who says this is unecessary?. Now we need it in the home version siting in front of the pc all day make the balls stressed and hot. someone pls invent this!
Wait, so _that_ was the purpose of the vent below the steering wheel?!? I remember seeing it in my dad's old car when I was a wee lad but not once had I thought it was for the balls.
It's a crotch cooler. Can be found in Buick grand national as well where Doug Demouro described it as a "crotch cooler" and is used for cooling the sweaty balls
Ok but why not attach it to the passenger side with a really long Jewel tube so you can cool off with both of your vents and then use the passenger one when no one else is in the car?
Please make a machine that mixes your AMC Theatres Popcorn 🍿. The butter and salt is always on top. I need something I can take with me to the theaters to help me with my issue.
Idea: make pants pockets see through so that robbers can see that you don’t have anything for them to steal *Edit for an extension of the idea by Arjun* making it a double layer pocket so that the pocket appears transparent and looks like there’s nothing there, but there is a secret inner pocket where you can actually keep your stuff. And if you want to overengineer it like crazy, consider using those mirror magic boxes that make things “disappear” or appear “invisible” for inspiration
Just to add to this excellent idea, how about making it a double layer pocket so that the pocket appears transparent and looks like there’s nothing there, but there is a secret inner pocket where you can actually keep your stuff. And if you want to overengineer it like crazy, consider using those mirror magic boxes that make things “disappear” or appear “invisible” for inspiration
Jewel cooler 2.0 should include a circular damper built into the case so you could reduce the amount of air flow to your jewels for those hot summer days where you want max ac but will eventually freeze your nads.
There's actually a product available for that, but it's expensive. I just used a phone mount clipped to my air vent to hold a flexible rain gutter extension that dumped cold air in the back seat for my service dog. 😂
My boss and I were driving in extreme heat and long story short we invented a way to do this exact thing. One a year we still text each other when it’s hot outside. Thanks for the video and the laugh!
Add a slot to slide in a little tree air reshner at the vent, just to mask the scent of recirculating crotch air perhaps.. not going to be perfect but may help if in enclosed space with others .. overall great design. Awesome vid
This would be great for car seats! I love the magnet idea you can magnet on to the vent and then have the tube run to the back seat for the kids. How do you embed the magnets inside the print ? Glue ? Or just holes from the back side
Some printers you can have it stop mid print so you can embed screw taps ot other things inside the print before finishing the print. But glue also works
So, I think the one improvement that could have been made was doing an elbow joint so the hose was pointed down and not in your way as you're turning the steering wheel.
Make a video that fully describes how you do this process. Like a 4 hour video (or however long the process takes) on ur CAD Modeling Process with no cuts so we can completely see how it's done. I think it would be helpful. Also it would be interesting to see you do something with drones.
@@ejo354 Well he wouldn't have to do as much editing since it plainly showing his entire process so it is easier in that one aspect. Of course it comes with its own problems but it's still a new idea that he can do. for your second point, I think in general less people would watch it since most people are here just to see the cool inventions but it would really benefit the people who genuinely are interested in creating inventions but are not able to because they don't know how to do certain things.
Your winch should have a remote (either wired or wireless). If it's wired, plug it in under flip up the cap on the top of the winch, to the right of where it says Warn. The silver knob on the top is the clutch. Also, you really should take up the slack that has your hook hanging OR secure it so it won't flap around.
I thought this channel was about unnecessary inventions? As a man, this is DEFINITELY necessary. Sitting on the jewels for hours at a time, sticking to the side of your legs (excuse the grossness 😂) this would be a life saver to men around the world! This is a truck drivers dream. 👍🏼 great video brother!
There has been this device for decades. It is called the Cool Cop. It was made to blow cool air into a police officer's bulletproof vest while he was in the car.
Idea: For me I’m always in a rush to get to work and don’t have time to make myself breakfast, you should make a cup that can cook and feed you breakfast like a thermos (whenever you drink you can flip a switch to get either OJ or your cooked food like bacon and eggs etc.) I would love to see this happen!
I remember my friends parents had an 80s Oldsmobile with the nut blower vent. At the time I thought it was the coolest thing to have ever existed in a car.
Here's something: You know how movie theater workers always give you too much popcorn to the point where it overflows out of your bag or bucket? what if you made some kind of attachable tray catch or a cover to prevent your popcorn from falling out?
I understand that this is supposed to be for men but could you maybe make something for the women that watch this channel? By the way, I love your inventions!
