Josh Wolf's Weird Stories

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  • Опубліковано 14 лис 2024

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  • @JoshWolfComedy
    @JoshWolfComedy  Рік тому +77

    bit.ly/joshwolfcomedy

    • @tonya1857
      @tonya1857 Рік тому +10

      I listen to 'here for the fun' every single day during my shower!!! You have RUINED so many songs for me.. I want you to know that. You by far are my favorite comic..

    • @S.D.675
      @S.D.675 Рік тому +3

      hey josh if u like weird shit look up cake farts

    • @jennifers.3818
      @jennifers.3818 Рік тому +2

      Thank you SO MUCH for this!!! Ive been DYING laughing the entire time! Seriously needed to laugh today. You're the best!

    • @SBQDawn
      @SBQDawn Рік тому +1

      soooo I'm guessing Mark shouldn't go to The Cheesecake Factory ?

    • @geopherycurr9058
      @geopherycurr9058 Рік тому +1

      Fight me, anywhere any day.

  • @JohnDoe-qz1ql
    @JohnDoe-qz1ql Рік тому +683

    "I know you, Mark"😂🤣😂

  • @mallorytx
    @mallorytx Рік тому +200

    The way he handled the lady getting sick was absolutely masterful. So many other comedians would’ve went pretty cruel with it but he maintained impeccable character. The man is gifted. ✌️

    • @TheJamiLeigh1217
      @TheJamiLeigh1217 Рік тому +9

      I think hes a pro from experience. Jacobs mom was an alcoholic and he probably had similar experiences with her.

    • @princton23
      @princton23 Рік тому +5

      Ron white would have joined her 😂

    • @Kinson007
      @Kinson007 Рік тому +7

      I was watching this just fine, until the point that the glass was filled with her vomit. I started to do that gag you do before the vomit comes .. yeah, you know the one.
      Had to walk away until it stopped.

    • @OutrageousOnPurpose
      @OutrageousOnPurpose Рік тому +6

      Yes! He could have easy be cruel in his position but he praised her even and all acording to his character, was great to watch

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 Рік тому

      I wonder if she was a... "chunky" woman!
      *dad laugh wheeze with a knee slap*

  • @kyleburger8574
    @kyleburger8574 Рік тому +189

    Dude with the kilt should have said “I’m gonna fight you so hard!!”😂😂

  • @evanreynoso6342
    @evanreynoso6342 Рік тому +233

    Josh has got to be the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen

    • @sidetrak85
      @sidetrak85 Рік тому +5

      No comedian with a net worth over 1M is not mainstream. He'a one of my favorites that's how I know he's friends with Rogan, Segura,Diaz,Bert to name a few

    • @mushroommania841
      @mushroommania841 Рік тому +1

      This guys famous asf brother idk bout not mainstream

    • @jennifers.3818
      @jennifers.3818 Рік тому +2

      And his crowd work is A fckin PLUS!

    • @Aur1x1
      @Aur1x1 Рік тому

      I love how Jacob goes on the road with him now bc the two of them giggin each other on stage I one of my fave stand up routines lol 😂😂😂

  • @ivy_savage69
    @ivy_savage69 Рік тому +79

    watched the jump cut special and father of the year back-to-back both for the second time and 30 mins later this comes out, universe is nice.

  • @timojoke1
    @timojoke1 Рік тому +112

    Shout out to the guy taking away the vomit glass. Just a legend.

  • @KatieDeGo
    @KatieDeGo Рік тому +13

    The thumbnail picture is everything!

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Рік тому +52

    Josh's face at 52:11 is priceless. Imagine singing and playing your guitar during a dance off and turning and a woman has taken her eye out and is holding it.

    • @DanceintheRaine666
      @DanceintheRaine666 11 місяців тому +1

      When I was underage, yet in a bar, a REALLY old dude approached our table (3 young girls, my friends being legal) and chatted to my gorgeous friend...mid-story...he reaches up and pokes his nose such that it inverted into his SKULL.
      We lost our composure...
      It's safe to say...I don't even recall what we did...but I suspect there were screams of disbelief (because it was most definitely WEIRD SHIT).
      I DO recall he said he had broken his nose so many times that there was no cartilage left inside the rubbery flesh.
      And that is NOT the "weirdest shit" I have seen in a bar!

