologue by Flula - • Escape Goat? Please Ma...
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I don’t know what this guy thinks when he sleeps, but HE HAS GOT IT
no he has GOAT it
He thinks: time to keep this meme alive for one more day
Sus
he thinks about being a scapegoat, also *-𝓐 𝓜 𝓞 𝓖 𝓤 𝓢-*
The text is from flula on youtube
Moral of the story:
Normal goats are dumb.
Escape Goats are cool 😎😎
I am an escap goat
@@wardenGD poggers
@@artturisairinen3255 I no rite?
No the lesson is that theres always *AMOGUS*
This German dude is literally more funny than 98% of Comedians
sus
I’m pretty sure his name is flula borg and he was in the new suicide squad
... ... .... (I am thinking about what I should answer) (I am German and can PRONOUNCE English 97% right, but... one thing I need to improve... GRAMMAR!!! That dude's grammar is even worse, but his pronouncing is just that bad that it's funny. I guess he pronounces it 39% right.)
true
@@lplenny r/whooosh
"Little women perhaps, ueh? "
I need this book
ja
Welcome to the FBI watchlist
him when she calls him an escape goat: "What? why are you say that this make no sense 😡"
"This is a silly a a silly and danger😦"
Leik set it iß wäy moa fanni
Play on words with scapegoat is just: yes
Don't say that. Say another insult like "hey mane you smell bad and your face looks like a goose"
This make nose t
This is what we needed. Thank you, Bread Defender.
lmao only 2 likes from a comment of a dude with 1mil subs. This is what us plebs feel on a daily basis, Mr. Content Creator
The sequel we knew we needed
@@rachitchauhan6521 dude if your jealous of him just say it
@@hdez_ram0827 tf no. I'm just joking my guy
@@rachitchauhan6521 I like how people like comments just because they're made by verified people regardless if they at least know the guy or not lmfao.
can I say this is honestly a masterpiece of modern surrealism
sus.
Moral of the story: When English is not your first language remember to always search the word meaning.
sus
@@Thereal_Dev no
@@kidnamedfingergameing1072 yes
escape goat
I like how his english randomly improves and worsens every now and then.
@Adan Cowin he literally fuckin gbrhrrttyhyythhh every now and then
@Adan Cowin I don’t think that’s how an accent works
@Adan Cowin I am German but with Chinese roots so I do have a german/chinese mixed accent when speaking English. This aint accent, he literally sometimws devolves into "irnsodntbbdbbbeeee8484i2b"
@@user-hc7qb6zy5x No, this is literally an accent. You being Sino-Germanese doesn't change that
@@Novozymandiaz "Sino-germanese" lol.
0:13 ,,Many beers have explosioned on the flooueh'' made my day
:)
sus
The German accent makes it even better
Ja
The accent is so German that I’ve started to bleed beer
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@@ramonclaudioespindola4702 What, are you a triggered german guy? also, no one care on the emoji you posted, you silly kid.
Shellshocked German soldier talks about how he likes escape goats
"just a JOKE"
"Penis"
Escape goat
@@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046 JA
sus
im ze escape goat ja?
i like to imagine this just happened and he's just standing there completely motionless thinking, "aw yes, ze escape goat"
while everybody is just standing around staring at him
sus
@@Thereal_Dev this translates to their
“My name is Zee Escape Goat but everybody calls me scape goat” *synth sounds*
sus
@@Thereal_Dev GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Imagine two guys robbing a bank. Suddenly the alarm goes of and one of them is like "quick. To the escape goat."
When Ur actually from Germany this is so much funnier
Warum?
@@proddake der Deutsche Akzent
I think he is, but his accent is ironic
Is halt so
Ja es ist sehr spaß
everyday i question your sanity further and further
Maybe your satinity is the one that's going away😩
@@waffelo4681 amogus sussy
1:37
THERE IS THE AMOGUS
Edit: Look in the background
2:31 I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE IT’S EVERYWHERE YOU PROMISED THAT THERE WOULDN’T BE ANY AMOGUS AAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES ARE BURNING FROM SUSSYNESS
Umm, guys, 🅱️read Defender is sussy! He said there will be no amogus, but on 2:32 there WAS Amogus!! Im crying and shaking rn!!
Omg nooooo!1!! sussy11!!11!! 😳😳
I can't believe it! 🅱️read Defender? More like Sus Defender! 🆘️📮📺
Syssu
There had to be a goat but it escape cuz it was escape goat so he replaced it with amogus 😔🙏
Don't worry. That was Amogus' little brother Sugoma.
the accent is way funnier when you're actually german
truee
how accurate is it though
@@weirnershittler6752 10/10 arian masterrace
@@vro1313 as a german I can relate
sus
a german person trying to speak english is the most hilarious thing i could ever ask for.
sus
@@Thereal_Dev 😳
@@godkingofcarp shut up
@@ebrucan7161 😳
Alternate title: Why escape goats are better then normal goats.
