3 Scary CHRISTMAS Games
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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I appreciate that the last one is just "Markiplier has a Nervous Breakdown: The Game"
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 I’m not reading all that. Happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened.
@@technoraver99 That's a whole lot of words o.o
Tags: mindbreak
@@technoraver99 this is an absolute mess of an essay. I read 2 thirds of it and I am still confused about what is being conveyed, and he suddenly switches topics from firstly talking about how to live better (tldr technology bad) to how to make the world better to how to fight corona (i think?). Why????
Mark: *eats Santa’s cookies*
Also Mark: “Why do I hear boss music?”
**proceeds to beat game on second try**
*Sephiroth theme plays*
[chuckles] I'm in danger
BOOM BOOM BANG
Everyone's talking about the Chimney Crawler game but can we just appreciate how downright dumbfounded Mark is throughout the entirety of Zombie Claus
Lmao his brain farted so many times that even the World’s Dumbest Human would feel bad for him.
Because this game is Russian torture device
iconic
i was the one to make the like counter 666 :D
@@thefluffygamer2173 nobody actually cares
Mark going completely insane in the last game has honestly got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Santa: "I can taste your fear"
Mark: "You can taste my REAR? God, Santa, you're too kinky for my taste"
100% Died of laughter
i understand marks concern
Just say no, Santa cant legally enter without your consent
I read the comment and Mark said it as soon as I started
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH DED!!!!!!!!!
Mark: "Santa knows your awake, he's after you"
Me, who is watching this on December 27th at 9:12 am: " I'm flattered that's he's taking time out of his schedule"
Who are you, who are so far into the future
Just say no, Santa can't legally enter without your consent
Oh man I'm glad I'm not the only one late 😅
WHAT PART OF THE WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN????
@@labcrab3573 lmao they live in the australian eastern daylight time. its approx 18 hours before pacific standard time
Mark: “He’s coming up the Stairs”
Me who lives on the bottom floor: How.
Makes perfect sense to me, he build a dirt stair case from bedrock
Same
Stairway from hell
The steps of h e l l
same
Mark after the 2nd game: I will never get an experience like that again in my life
The 3rd game: Hold my beer.
@@Joe_ROGAN_PC hell no
TECHNICALLY it’s the third game. Don’t forget the second game, in which Mark gave a very short attempt.
mark: "he's coming up the stairs"
everyone who lives on a 1 floor house: "chill im safe"
Yep, I have an attic, but Santa wouldn’t be able to fit in there.
Me who's in my basement.
right
I live in the 11th building of a building so i'll probably be fine
When he said santa is in my chimney I knew I was afe because I don't have one.
Mark: "he's coming up the stairs"
Me (with no stairs at home): *confused and scared*
Ha, jokes on him, i live in a military barrack
He is gonna renovate your house before killing you
Same here bro
same, the only stairs i have lead to my attic. i also don’t have a bedroom door yet so....
Well my front door has one step does that count
The comment section: “He’s coming down your chimney.”
Me, with a wood stove oven: *”Then burn.”*
Set the fireplace on.
Just say no, Santa can't legally enter without your consent
@@TemmieABAS shit, u rite-
@@TemmieABAS *_Santa doesn't care, nothing can stop him. He is the ultimate demon._*
We have three chimneys. Idk which he’d be coming down.
I cried laughing during the whole last game. The way Markiplier was just confused the whole time.
Mark: "Santa is coming down your chimney rn"
Me: "That f*cker build a chimney in my home!?!?!"
LOL same
Same i dont have a chimney he'll have to go down stairs
i dont have a chimeny but i have a kinda freaky singing santa in my living room lol
Imagine being stoned as shit, casting this video on your living room TV, sitting in a spot with a lot of open space behind you, and have your animals roam and make noise behind you.
Mark: "santas coming up the stairs"
me: "damn this guy time to build stairs to walk up them?
I just can’t get over the fact that the “house elf” was a gnome.