A longer tube is always good!! 😂 This is actually really cool (pun intended) I could totally use one of these in my Jeep, my AC is ice cold, but some of the vents just don’t shoot in all the right places!!
My 1997 gmc Sierra had this. There is already a jeep accessory on the market that allows for this. Not sure what it's called or who sells it, but it attaches to a vent and has a hose you can route into the bottom of a jacket to keep warm when riding with the top off during the winter.
I would like to see a clip on attachment for car vents that you can put your fast-food in to cool it down for consumption. As it is, usually when my family gets chicken nuggets & they're too hot to eat, I end up slotting the into the gaps in the vents to try to cool.
I had to make a fake product for class a few months ago and my idea was retrofitting ball vents into modern cars.....I called it Ballzout and my tagline was "Get your Ballzout today"
Oh, god, I miss those crotch coolers! They were one of the biggest reasons I stuck with the General Motors cars in the 1980s. They were godsend for oppressively hot Texas summers!
I honestly never have seen the new broncos in person but man that is a absolutely beautiful vehicle hopefully in 25 years I can find one at a buy here pay here for a good deal with maybe 400,000 miles on it 🤞 fingers crossed lol and the invention was awesome man have a good day
You should create a pair of interface underpants to go along with this to be used with long pants. Then you could snap the cooler into the underpants through your fly. Plus it would probably look hilarious.
I 100% thought you were going to use the floor vent, since there's always a little bit of cold air that seeps through the vents, that way your jewels don't get too cold
My 1998 Cadillac had a vent under the steering column that pointed right at your crotch. I called it "The Ball Cooler" Was wonderful in the summer. Car companies definitely need to bring it back.
lmao I love that he didn't bother to change the aspect ratio on the commercial-type thing at the end, which I feel like he probably made to post to social media
Totally not unnecessary (but still awesome). We did this all the time in Iraq and I've issued my Soldiers remotely vented vests as well. Does wonders under body armor. In Alaska, we did the same with the heater to get warm air to our extremities.
This is so funny. When I was little and I would go stay the night at my friend's house, every Sunday morning driving to church, her mom would lift her dress up over the steering wheel so that the air vents would go up her dress. I was in like 6th 7th and 8th grade when me and her hung out all the time. But I swear I'll never forget that lol.
Thanks, I was driving through the Australian outback with my girlfriend a while back. She was complaining that she could smell my jewels as temperatures reached 49 degrees Celcius (120F). thank you unneccessary inventions for making things that truly matter
Hey, love your work! I was just scrolling through Aliexpress and saw that there is now a knock off Jewel Cooler for sale!! They are even using your images. Anyway, thought that was funny. Personally, i like to drive around without pants on to keep my Jewels cool!😊
Back in 2007 through 2010, I had an internet company called Blaze Customs. I had a 2006 Mazda MX-5 and my butt sweat bad driving top down. I made something like this using a vacuum hose and connected to the AC’s foot vent. It worked so well, others on “Miata Net” forums wanted one. So wife and I made it more professional and sold a bunch. Then made an air cushion you can sit on doing the same method. I’m sure old photos are still on that Forum if you search “Roadster snake or Roadster air cushion”
A green machine from back where very fun and are still amazing, although hard to find. Although it’s not the type of invention you usually make, it would be fun to create a childhood toy like the wiggle car, but for adults. And put a spin to it.
I love your inventions! Could you put a gcode to the 3d print stuff in the description for any inventions? I would totally love trying all of these out
this is NOT unnecessary.....we need this...thanks !!
who says this is unecessary?. Now we need it in the home version siting in front of the pc all day make the balls stressed and hot. someone pls invent this!
You could've called it the chilly willy!
Getting into someone’s car, “man it smells like balls in here”😂😂
It would come in handy coming back from a hot day of fishing
as a non-bejeweled individual I can tell you for sure, that when it's hot outside this is absolutely useful for the other equipment as well.
🤣
I think the term "jewel" could really apply to either equipment. The plural for male and singular for female.
Crotch Cooler!
put a Y in the tube and have a BooB Blower add on? Im dead lol
And make it smell like rotten fish for all the passengers to enjoy... no thank.
this is great. glad the family jewels can stay cool.
even my mothers
one piece reference
Matty, please don't stop making these long form videos. I know shorts give you more likes and views, but these are the real content for fans.
It's wild that 5 and 1/2 minutes is considered a long form video
Wait, so _that_ was the purpose of the vent below the steering wheel?!? I remember seeing it in my dad's old car when I was a wee lad but not once had I thought it was for the balls.
