15 Jokes In Avengers Endgame That Flew Over Your Head

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +9003

    The real question is: WHO really peed in Ant Man's pants?

  • @MegaAbhinavGupta
    @MegaAbhinavGupta 4 роки тому +257

    Falcon: Hey strange can u open the portal on his left.
    Strange: why?
    Falcon: its really important 😂

    • @woodiestvoice7095
      @woodiestvoice7095 3 роки тому +17

      I understood that reference

    • @nicmadamba28
      @nicmadamba28 3 роки тому +13

      @@woodiestvoice7095 i understood THAT reference.

  • @elvindferdinand7646
    @elvindferdinand7646 5 років тому +2995

    Nebula: “your choices were either him, or a talking tree.”
    Me: well she can’t see Drax🤣🤣

  • @dadaseyi
    @dadaseyi 5 років тому +433

    One joke that always makes me laugh "Cap: Thor what do you know? *Silence* Nat: Is he asleep? Rhodey: Nah, I'm pretty sure he's dead"

  • @YungXHasu
    @YungXHasu 5 років тому +1280

    We never blamed Thor for not aiming at at Thanos’s head, We always blamed Quill.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 4 роки тому +52

      Skate tube 40
      hell naw blame Strange for giving up the time stone like a bitch without explaining it to Tony,
      or Mantis for even bringing up that Thanos was sad about Gamora prompting Quill to get angry in the first place

    • @breezyo1989
      @breezyo1989 4 роки тому +105

      No dude... Dr. Strange had a plan... Quail messed up the plan.

    • @bellahime1913
      @bellahime1913 4 роки тому +49

      Yes! So true. Quill is selfish only thinking about himself.

    • @aldolizalde481
      @aldolizalde481 4 роки тому +55

      @@RacingSnails64 he tells Tony in end game that if he tells him how its gonna happen, it wont happen, quills fault for sure

    • @sensibleguy7892
      @sensibleguy7892 4 роки тому +2

      Go fuck yourself

  • @zackblizard136
    @zackblizard136 5 років тому +2814

    These jokes did not fly over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I caught them

    • @th0m4xs70
      @th0m4xs70 5 років тому +15

      Zack Blizard you stole this comment

    • @zackblizard136
      @zackblizard136 5 років тому +92

      @@th0m4xs70 the only person I stole this comment from was Drax from GotG 1. (I didn't even look at the comments before commenting, I just referenced it because it reminded me of that line)

    • @crimsonsun4312
      @crimsonsun4312 5 років тому +15

      @david chappel dont

    • @md.sazzadfaruk4148
      @md.sazzadfaruk4148 5 років тому +3

      didn't all of us did

    • @ninemind5351
      @ninemind5351 5 років тому

      Ll

  • @ZanePalmer
    @ZanePalmer 5 років тому +522

    *When Thor and cap throw their weapons and cap gets stormbreaker for a second*
    Thor: no, no, give me that. You get the little one

    • @Dunnonia.
      @Dunnonia. 5 років тому

      Zane Palmer yea

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 5 років тому +2

      So much for his mind crumbling

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 5 років тому +3

      And his body being too weak

    • @mrsplashman8308
      @mrsplashman8308 5 років тому +6

      Zane Palmer literally they over looked the fact that it should be impossible for him to wield storm breaker

    • @josephfuentes4686
      @josephfuentes4686 5 років тому +13

      @@mrsplashman8308 stormbreaker didn't have the same rules/curse like the Mjiolnir had :)
      notice how Thanos used the Stormbreaker against Thor?? :)

  • @harrycleaver5920
    @harrycleaver5920 5 років тому +588

    It wasn’t deep but when Black Panther specificially calls Hawkeye Clint, it’s a throwback to Civil War who says “my name is Clint” and Black Panther says “I don’t care”

    • @Sai_Rompe
      @Sai_Rompe 5 років тому +24

      George Barry I was waiting to see if someone said this

    • @kaypii5572
      @kaypii5572 5 років тому +2

      Oh yeah! 😇

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 5 років тому +9

      What else would he call him? "Hawkeye" was never used for him in any of the movies. He literally is just Clint.

    • @Galahadfairlight
      @Galahadfairlight 5 років тому +17

      @@Linerunner99 Maybe Barton, he's called that all the time.

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 5 років тому +9

      @@Galahadfairlight Yeah... the guy who saw him once in a fight years ago was going to call him by his last name he never heard. He called him the only thing he ever heard... Clint. Don't forget he came out of retirement for Civil War and went right back into it afterwards. That brief introduction was the only contact they ever had. It's not like some deep friendship had developed between them. They're strangers.

  • @peerlessthegamer
    @peerlessthegamer 4 роки тому +157

    When War-machine mimics killing baby Thanos.

    • @MPR_.
      @MPR_. 3 роки тому +5

      The sound fx killed me😭

  • @svenowsky
    @svenowsky 5 років тому +1497

    "Nothing flies over my head, my reflexes are too fast"
    - Invisible man

  • @AtulSingh-db9rl
    @AtulSingh-db9rl 5 років тому +246

    Tony : Go to sleep or I'll sell your toys

    • @MissSongXiandi
      @MissSongXiandi 5 років тому +5

      I used that on my nephew... it worked. Lolz

  • @Hitme410
    @Hitme410 5 років тому +461

    My favorite was a "Non Joke", Professor Hulk pretending to smash stuff in 2012...
    So hilarious!

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 5 років тому +8

      I loved that one to

    • @NuclearFridge1
      @NuclearFridge1 5 років тому +2

      Professor Hulk was all "No... No... I'm just not feeling it."

    • @talbotism3815
      @talbotism3815 5 років тому

      You’re obviously a child or simple minded. That was another moment of castration for the Hulk. His character was absolutely ruined.

    • @jimmyknox3342
      @jimmyknox3342 5 років тому +1

      Seems gratuitous...

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 5 років тому +145

    Thanos: I am inevitable.
    Groot: I am groot!