  • @darkenchantress2651
    @darkenchantress2651 Рік тому +39

    Crazy story. My aunt and uncle were married for over 20 years, then became swingers with their 2 married friends (who had also been married for over 20 years). One day... long after, they decided to switch significant others, but all 4 decided to stay married with one another and not change anything other than my aunt and the other girl swapping houses. To this day, they all get along and are the closest of friends. My aunt and uncle had a boy that is now and adult and on his own and their 2 friends still have young kids that are in school, the 2 kids spend equal time with thier mom as they do with their dad as verbally agreed, no contracts (so my aunt and uncle pretty much started over). It was definitely a shock to me, but as long as their happy, then that's good enough to me. They may have seemed happy around everyone else, but you never know what's going on behind closed doors. But thankfully they all ended on good terms and can still get along as friends.

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 Рік тому +8

      Dude this is crazy.. my uncle went through basically the same thing! He and his gf moved in with a married couple, would swing together. Then they permanently switched significant others as well! Only thing is the married couple did get a divorce, but aside from that, they stayed friends, probably still doing their thing for years and then my uncle and the ex wife moved to their own place. Still friends though! Wow lol, thats wild how similar the stories are lol

    • @OneOfUsHere
      @OneOfUsHere Рік тому

      It sounds like the couple with the younger kids are separated. Are they?

    • @kennymacdowell1257
      @kennymacdowell1257 Рік тому

      Stop trying to be Theo Von. 😂😂

  • @lyndakerruish4067
    @lyndakerruish4067 Рік тому +6

    Aweee Daaamn "I know you Mark" 😂🤣🤣😅😆😆

  • @sinlessdeath4536
    @sinlessdeath4536 Рік тому +12

    This is awesome I want more crowd work moments and bloopers

  • @bobbybroosta1231
    @bobbybroosta1231 Рік тому +15

    Josh is the ideal father for any child ❤

  • @JadeDragoness77
    @JadeDragoness77 Рік тому +19

    I can never have a bad day as long as your vids are playing. Love ya man.

  • @samhain9394
    @samhain9394 Рік тому +12

    "All potatoes no meat" 😂🤣🤣😭

  • @loricrane5315
    @loricrane5315 Рік тому +3

    Perfect example of why I love your shows.

  • @DBoy8D8
    @DBoy8D8 Рік тому +8

    “If she had a bigger glass she’d still be here!” 😂😂😂

  • @Shakeysmoker1
    @Shakeysmoker1 Рік тому +18

    Best hour on mushrooms ever. I died laughing.

  • @528grave
    @528grave Рік тому +14

    my neighbors hate me for laughin out loud at inappropriate times to this.
    I'm only on the second story.
    SUPERB JOB

  • @TheJamiLeigh1217
    @TheJamiLeigh1217 Рік тому +46

    The woman who was puking so "gracefully" is probably a functioning alcoholic. I can admit to being that way in my late 20s/early 30s. I could vomit and no one would know unless I let them. I think Josh understands because he was married to an alcoholic. It's not a pretty sight but it makes for a hilarious story afterwards 🤣

    • @MosEisleyCantinaStories
      @MosEisleyCantinaStories Рік тому +2

      Bro fr I'm that way. Noone knows when I'm sick cause I am a functioning alcoholic

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 Рік тому +2

      As a functional alcoholic yeah thats how it is, i have the genetic ability to be able to puke with no one finding out lol

