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  • What White People Say to Brown People and if it was Reversed
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @prasty1486
    @prasty1486 4 роки тому +3187

    I am half Indian, half french and I live in France, once someone asked me why I didn’t had the "red dot on my forehead"... they thought it was natural.

    • @Nijilove78
      @Nijilove78 4 роки тому +249

      sent ☠️☠️ can’t believe someone thinks the bindi is natural ✋🏾

    • @prasty1486
      @prasty1486 4 роки тому +65

      jk • 전국아 yeah that’s stupid

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 4 роки тому +6

      Oh

    • @sussykanyeballs176
      @sussykanyeballs176 3 роки тому +72

      Many Indian women wear it. But only if they wish to. He/she probably thought that was normal after watching bollywood movies.

    • @Ask35720
      @Ask35720 3 роки тому +20

      What the fuck..haha..pimple bindis.

  • @aleesham6604
    @aleesham6604 5 років тому +3101

    “So do your parents like, not care?” hahahahaha

    • @God-T
      @God-T 4 роки тому +23

      Taking piss_out of white people 🤣🤣 completely normal..
      Taking the piss on another culture... 😨😨 racism.. 😂 Right?

    • @14DANESSJ
      @14DANESSJ 4 роки тому +45

      @@God-T Depends... Some white people are sensitive af

    • @mocto647
      @mocto647 4 роки тому +44

      @@God-T that's not the point of the video. They aren't saying that racism is ok. They're saying that things some white people say would be strange if Indians said it.

    • @mannyokafor4609
      @mannyokafor4609 4 роки тому +7

      @@God-T bruh the white people where saying it to the brown people. im a conservative trump supporter, i think ur confused

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 3 роки тому +3

      @@God-T Nice, you missed the whole point of the fucking video

  • @orangetoes223
    @orangetoes223 5 років тому +664

    “Do your parents just not care?”
    Yes. The answer is yes.

  • @amiused2157
    @amiused2157 4 роки тому +901

    Asian version:
    “Omg you’re 29????!!!! You look so young”
    Reversed: “omg you’re only 29????!!!! You look so old”

    • @billbertboyce324
      @billbertboyce324 3 роки тому +19

      Are you feeling okay? This very video features asians. I assume you mean east asians

    • @experienceexperte3096
      @experienceexperte3096 3 роки тому +16

      @DIGITAL east asian is different from asian ... asian means everyone in asian ... east asian is yellow people (racist term but it's so that you know the difference)

    • @puerry
      @puerry 2 роки тому

      @@JV-dr1ti how so? out of genuine curiosity. And also why the need for being snarky?

    • @Nick-dr4ec
      @Nick-dr4ec 11 місяців тому

      East asian version: omg are you Chinese?

  • @fazalsayyed6169
    @fazalsayyed6169 8 років тому +6925

    are your parents divorced 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akidinafrica6924
      @akidinafrica6924 8 років тому +245

      Idk but that is so typical for white people and their family status. lol rip to nuclear family structure

    • @ryashaum
      @ryashaum 7 років тому +58

      damn

    • @slushiev132
      @slushiev132 7 років тому +12

      Hey i can assure you im white and i dislike mcdonalds........ never said i dont lime tacobell tho

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 7 років тому +7

      Fazal Sayyed I think they meant "black"

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 7 років тому +89

      Wait no, that would be "have you ever met your father"

  • @valm5363
    @valm5363 6 років тому +4795

    "So do white girls ever settle down" IM DEAD

  • @shahilh
    @shahilh 5 років тому +3238

    *Quotes a line from the video*
    *Gets 1.6k likes*

    • @lonewolf202
      @lonewolf202 5 років тому +28

      @Maltodextrin while you have three, I can count too

    • @Marqan
      @Marqan 5 років тому +84

      *Describes a comment*
      *Gets 260 likes*

    • @danibot3000
      @danibot3000 4 роки тому +28

      You just described what 60% of youtube comments are about - recently

    • @rayandaas1695
      @rayandaas1695 4 роки тому +4

      Update, 3.4k

    • @bronzeanon985
      @bronzeanon985 4 роки тому +1

      I know, crazy, right?

  • @IsabelleBoiten
    @IsabelleBoiten 5 років тому +1835

    ‘I lOVE JESUS!!!’ Lmaooo

  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 8 років тому +4869

    "Soo do you like have 20 boyfriends......"

    • @whiteeagle7831
      @whiteeagle7831 8 років тому +144

      i always talk to white people who i think are racists like this
      i flip the game bruh
      PS : im arab

    • @LittlePunjabiKid
      @LittlePunjabiKid 8 років тому +22

      Same, why put up with it, at least they can face the same issues thrown back at them and make them think and reliaze before they continue on... lol

    • @Sahib659
      @Sahib659 7 років тому +5

      White Eagle we need to be friends

    • @whataway8180
      @whataway8180 7 років тому +44

      White people? If you call us white then by the same respect, you are brown, not Arab. Ps: I'm German-American btw. Yeah?

    • @RumbledKoala
      @RumbledKoala 7 років тому +13

      Taqiyya is dark and full of taharrush no he didn't justify anything, he corrected him, white eagle generalised all white skinned people as white, so he said that generalising brown people as brown shouldn't technically be racist, if he generalised all white skins as white

  • @icollectstuff8677
    @icollectstuff8677 6 років тому +3572

    Me and my Indian friend are always super racist to each other. Its a good time.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 5 років тому +67

      Omg no you lacist!! 😧😨😧😨😧😨😨😨

    • @oleum5589
      @oleum5589 5 років тому +504

      That’s true friendship 😂

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 5 років тому +426

      I heard a story online about how two friends one was white and one was black thay were making racist jokes towards each other and then someone else overheard it and reported it in, the white guy got kicked out of the college

    • @julianne1066
      @julianne1066 5 років тому +57

      Dat White Boi Oh. Oh! No.

    • @nagys36snn
      @nagys36snn 5 років тому +53

      Dat White Boi well, in glad i don't study in the us

  • @ShouryaMusica
    @ShouryaMusica 4 роки тому +657

    I like the way that every brown person has to be Indian.

  • @billa9034
    @billa9034 5 років тому +1911

    "This is OUR oil now"
    The USA wants to know ur location.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 років тому +44

      If you have oil, we already know your location. We’ll be by later to take that mess off your hands.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, unfortunately ASSHOLE was already taken.

