Secret Dump

This week's secrets include a Metamucil prank, Whole Foods thief, and more!
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[@rebeccab2446]

I am small and sweet and got arrested at whole foods for eating part of my salad bar meal while i was in line. I have a police record for eating falafel before it was paid for.

[@SB-cc1xp]

No!

[@HH-gv8mx]

Are you serious? Did they really arrest you at Whole foods for that? Walmart, yes, but Whole foods???.

[@rebeccab2446]

​@@HH-gv8mx yep! the whole foods security team were super intense. Im not sure if they have a quota or what. The police were actually very nice and thought the whole thing was silly. They even hugged me when I left.
I had to go to a theft deterrent class and was able to expunge it a couple years later. What a dumb reason to have record.

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@rebeccab2446 wow. That’s just ludicrous. I can’t believe that happened to you. It’s so embarrassing. Did this happen after Amazon took over?

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Listening to this high and freaking out

[@killbillvol4950]

Currently high and about to start the episode thanks for the foreword

[@carolyntalbot947]

Don't freak out, eat something and take a nap. You deserve it.

[@j0eyp0ps]

Oh, lord! When Moshe said he'd never fuck BingBot and Nat said "You already fuck BingBot by driving a Tesla" I just died 🤣

[@tomblaze2]

Clearly we need more people calling in with secrets 📞

[@mindymmk]

Coolest eyeglasses ever. I was looking for exactly that frame and couldn't find ir
Also, thank you for making my Fridays

[@sydneywhite97]

I’ll definitely be at the Portland live taping!

[@alexnoble1604]

Are tickets on sale for it?

[@LeslieDugger]

PLOT Twist: That AI Analysis was written by ChatGPT

[@Thelustral909]

Bingbot is NOT going to save our world, and prevent disasters, Moshe! I'm with Natasha on this one. I don't trust it.

[@SWHBOYCE]

! Trese !...😁🤑😘...I think the first caller pranked ya...( the product he mentioned would have to be measured to copious amounts ) to have the result given ; it would be too obvious I think . Anyway , the show didn't disappoint !!...Ta !!!!😄...

[@broc4019]

what???!???

[@91frankthetank]

Right, they definitely would have tasted the metamucil

[@michaeljacksin9367]

rogue AI with an infinite energy source

[@laciechristina4398]

Stealing sushi from a grocery store is stealing from the immigrants that privately own the sushi department and make commission off sales. If its from Sushi box it isn't part of the grocery chain. Makes it worse than stealing from whole foods.

[@SuZySueSuzyQ]

Botta Bingbot Botta Boom! 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖✨

[@stalkingpedrochannel]

I came from the spotify podcast and im not sure which episodes slander german shepherds, so i'll comment it here! - GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH GOOD DOGS. mine is very sweet and gentle and has never harmed a fly. not sure where you guys get that ALL OF THEM are agressive dogs that will eat your babies. i sent mine to get trained for a month in the same place i got him from in Colorado. he was already super good and sweet, but now hes good sweet and obedient. hopefully Moshe can get his german shepherds because out of all the dogs ive had, the GSD is the sweetest, smartest, and most gentle one

[@HH-gv8mx]

Natasha should cool it with the lip injections 👄

[@themikerichardson]

“crises”
get a divorce

[@marmar19890]

Thank you very much bye 😂