    • @DanceintheRaine666
      @DanceintheRaine666 11 місяців тому +1

      I was sitting at my large table in my log cabin...we had the log guys make a log picnic table (which we have inside as the cabin is not yet to lockup).
      A group of pethaps 10 people are sitting at the table...and there is a woman to my left (at the end of the long half log "seat".)
      This woman was ~ one could say ~ very drunk, and mid-story, she turns...(thankfully AWAY from me [because she's a lady]) and VOMITS on the seat.
      Without missing a beat, she continues the story...
      I dry-heaved ~ repeatedly ~ I could not stop mysrlf...and THAT was the only thing anyone noticed.
      I excused myself, a few minutes later, ostensibly to get control of my nausea, (when another person began a hilarious story and all attention was on HIM), retrieved a cloth from the kitchen, discretely cleaned up the vomit...returned the cloth to the sink/rinse...return to my place beside her...and no one was the wiser.
      I was loathe to leave the vomit soaking into the raw wood, but I hesitated as I did not want to inadvertantly draw attention to her "faux pas" as it was OBVIOUS no one other than I had NOTICED.
      I could barely believe it possible that...no one noticed.
      I am certain, if anyone HAD noticed at that time someone would have LATER referenced it...but no one EVER has.
      I don't even know if SHE remembers "the event" as I have never brought it up to HER (nor anyone from the "lake community"), as I did not want to cause her embarrassment.
      It amazed me that I was the only one who noticed. STEALTH VOMIT.

  • @undefinable68
    @undefinable68 8 місяців тому +2

    My pit mix is a vertical crapper too. I thought he was just a little strange ( for various reasons) but I’m happy to know he’s got a long lost relative as strange as he is.

  • @imcalibro24
    @imcalibro24 Рік тому +15

    You’re a true g for giving the puking lady a chance and not embarrassing her 💪🏽🔥🤙

  • @Duh321
    @Duh321 Рік тому +11

    Love your stuff many funny as hell

  • @TaterFarmer
    @TaterFarmer Рік тому +5

    The dog crap in the ear!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @imthron729
    @imthron729 Рік тому +6

    I’ve been wanting another special for a while and I Finally got one

  • @NixyRose72
    @NixyRose72 Рік тому +4

    I literally couldn't breathe through half of this! 😂 That's a LONG time to quiet wheeze because I was laughing so hard... OMG. It took me a good 10 minutes to get my breath back to type this. Oh God, I'm lightheaded...😮
    😂❤
    Thank you for so many much-needed laughs!❤❤❤

  • @amberparker9883
    @amberparker9883 10 місяців тому +1

    Love how Josh cracks himself up especially when them edibles start kicking his a**! 😂

  • @Aur1x1
    @Aur1x1 Рік тому +4

    "Fuckin yuck!" Across the airport is my favorite bc I too say fuckin yuck when I get grossed out lmao. I don't think there's a cure for my trash mouth 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @quentins5692
    @quentins5692 Рік тому +22

    The butt butter in the airport one gets me every time 😂 how fuckin nasty AND bold do you have to be dude

    • @shyanne3908
      @shyanne3908 Рік тому +2

      The lady really said “FUCKIN YUCK” 😂😂😂

  • @natebrackett2093
    @natebrackett2093 10 місяців тому +1

    i love how at 22:52 he tells someone to put their phone away so nicely instead of getting mad

  • @kaylaray5636
    @kaylaray5636 Рік тому +1

    "I know you Mark" should be in your merch as a bumper sticker. I mean i would buy it immediately 😂😂😂

  • @Mr_Nobody913
    @Mr_Nobody913 Рік тому +10

    You had me at weird

  • @baleighmorey1626
    @baleighmorey1626 8 місяців тому +1

    "Why are you doing that?" 😅 this fucking story killed me. You're my superhero. The things I would do to you 😂❤

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Рік тому +9

    Huge freaking fan dude bro I appreciate you and all you do for us

  • @vannahloveforever
    @vannahloveforever Рік тому +4

    Amazing outro btw. Thoroughly enjoyed

  • @GeorgeTwamers
    @GeorgeTwamers Рік тому +15

    If the server had not taken the empty glass away so soon. That could have been SO much better 😂🤣

  • @charleybetts1053
    @charleybetts1053 Рік тому +21

    Josh does *THE* *BEST* Crowd work!
    This the type of stand-up that I had a little success at.. it's much harder (for me) to put together a whole set: pauses, buildup, punch lines, timing, etc.
    But quick-witted crowd harassment is my Forté! 👍👍

  • @sherylb.3197
    @sherylb.3197 Рік тому +4

    Been watching you since quarantine and shared w so many friends.