I can't believe no amogus😢
yssus akab
2:31 :D
There was amogus
yeah
@@randomchannel9582 lgn yssus tib a s'taht -t -t
this tells a lot about amogus and its future
Lao gan ma
amogus and it's consequences have been a disaster for humanity
Watching this while severely depressed is calming.
Stop at 0:21 see that door that he touched it? AMOGUS
This german accent is PERFECT
the guy talking is german
*what if ze amoguz man iz ze, zuz?*
The sequel no one asked for, but needed.
sus
sus
0:01 I see amogus reference
I’ve watched this at least 20 times now THE ACCENT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER
The glossy stonetoss eyes are amogus, bread defender
A
O
B
@@lemintx What have you done ඞඞ
@@ivannintendo he destroyed our dreams
"German Goats doesn't exist"
German Mogus:
opa meu amigao, boa noite 👍👍
Pegue na minha e balance.
Germogus
Que tipo de animação é essa
Fun fact: character eyes are sleeping amogus 😈
sus
I WAS SO CLOSE I WAS SO CLOSE TO FORGETTING ABOUT THE NEVER ENDING INSANITY YOU HAVE CURSED ME FOREVER
why have you done this
@@brickhop1774 get sussed
@@Thereal_Dev wow man, you got the whole squad laughing.
@Diego Aversa Say AMOGUS backwards
0:51 this person has obviously never played goat simulator and went to space just because two peices of bacon called a UFO over to you where you see a dancing astronaut floating around. That game is too good.
?
2:07 amogus speaker
"The human brain is super complex and advanced."
- The Human Brainㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
our brain is escape goats
This video felt alot longer than 2min 40s
The "baa baa it's hot" killed me holy shet
2:12 on top left, you can't escape
Evolved from bacterias to humans just to see this. Not disappointed
This is his best video, because it dont contain unfunny jokes, or dumb sounds.
" The Escape Goat? "
" *That sounds cool.* "
anyway, INDUSTRIAL AMOGUS AND ITS FUTURE
When me fast click Bread Defender video
Ad : Hello
Me : NOOOOOOOOOO
Amogus : yes
I've never listened to a podcast but this must be what it's like to listen to one
“Goat cheese is like normal cheese, but nasty”
Feta Is Better.
*Sorry Goass.*
The sequel everyone wanted
The unexpected sequel we didn’t see coming but secretly needed all along
10/10
1:58
This is the quality ASMR content I was looking for.
Electrocutioned
Bye bye goats
Most confusing but wonderful tale ever told in the history of humanity.
Sugomamogus
Impostor
Mogsus
susgomamogsus
BRO thanks for making another of these
Stonetoss is the official amogus art style now and I love it
2:26 the crabs are on the amogus island
Sus...
the return
wait he lied
Your girst
I still totally expected Amogus to show up at some point.
There aren't enough words in the English language to describe just how much I enjoy this dude's story.
If you re-arrange "Scape Goat" you get
Amogus
😳
😳
agoatus
aslongus
😳
I certainly don't know what is happening, but I still like it.
This helped me through my day. Absolutely amazing.
His voice is like weirdly calming
Finally the sequel we wanted for so long came
This makes me think about industrial society and it's future
I laughed an unhealthy amount at this
No amogus? Look closer in their eyes
can confirm, i was the escape goat
sus.
The long awaited sequel
i know you from somewhere
I always come back to this you made my life a little bit better thank you 😃
do not treat it like a hambourgious
Sugoma
Yssus akab
sugomA sussuS
Yssus sllab
this is like a normal conversation except it's being interpreted by aliens
*Germans
They are the same
Sus..
“Watching Family Feud with an old man, drinking cocoas” actually sounds really nice
I really do love these types of videos
2:32 they lied
I love how he didn’t even finish telling his story at the start about what happened to him at the party.
The fact that his voice is just calm and chill makes this even better.
I literally haven't understand anything but it's one of the best videos I've ever seen.
basically lucid dreams in a nutshell
Dreams in general
Sus..
Talking to transfer students be like:
0:06 Door sus
0:08 Amogus behind them
0:21 Door 2 SUS
2:09 the announcer Sus
ඞ月
I can't look at stonetoss anymore without hearing this guy's voice lol
I love thinking of context to when he thought of this video
Sus...
amogus|sugoma
Sus...
YES ANOTHER ONE THESE ARE MY FAV YOU JUST MADE MY DAY OH MY GOD THABK YOU SO MUCH
I haven't laughed this much in a while thank you so much
This is literally the amogus art style
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
unfunny
2:31 there is a among us here
I’m going to remember this in the middle of class and just burst out laughing
Everyone: _Talking stuff that makes no sense_
The news reporter interviewing them on why the industrial revolution has consequences:
sussy
1:26 It looks like it would fit in the original comic
2:32 we have been lied to
i love these types of videos
All Heil Stonetoss!
Sussytoss
Thanks for defending my bread, bread defender!
This is the most beautiful conversation.
I was excepting a sudden amongus joke, thank you for not adding one
This would be an amazing series