I Slammed My Nuts In The Ottoman (1957)

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  • Little known today, Johnny B Nughts was a singer songwriter best known for his single "I Slammed My Nuts In The Ottoman." Though intended as a joke, it made it past the execs at the RCA record labels in 1957 and became an instant hit.
    [chorus]
    I guess I slammed my nuts in the ottoman
    Good Lord the pain i can't describe
    I was watching reruns of two and a half men
    Now IKEA on my nuts is inscribed
    [Verse]
    It took 17 hours and felt like 17 days
    My nuts were in a purple malaise
    I called the cops and to my surprise
    They slammed my junk with a crow bar
    [chorus]
    I guess I slammed my nuts in the ottoman
    Good Lord the pain i can't describe
    I was watching reruns of two and a half men
    Now IKEA on my nuts is inscribed

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  • @AmPtr76
    @AmPtr76 Місяць тому +118

    Watching reruns of Two and Half Men..... 1957???🤔

    • @ultrapoopProductions
      @ultrapoopProductions  Місяць тому +43

      As a media historian, he is obviously referencing the original series of shorts from the Ed Sullivan show. Though those shorts are lost, it is estimated they aired between 1953 and 1956. The show most of us know today is technically a reboot inspired by the original shorts.

    • @AmPtr76
      @AmPtr76 Місяць тому +4

      @ultrapoop43ytpmaster25 thanks for the nostalgic info👍🏽

    • @toughenupfluffy7294
      @toughenupfluffy7294 28 днів тому

      He was referring to Mutt and Jeff. He couldn't use their real names due to copyright issues.

    • @troyscott8044
      @troyscott8044 26 днів тому

      👍

    • @marvinfruth1892
      @marvinfruth1892 22 дні тому +1

      Yeah I caught that too.

  • @zyxwut321
    @zyxwut321 Місяць тому +274

    It's nice that before AI takes over our species it'll give us a chuckle or two.

    • @Bubblez2Cute
      @Bubblez2Cute Місяць тому +10

      😂 theyll be so annoyed they were made to sing songs like this for our pleasure 😂😂😂

    • @noneyabusiness8278
      @noneyabusiness8278 28 днів тому +6

      Skynet lives

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 26 днів тому +1

      That sounds like something an AI would say. When I told you to go deep fake yourself, I didn’t think you’d go thru with it. I thought it was just a clever way to say f.u.

    • @NeoMatrixYT
      @NeoMatrixYT 24 дні тому +6

      Not before we first name it SkyNUT as a joke

    • @thomaswatkins3686
      @thomaswatkins3686 22 дні тому +1

      How many songs about balls and shitting do you think AI will make? I’m guessing AI will be a far more sophisticated creation.
      Not a 13 year old trying to go viral with songs about taking a dump in bed.

  • @toughenupfluffy7294
    @toughenupfluffy7294 28 днів тому +95

    As a kid, I used to hide under the sheets, listening to this on my AM radio, just a-rubbin and a-tuggin.

    • @Joseph_Tacos
      @Joseph_Tacos 27 днів тому +7

      You could use a fuckin lamp

    • @justaformer11b95
      @justaformer11b95 25 днів тому

      My fuckin’ nips.

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 20 днів тому +3

      @@Joseph_Tacosplease don’t do that to the lamp 😮

    • @hankhill508
      @hankhill508 14 днів тому +3

      your arms are just fucking stuck like that now

    • @nwo_champion
      @nwo_champion 12 днів тому

      I used to make tents out of my bed sheets as a kid while playing this on a cassette and gluing my balls to my butthole again.

  • @KidCypherTV
    @KidCypherTV 17 днів тому +10

    “i called the cops” just has me dying lmfao what were they gonna do

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 20 днів тому +8

    When patrol officers carried crowbars just for slamming nuts

  • @MikeSchlesinger
    @MikeSchlesinger Місяць тому +58

    Brought a tear to my eye. The other one stayed dry.

  • @johnchrysostomou9417
    @johnchrysostomou9417 Місяць тому +47

    This is a classic. My uncle would play it on his turntable after alot of drinking!

  • @MuhammadAli-wk1gl
    @MuhammadAli-wk1gl 29 днів тому +50

    Mod these songs into fallout 4

    • @noahschoolfield9411
      @noahschoolfield9411 22 дні тому +4

      oh my gosh hell yeah 😂😂

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy 20 днів тому

      Bro I would pay money for that😂, this song, and especially "I glued my balls to my butthole again" and others like it would be the cherry on top of modded Fallout🤣.

  • @kirkangel525
    @kirkangel525 23 дні тому +20

    my granddaddy recorded his Grand Ole Opry performance on reel to reel back in '57

  • @AshfaqurBF
    @AshfaqurBF 25 днів тому +34

    Ottoman Empire collapsed because of this song.

    • @smithnameman5588
      @smithnameman5588 23 дні тому +1

      Similar story with the Byzantines

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 20 днів тому

      Suleiman the Insignificant after this happened.

