I'm neurodivergent and I work at a grocery store. It takes me a long time and a shit ton of mistakes, to understand basic things. Basically, I'm a massive dumb ass. I've already broken so many things, made things worse in attempts to fix mistakes and infinitely disappointed my manager. I wish I could say I'm stupid on purpose, but I'm legit doing my best. I'm watching this for cautionary purposes. 😂💀
I was considering tattooing, 'the Wreck of the Hesperis. My hands have diabetic peripheral neuropathy...i drop dishes, set things down that that will avalanche and fall...feet are numb i trip, hurt my feet and not know it....point? You are not alone, my good person.
Update: guess what yall, I just got replaced. There's no room for me in the schedule anymore due to all the newly hired employees who are cheaper than me. They tolerated me for a whole year. That's a record! On to unintentionally ruin the next job (hoping I find one.)
Оххх ребята, а я работодатель с такими криворукими рукожопами, бывает, но я умней я их сразу на другого сотрудника спихиваю учить, хоть могу и сам и лучше, чем он😂
OH MAN... My day brightened right up watching this thing. Nonstop laughing. I can relate to that fire extinguisher. Though it was a 4' tall oxygen tank torpedo that impaled itself into a garage wall.
29:54 I'm fairly sure those boards were made of sheetrock/drywall between the aerodynamics and how easily they snapped into pieces on impact with everything else.
That feel fryer accident is HORRIFYING !!! My aunt did the exact same thing when she was a teenager, except it was a plastic bucket that melted at the bottom and gushed out everywhere and caused her 2ns and third degree burns when she slipped and fell into the pool of oil.
The guy driving the tractor into the pond is claiming it got stolen for insurance payout. In SE NC the ponds are full of combines and tractors makes good brim fishing though.
This video proves my point about why men get paid more than women in general. I didn't see NOT one woman on all these jobs other than the delivery driver.
Trades jobs are high demand because few are willing apply and train for due to their high physical demand. Men usually apply for these jobs, I’ll give you that, but what does that have to do with the fact a female lawyer could be paid less than a male lawyer, for example?
I like the effort Akimbo puts into his videos, but a healthy dose of real work experience would not go amiss. Another thing I have learned the hard way: If you pull on a tree, it will always go 90 degrees from the direction wanted
Other channels mess up really funny videos by putting in unnecessary commentary. Akimbo scratches that all out and I end up laughing more at his narration than the video 😂
40:52 a steep, icy road can do that even with a handbrake, running motor and aggressive use of the bake pedal. My colleague once had this problem with a company van. Scary stuff
the car with the cement i have seen a lot of that while working at Lowes hardware, my favorite was the guy wanted to put a 600lb metal shed on top of his Prius and the person loading 500lb of pavers into her car then hitting a bump over by the PetSmart and having her axels snap
And, those circular saws along with wood and cords, they are real good at almost cutting my leg worse than it did. Almost 25/30 staples from mid- thigh to my knee cap. Not a fun day.
8:16 I’ll be honest here. So Imma private contractor and back when I was just starting out, we were remodeling a huge apartment building. It had sat over the winter all abandoned and all the pipes had frozen. So when we started fixing them I made the mistake of hooking up the hot water to the toilet. But it honestly turned out to be the absolute best possible mistake that I’ve ever made. So now I’ve done it to my house and a number of other customers as well. Because NOBODY likes to sit down on a freezing seat, especially when you are half asleep! So by hooking up to the hot rather than the cold line. It makes it soooo much more comfortable quite frankly!! There’s not much that’s nicer than plopping down on a nice warm seat in the middle of winter!! It’ll honestly change your whole dumping experience for the better!! Then you can always switch over to the cold water line in the summer if you like. Just run both lines together and have a shark bite shut off valve on each. Then just switch at will. Trust me, it’s a complete game changer!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼💯
25:32 Aw, jeeze. Bad idea, mate. Several years ago I in the emergency department waiting to be seen when a man came in covered in blood holding up a hand which was wrapped in a bloody towel. In his other hand he clutched a ziplock bag with three of his fingers inside. He had been doing the same thing with his lawnmower as this clown (but it was a heavy full-sized petrol lawnmower, not a light electric mower as this guy is using), and he had tried to lift the mower vertically up to cut a high section of hedge, lost his grip, and instinctively reached out to try and catch it as it fell. One, two, three fingers cut off. He was ushered through immediately. I have no idea if they were able to reattach his digits. So yeah, please don’t try this at home, kids!
snake stuck in hole stealing an egg. how did they get footage of the bull snake that got stuck in a side hole in my engine bay? XD no lie, that actually happened, had to destroy my tire well to take its head off, poor snake.
