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    Eyeball planets are strange worlds where one side faces their star at all times, but they might actually be a good candidate for life, and a place we may find refuge in the far future.
    Also, there may be a lot more of them out there than we think. So let's talk about these strange places in the universe.
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  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught 4 роки тому +623

    “Jerry! Don’t you understand?! It’s a burger where the hot stays hot and the cool stays cool!”

    • @scragglewaggle4109
      @scragglewaggle4109 4 роки тому +27

      I think that's more Kramer than George.

    • @jonjonr6
      @jonjonr6 4 роки тому +7

      @@scragglewaggle4109 yeah, I can hear that.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 4 роки тому +21

      "The hot stays hot..." /snaps fingers/ "Amazing, George. Elaine, forget about muffin tops and check this out. The hot... _stays hot!_ And the cold, well... I'm amazed."

    • @Dontlook146
      @Dontlook146 4 роки тому +2

      Like Bot Kramer, is that you??

    • @jayknight139
      @jayknight139 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

  • @family535computer
    @family535computer 4 роки тому +2344

    Came for the exoplanets, stayed for the McD.L.T.

    • @pentagramprime1585
      @pentagramprime1585 4 роки тому +48

      So on top of it being such a failed product, it's commercial was so cheesy that (in theory) Seinfeld should never have existed in its present form.

    • @Thermophobe
      @Thermophobe 4 роки тому +20

      george can't stand ya...in that ad

    • @iirossii2005
      @iirossii2005 4 роки тому +33

      Jason Alexander with hair!

    • @ZZ-vl5nd
      @ZZ-vl5nd 4 роки тому +13

      He should have advertised the Calzone instead, lol

    • @callousedvideos1208
      @callousedvideos1208 4 роки тому +10

      I loved this

  • @superhumanben
    @superhumanben 4 роки тому +288

    Joe, you've Pavlov'd me and I didn't even know it. For the years I've been watching I've noticed the music that suddenly comes in during your videos but never realized you seem to do it at key points in your videos. And now when my brain hears the music, I start paying more attention... well played sir. Well played.

    • @rawrshacktsu8623
      @rawrshacktsu8623 3 роки тому

      Oh, the possibilities~

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 3 роки тому +16

      Vsauce does the same thing.

    • @johnnyc4738
      @johnnyc4738 3 роки тому +6

      "Mint, Dwight?" 😄

    • @mczenk5095
      @mczenk5095 3 роки тому

      @@alastairward2774 Vsauce is a pro at it, the music he uses grabs your attention

  • @lee-annegraham6946
    @lee-annegraham6946 4 роки тому +817

    Joe: they're so happy
    The 80's: it's the cocaine
    😆

  • @charlesmoore3390
    @charlesmoore3390 4 роки тому +321

    That commercial is the most 80's thing I've seen in years.

    • @WaveArsenal
      @WaveArsenal 4 роки тому +10

      @Carlos Saraiva It makes me want a McD-L.T. so I guess it works.

    • @nyssa1049
      @nyssa1049 4 роки тому +7

      You mean since the 80's? :)

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 роки тому +3

      I need to visit the chiropodist now, to get my toenails removed from the soles of my feet.

    • @PGar58
      @PGar58 4 роки тому +2

      Charles Moore The McDLT was actually really good. I ordered it several times.

    • @TheExoplanetsChannel
      @TheExoplanetsChannel 4 роки тому

      hehe

  • @ryanthorn5574
    @ryanthorn5574 4 роки тому +239

    *greatest awkward pause in history*
    Joe: "What was this video about again?"
    (LOL Thank you...that made my week! )

  • @burnbooleans
    @burnbooleans 4 роки тому +39

    I wish there where "golden tumbs up" so we can vote on a youtube video you realy apreciate once a week.
    This is one of my best video I've seen this week.

  • @icancuall2037
    @icancuall2037 4 роки тому +143

    "They're so happy"
    Me: those were the days of burgers and coke

    • @FLPhotoCatcher
      @FLPhotoCatcher 3 роки тому +1

      @Tim O'ney I don't know about that, but I've been calling that place "Micky Disease".

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut 3 роки тому +1

      You mean cocaine, right?

    • @kaguraschimizu4609
      @kaguraschimizu4609 3 роки тому +2

      @@Crackpot_Astronaut why not both? You know the coke with coke back in the day.

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut 3 роки тому +2

      @@kaguraschimizu4609
      Good call 🤘

    • @TinaLouise73
      @TinaLouise73 3 роки тому

      ahh yes 80s burger king and wimpey days in reading berkshire England those were the days wen I was happier in myself and had very few worries in life..😑

  • @christopherleveck6835
    @christopherleveck6835 4 роки тому +369

    6:26 Joe realizes for the first time this is why the aliens will NEVER speak to us.

    • @TheExoplanetsChannel
      @TheExoplanetsChannel 4 роки тому +1

      Hehe

    • @guy3630
      @guy3630 4 роки тому

      Hehehehehehhehehehehehheehheheheheheheheheheheehe

    • @shockshplock3480
      @shockshplock3480 3 роки тому

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @phantomwalker8251
      @phantomwalker8251 3 роки тому

      only to the gov..

