First day in the Akatsuki gotta be crazy 😂

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  • @drillologist
    @drillologist 5 місяців тому +42105

    That mission made him break character 😭😭

    • @Nikko584
      @Nikko584 5 місяців тому +258

      For real 😭😭

    • @Arceus679
      @Arceus679 5 місяців тому +109

      Refresh my memory on this rq?

    • @monstakado1730
      @monstakado1730 5 місяців тому +32

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SirDragonArmy
      @SirDragonArmy 5 місяців тому +130

      @@Arceus679 ok so the Akatsuki are a group of rouge ninjas that rejected their village one way or another and usuLy that have unique skills and teqniques/Justus that make each of them special. And they wear those cool ahh clothes

    • @Arceus679
      @Arceus679 5 місяців тому +27

      @@SirDragonArmy i know allat bro💀 wasn't asking for a history lesson

  • @hkmalsawmtluanga7556
    @hkmalsawmtluanga7556 5 місяців тому +12893

    "i dont fuck with em in the sense of like politics"😂😂

    • @kieran941
      @kieran941 5 місяців тому

      The niogga in me felt that ahaha

    • @williambrownsjr.7854
      @williambrownsjr.7854 4 місяці тому +123

      They re-elected Trump 😅

    • @tbird7698
      @tbird7698 3 місяці тому +51

      @@williambrownsjr.7854I’ll destroy the entire world of Shinobi then

    • @blastsensei8732
      @blastsensei8732 3 місяці тому

      lmfao 😂😂😂😂

    • @cjmurray7959
      @cjmurray7959 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @faizalnurajiz5490
    @faizalnurajiz5490 5 місяців тому +2274

    This is literally Kakuzu, his village deadass ordered him to assassinate Hashirama, a guy called god of shinobi. And they had the gall to punish him when he obviously failed.

    • @emdeezy7529
      @emdeezy7529 4 місяці тому +155

      Shinobi Life is Tough😅

    • @silverpact1008
      @silverpact1008 4 місяці тому +202

      No no no, he lived. That's a W. They should have honored him.

    • @seraphimofwrath1596
      @seraphimofwrath1596 3 місяці тому +9

      Hiruzen is called god of shinobi

    • @EdwinHargraves
      @EdwinHargraves 3 місяці тому

      lmfaoooo

    • @faizalnurajiz5490
      @faizalnurajiz5490 3 місяці тому +73

      ​@@seraphimofwrath1596hiruzen? With what, the paltry 4 elements jutsu? Compared to literally moving wooden buddha statue with infinite arms? Sure, god of shinobi alright

  • @dominicplummer92
    @dominicplummer92 2 місяці тому +356

    "go destroy your own village instead..right away"😂😂😂

  • @mik-lborens3193
    @mik-lborens3193 5 місяців тому +18324

    When you skip the Terms & Agreement section and just sign

    • @celedrickbrown4595
      @celedrickbrown4595 5 місяців тому +176

      NAHH FAXXX😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kingNerdeh
      @kingNerdeh 5 місяців тому +67

      Best comment lmao so accurate

    • @UreTriggered
      @UreTriggered 5 місяців тому +15

      I need a black guy doing 8 tail. Why no black people like him?!!!!😡

    • @khoivinh3402
      @khoivinh3402 5 місяців тому +18

      No idea what we sign for,but it's cool anw

    • @kvngpsos2471
      @kvngpsos2471 5 місяців тому +1

      W😭😭

  • @yussufmuse4097
    @yussufmuse4097 5 місяців тому +27170

    Dylan was like nigga wtf i just started

    • @satori_mountian_station
      @satori_mountian_station 5 місяців тому +296

      that is not first day work

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 5 місяців тому +1

      This nigga clocked in for his first shift😂😂he was just supposed to be training😭

    • @Uso_Wakka
      @Uso_Wakka 5 місяців тому +98

      Yes thats....thats the joke of the video

    • @monathletics
      @monathletics 5 місяців тому +55

      First days are recon or initiation

    • @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
      @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T 5 місяців тому +25

      On my Mama 🤣🤣

  • @ezeasiana138
    @ezeasiana138 4 місяці тому +408

    I started dying the minute he heard what his first task was. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rhombus333
      @Rhombus333 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂 word

  • @jaysonbourne8841
    @jaysonbourne8841 5 місяців тому +332

    Boy asked him to do the last mission first😂🤣

    • @prod.bylvwlee
      @prod.bylvwlee 2 місяці тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣 couldnt have started wit the one tail? 😭

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 Місяць тому

      ​@prod.bylvwlee lmao he tryna get the no tails first d

  • @EyeLeSsTigER911
    @EyeLeSsTigER911 5 місяців тому +10703

    They saying "retrieve" like it's a trip to the store 💀

    • @ReallionaireAl
      @ReallionaireAl 5 місяців тому +336

      And im sure he means bring him back alive which is probably more impossible than un aliving him

    • @drenephorian5943
      @drenephorian5943 5 місяців тому +82

      ​@@ReallionaireAl🤣🤣its always alive

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 5 місяців тому +155

      And thats exactly how they are in anime. Akatsuki members really be looking at the most destructive, power nuclear weapon in the form of a biju surrounded by an entire village full of ninja and be like: yeah I got this

    • @cz_PNK
      @cz_PNK 5 місяців тому +56

      @@titanus261i mean they‘re kind of did😅 7/9 thats a good rate

    • @jdtblaze6408
      @jdtblaze6408 5 місяців тому +43

      @@titanus261and they did have that. They got 7 of the 9 beasts.

