Every byakuya audio I could find for you kinnies and simps

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  • @JWishnov
    @JWishnov 3 роки тому +6490

    (bored, browsing UA-cam at night)
    (stumbles across thirty minute compilation of his own voice)
    Oh, uh...hi I guess

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 роки тому +1339

      WAITWAIT HOLD UP ARE YOU ACTUALLY JASON?? I CANNOT TELL BUT WAS I JUST NOTICED BY MY COMFORT CHARACTERS VOICE ACTOR??

    • @JWishnov
      @JWishnov 3 роки тому +1270

      @@ajax8157 Yes? I think so. (checks ID) Yup

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 роки тому +528

      wait i-
      why are you so wholesome, that's illegal, sir-

    • @MsLaughLiveLife
      @MsLaughLiveLife 3 роки тому +282

      YOU ARE MY NEW RELIGION!!! 🏃‍♀️

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 роки тому +827

      i come back here everyday to remember i was noticed by jason wishnov

  • @ryrogirl8318
    @ryrogirl8318 3 роки тому +4464

    “W O O F W O O F B A R K B A R K”

    • @ourania7563
      @ourania7563 3 роки тому +41

      Finally someone said it👑

    • @ILikePekoPekoyama
      @ILikePekoPekoyama 3 роки тому +28

      It's a weird dog

    • @confused_shark2537
      @confused_shark2537 3 роки тому +10

      oh hai nagito

    • @clatyra2473
      @clatyra2473 3 роки тому +12

      hello welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, Bread on the floor.
      Toasted|Roasted.

    • @soup2215
      @soup2215 3 роки тому +5

      I READ THAT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT

  • @pagdhsnsb
    @pagdhsnsb 3 роки тому +8409

    I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIS VA LMAO

  • @taroteagacha2155
    @taroteagacha2155 3 роки тому +4961

    Byakuya dropped kicked a baby for self defense

  • @mei-bm5vp
    @mei-bm5vp 3 роки тому +1133

    His VA is probably so tired of us requesting audios I- 😭✋✨

  • @wrsgeuiaeuhaerijtg
    @wrsgeuiaeuhaerijtg 3 роки тому +3817

    byakuya: *basically the definition of an a**hole*
    byakuya's va: probably the sweetest person-

    • @tokofukawa4091
      @tokofukawa4091 3 роки тому +192

      D-DONT SAY THAT ABOUT BYAKUYA

    • @Isaac-ec6rw
      @Isaac-ec6rw 3 роки тому +116

      BYAKUYA IS NOT AN ASSHOLE

    • @wonderlemons
      @wonderlemons 3 роки тому +56

      byakuya is not asshole 😡😡

    • @mar420.74
      @mar420.74 3 роки тому +54

      Byakuya is not an asshole. 🤬

    • @sabinastrash6813
      @sabinastrash6813 3 роки тому +48

      Bee ah coo yah is NOT ay whole.

  • @ashomaru
    @ashomaru 3 роки тому +5014

    Togami talking abt showering
    Me: wait but doesn’t toko-

    • @starpearlinterlude
      @starpearlinterlude 3 роки тому +536

      Toko's not a trend follower, she's a different breed🥵🥶😼

    • @nakaharasatori
      @nakaharasatori 3 роки тому +346

      @@starpearlinterlude toko’s not like the other girls 🙄🙄😎😎🤪🤪

    • @drremulous
      @drremulous 3 роки тому +123

      @@Pepinito16 No kidding.

    • @byakuyatogami8530
      @byakuyatogami8530 3 роки тому +155

      @@Pepinito16
      Built worse.

    • @lesom06
      @lesom06 3 роки тому +22

      ua-cam.com/video/KezzCWKPig8/v-deo.html thank you for reminding me of this.

  • @katsu01
    @katsu01 3 роки тому +12640

    he’s probably recorded more of these then actual lines from the game lol

    • @valkyrieagainsttheworld
      @valkyrieagainsttheworld 3 роки тому +524

      This makes me want to check how long all together are Byakuya’s voice lines add up to

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 роки тому +298

      @@valkyrieagainsttheworld it’s 40 minutes long apparently

    • @parkinsbeau
      @parkinsbeau 3 роки тому +270

      there was like, barely any talking in the first game compared to the other ones😭

    • @mokezhiyu
      @mokezhiyu 3 роки тому +21

      i love yuor pfp,,,,, 👉👈

    • @alyciaa3562
      @alyciaa3562 3 роки тому +97

      @@parkinsbeau it was all “hm. oh! got it. wait. no.” LMAO

  • @oonooooooooo
    @oonooooooooo 3 роки тому +619

    drinking game: take a shot everytime they made him say “poggers, pog, pogchamp, maid dress, catboy, cat maid, etc”

  • @ajax8157
    @ajax8157  3 роки тому +831

    AYO WTF I JUST CAME BAVK HERE AND MY VIDEO IS LIKE FAMOUS??? WTF????