    • @Zach-kx1dq
      @Zach-kx1dq 3 роки тому

      @@phantomwalker8251 if youre still alive spill the conspiracy theory you were thinking of 6 months ago

  • @entropic-decay
    @entropic-decay 4 роки тому +122

    I've been designing a sci-fi setting, and one of the sapient species is native to an eyeball planet - their homeworld basically has a ring of cities around the habitable part with very little attempts to exploit the frozen and scorched sides, locked in an eternal twilight.

    • @JaveriaYousuf
      @JaveriaYousuf 3 роки тому +8

      I would love to read that.

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 роки тому

      @@erdelegy always has to be one person being transphobic in the sci fi community.. be better man.

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 роки тому

      @@erdelegy I don’t want you to “be better” I want you to fix yourself but not until you remove yourself from the internet. You aren’t making it safe for the MOST marginalized and that’s trans people, it’s so sad that you don’t see them as people

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 роки тому

      @@erdelegy ahahaha Awh now I feel bad you’re older, I’m just messing with u ahahahahah

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 роки тому

      @@erdelegy I will, try not to be so bigoted next time ;)

  • @Maple-Lizard
    @Maple-Lizard 3 роки тому +14

    That transition from learning to the McD.L.T thing is a perfect example of my brain when at school or studying.
    One minute I'm focused and learning and then someone says something or something pops into my mind and then I'm off the rails on something completely irrelevant.

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 3 роки тому +16

    “And I got tingly in some places”
    (accidentally turns volume down then turns it back up again)
    “...LONG time coming”

  • @wlittle8908
    @wlittle8908 4 роки тому +175

    Weird McDonald's commercial.I can't see George Costanza singing about a burger let alone lead a dance party in the street.
    SERENITY NOW!!

    • @charlestaylor3195
      @charlestaylor3195 4 роки тому +4

      ...and with hair too.

    • @ElViejoYElViaje
      @ElViejoYElViaje 4 роки тому +1

      Especially since the "SERENITY NOW" person just died less than a month ago... ***sigh*** (Jerry Stiller, Ben Stiller's father, who played George Constanza's father in Seinfeld).

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 4 роки тому

      If you need money people will do whatever it takes.
      I hope he was high on something while he played the fool.
      Maybe it contributed to his ego problems

    • @laughlinflyer
      @laughlinflyer 4 роки тому +1

      If it was in the 80's, you may safely assume that cocaine was involved.

    • @grandetaco4416
      @grandetaco4416 4 роки тому +1

      he should have added the bit from Seinfeld where George had a toupee ua-cam.com/video/DHIyFPV626E/v-deo.html

  • @bill5478
    @bill5478 4 роки тому +180

    if a spaceship ever goes to a red dwaf it has to be called starbug

    • @chrismuir8403
      @chrismuir8403 4 роки тому +6

      Crewed by Kryton, Lister, Rimmer, and The Cat.

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit 4 роки тому +7

      @@chrismuir8403 Don't forget Cat started off the journey as Frankenstein the normal pregnant cat and it actually took quite a few million years of evolution in the ship's hold before Frankensteins descendants evolved into Cat. So I'm not sure we'd have enough time to really get Cat instead just getting lots of normal everyday cats with only minor mutations favorable to life on an intergalactic cargo barge, even with the excessive mutation caused by inbreeding.
      Fan-nerds like me are not fun people.

    • @Dagnostic
      @Dagnostic 4 роки тому +12

      @@SofaKingShit Red alert! Red alert! We have a Red Dwarf nerd. "Are you sure you want to go to red alert? It does mean changing the bulb"

    • @Tubluer
      @Tubluer 4 роки тому +8

      @@SofaKingShit Cats are never more a couple of generations away from out-evolving us. They are just biding their time until the asteroid hits and they can take over.

    • @domminney
      @domminney 4 роки тому +6

      Smeghead

  • @McLoven-vm1ck
    @McLoven-vm1ck 4 роки тому +10

    This reminds me of one of the more memorable Star trek Voyager episodes. The crew of Voyager encountered an alien culture that did not have music. After the crew introduces them to music the alien culture quickly embraces it but merely as an expression of mathematics. Their compositions were nothing you could dance too or find soothing as the math behind the notes is what they enjoyed.

  • @Blalack77
    @Blalack77 4 роки тому +8

    Eyeball planets sound so interesting - like the perfect setting for a fantasy story or something lol... Half the planet is desert, half is ice and the border between the two could be a habitable paradise.. Something about that concept is ridiculously fascinating to me. I so wish I could live long enough to visit an exoplanet or even be the first person to set foot on a planet. They could have like planetary retreats/resorts where you vacation on a planet with nobody else there.

  • @rebeccasunflower
    @rebeccasunflower 4 роки тому +196

    Me: isn't that Jason Alexander?
    Joe: Isn't that Jason Alexander?
    No wonder we aren't colonising the galaxy yet. 😂

  • @MikelangeloPhoto
    @MikelangeloPhoto 4 роки тому +71

    "hold up..." I was disappointed for a second when you didn't mention Jason Alexander... but then.. BAM... nailed it...