    • @vaskedagame880
      @vaskedagame880 5 років тому +6

      i tought u were gonna say soviet athem plays...
      *SOVIET ATHEM PLAYS*

    • @sarthak8810
      @sarthak8810 4 роки тому +1

      LMAOOOOO SOOOO GOOD

    • @dungeonmaster7974
      @dungeonmaster7974 4 роки тому +2

      Britain: my island

  • @judsonbonneville6685
    @judsonbonneville6685 7 років тому +2066

    ARR ME LUCKY CHARMS POTATO POTATO POTATO

    • @sjhorton1184
      @sjhorton1184 7 років тому +21

      I died laughing!

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 7 років тому +38

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I thought that was hilarious.

    • @alexisjankowski3281
      @alexisjankowski3281 7 років тому +3

      I loved it! And I love Lucky Charms!

    • @conorl9305
      @conorl9305 7 років тому +8

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I'm not a snowflake so I'm not offended

    • @hugh6025
      @hugh6025 7 років тому +4

      I thought lucky charms were an American thing, I've never seen them here

  • @mosipd
    @mosipd 6 років тому +4870

    You know what's funny? In India, this is exactly what Indian people do when they see a white person. There are always those types of people in every culture, and depending on what culture you're currently in, those are the questions you're gonna get.

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad 5 років тому +128

      @Mr. Thanos the predators hunter thanks, I've always wanted to be told I'm like a pink elephant

    • @ohyeahyeahyeah8396
      @ohyeahyeahyeah8396 5 років тому +182

      How to offend a Black Person - So, which field your grandfather used to work?

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad 5 років тому +54

      I find it hard to get offended by being told that I'm at fault for something my great grandfather may or may not have done

    • @ElMagnifico0709
      @ElMagnifico0709 5 років тому +12

      @@ArcticZombie How do you know that ? Oh, right.. cuz the version history your ancestors wrote is the most legitimate one there is ? Your ancestors tried to brush it under the rug, but could never brush their shoulders off. Neither can you.

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 5 років тому +3

      mosipd That’s the joke, idiot.

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 5 років тому +927

    *when i buy pizza i totally eat it with a fork and knife* 😂😂😂

    • @heygirl6386
      @heygirl6386 5 років тому +5

      i actually do that when its too hot to touch or too messy with my bare hands. life hack!!

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 5 років тому +1

      I actually do when I'm back in China

    • @user-dz4pb2ll3k
      @user-dz4pb2ll3k 5 років тому +14

      @@shepherdlavellen3301 cuz yall chinese are white wannabes so its not surprising

    • @lukebircharchive3833
      @lukebircharchive3833 4 роки тому +1

      Fun fact: That's how they eat pizza in France.

    • @shadowllght
      @shadowllght 4 роки тому +7

      @@user-dz4pb2ll3k You're special aren't you. Cutting the pizza into 1/8th is an American thing. Italians eat it with fork and knife. You're a "white wannabee" either way like this

  • @NMETSGChan
    @NMETSGChan 5 років тому +875

    The white stereotype was so much funnier with guns and girls sleeping with tons of guys.
    I'm literally LMAO!

  • @ButterMango
    @ButterMango 7 років тому +1913

    'i love bland food'
    I LOST IT LOOOOOL

    • @saneelahaseeb8375
      @saneelahaseeb8375 7 років тому +3

      I swearrrr

    • @thinkgreenlovepurple
      @thinkgreenlovepurple 7 років тому +6

      same! best line!

    • @alexk7425
      @alexk7425 7 років тому +9

      ButterMango white food is still better though haha

    • @joycedunnell3182
      @joycedunnell3182 7 років тому +35

      'ketchup adds sooo much flavored!' I died......lol

    • @unaizakhakoo2294
      @unaizakhakoo2294 7 років тому +6

      thinkgreenlovepurple I will always and forever love desi food better cause it has FLAVORRR

  • @darkhawk1979
    @darkhawk1979 7 років тому +1208

    "I love Jesus! Hyuk yuk yuk!"
    Gold!

  • @rikymartinstephen3356
    @rikymartinstephen3356 4 роки тому +181

    Girl: Are there like any hot Indian
    guys?
    Hrithik Roshan : Let me introduce myself.

  • @cromabu5090
    @cromabu5090 5 років тому +280

    The Irish accent is the funniest
    I’m from England
    Same thing
    *car bomb intensifies*

    • @gal749
      @gal749 3 роки тому +7

      I'm just offended they said the Irish accent is funny
      And I don't even speak Irish

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 3 роки тому +2

      Shillelagh flinging intensifies

    • @elitemeemoosood9869
      @elitemeemoosood9869 3 роки тому +1

      @@gal749 same, I'm actually Indian but I still got offended, when they said that england and ireland are the same I-

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 Рік тому

      speaking of car bombs and irish, I dare anyone to go to a bar in ireland and order an Irish Car Bomb

  • @anunkash5185
    @anunkash5185 7 років тому +523

    this is like what buzzfeed tries to do, but epicly fails at.

    • @zynix3698
      @zynix3698 7 років тому +7

      Being racist while pretending not to be?

    • @hosni2
      @hosni2 7 років тому +17

      ZyniX 36 *stereotypical

    • @abandonedmushroom2535
      @abandonedmushroom2535 6 років тому

      Trueee

    • @zynix3698
      @zynix3698 4 роки тому

      ​@ШИРИШ Racism is caused by ignorance.

  • @rippedreaper7279
    @rippedreaper7279 8 років тому +282

    "Do white girls ever settle down?" - Best Line Ever

    • @sebastianll3783
      @sebastianll3783 8 років тому

      so true!

    • @lss922
      @lss922 8 років тому +10

      +Ginsuma Married women who wanna "party with the girls" are in dire need of a little bit of the good old slap-in-the-fuckin-face medicine administered by their husbands. Stay at home with your families you fuckwits. Grown ass men who go to discos and such are just as despicable.

    • @AtrumMixer
      @AtrumMixer 8 років тому +4

      Actually most married women in first world countries need a night out with the girls just like married men need a night out with the boys. Raising a family takes a lot of energy and parents will have to recharge from time to time in order to refuel their individual side. The other cultures you mention are male dominated and none individual based. That means a woman who spends time outside her home without her husband is seen as legit sexual prey because she's breaking the societal norm.