You mean the jewels? 😂
@@madeline2484 silence frenchie
I always thought it was for balls because my dad called it balls cooler.
It's a crotch cooler. Can be found in Buick grand national as well where Doug Demouro described it as a "crotch cooler" and is used for cooling the sweaty balls
@@Tr1xx silence UwU'er
Ok but why not attach it to the passenger side with a really long Jewel tube so you can cool off with both of your vents and then use the passenger one when no one else is in the car?
Make the passengers jewel cooler just recirculated air from your jewel cooler lmfao
@@Adventure_Rig “jew cooler”
@@ธามไก oooooooooof
@@ธามไก thanks for the save my guy
@@ธามไก and jewel air chamber
It's like an air freshener that makes your car smell ballsy.
Please make a machine that mixes your AMC Theatres Popcorn 🍿.
The butter and salt is always on top.
I need something I can take with me to the theaters to help me with my issue.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
See this is too necessary for him to do. Seriously this should already be a buyable product
@@becca8858 I feared the same thought.
I just have them add butter half way and they mix it up then add the second half and add butter on top
Idea: make pants pockets see through so that robbers can see that you don’t have anything for them to steal
*Edit for an extension of the idea by Arjun* making it a double layer pocket so that the pocket appears transparent and looks like there’s nothing there, but there is a secret inner pocket where you can actually keep your stuff. And if you want to overengineer it like crazy, consider using those mirror magic boxes that make things “disappear” or appear “invisible” for inspiration
will be a best seller in NYC.
Just to add to this excellent idea, how about making it a double layer pocket so that the pocket appears transparent and looks like there’s nothing there, but there is a secret inner pocket where you can actually keep your stuff. And if you want to overengineer it like crazy, consider using those mirror magic boxes that make things “disappear” or appear “invisible” for inspiration
@@Coolarj10 ooh even better
Especially useful in Califonia!
unless you actually do have something like a wallet or phone in ur pockets
Jewel cooler 2.0 should include a circular damper built into the case so you could reduce the amount of air flow to your jewels for those hot summer days where you want max ac but will eventually freeze your nads.
If its that cold take the tube out right?
Make it an iris style valve
This is actually really smart for small cars that don’t have air vents in the backseats.
There's actually a product available for that, but it's expensive. I just used a phone mount clipped to my air vent to hold a flexible rain gutter extension that dumped cold air in the back seat for my service dog. 😂
I have a hyundai eon that doesn't have a air vent in the backseats
You forgot an I in the title
Edit: Why are there so many likes???
+1
We do not care
@@cocollelo I do
He actually doesnt identify with any pronoun
Yep
My boss and I were driving in extreme heat and long story short we invented a way to do this exact thing. One a year we still text each other when it’s hot outside. Thanks for the video and the laugh!
4:05 now the whole car smells like balls 😂
I’d suggest altering the face plate so that the hose connection is facing down and then get a slightly longer hose so that it isn’t so in the way.
Add a slot to slide in a little tree air reshner at the vent, just to mask the scent of recirculating crotch air perhaps.. not going to be perfect but may help if in enclosed space with others .. overall great design. Awesome vid
LMAO "recirculating crotch air"
Lol. The sweaty ball smell. Fantastic on first dates lol.
🤢
I was thinking the same thing!! He needs an outlet that vents the jewel-cooled air outside.
My god. Recirculating Crotch… my next band name.
This guy never fails to make us laugh
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok than shut the hell up, if you want nobody to read your stuff, than shut up
This would be great for car seats! I love the magnet idea you can magnet on to the vent and then have the tube run to the back seat for the kids.
How do you embed the magnets inside the print ? Glue ? Or just holes from the back side
We actually have one of those for our kid, it is called a noggle, and it works great.
Some mazda vehicles have air conditioned seats. You flip a switch & the car pumps cold air through the seat cushions/back rest.
@@iplop Most modern cars do lol.
Some printers you can have it stop mid print so you can embed screw taps ot other things inside the print before finishing the print. But glue also works
My car has ventilated seat
So, I think the one improvement that could have been made was doing an elbow joint so the hose was pointed down and not in your way as you're turning the steering wheel.
the vent adapter should be more conic shaped in order to take advantage of all the air blown
you can see he used an existing part instead of printing it all. But yes. If he designed and printed it all it would definitley be more "ergonomical"
Make a video that fully describes how you do this process. Like a 4 hour video (or however long the process takes) on ur CAD Modeling Process with no cuts so we can completely see how it's done. I think it would be helpful. Also it would be interesting to see you do something with drones.