    • @jhuny
      @jhuny 4 роки тому +1

      ... and then some... 🤣

    • @Distorteddesignshop
      @Distorteddesignshop 4 роки тому

      I'm glad I wasn't hallucinating when I thought that was him. His thinner shape threw me off a little. It's great that he graduated from pimping BLT's to accidentally killing his fiance by getting her to lick envelopes (fictitiously, for those who don't remember that episode of Seinfeld).

  • @ryanmcnair3451
    @ryanmcnair3451 3 роки тому +6

    When the McDLT was released, it was the very first time you could actually get a sliced real tomato at McDonald's. They were super hyped about it and was internally calling it the 'whopper stopper'. After its initial surge it ultimately went the way of the McRib and McPizza

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 10 місяців тому +4

    "Far side" is a much better term for the far side than "dark side". Thank you. AND the problem with the McDLT is that they had the cheese on the wrong side.

  • @suchdevelopments
    @suchdevelopments 4 роки тому +109

    Good morning Joe.
    You are inspiring, and you have the humour to get the knowledge across.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  4 роки тому +13

      I appreciate that!

    • @suchdevelopments
      @suchdevelopments 4 роки тому

      @Bigran I like Joe got all stuff that comes experience and has the humour to go with it a great informative video. I organising EV and Renewable energy event next Feb 2021 in North Coast NSW and I will advertise it UA-cam

    • @Prof.Megamind.thinks.about.it.
      @Prof.Megamind.thinks.about.it. 2 роки тому

      @@joescott
      Mr. Joe , I hope you enjoy making these shows as much as I enjoy watching !
      "One small point..." "Here it is !"
      Any rocky planet with a significant atmosphere will be subject to a very slow "Vestigial-Rotation" , this being caused by the rotation of it's star , and the angular-momentum thus imparted to the star's radiation .
      For a much closer examination , go to Google-Chrome search-bar and type in :
      Why does Venus spin backwards ?
      Go down to the red box and tap it , then focus on contribution .51 . . . . . Joy !!

  • @bluceree7312
    @bluceree7312 4 роки тому +40

    hahaha that's gold.
    "They're just so happy..."
    We all were so happy back then, Joe, we all were.

    • @khaccanhle1930
      @khaccanhle1930 4 роки тому +3

      I don't remember too much about the 80s. Buy what I do remember WAS more happy and positive.

    • @dcanaday
      @dcanaday 4 роки тому +1

      I remember the introduction of microwave ovens, push button phones and VCRs. These were things to be happy about.

    • @Jnow796
      @Jnow796 4 роки тому

      And I was in sweet oblivion

  • @romariohenry1025
    @romariohenry1025 3 роки тому +70

    Me: "Coronagraph" 🤔
    Joe: "This is not a graph with the Corona virus on it"
    😂😂😂

    • @Jakey4000
      @Jakey4000 3 роки тому +4

      It measures the amount of Corona beer on the planet to see if its worth partying on

    • @bobinthewest8559
      @bobinthewest8559 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jakey4000...
      That's like using "McDonald's" as the metric to determine if "burgers" are tasty.

  • @FirstnameLastname-bp5cm
    @FirstnameLastname-bp5cm 3 роки тому +4

    Oh my. This video was hilarious and awesome. I’m so glad YT recommended this 9 months later. Effing great. I obviously need to visit your previous content more.

  • @neurostreams
    @neurostreams 4 роки тому +22

    That deadpan, over-gain hum filling the awkward silence after the McD's commercial...

  • @KtCleansAlot
    @KtCleansAlot 4 роки тому +43

    Omg his reaction to the McDonalds commercial was the very best way to start out this Monday. Lolololol

  • @dontfeedthedirt
    @dontfeedthedirt 4 роки тому +7

    I wonder how long Joe's been saving that commercial for just the perfect video to use it in. That was pretty hilarious.

  • @TravisFX
    @TravisFX 3 роки тому +1

    ahh man.. Thanks Joe. Just rewatched this video. Your reaction to the macD commercial is priceless! Thanks for the chuckle.

  • @justinbrockhaus4389
    @justinbrockhaus4389 4 роки тому +28

    6:30 every time joe goes to the tangent cam

  • @UncleMuin
    @UncleMuin 4 роки тому +88

    You get my Like today just for the "McDLT" tangent.

    • @HeadHunterSix
      @HeadHunterSix 4 роки тому

      '90s, Joe... it was the 90s.

    • @ronschlorff7089
      @ronschlorff7089 4 роки тому

      I think most of his likes (and comments) often come from the "tangents", not the main subject; as the case here: the "nearby" exoplanet: Proxima Centauri B!!

  • @AdamWHankins
    @AdamWHankins 4 роки тому +1

    Love the longer format videos. Please give me more!

  • @thedamnyankee1
    @thedamnyankee1 4 роки тому +3

    You really should do a whole video on the inverse square law, its REALLY IMPORTANT to a lot of the topics you cover.