    •  8 років тому +1

      The Invictus One4 months ago
      "Do white girls ever settle down?" - Best Line Ever
      You dont get out much, do you?

    • @davidwalz94
      @davidwalz94 7 років тому

      The Invictus One Indeed, it made me pause and giggle

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 років тому +374

    *Now* I know why all my Indian friends have American-sounding nicknames!

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 років тому +14

      It’s called culture appropriation.

    • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
      @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 років тому +40

      And *that’s* called pettiness.

    • @samuelhartley1979
      @samuelhartley1979 5 років тому +19

      Heh. I was talking to an indian girl once who had a simplified English name and she got really surprised when I called her by her indian name.

    • @matthews1366
      @matthews1366 5 років тому +26

      There was somebody at my school who was called Sreecharan (idk how to spell lol sry) but he just called himself bob

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 років тому +11

      @@matthews1366 it's the simplest Indian name.

  • @ServerDweller
    @ServerDweller 5 років тому +174

    "are there like any hot Indian guys?" Ouch... That hurt...

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 5 років тому +19

      same.... :( im probably only a 5/10 in the looks department though when im with my uncle people literally turn their heads around to look at his face XD so yes there are some lucky ones

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 роки тому +10

      Ill never understand how people think Bollywood girls are hot 😐

    • @davidshepherd1634
      @davidshepherd1634 4 роки тому +1

      There's one right here ;)

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 4 роки тому +19

      @@meghanachauhan9380 idk if racist but sure, there are 1000s of them

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 3 роки тому +4

      Majority of black guys white women date don't look like Brad Pitt either. Looks don't matter if you have big...

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 6 років тому +938

    "Ketchup adds sooo much flavor" - LMAO

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 6 років тому +7

      Why don't people say this more? I swear, our culture isn't appreciated enough :'( jk jk

    • @davidojo6830
      @davidojo6830 6 років тому +20

      "I love bland food!!" is amazing!🤣

    • @be7169
      @be7169 6 років тому +2

      It's that yummy High Fructose Corn Syrup. Mmmmmm

    • @noticias6111
      @noticias6111 5 років тому

      The part about cuisine...not going to lie about how it makes me think how I don't find Central and East European cuisine to appetizing personally.

    • @kevinzhango1723
      @kevinzhango1723 5 років тому +1

      Ketchup is the s***

  • @nomicake8607
    @nomicake8607 7 років тому +3643

    lmao good job iisuperwomanii, totally didnt copy this.

    • @mariahwasa5210
      @mariahwasa5210 7 років тому +63

      Nomicake I know right!!

    • @nightingale4786
      @nightingale4786 7 років тому +300

      exactly!! I'm kinda bummed no one really called her out on this yet :|

    • @mahirafarhin5129
      @mahirafarhin5129 7 років тому +8

      in what video?

    • @kornilious
      @kornilious 7 років тому +82

      mahira farhin Things white people have told me. It’s basically the same video.

    • @amya5369
      @amya5369 7 років тому +186

      and neel's is way better too. her's kinda has a really bitter undertone and isn't really funny (and i'm brown fyi)

  • @colfdralegend
    @colfdralegend 4 роки тому +112

    “So are your parents super strict?”
    “So do your parents just not care?”
    I think I’m both of these people... weird

    • @karthikeyan3d319
      @karthikeyan3d319 3 роки тому +4

      best of both worlds

    • @paysmenot2624
      @paysmenot2624 3 роки тому +6

      They are super strict in what they want/expect from you.
      They don't care about what you want for yourself.

    • @starlegends3092
      @starlegends3092 2 роки тому

      Ya

  • @meggi8048
    @meggi8048 5 років тому +488

    Everytime somewhen finds out i am from Germany its
    "NAAAAAZI"

    • @AmyElkington
      @AmyElkington 5 років тому +48

      All I can think about when I think of Germany is sausages and sauerkraut

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 5 років тому +16

      NAAAAAAAAAZIIII!!!

    • @sumwhatkeezy
      @sumwhatkeezy 5 років тому +18

      @@AmyElkington and beer ;)

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 років тому +2

      Same lol, it happend several times on vacation

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 років тому +1

      @@sumwhatkeezy the holy lifejuice

  • @dr.snowman4883
    @dr.snowman4883 7 років тому +950

    idk if this is true or not because I don't talk to people.

  • @pacomarveeny9640
    @pacomarveeny9640 6 років тому +3764

    Brown guy: the Irish accent is the FUNNIEST!
    White guy: ...I’m from England..
    Brown guy: SAME THING!
    Being Irish I literally spat my drink and dropped my jaw SO SHOOK HAHAHAHA

    • @marjorierene427
      @marjorierene427 6 років тому +54

      Paco Marveeny OMG MY FELLOW IRISHMAN!! (Or girl)

    • @pacomarveeny9640
      @pacomarveeny9640 6 років тому +9

      Gabriel R Irishman haha

    • @wipmegrandma8780
      @wipmegrandma8780 6 років тому +25

      Paco Marveeny yea Im english and the feeling was basically the same. About the only thing in the video that go me riled up haha

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 6 років тому +6

      Literally even other white people just shrug and say “same thing”

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 5 років тому +25

      @James Bond I think it a cool accent and am not white.see how quickly your argument falls appart

  • @jaymahakaal5354
    @jaymahakaal5354 11 місяців тому +11

    Matt started his comedian journey after this video

    • @ishhaatt569
      @ishhaatt569 10 місяців тому

      Bro I saw the thumbnail and I was like there is no way that is Matt rife bahahah 😭

  • @janlovesu
    @janlovesu 5 років тому +91

    I'm Sri Lankan
    And Have been called Indian and African ;-;

    • @yesminsalima4924
      @yesminsalima4924 5 років тому

      Same XD

    • @user-fj6sp5qq6m
      @user-fj6sp5qq6m 4 роки тому

      Same 😂

    • @poison6084
      @poison6084 4 роки тому

      I'm part Irish , and people think I'm part Turkish 😂😂😂😂

    • @cham1763
      @cham1763 4 роки тому +8

      I’m Sri Lankan and I’ve been mistaken for being Hispanic multiple it might be cause I’m lighter skinned than most Sri Lankan’s but idk

    • @elli1080
      @elli1080 4 роки тому +6

      Im srilankan too and for me it was indian and mexican

  • @brandondonahue2965
    @brandondonahue2965 7 років тому +773

    I think brown people should make those remarks. The world would be a funnier place if we could all poke fun at each other and not make a fuss.

