"Heh, you're gonna wish you hadn't done that~" Combined with the whole "you're in the barrel today" thing, I like to think valve knew what they were doing.
"but heh, they work on the big stuff too." the big what barney's va. the big what. what do you mean by that. like, i know you meant aliens, but did you truly have to say it like that?
glad im not the only one tbh, during my my first playthrough my friend was watching me play on discord and i had to hold it together because he cannot have another man to make fun of me for liking bc i was lowkey down bad for his voice actor the whole time i was playing💀
i dont understand the appeal in a romantic way but i definetly understand the appeal for this voiceline 1:06, this video is a compilation of most of my favorite voicelines from security guards
i was entirely unaware that half life had different languages, this makes me incredibly happy that it has German tysm 😭 also hell yeah German barney is hot-
i haven't played hl2 yet (or any hl game other than the original) so I can't entirely know how much of a disgrace that is yet but from what ive seen it definitely is 😔
@@Passport_Guardian Do Y̸͇̼͉̘͙̫̟͍̹̺̟͙͒͛̓̈́̍̐͑͆̔̋̅͋̚͠͠Ổ̷̱̥̳̝̳͉͍̾̑̿̾̅̕̚̕̕͠Ụ̴̢̡͇̋̅̚?̷̨̮̻̤̹͍͐̒̀?̵̧͎͚̮̹̾̃͂͒͝?̸̡̥̠̪̥̠̲͇̗̰͈̮̣̞͘?̸̞͕͊̊̽̎͋̚͝͝͠?̸̛̛̻̪̬̺̗̙̝͎̎̈́̋̉̄͗͐͌̄̎̕̕͝?̵̢͙̰͎̲̖̿͗͂̎̀̀̀͗̒͜?̷̧̺̗͇͆͛̓̇?̷̧̖͎͍̲̮͉̥̱̖̈́͗̓̿͆̐͒̊͛̓̀͗͛̚͠ͅ?̸̢͇͔̦͙̘̦̹͓̻͗̍̇̍̈́̈͝?̶̞̜̤̞͓́?̸̟̝̤̲̮̝̫̃̍̀͘͠?̷̩̗̠͑̚?̴̞̳̾̽͂͆̿͐͛̇̐͌?̸̯̺͈͙̖͙̺̘̺̳͖̭͉̀͂̓̐̋̋͋͒͠͝?̴̧͖̺̲͍̘͕̻̭͇̟̻̹̻̺̈́̓̅̅̌̓̌̽?̷̢͈͙͖̮̦̻̠̲̝̝̔͛?̵̮̱̼̝̞͕̻̪̦̫̣͊̀̀̉̀̕̕͠?̴̩͖͖̗̓̿?̵̹̹̟̘̜̺͖͈͈͇̳͍͓̉̓̉̓̌͋́̑͂̉̍̌̎̋
Gonna enjoy the few months of a superiority complex I can have over y'all before I inevitably start thirsting for half life characters edit: The month is up. I was right.
-Ill come back and listen to this later when I have headphones. Hmm, I wonder.- actually imma beat hl1for the first time ill get back to this comment later
I actually know very little about half life lore and my brother just bought me half life 2 on steam so I'd wanna ask if it's "okay" to ship Barney with Gordon on a " wow I hate this guy but he's also so handsome" kinda way
i came into this video thinking you were strange for this... but i see what you mean.
i will not lie im just ecstatic people that aren't my immediate friends and family are even seeing my videos
me fucking too
It is a bit strange
I came to this video
@Auto-Moderator redditor detected, unfunny joke rejected.
20 years without a half life 3,
do you know what that does to a man?
Pretty sure people were into Barney muuuuuuuch earlier than this
hl3 is in playtesting, so maybe we'll finally be sane again
I know, because I'm that man
what about Half Life Alxy? doesn't that count
@@ItzLoki2077 ~20% half life 3
Did he just say what do you mean overcharge? The sun is leaking. The sun is leaking.
Is the sun leaking on camp navarro too?
I'm leaking
The sun is leaking 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The sun is leaking
@@Fellaguyorwhatever I'm leaking 🤤
I never had a crush on Barney but now I kinda do
welcome to the club! we're glad you're here :3
I was not aware that their were others
I have been hopelessly in love with this man for almost 5 years
"Would you be QUIET?"
_Only if you be a little gentle with me~_
"you're gonna wish you hadn't done that."
*oh am i now? is that so?*
@@whhimsical"They're supposed to kill microorganisms but, heh, they work on the big stuff too."
... the *big* stuff you say?~
see you get it
This comment made me cover my mouth and audibly gasp. Thanks.
I can see the light green fade in behind those letters
"Heh, you're gonna wish you hadn't done that~"
Combined with the whole "you're in the barrel today" thing, I like to think valve knew what they were doing.
"but heh, they work on the big stuff too." the big what barney's va. the big what. what do you mean by that. like, i know you meant aliens, but did you truly have to say it like that?