  • @adolpholiverbush2
    @adolpholiverbush2 4 роки тому +195

    "Everyone looks so happy!?" - Joe.
    Drugs are a hell of a drug. COCAINE!!!!

  • @tonysnyman9500
    @tonysnyman9500 4 роки тому +109

    joe: they're so happy......*visible distress
    2020: ah yes, those were different times.....

    • @DIYRepairHour
      @DIYRepairHour 4 роки тому +5

      These were simpler times. These were happier times. ;)

    • @matrixdexter270
      @matrixdexter270 4 роки тому +1

      @@DIYRepairHour yap

    • @HasBeensNAddicts
      @HasBeensNAddicts 4 роки тому +2

      @@zenstrata don't come here in with that shit. Take it somewhere else

    • @blazerftc
      @blazerftc 4 роки тому +1

      All the poets studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes...

    • @Granateseeds
      @Granateseeds 4 роки тому +4

      @@zenstrata found the bootlicker

  • @baseline_media
    @baseline_media 4 роки тому +13

    18:45 “Wow!” Thanks for murdering my name Joe😂 Great video as always, keep it up!

  • @doubla871
    @doubla871 3 роки тому +1

    12:40 that would be so cool though, always having sorta cool and humid winds blowing on you with probably a little bit of light rain as well, sounds like paradise

  • @mary9983
    @mary9983 4 роки тому +124

    They 80's were such an innocent time. If only we could send them a warning...

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 4 роки тому +16

      Too late. We live in a cyberpunk future now. Enjoy the ride :3

    • @Aimless6
      @Aimless6 4 роки тому +14

      We did. But Ted Kaczinsky's brain got a bit scrambled during the transfer.

    • @bluceree7312
      @bluceree7312 4 роки тому +13

      We were blissfully ignorant in the west. Growing up to the harsh reality was inevitable. I'm not talking about the trickle down golden shower economic reality. I'm talking about all the death and horror that the world has been experiencing non-stop since the beginning of humanity and we along with Jason Alexander were just shielded from it in the 80s and 90s.
      Point is, we might find habitable planets. We might actually get to them, in say 200 years or more. But death and murder will follow us there as well. Just look at Star *_Wars_*

    • @honkytonkinson9787
      @honkytonkinson9787 4 роки тому +15

      Innocent, hmmmm. Started with Iranian hostages, then cocaine contra wars, more Iran with that contra arrangement, the challenger exploded, economy tanked, ended with war in the Middle East. Also, a lot of young adults were drunk and coked up; hair metal, slasher movies, satanic panic. Maybe not so innocent

    • @dongately2817
      @dongately2817 4 роки тому

      @ andresqverill yes we were

  • @kalapoikedeviere7962
    @kalapoikedeviere7962 4 роки тому +187

    Why yes I'll believe anyone who says they did the maths in a british accent

    • @markchip1
      @markchip1 4 роки тому +14

      You mean, "they speak English correctly"??

    • @EndranExit
      @EndranExit 4 роки тому +1

      Well memed my friend.

    • @alltradejack
      @alltradejack 4 роки тому +8

      He did not stick his pinky out as he was holding that teacup. Disqualified.

    • @Declan-pg8cg
      @Declan-pg8cg 4 роки тому +6

      @@markchip1 You saying non-British English speakers don't not know how to speak them word thingies proply? Steady on old chap.

    • @MumblinBerk
      @MumblinBerk 4 роки тому

      @@markchip1 Shades of Douglas Adams, more like.

  • @THEinSEnDeaieri
    @THEinSEnDeaieri 4 роки тому +6

    Hey Joe, are you doin' alright? You sound defeated to me.
    You do an awesome job producing videos. I am very grateful of the research you do to bring us a summary of the ever-evolving plethora of scientific news. This video was awesome, too. Take care of yourself!

  • @hunterpdx7061
    @hunterpdx7061 4 роки тому +6

    Now I remember why I tried so hard to forget the 80s. Thanks a lot!

  • @tucopacifico
    @tucopacifico 4 роки тому +64

    Mr Kruger: “Well, YOU have lost a LOT of hair!” George Costanza: “THAT’S WHAT THEY TELL ME!!”

  • @TheBlueB0mber
    @TheBlueB0mber 4 роки тому +233

    Us: staring @ planet’s bulge.
    Planet: hey! Eyes above the equator ya pervs!

  • @tomw5824
    @tomw5824 3 роки тому +1

    You are by far the most entertaining and educational person (from the layman point of view) of anyone I've seen on UA-cam.

  • @landochabod7
    @landochabod7 4 роки тому +10

    8:57 I think it's more Khàron (as in "kinetic", but with more aspiration) than Sharòn.

    • @vincentcleaver1925
      @vincentcleaver1925 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, that bothered me a little bit. I blame my OCD...

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 3 роки тому

      I thought it was char, like charcoal.

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 4 роки тому +49

    Joe having nostalgia is kinda sad and adorable all at the same time.