  • @gracewilson2952
    @gracewilson2952 Рік тому +3

    I'm so sad I missed Josh when he just came to NZ 😭. Please come back!!

  • @SpinTwisted
    @SpinTwisted Рік тому +5

    I needed this today

  • @yooyoopaa
    @yooyoopaa Рік тому +2

    "like a f*in bird or something, like she was feeding her kid.. Brhm" - had me 😂😂I love how u were supportive

  • @tiborstuver1995
    @tiborstuver1995 Рік тому +1

    The ventriloquist lady throwing up was fuckin Awsome. Genius.

  • @sherylb.3197
    @sherylb.3197 Рік тому +4

    Omg. I’m fricking crying!

  • @brandywine4000
    @brandywine4000 Рік тому +2

    Totally have your dog’s brother. My dog does the exact same thing! Bushes and trees especially!!!

  • @bruisedhelmet8819
    @bruisedhelmet8819 Рік тому +4

    Just got this passed to me by my best friend... who is a red head, tubby and tall so not a leprechaun but you know you can fake it still, AND who I know has a kilt (cause I do too).... Boy do I have questions for him later.
    Priceless.

  • @brandonmason4518
    @brandonmason4518 Рік тому +5

    My dog's the same way, he shits on poles, tall grass, flowers, rocks, fences. Anything that he can feel 😀.

    • @dsilverleaf4668
      @dsilverleaf4668 Рік тому +1

      My dog used to poop in rose bushes exclusively. It' was some painful. Lookin shit

  • @Keelysunshine143
    @Keelysunshine143 Рік тому +4

    Good to see you again... LOL... Hope you're doing well
    ✌💓🙏😇☀😎🎶🕺🍀♿🎇🎉🍄👽🌈

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Рік тому +3

    The song at the end was amazing

  • @MorganBunkley
    @MorganBunkley Рік тому +1

    The 3rd clip. I was at that show 😂😂 for the original story and for the recap.

  • @jordyb8304
    @jordyb8304 Рік тому +1

    My pitty poops the same way 😂😂 I'm dying laughing right now!!!

  • @no.1.2.u
    @no.1.2.u Рік тому +4

    Josh man I've been a fan since you first started appearing online. On a different account (Subbed Again! anyway..) I really Love your stories bro and I gotta be honest I'll go a while without watching Stand Up comedy although I love it! but, every time you pop on my recommendations I always watch because aside from all the humor, your stand up performances take me back to a certain time of my life when I was.. well.. To be honest, back to a time where I didn't think my future would be prison or dead. I'm not a bad guy, I've just been really stuck, lost. So your videos kinda give me an escape from this reality and I just wanna laugh and enjoy where I'm at in the moment. So.. Thanks Josh. Go find all your successes yo you deserve it.

  • @Kayedencegoldfishy-kb7cm
    @Kayedencegoldfishy-kb7cm 9 місяців тому +1

    We love him soooo much

  • @deathflying
    @deathflying Рік тому +13

    When my husband played rugby there were so many guys who wore kilts and they never wore underwear so by the end of the night after ALOT of drinking, all of them would be flashing each other 😂😂

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 10 місяців тому +1

    Watching and absolutely think this is great. Problem, I was a waitress, bartender, bar manager and I am sure..... I would have had to clean the VOMIT 🤢!
    LOVE U! UR THE BEST!

  • @lionhearteq
    @lionhearteq Рік тому +6

    I wish there was an emoji that depicted my face when I heard “I know you Mark”!!!!