  • @JoKrPH
    @JoKrPH 5 місяців тому +18560

    The akatsuki definitely gives out S rank missions ONLY 🤣

    • @natebrown197
      @natebrown197 5 місяців тому +1583

      SS missions😂😂😂

    • @JoKrPH
      @JoKrPH 5 місяців тому +191

      @@natebrown197 frfr! 😭

    • @imasavage95
      @imasavage95 5 місяців тому +67

      Ss

    • @JoKrPH
      @JoKrPH 5 місяців тому +81

      @@imasavage95 did you not see the first dudes comment?

    • @Boom080
      @Boom080 5 місяців тому +6

      @@natebrown197ong 😂

  • @bravoesco9472
    @bravoesco9472 5 місяців тому +310

    i mean sasuke almost died on his first akatsuki mission lol

    • @oscarperez5539
      @oscarperez5539 4 місяці тому +97

      First mission was to retrieve the 8 tails lmao

    • @coin4898
      @coin4898 4 місяці тому

      Mah boi sasuke is a fool, dude got sent to capture the 8 tails and still went despite being still weak from his itachi fight😂idiot

    • @dandre3K
      @dandre3K 4 місяці тому +70

      They made Sasuke a crash dummy INSTANTLY

    • @maroon1ibnouali400
      @maroon1ibnouali400 3 місяці тому +34

      Btw if you see the whole video, the leader says " ok so, go retrieve the 8 tails then" and he's like " thats the same thing!!"

    • @blanknaruto1127
      @blanknaruto1127 3 місяці тому +3

      @@maroon1ibnouali400lol yea Sasuke wasn’t having it 😂😂😂

  • @pathfinder011
    @pathfinder011 5 місяців тому +452

    - Go get the nine-tails
    - Are you insane?
    - Go destroy your village
    - Easy game

  • @carlosvanterpool8518
    @carlosvanterpool8518 5 місяців тому +6629

    “he’s very easy to find” yea he ain’t worried bout hiding and that’s an issue😭

    • @Raxcblue
      @Raxcblue 5 місяців тому +110

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itzwanime
      @itzwanime 4 місяці тому +54

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LxckyHandlez
      @LxckyHandlez 4 місяці тому +79

      ts got me rollin 😂😂😂

    • @templefitnessmovement100
      @templefitnessmovement100 4 місяці тому +362

      Bros living in KONOHA. You liable to get bodied at the gate.

    • @josephbooker259
      @josephbooker259 4 місяці тому +154

      ​@@templefitnessmovement100 Obito ain't even make it in the village

  • @MordiganE6
    @MordiganE6 5 місяців тому +13395

    "I know where he at" Cuts away to Naruto blowing on a ramen cup at his porch.

  • @divineeternity7268
    @divineeternity7268 4 місяці тому +103

    First day. Suicide mission.😂😂😂

  • @araytone2
    @araytone2 2 місяці тому +64

    This was lowkey Itachi

  • @Grendal62
    @Grendal62 5 місяців тому +3743

    "I know where he at..."😂😂😂

    • @bdb7185
      @bdb7185 5 місяців тому +23

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DRedFit7726
      @DRedFit7726 5 місяців тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nobodyimportant5382
      @nobodyimportant5382 5 місяців тому +6

      💀💀💀

    • @SoldierOfYWH
      @SoldierOfYWH 5 місяців тому +5

      😭🤣

    • @harrellt1405
      @harrellt1405 5 місяців тому +27

      It irks me how bad naruto was treated when he should be like the most cared person in the village. The boy is a ticking bomb, one emotional episode can trigger him. Instead, they should spoil him and have some personal sensei be there for him emotionally and physically 24-7. He has more connection with the ramen person than anyone else…

  • @bigbabybrando
    @bigbabybrando 5 місяців тому +4262

    Retrieving the Nine Tails for your first mission is crazy

    • @lion0993
      @lion0993 5 місяців тому +136

      True, it might be easy to get to his « location » because everybody knows that he lives in Konoha village but then before you reach him, you’ll have to face the likes of Kakashi, Asuma, Gaï, Hiruzen (before his death), Tsunade, maybe some anbu members, Jiraya, all his folks from the academy, and theeeen, depending on the period, you might even have a deal with him mastering deadly technique of his own aaaaand Kurama the nine tails itself! And I’m not even talking about allies from other villages that could pop up casually to celebrate thanksgiving or whatever right!!??
      Well 🤔… If my name is not Itachi Uchiwa (spoiler it’s not): go f…ck yourself, I ain’t doing that shit!

