Fun fact on the Amish (I used to work with them for 5yrs or so) They technically can watch things IF they're at someone's house. It also depends on the communities rules, but they can say come over to my place if I lived close by or if they traveled to work, and watch movies and such. I had one Amish lady use my phone but I had to dial it, push the call button and after she was done I had to hang it up. She couldn't do anything but hold it. Kinda...kinda weird but
“Chat if I could fit this in my @ss, I promise you, I would be monetising different types of internet videos” Matt really does LOVE money, after all, he would work hard for that pay load…
The Irish guy could have food on his hair with dirt, in northern Scotland and in Ireland we have this tradition for men who are about to marry, known as Blackening, where you get covered in something sticky (so like honey) and feathers. So basically the groom (or sometimes bride) gets “kidnapped”, covered in feathers and sticky stuff, tied to a lamppost for a period of time, and often driven around in the back of an open backed truck as passengers clatter pots and pans. Used to see it a lot before covid, only seen it a handful of times since Covid. I’ve lived along the northern Scottish coast most of my life and suspect that’s why he’s covered in stuff!
What do you mean “sort through the footage”, just scan through and look for a baby flame in the middle of the screen😂 heck, send it to my I’ll find it in 2 mins
SUBSCRIBE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Yes senpai
Imagine not being subbed
Bet…
already was
No :)
"I don't care as long as I get paid" whilst advertising his own figure
I like the honesty
The Goons flex a lot while remaining humble for the most part
i would buy anything if blarg advertised it the way he advertised his youtooz
“A 5 inch plastic Arab-Canadian holding a cat” definitely piqued my interest as well
@@CodexQuinn best way to sell something 😂
I liked the part where he was brutally honest and said he just wanted the money
"Here's some vintage pornography of children, I you can do what you want with it as long as I get paid I don't care"
-Soup would say this
Same
Fun fact on the Amish (I used to work with them for 5yrs or so)
They technically can watch things IF they're at someone's house. It also depends on the communities rules, but they can say come over to my place if I lived close by or if they traveled to work, and watch movies and such.
I had one Amish lady use my phone but I had to dial it, push the call button and after she was done I had to hang it up. She couldn't do anything but hold it.
Kinda...kinda weird but
Doesn't wanna watch the same memes as grizzy, so instead ends up watching the same memes as soup
I think soups watched all the unusual memes
Memes are just repetitive at this point for how viral they go
Puffer: “UA-cam HES FIIIINE”
Blarg: “yeah he dead”
“Chat if I could fit this in my @ss, I promise you, I would be monetising different types of internet videos”
Matt really does LOVE money, after all, he would work hard for that pay load…
I love your laugh dude. It's contagious as hell!
Damn if only Matt found the footage of the burning mic
i had an infected tooth yanked at the dentist's office yesterday but seeing a new upload from blarg made me feel a bit better :)
Damn and I thought getting my braces tightened was painful
@@Nautilus472 this is the second time around that i've had a tooth pulled, same molar too
at least you could chew food properly ;u;
"I was playing with a lighter."
Yep, sounds like Matt.
*Blarg encouraging the coom jar shenanigans*
Me: I know what I must do... my time has come.
Crazy how Matt can carry his own body weight
3:44
Me, remembering the multiple cat corpses I found around my house throughout my childhood: *Are you sure about that-*
8:43 that a furry cooking chanel. She's actually really good tbh
Things I now know exist: furry cooking channel
7:16 He's got nothing else to lose, from the looks of it
I just love the abrupt ending. It made me laugh so much
You know it's bad when Blarg legit reads your mind if you can put in a jar and *** on it
Thank you so much for posting, I really needed it today
8:20 he looks like a borderlands 3 character
Man, i love this channel
Ah a bowl and blarg videos. A great way to spend my time before work
Thanks for the awesome content man! 🤘🏼
"Or you're a coward." I love it 😂
This is a great channel! I only caught sight of you folks in recent times, but its now among my favourite channels.
Leessssgooo! (P.S. I watch the stream live, it was great ;) )
how is you only at 100,000 subs!? How does puffer have more!? you are obviously better in every way, even in the bedro- I mean yeah.