    • @Tommys_Starz
      @Tommys_Starz 3 роки тому +4

      Damn Congarts-💃~🗡Peko from the collab on tiktok😌💅🗡

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 роки тому +1

      @@Tommys_Starz thank you peko 😩😩

    • @darlingkaito
      @darlingkaito 3 роки тому

      BAHAHGSAJHA

    • @quinnlinehan1879
      @quinnlinehan1879 3 роки тому +2

      AYYY DAZAI FANNN MY PFP IS SKK

    • @yurif4n
      @yurif4n 3 роки тому

      ahhhh yesss

  • @anenbylittlepotato9737
    @anenbylittlepotato9737 3 роки тому +6717

    I ain't even a Byakuya simp or kinny, these are just fucking hysterical.

    • @lmoo3531
      @lmoo3531 3 роки тому +232

      Hello, I'm a Byakuya kinnie. We exist.

    • @deejay7208
      @deejay7208 3 роки тому +67

      SAME LMAO

    • @OakieTea
      @OakieTea 3 роки тому +36

      @@lmoo3531 whats a kinnie?

    • @lmoo3531
      @lmoo3531 3 роки тому +131

      @@OakieTea It means that you really relate to the character. For example, the aforementioned character Byakuya, is a character I really relate to. So, I am a Byakuya kinnie. I kin that character. Hope this helps!

    • @OakieTea
      @OakieTea 3 роки тому +52

      @@lmoo3531 can you be multiple kinnies?

  • @popeval6654
    @popeval6654 3 роки тому +4952

    my friend showed this to me because i was intrigued when she said, and i quote, "In danganronpa, there is a character that is basically anime boy ben shapiro"

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 роки тому +219

      i mean she’s not wrong

    • @faresalsayed9005
      @faresalsayed9005 3 роки тому +325

      **byakuya togami Destroys you with facts and logic**

    • @fishie5495
      @fishie5495 3 роки тому +139

      *TELL EM NAEGI*

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 роки тому +98

      I have never played danganronpa but your sisters explanation of this character has got me intriqued

    • @randumbperson4068
      @randumbperson4068 3 роки тому +16

      *f a c t s*

  • @derply05
    @derply05 3 роки тому +3115

    YA’LL BROKE HIM

  • @cuponoodles2709
    @cuponoodles2709 3 роки тому +611

    “No, Makoto, BakuDeku is NOT toxic, it’s a relationship, that’s based on love and trust. Sit down, anti.”
    IM SCREAMINGSVSHSBSHSHSN

    • @foblobster8685
      @foblobster8685 3 роки тому +12

      LMAOOOOO

    • @nirbanana013
      @nirbanana013 3 роки тому +19

      that’s the funniest one 😭😭😭

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 3 роки тому +14

      @@nirbanana013 WHATS THE TIMESTAMPPP

    • @5Chr5ome5
      @5Chr5ome5 3 роки тому +5

      ew that shit shouldn't exist

    • @Idy.llic_starr
      @Idy.llic_starr 2 роки тому +27

      The ironic part is that its literally one of the most toxic mha ships lmaooo

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 3 роки тому +420

    The amount of times Byakuya tells us all to go to therapy
    It's almost like he's trying to tell us something...... 🤔

  • @ryrogirl8318
    @ryrogirl8318 3 роки тому +2346

    togami saying shit. that’s it. that’s the comment

    • @k9carniv0re
      @k9carniv0re 3 роки тому +27

      a true literary masterpiece

    • @vynbit
      @vynbit 3 роки тому +1

      timestamp

    • @vynbit
      @vynbit 3 роки тому +19

      nevermind found it 3:12

    • @chronox1269
      @chronox1269 3 роки тому +1

      As soon as I saw this comment he said it

    • @millygrant4404
      @millygrant4404 3 роки тому +4

      YES I cannot cope when he swears

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 3 роки тому +1957

    WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE "birds be like..." AUDIO??? THAT SHIT HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

  • @downrightannoying3922
    @downrightannoying3922 3 роки тому +1576

    the fact that this video is HALF AN HOUR

    • @planet_trapss
      @planet_trapss 3 роки тому +35

      i watched all the way through in one sitting ksksks

    • @tokofukawa4091
      @tokofukawa4091 3 роки тому +11

      We need one that's full hours

    • @Isaac-ec6rw
      @Isaac-ec6rw 3 роки тому +6

      I listen to it instead of music

  • @sinfulpuritan3430
    @sinfulpuritan3430 3 роки тому +265

    I love how there is a strange mixture of comforting clips, weird clips, slightly threatening clips, and slightly shippy clips in here.

  • @teatime_askblog8926
    @teatime_askblog8926 3 роки тому +279

    i just wanna know how many breakdowns the VA had making these.

  • @luckicharmz8979
    @luckicharmz8979 3 роки тому +2007

    I legit just listened to this with earphones in and stared at the ceiling like I was listening to fucking ASMR.
    Edit: Y'all keep saying it is asmr and yeah, I agree. I have now listened to this ASMR 50 times over.