    • @HanaDubs
      @HanaDubs 20 днів тому

      An ottoman is a piece of furniture

    • @smithnameman5588
      @smithnameman5588 19 днів тому

      @@HanaDubs Certainly. We are jesting when we refer to the empire. But in this case, according to the lyricist's liner notes, "ottoman" is a metaphor for a woman. Another type of object you rest your feet upon. The Ikea reference denotes that it is a Swedish woman, or perhaps a Moslem immigrant woman in Malmo, across the Øresundsbroen from Copenhagen.

  • @PeterPump1
    @PeterPump1 29 днів тому +25

    Gus Backus had a hit with the German version named "Mein Schwanz war eingeklemmt in der Straßenbahn". I guess it was around 1958/59.

  • @ThatHippyDuck
    @ThatHippyDuck 25 днів тому +8

    I miss listening to this in the Winnebago with my grandpa. Good days

  • @MichaelMontgomery-vb5jt
    @MichaelMontgomery-vb5jt 13 днів тому +1

    A classic

  • @gymrachel
    @gymrachel 14 днів тому

    What a tune 😂

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 26 днів тому +8

    I remember this from New Vegas

  • @TheBeingReal
    @TheBeingReal 27 днів тому +7

    After this event he was described as a “Lazy Boy.”

  • @uziforyoutosay1749
    @uziforyoutosay1749 24 дні тому +9

    Waiting for the new single, I zippered my forskin.

  • @freightgod
    @freightgod Місяць тому +7

    Thank you for making me grin

  • @drfloxy2779
    @drfloxy2779 28 днів тому +3

    I was locked in the cupboard to this one.

  • @rustyshackleford7584
    @rustyshackleford7584 21 день тому +2

    Banger. I will be buried to this song

  • @skeletonarmygaming7984
    @skeletonarmygaming7984 Місяць тому +4

    this is beautiful

  • @tacticalmattfoley
    @tacticalmattfoley 27 днів тому +4

    As someone with an IKEA tattoo on my balls, this really hits home.........

    • @FinkyStingers-fr2jq
      @FinkyStingers-fr2jq 22 дні тому

      this song inspired me to tattoo LIDL onto my foreskin and show the Staff at Tesco just exactly where MY Loyalty lays!!

  • @eandsm4620
    @eandsm4620 26 днів тому

    Fun! Thanks for posting!

  • @benoloughlin1557
    @benoloughlin1557 20 днів тому

    Thank you for this, it is awesome!

  • @curlzncrush
    @curlzncrush 19 днів тому +1

    Patrolling these AI songs almost makes you wish for a New Vegas sequel...

  • @Kivalt
    @Kivalt 23 дні тому +1

    God bless Udio.

  • @ludwigmises
    @ludwigmises 21 день тому +2

    Hmm, this song from the 50s certainly predates Two-and-a-half-Men -and maybe even IKEA. This singer was a prophet.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 20 днів тому

      Kenny Rogers predicted playing the Gameboy in the 1970s on his hit The Gambler.

  • @flobrez2470
    @flobrez2470 28 днів тому +10

    I remember him. He did
    the duet with Patsy Cline, My Nuts Are Blue. Sadly, the master tapes were lost in a fire, gone forever 😢

    • @ultrapoopProductions
      @ultrapoopProductions  28 днів тому +7

      That follow-up was truly a classic, real shame what happened

    • @toughenupfluffy7294
      @toughenupfluffy7294 28 днів тому +3

      I was in Tallahassee, Florida in 1958, at the Ballwanger's Cafe, when in comes Johnny and Patsy all of a sudden. They both got up on the stage and did an impromptu version of _My Nuts Are Blue_ and _Something's Slimy in My Undies_ . I'll never forget it as long as I live, which won't be long now.

    • @flobrez2470
      @flobrez2470 27 днів тому +2

      @@toughenupfluffy7294 man, were you lucky to see two legends like that. Wish I had been there. I heard they had another song that was lost called Incontinent (I can’t hold it) written by the one and only Johnny Cash.

  • @TB-wj2ve
    @TB-wj2ve 21 день тому +2

    The greatest feat of AI is making people believe everything is made using AI.. Parody songs have been around forever. It's only new to you..

  • @rolandofgilead43
    @rolandofgilead43 28 днів тому +1

    it's the (1957) Grammy Winning song of the year

  • @curtisedriver
    @curtisedriver 12 днів тому

    Where is the Class Action Lawsuit on the Ottoman companies !!!!

  • @ElPayasoMalo
    @ElPayasoMalo 26 днів тому +2

    Watching reruns of Two and a Half Men in 1957?

  • @zurkxees4992
    @zurkxees4992 19 днів тому +1

    IKEA on my nuts is inscribed 😭🤣

  • @Dylanafewnumbers
    @Dylanafewnumbers 20 днів тому

    I wish i had a grandpa i could play this for

  • @davidpaz9389
    @davidpaz9389 Місяць тому +4

    Have any of you heard "Shaving Cream"?

