I listen to 'here for the fun' every single day during my shower!!! You have RUINED so many songs for me.. I want you to know that. You by far are my favorite comic..
The way he handled the lady getting sick was absolutely masterful. So many other comedians would’ve went pretty cruel with it but he maintained impeccable character. The man is gifted. ✌️
I was watching this just fine, until the point that the glass was filled with her vomit. I started to do that gag you do before the vomit comes .. yeah, you know the one. Had to walk away until it stopped.
No comedian with a net worth over 1M is not mainstream. He'a one of my favorites that's how I know he's friends with Rogan, Segura,Diaz,Bert to name a few
Crazy story. My aunt and uncle were married for over 20 years, then became swingers with their 2 married friends (who had also been married for over 20 years). One day... long after, they decided to switch significant others, but all 4 decided to stay married with one another and not change anything other than my aunt and the other girl swapping houses. To this day, they all get along and are the closest of friends. My aunt and uncle had a boy that is now and adult and on his own and their 2 friends still have young kids that are in school, the 2 kids spend equal time with thier mom as they do with their dad as verbally agreed, no contracts (so my aunt and uncle pretty much started over). It was definitely a shock to me, but as long as their happy, then that's good enough to me. They may have seemed happy around everyone else, but you never know what's going on behind closed doors. But thankfully they all ended on good terms and can still get along as friends.
Dude this is crazy.. my uncle went through basically the same thing! He and his gf moved in with a married couple, would swing together. Then they permanently switched significant others as well! Only thing is the married couple did get a divorce, but aside from that, they stayed friends, probably still doing their thing for years and then my uncle and the ex wife moved to their own place. Still friends though! Wow lol, thats wild how similar the stories are lol
Josh's face at 52:11 is priceless. Imagine singing and playing your guitar during a dance off and turning and a woman has taken her eye out and is holding it.
When I was underage, yet in a bar, a REALLY old dude approached our table (3 young girls, my friends being legal) and chatted to my gorgeous friend...mid-story...he reaches up and pokes his nose such that it inverted into his SKULL. We lost our composure... It's safe to say...I don't even recall what we did...but I suspect there were screams of disbelief (because it was most definitely WEIRD SHIT). I DO recall he said he had broken his nose so many times that there was no cartilage left inside the rubbery flesh. And that is NOT the "weirdest shit" I have seen in a bar!
My pit mix is a vertical crapper too. I thought he was just a little strange ( for various reasons) but I’m happy to know he’s got a long lost relative as strange as he is.
The woman who was puking so "gracefully" is probably a functioning alcoholic. I can admit to being that way in my late 20s/early 30s. I could vomit and no one would know unless I let them. I think Josh understands because he was married to an alcoholic. It's not a pretty sight but it makes for a hilarious story afterwards 🤣
I was sitting at my large table in my log cabin...we had the log guys make a log picnic table (which we have inside as the cabin is not yet to lockup). A group of pethaps 10 people are sitting at the table...and there is a woman to my left (at the end of the long half log "seat".) This woman was ~ one could say ~ very drunk, and mid-story, she turns...(thankfully AWAY from me [because she's a lady]) and VOMITS on the seat. Without missing a beat, she continues the story... I dry-heaved ~ repeatedly ~ I could not stop mysrlf...and THAT was the only thing anyone noticed. I excused myself, a few minutes later, ostensibly to get control of my nausea, (when another person began a hilarious story and all attention was on HIM), retrieved a cloth from the kitchen, discretely cleaned up the vomit...returned the cloth to the sink/rinse...return to my place beside her...and no one was the wiser. I was loathe to leave the vomit soaking into the raw wood, but I hesitated as I did not want to inadvertantly draw attention to her "faux pas" as it was OBVIOUS no one other than I had NOTICED. I could barely believe it possible that...no one noticed. I am certain, if anyone HAD noticed at that time someone would have LATER referenced it...but no one EVER has. I don't even know if SHE remembers "the event" as I have never brought it up to HER (nor anyone from the "lake community"), as I did not want to cause her embarrassment. It amazed me that I was the only one who noticed. STEALTH VOMIT.