That was what I was thinking too
A lot of the “house elf’s” in Scandinavia are portrayed as gnomes actually,,, A lot of shows, books and stories tend to tell them as if they’re tiny chubby little elfs.
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@TrolletSam ok then, I learned something new today
omg same
Mark: "He's coming up the stairs"
Me, sitting downstairs: "WRONG WAY SANTA"
omg yes XD
@@sofiamontenegro1934 me too the
lmao i dont even have stairs
Why is this me??? XD
i didnt expect to see so many russian gamers in the last game on that screen lmaoo, felt good to understand what they were saying (and seeing Mark getting very confused and scared as well)
It's part of the Christmas vibe to watch some let's plays
Mark: santa is crawling down your chimney
Me who doesn't have a chimney: *confused screaming*
Have you watch The Santa clause
Same here
Same 😂
Mark: Santa's coming up your stairs
Me who has a one floor house: *Y o u f o o l*
I wanted to like this but the like number prevents me from doing so.
👍For you
what if your house had a basement that had been previously patched up before you lived there?
I don't have stairs, or a livingroom.
Or a chimney.
@@ItsBlaizeken then it was probably patched up for a reason and im probably living with ghosts-
@@Tokkosoap Nice. Now you have to demand them to pay ghost money for their ghost rent but make it fair price so that they don't turn against you.
Mark: "He's coming down your chimney."
Me who lives in a house with no chimney:
*Excuse me wtf*
And then there is me, with a chimney. However, my chimney was covered over by *w a l l* long before I lived here and possibly after my grandmother left
If I had an chimney,
I would let the fire on and he would burn.
This means I have no chimney xd
@@leonidassmith6661 *Such weak defenses such as walls can't stop santa*
@@mraxolotl01 you do have a strong point. However, if he did break through wall, it is very unlikely that he will do so silently. Therefore, once he's heard, escape becomes much more likely due to the extra time to run/hide/murder
@@leonidassmith6661 I think you very underestimate Santa, the only way to survive is being a good boy.
That last game just instantly broke Mark's remaining sanity as well as my own lollll
I love that "3 Scary Games" is the title of Mark's series and doesn't actually tell how many games he plays. Could be 2, could be 3, could be 5.
Santa is back. But it's not cookies and milk that he's after. It's souls and blood.
😂😂 the way i imagine that being said is almost as funny as it
Merry Crisis, verified person
It's 2020, what could you expect?
😂💀
Hohoho, it’s ya boi Krampus.
Mark: *eats Santa's cookies*
Sign: "Don't eat Santa's cookies"
Mark *proceeds to eat the rest of the edible items*
LOL HAHA
He isn't a masochist he isn't a masochist
Ho-Ho-Holy crap
I would like your comment, but you have an among us pfp.
you can see the confusion growing for every game 😂😂
Honestly I really don't like the last one as a guy who has been sexually assaulted because the person who wrote this game is way too obsessed with putting things up someone's private areas which is really disturbing.
@@rowenchaos i'm gonna be honest, i don't remember what the last one was about
"Its not a chimney, its a CHOMNEY" is the best quote from today on.
So true😂
"He's crawling down your chimney."
"He's coming up the stairs"
Me: * laughs in apartment living *
I was looking for this comment to relate to it
* also laughs in european non-chimney-having house *
Santa has a copy of your key
* laughs in single wide trailer house *
I live in my basement
Chimney Prowler narrators: Doing decent rhymes
" For Santa was *pissed* "
I loved that intro poem so much 🤣
The intro to it was pretty Based
@@templarhelmet3844 the hell does based mean I see it everywhere
@@tvfhwd same, checked on UD, still processing it. (Not am a native eynglisch)
@@Space_Potat hey I'm not engilsh either I'm russian, what's your native language
Markiplier: "He is crawling through your living room"
Me who lives in an open concept house, sitting at my kitchen table: *Looks behind me* "nothing"
pp
He could be anywhere
Mark: joking about santas ass cheeks clapping
The game: EXCELLENT IDEA
ahaha i started laughing. wthh
y e s
Was way to stoned nearly turn purple from laughing
The ONE time he wanted to be wrong.