  • @Dan741258963
    @Dan741258963 5 років тому +2024

    Mine was when hulk went to go see thor and "we can possibly fix the problem." And thor says "what the cable problem?" It may go over a lot of people's heads but
    Thanos= Josh Brolin = Cable

    • @garymarshall7559
      @garymarshall7559 5 років тому +38

      Why doesn't this have more likes?

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 5 років тому +29

      Funny that you say that, cause I told my mom he was Cable in Deadpool 2 lol

    • @davidferri5797
      @davidferri5797 5 років тому +114

      And dead pool says" calm down Thanos" at end of DP2

    • @JolyneVR
      @JolyneVR 5 років тому +6

      Daniel Montoya it was I dio

    • @richlawrence7661
      @richlawrence7661 5 років тому +20

      I don't know why this flew over my head, right up until you pointed this out. It hit me like duh!

  • @philiptom2799
    @philiptom2799 5 років тому +197

    Dr Strange to Wong: is that everyone?
    Wong: You want more?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 років тому +25

      Yeah, the Defenders, the agents of Shield, anyone else from TV and the X-Men

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 років тому +3

      I need x men

    • @Noor-qo7fu
      @Noor-qo7fu 5 років тому +3

      Philip Tom *wanted

    • @raeannariggs97
      @raeannariggs97 5 років тому +2

      @@davincent98 And also Disney barely bought 21st Century Fox i.e. giving Marvel the rights to using the Xmen characters in films only a couple of months ago, which happened wayyyyyy after they filmed Infinity War and Endgame (which they filmed altogether for the same film so they didn't have to pay everyone to come back for a second movie as well as take down and then rebuild sets all over again. Cuts costs down by a lot by making "one film" and then just editing it into 2 films. So all of 2017 was when they filmed most of both films and barely finished filming Endgame in early-mid 2018. Idk exact dates you'll have to look it up

    • @kataseiko
      @kataseiko 5 років тому +1

      Magneto and Xavier would have been nice, but Storm would have been great to free up some firepower that was used to hold .. what was that, anyway? A Water Tornado?

  • @gabymartinez2814
    @gabymartinez2814 5 років тому +1388

    I’m just gonna think NoobMaster69 is Loki lmao

    • @gabymartinez2814
      @gabymartinez2814 5 років тому +42

      Gab The Player Obviously I know, Im not implying that my thought is canon. Anyway why would I watch endgame without watching infinity wars?

    • @ianbrown3948
      @ianbrown3948 5 років тому +34

      Loki ain’t dead the 2012 one is still alive

    • @terashockzz2027
      @terashockzz2027 5 років тому +29

      @Gab The Player Loki is not dead as there is a new timeline where evil Loki escaped with the space stone and there is a Loki tv show coming to Disney +

    • @Juliusbehrisch
      @Juliusbehrisch 5 років тому +9

      Ian Brown he is dead just not yet in that time

    • @ianthecoolthief6226
      @ianthecoolthief6226 5 років тому +5

      You're making it worse.

  • @Sackboy-ch9xo
    @Sackboy-ch9xo 5 років тому +405

    Thor: what do you think is running through my veins
    War machine: cheese wis

    • @aizawhat1377
      @aizawhat1377 5 років тому +3

      XD

    • @bullitt_gaming
      @bullitt_gaming 4 роки тому +7

      Whiz
      I know, I know. I couldn’t help myself; sorry 😁😂😂

    • @patdog122482
      @patdog122482 4 роки тому +4

      That line *REALLY* seems like it was missing a few more ideas/options from other characters too IMHO!

    • @cubrick4334
      @cubrick4334 4 роки тому

      Thor: lightning

    • @gasketblower
      @gasketblower 4 роки тому

      Bruh its whiz

  • @dawoostarr
    @dawoostarr 5 років тому +283

    My favourite scene was when professor hulk saw himself in new york

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 років тому +25

      I loved when Prof Hulk tried to smash, couldn't really pull it off.

    • @Yaori999
      @Yaori999 5 років тому +13

      @@feanor411 I mean, looking at your past self is always cringe. His levels of cringe probably were towering even Galactus.

    • @GorlicBreadz
      @GorlicBreadz 5 років тому +1

      @@feanor411 Professor Hulk smashed but they only showed him in battle throwing someone and he had a line and that was it for Hulk smash

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 років тому

      @@GorlicBreadz It would have been cool if Professor Hulk proved he could still kick ass. Maybe Prof Hulk could hulk out into a bigger, stronger Hulk? That would be pretty cool.

    • @mingyaowu7720
      @mingyaowu7720 5 років тому

      And that word he mentioned "time travel" "that a win".

  • @noboruryuu4345
    @noboruryuu4345 5 років тому +1272

    If you missed these jokes, you probably haven't watched the movie yet

    • @Plyboimarinus
      @Plyboimarinus 5 років тому +7

      true

    • @kale1209
      @kale1209 5 років тому +14

      Yeah I understood all of them

    • @josemesa752
      @josemesa752 5 років тому +20

      Thank you. They are reaching on some of these

    • @premtuladhar7757
      @premtuladhar7757 5 років тому

      I watched it

    • @curleyds
      @curleyds 5 років тому +12

      Dont go smartypants on us. Some of us don't read comics

  • @paulhicks1168
    @paulhicks1168 4 роки тому +229

    Best callback ever “on your left”

    • @Same-o2f
      @Same-o2f 4 роки тому +6

      Absolutely! It made me tear up 🥺

    • @malik101gaming3
      @malik101gaming3 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @TheRealSqueets
      @TheRealSqueets 4 роки тому +3

      in gym class me and my friend did the "on your left" every time we had to run laps and she HATED it but i got some laughs

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 роки тому +1

      But then he went... on your right.

    • @drewblock1365
      @drewblock1365 3 роки тому +1

      Not anymore....Jimmy Wu card trick...

  • @TheDalinkwent
    @TheDalinkwent 5 років тому +52

    Out of all of the epic moments in this movie...my favorite scene remains Hulk being a friend and replacing Scott's lost taco's.
    Everything about that scene works to perfection.