"Fuckin yuck!" Across the airport is my favorite bc I too say fuckin yuck when I get grossed out lmao. I don't think there's a cure for my trash mouth 😂😂😂😂😂
I literally couldn't breathe through half of this! 😂 That's a LONG time to quiet wheeze because I was laughing so hard... OMG. It took me a good 10 minutes to get my breath back to type this. Oh God, I'm lightheaded...😮 😂❤ Thank you for so many much-needed laughs!❤❤❤
Just got this passed to me by my best friend... who is a red head, tubby and tall so not a leprechaun but you know you can fake it still, AND who I know has a kilt (cause I do too).... Boy do I have questions for him later. Priceless.
Josh does *THE* *BEST* Crowd work! This the type of stand-up that I had a little success at.. it's much harder (for me) to put together a whole set: pauses, buildup, punch lines, timing, etc. But quick-witted crowd harassment is my Forté! 👍👍
When Josh wolf was on stage screaming about how no one noticed the girl throw up he scared a bee out of my car I have a new found appreciation for this man
Josh man I've been a fan since you first started appearing online. On a different account (Subbed Again! anyway..) I really Love your stories bro and I gotta be honest I'll go a while without watching Stand Up comedy although I love it! but, every time you pop on my recommendations I always watch because aside from all the humor, your stand up performances take me back to a certain time of my life when I was.. well.. To be honest, back to a time where I didn't think my future would be prison or dead. I'm not a bad guy, I've just been really stuck, lost. So your videos kinda give me an escape from this reality and I just wanna laugh and enjoy where I'm at in the moment. So.. Thanks Josh. Go find all your successes yo you deserve it.
There are times when I can't tell if people are just making up a story for some laughs (a joke) or if they're being dead serious and just happen to be that chill and open to shit.
When my husband played rugby there were so many guys who wore kilts and they never wore underwear so by the end of the night after ALOT of drinking, all of them would be flashing each other 😂😂
I don’t know what the hell I am thinking but every once in awhile I decide to watch some Josh videos before going to sleep. Dang I’m an idiot!!! I only got 20 minutes into this video and I’m laughing hysterically. Crap. Now I’m thinking I’ll be up at 3am saying “ok just one more video”.
49:32 A goose was hissing at my little Chihuahua, who was just being a well-behaved service dog, and it raised its feathers at him. I got in front of my dog and said "Uh uh! No!" To the goose and it backed off. I was ready to fight it. Some dude was laughing at the situation, which it was hilarious.
Watching and absolutely think this is great. Problem, I was a waitress, bartender, bar manager and I am sure..... I would have had to clean the VOMIT 🤢! LOVE U! UR THE BEST!
Hi!! First of all I loved this special!! You NEVER cease to amaze me.. So I thank you for that. It was also the highlight of my day that when I opened up my UA-cam app for the first time in almost 5 months because I have been recovering from a stroke( not giving that info for pity) Reason being is upon opening my application..the VERY first thing is your special "Weird Stories" I immediately clicked on it and for the first time in several months I was able to appreciate,understand and actually laugh..😂 I'm sorry if I rambled but what I just told you was a very big deal for me. So again. THANK YOU for being YOU! I am off to watch the many Hey Maans I have missed.. (I'm sorry if I have misspellins)
22:42 i could never kill a spider. I heard a story when i was a kid about spiders. There was once a family fleeing from war and hid to a cave, after they enter a spider went on to build a spider web house at the entrance of that cave. Soldiers looking for them passed on that cave because they thought if the entered that cave the spider web shouldve been destroyed. Until now i havent changed my perception of them. Unless its a fkin tarantula
I have a good one. Just to add my two cents to his dog walking activities. My friend went away for a week end, and needed someone to take him home for that time. My husband offered and guess who had to actually take care of him. I fed him, I walked him, and he slept on me. First day walks went well. We live in town so I had to pick up his stool. Remember my friend lives in the county and was never on a leash. He tolerated that even when he only peed a thousand times. Second day, and he would not do his business. But at bedtime I guess he couldn’t hold it any longer. So just before we got home he backed up in thick bushes and did it there. He DID NOT want me to pick up his crap! LOL.