I laughed with the last game. It’s just pure insanity and chaos.
"He's coming up the stairs."
Jokes on you, my house only has one floor!
He's coming up from a hidden pathway or from Hell itself
My house has two floors. I would've seen him by now.
Dude i got a fake chimney and i got only one floor.😂
“Wait what why’s he going up in the attic”
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Mark: eats Santa’s cookies
Parents: “Don’t eat Santa’s cookies”
Mark: 👁👄👁
I literally lost it when he realized that, I love Mark so much, he's such a goof XD
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
“Congratulations you played yourself”
@@technoraver99 this is a very strange platform for this, my dude
@@technoraver99 👁️👄👁️
The last one is such a fever dream, and it’s made even funnier by markiplier being confused as hell
"He's coming up the stairs..."
Me, who lives in a one-story house:
what does he want in my attic?
Me, who has their bedroom in the basement. "Sweet he's moving away from me."
"I hope he drank my _special milk_ ." This should be clipped to Mark out of context.
Markiplier: "Don't answer the knock"
My dad: "OPEN THIS F-ING DOOR! I FORGOT THE KEYS"
Oh my god I’ve had the same thing happen lol
HE'S A MIMIC
Holy fuck
whats a dad?
@@leozerbe9513 nsndjdhd
Hyped for more scary christmas games 2023!
you mean 2022
Welcome to 2023
"Its the clap of Santa's Ass cheeks" I loved that, Mark was actually Right
Ikr, I was not expecting it to actually be his cheeks
Fr
Most of us thought it to be his ass cheeks. None of us expected it to actually be his ass cheeks.
WTF😂
3 Scary CHRISTMAS Games... more like Mark losing his mind and having a mental breakdown and existential crisis at the same time.
You mean any time mark plays games mostly the scary games 😂
He lost his mind so much he played 5 instead of 3.
@@ShyGuyLord he never had a mind in the beginning 😂
@@ShyGuyLord Actually it was 4 games.
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Imagine: it’s almost gonna be 2021, you’re super excited, but then, you hear *clap clap* in the distance.
I was reading that right as I clicked of the comments and I was like "hold up, that's funny"
Santaaa 😏
Before this happened you wanted a sibling for Christmas. Santa be like: oh yeah... I already know what to do to get this present
Clap.......Clap.......Clap.......Clap
Twas the night of St.Dick
"hes coming up your stairs"
me who sleeps on the living room couch: *stealth 100*
I live in a trailer and at first I was like haha I don't have any stairs but then I realize that I have stairs leading up to my front door and my back door so I was like well I'm boned
i live in a apartment so i thought i was safe until i realised
the apartment building stairs
"Hes coming up the stairs"
Me in a car:
*o shit, he comin*
O lawd he comin'
I was on the stairs when he said it
🤣
@@barrier5649 I
BAHAHAHAHHAHAAUDJSJSKS
Mark: He's currently coming down your chimney.
Me: I don't have a chimney
Mark: He's coming down the stairs
Me: We don't have stairs, its just one floor
Mark: he's knocking at your door-
Me: He could just open the door, it doesnt have a lock, im too poor to get renovations-
o o p w r o n g h o u s e
Yeah, literally me 😂
literally same-
It's like one of those thriller movie tropes were they reveal last second that the killer is in a different house.
same lol
Mark: * he's coming up your stairs *
When your in your basement
"Wrong way bud"
Lmao!
Me upstairs: (o.o)
Me not having stairs in my house 🤦♂️
same
Me not having stairs
Markiplier: 13:56
The Game: 16:10
Markiplier: "I never wanted to be right!"
“He’s going up the stairs”
Me with no second floor or basement: um
He craft the ladder out of nowhere
Same 😂
Me with no chimney:
I don't have a chimney lol
Hes knocking on your door
Me who lives in a cardboard box: Um
"Lixian put in the scary music"
Lunky: "am I a joke to you?"