  • @Sirlantzalot28
    @Sirlantzalot28 5 років тому +224

    Steve: *stands alone in the battlefield*
    Sam: “on your left”

    • @sangeetagoswami6720
      @sangeetagoswami6720 5 років тому +7

      He was surely not alone

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 5 років тому +22

      Sam: “Hey, Strange? Open the portal on his *left* ok?”
      Dr. Strange: “why tho?”
      Sam: “Just do it, ok? It’ll be funny I swear!”

    • @TeamMBaku88
      @TeamMBaku88 5 років тому +7

      Made me very emotional. Couldn't even laugh. Felt everything I believe Cpt did at the moment.

    • @jasonmolenaar119
      @jasonmolenaar119 5 років тому

      I was glad that Sam got his on your left moment

  • @dredgenauryx3382
    @dredgenauryx3382 5 років тому +184

    Thor: Give me that you take the litle one.
    Me: (Dies of laughter).

    • @jase_p
      @jase_p 5 років тому +2

      Feileri K I laughed at that shit too 😂😂😂

    • @kaylawarren4984
      @kaylawarren4984 5 років тому

      *little

    • @josesoto1219
      @josesoto1219 5 років тому

      Bruh I nearly shit myself

  • @Calebe_Sagaz
    @Calebe_Sagaz 5 років тому +2957

    *I want a fight between Thor and NoobMaster69 in Asgardians of the Galaxy.*

    • @shiroyasha_007
      @shiroyasha_007 5 років тому +38

      guess what? Namor is noobmaster69

    • @zunrt9230
      @zunrt9230 5 років тому +77

      Calebe Sagaz Plot twist: NoobMaster69 is the kid in the bicycle.

    • @alanjakulero7033
      @alanjakulero7033 5 років тому +13

      Melted ice cream

    • @rotanapina
      @rotanapina 5 років тому +35

      Plot twist: *Noobmaster69 is Miek*

    • @10bayekofsiwa15
      @10bayekofsiwa15 5 років тому +51

      Lol I saw a comment once that noobmaster69 is Loki that disappeared with the tesseract

  • @JKboi27
    @JKboi27 5 років тому +435

    T'challa calling out Clint's name was pretty good after claiming he didn't care what his name was in Civil War.

    • @ATS1031
      @ATS1031 5 років тому +15

      Jimmy Kim Clint should have said I don’t care and ran way lmao

    • @anonymoustrash9243
      @anonymoustrash9243 5 років тому +3

      IKR

    • @tjat69
      @tjat69 5 років тому +2

      ATS whEEzE

    • @nikki9125
      @nikki9125 4 роки тому +11

      He didn’t “claim” he didn’t care, at that time, he really didn’t care. All he cared about was exacting revenge on Bucky for his father’s death. By the time he found out who was the real killer & it was done out of revenge, he realized he needed to change his way of thinking, revenge only hurts other people & doesn’t make you feel better.

    • @ghost-wl3pm
      @ghost-wl3pm 4 роки тому +1

      @@ATS1031 that would have been hilarious

  • @lukanikolic8246
    @lukanikolic8246 5 років тому +1136

    Thor kills Thanos
    ......
    Rocket : what did u do ?!
    Thor : I went for head
    👊👌

    • @keenanfarhan
      @keenanfarhan 5 років тому +14

      @Doom Never Fails, Rocket quotes Thor in Infinity War, when Thanos snapped, Thor be like: “WHAT DID YOU DO,” and Rocket be like “WTF DID YOU DO”

    • @heysanta7958
      @heysanta7958 5 років тому +2

      Ur a fucking piece of shit

    • @Tom-yx9qr
      @Tom-yx9qr 5 років тому +12

      Hey Santa how? U fucking tard if you don’t want spoilers don’t watch avengers videos

    • @nonamefitstudios3541
      @nonamefitstudios3541 5 років тому +7

      No, it wasn't Thor who kills Thanos...It was The "Big Lebowski" Thor who kills Thanos. 😎

    • @heysanta7958
      @heysanta7958 5 років тому +1

      @@Tom-yx9qr i alr watched the movie im just speaking for kids that havent dumbass

  • @coreyskuse9387
    @coreyskuse9387 5 років тому +38

    What about the Civil War callback between Black Panther and Hawkeye?
    Civil War: Hawkeye: "Hi, we haven't met, I'm Clint." Black Panther: "I don't care".
    Endgame: Black Panther: "Hey Clint!"

  • @diegosalazar1481
    @diegosalazar1481 4 роки тому +112

    Drax in infinity-"He's not a dude, you are a dude, this is a man".
    Tony in endgame-"Move a side there, Lebowski"

    • @SmolPotato8
      @SmolPotato8 3 роки тому

      I don't think Gamora will be messaging his "muscles" anymore. 😂

    • @diegosalazar1481
      @diegosalazar1481 3 роки тому +3

      @@SmolPotato8 Lebowski's nickname is "The dude".

    • @WaitingForTheHook
      @WaitingForTheHook 3 роки тому

      We're all dudes hey!

  • @sarahb6970
    @sarahb6970 5 років тому +414

    Only thing missing was a nod to the fact both RDJ and Benedict Cumberbatch played Sherlock Holmes. When they butt heads a “No shit Sherlock” would have been glorious!

    • @number1fool
      @number1fool 5 років тому +13

      yeah, they were pretty vocal about how both of them did NOT want that to be in the movies.

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 5 років тому +16

      As Benedict Cumberbatch says 'it's corny' - I disagree😂

    • @GaugeFullyAnimated
      @GaugeFullyAnimated 5 років тому +11

      They did make a Sherlock reference in Infinity War "Doctor, do you concur?"

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 5 років тому +7

      @@GaugeFullyAnimated I thought that was a reference to Doctor Stanges name?