    • @margiteberbach2324
      @margiteberbach2324 5 місяців тому +44

      i think itachi and kizame can, itachi just wont do it, since hes just spying on akatsuki

    • @verynice1192
      @verynice1192 5 місяців тому +21

      ​@@margiteberbach2324ur dreaming

    • @zomble68
      @zomble68 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@margiteberbach2324 Yes and but even Itachi knows .. it would be hard as a first mission even after he killed every one he knew except for sasuke..

    • @margiteberbach2324
      @margiteberbach2324 5 місяців тому +19

      @@zomble68 dont forget he already beat orochimaru as a kid, and naruto was guarded by jiraiya which as the same level as orochimaru, i think he can do it, if he actually wanted to, its basically just plot armor thats keeping naruto safe as a kid

  • @SLEEZYDADON
    @SLEEZYDADON 5 місяців тому +102

    To have to get the 9 tails as your first mission is actually insane 😂😂

  • @NEET48
    @NEET48 4 місяці тому +53

    "Go destroy ur own village instead" Lmaooooo

  • @_iamsiz
    @_iamsiz 5 місяців тому +5196

    "I know where he at, But like that's the nine tails bruh" lmfao 😭😭😭😂

    • @EFFDOTCOM
      @EFFDOTCOM 5 місяців тому +94

      "I understand" 😂

    • @stanblah3756
      @stanblah3756 4 місяці тому +5

      Thanks for typing out what they said, no one else understood them except you. Your likes are totally not botted

    • @themostunknown1534
      @themostunknown1534 4 місяці тому +5

      @@stanblah3756oh boy here we go

    • @stanblah3756
      @stanblah3756 4 місяці тому +2

      @@themostunknown1534 oH bOy hErE wE gO

    • @ItachiUchiha-lv8cp
      @ItachiUchiha-lv8cp 4 місяці тому

      ​@@stanblah3756your tha goat

  • @emmanthegoat
    @emmanthegoat 5 місяців тому +5939

    "GO RETRIEVE THE NINE TAILS”💀💀💀

    • @skinnytimmy1
      @skinnytimmy1 5 місяців тому +1

      Niggas said that shit like it was An errand 😂

    • @Manu_w77
      @Manu_w77 5 місяців тому +45

      Never watched naruto is that supposed to be hard?

    • @him-xz9ph
      @him-xz9ph 5 місяців тому +169

      @@Manu_w77yeah lmaoo

    • @konkaiwa515
      @konkaiwa515 5 місяців тому +229

      @@Manu_w77lmao bruh the nine tails is inside naruto he's basically asking him to take out the main character

    • @ejandrews3065
      @ejandrews3065 5 місяців тому +220

      ​@@konkaiwa515while infiltrating the strongest village home to the strongest and most skilled ninjas in the world

  • @darellmawitjere
    @darellmawitjere 5 місяців тому +77

    "Welcome To The Space Marine 7th legion. your first mission is go to kill Chaos God Khorne" 😂

  • @lesole_n
    @lesole_n 5 місяців тому +33

    Your enemies saying “I know where he at BUT” must be the greatest sign of respect 😂

  • @acolyte4524
    @acolyte4524 5 місяців тому +4269

    Retrieve the Nine Tails like he’s a lv5 Pokémon.😂

    • @shafiqrashid2010
      @shafiqrashid2010 5 місяців тому +79

      Whos that ninja??? Its Naruto....!!!

    • @jakew4829
      @jakew4829 5 місяців тому +41

      Its like using a standard pokeball to kurama.

    • @Frstypwngaming
      @Frstypwngaming 5 місяців тому +8

      Nine tails is a level 5 pokemon in some verses. In Digimon he's not even a mega-level, way weaker than King Vegeta in DBZ, 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000x+ weaker than Genryusai Yamamoto, etc

    • @Topg924
      @Topg924 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Frstypwngamingnaruto is stronger than king vegeta. No one actually knows how strong yammamoto is because power scaling in bleach is quite difficult

    • @Frstypwngaming
      @Frstypwngaming 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Topg924 Yamamoto is Universal+. He was going to destroy the soul society while suppressed and missing an arm just by existing; Each of the three realms are parralels of one another, with Soul Society canonically being larger than the Valley of Screams (An infinite pocket dimension). This is backed up further by the Dangai and Garganta both being infinite in size, the three realms previously being fused into one in which there was no border between life and death, the kanji for World also meaning Universe in Japanese, and the Soul Society having not just stars but its own seperate constellations.