No critiques I just agree. Barney is the kind of goofster I would buy a home with. Especially his goofball lines/ him getting excited
i see it i see it
s
Me when I see Barney Calhoun: OMG HIIIII~~😘😳💕💕💕😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰😍😍😜😘🤪🤪😳😳✨️✨️💕💕❤️💘💘💘✨️✨️‼️‼️
I could listen to his voice all day. Added with the low quality, bit crushed effects, It's eargasm for me.
0:24 "injured" hmm yes, injured, definitely couldnt be used for any other purposes
*cough cough* Leon Kennedy dbd *cough cough*
Thought this was just gonna be stupid but this got me feeling things. i think I get why there's so much barney yaoi fanfic now.
Yeah, friend, Barney can GET IT
This is one of the most jarringly funny things I've seen in the last 30 days but I can't not respect it really. Rock the fuck on dude you rule
We need a visual novel about him
ABSOLUTELY!! if i knew how to script one properly i might one day...
@badatgamessss Barney is my pookie bear
I am proof that love knows no poly count because I'm still madly in love with Barney
the less polygons the better honestly
@ THIS IS SO TRUEREEEUEUEURHE
Yeah Barney might be the sexiest guy ever, I had no idea this many people agreed with me though, lol
People finding this strange are not aware of the tumblr sexymen culture
fun fact: the same VA voices G-Man
should i do a gman one
@@whhimsicalyes
@whhimsical Please make one
my husband i fear
chat is this real
yeah
i aint gay but...
i am gay and...
(the duality of man)
Butter dawg, the dawg with da butter
I am!!
its very masculine to be a barney enjoyer
incredibly gender affirming lmao thanks
barney pulls confirmed
Finally i have found the barney fandom.
Dude those last few lines. I love you for this.
Do u start sobbing when a Barney npc dies in Half Life,,, (no judging,,, curious)
i certainly pay my tributes to each one (crouching near them, saying o7, etc) but no i dont cry
@@whhimsical awesome,,,
he sheds a silent tear, and writes a poem about the afterlife.
They're my biggest regrets in life
YES
Barney my beloved :3
We love black mesa guard
glad im not the only one tbh, during my my first playthrough my friend was watching me play on discord and i had to hold it together because he cannot have another man to make fun of me for liking bc i was lowkey down bad for his voice actor the whole time i was playing💀
Ive always had a crush on barney
You have now deepened it
this is so cute! (bruh i think i have a crush on him)
Y’know what, you’re kinda right
i dont understand the appeal in a romantic way but i definetly understand the appeal for this voiceline 1:06, this video is a compilation of most of my favorite voicelines from security guards
i am a different person after seeing this video
Gordon: …
Us: oh hey Gordon…
Barney: About tha-
Us: OMG BARNEY
TRUEEEE half life 1 barney is so hot and i’m tired of pretending he isn’t
"Shut up... someone's coming"
I hope our supervisors doesn’t see what where doing daddy~
based, entirely agree
0:13 0:21 0:24-0:29 0:32 0:36-0:41 1:08-1:11 1:17-1:24 1:26-1:29
these feels like some sort of ARG comment, what do these timestamps mean 😭 i can only assume they're your favourited
"you're gonna wish you haven't done that" oh punish me daddy 🥴
you get it
Whay whay what happowned why is the entirety of my screen white all of a sudden 😥😥
What unemployment and unchecked mental health problems does to a person
I'm barely even old enough to have a job gimme a minute
yeah OP, You have to assume 16 year old girl before anything else.
@@countarchvile Idk man, i know a 20 year old girl which simps for Celeb from blood like this...
This is an interesting community.
Barney My Beloved!
…Ok this is actually pretty based
now this is the content ive been waiting for 🤤
i have seen the light
thank you for recommending this to me youtube
i aint gay but... 20 dollars is 20 dollars
I've seen people simping over Alyx, but Barney? That's new.
really? maybe we're just on different sides of the internet...
@badatgamessss Maybe you're right. But hey! At least i get it, he's a very charismatic guy! Probably a great guy to drink a few beers with.
he;s so find
What do you want on your tombstone?
I hate that i immediately thought of those tf2 videos already you're doing the lords work with this one 😭
i usually don't think its very wise to say things of this sort to internet strangers, but I believe I know what you are
if you mean gay you'd be correct
yeah I guess I'll add this to the strange list of random characters that I crush on
i see the appeal
...why do i kinda agree with you?
One of the finer Half Life Videos of the decade
yeah you understand
barney is the best
Got me thinking different about Barney.... 🤤
huh.. didn't know my taste in men could get any weirder.