😂
Lixian killed Lunky a video or two ago o.o
@@RightOn653 or so you think...
Lixian put in the scary music.
*Plays Lunky theme*
Mark: ... help.
@@Jayxbird666 he got Cleaved in half with an Axe...followed by Lixian saying "I'm Mark's editor!"
before Rachel and Marcus made themselves known
Mark: "He's coming up the stairs..."
Me: Welp thank god I don't have one.
Because you have 12
are you sure? have you checked? you might just find ethan the cryptid building you some for santa.
Well, it could just mean that he’s already with you... :)
yes me too.
Well, it could be the stairs from hell
I find it hilarious that most likely all of us could hear the faint clapping of Santa's ass cheeks but Mark himself couldn't 😂
Mark: he’s making his way across the living room
Me who is currently in the living room: WHERE?
this one made me laugh the most lol
Behind you
He’s invisible
I read the where on Mark's voice
Jokes on him, I don’t have stairs.
*Hears knocking under the floorboards*
😶
"I never wanted to be right."
- Markiplier 2020 Christmas 🤣
"Shut the fuck up"
~Shakespeare
@@LivingHe11 Draw 4, fucking challenge it, i dare you.
@Stellar Maiden 😂😂
Grumps play Zombie Santa: mild confusion, hysterical laughter.
Mark plays Zombie Santa: complete and total mental breakdown.
Yeah, poor Mad Vladd from The Outer Middle show got motion sick from running around so much and literally needed to stop recording to go throw up.
As Civvie 11 said, "OH ITS SLAV JANK, OF COURSE"
Your right
**Visible non-Russian-speaking confusion intensifies**
Anyone realize it has the exact same layout as Houseparty?
I don’t speak Swedish, or any Scandi languages for that matter, but mark’s pronunciation of “hustomten” made me giggle
13:55
Santa: Sorry guys, I tried to sneak up on them but the clap of my ass kept alerting Mark
Me looking at all the comments:
"WHY IS EVERYONE IN WEIRD PARTS OF THEIR HOUSE?!"
good point like wtf i am just waiting for one of them to say they live in a trach can next
@@superkillskulldeath6624 I live in a "trach" can
Yes, house elves do exist. Here in Norway they’re called “nisse” and you leave porridge out for them and they’ll take care of your home and animals.
Omg im norwegian too!😃 brunost og sånt
Do they eat you if you don't leave out anything for them?
@@unofficialsliceofbread6461 yep
@@unofficialsliceofbread6461 almost happend one time but luckily i had brunost in my pocket
@@unofficialsliceofbread6461 they don't eat you, no.
This got randomly recommended to me in 2023 and it did not disappoint once again
Can we all agree that this whole video was a fever dream
Agreed especially the 3rd game
Markiplier: "He's coming up your stairs"
Me who lives in a 1 story home: o_o
xd Same, there are no stairs in my house, so that creep didn't work very well
Which stairs ? Didn't know I have ! 😰😱
@@melanny8574 Your English skills am have very poggers.
@@spiral4364 Maybe cuz my mother tongue isn't English. 🤷♀️
At least u could have told me the mistake I made. 😉
@melany cazet I think the mistake they were talking about was the second sentence, it should probably be “didn’t know I had any” but your English is pretty good, I got what you meant
Merry Christmas everyone❤️🎄
20 seconds ago
You too!🎉🎉
Marry Christmas Jumbo
Merry Christmas :)
Two top comments in a row! Merry Christmas:)
How can you still hear Santa clapping while chasing you in his sleigh? Well, the trick is, it's not the reindeer who are pulling the sleigh, but rather Santa clapping his ass cheeks to propel him forward. The power of the jolly ass claps is mighty powerful.
"it sounds kinda like clapping."
Mark: "How thick is Santa?"