The worst part is the people that drop their phones into the deep fryer. Those fuckers are violating so many regulations when it comes to working with groceries, they need to be fired on the spot. It's one thing if you're the waiter and merely carry the plates. But the cook? Hell no! He is touching his screen with his gloves, the screen I guarantee you he didn't sanitize before working. I don't think I need to tell you how dangerous that stuff can get if you work in a kitchen. Absolutely not made for that job!
0:25 She wasn't an "idiot at work", she clearly was trying to be careful but she slipped. But hey, guess that next time you suffer an incident you can now consider youself an idiot then.
31:22 AKA "Lets set up all of the glass displays like dominoes just in case there's an earthquake, or someone knocks one over so we can have some added entertainment!"
I'm neurodivergent and I work at a grocery store. It takes me a long time and a shit ton of mistakes, to understand basic things. Basically, I'm a massive dumb ass. I've already broken so many things, made things worse in attempts to fix mistakes and infinitely disappointed my manager. I wish I could say I'm stupid on purpose, but I'm legit doing my best. I'm watching this for cautionary purposes. 😂💀
Watch the movie Trainwreck, my life as an idiot, you’ll feel just peachy
I was considering tattooing, 'the Wreck of the Hesperis. My hands have diabetic peripheral neuropathy...i drop dishes, set things down that that will avalanche and fall...feet are numb i trip, hurt my feet and not know it....point? You are not alone, my good person.
It'll be aight.😄
Update: guess what yall, I just got replaced. There's no room for me in the schedule anymore due to all the newly hired employees who are cheaper than me. They tolerated me for a whole year. That's a record! On to unintentionally ruin the next job (hoping I find one.)
Оххх ребята, а я работодатель с такими криворукими рукожопами, бывает, но я умней я их сразу на другого сотрудника спихиваю учить, хоть могу и сам и лучше, чем он😂
23:40 The "strange" hug was the understandably worried rider making sure his mechanic wasn't hurt. Then he hugged him for reals.
I’m sick, but laughter is the best medicine
I am sick also but you are right . Laughter is the best medicine.
Hope you both feel better soon! 🤒😷🤕
hello my friends!
Except for broken ribs
I have a bad chest and can't laugh without coughing ✌
This video helped me more than all my medicines.😂❤
The commentary is completely unnecessary and forced me to turn off after a few minutes. Let the clips speak for themselves
nah, they should keep the commentary i think
@@greencumulonlover6988a😊
Definitely.
I tried what you suggested and this video was definitely more enjoyable with the sound turned off.
0:38 *BANG* "Did you mean to do that?" "Yeah." Me whenever I do something stupid
OH MAN...
My day brightened right up watching this thing.
Nonstop laughing.
I can relate to that fire extinguisher. Though it was a 4' tall oxygen tank torpedo that impaled itself into a garage wall.
29:04 She's definitely under the influence!
36:29 Never seen a blowout preventer work before nor the mess a blowout leaves behind.
29:54 I'm fairly sure those boards were made of sheetrock/drywall between the aerodynamics and how easily they snapped into pieces on impact with everything else.
I'm sure those are styrofoam panels, used for insulation.
How does the camera man know about all these incidents before it happens ?😂😂
Seems like 90% of people these days pull their phone cameras out for anything.
@@arekay6014 wtf. 99% of this are fake.
@@override7486 Still funny
That feel fryer accident is HORRIFYING !!! My aunt did the exact same thing when she was a teenager, except it was a plastic bucket that melted at the bottom and gushed out everywhere and caused her 2ns and third degree burns when she slipped and fell into the pool of oil.
Thanks for your best content. ❤
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 😊
Happy new year 2024 , may you all be blessed🙏🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤❤❤
One day, I want to see someone calculate all the damage cost from these videos.
I was thinking the same, a waste of money and, which is even worse, resources!
The guy driving the tractor into the pond is claiming it got stolen for insurance payout. In SE NC the ponds are full of combines and tractors makes good brim fishing though.