  • @hmoobdude391
    @hmoobdude391 5 місяців тому +2707

    “I mean I don’t f*ck with them in a sense of politics…I don’t politic with them…”
    😅

    • @MopeyToapy
      @MopeyToapy 5 місяців тому +48

      UNDERRATED LINE!!!

    • @theyoungwolf2970
      @theyoungwolf2970 5 місяців тому

      But i still got niggas there 😂 that I got respect for

    • @Fatfit2
      @Fatfit2 5 місяців тому +12

      I was crying 😂

    • @Zeus1984x2
      @Zeus1984x2 5 місяців тому +1

      Same here I find their content funny, but I don't fuck with their believes or politic with them. According to them black people are the main ones having racial slures and profiling when I've seen my white, Mexican, and black friend's get mistreated by the police but according to them it only happens to black people.

    • @bigde131
      @bigde131 5 місяців тому +9

      No one said it doesn’t happen to other people. Point is it happens to black people the most and is most unfair. Just how some things affect other people more. Where did they say it only Happens to blk people? You’re lying smh

  • @CrucialP
    @CrucialP 5 місяців тому +54

    Leland's Anime voice is underrated 😂

  • @esoteric404
    @esoteric404 3 місяці тому +20

    "i don't fuck with my village no more" with the line through it lmao

  • @azravael06
    @azravael06 5 місяців тому +3262

    "Can I just cook for you guys?"

    • @randomuoutube2029
      @randomuoutube2029 5 місяців тому +31

      😂😂😂😅

    • @badongcasuyon1617
      @badongcasuyon1617 5 місяців тому +5

      Hahahaah

    • @mahinuchiha6339
      @mahinuchiha6339 5 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Wolverine8091
      @Wolverine8091 5 місяців тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 bro

    • @Frosto_Boi
      @Frosto_Boi 5 місяців тому +25

      You sure you wanna be the housewife to the Akatsuki members? Even if you're a guy, you'll still be a malewife

  • @grandpac6044
    @grandpac6044 5 місяців тому +4274

    Yeah joining them early on ain’t too bad because it’s just typical villain missions, but once they started going after tailed beasts. You had to be built different different 😂😂

    • @klove5974
      @klove5974 5 місяців тому +350

      HAD to be built different. 😂

    • @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
      @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T 5 місяців тому +172

      U HAD to be Built different Fr if u an Akatsuki

    • @crazycrazy5111
      @crazycrazy5111 5 місяців тому +210

      All of them members were already built different before joining

    • @VioleEvy2298
      @VioleEvy2298 5 місяців тому +196

      ​@@crazycrazy5111the fact that each Akatsuki literally Kage lvl was funny tho.
      Kishimoto even need to seperate them, lmao.

    • @crazycrazy5111
      @crazycrazy5111 5 місяців тому +88

      @@VioleEvy2298 true. Imagine all of them combined 💀💀

  • @thestoebz
    @thestoebz 5 місяців тому +18

    “I don’t fuck with my village no mo” 😂

  • @israelayoade
    @israelayoade 3 місяці тому +11

    "I will be useful" Made me laugh 😂

  • @Rav3r009
    @Rav3r009 5 місяців тому +901

    “He’s in the akatsuki, he can fight”.
    “Nah I’m not going off of that bro”🤣

  • @sdreizon3710
    @sdreizon3710 5 місяців тому +1910

    Bro lied on his resume

    • @ZephyreWasHere
      @ZephyreWasHere 5 місяців тому +36

      Lmfao

    • @unnamed6650
      @unnamed6650 5 місяців тому +24

      Then so did pain😂

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 5 місяців тому +100

      Bro, the _Akatsuki_ lied on their resume. I was expecting missions like sabotage and subterfuge, not the equivalent of "try to take out the sun, using only a Kunai, and a bit of low-level Taijutsu."

    • @RustedBuddy5192
      @RustedBuddy5192 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@LucanVaris He's right. He's outta line but he is right. I personally was expecting more political subterfuge with them. Kinda like how they were in the Menma universe. Mercenaries with no clear alignment.

    • @bw5020
      @bw5020 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LucanVaris☠️☠️☠️

  • @zzmarquisduncan467
    @zzmarquisduncan467 5 місяців тому +20

    That boy deidara was a menace. Secured the 1 & 3 tails escaped kamui and would’ve killed sasuke if it wasn’t for plot. Goated and loyal akatsuki member.

    • @ImpartialHistory
      @ImpartialHistory 4 місяці тому +2

      Facts

    • @joeclark2590
      @joeclark2590 4 місяці тому +3

      when Sasuke wins you, haters will always say plot.

    • @zzmarquisduncan467
      @zzmarquisduncan467 4 місяці тому +3

      @@joeclark2590 you can’t honestly tell me you believe sasuke should’ve won that fight

    • @joeclark2590
      @joeclark2590 4 місяці тому +2

      @@zzmarquisduncan467 he did win that fight

    • @zzmarquisduncan467
      @zzmarquisduncan467 4 місяці тому +5

      @@joeclark2590 but his escape made absolutely no sense. He should not have had time to pull out summoning jutsu, wait for the giant snake to appear, place it under a genjutsu and IN HIS CONDITION, CRAWL inside the snakes mouth before deidaras blast went off.