Yeah cause he would do that…that’s a lot of work and who would actually watch the whole thing
@@ejo354 Well he wouldn't have to do as much editing since it plainly showing his entire process so it is easier in that one aspect. Of course it comes with its own problems but it's still a new idea that he can do. for your second point, I think in general less people would watch it since most people are here just to see the cool inventions but it would really benefit the people who genuinely are interested in creating inventions but are not able to because they don't know how to do certain things.
@@xx-jk1iq good point
Like I said on Reddit, "DO use air-recirculation if someone you really hate lets you borrow their car."
Your winch should have a remote (either wired or wireless). If it's wired, plug it in under flip up the cap on the top of the winch, to the right of where it says Warn. The silver knob on the top is the clutch. Also, you really should take up the slack that has your hook hanging OR secure it so it won't flap around.
Dude you should sell more of your inventions that you make I would buy them
I thought this channel was about unnecessary inventions? As a man, this is DEFINITELY necessary. Sitting on the jewels for hours at a time, sticking to the side of your legs (excuse the grossness 😂) this would be a life saver to men around the world! This is a truck drivers dream. 👍🏼 great video brother!
I would 1000000000000000% buy this. This is INCREDIBLY necessary
Missed a perfect opportunity to have named it the “testicool” 😂
World needs people like you..
There has been this device for decades. It is called the Cool Cop. It was made to blow cool air into a police officer's bulletproof vest while he was in the car.
Yep had one also used it to cool the kennel in the back for my k9 on 100 plus days
We’re cooling our balls with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Idea: For me I’m always in a rush to get to work and don’t have time to make myself breakfast, you should make a cup that can cook and feed you breakfast like a thermos (whenever you drink you can flip a switch to get either OJ or your cooked food like bacon and eggs etc.)
I would love to see this happen!
I remember my friends parents had an 80s Oldsmobile with the nut blower vent. At the time I thought it was the coolest thing to have ever existed in a car.
Here's something: You know how movie theater workers always give you too much popcorn to the point where it overflows out of your bag or bucket? what if you made some kind of attachable tray catch or a cover to prevent your popcorn from falling out?
I understand that this is supposed to be for men but could you maybe make something for the women that watch this channel? By the way, I love your inventions!
A longer tube is always good!! 😂 This is actually really cool (pun intended) I could totally use one of these in my Jeep, my AC is ice cold, but some of the vents just don’t shoot in all the right places!!
Weird that Ford doesn’t offer cooled seats on the Bronco but it does on the Mustang. Ball coolers are still a thing they are just more discreet.
My 1997 gmc Sierra had this. There is already a jeep accessory on the market that allows for this. Not sure what it's called or who sells it, but it attaches to a vent and has a hose you can route into the bottom of a jacket to keep warm when riding with the top off during the winter.
I love how it just sticks straight into your shorts
I would like to see a clip on attachment for car vents that you can put your fast-food in to cool it down for consumption.
As it is, usually when my family gets chicken nuggets & they're too hot to eat, I end up slotting the into the gaps in the vents to try to cool.
At five below they have vent mounts for fries and ketchup containers already.
My first car had vents like that on both sides of the front seat. Made a huge difference in the summer (there was no AC in that car).
I had to make a fake product for class a few months ago and my idea was retrofitting ball vents into modern cars.....I called it Ballzout and my tagline was "Get your Ballzout today"
Dude, I love FORD Broncos. They're my favorite car ever. Now one of my favorite youtubers has one, that's even more amazing.
@Jarred Kiser IKR
1:13 yes the edit that is necessary for videos to be good now, would like to see more of these in the future.
Oh, god, I miss those crotch coolers! They were one of the biggest reasons I stuck with the General Motors cars in the 1980s. They were godsend for oppressively hot Texas summers!
You should make a chandelier with wind chimes that chime every hour
You don't understand how much we need this. Pls sell it now!