    • @ramiroortiz1459
      @ramiroortiz1459 7 років тому +8

      Brandon Donahue
      Yeah

    • @neerajindra9097
      @neerajindra9097 7 років тому +31

      I LOVE BLAND FOOD

    • @muhammadalifaqsha9014
      @muhammadalifaqsha9014 7 років тому +7

      +Neeraj Indra I do love bland and spicy food 😂

    • @fernybell263
      @fernybell263 7 років тому +10

      All my brown friends do is poke at pop culture

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 7 років тому +4

      Me (peruvian) and my friend (vietnamese) like to talk about our different cultures and common trends of each countries. Don't really understand the problem O.o I mean as long we don't make fun of each other's culture, it should be ok

  • @GraphiteBlimp27
    @GraphiteBlimp27 7 років тому +1641

    Tbh the things the "brown people" say to white people are actually hilarious. I'd never dream of saying the things the whites said but somehow I don't feel offended when it's reversed lol

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio 7 років тому +83

      You shouldn't feel offended anyway :p

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 7 років тому +34

      ***** I thought the intent was to show whites how offensive that kind of thing can be, but maybe not.

    • @zoyahaque4017
      @zoyahaque4017 7 років тому +121

      Nah the intent was to show how ridiculous some of the stuff white people say is.

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio 7 років тому +6

      Indeed.

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 7 років тому +10

      Zoya Haque Which is why if I heard what the white people said irl I'd probably find it funny too.

  • @alexlee8353
    @alexlee8353 5 років тому +79

    “Hey how come you don’t wear a SnapBack?””
    😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 4 роки тому +31

    I'm Brown and I don't care about these questions tbh, They get a conversation started and aren't offensive to me just funny ^^

    • @gal749
      @gal749 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, some people are genuinely curious

    • @jana731
      @jana731 2 роки тому +1

      @@gal749 yeah, true, in my friends group in high school there was a girl from sri lanka and like she literally wasn't allowed to do anything in her free time. After being friends with her for 3 years we asked her what would happen if she came out lesbian to her parents and she said they would literally throw her out of the house. We were a little shocked tbh.

    • @gal749
      @gal749 2 роки тому +1

      @@jana731 This doesn't have anything to do with my comment, but sure

    • @Mojo6660
      @Mojo6660 2 роки тому

      Its not funny its the least racist comment that said in this video

  • @rockwall5329
    @rockwall5329 7 років тому +1959

    I LOVE JESUS HUEH HUEH HUEH

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 6 років тому +102

      that was the funniest part!!!!!!! along with *gun noises and explosions* this is our oil now!

    • @adelinelie1866
      @adelinelie1866 6 років тому +4

      feeling offended ._.

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 6 років тому +2

      Adeline Lie Don’t mind it. It’s _mostly_ innocent chatter.

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 6 років тому +8

      NAH THIS IS OUR OIL.
      *soviet anthem plays*

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 6 років тому +2

      If you're on the internet Then you have no life
      *Le Wilde cat appears*
      *Salute*

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 5 років тому +2076

    Lol this is soo *accurate* people think all indians watch Bollywood

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 років тому +6

      @Vinay S LOL my mom is guynese and Indian and my dad is guynese and indian Asian so i kinda eat it every 2 days of the week sometimes lol

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 років тому +1

      @Vinay S LOL my family Indians ar vary watter down they sound more guynese than anything

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 років тому +1

      @Vinay S lol😂

    • @rashmi.nityaaa
      @rashmi.nityaaa 5 років тому +25

      excuse me, I prefer *Tollywood*

    • @jackdellow
      @jackdellow 5 років тому +3

      palmchika13 Mary charry ahem t-series

  • @idkanymore9812
    @idkanymore9812 5 років тому +90

    NOT ALL BROWN PEOPLE ARE INDIAN🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @itsmeSmile
      @itsmeSmile 5 років тому +41

      it's the same thing

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 5 років тому

      ItsmeSmile what do you mean ?

    • @douglasthompson9070
      @douglasthompson9070 5 років тому +41

      @@idkanymore9812 It's called a joke.

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 5 років тому +1

      Douglas Thompson yeah Ik but not all brown people are Indian... Facts

    • @douglasthompson9070
      @douglasthompson9070 5 років тому +29

      @@idkanymore9812 Developing a sense of humor is a wonderful thing.

  • @CodeineBarbarian
    @CodeineBarbarian Рік тому +5

    IS THAT MATT RIFE

  • @Grumpy_old_Boot
    @Grumpy_old_Boot 8 років тому +310

    **throws imaginary grenade**
    This OUR oil now !!

    • @xxdomoxxkunxx
      @xxdomoxxkunxx 8 років тому +1

      +Grumpy ol' Boot fools, you wouldnt throw a grenade at the oil!

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 8 років тому +7

      Domo Von Imperium
      Everyone knows that throwing explosives at burning oilwells is the way to put them out!!!

    • @lemanyk
      @lemanyk 8 років тому +4

      +Grumpy ol' Boot pls, americans never say like that. They say "We will bring you democracy" or "In the name of democracy"

    • @yvrelna
      @yvrelna 8 років тому +9

      +Gennady Leman "we'll bring you democracy but if you guys voted for some guy we don't like, we'll come back."

    • @Gadwlel
      @Gadwlel 8 років тому

      +Grumpy ol' Boot lmao, yeah, I loved it haha

  • @Panzer_Runner
    @Panzer_Runner 5 років тому +271

    1:39 *spreading freedom and stealing oil intensifies*

  • @90sbabe47
    @90sbabe47 5 років тому +39

    "potato, potato, potato" LMFAOOOOO IM SCREAMING

  • @brunochapa7900
    @brunochapa7900 8 місяців тому +4

    not Matt Rife with that hair 💀

  • @jimmykeochinda1173
    @jimmykeochinda1173 6 років тому +293

    This is our oil now

  • @Fredministrator
    @Fredministrator 7 років тому +1619

    remember the 90 when casual interest in other cultures wasn't seen as racist and and anoying question was just an anoying question?