  • @WalnutSpice
    @WalnutSpice 4 роки тому +41

    That damn McDonald's bit, lmao. That was perfect.
    And to be honest, I may have ripped a bong before this for the first time in a week. Perfect damn video to click on afterwards

  • @johnjory1792
    @johnjory1792 4 роки тому

    Late comment; I enjoy many of the speculations you give which cause me to rethink what I. think I know. I am constantly reminded that "It ain't ignorance causes so much trouble; it's folks knowing so much that ain't so.".
    Keep putting it out there, some of it is bound to be correct... thumbs up

  • @Pabloworldwide
    @Pabloworldwide 4 роки тому

    I love your channel bro. You stimulate my mind whilst satisfying my comedy appetite.

  • @darkleome5409
    @darkleome5409 4 роки тому +73

    "Nasa is looking to Poles for Artemis program"
    Yeah, Poland can into space!!

  • @JeffreyGroves
    @JeffreyGroves 4 роки тому +267

    McDLTs: The world's worst offender for over-packaging on a hamburger.

    • @varanasiwalks1451
      @varanasiwalks1451 4 роки тому +4

      McDonalds claimed it was discontinued on those environmental reasons :D :D :D

    • @ryantwombly720
      @ryantwombly720 4 роки тому +21

      The reward for building a post-scarcity society, with ideal recycling facilities, should be the return of the McDLT. Back in the day, I ate enough personally to explain the hole in the ozone layer.

    • @rays7437
      @rays7437 4 роки тому +9

      I liked having the lettuce crisp and cool

    • @artdodger5053
      @artdodger5053 4 роки тому

      O'YEA ua-cam.com/video/WcLX2lf3HO4/v-deo.html

    • @RussellFlowers
      @RussellFlowers 4 роки тому

      STYROFOAM NOW!

  • @BadAssBradders
    @BadAssBradders 4 роки тому +1

    Oh thank you for making this. So funny!! The mcDLT just saved my weekend :)

  • @tyr0n313
    @tyr0n313 Рік тому

    6:07 the funniest moment on any of your videos. This commercial gag just made my day.

  • @paddlefaster
    @paddlefaster 4 роки тому +11

    'Is that Jason Alexander?' That cracked me up, I was thinking the same thing.

  • @loozer72
    @loozer72 4 роки тому +9

    Thank you! That "hot side hot/cool side cool" reference has bounced around in my head for years, and you have released it. The Jason Alexander reference was an unexpected but hilarious bonus.

  • @Billybobble1
    @Billybobble1 2 роки тому +1

    This video almost entirely encapsulates why British (English) folks like myself, love 50% of Americans. Thank you Joe for keeping us sane. The Math(s) was an absolute highlight, never seen/heard that before from an American, whether on accident or by purpose. Love you Joe x

  • @sandshark789
    @sandshark789 3 роки тому

    This channel is awesome. Lol the subtle humor is spot on

  • @MrSafer
    @MrSafer 4 роки тому +43

    i just had a mini existential thought: What if we are the first aliens and the rest of the galaxy has to catch up.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 4 роки тому +20

      Crap! That means WE have to build all those Stargates.

    • @mattball420
      @mattball420 4 роки тому +10

      We become the invasive monsters we created in movies

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum 4 роки тому +5

      A good answer to the Fermi Paradox. In fact one of the best as far as it goes for our species' future welfare.

    • @andyshorrock6230
      @andyshorrock6230 4 роки тому +1

      Personally myself I reckon it's a real possibility. We owe it to the universe to get ourselves off this rock & out there. Only 1 way to find out IF we're alone or not (and just plain old sitting here hating people not like us hasn't helped, isn't helping and won't help us any time soon.

    • @bxmully
      @bxmully 4 роки тому +3

      Considering that only like .3 percent of the universe's potential lifespan has passed so far, we are definitely some of the earliest living things that will have ever had existed and life will spawn way after human beings are gone.... Extremely likely scenario and partial Fermi paradox answer.

  • @stanciucatalin7267
    @stanciucatalin7267 4 роки тому +42

    15:03 would we have been able to make the same scientific advancements without been able to see the stars? That would make for a good video

    • @kingofthewayward
      @kingofthewayward 4 роки тому

      That's a pretty great idea!

    • @42glimmer
      @42glimmer 4 роки тому +1

      Read Asimov's Nightfall.

    • @jayknight139
      @jayknight139 4 роки тому

      I like the idea as well. But how do we get him to do?

    • @MumblinBerk
      @MumblinBerk 4 роки тому

      Helps explain why dolphins and whales have no technology, despite their huge brains.

    • @Ppaintkiller
      @Ppaintkiller 4 роки тому

      ​@@MumblinBerk That is not the only reason tho. they don't have the same "wiring" that we, the humans, have, to actually do complex problem resolutions and many many other things

  • @TheAJKahn
    @TheAJKahn 4 роки тому +1

    The videos are always awesome, but I just love the shirts!! Need a buy button for the full collection.

  • @PatrickmIrvine
    @PatrickmIrvine 3 роки тому

    You are insanely entertaining! Keep up the good work man.

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 4 роки тому +92

    I'd be happy too if I was dancing and singing about a burger with George Costanza

    • @Wobbls
      @Wobbls 3 роки тому +7

      He still had all his hair, so of course he was happy.