  • @chrisbokuto4452
    @chrisbokuto4452 3 роки тому +2887

    "sorry i called you a fucking idiot, i was trying to flirt"
    i am in tears, because SAME (5:37)

    • @Noquemacuh143
      @Noquemacuh143 3 роки тому +73

      I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE SAID HE WASNT GOING TO CURSE 😭🤚🏼

    • @shitassischez
      @shitassischez 3 роки тому +16

      Club penguin is kill

    • @cj-ow3fb
      @cj-ow3fb 3 роки тому +9

      It’s so RELATABLE

    • @petrichorrs
      @petrichorrs 3 роки тому +2

      PLS BAHAJAHS

    • @hangeismyreligion
      @hangeismyreligion 3 роки тому +1

      I read this as it played 😭

  • @Roachron
    @Roachron 3 роки тому +1329

    Y’all should have made him say “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly” 🖐😭

    • @laurenskz
      @laurenskz 3 роки тому +27

      FR LMAOOO

    • @cowboylikemeee
      @cowboylikemeee 3 роки тому +159

      HE SAID IT WAS VAGUELY MISOGYNISTIC SO HE WOULDNT DO IT 😩

    • @moonygacha8089
      @moonygacha8089 3 роки тому +15

      @@cowboylikemeee WHATTT

    • @ghxsty270
      @ghxsty270 3 роки тому +11

      NOW WE PROLY HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 3 YEARS

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 3 роки тому +1

      @@cowboylikemeee
      WHAT

  • @Jrockten
    @Jrockten 3 роки тому +153

    Someone needs to make a fangame where they use every single one of these voice clips!

  • @Mia-vy5kk
    @Mia-vy5kk 3 роки тому +671

    I’m a lesbian
    But this-
    ......
    This is the closest to straight I will ever get

    • @Mia-vy5kk
      @Mia-vy5kk 3 роки тому +30

      @Watermelons are nice I knew I had the toko glasses for a reason

    • @vulpix85
      @vulpix85 3 роки тому +17

      🏳️‍🌈 *bisexuality* 🏳️‍🌈

    • @stranger-xg2si
      @stranger-xg2si 3 роки тому +4

      @Byakuya Togami ✔️ Hi Byakuya.
      Please don't ask me what I'm doing here

    • @hexxxd111
      @hexxxd111 3 роки тому +1

      same

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 3 роки тому +1

      @@vulpix85 Me, a raging bisexual: ✨hello✨

  • @cowboymonokuma2979
    @cowboymonokuma2979 3 роки тому +1318

    “YOUR HONOR I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE”
    Its true i was the child

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 роки тому +48

      No violence to the headmaster!
      *SHOOTS BYAKUYA*

    • @cowboymonokuma2979
      @cowboymonokuma2979 3 роки тому +35

      @@goroakechi6126 *holy shit* welp there goes byakuya

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 роки тому +22

      @@cowboymonokuma2979
      Just enforcing the rules.
      ...now, can I trade his corpse for a living Celeste?

    • @cowboymonokuma2979
      @cowboymonokuma2979 3 роки тому +16

      @@goroakechi6126 thats not how it w- Know what? Sure, why not

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 роки тому +17

      @@cowboymonokuma2979
      Sweet.
      You’re a pretty cool bear, Monokuma.

  • @markus5120
    @markus5120 3 роки тому +5335

    Do y’all have his va in a dungeon somewhere and have him do these lines or something?

    • @zuzuzuzu5448
      @zuzuzuzu5448 3 роки тому +1058

      He gets one jelly bean per audio. He is starving. Help him.

    • @Julian-Loves-Cats
      @Julian-Loves-Cats 3 роки тому +874

      During the election, he asked Danganronpa fans to vote and show proof and then he promised to say whatever we wanted him to say (with some boundaries of course)

    • @markus5120
      @markus5120 3 роки тому +293

      @@Julian-Loves-Cats yeah but the dungeon is funnier

    • @trintrez1840
      @trintrez1840 3 роки тому +122

      @@zuzuzuzu5448 Nahhhh he gettin M&Ms

    • @gthough4298
      @gthough4298 3 роки тому +67

      we need a geccing poggers catboy tiktok togami.

  • @_username_unidentified_6478
    @_username_unidentified_6478 3 роки тому +858

    I want him to say “he has no lips, how will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly, no kiss kiss for him.”

  • @notaboomertree4141
    @notaboomertree4141 3 роки тому +76

    "Am I going to starve if I don't take a bath?"
    *"Awooga-Awooga sound effect."*

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 3 роки тому +87

    I like that the one about orphanages includes a line asking Makoto -- an orphan -- to prove to him that orphans don't in fact evaporate the second they're orphaned.

    • @aaaah540
      @aaaah540 Місяць тому

      Whoa, I didn’t know Makoto’s parents were canonically dead. I never played UDG or watched DR3, so that’s probably why.

  • @Mx.Euphoria
    @Mx.Euphoria 3 роки тому +880

    I love it when people take.
    serious & non-comedic characters.
    And make them do the most hilarious shit that everyone knows they would never do, even if they’re life depended on it.

  • @papercuts1149
    @papercuts1149 3 роки тому +1322

    Togami: I will NOT wear cat ears
    Also Togami: Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a cat, and for the sake of debate, let's say I dance dance dance.