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I listen to 'here for the fun' every single day during my shower!!! You have RUINED so many songs for me.. I want you to know that. You by far are my favorite comic..
hey josh if u like weird shit look up cake farts
Thank you SO MUCH for this!!! Ive been DYING laughing the entire time! Seriously needed to laugh today. You're the best!
soooo I'm guessing Mark shouldn't go to The Cheesecake Factory ?
Fight me, anywhere any day.
"I know you, Mark"😂🤣😂
He's so dead 🤣
What happened to MARK!!!!
@@LaLa-hg5ki he’s single now
@@ryansadventurepage7336 Were you the one who knew Mark?! Good he should be.
@@LaLa-hg5ki I’m joking lol
The way he handled the lady getting sick was absolutely masterful. So many other comedians would’ve went pretty cruel with it but he maintained impeccable character. The man is gifted. ✌️
I think hes a pro from experience. Jacobs mom was an alcoholic and he probably had similar experiences with her.
Ron white would have joined her 😂
I was watching this just fine, until the point that the glass was filled with her vomit. I started to do that gag you do before the vomit comes .. yeah, you know the one.
Had to walk away until it stopped.
Yes! He could have easy be cruel in his position but he praised her even and all acording to his character, was great to watch
I wonder if she was a... "chunky" woman!
*dad laugh wheeze with a knee slap*
Dude with the kilt should have said “I’m gonna fight you so hard!!”😂😂
😂
Oh I wish I had lol
That would have been EPIC!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yessss that would have got him to question himself 🤣🤣🤣
Josh has got to be the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen
No comedian with a net worth over 1M is not mainstream. He'a one of my favorites that's how I know he's friends with Rogan, Segura,Diaz,Bert to name a few
This guys famous asf brother idk bout not mainstream
And his crowd work is A fckin PLUS!
I love how Jacob goes on the road with him now bc the two of them giggin each other on stage I one of my fave stand up routines lol 😂😂😂
watched the jump cut special and father of the year back-to-back both for the second time and 30 mins later this comes out, universe is nice.
Crazy story. My aunt and uncle were married for over 20 years, then became swingers with their 2 married friends (who had also been married for over 20 years). One day... long after, they decided to switch significant others, but all 4 decided to stay married with one another and not change anything other than my aunt and the other girl swapping houses. To this day, they all get along and are the closest of friends. My aunt and uncle had a boy that is now and adult and on his own and their 2 friends still have young kids that are in school, the 2 kids spend equal time with thier mom as they do with their dad as verbally agreed, no contracts (so my aunt and uncle pretty much started over). It was definitely a shock to me, but as long as their happy, then that's good enough to me. They may have seemed happy around everyone else, but you never know what's going on behind closed doors. But thankfully they all ended on good terms and can still get along as friends.
Dude this is crazy.. my uncle went through basically the same thing! He and his gf moved in with a married couple, would swing together. Then they permanently switched significant others as well! Only thing is the married couple did get a divorce, but aside from that, they stayed friends, probably still doing their thing for years and then my uncle and the ex wife moved to their own place. Still friends though! Wow lol, thats wild how similar the stories are lol
It sounds like the couple with the younger kids are separated. Are they?
Stop trying to be Theo Von. 😂😂
Josh's face at 52:11 is priceless. Imagine singing and playing your guitar during a dance off and turning and a woman has taken her eye out and is holding it.
When I was underage, yet in a bar, a REALLY old dude approached our table (3 young girls, my friends being legal) and chatted to my gorgeous friend...mid-story...he reaches up and pokes his nose such that it inverted into his SKULL.
We lost our composure...
