Off The Record: The Coolest Birthday Story Ever

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @Humsah
    @Humsah 6 місяців тому +86

    Petition to change the censored words with Kazumis goat noise.

  • @sprx47
    @sprx47 6 місяців тому +340

    here me out, Jesus and Kazumi together would be wild.

    • @ryanimay
      @ryanimay 6 місяців тому +28

      Haha omg I would love to see that actually

    • @TheThan-sx8ve
      @TheThan-sx8ve 6 місяців тому +10

      JESUS?!?!?

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +2

      Yesssss! I'd love that!

    • @vtboy465
      @vtboy465 6 місяців тому +4

      Best idea yet

    • @nikko2thep
      @nikko2thep 6 місяців тому +6

      10000000%

  • @vtboy465
    @vtboy465 6 місяців тому +132

    Ryan with the perfect comedic timing with "family" lol

  • @laydiidime
    @laydiidime 6 місяців тому +55

    Steve: “Are you a libra??” …… Kazumi: “no” …..Steve: “ahhhh I knew it” 😂😂😂

    • @taefithendo
      @taefithendo 6 місяців тому +2

      Shit had me dyingggg yo

  • @cjgarcia9476
    @cjgarcia9476 6 місяців тому +36

    Barts face this whole vid was intrigued and repulsed at the same time

  • @RonomanRpper
    @RonomanRpper 6 місяців тому +124

    Whenever I watch Kazumi I just have nothing to say besides.....where is her father LOL

    • @TheThan-sx8ve
      @TheThan-sx8ve 6 місяців тому +1

      wdym?

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +8

      She doesn't care so we don't care lol

    • @kitleongii4688
      @kitleongii4688 6 місяців тому +1

      Her Father is a Youth Pastor/ 2nd term Senator from Arkansas.

    • @Mr-pn2eh
      @Mr-pn2eh 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@kitleongii4688they are filipinos

    • @mariet8943
      @mariet8943 6 місяців тому +2

      The fact that this comment has 69 likes 😂

  • @Zahara-y5q
    @Zahara-y5q 6 місяців тому +78

    Yes Ryan. Family 😂

    • @ryanimay
      @ryanimay 6 місяців тому +21

      I said it so fast 😂

    • @Zahara-y5q
      @Zahara-y5q 6 місяців тому +4

      @@ryanimay almost too fast 😂

  • @peterlongac
    @peterlongac 6 місяців тому +54

    Everybody 😂
    Kalyne 🤔

    • @daisygiselle416
      @daisygiselle416 6 місяців тому +5

      She’s the only one with sense in the room

    • @peterlongac
      @peterlongac 6 місяців тому +1

      @@daisygiselle416 ya'll pretty good at faking it, hopefully this is one of those times 😬

  • @Senior_Roundtree28
    @Senior_Roundtree28 6 місяців тому +17

    They definitely needed Joe for this one lmao. He would definitely ask wild questions 😂

  • @peterlongac
    @peterlongac 6 місяців тому +25

    I like how some of the fans think Kazumi is dumb but dont understand the Careful Boys are prolly equally as imaginative with dumb PHDs 🧐

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche 6 місяців тому +3

      Just tacky and a 1 trick pony

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +6

      @HasanPikerIsADouche she's not, though, and the fact you think that is funny.

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 6 місяців тому

      @@HasanPikerIsADoucheHasan piker is hot though

  • @RedDenim
    @RedDenim 6 місяців тому +41

    We need a crossover of Kazumi and Jesus

    • @annapark9516
      @annapark9516 6 місяців тому +3

      No bro he has a Latina wife…he wouldn’t survive after

    • @RedDenim
      @RedDenim 6 місяців тому +4

      @@annapark9516 bart and nick have latina wives tho lolol

    • @annapark9516
      @annapark9516 6 місяців тому

      @@RedDenim you right……

  • @NutDreams
    @NutDreams 6 місяців тому +55

    I’m just now realizing kazumi replacing joe is gold like nothing fucking changed 😅😅😅