*A minute later* "Oh god... It makes sense... It's the clap of Santa's cheeks!"
Mark: "I didn't want to be right."
Yesssss
i have lmaoed
That one got me good
oh no! that’s not santa, that’s, it’s... it’s the clap of Ethan’s THICC CHEEKS!
Id give anything to be wrong poor mark 😆
"He's coming up the stairs"
Jokes on you, I'm in the basement.
HAHA SAME.
I don’t have a basement or an attic. All I have is a bedroom door.
He’s leaving you for last, RUN
He's coming up stairs. Jokes on you I have a shotgun
This comment is underrated for I also reside in the basement
Mark: He's at your door
Me who doesn't have a bedroom door: **CONFUSED SCREAMING**
Glad I wasnt alone
@@elliedove7899 who needs door if you have Curtains... still a *door*
@@ThiefMagicianMasterSpark *confused screaming*
@@justanamericandoggo6725 door is just.... curtains dunno Thats what i called in my country.... how about Card boards? 🤔
@@elliedove7899 same
I love you so much Mark. You make my day better by just being yourself. I love watching you when I'm depressed because you always cheer me up.
Mark: "he's crawling down your chimney. He's coming up the stairs."
Me who has nither: -_-
i love when i have, "nither"
Me who was eating lunch in the kitchen:-_-
Me who is homeless: -_-
Me who lives with santa: -_-
No: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"he's coming up the stairs"
jokes on you I don't have any
But I do...
Oh no...
Same
*now you do*
We have suddenly acquired stairs, we now will suffer immense tragedy
"I hope you locked the door"
Me taking a shit:
The name of the second game, Hustomten, is swedish and basically means the house santa. In old Swedish folklore these people lived under the houses and if the people in the houses didn’t show that they were grateful towards the little nissarna (house santas) who also took care of the animals, bad things would happen to the people. Sometimes it’s believed that they locked entire families in the houses and set them on fire. Old Swedish folklore are often very unsettling. Read about Näcken and you will see.
@FEM here 😺 this cat will hug you when you need it.
@FEM hahah I can give you a Swedish ol hug aahahha jag vet att du inte förstår detta hihi
Yeah, Näcken, Bäckahästen, Myling and more. Old Swedish folklore can be pretty f***** up!
@@M3t4ll0v3r yuh I am swedish so I grew up with this very unsettling folklore
@@daggermara same here 👍
Mark: "He's heading down the chimney and up the stairs"
Me, someone who lives in a house with neither one of those:"HmMmMmMmMMMMmmMmMmmMm...."
I’m your 10 like
"he's coming up the stairs"
me: damn that sucks for everyone who doesnt sleep in the basement
I sleep on first floor so I’m safe for this one
My house is only one story 😂
@@u1timatezer040 same haha
I sleep in the dungeon
He's leaving
Santa: "You will die"
Me: "I know, Memento Mori."
Damn that still hurts
Memento Mori mah friend
Lol
Memento Mori ☠️
Memento Mori
Mark: he knows that right now you're awake.
People passed out with autoplay on:
3 Scary CHRISTMAS Games:
00:54 Santa Claws
06:23 Hustomten: The House Elf
10:06 Chimney Prowler
20:32 Zombie Claus
‘‘Twas the night of Christmas all was silent just as the night before when suddenly there came a clapping right outside my chamber door it was Santa dummy thicc and nothing more “
OMG 😆
Mark: He's currently crawling down your Chimney
Me: Sucks to be him cause I dont have one
I am with you bro
Same looks like he'll have to go through the vents
Danks for da like!
Agreed
Haha, same here buddy.
Note: Dont eat Santa's cookies.
Mark: That can't stop me because I can't read!
What does this comment say?? I dont know because I CANT READ
"I should be hearing the cumulative clapping of the rein-i'm dead now."
Top best last words
The Santa's ass cheek clapping is what got me the most, mark almost laughed at that part.