  • @felixsbakeria
    @felixsbakeria 3 роки тому +1647

    as a byakuya simp, thank you for this

  • @Heartstohan
    @Heartstohan 3 роки тому +203

    Time stops idk why I’m doing this lol
    0:01 - why don’t you take showers?🤔
    0:50 - officer I drop kicked that child in self defense😒
    1:00 - baby I’m not even here👻
    1:05 - I don’t like you I am now going to bark at you😸
    1:14 - you are loved and valid 😙
    1:25 - I enjoy your company 👉👈
    1:53 - stop comparing me to Raymond from animal crossing 🙄
    2:06 - you’ve hardly touch your Travis Scott burger 🍔
    2:13 - you look very lovely ☺️
    2:42 - no I do ‘gec’😑
    2:59 - marriage fraud ❌💍
    3:23 - no makoto Bakudeku i not toxic 🥱
    3:34 - meow meow I’m a loser cat 🐱
    3:45 - if I eated soap 🧼
    3:53 - what the scoddoly do dog are you talking about 🤬
    4:08 - nine plus ten is CLEARLY nineteen 😐
    4:20 - you are ended a cutie putudie ( idfk how to type 💀) 😚✨
    4:30 - I am talking directly to your ear 👂 Bambi on the PlayStation 🕹
    4:51 - you better hit the nae nae 🤩
    5:02 - wipe the screen? Go away loser 📱💧⁉️
    5:13 - I wonder what this link could POSSIBLY lead me to🌝
    5:24 - im just a little guy 👦 your going to punch a little guy on his birthday? 👹
    5:38 - sorry i called you a f*king idiot I was trying to ‘FLIRT’ 🤌
    5:43 - I have purchased a baby clown 👶 x🤡
    5:48 - i will end your blood line 👹👹👺👺 🔪
    5:59 - everything will be okay 👍
    6:11 - I’ll take a potato chip and... EAT IT 📓 🖊 💡x 💰
    6:23 - birds bee like BYAWBYAWU 🐦 🐝
    6:40 - I have a full time as a accountant 🧳
    6:50 - you should NOT tell them naegi 😏
    7:00 - watch older animes 😠
    7:34 - no I will not help you commit arson ❌🤝
    7:40 - I like to bring my byakuya poggers chili 🌶 😎👍
    8:06 - come on shake your body baby do that conga 💃
    8:16 - im a cat a kitty cat 🐱 💃
    8:29 - I’m going to drink this bottle🥤 🦴
    8:38 - it will all get better, hang in there 😄
    Somewhat updated: I will now continue to finish this cus I just had the energy to do it today yay?
    8:54 - don’t give up and go do it 😡👍
    9:52 - m&ms is a candy bar. It’s not but it is.🍬
    10:11 - Byakuya Togamis stroke? 😟
    10:17 - orphans are fake 👍
    10:38 - chicken wing. 🍗 🐓
    10:46 - got a gun ❤️🔫
    10:57 - heyyyy haiya.. gotta question🙋
    11:04 - my turn on the Xbox 😡😡🎮🎮
    11:09 - get Rick rolled 🕺
    11:31 - normalize things? No just act normal
    11:41 - b cashing out 100 4chan arguments
    End for one I am tired if I don’t come in another 10 months then I died

    • @hannah-ze6jn
      @hannah-ze6jn 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you I'm dying at this

    • @gayairconditioner8977
      @gayairconditioner8977 3 роки тому +5

      the fact that he actually laughs while recording the bird line makes me laugh lol

    • @stranger-xg2si
      @stranger-xg2si 3 роки тому +9

      "I will continue this later" *5 months ago*

    • @Heartstohan
      @Heartstohan 3 роки тому +1

      @@stranger-xg2si IM SORRY OK I JUST GOT LAZY 💀

    • @stranger-xg2si
      @stranger-xg2si 3 роки тому +1

      @@Heartstohan 💀✋

  • @graphitetailgrace3870
    @graphitetailgrace3870 2 роки тому +63

    What really gets me is that there is easily MORE than enough voice samples from this to make a full fledged Byakuya Togami UTAUloid.

    • @dazedbetta
      @dazedbetta 2 роки тому +5

      Why has no one done this yet

    • @theyansimfannnn
      @theyansimfannnn День тому

      BYAKUYA TOGAMI UTAULOID OMFG ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @jordansbabymama
    @jordansbabymama 3 роки тому +355

    3:32 just him saying "meow meow im a loser cat" from kakegurui

    • @Angelina-o3m
      @Angelina-o3m 3 роки тому +10

      Thank you, this is the comment i was looking for

    • @datoneidot14
      @datoneidot14 2 роки тому

      I honestly pictured him say this to Celestia

  • @pixeliien
    @pixeliien 3 роки тому +514

    losing it at him swearing at 3:12

    • @weemwom22
      @weemwom22 3 роки тому +38

      We broke him lmao

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 роки тому +18

      @@weemwom22 he finally snapped

    • @thebeanieman
      @thebeanieman 3 роки тому +43

      Don't *fucking* tell them Naegi

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 роки тому +6

      @Fāûn i like to think that when byakuya was younger he was basically just tommy but with less swearing/vulgarity. i mean like...it fits

    • @moelazer
      @moelazer 3 роки тому +1

      He dropped an f bomb at 5:38 too XD

  • @b063.
    @b063. 3 роки тому +766

    I’m not a kinnie or simp but I think I just found a new source of entertainment

  • @fluffyturtles7551
    @fluffyturtles7551 3 роки тому +65

    8:54 was really touching to hear. Especially since the VA decided to give the commissioner some advice.