    • @GaugeFullyAnimated
      @GaugeFullyAnimated 5 років тому +6

      @@georgiastone3025 yeah that, but also Sherlock reference

  • @yassinakl2705
    @yassinakl2705 5 років тому +239

    Gmora: this is the guy
    Nebula: the choices where him or a tree

    • @vikssen
      @vikssen 5 років тому

      drax was too still for nebula to notice him hehe

  • @davg.2589
    @davg.2589 5 років тому +26

    The small sequence with Morgan and Happy were they talk about cheeseburgers is where the real men cried

  • @TronicSpeed
    @TronicSpeed 5 років тому +263

    Captain America: *HAIL HYDRA*
    Me: Oh my goodness!

    • @MannyK8705
      @MannyK8705 5 років тому +2

      HYRDA?

    • @TronicSpeed
      @TronicSpeed 5 років тому +1

      @@MannyK8705 I can't believe I misspelled that.

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 5 років тому +2

      Actually it’s “HEIL HYDRA!”

    • @fujitora7070
      @fujitora7070 5 років тому

      Me no understand dis language

  • @onyx666
    @onyx666 5 років тому +104

    Tony Stark: time travels not like back to the future
    Scott Lang: my dreams are ruined

    • @kaylawarren4984
      @kaylawarren4984 5 років тому +7

      This movie made me have a whole new idea if time travel

  • @evermartinez5651
    @evermartinez5651 5 років тому +65

    Hulk: thor are you ok?
    Thor: yeah im fine why?
    Rocket: you look like melted ice cream
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @renknook
    @renknook 5 років тому +126

    16. Thor having a cable problem.
    Cable in Deadpool 2 was portrayed by Josh Brolin who also plays Thanos.

    • @Guakamello
      @Guakamello 4 роки тому +11

      "Zip it Thanos"

    • @gymleaderjoey1371
      @gymleaderjoey1371 4 роки тому +8

      Damn bro. I caught everything in this video but this i never even considered. Props to you bro.

    • @BeeDotGee1113
      @BeeDotGee1113 4 роки тому +1

      ISWYDT

    • @05dturner
      @05dturner 3 роки тому +1

      And arguably, deadpool is noobmaster.

    • @renknook
      @renknook 3 роки тому

      @@05dturner didn't even consider that, but it would make total sense!

  • @renzayupan1303
    @renzayupan1303 5 років тому +476

    Wanda: you took everything from me.
    Thanos be like "I dont even know you" 😂😂😂

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 років тому +25

      You will

    • @dylanhazard7360
      @dylanhazard7360 5 років тому +22

      Then he almost got ripped tf apart

    • @bashboi4074
      @bashboi4074 5 років тому +4

      I've ruined a lot of lives, you're nothing special

    • @CarneConPapas
      @CarneConPapas 5 років тому +5

      Quicksilver be like
      BITCH WHAT ABOUT ME?

    • @jjconjsj324
      @jjconjsj324 5 років тому +9

      Well that version of Thanos hadn't met her yet since he came from the past before the events of infinity war

  • @durrellmitchell7152
    @durrellmitchell7152 5 років тому +148

    Woulda been hilarious if Rocket had actually encountered a real Raccoon while he was on earth.....

    • @zombiegroan3985
      @zombiegroan3985 5 років тому +11

      DURRELL MITCHELL like he’s taking out the trash and sees one in the trash bin. Then realizing that’s what quill meant when he said trash bandit.

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 5 років тому +5

      @@zombiegroan3985 "trash panda"

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 5 років тому

      Missed opportunity

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 5 років тому

      Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 has already been confirmed so who knows?

    • @ya-highness
      @ya-highness 5 років тому +1

      That would be hilarious. To see Rockets, face, interaction, and reaction would make a great scene.

  • @elreydelvideo
    @elreydelvideo 5 років тому +141

    *The best part of the movie was:*
    *I can do this all day; Yeah I know*

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 5 років тому +4

      Mine was “activate instant kill”

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 5 років тому +3

      "America's ass"

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 5 років тому +2

      It's funny how Cap went from "Language!" to admiring America's ass.

    • @marethyu_77gamer93
      @marethyu_77gamer93 5 років тому

      @@lillyswift42 At the start he even said (about Thanos) : "Let's go get this son of a b*tch"

  • @OriginalMicycle
    @OriginalMicycle 4 роки тому +45

    Why hasn't anyone mentioned that the first conversation Steve Rogers has with Dr. Abraham Erskine, the doctor who created him, Erskine says he is from Queens and before that Germany. I feel like this makes Parker's mention of being from Queens later on create more of a bond that nobody else picked up on. Maybe that's just me.

    • @Same-o2f
      @Same-o2f 4 роки тому +6

      I did not catch that. Good one, dude!

    • @ronaldmogire7518
      @ronaldmogire7518 4 роки тому +2

      I think @the canadianlad will be interested with this

    • @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH
      @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH 3 роки тому +1

      Holy crap! I never thought of that! :)

  • @fijigreg7543
    @fijigreg7543 5 років тому +123

    when rocket raccoon said to cap marvel " YOU GOT ANOTHER HAIR CUT "

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 років тому +4

      Lol. That was the only significant she did in the whole movie though.

    • @leiterman7573
      @leiterman7573 5 років тому +3

      @@iliagluhchev2821 next video on the channel
      DOES CAPTAIN MARVELS BARBER HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE. Here are the facts the heart of a dying star could not touch thors hair so wHaT AboUt HeR bArBeR

    • @ichijofreedman
      @ichijofreedman 5 років тому

      @@leiterman7573 i think it's about consent

  • @lukanikolic8246
    @lukanikolic8246 5 років тому +181

    War Machine: What's up regular size man ?!
    Ant- man : woah

    • @HeadlessChickenTO
      @HeadlessChickenTO 5 років тому

      I loves how Nebula gave Rhodes a heads up on his landing space.