I did hear that same clapping noise last night
@@HeyKILL3R when, why and where my dude??? Lol this I need to know. Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
@@metalpunk1234 coming from my parents room maybe Santa was in there
@@HeyKILL3R then I guess you need to consult the counsil of the booty lounge then, cause shit, you need help. Lol 🤣🤣
"He's making his way across the living room"
Me siting on living room couch: *looks around* bish where??
Lmao same
Mark: “take this sock”
Santa: *explodes*
I like how Mark assumed that whoever was watching was sitting upstairs in their bedroom to scare them, because people who sleep on the ground floor fear nothing.
"santa is currently crawling down your chimney."
me, in a house without a chimney: uh-
same
Santa enters through the toilet
Same Santa just waltz through my door
@@iguanotorious9806 flush it
YOUR CHIMNY
"That's a C H O M N E Y"
Markiplier 2020
Yes
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. 🌙
You too
○
Have a wonderful Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas and good night! ❤️
Thank you
16:11 now I under stand he isn’t saint Nicolas
More like saint thickolas 😂
His face after he ate the cookies and the bad guy said “you on my list” was PRICELESS
“The clapping of Santa’s thicc cheeks “ needs to be repurposed into a story book
i gotchu
@@asha-cf2yv you gonna make one?
@@ScaryASMR yes 😂
@@asha-cf2yv awesome please let me know when you do somehow!
Markiplier: “that’s not a chimney, that’s a CHOMNEY”
True
True
Nah. I prefer: ''Did he shove a Christmas tree up his ass?"
Chonkey chimney
Marks confusion of the clapping was so funny bro
Why does this feels like a fever dream?
MOSTLY THE LAST ONE!
Deadass gave me so much anxiety and I have no idea why
I can only imagine what goes on in Amy's mind when she hears Mark playing games
"It's the clap of santa's ass cheeks!" -- are there awards for best indie game voice acting because this line killed me
I love how in the begining when mark was saying like "He's coming up your stairs" i kept telling myself "lol, don't have stairs / lol my parents took my door / lol don't have a chimney / lol dont lol im not asleep"
I love how Chimney Prowler was less horror and more dumb jokes
“It’s the clap of Santa’s ass cheeks
That keeps alerting the guards
i wonder what went through their heads when they created and voiced that game-
@@greenteagoddess5271 yeah, the whole joke at the start was just "haha progressive bad." really dumb....
@@greenteagoddess5271 the into made me highly uncomfortable
@@hayleyannmarie1173 the intro was really not good, but the "im gonna put some coal in your hole" made me giggle. but the intro really,,, made me uncomfy
Mark: Hes coming up the stairs
Most people: What stairs
Some people: What House?
What chimney
what door?
What floor?
rich people; which house?
And even some, who’s Santa?
“It’s the clapping of Santas Ass cheeks”. That made me die
Edit: 16:08 is time stamp
Mark never wanted to be right in this scenario XD
"Its the clap of santas" *I paused and wheezed*
How many takes were needed to get it right
Whenever I watch that part again, it always made chuckle
That’s not what made me laugh, it was his reaction to that. “Oh no, I didn’t want to be right. I would do anything to be wrong in this scenario.”
THE FIRST TIME MARK WAS RIGHT ABOUT A BAD GUY WHO HAD ASS CLAPS 16:02 (YALL NEED TO START PUTING TIME STAMPS IN YOUR COMMENTS)
“Christmas must be scary” bro please.. it’s 2020, let’s just have few normal days in this year 😩
Just be ready for 2021
Blue is sus.....
Haha no
@꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ i would be too
why are you commenting on every christmas video
The “Don’t eat the cookies” sign should be by the cookies
But then it be too easy and you don't get to experience the guilt after... 😂
it is
It’s funny how the “3 scary games” list has turned into “several scary games”
"funny" lol
I was thinking he was roasting the other games by satin they weren't scary lol
Lol
"It's the clapping of santa's ass cheeks"
Mark: "I didn't want to be right! 😭"
Me: *ugly laughing intensifies*