3:10 The interaction with the backwards helmet guy was so wholesome 😭😭 lol 😂
"we tried to reach out to the man who DIED"
excuse me, *what?*
👍👍
Lawak di Malaysia 🇲🇾 pon ada 😅😍
The instant regret of deciding to microwave fish for lunch. Office reactions ranged from disgust to evacuation!
37:59 Anyone else think “Mooooooo” then the tractor flipped?
This video proves my point about why men get paid more than women in general. I didn't see NOT one woman on all these jobs other than the delivery driver.
Trades jobs are high demand because few are willing apply and train for due to their high physical demand. Men usually apply for these jobs, I’ll give you that, but what does that have to do with the fact a female lawyer could be paid less than a male lawyer, for example?
@@mmk9480 show me a female lawyer that does the same exact job, same hours, same amount of clients as a male lawyer that gets paid less.
Because women don't F it up, therefore not appearing in these videos. 😂
8:31
He's not an idiot... he's improvising😂
I like the effort Akimbo puts into his videos, but a healthy dose of real work experience would not go amiss.
Another thing I have learned the hard way: If you pull on a tree, it will always go 90 degrees from the direction wanted
The horse ambulance tho 17:15 😂
13:58 never ever gets old😂
but 27:00 "dentist" and 14:06 "when you buy a new piece of construction tamper equipment" got me!
Neither will the kid XD
Was that Alex Baldwin with that firearm
"How not to have a relaxing beer on the job" 49:07 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁😅🤣😂
I moved from full time to part time just to stop pissing my boss off and to interact with him less cuz im not lying when i say he scares me
Other channels mess up really funny videos by putting in unnecessary commentary. Akimbo scratches that all out and I end up laughing more at his narration than the video 😂
Are you nuts? OP won't shut the eff up.
I can't decide which part was the funniest, it's all hilarious!
Dang. I never knew fire extinguishers have so much pressure inside.
40:52 a steep, icy road can do that even with a handbrake, running motor and aggressive use of the bake pedal. My colleague once had this problem with a company van. Scary stuff
I love how the restaurant sets your yummy food right on the garbage before serving it!
18:35 and I am reminded of... _The Jetsons._ HEPL, anyone?
Thank you always making good content.
the car with the cement i have seen a lot of that while working at Lowes hardware, my favorite was the guy wanted to put a 600lb metal shed on top of his Prius and the person loading 500lb of pavers into her car then hitting a bump over by the PetSmart and having her axels snap
Il y a la manque de logique,VOYEZ-VOUS LE résultat..😢Bonjour le dégât 😮😮FIN La TRISTESSE 😢.
Getting sprayed with that brown snow must feel soooo nice 😂
The Forklifter who put the 600kg in the Car was one hell of a Job
I love the Packagedriver from 32:12 XD
My favourite...
Eu mananc seminte si scap de pofta de dulce:)
And, those circular saws along with wood and cords, they are real good at almost cutting my leg worse than it did. Almost 25/30 staples from mid- thigh to my knee cap. Not a fun day.
3:31 🚣♂️🤣😅😆😁😄🤣😅😆😁😄
15:17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*"HEYAAAAATTT!!!"*
16:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
17:17 😆🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
42:15 Learn the lesson, "Iron mike"; there's always, always a tougher stud.
"This video is my laughter therapy after days overrun by 'total idiots at work.' It's like hitting the refresh button on my mood!"
ive been waiting for this
3:26 the *dong* sound said it all 💀💀💀
yall using old clips so much that u gotta get a blue filter cuz someones already posted it 3 million times
Next time just put the videos and ditch the comments
nah, he should keep the commentary i think
8:16 I’ll be honest here. So Imma private contractor and back when I was just starting out, we were remodeling a huge apartment building. It had sat over the winter all abandoned and all the pipes had frozen. So when we started fixing them I made the mistake of hooking up the hot water to the toilet. But it honestly turned out to be the absolute best possible mistake that I’ve ever made. So now I’ve done it to my house and a number of other customers as well. Because NOBODY likes to sit down on a freezing seat, especially when you are half asleep! So by hooking up to the hot rather than the cold line. It makes it soooo much more comfortable quite frankly!! There’s not much that’s nicer than plopping down on a nice warm seat in the middle of winter!! It’ll honestly change your whole dumping experience for the better!! Then you can always switch over to the cold water line in the summer if you like. Just run both lines together and have a shark bite shut off valve on each. Then just switch at will. Trust me, it’s a complete game changer!!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼💯
love this site. Really funny. Hilarious commentary .