    • @ZxSkyLineKidxZ
      @ZxSkyLineKidxZ 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @hadiraza8463
      @hadiraza8463 5 років тому +1

      Well the real joke is when at the very next moment hulk passes by rhodes who is really bigger than rhodes

  • @menchiesagun2852
    @menchiesagun2852 5 років тому +440

    Lets Have a Moment Of Silence for
    Ant-Man’s Taco 🌮

  • @jennimcfood2290
    @jennimcfood2290 5 років тому +121

    Wish you would have shown the actual scenes that happened and the moments without telling us what happens and then moving on

    • @EllieBelle1993
      @EllieBelle1993 4 роки тому +7

      Can’t finish the video cause of it

    • @nurfazlinjunidi8597
      @nurfazlinjunidi8597 4 роки тому

      Exactly!

    • @retronerd7832
      @retronerd7832 3 роки тому

      i think when they made this endgame was still in cinemas so they didnt have the actual scenes so thats why they had to explain the jokes and used footage from older movies :)))

  • @thomaatoes2874
    @thomaatoes2874 5 років тому +38

    The real hero was the rat who activated the quantum tunnel.
    Real heroes don't wear capes.

  • @princefreddo5044
    @princefreddo5044 5 років тому +151

    I like how Cap was swearing at certain parts of ENDGAME when in the past he's always been like "LANGUAGE!"

    • @gabelongid7776
      @gabelongid7776 5 років тому +6

      teslagod2003 mjolnir

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 років тому +1

      you gotta be shittin' me.

    • @gabelongid7776
      @gabelongid7776 5 років тому

      teslagod2003 kinda, sorry😂😅

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 років тому +8

      @teslagod2003 actually it's meowmeow...just ask darcy!

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 років тому +2

      ......that was one time

  • @jonnoannells2218
    @jonnoannells2218 5 років тому +44

    I almost cried when he mentioned Morgan asking for cheeseburgers because I just understood the reference before he explained it

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 5 років тому

      Me to cause I just whachted the first Iron Man movie it is so sad he had to die

  • @jumboshrimp_2234
    @jumboshrimp_2234 5 років тому +46

    Peter watching Revenge of the Sith:
    Holdup! Why is Nick Fury getting killed by Emporer Palpatine?!

    • @andrewcox3137
      @andrewcox3137 3 роки тому +9

      Um duh. Didn’t you know that the empire and hydra are longstanding allies. I’m pretty sure it all started because red skull and Darth Maul were cousins.

  • @chocokuns9891
    @chocokuns9891 5 років тому +372

    What People see:
    Peter: **screaming for help**
    All female avengers: **kill everyone who touched peter**
    What I see:
    Peter: **screaming for help**
    Thor: **pick up Peter** "GET HELP!!-" **trow Peter to Thanos**
    Peter Babysitters/ others avengers: "NOOO!!!"

  • @Vanya11_12
    @Vanya11_12 5 років тому +114

    I totally didn’t expect hail hydra! I thought they’d replicate the elevator scene!

  • @kevinwells1210
    @kevinwells1210 5 років тому +29

    Rocket- Theres beer on the ship.
    Thor- What kind.?

  • @musicallover8370
    @musicallover8370 5 років тому +40

    Antman: Just for the record, that's America's butt
    Captain America: Shut up

    • @jonlewis5061
      @jonlewis5061 4 роки тому +6

      Barbara Kirkpatrick a few minutes later, Captain America looking at his own butt. Yea that is America’s butt.

  • @beccaneuhoff
    @beccaneuhoff 5 років тому +135

    Thanos: I am inevitable!
    Tony: Yhea, but I am Iron man!
    Me: (died of laughing) (then cried)

    • @elliotlytle9531
      @elliotlytle9531 5 років тому +10

      For me it was:
      Thanos: I am, inevitable
      Tony: And I... Am... Iron man
      Me: YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!
      Tony: *snaps his fingers*
      Me: oh no...

    • @dannyman7892
      @dannyman7892 5 років тому +3

      Rebecca Neuhoff he didn’t die of laughing silly he died from the snap

    • @sistersnapped.7458
      @sistersnapped.7458 5 років тому +7

      I wanted grout to yell from the distance," I am groot! "

    • @tombstonesoda9122
      @tombstonesoda9122 5 років тому +2

      Thanos: i am inevitable
      Iron man: i am iron man
      Me: damm right
      Snaps ah shit

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 5 років тому +1

      AND I'M BATMAN!!!

  • @xaingwu
    @xaingwu 5 років тому +67

    How about Cap (when running into himself in 2012) saying "You gotta be Shitting me!" after admonishing Tony in Age of Ultron for the use of "Language"

    • @jimmyknox3342
      @jimmyknox3342 5 років тому +2

      John Lowry
      ikr
      You'd think he would remember that!

  • @anson3383
    @anson3383 5 років тому +467

    You're not answering the real question. Why is Gamora?

    • @thegrammarpolice69
      @thegrammarpolice69 5 років тому +12

      Why is gamora?
      It's because her parents had sex...that's why there exists gamora.

    • @msrobyn82
      @msrobyn82 5 років тому +4

      Yes love that line. DRAX is the the man 😁

    • @raxsavvage
      @raxsavvage 5 років тому +7

      i'll do you one better... when is gomora

    • @ArielAnemoiAsuraism
      @ArielAnemoiAsuraism 5 років тому +12

      But no one says how is gamora

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 5 років тому

      Love that, it's hilarious

  • @yobananaboy7843
    @yobananaboy7843 5 років тому +150

    Nothing flies over my head. My reflexes are too quick.

    • @spikeycat81
      @spikeycat81 5 років тому +1

      😄

    • @Same-o2f
      @Same-o2f 4 роки тому

      And you’re very tall.

    • @xx4lerxx
      @xx4lerxx 4 роки тому

      Stolen

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 4 роки тому

      Not quick enough to realize this joke is played out

    • @MrBaconPeng
      @MrBaconPeng 3 роки тому

      I understood that reference

  • @Icouldntpickone
    @Icouldntpickone 5 років тому +289

    Nebula kept her hand, the whole losing a limb homage was shot in the beginning when Thor chopped off the gauntlet from thanos.