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 3 роки тому +4

      @@Wobbls ..Hair.. and Cocaine... and enough mcdonalds to not get skinny from all the cocaine

    • @baconilos557
      @baconilos557 3 роки тому +1

      Was that the bite of 87

  • @anewspinonthings
    @anewspinonthings 4 роки тому +36

    I’m just waiting on that Farnsworth Smell-o-scope to drop

    • @ernestrobinson8441
      @ernestrobinson8441 4 роки тому +4

      That would be great... as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Hehehe.

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 4 роки тому +7

      @@ernestrobinson8441 because of that stupid joke, the planet was renamed in 2880. To Urectum!

  • @hudsoncampbell5064
    @hudsoncampbell5064 4 роки тому

    I'm so glad you shared that ad with us

  • @jaysinha0
    @jaysinha0 2 роки тому

    Amusing and informative. Keep it up, Joe!

  • @ryantwombly720
    @ryantwombly720 4 роки тому +62

    “These are historic remains of a once great society of hair!” - George Constanza, truthteller

    • @camo_fisherman
      @camo_fisherman 4 роки тому +1

      The look on Joe's face....lmao....as I hang my head in shame...lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +24

    It's incogitable how we literally know so much more about space that what's underwater

    • @mishalmumthaz6292
      @mishalmumthaz6292 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah seriously how much we know abt space compared to the ocean is like a ring dropped in the middle of the Sahara desert

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 4 роки тому +1

      It actually makes sense. You can study the cosmos to its far reaches thanks to telescopes. You simply can't see beyond about 80 meters in water.

    • @okaydetar821
      @okaydetar821 4 роки тому +6

      We definitely do not know more about space than whats underwater. Think about what percentage of the ocean we have discovered, and compare that to the likely infinte size of space, and you find that we have disocvered a lot more of the ocean.

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 4 роки тому

      @@oliverwilson11 so what? The ocean as a whole is pretty homogenous, too. Look at one glass of water and you're basically seen them all. Doesn't mean that there are more interesting corners somewhere.

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 4 роки тому

      @Josh Belcher Nor will we be able to escape the Earth. That is just a silly dream for some.
      Rather we focus on staying and picking up after out selves. And if we try and create the technology to explore our oceans we may learn some important information. Not to mention technologies that may aid us in exploring the stars and planets later on, if we ever get to that point.

  • @philstarnes2011
    @philstarnes2011 3 роки тому +1

    Joe's reaction to the hamburger commercial.. priceless. If I was on the fence on whether or not to watch this channel...I am not anymore. You are hilarious and... and informative.

  • @andyespinozam
    @andyespinozam 4 роки тому +1

    LoL that reaction to the ad, great. New sub!!!

  • @erika002
    @erika002 4 роки тому +5

    I'm craving for a Hamburger now because of that 80's McDonald's Ad....
    Speaking of space, space restaurants will be inevitable in the far future...probably

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 4 роки тому

      For certain there will be one at the end of the universe

  • @pablodono7227
    @pablodono7227 4 роки тому +8

    I just thought "wait is that Jason Alexander?" and then you just said that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 u r awesome

  • @douglawless
    @douglawless 4 роки тому +2

    I've been continuously making McDLT references since they were a thing so I very much appreciate what you've done here.

  • @Lucifer-qt9gh
    @Lucifer-qt9gh 4 роки тому

    ok man, you have my subscription, top-notch, easy to understand and interesting

  • @toferj7441
    @toferj7441 4 роки тому +11

    Joe, you crack me up! Also, I'm totally old enough to have actually watched that commercial. 😂🤣

    • @ralikdiver
      @ralikdiver 4 роки тому +3

      We should start a club. Secret handshakes and everything!

    • @alcelaya1365
      @alcelaya1365 4 роки тому +2

      Yes but did you ever eat the McDLT? I think they cost $1.79

    • @LG123ABC
      @LG123ABC 4 роки тому +2

      @@alcelaya1365 I remember eating one and thinking, "meh", so no surprise that it's gone.

    • @toferj7441
      @toferj7441 4 роки тому +1

      Getting old? Yep.
      Club? Yes.
      Secret handshake? Yes.
      Did I ever eat one? Yes.
      Meh? Ehh... Yeah... But nostalgia! 😁

  • @danield679
    @danield679 4 роки тому +37

    I think “Charon” is pronounced like “Karon” like the name of the boat captain for the crossing of the River Styx. Creepy

    • @Tesserex
      @Tesserex 4 роки тому +11

      I've heard it pronounced "Karen". He demands to see Hades, his manager.

    • @MaliciousChickenAgenda
      @MaliciousChickenAgenda 4 роки тому +1

      @Audiocronic I want to peck your face 😁

    • @user-dn9wv8pr1i
      @user-dn9wv8pr1i 4 роки тому

      The problem is that the proper sound for Charon does not exist in english. It should be pronounced like Mikhail in russian or like jalapeño in spanish. Now, if it all sounds greek to you and you 're stuck with CH as in child or K, go with K.
      I hope that was helpful.