14:35 😂
4:53 this is Budd Light, no one was going to drink it, so no loss here.
After a long and exhauisting day this video helped me relax. 😂
I usualy do h*roin to relax. Good to see some normal people.
"The Work Industry"
table jumpscare 12:57
Truly made my day 😂
25:32 Aw, jeeze. Bad idea, mate. Several years ago I in the emergency department waiting to be seen when a man came in covered in blood holding up a hand which was wrapped in a bloody towel. In his other hand he clutched a ziplock bag with three of his fingers inside. He had been doing the same thing with his lawnmower as this clown (but it was a heavy full-sized petrol lawnmower, not a light electric mower as this guy is using), and he had tried to lift the mower vertically up to cut a high section of hedge, lost his grip, and instinctively reached out to try and catch it as it fell. One, two, three fingers cut off. He was ushered through immediately. I have no idea if they were able to reattach his digits. So yeah, please don’t try this at home, kids!
18:43 SOTP 😂
I’ve seen all of these clips a long time ago.
31:54 First Save, & then love,.
Its amazing how clamps cannot stop the Tesla! LOL
8:30, there is a reason you cant see the top of the guys head, he has a harness attached to a lifting machine of some type.
Never laughed myself at others misfortunes forgive me,NO GIVE ME MORE 😂😂😂😂😂
38:30 the ironic thing is…I thought that tree looked really good lol
Whats really scary is that, these people can vote!
That Is Awesome To See.
When people want to use unprofessional people lucky they get away with their lives.
Love Akimbo
17:24 This dude is GONE HAHAHAHA
17.51 is comedy's 😅😅😂😂😅
Now what they don't show is what happens next. Your manager approaches and says "Let's talk", never a good sign!!!
8:10 The hot water pipe is awesome! The toilet is then always sterilized after flushing
If I was that Indian guy at the gas station I think that activist would be seeing the other side of her hammer
2:26 i would say to release the glass carefully on the ground or hold it so that i could pull it out
snake stuck in hole stealing an egg. how did they get footage of the bull snake that got stuck in a side hole in my engine bay? XD no lie, that actually happened, had to destroy my tire well to take its head off, poor snake.
40:14 It is THAT kind of cat, it acts exactly the same. After you rescue it, it runs away 😀
Mi primera chamba... Recurso cuando de la chamba yo me enamoré 😅😅😅😅
Starting off strong with a whistlindiesel video
Wack-a-mole killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The worst part is the people that drop their phones into the deep fryer. Those fuckers are violating so many regulations when it comes to working with groceries, they need to be fired on the spot. It's one thing if you're the waiter and merely carry the plates. But the cook? Hell no! He is touching his screen with his gloves, the screen I guarantee you he didn't sanitize before working. I don't think I need to tell you how dangerous that stuff can get if you work in a kitchen. Absolutely not made for that job!
Man the commentary just made this video hysterical; yall are awesome. LOL.
I should really have my friend Marisa in here sometime…she does some real stupid shit sometimes lol. Nice upload as always guys!
She does stupid shit because she's stupid.
When you know that you're in the wrong line of work...
0:53 bro got the pharaos curse
14:35 is just...
I see every American like this 0:38 😂
3:29 got me mad😂😂😂😂
9:23
Is that how painful Pac-Man bite was ?
That food truck took it like a champ
These people are no idiots. They just want to make us laugh 😁
doctor at 27:01 broke my heart
17:17😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yahoo 17:53 agin
😂😂😂😂i cried laughing
3:28 but on the other hand he can start an opera singer career now🤭
Most of these videos show the importance of osha. God Bless the USA😂
12:16 "oh oh! you freed me thank you i must go now!!"
*love this site. Really funny.*
0:25 She wasn't an "idiot at work", she clearly was trying to be careful but she slipped.
But hey, guess that next time you suffer an incident you can now consider youself an idiot then.
31:22 AKA "Lets set up all of the glass displays like dominoes just in case there's an earthquake, or someone knocks one over so we can have some added entertainment!"
Un like juste car j'ai adoré le titre avec la miniature.