    • @CheyMo.Gaming
      @CheyMo.Gaming 5 років тому +4

      And that was in HISHE and honest trailers version. Which the Directors are big fans of

    • @loganyates8832
      @loganyates8832 5 років тому

      Yep

  • @spididerman
    @spididerman 5 років тому +90

    My favorite part is when captain and Thor switched hammers and thr stops the fight to get stormbreaker back and tell captain to take the little one.

    • @macx0360
      @macx0360 5 років тому

      But.. Stormbreaker was suppose to be for a true king too, why can Thanos hold it so easily?

    • @spididerman
      @spididerman 5 років тому +1

      @@macx0360 there was never an enchantment on Stormbreaker you just had to be really strong. Only mjolnir at the Enchantment of being Worthy.

    • @macx0360
      @macx0360 5 років тому

      @@spididerman You're right. I was thinking of what Eitri said (something like a weapon fit for a King) but it was also lifted by Groot.

  • @jamarjohnson3242
    @jamarjohnson3242 5 років тому +105

    When rocket told thor he look like melted ice cream lol!!

  • @ghost-wl3pm
    @ghost-wl3pm 4 роки тому +11

    Is noone gonna talk about the fact that this video is about endgame,yet showed almost NO CLIPS from endgame?

  • @allenthecoda
    @allenthecoda 5 років тому +692

    CBR: Jokes that went over your heads
    Me: did they tho 😏

    • @cbr
      @cbr  5 років тому +31

      weird flex but ok.... 😂

    • @luisvaldez6269
      @luisvaldez6269 5 років тому +6

      Allen Boatner I understood that reference

    • @Evan-yw4zn
      @Evan-yw4zn 5 років тому +8

      Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 5 років тому +4

      Jokes don't go over heads...
      *they go for the head!!!*

    • @flashmanos1821
      @flashmanos1821 5 років тому +1

      @@cbr weird ok but flex

  • @93soby
    @93soby 5 років тому +80

    Some people missed these jokes...
    But not us.... Not us.

    • @dadaseyi
      @dadaseyi 5 років тому

      You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @myboo4469
    @myboo4469 5 років тому +77

    You forgot Tony Stark calling AntMan "thumbelina"... God, I will miss him so much and his jokes and how he seriously makes us laugh even in serious situations.

    • @gauravdorjelama
      @gauravdorjelama 5 років тому +3

      Also called him stuart little. And many such names throughout the movie

    • @taron1868
      @taron1868 5 років тому +1

      Gaurav Lama pissant

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 5 років тому

      Me to it was so sad that Tony had to die

  • @darkdevil.231
    @darkdevil.231 5 років тому +136

    my fav one was when dr strange said
    which master do u serve
    star lord : which master do i serve am i suppose to say jeses

    • @kevind2529
      @kevind2529 4 роки тому +2

      That did it for me yo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +21

      My favorite Peter Q and Tony interaction in IW is
      “No, I’m from Missouri!”
      “Yeah, that’s on earth _dipshit.”_
      OR
      “The 50% of me that’s stupid... that’s 100% you.”
      ...
      “Your math is blowing my mind.”

    • @xx4lerxx
      @xx4lerxx 4 роки тому +3

      Thats infinity war, not endgame

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 4 роки тому +1

      @@xx4lerxx w0t m8?

    • @willeysingleton3057
      @willeysingleton3057 3 роки тому

      Infinity war might be number 4 on greatest movies of all time but im also not smart and a huge Marvel fan.

  • @LukeJordanBinkZilla
    @LukeJordanBinkZilla 5 років тому +28

    Gamorra: This is the one you were talking about
    Nebula: Your choices was him or a tree

  • @Jam-dk7hp
    @Jam-dk7hp 5 років тому +109

    Captain America references:
    1. Falcon: "On your left"
    2.....
    Yeah I guess you got them all

  • @thetam5913
    @thetam5913 5 років тому +119

    Somebody peed my pants I don't know if it was baby me old me or................. 😳
    Me Me
    professor Hulk:TIME TRAVEL! 😅

  • @Formosa1
    @Formosa1 5 років тому +18

    Tony to Thor: You’re drifting left. One side there, Lebowski.

  • @thisisweirderthanyou9855
    @thisisweirderthanyou9855 5 років тому +222

    My favourite was when everyone came back in the final fight and ant man and the wasp were reunited, the wasp referred to Captain America as Cap. Which for those who don't know in ant man and the wasp hope made fun of Scott for calling Captain America, cap

    • @tomatosteve3444
      @tomatosteve3444 5 років тому +7

      Parry Home or when he turned ginormous and punched the flying lizard and held the hulk

    • @systevic
      @systevic 5 років тому

      Yassssss

    • @alexdavis-mann8513
      @alexdavis-mann8513 5 років тому

      Wait people missed these?

  • @katelynmurray6092
    @katelynmurray6092 5 років тому +560

    The scariest part of Endgame was when Fornite was still a thing in 2023. 😮

    • @ricktheog1019
      @ricktheog1019 5 років тому +19

      Katelyn Murray best and most original comment that I've found yet.

    • @yohansaldana8218
      @yohansaldana8218 5 років тому +15

      When Korg plays Fortnite instead of Minecraft:

    • @aeyxlater5853
      @aeyxlater5853 4 роки тому +2

      Katelyn Murray lol

    • @colinhays4044
      @colinhays4044 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @Moondew572
      @Moondew572 4 роки тому +3

      And the fact that Hulk dabbed

  • @smargio
    @smargio 5 років тому +91

    Spoilers
    I legitimately cried over the burger thing in endgame. Afterwards I was like, "You made me cry with product placement?!"

    • @carrotboi5676
      @carrotboi5676 5 років тому

      LOL ME TOO

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 5 років тому

      what burger thing? watched the movie just yesterday and i dont know what youre talking about

    • @smargio
      @smargio 5 років тому +1

      @@danielwoods3896 Still spoiler
      His daughter was wanting burgers and happy is like "your dad loved burgers." Which is a reference to the og iron man. Which spoileres for that i guess, has him wanting a burger when he gets out of the terrorist place and he gets one along with some heavy handed product placement for burger king.