    • @ApeMill
      @ApeMill 6 місяців тому +5

      Having Kazumi on is more appropriate because sex is part of her job
      Joe just be making every topic about sex

    • @bboychopsuey1
      @bboychopsuey1 6 місяців тому

      They're the same person

  • @jordandelarmente5822
    @jordandelarmente5822 6 місяців тому +25

    Steve: "I dont need another enemy." lmao

  • @annaszeto8081
    @annaszeto8081 6 місяців тому +64

    “Was there cake?” Steve is hilarious 😆

    • @shairaabshire
      @shairaabshire 6 місяців тому +1

      I was thinking was there at least lumpia?

    • @annaszeto8081
      @annaszeto8081 6 місяців тому

      @@shairaabshire lol

  • @imnugget8085
    @imnugget8085 6 місяців тому +11

    She the only jk person where I'm like yah I'm watching this for the jk not her. Her life is wildly different its weird but it's cool maybe idk

  • @eringutsch
    @eringutsch 6 місяців тому +4

    I love the way they ask questions. Such curiosity! 😂❤

  • @mangotar0
    @mangotar0 6 місяців тому +35

    Kazumi's birthday clips are crazy 😂 Being surrounded by that many people is insane 😂

  • @PlayShorts3
    @PlayShorts3 6 місяців тому +18

    Kazumi is so cool to hang out with 😂😂. Can you PLEASE MAKE JESUS AND KAZUMI BE IN THE SAME VIDEO? The energy is so good 😂😂

  • @sakurahollow
    @sakurahollow 6 місяців тому +6

    Would be funny af to have Jesus as a guest with Kazumi

  • @dudehi777
    @dudehi777 6 місяців тому +6

    14:21 Damn Kalyne was really shocked she couldn't even speak.

  • @CuongChanster
    @CuongChanster 6 місяців тому +3

    Can't wait for j k to get invited to the next birthday party 😅

  • @kookamanga
    @kookamanga 6 місяців тому +6

    LMAO "cause cops are shy out there or something"

  • @Alex-ql9gw
    @Alex-ql9gw 6 місяців тому +6

    Wish Joe was there, would love to see his reactions 😅

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому

      Joe was there when they filmed with Kazumi last year..... "Off The Record: @kazumisworld Takes a Wild Ride in the HOTSEAT!" and "Off The Record: Meet Our New Friend @kazumisworld :)"

  • @quickchillver2392
    @quickchillver2392 6 місяців тому +3

    Jesus gotta be in house next time Kazumi is on too, this birthday story is wild loool

  • @CheekenAlfredo
    @CheekenAlfredo 6 місяців тому +58

    ngl, Kalyne is prettier than Kazumi

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 6 місяців тому +6

      kalyne definitely is, look up pictures of kazumi without makeup and wow she can do magic with makeup. Transforms into another person

    • @UnittingAlliances
      @UnittingAlliances 5 місяців тому +2

      Exactly brother 🙏 is marry kalyne in a heartbeat 💓 lol 😂. everyone is welcomed to their own taste but someone who's got morals and self respect to not be sinking that low, that shiz hot 🔥🥵!!! No disrespect to kazumi but I could never be with someone like her.

    • @Kehedraz
      @Kehedraz 2 місяці тому

      She has $$ but lives a very sad life. She has to create this persona to sustain her unstable lifestyle. This is why porn stars suffer depression and are suicidal.

  • @pierrechang55
    @pierrechang55 6 місяців тому +11

    Was that crying for help? Why she kept saying if she’s alive next year?!… talking about the sign

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 6 місяців тому

      Where did she say that

  • @rikkiberces7763
    @rikkiberces7763 6 місяців тому +10

    I prefer and like when Kazumi is in more light hearted vids like this one, the banter is great.

  • @sopzena
    @sopzena 6 місяців тому +10

    I wonder what went wrong in her childhood that made her turn out this way!?