    • @Fredministrator
      @Fredministrator 6 років тому +80

      I get the joke, I know this channel. But Satire wouldn't work if there was no problem and in my experience that problem wasn't as big in the 90.

    • @addygreen8919
      @addygreen8919 6 років тому +20

      Good old times

    • @landon7612
      @landon7612 6 років тому +5

      Honestly though, if only

    • @tamillaigidova7919
      @tamillaigidova7919 6 років тому +16

      I have the ”privilege” of being a millenial.

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 6 років тому +77

      Do you remember in 2018 when three decades of the same annoying questions just started to seem a bit fucking much and maybe I'm not here to educate an endless queue of retards and defend/explain every ignorant stereotype they have about people who look/pray/live the same as me? No? You must be a straight white male who doesnt have to endure this on a daily basis, then. Otherwise, you'd be able to relate. Thanks, though.

  • @carminetancioni7444
    @carminetancioni7444 4 роки тому +12

    *smokes*
    "DUUDE! WASSUP DUUUUDE!"
    Lmao I love you guys

  • @abinansriranganathan6934
    @abinansriranganathan6934 3 роки тому +14

    Sri Lankan part is very relatable. Almost everything is relatable.

  • @reemar2168
    @reemar2168 7 років тому +393

    "I LOVE bland food" so me 😂😂😂

    • @tribequest9
      @tribequest9 6 років тому +4

      This white guy felt the sting on that one.....ouch!

  • @blah7983
    @blah7983 8 років тому +224

    Irish accents can be hilarious

    • @akidinafrica6924
      @akidinafrica6924 8 років тому +12

      until connor McGregor breaks your jaw......

    • @SebL2478
      @SebL2478 7 років тому +11

      Irish and scottish accents are by far the manliest.

    • @frankdrebin7949
      @frankdrebin7949 7 років тому +3

      Ayreesh acksints can bi so hellairies

    • @maximusdarkultima
      @maximusdarkultima 7 років тому +7

      top of the morning to you laddies!

    • @MustafaShams
      @MustafaShams 7 років тому +2

      and the scottish one too!

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 4 роки тому +22

    This video literally aged like fine wine.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +3

      No, it figuratively aged like fine wine. If it literally aged like fine wine it would taste better.

  • @CrossingTheStreetArt
    @CrossingTheStreetArt 5 років тому +12

    "what's the deal with cutlery? It's so weird" lol xD you killed me

  • @admubs3696
    @admubs3696 10 років тому +69

    "say something in Indian"

  • @wickedmonkeylover
    @wickedmonkeylover 7 років тому +520

    "You must have lost your virginity supper younge" wtf lol I didn't know that was a stereotype

    • @dachaoskitty7163
      @dachaoskitty7163 7 років тому +152

      It's a stereotype that white girls are easy, so that implies they lose their virginity at a young age.

    • @ashishbhatt3467
      @ashishbhatt3467 6 років тому +65

      Its probably that blonde girl stereotype and the way hollywood protray white teenage girl. every one had 2-3 bf etc.

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 6 років тому +55

      Thank Hollywood. This is what the world thinks of the West.

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 6 років тому +19

      A lot of 18 year olds in Sutton In Ashfield (small uk town, this is from my experience) have already had babies. A person who I used to be best friends with became a chronic liar yet she actually got pregnant at some point.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 6 років тому +20

      Jade, this is a good example of how stereotypes are born. We take our personal experience as anecdotal evidence that a certain group acts a certain way. No matter how large your sample size it's almost unavoidably a generalization.

  • @austinadams6810
    @austinadams6810 3 роки тому +10

    I know that the reversal was supposed to be negative but I legit found it funny and would love to have a friend like that. I personally really enjoy it when neither of us get offended and have an exaggerated discussion about culture

  • @rickyeldiablo800
    @rickyeldiablo800 Рік тому +5

    Is that Matt Rife?

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 Місяць тому

      IKR!
      Randomly stumbled upon him here, even double-checked the credits in the end.
      Who knew.

  • @politicalstatus197
    @politicalstatus197 6 років тому +756

    White here! Literally busted a gut laughing at the stereotypes being thrown at white people. I don't get why people get so offended when someone is using stereotypes, I find it hilarious!

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 6 років тому +28

      Because their identity is too closely tied with race. I laugh at jokes at white's expense too because I don't consider it something that integral to me.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 6 років тому +4

      James Bond, since when is getting butthurt at something I subjectively find offensive and then responding with a relevant OFFENSIVE remark bad? It is not defensive to respond by taking a stab at the offender's race. Defensive is when after I insult somebody in such manor they try to make themselves or their own race look good to recover. Like seriously you used counterattack and defensive to refer to the same action ahahahhahahahah!
      I do not understand why succeeding at communicating in a heated situation means getting the first stab at the other person in a smart-ish sounding way but then they are not to respond? And even if you did not mean to offend, what really makes it bad is calling them butthurt and refusing to further appropriately communicate. After you both fire shots you could try to work it out instead of point out the fact that yes you were offensive and thus made someone butthurt.
      Saying black people are more likely to commit a crime is a FACT (when compared to white people and with the assumption we are in the U.S.), saying you specifically (black person... presumably) are more likely to commit a crime is a stereotype... i.e. a relevant and actually good comeback.
      Oh and finally, James Bond, your comment itself is a negative (from your point of view, refer to my first sentence of the first paragraph) stereotype about white people... you should really consider A. trying to be more understanding when someone takes offensive to what comes out of your mouth (even if you think it is not offensive, it's their feelings hurt not yours) and B. try to cherish or at least comprehend every unique individual's attributes as factors that cause such a response of offense (or any response at all).

