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@@lakyoliah6 Yeah, but what's even more sad is that It's already happening! Some people have no food, water, shelter, clothes etc. And while many people with precious hearts do anything they can to help there are also many people without a soul that do nothing and sometimes even make the situation worse or make the person feel horrible about themselves and basically just let a living human being sit there with litteraly nothing and possibly no one and die (sorry if that was too harsh, but it's true) which makes me sick! Humanity declined these past years which isn't good! We need to better ourselves! Not only us but for the people and animals around us! ._.
Monster legends: sponsor? Lannan: sure Lannan:Hey i heard that some youtubers got their own monsters and.. Monster legends: dont be greedy were basically feeding you
7:55 those are chum salmon trying to run up river. It looks like it flooded so it is messing with their mind and they think up the road is the stream they were born in. Salmon will run up and spawn the exact stream they were born in
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LazarBeam lol lmao
LazarBeam 😂
LazarBeam hi first
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@Eleanor Luke need your social security number, your mom's credit card number and home address? Get some free vbucks.
*WOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE*
I think i have hyfil
Hello grandson. I thought I kicked you from the family 569 years ago😐 anyway good to see ya
"This is what dying feels like, with mourning included!"
50% guarantee
That’s why I’m never getting at girlfriend at 12 years old. 😂
Bro I’m 16 and still never had 1
@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm dang. I can’t complain, but how?
@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm same me 2
@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm yeah. Study is most important and you need as much time as possible. Any free time should ideally be spent on gaming
It’s 69 likes, I shall make it 70! *Phoenix Wright ace attorney pointing*
Lazarbeam - like
Ninja- reply
Shut up you’re annoying
69 likes
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6:47 I knew it would be an Ali-A intro. Lol
Who Wouldn't
How the hell did he call Dumbledore fricking Gandalf
Cuz he doesn't care.
I hate him for that but yet I still watch him
Fucking nerds
@DriftTheRift I didn't say "he" was a nerd I said "y'all" you all are nerds. ALL of you.
I remember being 12.
Glad that's over.
I wish I had a meme as prime minister...
Yes I'm Australian...
GET OVER IT!!!!!
Alfred T 1 word
*S T R A W B E R R Y*
Im aussie to lol
Lazarbeam for meme prime minister
K
we do
"Food is just a dark humor. Not everyone gets it."
phc12 really
That's honestly really true, sad, but true! Not everyone gets food ;(
dark and funny
phc12 omg LOL
@@lakyoliah6
Yeah, but what's even more sad is that It's already happening! Some people have no food, water, shelter, clothes etc. And while many people with precious hearts do anything they can to help there are also many people without a soul that do nothing and sometimes even make the situation worse or make the person feel horrible about themselves and basically just let a living human being sit there with litteraly nothing and possibly no one and die (sorry if that was too harsh, but it's true) which makes me sick!
Humanity declined these past years which isn't good! We need to better ourselves! Not only us but for the people and animals around us! ._.
Lazarbeam:You gotta love the realism of battlefield.
Plane running into a horse and being fine.
Whenever I'm depressed(which is always), I can always count on Lazar to laugh my ass off
who?
@@sway5368 dont do it.
I made LazarBeam sing In My Feelings!
What should he sing next? :D
my name jeff
Just stop
u copyd sam dubs but i dont care if u do me yayz
I wanna take u to a gay bar
You copycat bitch just stop
who's better
lazarbeam = like
muselk = comment
Both
Both
Lazarbeam
Muselk
Both
8:14 me when I'm the last member of my squad
Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious and also amazing*
By god... it’s been years since I’ve seen a lazarbum make a vid that’s not about fortnite... our savior has returned
Yeah um yeah a week ago
but ya still gotta love the fortnite vids , i love them all
Fortnite's been out for barely a year buddy.
lylaq no shit Sherlock
ima sub to you be cuz of that joke
7:15 season 7 in a nutshell
what's the song, also i agree
Blue Saber Ninja sorry I don't know :(
Don't know why I didn't think of this. good job I agree
Plushie Madness64 thanks!
What’s the song?
3:02 was a nice throwback to the OG Nintendo Games
The one that said: hear that? It’s the fresh sound of ✨money✨; you know it really said Mr Crabs 😭🤚
I honestly love the American jokes even though I’m American 😂💀
Addie and Kayla i mean, we deserve it lol... we did elect Trump as President. Only country on earth that would elect a meme as president
@@everydaffodil5344 Agreed
Me too
When the sun came up and he said the potential for that, I knew he was going to do Ali a music
That was do funny
Lol I read this in a spongebob voice I thought it was that song at first
I love how he insults 12 year olds when I’m 12 and most of his audience is too and we’re just ok with it. Cause it’s true
Exactly
Copied James Thompson.