Would.
he’s even more attractive in hl2
i see where you're coming from. however i am deranged and the less polygons the better
@badatgamessss ok but fr, replay episode 1 and look at that handsome stubble
you can't get that in goldsrc
hell yeah
If ya want some hot Barney lines then go listen to the german ones.
i was entirely unaware that half life had different languages, this makes me incredibly happy that it has German tysm 😭 also hell yeah German barney is hot-
@@whhimsical sadly not german hl2 Barney (what a disgrace)
i haven't played hl2 yet (or any hl game other than the original) so I can't entirely know how much of a disgrace that is yet but from what ive seen it definitely is 😔
@@whhimsical the german dub of hl2 is such pain to listen in general.
I dont know how to feel, considering I just teamed up with this guy and became him
1:06 he kinda sound like nick l4d2
The last true half life fan
ive had a crush on barney for 12+ years thank you for this
I agree, infact that was me in the video.
do you have yuor passport,,,,
@@BlitzzMcKenzieMusic Do YOU??
@@Passport_Guardian do YOU?????
@@BlitzzMcKenzieMusic Do YOUUUUUU?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@@Passport_Guardian Do Y̸͇̼͉̘͙̫̟͍̹̺̟͙͒͛̓̈́̍̐͑͆̔̋̅͋̚͠͠Ổ̷̱̥̳̝̳͉͍̾̑̿̾̅̕̚̕̕͠Ụ̴̢̡͇̋̅̚?̷̨̮̻̤̹͍͐̒̀?̵̧͎͚̮̹̾̃͂͒͝?̸̡̥̠̪̥̠̲͇̗̰͈̮̣̞͘?̸̞͕͊̊̽̎͋̚͝͝͠?̸̛̛̻̪̬̺̗̙̝͎̎̈́̋̉̄͗͐͌̄̎̕̕͝?̵̢͙̰͎̲̖̿͗͂̎̀̀̀͗̒͜?̷̧̺̗͇͆͛̓̇?̷̧̖͎͍̲̮͉̥̱̖̈́͗̓̿͆̐͒̊͛̓̀͗͛̚͠ͅ?̸̢͇͔̦͙̘̦̹͓̻͗̍̇̍̈́̈͝?̶̞̜̤̞͓́?̸̟̝̤̲̮̝̫̃̍̀͘͠?̷̩̗̠͑̚?̴̞̳̾̽͂͆̿͐͛̇̐͌?̸̯̺͈͙̖͙̺̘̺̳͖̭͉̀͂̓̐̋̋͋͒͠͝?̴̧͖̺̲͍̘͕̻̭͇̟̻̹̻̺̈́̓̅̅̌̓̌̽?̷̢͈͙͖̮̦̻̠̲̝̝̔͛?̵̮̱̼̝̞͕̻̪̦̫̣͊̀̀̉̀̕̕͠?̴̩͖͖̗̓̿?̵̹̹̟̘̜̺͖͈͈͇̳͍͓̉̓̉̓̌͋́̑͂̉̍̌̎̋
how did this vid pop up on my recommended
welcome :)
@@whhimsical this is gonna be interesting
YAYY
i kinda see it now
Gonna enjoy the few months of a superiority complex I can have over y'all before I inevitably start thirsting for half life characters
edit: The month is up. I was right.
i saw the thumbnail and i thought what the fuck dude but when i saw the video i actually get what you mean
welcome to the club. you are one of many, but we're glad you're here
0:10 in a fight, right?
not with me heh...
OVERCHARGED? Please tell me the sun doesn’t leak
is this some sort of reference? I've seen a few people comment something similar and I still don't know what it means...
@whhimsical Noclick made a video on Half life Overcharged. Every lighting issue was called "A sun leak."
oooohh okay ty!
looks like your in the barrel today
🥰 He so ✨Eceubkly✨
what the fuck does this mean and why do i want to quote this now
you should check out the lines from HL:Decay 🥴
ooh bet
yes
ok what about pre-release alpha barney....
Outbuddied by youtube
i want that plain ass guy so bad
-Ill come back and listen to this later when I have headphones. Hmm, I wonder.- actually imma beat hl1for the first time ill get back to this comment later
yesss play hl1 !! it's soso good
Barney is voiced by Mike Shapiro, who also voices G-Man and Otis
Erhm what the sigma
I actually know very little about half life lore and my brother just bought me half life 2 on steam so I'd wanna ask if it's "okay" to ship Barney with Gordon on a " wow I hate this guy but he's also so handsome" kinda way
i mean gordon x barney is a very common ship (and probably the most widely accepted aside from gordon/alyx) but actually it's barney x ME!! /j
yea i get it
I get it
You kinda real for this
Great, now do one using the Half Life Decay voicelines /j /silly
you're like the third person to ask and i still haven't even looked up what half life decay is 😔
@badatgamessssPlay it with a friend, definitely worth it, it has more lore than OP4
@badatgamessss you need to it’s so funny watching people play it
There’s a UA-cam video somewhere of all the characters voicelines
All your base are belong to us
…has anyone sent this to the va? I wonder if he’d appreciate it
oh my....
oh okay i see what you mean now
I wish he was real
Nice
i see what u mean ngl