Lol
@@draconiquist Your pfp, I have not seen that in what seems like years. Memento Mori, Unus Anus
Its his second channel
Because puffer uploads a lot more often and does a lot more clickbait type content
Blarg has more subs lol his main account has over 600k. They’re both awesome and funny tho
6:54 that was an incredible sound lol
We need a Doug youtooz specifically the photo where he's staring dead at the camera sitting at the dinner table
Imma get one when we get our taxes my homie Blarg lol much love my guy
Much love everyone lol
“I like money” best line ever said
Lol literally just watched puffer watching the exact same thing 😂
Wide Matt makes another Appearance. This Makes Me Happy
It's incredible how Youtooz allowed Blarg to put that on his box. Wonderful company
Funny how Blarg's Youtooz is miniature, while Dooo's is actual size...
3:52 my 60 lb german shepherd and my 5 lb kitten are inseparable, they sleep cuddled up together almost every night
I laughed so hard I drooled on myself… yay?
Of course the only time I get a Canada ad it's on your video
this was a very honest video
im liking the video before i even get to the memes. just here for an arabic canadian guy
Love you blarg thanks for all the good times
Damn it. It's sold out. You were going to be the first one I ever bought. 😂 ultimate SAD BOIIIIIIIII
‘Amish guy with wifi’
Is that treason?
Completely changes topic blarg-2023
Pog, but only on the weekends
Hopefully theres a continuation for this vid
3:32 me to my child after he says “googoogaga” instead of “yes father I shall grab you a beer”
I’ve never wanted a 5” Arab Canadian guy holding a cat more in my life.
That's it, gonna sell my little brother to afford your youtooz.
Describing an Amish guy with wifi as "treason" made me choke on my pizza.
Ayy, more Blarge!
YOU SORT THROUGH TO FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT NEXT TIME BLARG💯💯💯
My lungs decompressed so hard
i like how the video just ends without an outro or anything
That irish one was fantastic
Ohhhh blarg do the meme me happy
Fury’s really bring out the Canadian in blarg
gryo strands fro gyroscope LUL blarg ur funny tho
Catch that bag Matt
That frog screaming reminded me of her…
One man one jar with a mic
I’m saving a picture of the Youtuze
Perfect ending.
10:39 In fact the guy filming said to him « jump head first » but he tried to climb instead
Wide blarg best blarg
Still haven't received my frucket blarg.
Unusual Videos doesn't like to show violence in any capacity, even if it's being hit with bread
I thought I watched this twice. But It was actually mama soup.
Are we jus gonna ignore the guy in chat that said prove it when he said it’s 5 inches tall? 😂
We should get him to watch long long man
He was so Canadian in this vid
I found a way to win a try not to laugh, have a fractured rib it hurts to laugh
Re-paint matt into a minion
that ended.. pretty abruptly
JaysHazyDaze at 1:22 said he was gonna poop in a bucket and shape it like a froge, this man has nice dedication
3:15
netflix: are you still watching
some ones daughter:
This is my kind of humor alrighty
The bro at 6:54 indeed is that funny in real life, funny one in the friend group
That ending was ABRUPT
Watson's good boy!
"not da fishe"
The Irish guy could have food on his hair with dirt, in northern Scotland and in Ireland we have this tradition for men who are about to marry, known as Blackening, where you get covered in something sticky (so like honey) and feathers. So basically the groom (or sometimes bride) gets “kidnapped”, covered in feathers and sticky stuff, tied to a lamppost for a period of time, and often driven around in the back of an open backed truck as passengers clatter pots and pans. Used to see it a lot before covid, only seen it a handful of times since Covid. I’ve lived along the northern Scottish coast most of my life and suspect that’s why he’s covered in stuff!
😳
blarg never looks happy when he’s live on twitch
10:36 why does that look like soup 🤣🤣🤣
I'm buying the youtooz
What we all want to see head butt man vs one punch man
My boyfriend bought a YouTooz of you and McNasty so I made him buy me Puffer merch 😂
I stepped on a rat to kill it today and I did it slowly to hear the crunch
BLARG RELAX you can cook in fursuit lol
Soups already watched these
You...were unsure that was a duck? o.O
Like I said during the stream, I think everytime someone gets hurt, it blurs.
make longer or i cry
What do you mean “sort through the footage”, just scan through and look for a baby flame in the middle of the screen😂 heck, send it to my I’ll find it in 2 mins
W I D E B L A R G
Why tf did he get so Canadian when talking about the furry😂
I think the yootooz is acually normal sized
thank you papa
bro really rambled "i dont care as long as i make money" for 20% of the video
3:20 Same bro same
A man with my own mentality, i dont care what im doing ss long as im making money