    • @jamrhein2
      @jamrhein2 4 роки тому

      @@user-dn9wv8pr1i if we were doing the real Greek word yes, then it would be pronounced kind of like "haa-ŕon" (correct me if I'm wrong), but the guy who named it says it as "Karen" so either he himself named it wrong or that's just what we all have to call it now haha

    • @bdsingletary
      @bdsingletary 4 роки тому

      Carun

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 2 роки тому

    That ridiculously over the top 80's commercial, in all its silliness, just made me pine so much for the 80's...

  • @dranorter
    @dranorter 2 роки тому

    When you played the first McD.L.T clip I had to rewind and watch it twice. So glad you played more of it.

  • @elephantnipples8936
    @elephantnipples8936 4 роки тому +46

    Joe: "What was this video about again?"
    My brain: "The Moops"

  • @suyashgoylit51
    @suyashgoylit51 4 роки тому +62

    At the beginning of the video, I was like 'cool, he's gonna talk about some habitable planet where future humans might move to'. By the end, I was just thinking that we are so lucky to have Earth.

    • @CMDR-V-UncleJ
      @CMDR-V-UncleJ 4 роки тому

      ii wjust want a Mds trip

    • @Didi-rt3tr
      @Didi-rt3tr 4 роки тому +6

      But if we didn't, we couldn't even feel bad for not having earth cause we wouldn't exist...

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 4 роки тому

      eyeball planet sounds nice though

    • @OldHickory7
      @OldHickory7 4 роки тому +4

      @@SomeGuy-ty7kr I prefer the privacy of butthole planets, like your Uranus

    • @famousbowl9926
      @famousbowl9926 4 роки тому +2

      @@OldHickory7 lol

  • @waterbeing3197
    @waterbeing3197 4 роки тому

    Dude i love your videos. Im subscribing.

  • @flatbill2
    @flatbill2 4 роки тому

    Thanks Joe! That song has been stuck in my head since I was 5, but I couldn't remember which fast food chain to subscribe it to. I was convinced that it was Dairy Queen all this time.

  • @wasanasaw
    @wasanasaw 4 роки тому +14

    LOVE it when you say “maths”

    • @darthslackus499
      @darthslackus499 4 роки тому +1

      If it wasn't for the writing, it sounded like he said: "meth"

  • @journeyman4328
    @journeyman4328 4 роки тому +8

    Challenge to you, Joe. Work in the 68 Vollwagon Fastback commercial with Dustin Hoffman.

  • @neobrokethematrixlikeanerd
    @neobrokethematrixlikeanerd 4 роки тому +54

    "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" - Professor Farnsworth

    • @BradWatsonMiami
      @BradWatsonMiami 3 роки тому

      Planet Nestor is our nextdoor neighbors where humanoids have a nest or base. Nestor is built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 compared to Earth's GOD=7_4.

      64% of Nestor's surface is liquid or frozen water. 6 continents & 4 don't touch its equator/4 LARGE land masses. Their ancients' '6 Seas' & 4 oceans. 4 primary lunar phases of roughly 6 days (~6.4 days) each, thus their lunar month is 25.5 days with 6-day weeks and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Their lunar year 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = solar year 316 days. Their inferior planets at .6 & .4 AU and/or superior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Their 'Venus' orbit is 168.51 days = 26.33 days avg. Nestor month x 6.4. Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets and 4 are gas/ice giants. Their '6 Classical Planets' & 4 can be seen during the day/4 cast shadows on Nestor (Sun, Moon & two planets). Etc. See my tweaked NASA conference presentation at PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .

      GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor Theory is Seal #2 of the 7seals.blogspot.com . Only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/ Revelation which is NOT the 'end of the world'. COVID-19 was added to Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) Theory.

    • @eamonia
      @eamonia 2 роки тому

      Yo Brad, you seem to be pretty smart. Do you know how to level a stage though? It's easy, just adjust either side until the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

  • @iakazul
    @iakazul 4 роки тому +2

    Damn now I gotta watch that damn commercial again. Thank you Joe!

  • @freeman2399
    @freeman2399 4 роки тому +53

    Who wants to bring back the McDLT now?

    • @bowdiddly6172
      @bowdiddly6172 3 роки тому

      Nobody

    • @mistygoodwill
      @mistygoodwill 3 роки тому

      I thought they sang BLT :( now a bacon lettuce tomato I'm totally for but a dlt? I was alive in the 80s, how do I not remember

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 3 роки тому

      @@mistygoodwill You didnt miss much. The McDLT had zero taste. I dont how they removed the flavor from the tomato and lettuce but they did it. Healthy ingredients dont belong on mcdonalds

    • @mistygoodwill
      @mistygoodwill 3 роки тому

      @@rogerwilco1777 nothing beats a home grown garden taste.i don't think fast food will ever be able to compete

  • @thomasdevine867
    @thomasdevine867 4 роки тому +11

    We tend to underestimate drug use in the 1980s. Or at least that's how I explain that comercial.