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 6 років тому +1

      You misunderstood completely ;/ Our entire exchange was about how in the hypothetical situation you set up what would be the right thing to do and it was about how you were making wrong statements. I am not calling you stupid because this was a bit convoluted (and meta :D) and I could have been a little more clear.
      Please do not say I was twisting your words. I used your quotes to put emphasis on what I was referring to and I took entire whole quotes NO TWISTING THEIR so please learn what twisting means.
      If you take anything from this exchange be it is that if you were to offend anyone in any future communications what you describe in your first comment is not the right attitude. It is not fair to not let them respond if you were the offensive one. You are welcome to comment again with your thoughts (and I will gladly read :D) but if you are going to repeatedly argue with no new original thoughts then I might not respond.
      And for the love of all that is anything please know that in the english language it is acceptable to quote someone in the same context that quote was said if in its entirety and its not considered twisting words.
      Like damn, seriously learn that.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 6 років тому +1

      Fair enough... to be honest this was kinda fun. :D Btw the black thing works with any race even white if you think about it. Having that last comment with the first would have probably avoided this whole thing :D be careful what you write because that first comment was a little triggering before you represented yourself. Cya

    • @SerenityScratch
      @SerenityScratch 6 років тому +1

      Political Love you could say the same thing the other way around

  • @faqi7076
    @faqi7076 6 років тому +380

    Pop songs;
    *i like how DIFFERENT every song is*

    • @yikushieda
      @yikushieda 6 років тому +11

      ahaa yes best part of the satire

    • @lol...
      @lol... 5 років тому +3

      Friday is pretty outstanding

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 5 років тому +1

      Best part of the whole video

    • @lerno2617
      @lerno2617 5 років тому

      @@madamebkrt I swear

    • @weighingmc9595
      @weighingmc9595 5 років тому

      ツFaqi why are you here?? You commented on one of my vids. 😂

  • @LoverScratch
    @LoverScratch 2 роки тому +4

    “Did you know they have security at airports” fucking killed me

  • @jazlynevangeli1844
    @jazlynevangeli1844 4 роки тому +8

    0:51 "why do you like to eat with your hands? That's so weird.."
    Indonesian ppl: ._.

  • @blank4227
    @blank4227 8 років тому +401

    The thing is, most white people laugh whenever someone makes fun of that stuff... but the second you fake an Indian accent, you lose your job...

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition 8 років тому +30

      +Al Capwn damn bro sorry you lost your job, you should totally be allowed to mock people. Mock away bro. Stay strong, im sure you'll get another job soon. Live long and prosper

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition 8 років тому +17

      Al Capwn HAHAHAHAHAHA panties in a bunch?

    • @kaziabir1
      @kaziabir1 8 років тому +8

      +Al Capwn Yeah but say a brown guy with an accent who is working hard on trying to lose the accent and you just make fun of him for that it will hurt him. He'll probably laugh just to play along but it's not the same. I think getting fired for that is a little extreme but there's no doubt it's harassment because you never see a brown guy making fun of white/european/australian accents. I would but that's just because I'm an asshole.

    • @kurobancho3508
      @kurobancho3508 8 років тому +25

      +Al Capwn Yeah, that kinda thing is happening now. It's funnier when people are like "I hate racism!" and then they proceed to joke about white people. Ok, thats fine but they get butthurt at jokes about other races. Like wow hypocrisy. It's not only Tumblr people who do this as well.

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 8 років тому

      +Al Capwn
      ...and get hired at 711!

  • @tahreesuh
    @tahreesuh 6 років тому +71

    This is baisically what people in Indiana and Ohio say to someone who is from Ontario witch is only a 6-7 hour drive. They ask about iggloos,Maple Syrup and if it snows there all the time.

  • @MrOssyMoro
    @MrOssyMoro 3 роки тому +41

    An Indian friend dared to call Italian food "bland food" here in Italy and I just say he is no more. Be careful my Indian friends. Be careful.

  • @BluberrySmoothie
    @BluberrySmoothie 2 роки тому +2

    These are the type of people who ask “ are you Indian, or brown? “

  • @nikkorin
    @nikkorin 6 років тому +71

    You missed the "Omg, you are so pale, are you even alive?"
    I get that one a lot.

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 років тому +1

      You're not pale Sheamus is pale ( Irish guy in wwe).

  • @iSaintRichie23
    @iSaintRichie23 7 років тому +805

    I'm white and I found this okay because I'm not allowed to be offended.

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips 7 років тому

      Sib Pro Quo LOL

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls 7 років тому +16

      Sib Pro Quo anyone.. can.. get offended..

    • @Rs2006REMAKEVids
      @Rs2006REMAKEVids 7 років тому +16

      +digitalatbest 。
      "theres not racism against white people"
      Ever been to Africa?
      Japan is more amusing about it, though.

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls 7 років тому +1

      Kinetic RWBY if u look closely u can see i said "theres not racism against white people" good try tho

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips 7 років тому +1

      digitalatbest 。 He was being sarcastic.

  • @mrkslva4231
    @mrkslva4231 4 роки тому +9

    0:23 being a Sri lankan in a white country be like 😂

  • @emaraalinsh6442
    @emaraalinsh6442 5 років тому +7

    "I love bland food" I'm dead 😂😂

  • @chanelles.88
    @chanelles.88 8 років тому +70

    Just sent this to my Indian friends. I will follow up with you all

    • @chanelles.88
      @chanelles.88 8 років тому +11

      Zeshan Ali They thought it was hilarious, especially the turban comment :D

    • @darrenthomas5743
      @darrenthomas5743 8 років тому +50

      If anyone was offended white or Indian they are children. None of it was offensive, just silly stereotypes

    • @oriax8770
      @oriax8770 7 років тому +1

      no one is offended.. it's funny n quite ryt :-)

  • @user-jo3oe5yz3t
    @user-jo3oe5yz3t 7 років тому +141

    The "reversed" actually happens when one travels abroad to non-white majority countries. Or to any foreign country, for that matter. This is nothing out of the ordinary, only exactly what one would (and should!) expect when encountering a expect. Even if a white, Anglo-Saxon couple moved to Kazakhstan and had kids, the children, even if "from" Kazakhstan, will still need to expect Kazakhs potentially having difficulty pronouncing their names. It's normal.

    • @ketchumall8243
      @ketchumall8243 7 років тому +6

      This is true. As an American who lived for two years in Africa, I can confirm this. I got all sorts of stereotypes and such thrown at me. Or people who wanted to come and talk about american politics or other "popular" U.S. topics to me and assumed I'd be interested just cause Im american. Or they'd say that i didn't "look american" and i looked like some other Caucasian nationality.

    • @sophiamarie4880
      @sophiamarie4880 6 років тому +2

      Andrew Ketchum well... no ones really american unless they are 100% native american. america is a country of immigrants. for ex, i’m american but i look italian, cuz that’s my heritage, my friend is also american, but he looks Bangladeshi, because that’s his heritage. so (unless ur 100% native american) no one “looks” american

    • @aimercab8630
      @aimercab8630 6 років тому

      Very true.