  • @progeniesofthetoiletpaperh6433
    @progeniesofthetoiletpaperh6433 5 місяців тому +18

    bro put on a mission after skipping tutorials. 😂

  • @fatimasani1220
    @fatimasani1220 5 місяців тому +2105

    Nah he ain’t unaliving his homies 😂 and lets not forget that one old dude he respects unconditionally 😂

    • @thebossdawghomie
      @thebossdawghomie 5 місяців тому +80

      Nah, if he a real demon, he unaliving OG first, let ninjaz know he ain't playing.... Then he gonna beat his homies to the point of death, up until when OG's son or grandson gonna pull up talking brazy, using OG's ignature catch phrases on some Uncle Ben Jr. type, "with great power, comes great responsibility," or imagine Mirai running out like, "I WILL PROTECT THE KING!!!" You gonna break character, flashback all them times you wished you had someone to double Dutch with, and you were holding one side of a jump rope that was laying on the ground, and how after OG saw you and the jump rope, he became your mentor and only friend; and then you'll snap back to reality and sacrifice yourself to undo the harm you caused on the talk no jutsu tip. That's how you get a whole arc, and not just a couple episodes.

    • @jlasalle7613
      @jlasalle7613 5 місяців тому +62

      Nigga said unaliving just saying killing ffs. Really censoring the word killing. Like bro what are we doin

    • @henrystreet6152
      @henrystreet6152 5 місяців тому +72

      @@jlasalle7613 bruh scared his comment gonna get demonetized

    • @JuiceReloaded
      @JuiceReloaded 5 місяців тому

      Why tf ppl so scared to say Killed now a days? Lol Unalive is the stupidest shit ever.

    • @dman5197
      @dman5197 5 місяців тому

      Bro said unalive😂 this ain’t TikTok nigga 😭

  • @jonalaurenson7242
    @jonalaurenson7242 5 місяців тому +362

    "I don't fuck with them in a sense of politics" 😂😂😂

  • @JessNW0lfG4NG
    @JessNW0lfG4NG 5 місяців тому +27

    He said, "Nah, I'm good" LMAOOOO

  • @strong5109
    @strong5109 3 місяці тому +12

    "No im not going off that, im not going of that "🤣🤣

  • @Ghenjiro
    @Ghenjiro 5 місяців тому +1059

    "YOU go get him bro" 😂😂😂💀

  • @don_peter
    @don_peter 5 місяців тому +641

    "I still got ninjas there I got respect for brah" 😂

    • @raymondhansen4482
      @raymondhansen4482 5 місяців тому +14

      This was the funniest part 😂

    • @larsmoney1013
      @larsmoney1013 5 місяців тому +9

      duel meaning

    • @user-oq2pk4mh4x
      @user-oq2pk4mh4x 5 місяців тому +1

      Yalls nerds weird😂

    • @alex4k486
      @alex4k486 5 місяців тому

      @@user-oq2pk4mh4xhow they weird ?

    • @trulyannoying9061
      @trulyannoying9061 5 місяців тому +4

      @@larsmoney1013Substitute for the N word and they are actually ninjas😂

  • @cygnusprime6728
    @cygnusprime6728 3 місяці тому +6

    Yeah, just go "get" the Ninetails like catching butterflies. Leaving out the glaring power level issue. 😂

  • @OsasEdos
    @OsasEdos 5 місяців тому +77

    That literally sasuke’s first mission
    “Retrieve the eight tails”.
    And my msn got his ass whooped😂😂

    • @coreydorsey4121
      @coreydorsey4121 4 місяці тому +20

      And got killed about 3-4 different ways if his group didn't keep reviving him. Bee made them look like high schoolers trying to play Jordan.

    • @mrpgarner1982
      @mrpgarner1982 4 місяці тому

      In his prime😂😂😂😂​@@coreydorsey4121

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 3 місяці тому +3

      Whooped to a beat made Live

  • @olivermartinez2668
    @olivermartinez2668 5 місяців тому +320

    “I proved it, I don’t fuck with my village no more”🤣🤣

    • @verynice1192
      @verynice1192 5 місяців тому

      bro done with his hoe village 😅

  • @DKLASSifiedSource
    @DKLASSifiedSource 5 місяців тому +503

    “ion politic with them and stuff like that, but I still got 🥷 there” sound like you ain’t standing on business 😂😂

    • @ljohnson5617
      @ljohnson5617 5 місяців тому +13

      "You ain standing on bidness"-druski

    • @PureYang0
      @PureYang0 4 місяці тому

      Hahah I was scrolling just to find someone who would write this.