  • @kittipaws9999
    @kittipaws9999 3 роки тому +23

    Love how the requests are either
    1) wholesome and supportive messages
    2) ship related stuff
    3) memes

  • @_panichope
    @_panichope 3 роки тому +841

    All of these audios have made me simp more for byakuya

    • @thebeanieman
      @thebeanieman 3 роки тому +21

      I didn't know Tsumiki simped for Togami

    • @_panichope
      @_panichope 3 роки тому +17

      @@thebeanieman I'm like Toko but nicer, no offense to Toko, so of course I would.

    • @pookiemari143
      @pookiemari143 3 роки тому +8

      @@_panichope atleast it better than acting like
      FoRgIvE mE
      Or you a ducking despair bitch

    • @cemeterybatzz
      @cemeterybatzz 3 роки тому +3

      Twin-

    • @_panichope
      @_panichope 3 роки тому +3

      @@cemeterybatzz omg hii

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 3 роки тому +656

    I was hoping someone sent him the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.

  • @shtumfin
    @shtumfin 3 роки тому +288

    I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE MADE HIM QUOTE TOMMYINNIT LMAO

    • @imjustfine8359
      @imjustfine8359 3 роки тому +17

      Tbh I got really surprised when that came on.

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 3 роки тому +7

      3:00 time stamp just Incase someone needs it 🥺

    • @teaywoop-7671
      @teaywoop-7671 3 роки тому +5

      They even made a TechnoBlade one with the dropkicking a child and nobody yet mentioned it or I just didn't saw it 😭

  • @Cat-vp8vt
    @Cat-vp8vt 3 роки тому +70

    Byakuya is the one to get an answer wrong then start roasting the teacher

  • @shutup9460
    @shutup9460 3 роки тому +65

    5:20 THE TINY SCREAM PLEASE 💀

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 роки тому +6

      Byakuya rlly said “RAH”

    • @sakuyaizayoi.716
      @sakuyaizayoi.716 3 роки тому +3

      I READ THIA COMMENT EXACTLY WHEM HE SAID THAT-

  • @itz.something4267
    @itz.something4267 3 роки тому +191

    MY GUY DOSNT EVEN GET PAID TO SAY THESE 😭😭

  • @kenny7174
    @kenny7174 3 роки тому +2345

    time stamps for future me,
    0:49-Officer I drop kicked that baby in self defense
    2:13-Jaw drops to floor
    3:52-grow the widdily diddley up
    5:38-I was trying to flirt
    10:16-I don't think orphanages exist
    11:40-Byakuya Togami get em real star rich
    12:28-I'm finna whip this hoe
    13:06-Catboys are protected by the constitution
    13:41-listen to me toko
    13:52-Oh? Everyone was Kung-foo fighting
    14:06-good morning everyone
    16:54-I will see you there
    17:37-Stupid Horse
    18:58-I will not juju on that beat
    19:19-WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO
    19:46-I'm sorry for Dripping
    21:02-Arms Tonite
    21:23-So you really just gon bring me a birthday gift to my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
    21:49-Big Chungus
    23:05-I have just simultaneously whipped and nae-naed
    23:28-This is so spaghetti
    25:59-My movie
    27:55- I be walking with the chesse
    29:42-Big Brain Moment
    29:58-Welcome to the bread bank

  • @wettmoss6034
    @wettmoss6034 3 роки тому +422

    please someone make him say "I can't talk right now Makoto, I'm doing hot girl shit"

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 роки тому +7

      OH MY GOD YES

    • @kokichioma8994
      @kokichioma8994 3 роки тому +8

      I'm gonna do it but I'm gonna make it say stuff

    • @kokichioma8994
      @kokichioma8994 3 роки тому +6

      I'll update u if he replies

    • @wettmoss6034
      @wettmoss6034 3 роки тому +1

      @@kokichioma8994 YESSS

    • @kotouoto
      @kotouoto 3 роки тому

      @@kokichioma8994 commenting if there’s a update for the notification 😲🤌

  • @riptyde
    @riptyde 3 роки тому +47

    7:21 MONDO WATCHING OLDER ANIME IS CANON NOW CONFIRMED BY BYAKUYA HIMSELF

  • @kay-dn6rn
    @kay-dn6rn 3 роки тому +50

    shit man at this rate im just waiting till someone makes him read the entire bee movie script in one of those 🧍‍♂️

  • @chihirofujisaki7794
    @chihirofujisaki7794 3 роки тому +414

    “What the skootily doo da are you talking about, you sound like a dig dag bobbit boppity vacuum machine, grow the weedily deetily up and talk more professionally, now scram peasant.” -Byakuya Togami

  • @grayberz
    @grayberz 3 роки тому +229

    awOOGA AWOOGA SOUND EFFECT I CAN'T-

  • @chiaisannoying
    @chiaisannoying 3 роки тому +347

    6:24 THIS GIVES ME SEROTONIN KAHSJANSKAJSAK

  • @jjayastro
    @jjayastro 3 роки тому +50

    8:54 13:27 18:42 25:23
    Don't mind me, saving this for myself. I related so much, didn't know how badly I needed to hear that.