It's safe to say...I don't even recall what we did...but I suspect there were screams of disbelief (because it was most definitely WEIRD SHIT).
I DO recall he said he had broken his nose so many times that there was no cartilage left inside the rubbery flesh.
And that is NOT the "weirdest shit" I have seen in a bar!
The thumbnail picture is everything!
Aweee Daaamn "I know you Mark" 😂🤣🤣😅😆😆
Shout out to the guy taking away the vomit glass. Just a legend.
i love how at 22:52 he tells someone to put their phone away so nicely instead of getting mad
“If she had a bigger glass she’d still be here!” 😂😂😂
"All potatoes no meat" 😂🤣🤣😭
My pit mix is a vertical crapper too. I thought he was just a little strange ( for various reasons) but I’m happy to know he’s got a long lost relative as strange as he is.
Josh is the ideal father for any child ❤
"Why are you doing that?" 😅 this fucking story killed me. You're my superhero. The things I would do to you 😂❤
Perfect example of why I love your shows.
You’re a true g for giving the puking lady a chance and not embarrassing her 💪🏽🔥🤙
The woman who was puking so "gracefully" is probably a functioning alcoholic. I can admit to being that way in my late 20s/early 30s. I could vomit and no one would know unless I let them. I think Josh understands because he was married to an alcoholic. It's not a pretty sight but it makes for a hilarious story afterwards 🤣
Bro fr I'm that way. Noone knows when I'm sick cause I am a functioning alcoholic
As a functional alcoholic yeah thats how it is, i have the genetic ability to be able to puke with no one finding out lol
I was sitting at my large table in my log cabin...we had the log guys make a log picnic table (which we have inside as the cabin is not yet to lockup).
A group of pethaps 10 people are sitting at the table...and there is a woman to my left (at the end of the long half log "seat".)
This woman was ~ one could say ~ very drunk, and mid-story, she turns...(thankfully AWAY from me [because she's a lady]) and VOMITS on the seat.
Without missing a beat, she continues the story...
I dry-heaved ~ repeatedly ~ I could not stop mysrlf...and THAT was the only thing anyone noticed.
I excused myself, a few minutes later, ostensibly to get control of my nausea, (when another person began a hilarious story and all attention was on HIM), retrieved a cloth from the kitchen, discretely cleaned up the vomit...returned the cloth to the sink/rinse...return to my place beside her...and no one was the wiser.
I was loathe to leave the vomit soaking into the raw wood, but I hesitated as I did not want to inadvertantly draw attention to her "faux pas" as it was OBVIOUS no one other than I had NOTICED.
I could barely believe it possible that...no one noticed.
I am certain, if anyone HAD noticed at that time someone would have LATER referenced it...but no one EVER has.
I don't even know if SHE remembers "the event" as I have never brought it up to HER (nor anyone from the "lake community"), as I did not want to cause her embarrassment.
It amazed me that I was the only one who noticed. STEALTH VOMIT.
This is awesome I want more crowd work moments and bloopers
I can never have a bad day as long as your vids are playing. Love ya man.
"Fuckin yuck!" Across the airport is my favorite bc I too say fuckin yuck when I get grossed out lmao. I don't think there's a cure for my trash mouth 😂😂😂😂😂
Best hour on mushrooms ever. I died laughing.
The dog crap in the ear!!!🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been wanting another special for a while and I Finally got one
The butt butter in the airport one gets me every time 😂 how fuckin nasty AND bold do you have to be dude
The lady really said “FUCKIN YUCK” 😂😂😂
You had me at weird
Love how Josh cracks himself up especially when them edibles start kicking his a**! 😂
my neighbors hate me for laughin out loud at inappropriate times to this.
I'm only on the second story.
SUPERB JOB
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Omg my neighbors too!! 😂
I literally couldn't breathe through half of this! 😂 That's a LONG time to quiet wheeze because I was laughing so hard... OMG. It took me a good 10 minutes to get my breath back to type this. Oh God, I'm lightheaded...😮
😂❤
Thank you for so many much-needed laughs!❤❤❤
Just got this passed to me by my best friend... who is a red head, tubby and tall so not a leprechaun but you know you can fake it still, AND who I know has a kilt (cause I do too).... Boy do I have questions for him later.