  • @jaredmacabale7285
    @jaredmacabale7285 5 місяців тому +9

    Meanwhile Kakuzu joining Akatsuki because he lost to Hashirama

  • @woodyentertainment3798
    @woodyentertainment3798 Місяць тому +2

    That’s like kakuzu being sent to get Hashirama 😂😂

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 місяців тому +986

    Couldn't even start him out with the one tail 😂

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 5 місяців тому +56

      Deidara had already taken care of that lol

    • @robertjohnson-tz6mw
      @robertjohnson-tz6mw 5 місяців тому +63

      Lets be honest if garaa was still blood thirsty just like the chunin exams sasori and deidra be dead😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 місяців тому +10

      @@eurekamreum5458 Not sure if this skit told what part in the story it was set, so that's why I suggested that, lol.

    • @ceo_p_nasty2774
      @ceo_p_nasty2774 5 місяців тому +10

      @@robertjohnson-tz6mw swear he saved the sand village in the process

    • @ExoticZah
      @ExoticZah 5 місяців тому +30

      @@robertjohnson-tz6mwcap. Diedara & Sasori were well equipped to take Gaara down. If he was blood thirsty, he wouldn’t be thinking as tactically as he did against Diedara. Diedara still out played him without Sasori’s help. Imagine a 2vs1 Iron Sand and clay dragons vs Gaara……

  • @claude434
    @claude434 5 місяців тому +351

    "i will be useful" 5 second later "the nine tails??" LOL

  • @kage7165
    @kage7165 5 місяців тому +14

    When they want to you work the register and take drive thru orders at the same time.😂😂😂

  • @roronoazoro4577
    @roronoazoro4577 3 місяці тому +2

    First mission capture the Nine Tails, mf you want my down fall so bad dont you 💀

  • @skinnytimmy1
    @skinnytimmy1 5 місяців тому +315

    "Retrieve the 9 Tails " like it's some lost dog 😂 you mean "Extremely High Diff S-Rank mission"?

    • @duhrell
      @duhrell 5 місяців тому +1

      S nigga?? thats a Z Rank Mission at Minimum 🤣

    • @SZUSEast1
      @SZUSEast1 5 місяців тому +2

      Ultra Extreme Maximum Overdrive Super high Diff

    • @natejohnson5767
      @natejohnson5767 3 місяці тому +1

      SS rank, gotta be kage level to handle that or your getting buried in the dirt

  • @kiddpkdelow7535
    @kiddpkdelow7535 5 місяців тому +319

    When you join a gang without knowing their motives

  • @pimpstick9988
    @pimpstick9988 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro had to walk that shit back twice 😂😂

  • @life-n-death4593
    @life-n-death4593 2 місяці тому +1

    "i dont even know how he fights"?
    ;Cuts to the homie shaking his head ☠️☠️😂

  • @Seoul_Soldier
    @Seoul_Soldier 5 місяців тому +339

    When you join a gang and realize you ain't really about that life

    • @LynxxWrld
      @LynxxWrld 5 місяців тому +30

      Too real🤣🤣😭😭

    • @khirek5335
      @khirek5335 5 місяців тому

      Nah bro it's not even like that imagine you just joined and they tellin you go kill Obama like bitch??😭😭🙏

  • @lazymofos4865
    @lazymofos4865 5 місяців тому +298

    Went from Naruto to Boondocks real quick

  • @ItalianStallion9790
    @ItalianStallion9790 4 місяці тому +5

    I’m rewatching Naruto now and this shit sent me 😂. Imagine your 1st mission is collecting the nine tails and master Jiraiya is watching over him. Like hell nah I still plan on living bruh.

  • @spiritualak5147
    @spiritualak5147 5 місяців тому +3

    Bruh when he said “ I still got niggas there” He was dead ass serious like his eyes was like bruh those the homies 😂

  • @ODBHero1
    @ODBHero1 5 місяців тому +69

    This the equivalent of joining The Avengers and being told to square up against Thanos or Dr. Doom.

    • @2000sancho
      @2000sancho 5 місяців тому +8

      Well,you might be put in that position,you won't go to Thanos,Thanos will go to you,it's different.

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD Місяць тому

      Fu-ck that dr doom out here fighting celestial and gods like it's just another Monday what you Gonna do tickle him

  • @sabertoothliar
    @sabertoothliar 5 місяців тому +420

    “the nine tails? 🤔🤨” and “oh i know where he at…” gone forever have me crying laughing bro

  • @MavisXI
    @MavisXI 2 місяці тому +3

    First mission and last mission 😂

  • @She_fw_Tez
    @She_fw_Tez 4 місяці тому +4

    "The nine tails?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lennyy1211
    @lennyy1211 5 місяців тому +128

    Dylan was ready to destroy a whole village before taking on the nine-tails.