I love how you copied someone’s comment and just reworded it to make it look different
This confirms the existence of the lazarbeam comment cinematic universe
13 over here
Who watching this in 2024
Me😅
Yo
OH YE BRO
Me
Me
"Show em how american you are!"
*head punches*
NOW THAT IS AN AMERICAN!
Yes
I love the boy who cried like a kettle when his electronical decice was 'broken'.
It was a 3DS.
@@FNAFfan001happy now
When
Y-Y-YOU BROKE IIYT
I've had an absolute shit day and I needed this. Thanks a lot, Lazar!
the nostalgia that this video brings is insane
6:10 crap she found out welp im screwed
HAVE FUN WITH HER
RYAN
TemPen 2020
Hafff fuuun ryaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnny
HaVe FuN rYaN
Welp???
Lady: What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?
Me: *Yeets kid off of a roller coaster*
It started exactly when I read this lol
Same lol
Rude
i Hdez It’s just a joke
the one with the newspaper and dark-fader was legit funny XD
The Carrie fisher one almost had me laughing, that was close
Monster legends: sponsor?
Lannan: sure
Lannan:Hey i heard that some youtubers got their own monsters and..
Monster legends: dont be greedy were basically feeding you
lazerbeam needs his food...
XD
He has a Lazarbeam dragon in Dragon City
You know that they gave him a script because when he was talking about monster legends he didn’t curse
FACTS!
.
It bc they sometimes turn into ads...
True, it isn't Lazarbeam without cuss words
LoL
Im rewatching cuz I want that nostalgia feeling
Legend has it he's still watching them to this very day
Listen super close because at 7:36 at the NASA spinning part it says "suck my ****"
friendly Creeper what song is it I need answers
NUGGET NUGGET it's loituma astronaut
What a bloody legend.
@@bentleyyanez1304 nugget will make the nugget cave
I heard it loud and clear thx for telling me
4:50
You forget, Harry Potter was in the UK, not America.
None of the Muggles had AKs or RPGs.
9:00 aww thanks man ❤ we love you too
7:15
The sound he makes is right on the beat
MistaFisha its my favourite song
What is that song
Seven nation army
Lannan's face though
I swear the bee guy is literally every single super villain at the same time
Exactly
Hi, I guess
Why are we here still?😂
@@datichikovani390 idk
That kid with the broken camera had no more blood in his veins just pure fear
It was so much better with White and nerdy playing in the background.
9:14 fresh did what
I love how Lazarbeam just insults 12 year olds and I'm a 12 year old just shaking my head agreeing with him
James Thompson lol you have 12 likes too
@@zhonxina7049 Lol
@Klxtzy I didn't even notice I spelt it wrong thanks for telling me
@Klxtzy Hahahahaha
AgE rEvEaL
I used to play monster legends like 4 years ago when you showed it on the screen the nostalgia hit like a train
I was more of a dragon city fellow
I still play occasionally, still have a 2013 master trophy
Me too
Same bro
Same
Bro that cry when the kid shot the gel gun at the iPod it was so funny 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
4:10 the forbidden telly tubbies
3:06 nah mate, that's called Lag!
Nope it's called logic
Who else was here when lazarbeam use to play T.A.B.S and all those battle simulator games😭😭😭
*I miss this types of vids*
Meeee
Me too 😣😣😣😭😭😭😭😢😢
Y U bully me
Learn how to spell learn how to spell with SAFESPELL
Shut up
This was amazing
When that one lizard started getting freaky with that other lizard and lazarbeam said get em mate I was dying laughing
Thank god for the paid promotion or we would not have hit 10 minutes boi
Jacob Elskamp lol
He would have watched a few more dumb shit
There aren’t any mid-roll ads, anyway.
Yeet
Could have been 4 seconds shorter
Who else is watching this during a world pandemic XD
Me , I am dying from boredom other than LAZAR
Me to because I am so damn bored
Bssj
Me
Me
3:53 my name is Carter too!🤣😂🤣😂
Same😭
Ephesians 3:16
16 I pray that out of his glorious riches he may strengthen you with power through his Spirit in your inner being,
5:38 How are 3 9 year olds not smart enough to know that an airsoft gun will crack a screen.
