I Slammed My Nuts In The Ottoman (1957)
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- Опубліковано 28 кві 2024
- Little known today, Johnny B Nughts was a singer songwriter best known for his single "I Slammed My Nuts In The Ottoman." Though intended as a joke, it made it past the execs at the RCA record labels in 1957 and became an instant hit.
[chorus]
I guess I slammed my nuts in the ottoman
Good Lord the pain i can't describe
I was watching reruns of two and a half men
Now IKEA on my nuts is inscribed
[Verse]
It took 17 hours and felt like 17 days
My nuts were in a purple malaise
I called the cops and to my surprise
They slammed my junk with a crow bar
[chorus]
I guess I slammed my nuts in the ottoman
Good Lord the pain i can't describe
I was watching reruns of two and a half men
Now IKEA on my nuts is inscribed
Watching reruns of Two and Half Men..... 1957???🤔
As a media historian, he is obviously referencing the original series of shorts from the Ed Sullivan show. Though those shorts are lost, it is estimated they aired between 1953 and 1956. The show most of us know today is technically a reboot inspired by the original shorts.
@ultrapoop43ytpmaster25 thanks for the nostalgic info👍🏽
He was referring to Mutt and Jeff. He couldn't use their real names due to copyright issues.
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Yeah I caught that too.
It's nice that before AI takes over our species it'll give us a chuckle or two.
😂 theyll be so annoyed they were made to sing songs like this for our pleasure 😂😂😂
Skynet lives
That sounds like something an AI would say. When I told you to go deep fake yourself, I didn’t think you’d go thru with it. I thought it was just a clever way to say f.u.
Not before we first name it SkyNUT as a joke
How many songs about balls and shitting do you think AI will make? I’m guessing AI will be a far more sophisticated creation.
Not a 13 year old trying to go viral with songs about taking a dump in bed.
As a kid, I used to hide under the sheets, listening to this on my AM radio, just a-rubbin and a-tuggin.
You could use a fuckin lamp
My fuckin’ nips.
@@Joseph_Tacosplease don’t do that to the lamp 😮
your arms are just fucking stuck like that now
I used to make tents out of my bed sheets as a kid while playing this on a cassette and gluing my balls to my butthole again.
“i called the cops” just has me dying lmfao what were they gonna do
When patrol officers carried crowbars just for slamming nuts
Brought a tear to my eye. The other one stayed dry.
This is a classic. My uncle would play it on his turntable after alot of drinking!
Mod these songs into fallout 4
oh my gosh hell yeah 😂😂
Bro I would pay money for that😂, this song, and especially "I glued my balls to my butthole again" and others like it would be the cherry on top of modded Fallout🤣.
my granddaddy recorded his Grand Ole Opry performance on reel to reel back in '57
Ottoman Empire collapsed because of this song.
Similar story with the Byzantines
Suleiman the Insignificant after this happened.
An ottoman is a piece of furniture
@@HanaDubs Certainly. We are jesting when we refer to the empire. But in this case, according to the lyricist's liner notes, "ottoman" is a metaphor for a woman. Another type of object you rest your feet upon. The Ikea reference denotes that it is a Swedish woman, or perhaps a Moslem immigrant woman in Malmo, across the Øresundsbroen from Copenhagen.
Gus Backus had a hit with the German version named "Mein Schwanz war eingeklemmt in der Straßenbahn". I guess it was around 1958/59.
Better than the autobahn.
I miss listening to this in the Winnebago with my grandpa. Good days
A classic
What a tune 😂
I remember this from New Vegas
After this event he was described as a “Lazy Boy.”
Waiting for the new single, I zippered my forskin.
bet
Thank you for making me grin
I was locked in the cupboard to this one.
Banger. I will be buried to this song
this is beautiful
As someone with an IKEA tattoo on my balls, this really hits home.........
this song inspired me to tattoo LIDL onto my foreskin and show the Staff at Tesco just exactly where MY Loyalty lays!!
Fun! Thanks for posting!
Thank you for this, it is awesome!
Patrolling these AI songs almost makes you wish for a New Vegas sequel...
God bless Udio.
Hmm, this song from the 50s certainly predates Two-and-a-half-Men -and maybe even IKEA. This singer was a prophet.
Kenny Rogers predicted playing the Gameboy in the 1970s on his hit The Gambler.
I remember him. He did
the duet with Patsy Cline, My Nuts Are Blue. Sadly, the master tapes were lost in a fire, gone forever 😢
That follow-up was truly a classic, real shame what happened
I was in Tallahassee, Florida in 1958, at the Ballwanger's Cafe, when in comes Johnny and Patsy all of a sudden. They both got up on the stage and did an impromptu version of _My Nuts Are Blue_ and _Something's Slimy in My Undies_ . I'll never forget it as long as I live, which won't be long now.
@@toughenupfluffy7294 man, were you lucky to see two legends like that. Wish I had been there. I heard they had another song that was lost called Incontinent (I can’t hold it) written by the one and only Johnny Cash.
The greatest feat of AI is making people believe everything is made using AI.. Parody songs have been around forever. It's only new to you..
it's the (1957) Grammy Winning song of the year
Where is the Class Action Lawsuit on the Ottoman companies !!!!
Watching reruns of Two and a Half Men in 1957?
time traveler confirmed
IKEA on my nuts is inscribed 😭🤣
I wish i had a grandpa i could play this for
Have any of you heard "Shaving Cream"?
That's a great golden oldie! One of the originals.
Benny Bell
@@calescapee9642 Have you heard the version by Connie Razor? It's to DIE for!
"......shave every day and you'll always look keen."
Wheeler Walker Jr. would be proud.
Great Grandad was the skiffleboard player on this one.
Waiting for the day 😁
Meant to reply to above comment
I feel his pain. But Iam laughing.
1957? Those must have been the old episodes with Charlie Sheen.
I heard this song on the Andy Griffin show. The black and white version not that shit color version without Don Knotts...
good times..good times..🍻
like...its OBVIOUSLY ai but I still feel it needs to be in the title or at leased pinned or watermarked. this is getting insane
UA-cam will start removing these things. They’re pretty clearly spamming the site with these creepy and bizarre songs that seem to fixate on male private parts. They’re starting to border on bizarre.
At least Wesley Willis was authentic. And a real human.
@@thomaswatkins3686you don’t find this funny?
@@thomaswatkins3686I sure hope not. This is the best new UA-cam content in ages.
Why?
😂😂😂😂
What tool do you use to make these gems?
apparently an ottoman
*jewels
😂😂
My friend Dave at 12 years old after he arrived at our hideout: Hey, you guys. I tried to shift my nuts around in the bathtub last night. It didn't work. There's a 'little skin wall' between them so they can't exchange places.
IKEA...
AI clearly doesn't know that an Ottoman is a footstool
I dunno, mine has storage and has hinges for the top, its feasible.
Just realized the guy playing the guitar is AI Generated help 💀.
I mean look at the foot, and the hand.
Shoulda been the theme song to The Dick Van Dyke Show!
Elvis would have covered this eventually, if he had lived.
Ha ha ha ha. This is up there with Santa Claus Got the aids this year by Tiny Tim.
The future of humanity, laying in a tub of goo, wired into the Matrix, convulsing in ecstasy over stuff like this
Love it
I knew this was fake, no one has an ‘ottoman’ anymore 👍
Can a human please sing a cover of this a real human not AI
TF is an Ottoman?
Footrest
It is a box with a hinged lid used for storing blankets etc.
@@barrymay8269 ... and slamming nuts.
It still takes humans to write the lyrics this is one of the worst I've heard so far.
No it doesn’t.