  • @plottwistprincess
    @plottwistprincess 5 місяців тому +258

    Dylan was like... I ain't doing that shit either 😂😂😂

  • @justinmorales726
    @justinmorales726 3 місяці тому +2

    "I know where he at" 🤣🤣

  • @backspazms8337
    @backspazms8337 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro was not prepared to immediately receive an end game level quest 😂

  • @sufg823
    @sufg823 5 місяців тому +201

    Even Dylan was like "bro... that's too much bro..." 💀

  • @sbthesage2100
    @sbthesage2100 5 місяців тому +143

    “Nah im not going off that” 😭

  • @gohansnaps
    @gohansnaps 4 місяці тому +1

    And then there's Orochimaru 😂😂😂 happy to do either

  • @lindorplays5900
    @lindorplays5900 5 місяців тому +6

    Flashback to when Itachi calmly knocked on Naruto's appartement door to "retrieve" the nine tails 💀

    • @FatalCorleone07
      @FatalCorleone07 5 місяців тому +1

      Yup, but Jiraiya wasn't letting none of that slide

  • @ivyVbby
    @ivyVbby 5 місяців тому +191

    Sasuke first day. They had to get the 8 tails. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @libraalibaba
      @libraalibaba 5 місяців тому +66

      And got smoked 😂

    • @TheW0rd
      @TheW0rd 5 місяців тому +7

      Nigga they won that fight 😂😂​@@libraalibaba

    • @ematrades902
      @ematrades902 5 місяців тому +33

      He didn’t 😂😂😂

    • @lilpukkuh9925
      @lilpukkuh9925 5 місяців тому +31

      @@TheW0rdno they didn’t killer bee fooled them sasuke didn’t end up retrieving 8 tails fr

    • @TimRosales750
      @TimRosales750 5 місяців тому +37

      @@TheW0rdlet’s recap what happened shall we? Not only did Killer Bee stop in the middle of a battle to write some raps against Sasuke, he used his own sword against and practically wounded him to the point of death twice. Beat Jugo down and had to make him revive Sasuke with his last remaining power and Karin had to revive Sasuke also. Suigetsu was the only one standing on business. He was the MVP that whole fight and blocked Bee’s attacks before having his sword be used. But, the important things… he was Sasuke’s one opening to hurt Bee and that didn’t stop him. Then, he went into his water transformation for them to run and give Sasuke the clear shot to Amaterasu for the final blow and mind you, Bee got away.

  • @PtPlatinum1200
    @PtPlatinum1200 5 місяців тому +41

    I love how he was more willing to kill a whole village then go after the nine tales 😂

    • @jakew4829
      @jakew4829 5 місяців тому +6

      Well it's the 9 tails

    • @boygonewhoopdataZZ
      @boygonewhoopdataZZ 5 місяців тому +1

      Walking Calamity or a bunch of old soft ninjas

  • @tommybennett8094
    @tommybennett8094 4 місяці тому +4

    Dylan’s face in the beginning 😭

  • @melvinbecks
    @melvinbecks 4 місяці тому +1

    Dude turned politic into a verb 😂😂😂😂

  • @landri5027
    @landri5027 5 місяців тому +38

    The random pair up is so true💀💀💀

  • @d5o1001
    @d5o1001 5 місяців тому +29

    "Oh I know where he's at!" I have never heard a more terrified man in my life.

  • @PunkNDisorderlyGamer
    @PunkNDisorderlyGamer 5 місяців тому +1

    He gave him that mission like it was a cat stuck in a tree.

  • @adamgorsky8422
    @adamgorsky8422 4 місяці тому +3

    I was about to cringe but this shit was funny as fuck ongod

  • @Vergil512
    @Vergil512 5 місяців тому +487

    1st day in the akatsuki.. your mission..
    Attack the largest nation, Run them ones with might guy, take out the legendary kakashi of the sharingan, do what a sanin named orochimaru and the sand village and its tailed beast failed to do and destroy the leaf and capture the single greatest tailed beast up to this point, all in 1 day.
    Bruh, If you didn't want me in this gang, there are better ways to say it.

    • @Gii_dii
      @Gii_dii 5 місяців тому +23

      If I didn’t read through it won’t have been hilarious😂😂👍

    • @NirYuZy
      @NirYuZy 5 місяців тому +3

      Bro do orochimaru🧐

    • @SolomonBMonroe
      @SolomonBMonroe 5 місяців тому +4

      Ong

    • @johnjohnson353
      @johnjohnson353 5 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TORQ111
      @TORQ111 5 місяців тому

      @@NirYuZyno kizame

  • @JECKL606
    @JECKL606 5 місяців тому +56

    “I still got Niggas there” ong😂😭😭

    • @Ascended23
      @Ascended23 5 місяців тому +1

      Still got ninjas there 😂

  • @Jhoentak15
    @Jhoentak15 3 місяці тому +2

    Kakuzu: first time?