  • @blood_houndzzz2224
    @blood_houndzzz2224 3 роки тому +55

    I ONLY RECENTLY JOINED THE FANDOM AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TOGAMI SO THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

  • @ciciiguess1232
    @ciciiguess1232 3 роки тому +394

    actually, i may not hate humans

  • @24_hiyorj
    @24_hiyorj 3 роки тому +293

    did THE BYAKUYA TOGAMI SWEAR

  • @Eymologymentality
    @Eymologymentality 3 роки тому +475

    *[slides a stack of money across the table]*
    This stays between us.
    Edit: You're all terrible at managing your finances.

    • @nana-hv6jz
      @nana-hv6jz 3 роки тому +18

      *[takes the money]* I’ll try.

    • @sparkIejumprope
      @sparkIejumprope 3 роки тому +14

      *[gives you all 3 dollars]*

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 роки тому +20

      *[Burns Money]*
      Nope. I serve no one but my own chaotic tendencies.

    • @peril.
      @peril. 3 роки тому +16

      *[slides money back]*
      you foolish excuse of a desk lamp. you believe that I require this printed paper? well I do. and that proves your intelligence. period.

    • @cowboymonokuma2979
      @cowboymonokuma2979 3 роки тому +30

      *e a t s t h e m o n e y*

  • @clairosakikirashima223
    @clairosakikirashima223 3 роки тому +25

    Togami's voice is definitely in the top 10 for my favorite anime voices

  • @oliverprest6364
    @oliverprest6364 3 роки тому +45

    I’ve never interacted with anything in the fandom (I don’t want any spoilers before I play the game), but this person’s voice makes me very very happy-

  • @carlee_7787
    @carlee_7787 3 роки тому +1840

    I cant thank you enough for making this-

    • @dnaieldaniel2381
      @dnaieldaniel2381 3 роки тому +4

      @Nagito komedas’ Angel wait I have an angel?

    • @dnaieldaniel2381
      @dnaieldaniel2381 3 роки тому +2

      @Nagito komedas’ Angel that’s cool but trash like me doesn’t deserve that

    • @thethirdphase7726
      @thethirdphase7726 3 роки тому +1

      @@dnaieldaniel2381 Big meanie

    • @hana6901
      @hana6901 3 роки тому +2

      1000TH LIKE YAY LMAO

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 роки тому +26

      youre welcome 😩

  • @h6steria
    @h6steria 3 роки тому +396

    i never realized how much byakuya sounded like my math teacher until the last part of the peaches one-

    • @Envy_May
      @Envy_May 3 роки тому +2

      FSJjsjdmsjmfdksjsgnm

    • @h6steria
      @h6steria 3 роки тому +4

      @@Envy_May exactly

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 роки тому +9

      PLSVYDTCI

    • @h6steria
      @h6steria 3 роки тому +5

      @@ajax8157 wjdhjejs I think someone in my class likes danganronpa too so I'm gonna message them about it maybe

    • @hotspidicey
      @hotspidicey 3 роки тому +2

      the way he sounds like my math teacher too-

  • @Aya-mf9qk
    @Aya-mf9qk 3 роки тому +134

    I WANNA HEAR HIM SAY "i can feel the stupidity radiating from my phone." JUST- AHSHZHQHHS

  • @goddamnit7677
    @goddamnit7677 3 роки тому +21

    10:57 Yttd and Danganronpa?
    The crossover we all knew we needed but didn't deserve.

  • @rudollphh
    @rudollphh 3 роки тому +15

    when he said "birds be like bom bow bom bom bueoym bum brum beh burm buh" i felt that 😫😔

  • @fletcher272
    @fletcher272 3 роки тому +189

    6:12 thou, I can't believe someone actually got him to say this lmao

  • @sarahthesnail2271
    @sarahthesnail2271 3 роки тому +170

    1:45
    I can just see Aoi popping up saying
    "that's kinda gay"

  • @emqmp4
    @emqmp4 3 роки тому +196

    i love it when at 6:23 he wasn’t being that serious and it was cute - JDBDJDJSJSJJWJSBD

    • @ramennoodles471
      @ramennoodles471 2 роки тому +23

      imagine of byakuya deadass said that in the middle of an interaction-
      “BIRDS BE LIKE BYEOW BYEOW BUARGU BWOW BYAGER”

  • @afrouniverse9149
    @afrouniverse9149 2 роки тому +7

    The VA using a calm voice in most of these makes it infinitely more funny

  • @bawdydaram8114
    @bawdydaram8114 3 роки тому +16

    10:34 this becomes super ironic when you consider Makoto actually is an orphan.