  • @flickercrab5704
    @flickercrab5704 2 роки тому

    Joe, your reaction to Jason Alexander was precious! I did the same double take, lol 😆

  • @davidmurray2829
    @davidmurray2829 3 роки тому +4

    Amazing Scientific content! Now I want a McDLT like really lol

  • @pentagramprime1585
    @pentagramprime1585 4 роки тому +57

    Time is over rated, I could see myself living without it.
    Like the McDLT.

    • @tommyrocker7117
      @tommyrocker7117 4 роки тому +1

      I thought same and tried ignoring time while in college ... unfortunately, keep being late for classes and to work. I had to get back on the time schedule.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  4 роки тому +4

      Spoken like someone who never experienced the awesomeness of the McDLT.

    • @wittohasago
      @wittohasago 4 роки тому

      @@joescott Learn the secret of the Masons. The false history of mankind pushed by the British Royals will be smashed and the TRUTH told. The Pyramid builders are returning to straighten Earths axis, install Atlantis and remove the 666 leadership. All complete by December 2020. ua-cam.com/video/towhbsCA9Ek/v-deo.html

    • @frank1803
      @frank1803 4 роки тому

      I'd find it a tough sell to convince me that there is such a thing ( as time); what? a second? is earth based, so is a year, a __________ ( any quantity of time).
      In year measures, of our galaxy takes about 250 million earth years. Should that not be really a true year? Time ? Meh.

  • @MumblinBerk
    @MumblinBerk 4 роки тому +8

    I just want to say that the McDLT was my favorite sandwich, and I took it very personally when they discontinued it. And I blame the Flat-Earthers for this, because we live in a time when it's OK to blame anyone for anything, and Joe Scott might back me up on this.

  • @shellybelle7441
    @shellybelle7441 3 роки тому +1

    "what was this video about again?" i bawked out loud😄😄😂

  • @pisces3786
    @pisces3786 3 роки тому +1

    This was great! I remember the mcDlt, it was actually pretty good 😄

  • @charlesjmouse
    @charlesjmouse 4 роки тому +14

    Thanks again, always interesting and entertaining.
    Some random thoughts to do with eyeball planets. Ignoring for the moment that such bodies orbiting that close to a red dwarf are probably barren rocks without any atmosphere it's feasible some could be surprisingly Earth-like:
    -If a planet close-in was locked in to a reasonably fast resonance you'd end up with something approximating a normal day-night cycle.
    -Such a planet, aided by tidal heating, might have a strong enough magnetic field to hold on to it's atmosphere if it's star was on the quiet side for a red dwarf.
    -Even if tidally locked a reasonably thick atmosphere could transport heat sufficiently well that most, if not all, could be pretty pleasant... apart from the wind!
    Interestingly it's starting to look like our planet got it's solid core as recently as 500 million years ago, so our "dynamo" is a recent development. As the Earth wasn't a barren rock without an atmosphere prior to that we must have had some other mechanism for holding on to an atmosphere, and seemingly the Earth had strong geomagnetism in the past, for some reason...
    ...if that is true for our planet it might be true for eyeball planets... at least until their core solidifies, which might be delayed as a result of tidal heating. It may be a coincidence but it's funny that at just about the time our planet changed it's method for generating a magnetic field life developed some significant new tricks. We may also have dodged a bullet as it seems quickly developing a dynamo to replace whatever was going on before was not a given... Moon..?
    So much speculation, so many questions, and so many answers yet to be found!

  • @Dudikowski
    @Dudikowski 4 роки тому +6

    *Wait... was that Jason Alexander?" I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Not because of the old commercial but how you read my mind. I was thinking that same thought as you said it. Brilliant!

  • @aidanbay8721
    @aidanbay8721 3 роки тому

    Such a good explainer

  • @davidclark9143
    @davidclark9143 3 роки тому

    I do love the humor he puts into his talks...

  • @jele38
    @jele38 4 роки тому +21

    When you figure out light takes millions of years to reach us and find out the planet might no longer be habitable.... :(

    • @misterroberts4240
      @misterroberts4240 4 роки тому +3

      true

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 4 роки тому

      in lots of planets it's only decades or centuries

    • @clint330
      @clint330 4 роки тому

      millions of years won't cause it to not be habitable, from the habitable zone theory

  • @chadwellak
    @chadwellak 4 роки тому +6

    The Eyeball planet reminds me a planet from the original Foundation trilogy. I can't remember its name but Asimov describes the ribbon of habitable zone where humans lived and also talks about some who've ventured to the transition regions. It's not the main focus of the story but it is quite interesting.

    • @andyshorrock6230
      @andyshorrock6230 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Chadwellak - yeah, Isaac called them "Ribbon Worlds" - sounds more appealing to me than 'eyeball planets'

  • @square__sausage2673
    @square__sausage2673 4 роки тому +3

    So I've just found you and im loving that Charlie was actually smarter than he was in its always sunny in Philadelphia

  • @brucechamberlin9666
    @brucechamberlin9666 4 роки тому

    Enjoy your sense of humor. Funny. Enjoy your shows too, explain things so well and understandable. The burger people were way too manic happy about things. I almost get that happy when I’m about to get lucky or find a forgotten twenty, but not quite.