    • @Nothing-zw3yd
      @Nothing-zw3yd Місяць тому +1

      That's a great golden oldie! One of the originals.

    • @calescapee9642
      @calescapee9642 28 днів тому +2

      Benny Bell

    • @toughenupfluffy7294
      @toughenupfluffy7294 28 днів тому +1

      @@calescapee9642 Have you heard the version by Connie Razor? It's to DIE for!

    • @krutherfurd
      @krutherfurd 27 днів тому +1

      "......shave every day and you'll always look keen."

  • @theotherther1
    @theotherther1 24 дні тому +1

    Wheeler Walker Jr. would be proud.

  • @FinkyStingers-fr2jq
    @FinkyStingers-fr2jq 22 дні тому +1

    Great Grandad was the skiffleboard player on this one.

  • @Err_we_gon_again
    @Err_we_gon_again 19 днів тому

    Waiting for the day 😁

  • @TheRoyalBavarian
    @TheRoyalBavarian Місяць тому +2

    I feel his pain. But Iam laughing.

  • @RottenRroses
    @RottenRroses 8 днів тому

    1957? Those must have been the old episodes with Charlie Sheen.

  • @alsmith7382
    @alsmith7382 Місяць тому +4

    I heard this song on the Andy Griffin show. The black and white version not that shit color version without Don Knotts...

  • @ZamboneeMan
    @ZamboneeMan 23 дні тому +1

    like...its OBVIOUSLY ai but I still feel it needs to be in the title or at leased pinned or watermarked. this is getting insane

    • @thomaswatkins3686
      @thomaswatkins3686 22 дні тому

      UA-cam will start removing these things. They’re pretty clearly spamming the site with these creepy and bizarre songs that seem to fixate on male private parts. They’re starting to border on bizarre.
      At least Wesley Willis was authentic. And a real human.

    • @noahschoolfield9411
      @noahschoolfield9411 22 дні тому +2

      @@thomaswatkins3686you don’t find this funny?

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 20 днів тому

      @@thomaswatkins3686I sure hope not. This is the best new UA-cam content in ages.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 20 днів тому

      Why?

  • @walterbriggs272
    @walterbriggs272 25 днів тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @somedudenamedzack
    @somedudenamedzack 22 дні тому

    What tool do you use to make these gems?

  • @MrsMagpie
    @MrsMagpie 24 дні тому

    😂😂

  • @garyhobbins4746
    @garyhobbins4746 Місяць тому

    My friend Dave at 12 years old after he arrived at our hideout: Hey, you guys. I tried to shift my nuts around in the bathtub last night. It didn't work. There's a 'little skin wall' between them so they can't exchange places.

  • @Juanlavidasobreruedas
    @Juanlavidasobreruedas 21 день тому

    IKEA...

  • @wolfmauler
    @wolfmauler 25 днів тому +3

    AI clearly doesn't know that an Ottoman is a footstool

    • @ultrapoopProductions
      @ultrapoopProductions  25 днів тому +3

      I dunno, mine has storage and has hinges for the top, its feasible.

  • @okjeffy6581
    @okjeffy6581 20 днів тому

    Just realized the guy playing the guitar is AI Generated help 💀.
    I mean look at the foot, and the hand.

  • @rackinfrackin2883
    @rackinfrackin2883 26 днів тому

    Shoulda been the theme song to The Dick Van Dyke Show!

  • @engleharddinglefester4285
    @engleharddinglefester4285 18 днів тому

    Elvis would have covered this eventually, if he had lived.

  • @StephanieP-zj3df
    @StephanieP-zj3df 23 дні тому

    Ha ha ha ha. This is up there with Santa Claus Got the aids this year by Tiny Tim.

  • @wolfmauler
    @wolfmauler 25 днів тому

    The future of humanity, laying in a tub of goo, wired into the Matrix, convulsing in ecstasy over stuff like this

  • @erixthr5366
    @erixthr5366 22 дні тому

    I knew this was fake, no one has an ‘ottoman’ anymore 👍

  • @CallMeAlbie
    @CallMeAlbie 20 днів тому +1

    Can a human please sing a cover of this a real human not AI

  • @thegrimrapper2642
    @thegrimrapper2642 27 днів тому

    TF is an Ottoman?

    • @Harvey_Pekar
      @Harvey_Pekar 27 днів тому +1

      Footrest

    • @barrymay8269
      @barrymay8269 24 дні тому +3

      It is a box with a hinged lid used for storing blankets etc.

    • @FUNKEYGAINS
      @FUNKEYGAINS 19 днів тому

      @@barrymay8269 ... and slamming nuts.

  • @Cracktaculus
    @Cracktaculus 27 днів тому +1

    It still takes humans to write the lyrics this is one of the worst I've heard so far.