  • @aloisplease
    @aloisplease Рік тому +1

    thanks for this. I struggle to sleep without something to listen too♡

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Рік тому +4

    Can never get enough

  • @tdeckler4817
    @tdeckler4817 7 місяців тому +1

    When Josh wolf was on stage screaming about how no one noticed the girl throw up he scared a bee out of my car I have a new found appreciation for this man

  • @joemorales3891
    @joemorales3891 Рік тому +4

    you always make me laugh!! Great shit!

  • @Fireballx2shot
    @Fireballx2shot Рік тому +3

    I don’t know what the hell I am thinking but every once in awhile I decide to watch some Josh videos before going to sleep. Dang I’m an idiot!!! I only got 20 minutes into this video and I’m laughing hysterically. Crap. Now I’m thinking I’ll be up at 3am saying “ok just one more video”.

  • @brittneyblueyes21
    @brittneyblueyes21 Рік тому +1

    I just love this dude

  • @ErikDeMann
    @ErikDeMann Рік тому +5

    Give this man a Netflix Special and a European Tour.

  • @shawnmanchester2014
    @shawnmanchester2014 Рік тому +2

    I was there for the couple married to other people and the next night to confirm that exact story. Was absolutely effn amazing

  • @codymurrell9539
    @codymurrell9539 Рік тому +3

    I was at off the hook comedy club for the cake dispute. Got to say hey before the show, what a great night.

  • @maureendrozda9960
    @maureendrozda9960 Рік тому +2

    Mark Is SO BUSTED!!!🤣

  • @kaylaray5636
    @kaylaray5636 Рік тому +1

    I appreciate you josh wolf😂❤

  • @sherylb.3197
    @sherylb.3197 Рік тому +4

    Still seeing about your tour dates. Think missed last time near me. :(.
    Josh you are hilarious!!!!

  • @CASI_1991
    @CASI_1991 Рік тому +5

    Bro The dogshit Joke was fucking hilarious

  • @alphaslayer9309
    @alphaslayer9309 Рік тому +2

    As a Scottish man the kilt story had me creasin for hours

  • @chellanekrukar4869
    @chellanekrukar4869 Рік тому +1

    OMG!!! The Kilt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 All potatoes, no meat🤣🤣🤣🥰

  • @thepsychoticone615
    @thepsychoticone615 Рік тому +2

    IM HIGH AF AND THE FIRST ONE KILLED ME

  • @colink2582
    @colink2582 Рік тому +4

    I need to know more about the mark night!!!

  • @thestatic
    @thestatic Рік тому +2

    him and Drew Lynch are my faves

  • @freestonsfinest4002
    @freestonsfinest4002 Рік тому +1

    The ending had me dying 😂😂😂 was not expecting that lmfao

  • @nickbloch1288
    @nickbloch1288 Рік тому +1

    Love your comedy

  • @ImaKittyKatt95
    @ImaKittyKatt95 Рік тому +1

    With the kilt you should have said "ooooo baby" after he winked

  • @arkboi2145
    @arkboi2145 Рік тому +6

    There are times when I can't tell if people are just making up a story for some laughs (a joke) or if they're being dead serious and just happen to be that chill and open to shit.

  • @andyh2783
    @andyh2783 Рік тому +2

    Josh's picture should be in the book of comedy right at the beginning of the crowd work section.....he's a master

  • @Kayedencegoldfishy-kb7cm
    @Kayedencegoldfishy-kb7cm 9 місяців тому +1

    We love him

  • @tonya1857
    @tonya1857 Рік тому +13

    You all want to see his best show?!?!? UA-cam "josh wolf here for the fun" you won't be sorry..

  • @LuisaD93
    @LuisaD93 Рік тому +1

    Omg 😱 hearing her wretch tho in between him talking almost had me wretch 😅

  • @segari58able
    @segari58able Рік тому +5

    Will Jacob be with you in Nashville at Zanies Feb 25th? My wife and I are coming from Georgia and can't wait to see you!!
    #BeSafeSafeSafe

    • @dsilverleaf4668
      @dsilverleaf4668 Рік тому +1

      Sup Brandon. I'm Canadian eh, how much does it cost to see Mr Wolf. I'm curious?