lol they were 12
HEY LAZARBUM THE ISLAND IS MOVING NOW YOU CAN ENTER THANOS'S BUTHOLE
@James Liam B0T
Begone bot
@@tidepodeater9368 lmao
Super johnny papa actived
@@tidepodeater9368 Begone fake Justin Y
Lazar: we will get to the dumb stuff in one second
Me: One
I love the joke : who else have nuts you do🤣🤣🤣
4:31 he’s like “what you say about me punk”
Lannan's back with the ylyl finally
Hooray
Jasmine Nicole gbbmjimjnntb mgtybyhnnggubhg bnb h joy ngnhvbbhyyjjbnuuu
0:56 is where the sponsor ends
Your welcome
I'm 12 and I will willingly admit that we are idiots trying out dumb stuff before being called out on it for being teenagers
At 2:42 does anyone hear him say green scween
Yes
Yee
Yup
Yws
Ye
I feel like one of these videos should be Lannan re doing these 😂
lol
Ann Evans you fucking FAKE
Congrats on the movie!!!🥳
Lazer: Alright. You Laugh You lose.
First Video: Baby Birds screaming in song
Lazer: BAHAHAHAHHAHA
3:03
How LazarBeam felt after holding a girl’s hand.
When he sees his crush break up with her boyfriend.
4:12 when they get back together
Girl: have fun with her ryan
Lazerbeam: yeah ryan
Me:my name is ryan though
Haha I give a shit
Relatable
That's soo funny 😂😂😂
Same
As a Harry Potter fan it is so aggravating watching him call Dumbledore, Gandalf
Love the wired al song in the background 😊
7:03 me when your friend watches allia
6:08 dam she found out
Mi6633 R oh shieeettt
Found the Chanel while drunk still am but this is good shit
That child in front of you one got me
I watch his old videos just to smile sometmes
Same
SAME
Jeremy Hodnett so did I
Same
Same
Bring back lazer beam pridicts
malachi baartz yessssss I miss that so much
Og hangout?
Been preaching that, he needs to listen!
Okay, I just want to know, what is the video at 6:55?
1:51 I guess this is why peace was never an opinion
Lazarbeam:*gets sponsored*
Everyone:*surprised pikachu faces*
when i heard "sponsored by monster legends" i didnt hear legends and i was like damn he just got sponsored by monster...
Opf same here. I just thought Wtf
Lazabumbum is awesome like if you agree
HES A BLOODY LEGEND
Chuck_ Lloyd ok
Chuck_ Lloyd Hi twin
Road to 500 subscribers without videos challenge. Hi
Road to 500 subscribers without videos challenge. i sub to u twin sub to me
Fuck yea
How he presented the sponsor 🤣😂🤣
He shot Harry Potter!🤣😂😝
9:28 lazarbeam says he loves bees too much, later in 2019 he is the king of bees
As a twelve year old I can confirm that everyone, me included, is crappy.
Evan Zepp As a 11 year old thats one month away from being 12, i can confirm that everyone is crappy including me
Being 12 sucks- relationships at this age is pretty much like having a friend you don't actually do anything-
Yeowjappo (DO NOT ASK)
5:47 I respect the shirt
"To get to the other side" funniest part of the video
6:20
Me, who just turned 13: I know, right
Aye so truw
So true so true
Same
Lazar: Gandalf
Harry Potter fans: T R I G G E R E D
I’m an LOTR fanboi and I got triggered
I'm harry potter and lotr fan and I threw my phone at a wall when I heard what lazarbeam said
As a potterhead i can confirm
Lazarbeam " Galdalf"..... Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings Fans. WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!!?
He will kill them first
bro I was watching UA-cam shorts not knowing this was playing and on every video I scrolled to it just played this and was so confused😂
Lazar saying awww to that kid crying me just laughing my eyes out
6:48 imagine puting rick roll in there
LMAO YES
69 LIKES
I dont get it
@@LowIQIsaiah if you don't get it you are a p o t a t o
Seth james
6:59 my little brother when he eats a lemon
7:55 those are chum salmon trying to run up river. It looks like it flooded so it is messing with their mind and they think up the road is the stream they were born in. Salmon will run up and spawn the exact stream they were born in
8:26 made me spat out my friggin milk while tryna eat cookies
Who else downloads the games just to get lannan the ca$h
Me
I have the game already
It doesn't work like that
Jokes on you I already got it
Lannan*
4:47 Hunting Game on PC. Press T to inspect the wizard.
Overwaych best game omg and that play bro dang and the kid with the broken camera looks like the Billy from the polar express
When you're 12 everybody hates each other
A non fortnite lazerbum video this is christmas!!!
Jasmine Aidan srsly f you ur stupid
Like in the good old times...
Bendy/Sammy/tails/Alice The good demons 2 and your even more stupid if you thinks that’s not a bot hah
Hell ya
Lol