  • @joan7454
    @joan7454 3 роки тому +209

    9:24 omg he’s so kind? This man is so nice I-

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 3 роки тому +14

      Legit thought he was gonna say "I am gay" and I was so confused for a second before he finished the sentence

    • @herrdoktortenma_
      @herrdoktortenma_ 3 роки тому

      @@project_letters I am gay

  • @lydziu8
    @lydziu8 3 роки тому +418

    😳oh- i gave him dinner? 22:35 Well... anything for you Togami
    edit: I know hes talking to makoto but still

    • @someonesworld.
      @someonesworld. 3 роки тому +26

      not me chocking when he said i gave him "dinner" 🚪 🏃

    • @astrab.5265
      @astrab.5265 3 роки тому +2

      @@someonesworld. LMFAOO 😭😭😭

    • @hihi-ou3xl
      @hihi-ou3xl 3 роки тому +3

      pov byakuya sells ur kidney on the black market

    • @syvilianfreak
      @syvilianfreak 3 роки тому

      @@hihi-ou3xl pls

  • @tokofukawa3897
    @tokofukawa3897 3 роки тому +506

    The first audio. Relate

  • @shoebox5483
    @shoebox5483 3 роки тому +31

    0:48 I love how people make his voice actor say this.

    • @poppearls6176
      @poppearls6176 3 роки тому +4

      I was definitely not expecting hear technoblade’s line here

  • @ghostly_soot7220
    @ghostly_soot7220 3 роки тому +12

    The fact that as soon as a dropped out of my dr phase i went to mcyt..
    Hearing the marriage fraud is hysterical and has made my entire living a bit more worthwhile-

    • @jaslikeart
      @jaslikeart 2 роки тому

      IM THE OPPOSITE I DROPPED DSMP AND GOT INTO DANGANRONPA 💀💀💀💀

  • @robertsmithfan877
    @robertsmithfan877 3 роки тому +256

    i used to hate togami but these audios made me like him

    • @StaleWildberryPoptart
      @StaleWildberryPoptart 3 роки тому +1

      I like your pfp

    • @robertsmithfan877
      @robertsmithfan877 3 роки тому

      @@StaleWildberryPoptart ty besty

    • @_aqua.
      @_aqua. 3 роки тому +1

      ikr I was just sitting there in the realization I might start to like him like:
      *wait what no why do I like bYakuya he sucks wth sckhvschvyahsnmbdbdhehnd aaaaaaa*

    • @user-qd6dr3yn5c
      @user-qd6dr3yn5c 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @grf1ds226
    @grf1ds226 3 роки тому +205

    13:27 sorry its a timestamp for when im crying at 3am

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 роки тому +8

      wow he's so wholesome

    • @mondoowada5063
      @mondoowada5063 3 роки тому +6

      i know this comment might be a joke but.. are you okay? i just want to check in.

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 роки тому +2

      @@augbug5400 No 😢

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 роки тому +2

      @@augbug5400 😭

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 роки тому +2

      @@augbug5400 🤤

  • @coelacanthfan
    @coelacanthfan 3 роки тому +223

    jason and bryce do so much for this damned accursed fandom

    • @deeznuts539
      @deeznuts539 2 роки тому

      wait who’s bryce?

    • @Little_Eris
      @Little_Eris 2 роки тому +7

      @@deeznuts539 papenbrock he’s Naegi and Nagitos VA.

    • @deeznuts539
      @deeznuts539 2 роки тому

      @@Little_Eris ohhhh

  • @renstrained
    @renstrained 3 роки тому +51

    “I don’t like you, so I am now gonna bark at you.. woof woof bark bark”
    “Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense hmhmgm, you gotta believe me”

  • @icedmilktea5572
    @icedmilktea5572 3 роки тому +7

    This is.. oddly comforting
    I wonder if this is how Toko feels everyday

  • @lydziu8
    @lydziu8 3 роки тому +625

    im starting to simp just because of this ahhhgh]

  • @justneedabettername9877
    @justneedabettername9877 3 роки тому +109

    Officer he clearly drop kicked that child in self defense GROWLING MY TEETH

  • @cherryxchan5252
    @cherryxchan5252 3 роки тому +332

    I think you'll find at 21:50, he laughs like Nagito.

    • @caelusmoons
      @caelusmoons 3 роки тому +53

      nagito without the wheezing

    • @cherryxchan5252
      @cherryxchan5252 3 роки тому +11

      @@caelusmoons Yes, that is more true than my previous statement. :)

    • @sawaxbasket
      @sawaxbasket 3 роки тому +1

      I thought he sounded like Lelouch from Code Geass😳

    • @kokichiouma2440
      @kokichiouma2440 3 роки тому +1

      THANK YOU

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 роки тому

      OH YEAH

  • @madisonhill2067
    @madisonhill2067 3 роки тому +10

    FIrst ya'll break togami, then gundham, and now i'm worried for taka

  • @JupiterJ0S3PH
    @JupiterJ0S3PH 3 роки тому +10

    Wholesome Byakuya doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
    Wholesome Byakuya: 1:15

  • @morrowswind
    @morrowswind 3 роки тому +104

    i say the “stop comparing me to raymond from animal crossing” all the time bless togamis va

  • @Mono_The_Vampire
    @Mono_The_Vampire 3 роки тому +238

    Ok is no one gonna talk about the Tommyinnit quote???? 3:00????

    • @okaybuti-1325
      @okaybuti-1325 3 роки тому +38

      And the techno quote at 0:49

    • @icyhot5409
      @icyhot5409 3 роки тому +28

      What about the one at 17:00???