I honestly never have seen the new broncos in person but man that is a absolutely beautiful vehicle hopefully in 25 years I can find one at a buy here pay here for a good deal with maybe 400,000 miles on it 🤞 fingers crossed lol and the invention was awesome man have a good day
Hey man what’s the smell? - some dude that was in his car
You should create a pair of interface underpants to go along with this to be used with long pants. Then you could snap the cooler into the underpants through your fly. Plus it would probably look hilarious.
even more unnecessary
@@unbroken_lynx8900 exactly :-)
I think he forgot to put "I” in the title
I 100% thought you were going to use the floor vent, since there's always a little bit of cold air that seeps through the vents, that way your jewels don't get too cold
Not a bad idea but it's the prince of the cursed inventions
That's brilliant definitely going to clear the farts out of your pants faster to share with the wife and kids 🤣🤣
Lmao
Well, i guess it really is a "blast from the past"
How about a radio controlled Tidy Bowl boat? For the toilet tank
Lmao I knew what it was instantly. The good ol 90s ball chiller
Would have liked it to be a bit more discreet. Should have made an attachment for the vent that points to your feet.
Need this in the shop please😂
Do you need to hang an air freshener off the other pant leg for.....the bad days lol
For women it would be called “the clam fan”
Make this portalable
A popcorn bowl that moves away from your hand once you have had enough
Or ig it doesn’t have to be popcorn but any food so that you do not over eat
This is not unnecessary 😂
YES! Perfect! Just what I need for the summer!!!!
"Is A molecule A word" made me laugh my lungs out.
We need this more than you know.
What happened to the automatic seatbelt in the cars and why did it die out?
My 1998 Cadillac had a vent under the steering column that pointed right at your crotch. I called it "The Ball Cooler" Was wonderful in the summer. Car companies definitely need to bring it back.
Bro got the bronco 🥶🥶🥶
lmao I love that he didn't bother to change the aspect ratio on the commercial-type thing at the end, which I feel like he probably made to post to social media
yes urganomical is a word meaning: relating to or designed for efficiency and comfort in the working environment
This is phenomenal!!! 👏👏👏👏
You should make a portable couch
Totally not unnecessary (but still awesome). We did this all the time in Iraq and I've issued my Soldiers remotely vented vests as well. Does wonders under body armor.
In Alaska, we did the same with the heater to get warm air to our extremities.
This is so funny. When I was little and I would go stay the night at my friend's house, every Sunday morning driving to church, her mom would lift her dress up over the steering wheel so that the air vents would go up her dress. I was in like 6th 7th and 8th grade when me and her hung out all the time. But I swear I'll never forget that lol.
i feel like everyone is thinking the same thing, the road head machine. lol
Thanks, I was driving through the Australian outback with my girlfriend a while back. She was complaining that she could smell my jewels as temperatures reached 49 degrees Celcius (120F). thank you unneccessary inventions for making things that truly matter
I used to see you on Reddit. I was just thinking "what happened to the unnecessary inventions guy?" You are clearly doing well. Love it!
This guy's will be in the tv show for inventions
I love that my car still has it. Works so well!
…the smell of ball moisture… lol
Hey, love your work! I was just scrolling through Aliexpress and saw that there is now a knock off Jewel Cooler for sale!! They are even using your images. Anyway, thought that was funny.
Personally, i like to drive around without pants on to keep my Jewels cool!😊
Back in 2007 through 2010, I had an internet company called Blaze Customs.
I had a 2006 Mazda MX-5 and my butt sweat bad driving top down.
I made something like this using a vacuum hose and connected to the AC’s foot vent.
It worked so well, others on “Miata Net” forums wanted one. So wife and I made it more professional and sold a bunch.
Then made an air cushion you can sit on doing the same method. I’m sure old photos are still on that Forum if you search “Roadster snake or Roadster air cushion”
Now That's What I Call A "CLAM SLAM"!
Somebody Got On They Hoochie Daddy Shorts 😏😂
This is not unnecessary dude this is amazing
It needs 2 vents bro.. One jewel is going to be way cooler than the other😂!!
A green machine from back where very fun and are still amazing, although hard to find. Although it’s not the type of invention you usually make, it would be fun to create a childhood toy like the wiggle car, but for adults. And put a spin to it.
This is not the Bejeweled I was expecting.
I love your inventions! Could you put a gcode to the 3d print stuff in the description for any inventions? I would totally love trying all of these out
Love it. Thanks for making me and my jewels so much happier! 😂
integrated inline basket + potpourrie = next level jewel freshness
in winter re-print it but make i the "jewel warmer"
You need to add a magnetic portable fan for jewel cooling at home, in the office and more.
My '99 GMC C1500 had the ball chiller vent. It was great. Wish I still had that truck.
4:09 that's when I realized, this guy reminds me a lot to Andy Bernard in The Office
Can you make a laser pointer finger tip that turns on when you point at something?
I need some thing that cools my pillow down as I can not get to sleep when it is not