  • @DariusSummers507
    @DariusSummers507 5 місяців тому +1

    The akatsuki look like the typa gang that'll hqve the entire squad jump you if you say no💀💀💀 or question anything.... with the smallest bit of curiosity in mind they already thinking about where yo tombstone will be at

  • @ajtvlnty
    @ajtvlnty 5 місяців тому +44

    For how smart that group was, they couldn't have travelled in groups of 4 rather than 2 😂

    • @scoutmaster5
      @scoutmaster5 5 місяців тому +23

      They had too much pride for that 😂😂

    • @littyfromsouth2002
      @littyfromsouth2002 5 місяців тому +8

      I mean they still succeeded in beating most of the Jinchuriki

    • @harrellt1405
      @harrellt1405 5 місяців тому +6

      More coverage with groups of 2. Also why 4 when u think 2 is enough.

    • @arcaneforce5885
      @arcaneforce5885 5 місяців тому +2

      Why would they need to do that they got 7 out of 9 of them working in pairs the other 2 weren’t really special cases seeing as pre sage mode the duo sent after Naruto would have made him into fodder the only real threat jinchuriki wise to them was killer bee and a properly put together duo could put him down also

  • @pr3ttyb0yfl4cko
    @pr3ttyb0yfl4cko 5 місяців тому +83

    Dude be giving the first mission like the Nine Tails is just a brand of energy drink you just need to buy from a store. 😂

    • @ItalianStallion9790
      @ItalianStallion9790 4 місяці тому +2

      Nine tails would have been easy to capture. Itachi could have done it sleeping. He just didn’t because he was secretly still working for the leaf.

  • @AndyWang347
    @AndyWang347 2 місяці тому +1

    First mission ninetails is crazy 💀

  • @shadowlee02
    @shadowlee02 5 місяців тому +1

    Lol, i wouldve been like "ask that MF kisame, he down fir anything "

  • @r1se_1
    @r1se_1 5 місяців тому +38

    basically itachi's first day

  • @ZrxFrenzy
    @ZrxFrenzy 5 місяців тому +236

    “Ion politic w em & stuff like that but, I still got niggas there I got respect for bru like….”
    Bru forgot the Akatsuki was Ebk😭😭😭

    • @patrickmartin8447
      @patrickmartin8447 5 місяців тому +13

      😂😂EBK 😂

    • @s3dghost
      @s3dghost 5 місяців тому +6

      I died when he said the politics line...
      Now you said "Akatsuki was EBK"
      😅😂😂😂.....

    • @petergeramin7195
      @petergeramin7195 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@s3dghostWhats EBK

    • @vex1606
      @vex1606 5 місяців тому

      everybody killed@@petergeramin7195

    • @davetolentino8973
      @davetolentino8973 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@petergeramin7195Essential Body Killers

  • @erikledesma8544
    @erikledesma8544 4 місяці тому

    When youre first day at work and resign immediately.

  • @theredshift7697
    @theredshift7697 3 місяці тому +1

    That look, and then that look back....😂😂😂

  • @Slipknockout
    @Slipknockout 5 місяців тому +12

    Pain: Very well... I'll do it myself

  • @js2003
    @js2003 5 місяців тому +893

    I will never forgive the fact that Obito made Sasuke go to the hidden cloud so he can capture Bee. Dude secretly wanted Sasuke dead bruh 😂

    • @34thoover
      @34thoover 5 місяців тому +186

      Lol or sent him against the other kage dude just liked watching him get whooped

    • @syts77
      @syts77 5 місяців тому

      Bee is nothing but an idiot.

    • @js2003
      @js2003 5 місяців тому +97

      @@34thooverAnd at that he had white Zetsu tell all the Kage that he was there 😂

    • @CrimsonCruz92
      @CrimsonCruz92 5 місяців тому +53

      At least Sasuke had his group with him, but to do that mission solo is a impossible mission.

    • @dontrelldurant3450
      @dontrelldurant3450 5 місяців тому +17

      ​@@CrimsonCruz92shiiid tell kisame that. Almost solo'd Bee.

  • @livefortomorrow4640
    @livefortomorrow4640 3 місяці тому +1

    On bro he tried to act like he was gon pull the second option no problem 😂

  • @MortarMike
    @MortarMike 5 місяців тому +1

    This never gets old, damn I loved this skit 😂😂

  • @mooneshbabwah8121
    @mooneshbabwah8121 5 місяців тому +14

    man used backpedal no jutsu

  • @CrimsonCruz92
    @CrimsonCruz92 5 місяців тому +41

    That's like throwing someone in the deep in with a 50lbs vest

  • @AmanaLaks
    @AmanaLaks 3 місяці тому +2

    It would be funnier if it turned out that his village was the leaf, because the last time an Akatsuki destroyed the leaf, they didn't end well

  • @AlejandroLopez-mt6qu
    @AlejandroLopez-mt6qu 5 місяців тому +41

    “You have to prove your loyalty to the akatsuki” “ oh bitch I proved it “