    • @jjjackalope
      @jjjackalope 3 роки тому +11

      @@okaybuti-1325 That was already a meme, not straight from technoblade, yes he said it, but it already was around. I don't know if you knew this or not. I'm not trying to be mean, but I won't stop you from seeing it as a techno quote.

    • @neosspacee
      @neosspacee 3 роки тому

      @@jjjackalope nope

  • @sinafransch161
    @sinafransch161 3 роки тому +224

    16:30 I...I'M SPEECHLESS.

    • @Sugarpasu
      @Sugarpasu 3 роки тому +8

      AS A HUGE RAMUDA FAN I'M SCREAMINGGGG

    • @nana-wk3jh
      @nana-wk3jh 3 роки тому +2

      JWDJNENFNSNFNSNDBSBDBDBDBD

  • @throwaway3005
    @throwaway3005 3 роки тому +12

    jesus fucking christ it’s 3am i am literally fucking crying i love these. the love for byakuya has grown only based on this because i am becoming hysterical

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 роки тому +1

      its 4 am for me
      I barely got sleep for 2 days 😌🖐

  • @schwarzie.9198
    @schwarzie.9198 3 роки тому +35

    4:51 i literally choked on my water i can't

  • @anxietyprimev6983
    @anxietyprimev6983 3 роки тому +197

    Objectively speaking, THH would be approximately ten times as good if, A, Chihiro never died, and B, Byakuya was a catboy.

    • @coelacanthfan
      @coelacanthfan 3 роки тому +12

      very true. agree wholeheartedly

    • @byakuyatogami2410
      @byakuyatogami2410 3 роки тому +11

      I disagree

    • @anxietyprimev6983
      @anxietyprimev6983 3 роки тому +15

      @@byakuyatogami2410 Too bad, you're getting catboy'd.

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 роки тому +7

      Byakuya: The Ultimate CatBoy

    • @ByakuyasSimp
      @ByakuyasSimp 2 роки тому +2

      @@byakuyatogami2410 I’m not surprised you disagree.

  • @jennisfalling1379
    @jennisfalling1379 3 роки тому +142

    2013 danganronpa fandom WISHES it was this powerful

  • @morrisseysample5256
    @morrisseysample5256 3 роки тому +211

    "I enjoy your company and you are not completely useless" I want my friends to tell me this
    Ok, but like Holy sh*t how did this happen i love it so much!

    • @Pussyhaver69
      @Pussyhaver69 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know you irl but I enjoy your company and you are not completely useless you are in fact quite the opposite

    • @morrisseysample5256
      @morrisseysample5256 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pussyhaver69 aw thanks

    • @helpme5511
      @helpme5511 3 роки тому +3

      I decided that it would be great to have a line of people with Danganronpa Profile pictures replying to this comment so, I enjoy your company and you're not completely useless.

    • @morrisseysample5256
      @morrisseysample5256 3 роки тому +1

      @@helpme5511 yes

    • @morrisseysample5256
      @morrisseysample5256 3 роки тому +1

      @@helpme5511 fantastic

  • @CrazyFlamingo359
    @CrazyFlamingo359 3 роки тому +11

    this gives me life. don't mind me, just timestamping my faves:
    3:52 - grow the weedly deedly up
    4:30 - bambi on the ps2
    5:48 - grr
    6:23 - birds be like
    8:29 - bone aching powder
    11:04 - move over naegi
    13:06 - can we get a purr in the chat uwu
    13:20 - trans rights
    13:52 - oh? EVERYONE was kung fu fighting?
    14:07 - god has let me live another day
    15:03 - ten puns
    16:22 - you're non-binanry???
    19:19 - the wicked witch of the east, bro!
    21:11 - i will NOT do it for the vine
    21:49 - *maniacal laughter*
    27:24 - being alone on valentine's day
    28:30 - not like other girls

  • @Aurielle137
    @Aurielle137 3 роки тому +16

    8:55
    I can’t listen to this without crying-

  • @lulaklaw4101
    @lulaklaw4101 3 роки тому +138

    i love the mcyt cult forcing him to say quotes

  • @killjoy516
    @killjoy516 3 роки тому +442

    I'm curious to know if the audio I posted is in here but I'm too lazy to listen through.

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 роки тому +6

      what is it

    • @killjoy516
      @killjoy516 3 роки тому +19

      @@pixeliien The Big Mac Rap

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 3 роки тому

      @@killjoy516 I didn't hear it

    • @killjoy516
      @killjoy516 3 роки тому

      @@Solanin0803 Ah, alright

    • @killjoy516
      @killjoy516 3 роки тому +2

      @@etherealcat69 It's on my Twitter @Himmelreich_ii
      Should be pinned.

  • @Alice-nx9sp
    @Alice-nx9sp 3 роки тому +92

    "im going to say this once, makoto, you are indeed a cutie patotie" wattpad is screaming

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 роки тому +3

      Dont forget deviantart

  • @bambi6780
    @bambi6780 3 роки тому +14

    6:25 I may or may not be considering using this as my ringtone

  • @sullycreates6272
    @sullycreates6272 Рік тому +1

    Returning in 2023 and these are still amazing