Priceless.
We love him soooo much
Omg. I’m fricking crying!
38:34 My mom's Chihuahua walks as he poops. Like he does a weird walk while he's squatting and pooping. It's hilarious!
Love your stuff many funny as hell
Josh does *THE* *BEST* Crowd work!
This the type of stand-up that I had a little success at.. it's much harder (for me) to put together a whole set: pauses, buildup, punch lines, timing, etc.
But quick-witted crowd harassment is my Forté! 👍👍
The 3rd clip. I was at that show 😂😂 for the original story and for the recap.
"I know you Mark" should be in your merch as a bumper sticker. I mean i would buy it immediately 😂😂😂
When Josh wolf was on stage screaming about how no one noticed the girl throw up he scared a bee out of my car I have a new found appreciation for this man
I'm so sad I missed Josh when he just came to NZ 😭. Please come back!!
Huge freaking fan dude bro I appreciate you and all you do for us
Mark Is SO BUSTED!!!🤣
The song at the end was amazing
I just love this dude
Been watching you since quarantine and shared w so many friends.
"like a f*in bird or something, like she was feeding her kid.. Brhm" - had me 😂😂I love how u were supportive
Amazing outro btw. Thoroughly enjoyed
The ventriloquist lady throwing up was fuckin Awsome. Genius.
him and Drew Lynch are my faves
Give this man a Netflix Special and a European Tour.
I needed this today
IM HIGH AF AND THE FIRST ONE KILLED ME
I wish there was an emoji that depicted my face when I heard “I know you Mark”!!!!
If the server had not taken the empty glass away so soon. That could have been SO much better 😂🤣
Josh man I've been a fan since you first started appearing online. On a different account (Subbed Again! anyway..) I really Love your stories bro and I gotta be honest I'll go a while without watching Stand Up comedy although I love it! but, every time you pop on my recommendations I always watch because aside from all the humor, your stand up performances take me back to a certain time of my life when I was.. well.. To be honest, back to a time where I didn't think my future would be prison or dead. I'm not a bad guy, I've just been really stuck, lost. So your videos kinda give me an escape from this reality and I just wanna laugh and enjoy where I'm at in the moment. So.. Thanks Josh. Go find all your successes yo you deserve it.
My dog's the same way, he shits on poles, tall grass, flowers, rocks, fences. Anything that he can feel 😀.
My dog used to poop in rose bushes exclusively. It' was some painful. Lookin shit
Love your comedy
Bro The dogshit Joke was fucking hilarious
My pitty poops the same way 😂😂 I'm dying laughing right now!!!
I was there for the couple married to other people and the next night to confirm that exact story. Was absolutely effn amazing
Can never get enough
You all want to see his best show?!?!? UA-cam "josh wolf here for the fun" you won't be sorry..
Thx eh.
Tip of my hat to you.
No
Father of the year!!
There are times when I can't tell if people are just making up a story for some laughs (a joke) or if they're being dead serious and just happen to be that chill and open to shit.
When my husband played rugby there were so many guys who wore kilts and they never wore underwear so by the end of the night after ALOT of drinking, all of them would be flashing each other 😂😂
We love him
As a Scottish man the kilt story had me creasin for hours
I was at off the hook comedy club for the cake dispute. Got to say hey before the show, what a great night.
OMG!!! The Kilt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 All potatoes, no meat🤣🤣🤣🥰
thanks for this. I struggle to sleep without something to listen too♡
I need to know more about the mark night!!!
Totally have your dog’s brother. My dog does the exact same thing! Bushes and trees especially!!!
I don’t know what the hell I am thinking but every once in awhile I decide to watch some Josh videos before going to sleep. Dang I’m an idiot!!! I only got 20 minutes into this video and I’m laughing hysterically. Crap. Now I’m thinking I’ll be up at 3am saying “ok just one more video”.