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 5 років тому

      Cheese burgers, it's was specifically cheese burgers.

    • @smargio
      @smargio 5 років тому

      @@lillyswift42 If you want to be specific, yes.

  • @TB-xh4hr
    @TB-xh4hr 4 роки тому +8

    How the hell did you think “I can do this all day” and “aimed for the head” went over people heads? Like the most obvious reference I’ve ever seen

  • @jacksonr5115
    @jacksonr5115 5 років тому +93

    The hail hydra scene was just so he could get the scepter since he already knew they were hydra.Because he fought them in an earlier movie

    • @avidee4300
      @avidee4300 5 років тому +1

      But it was still funny 😂

    • @endgamemusic1919
      @endgamemusic1919 5 років тому +3

      Yeah and it was a really good callback to the comics.

    • @gavcuriano3390
      @gavcuriano3390 5 років тому +3

      Jackson R no shit sherlock

    • @justinhuff1202
      @justinhuff1202 5 років тому

      We're all well aware of this, chode..

    • @mikethom059
      @mikethom059 5 років тому

      We know Jackson, we know

  • @troytravis8598
    @troytravis8598 5 років тому +300

    Umm the real question is why would you claim these jokes went over anyone's head when the jokes were actually quite obvious.

    • @thevenom2731
      @thevenom2731 5 років тому +5

      I didn’t understand the Troll joke or noticed Bruce Banner eating Ice Cream.

    • @troytravis8598
      @troytravis8598 5 років тому +13

      @@thevenom2731 ok. Ill give you the troll joke but not seeing the ice cream is not the same as not understanding the reference.

    • @TitaniumGamingMC
      @TitaniumGamingMC 5 років тому +5

      And most of these aren't really jokes, they're just easter eggs/trivia

    • @mallow2784
      @mallow2784 5 років тому

      Nothing goes over our heads... our reflexes are too fast!

  • @pedrosabino2628
    @pedrosabino2628 5 років тому +175

    I really liked when we had the scene with Peter Quill singing and performing in a awesome way before the moment he was supposed to find the Power Stone and then we see the same scene in the perspective of Nebulosa and Rhodes looking super silly.

    • @la.dezign1219
      @la.dezign1219 5 років тому +1

      Pedro Sabino not only that scene but those scene which was recreated. From the avengers movie.

    • @noobmaster9781
      @noobmaster9781 5 років тому

      That was super hilarious

    • @bt0694
      @bt0694 5 років тому +4

      That was the best!! My wife and I both almost died laughing!

    • @thomascleveland3401
      @thomascleveland3401 5 років тому +7

      So he's an idiot

    • @juainott5281
      @juainott5281 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha exactly
      I laugh at that part.

  • @jordyboy321
    @jordyboy321 5 років тому +47

    Did you forget tony stark calling thor "lebowski" even though jeff bridges played obedia stane in iron 1?

    • @demario3335
      @demario3335 4 роки тому +1

      🤔I see this as an absolute win!

    • @mar-vell7286
      @mar-vell7286 4 роки тому

      @@Colt__the__Bolt Whiplash was played by Mickey Roarke. If you're gonna watch the movies try to know who plays the characters you're watching.

    • @Colt__the__Bolt
      @Colt__the__Bolt 4 роки тому

      @@mar-vell7286 I misread the comment before I noticed I was wrong in writing it so I know what he meant

  • @Stefan.rogers
    @Stefan.rogers 5 років тому +162

    You didn't even mention "on your left" between Falcon and Cap

    • @ciderofthearctic392
      @ciderofthearctic392 5 років тому +3

      Lol neither did he mention Thor playing Fortnite

    • @lila44411
      @lila44411 5 років тому +1

      @@ciderofthearctic392 he did :)

    • @ciderofthearctic392
      @ciderofthearctic392 5 років тому +1

      Linley Muhondo Wait wut

    • @jewishfish
      @jewishfish 5 років тому +1

      @@lila44411 yeah he did mention Fortnite

    • @recklessreek5249
      @recklessreek5249 5 років тому

      @@ciderofthearctic392 where were u when he mentioned it did u skip some of the video lmao

  • @marcstewart6247
    @marcstewart6247 5 років тому +15

    I like the running joke with Thor. Holds out hand " sometimes it takes a second"

  • @echolucifer7541
    @echolucifer7541 5 років тому +31

    The “Hey Queens” reference part of the movie was probably my favorite

  • @saraha4972
    @saraha4972 5 років тому +30

    also the “cheeseburger” thing made me almost cry ngl

  • @sol15_
    @sol15_ 5 років тому +68

    When you were talking about the hands getting cut off, you said the endgame one was nebula getter her had burned when getting the orb, but did you forget they cut thanos’ hand off at the very start

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 років тому +5

      I thought that that's what they were going for, but nope, it was Nebula

    • @jamieoconnor22
      @jamieoconnor22 5 років тому +3

      Also, it seems more like a reference to I, Robot to me. In it, the human-ish robot Sunny has to retrieve something past an energy barrier, so reaches in and grabs it, damaging his arm in the process

  • @BluenosedCash75
    @BluenosedCash75 5 років тому +173

    Some people didn’t understand these jokes, but not us.
    Not us.

    • @ericbambach3222
      @ericbambach3222 5 років тому +6

      We understood that reference!

    • @cubrick4334
      @cubrick4334 4 роки тому

      @@ericbambach3222 some don't... But not us
      Not us

    • @angelolabayen16
      @angelolabayen16 4 роки тому +1

      "And we don't?"
      We will...because we don't know what to do if we won't.

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 4 роки тому

      I’m sorry.... I don’t understand.... I’m very confused.... have I forgotten something vitally important....

  • @jakubrejak1114
    @jakubrejak1114 5 років тому +154

    Surtur : I AM ASGARD'S DOOM!
    War Machine : What's up, regular size man?