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 6 років тому

      As someone who went to live in China for a year... I can say I only experienced 2 things like this, the first was a coworker asking if all americans actually believed in the christ myth... and the other one (and I got asked this A LOT) "do you like chinese girl?"
      .....that was it.

    • @redken3919
      @redken3919 6 років тому

      The difference is that America is filled with immigrants and people from many other cultures, they shouldn't act like this, they should know better

  • @mathjcb
    @mathjcb Рік тому +3

    This is literally so relatable I’m not joking. I’m Indian and everybody says to me especially this 0:52

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 3 роки тому +7

    I could almost smell the passive aggressiveness

  • @inviktus3349
    @inviktus3349 8 років тому +275

    im an indian and literally none of those things said were offensive.. its not insulting that people find our culture interesting and a good laugh worthy :) and i love the whites they invented all the things that shaped the modern world

    • @upshotproductions5479
      @upshotproductions5479 8 років тому +19

      not all the things and now we are more interconnected so everyone is helping each other move forward. besides that Indians have invented great things too, for example computers are posible because of Indians as binary language uses 0 and everything on computer is writen in binary and and a lot of math and science related things were done by indians. our world world'nt survive on just a few number of people we all are important valuable people, from janitors to ceos and from social workers to pm/ president. we all need to be there to move forward.

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 8 років тому +2

      Upshot productions just a zero .. nothing on semiconductors , nothing on the workings of the web , nothing of java oracle , windows , so i disagree .. nothing relevant was made by indians .. just a zero which has no value

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 8 років тому +10

      Pavlos Pap. yes i agree with that .. and indians are very developed when it comes to nuclear technology .. but the individual standards of life are very low .. hence my view .. i do not hate india .. just its underdeveloped society and the fact that they deny they are.

    • @ngxoxo
      @ngxoxo 8 років тому +10

      haha i always wondered why most self haters are indian

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 8 років тому +24

      ***** self hatred keeps an individual humble and able to see and accept his own faults .. unlike most whining american feminist manginas

  • @koek1122
    @koek1122 7 років тому +482

    do white people ever settle down hahahaha

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 7 років тому +9

      Lol "so do white girls ever settle down" XD

    • @sam-rr7xw
      @sam-rr7xw 7 років тому +1

      lol smashed it made my day bruv

    • @brennerhall4106
      @brennerhall4106 7 років тому

      Vino sitas girls*

    • @mayasquaw2254
      @mayasquaw2254 7 років тому

      Vino sitas "I got so wasted I hookup with like 5 guys there" 😂

  • @5gonza541
    @5gonza541 5 років тому +9

    It is incredible how the first part is considered like the most offensive thing on the planet, and the second is completely fine in society’s eyes

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 5 років тому +12

      Being an Indian guy myself I find both part equally funny... I don't mind a bit of racial stereotyping as it is the product of people trying to understand different culture which is the 1st step of bonding.

    • @5gonza541
      @5gonza541 5 років тому +3

      Shiv 96 It would be nice if you explained this to the left

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 років тому

      Welcome to Neel Kolhatkar's channel LOL

    • @davidwillis7991
      @davidwillis7991 3 роки тому

      I think society is very close to thinking of these the same. Sure left wing people would try to be outraged but mainly people are more offended if they're asked the questions in their own country.

  • @Datasavingmode
    @Datasavingmode 2 роки тому +2

    Finally, a channel that shows boths sides

  • @undead.rising
    @undead.rising 6 років тому +765

    It's annoying that when Australians make a video like this, they actually make it with an American audience in mind, because Australians would NEVER say ketchup, they would say tomato sauce instead.

    • @nusaybahansar9285
      @nusaybahansar9285 5 років тому +25

      Madeleine Kamondi, ikr, like wtf that doesn't even make sense

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 5 років тому +13

      I'm a American and I've actually had Australian people asking me these questions it's weird

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 5 років тому +14

      Then... What would they call actual tomato suace?

    • @skippyhd3180
      @skippyhd3180 5 років тому +2

      Yes it is the same thing ya stupid

    • @hello3.14dodododododododod5
      @hello3.14dodododododododod5 5 років тому +1

      Courtney Quinn there is no other tomato sauce 🤔

  • @ciic5495
    @ciic5495 5 років тому +57

    “I LOVE JESUS HU HU HU” I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @sagarsondarva643
    @sagarsondarva643 Рік тому +2

    Actually it's a tradition to eat with your hands, it's even mentioned in Vedas as well. And also says that the food that gets eaten by our hand gives you more satisfaction and nutrition.
    And to prove a point, there is a more diverse lifestyle in India called city life vs Rural life, according to research and my personal experience as being a villager, that villagers live longer and healthier than average human living in a city with a more hygienic lifestyle. Especially, even farmers who grow food for our nation and export to many countries, not only live longer and are healthier but are considered to be more physically stronger as well. All courtesy of eating our food with our hands and making it the most natural way possible...

  • @aaryaputra108
    @aaryaputra108 4 роки тому +5

    "I LOVE BLAND FOOD!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kodyandkara
    @kodyandkara 9 років тому +129

    "I love bland food" hahahaha

  • @JennaPatel
    @JennaPatel 7 років тому +120

    "I love bland food" LMao

  • @Explorer55612
    @Explorer55612 3 роки тому +2

    " I'm Sri Lankan, Im Bangaldesh, Im pakistani "
    White people - Do you mean Indian ?

  • @asterisque9252
    @asterisque9252 3 роки тому +4

    When you can relate to both of them...
    My power is both a blessing and a curse.

  • @ratelslangen
    @ratelslangen 8 років тому +90

    "I eat pizza with cutlery"
    You focking wot m8?

    • @paintitloud8680
      @paintitloud8680 8 років тому +3

      +Byzanking er, not true. Italians cut the slices themselves, then pick the slices up and eat with their hands. Germans use cutlery.

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 8 років тому

      +ratelslangen u an irish or an aussie mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 8 років тому +1

      +ratelslangen ohhh are u english !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as in an englishman from england !!!!!!!!!! u have aan accent even in typing !!!!!!! hahaha just joking

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 6 років тому

      ratelslangen that's a counter bombing for eating indian food with hand joke.