Me too!!
Josh's picture should be in the book of comedy right at the beginning of the crowd work section.....he's a master
I appreciate you josh wolf😂❤
49:32 A goose was hissing at my little Chihuahua, who was just being a well-behaved service dog, and it raised its feathers at him. I got in front of my dog and said "Uh uh! No!" To the goose and it backed off. I was ready to fight it. Some dude was laughing at the situation, which it was hilarious.
Omg 😱 hearing her wretch tho in between him talking almost had me wretch 😅
Watching and absolutely think this is great. Problem, I was a waitress, bartender, bar manager and I am sure..... I would have had to clean the VOMIT 🤢!
LOVE U! UR THE BEST!
Good to see you again... LOL... Hope you're doing well
✌💓🙏😇☀😎🎶🕺🍀♿🎇🎉🍄👽🌈
With the kilt you should have said "ooooo baby" after he winked
Still seeing about your tour dates. Think missed last time near me. :(.
Josh you are hilarious!!!!
you always make me laugh!! Great shit!
People don’t understand that depending where you live sometimes you have to travel an hour or more to see shows at…
Hi!! First of all I loved this special!! You NEVER cease to amaze me.. So I thank you for that. It was also the highlight of my day that when I opened up my UA-cam app for the first time in almost 5 months because I have been recovering from a stroke( not giving that info for pity) Reason being is upon opening my application..the VERY first thing is your special "Weird Stories"
I immediately clicked on it and for the first time in several months I was able to appreciate,understand and actually laugh..😂
I'm sorry if I rambled but what I just told you was a very big deal for me. So again. THANK YOU for being YOU! I am off to watch the many Hey Maans I have missed.. (I'm sorry if I have misspellins)
Glad you made it and are able to appreciate and laugh once again! Stay healthy and good luck!✨
The ending had me dying 😂😂😂 was not expecting that lmfao
22:42 i could never kill a spider. I heard a story when i was a kid about spiders. There was once a family fleeing from war and hid to a cave, after they enter a spider went on to build a spider web house at the entrance of that cave. Soldiers looking for them passed on that cave because they thought if the entered that cave the spider web shouldve been destroyed. Until now i havent changed my perception of them. Unless its a fkin tarantula
There was nothing funny about the spider bit.
I have a good one. Just to add my two cents to his dog walking activities.
My friend went away for a week end, and needed someone to take him home for that time. My husband offered and guess who had to actually take care of him. I fed him, I walked him, and he slept on me.
First day walks went well. We live in town so I had to pick up his stool. Remember my friend lives in the county and was never on a leash. He tolerated that even when he only peed a thousand times.
Second day, and he would not do his business. But at bedtime I guess he couldn’t hold it any longer. So just before we got home he backed up in thick bushes and did it there. He DID NOT want me to pick up his crap!
LOL.
Love this guy
Omg intent to sniff or lick hand to swipe lmao
The fact the vomit was caught on audio lolol
Josh Wolf lets me know I can still look damn good at 50.
Will Jacob be with you in Nashville at Zanies Feb 25th? My wife and I are coming from Georgia and can't wait to see you!!
#BeSafeSafeSafe
Sup Brandon. I'm Canadian eh, how much does it cost to see Mr Wolf. I'm curious?
I had a weird pooping dog... in flower pots, even got one molded into a chicken wire fence.
Best outro song yet lol
I was at the show after the puke incident 😂😂
I know the kilt guy 😂😂😂
Absolutely hilarious 😂 😂
Had to wipe to take the next swipe. @Josh Wolf minute 20:44, you're welcome to enjoy another laugh, take my humour and spread it...
Still wanting to take yall up on the hey man tattoo and to smoke with you and Jacob
Geese and swans are mean AF but it’s usually because you accidentally get too close to their nest… hence, 2 attacking and the rest fleeing
They are great watchdogs. And they grab a hunk of your flesh and twist, HARD. It hurts!