  • @sanditerbeek3796
    @sanditerbeek3796 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely hilarious 😂 😂

  • @simpsons721
    @simpsons721 Рік тому +6

    From jre to joey to josh. That vomit was fawked!

  • @lunarjedi7788
    @lunarjedi7788 Рік тому +1

    Love this guy

  • @arketb
    @arketb Рік тому +4

    I can't wait for you to be near albany ny. Only comedian I know I'd be completely fine with being made fun of front row hahah

  • @TheUn4gvnmetalhead
    @TheUn4gvnmetalhead Рік тому +5

    I was at the show after the puke incident 😂😂

  • @shannonpiette5510
    @shannonpiette5510 Рік тому +1

    Omg intent to sniff or lick hand to swipe lmao

  • @nickmartinez5644
    @nickmartinez5644 Рік тому +2

    Best outro song yet lol

  • @marycain1251
    @marycain1251 Рік тому +3

    Hi!! First of all I loved this special!! You NEVER cease to amaze me.. So I thank you for that. It was also the highlight of my day that when I opened up my UA-cam app for the first time in almost 5 months because I have been recovering from a stroke( not giving that info for pity) Reason being is upon opening my application..the VERY first thing is your special "Weird Stories"
    I immediately clicked on it and for the first time in several months I was able to appreciate,understand and actually laugh..😂
    I'm sorry if I rambled but what I just told you was a very big deal for me. So again. THANK YOU for being YOU! I am off to watch the many Hey Maans I have missed.. (I'm sorry if I have misspellins)

    • @LuisaD93
      @LuisaD93 Рік тому

      Glad you made it and are able to appreciate and laugh once again! Stay healthy and good luck!✨

  • @codysheffield6902
    @codysheffield6902 Рік тому +4

    Still wanting to take yall up on the hey man tattoo and to smoke with you and Jacob

  • @adamrobinson4982
    @adamrobinson4982 Рік тому +1

    The fact the vomit was caught on audio lolol

  • @animalsandiphones
    @animalsandiphones Рік тому +8

    People don’t understand that depending where you live sometimes you have to travel an hour or more to see shows at…

  • @bobbihancock5012
    @bobbihancock5012 Рік тому +3

    Geese and swans are mean AF but it’s usually because you accidentally get too close to their nest… hence, 2 attacking and the rest fleeing

    • @hippiecowgirl4231
      @hippiecowgirl4231 Рік тому +1

      They are great watchdogs. And they grab a hunk of your flesh and twist, HARD. It hurts!

  • @jophillips2532
    @jophillips2532 2 місяці тому

    I have a good one. Just to add my two cents to his dog walking activities.
    My friend went away for a week end, and needed someone to take him home for that time. My husband offered and guess who had to actually take care of him. I fed him, I walked him, and he slept on me.
    First day walks went well. We live in town so I had to pick up his stool. Remember my friend lives in the county and was never on a leash. He tolerated that even when he only peed a thousand times.
    Second day, and he would not do his business. But at bedtime I guess he couldn’t hold it any longer. So just before we got home he backed up in thick bushes and did it there. He DID NOT want me to pick up his crap!
    LOL.

  • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
    @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Рік тому +3

    Josh Wolf lets me know I can still look damn good at 50.

  • @nadineboiz
    @nadineboiz Рік тому +5

    😂😂😂😂 I love your fucking your profligately weirdness with you and your family. “The kilt story has me on the floor with tears 😂 I’d love to see you one day. Unless you come to Red Deer, Alberta Canada let me know #weirdshit

  • @spazzychalk
    @spazzychalk 11 місяців тому

    It was good to finally see the vomit video I've heard so much about in other specials

  • @johnn3542
    @johnn3542 Рік тому +1

    I had a weird pooping dog... in flower pots, even got one molded into a chicken wire fence.

  • @stephenjames3377
    @stephenjames3377 Рік тому +2

    Had to wipe to take the next swipe. @Josh Wolf minute 20:44, you're welcome to enjoy another laugh, take my humour and spread it...