  • @tjane8730
    @tjane8730 7 років тому +229

    Well i'm white and i didn't find any of this offending in any way

    • @jesseward568
      @jesseward568 6 років тому +3

      I have these conversations all the time

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 6 років тому +23

      Yeah I mean like if everyone could just chill the fuck out and get a bit of a sense of humour.
      Every race has stereotypes of every other race practically. Who cares. Poking fun at stereotypes can even be a way of building bridges with other races.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 6 років тому

      prabhat shukla I'm guessing you think black women and latin american women are whores as well, so is it really a racial thing for you?

    • @CarvinesIre
      @CarvinesIre 6 років тому

      Your name sounds like a brand of really terrible gangster hats *Micdrop*

    • @wellz1990
      @wellz1990 6 років тому +4

      Tja Ne neither did I, however I'm very confused. I have yet to find any white people that say those things to other people of a different race. Have I been fortunate enough to not have crossed the people yet or is this a fake stereotype

  • @ManikandanVsince1997
    @ManikandanVsince1997 Рік тому +2

    I like the fact how brown people wait patiently till the end and let them talk about the stereotype

  • @mauriciod2545
    @mauriciod2545 5 років тому +4

    "You could totally pass for Italian" I'd take that as a compliment

  • @surendrashenoy
    @surendrashenoy 7 років тому +316

    Hey Neel, IISuperwomanII made a video extremely similar to yours (even having the same jokes at one point) on her channel entitled "Real Things White People Have Said to Me", you might want to check it out

    • @varunk4165
      @varunk4165 6 років тому +2

      Surendra Shenoy may be its the other way around.

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 6 років тому +31

      Peter Griffin no this video is older

    • @mkaiah5114
      @mkaiah5114 5 років тому +3

      maybe it's just a coincidence. reversing stereotypes isn't a very unique and new idea as you might think. and using the same jokes? everyone knows the white people stereotypes, reversing them isn't that hard either. it may be just a coincidence

  • @ponyonoodles6568
    @ponyonoodles6568 5 років тому +212

    "I'm from Sri Lanka" "eh same thing!"
    I'm a quarter Indian and we recently moved to India. I feel like I'm both of these stereotypes. 😂
    Also we went into a shop in a mall in Pondy and there was a whole isle just for ketchup. I'm not kidding.

    • @SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj
      @SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj 5 років тому +2

      PonyoNoodles Vanakam bro

    • @ponyonoodles6568
      @ponyonoodles6568 5 років тому +2

      @@SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj I subbed to you just because of your name 😂

    • @EmoPeter2000
      @EmoPeter2000 5 років тому

      @@SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj Wanna come where?

    • @x1stval
      @x1stval 3 роки тому

      @@EmoPeter2000 AYOOO SO FUNNY BRO OMG LMAO

    • @ReelFusionbySupun
      @ReelFusionbySupun 3 роки тому

      I'm srilankan too. Nice to meet you

  • @MrVinnyStranford
    @MrVinnyStranford 3 роки тому +2

    1:41 I swear I heard filthyfrank saying that line

  • @endroholic7161
    @endroholic7161 3 роки тому +3

    "Better be arranged than never settling up with 5 kids"

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 років тому +160

    As I white person let me just say, I'm not offended. So, the lesson I take from this is it's okay to ask brown people about Bollywood

    • @North_Indian_
      @North_Indian_ 5 років тому +3

      EG:UK hahaha bollywood 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

    • @jaredschroeder
      @jaredschroeder 5 років тому +1

      Who else are we going to ask?

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 років тому +32

      Ask north Indians about Bollywood . The people from the south speak Tamil, Telugu, kannada and Malayalam. We have our own film industry. We make better movies without female objectification and non indians in it.

    • @samruddhisaoji7195
      @samruddhisaoji7195 5 років тому +21

      @@MrALenCar321 yeah you guys just have stupid plots and pathetic dramas

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 років тому +9

      @@samruddhisaoji7195 So what kind of stupid plots have you seen? Kamal, Mamooty and Vijay sethupathi can act better than any bollywood actor. Tbh Malayalam movies are the best and then maybe Tamil movies. Have you seen Hindi tv serials ? it literally takes the girl an entire episode to walk down from the stairs.

  • @milannanda4068
    @milannanda4068 8 років тому +116

    I LOVE JESUS! HUH HUH HUH!!!!LOLOLOL! lost my shit there

    • @onnidnmusic
      @onnidnmusic 8 років тому +3

      +Mil Man Oi Lowv Jaysus!!! Houk Houk Houk Houk....
      me too bro, me too!

    • @onedforever9417
      @onedforever9417 8 років тому

      Saaaamee😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @wildturkey7896
      @wildturkey7896 8 років тому

      +Mil Man Hahahaha I fuckin cracked at that.

    • @wowstefaniv
      @wowstefaniv 8 років тому

      +Mil Man xDDD so much this

  • @tahmeedmazumder6877
    @tahmeedmazumder6877 4 місяці тому +2

    HOLD ON A MINUTE, IS THAT MATT RIFE?!!!

  • @parsatayebi7652
    @parsatayebi7652 5 років тому +6

    I'm not even Indian and people talk to me like that.

  • @manali140
    @manali140 8 років тому +36

    "I love bland food" I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE THIS WAS WAY TOO FUNNY

  • @Jamestech1001
    @Jamestech1001 10 років тому +22

    "Did your parents like date each other and fall in love?" HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING DIED AT THAT ONE

  • @aerospaceguy4639
    @aerospaceguy4639 2 роки тому +2

    "Eh my lucky charms. Potato potato potato" I'm dying

  • @mohammadikauser3776
    @mohammadikauser3776 5 років тому +50

    Any Brown guys or Indians 🇮🇳 ??

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 5 років тому

      Yeah man!!👍

    • @kitinthegym
      @kitinthegym 5 років тому

      Indian but white color lol

    • @mattf1998
      @mattf1998 5 років тому +2

      Bobs and vagene squad here!

    • @user-dz4pb2ll3k
      @user-dz4pb2ll3k 5 років тому +3

      @@kitinthegym there is no such thing as Indian with white color. all indians are either brown or dark brown.

    • @user-dz4pb2ll3k
      @user-dz4pb2ll3k 5 років тому +2

      @@kitinthegym no such thing as indian but white color