  • @fourhundred9299
    @fourhundred9299 5 років тому +17

    The part where Sam went up to old Steve on his left and in a couple of movies captain America would run past Sam saying "On your left."

  • @gargnob
    @gargnob 5 років тому +26

    Frigga muttering "Oh, sometimes it takes a second." when Thor questions his worthyness and Mjolnir ... DOESN'T show up immediately!

    • @jasonsanders8797
      @jasonsanders8797 3 роки тому +2

      A missed reference to when Thor was waiting for his 'umbrella' to return to him when he first met Dr. Strange.

    • @dragonphoenix7023
      @dragonphoenix7023 3 роки тому +1

      A reference to when Thor waited for his Mjolnir to come in Ragnarok when he was going to battle surtur

  • @richardpenn6648
    @richardpenn6648 5 років тому +17

    You missed the part when Sam came back to life and said "on your left" to cap, that was a refrence to the opening scene of winter soilder when Cap and Sam were running and every time Cap bolted past sam, Cap would say "on your left".

    • @diggis79
      @diggis79 5 років тому

      And to the one of the final scenes of the same movie.

  • @MerlynCooper
    @MerlynCooper 5 років тому +57

    I love how Tony Stark calls Thor "Lebowski" because he looked like "The Dude" played by Jeff Bridges who played the villain from Iron Man!

  • @ameliastrilogy
    @ameliastrilogy 3 роки тому +3

    Loki's death was that moment when marvel pulled my heart out and stomped on it just to bring back 2012 Loki GOD DAMNIT MARVEL

  • @Red-gb7bo
    @Red-gb7bo 5 років тому +23

    “Oh yeah, this whole thing is a circle, but not like a regular circle, more like a freaky circle”

    • @thedoron21
      @thedoron21 5 років тому

      "Oh mah gawd-- the hammer pullrd you off?"

  • @LordSumSums
    @LordSumSums 5 років тому +10

    “The kid on the TV who called me a dickhead is back!”
    “Noobmaster...”

  • @mrnigga9896
    @mrnigga9896 5 років тому +217

    When cap caught storm breaker and Thor caught mjolnir and Thor said give me that u get the small one

    • @anthonyb7472
      @anthonyb7472 5 років тому +19

      @Nathaniel Winchester no?

    • @xtempor
      @xtempor 5 років тому +1

      @Nathaniel Winchester r/woooosh

    • @kylester0055
      @kylester0055 5 років тому +12

      Nathaniel Winchester he didn’t say that lmao

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 5 років тому +5

      He said you get the small one

    • @HAZZZY_06
      @HAZZZY_06 5 років тому

      How was cap able to call mjolnear

  • @mikki6122
    @mikki6122 5 років тому +28

    I started sobbing even harder in the theatre when Morgan asked for a cheeseburger and my grandmother thought I was insane

    • @jamemartin6830
      @jamemartin6830 4 роки тому

      Awww it's gonna be ok MCU!! MCU!!MCU!!

    • @thatsroughbuddy7586
      @thatsroughbuddy7586 3 роки тому

      SAME!! I was like
      “Just like your dad🤧”
      My friend was like
      “...I’ll just go get more popcorn”
      She doesn’t get it

  • @Marko-fl7dp
    @Marko-fl7dp 5 років тому +44

    You missed 1.when cap sais "lets go get that son of a #$_&@"its reference to hes glorious meme: language!

  • @thela2553
    @thela2553 5 років тому +53

    Past Captain America:I can do this all day
    Present Captain America: Yeah I know

  • @elgenetiamzon1062
    @elgenetiamzon1062 5 років тому +36

    So...did anyone catch the irony of Bruce Banner piloting the Hulkbuster armor?

    • @jankukrika5656
      @jankukrika5656 5 років тому

      That is too obvious to include

    • @CavemanNo.12
      @CavemanNo.12 5 років тому

      Its obvious why he did. Wasnt really a joke

  • @tylerholmes2736
    @tylerholmes2736 5 років тому +9

    When Blood diamond finally calls Peter "The Starlord"

  • @jesusalday455
    @jesusalday455 5 років тому +18

    When nebula arrived from the ship saying” Rhodey careful on your landing, there’s in idiot in the front”

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 років тому

      Jesus Alday thought she said rodend

    • @jesusalday455
      @jesusalday455 5 років тому +1

      Alec Powers that’s not even his name tho

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 років тому

      Jesus Alday iam aware of that but she went for her com link and said rodend to rocket you know as a insult and called scott a idiot for sitting on a landing pad

    • @jesusalday455
      @jesusalday455 5 років тому

      Alec Powers listen to it again she says rhodey

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 років тому

      Jesus Alday i believe you and to be Honest i also really dont care

  • @emuliusv
    @emuliusv 5 років тому +51

    The title of the video should be...
    15 things in Avengers Endgame

  • @KaarMuhh
    @KaarMuhh 4 роки тому +11

    Lmao "like the back of a Volkswagen"
    Nice Mallrats throw

  • @ayameowen3489
    @ayameowen3489 4 роки тому +5

    The cheeseburger thing made me cry, I didn’t even cry when Tony died just when she wanted a cheeseburger.

  • @imnothappyaboutthis3596
    @imnothappyaboutthis3596 5 років тому +284

    Nothing can fly over my head,my reflexes are too sharp I’d just catch it

    • @svenowsky
      @svenowsky 5 років тому +6

      Well....... You tried

    • @Jonas_GD_1234
      @Jonas_GD_1234 5 років тому +3

      "Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are to fast, I would catch it" would ne right

    • @Soniccairo
      @Soniccairo 5 років тому

      Jonas Gansmeier no it wouldn't

    • @Jonas_GD_1234
      @Jonas_GD_1234 5 років тому

      @@Soniccairo yes it would

    • @Jonas_GD_1234
      @Jonas_GD_1234 5 років тому

      Maybe the spelling isn't but you get what i mean