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 6 місяців тому +1

      Apparently nothing lol, but honestly I looked up pictures of her when she was younger and she wasn’t that attractive so maybe this is her way of seeking validation that she’s “hot”. Idk just a guess

  • @bethnichols2875
    @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +22

    LOL it is hilarious watching the crew let their curious questions out. 😂

  • @zubabee
    @zubabee 6 місяців тому +11

    Ryan went to Kazumi’s party and wasn’t allowed to bring Smac?? I’d be heated if I was Smac 😭😭😭 (assuming Smac wasn’t invited)

    • @lesleyroman9577
      @lesleyroman9577 6 місяців тому +5

      Ikrrr so weird

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 6 місяців тому +3

      I thought jk fam were like regular people in LA but I think I’m finding out they are weird LA people that I wouldn’t understand

    • @zubabee
      @zubabee 6 місяців тому +2

      @@r.c.7779 they are regular people who are born and raised in LA (some came when they were like 2 lol) but Ryan is sort of the odd one out I’ve noticed 😭 I still love them tho!

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 6 місяців тому

      @@zubabee yeah he’s more “hollyweird” than the rest of them

  • @Deadonv
    @Deadonv 6 місяців тому +3

    Me n bart had the same reaction to “happier corner”😂

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 6 місяців тому +8

    18:25 they interviewed Johnny Chang who was a guest on here

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm not sure, yet I don't think Steve was here when Johnny Chang was on JK.

    • @BotheredBrute
      @BotheredBrute 6 місяців тому +2

      The definitely had Johnny on

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 6 місяців тому

      @@bethnichols2875 I have to rewatch, I don't remember if Steve met Johnny. I ead introduced to Johnny here on Jk before SWU

  • @BeaniesXO
    @BeaniesXO 6 місяців тому +5

    I guess me and kazumi have been friends for years 🤷🏾😭💀

  • @iDealMedley
    @iDealMedley 6 місяців тому +5

    I can't with nick's questions 😂

  • @Zahara-y5q
    @Zahara-y5q 6 місяців тому +9

    2:53 felt like a Patreon cut lol

  • @jadenaaronbrown1232
    @jadenaaronbrown1232 6 місяців тому +3

    You just know the guys girls talk crap about her behind closed doors

    • @Caffeinefeend
      @Caffeinefeend 6 місяців тому +2

      I’d be surprised if they didn’t. Not respecting the wives at all. She got hella daddy issues.

  • @gabbic4783
    @gabbic4783 6 місяців тому +8

    Always love seeing Kazumi on, the conversations always gets so weird lmao😂

  • @Troywitthecoi
    @Troywitthecoi 6 місяців тому +5

    She scares me😂😂

  • @GCRhino
    @GCRhino 6 місяців тому +3

    Dude Steve is too funny

  • @DamnAwesome
    @DamnAwesome 6 місяців тому +4

    Anthony wants an invite 😂

  • @Thaivega206
    @Thaivega206 6 місяців тому +5

    Nick asking the hard hitting questions about what food is served at a sex parties.

  • @c_pistons9989
    @c_pistons9989 6 місяців тому +2

    Im sorry but how do these people actually exist... Our species is doomed.

  • @caivue3314
    @caivue3314 6 місяців тому +10

    Kazumi's birthday video was crazy!

  • @SixtyNinerBW
    @SixtyNinerBW 6 місяців тому +1

    Not a good idea to watch JKNews and eat at the same time 😂

  • @nickjack1696
    @nickjack1696 6 місяців тому +4

    Belize is not an island

  • @MyKey9
    @MyKey9 6 місяців тому

    Betweeen kazumi's noise and ryan's laugh, sound like two goats having a convosation? Yeauh?

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +7

    I love Kazumi, and I love them getting to ask whatever they want 😂😂. Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉!

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +2

      Melanie, idk if you went into the comments of the JK Rowling vid yet that they posted earlier, I will just say it turned into a shit show though.

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +2

      @@bethnichols2875 I saw and I got your back

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +1

      @@GYSMelanie5 Thank you, Melanie. You are a wonderful member of the JK community. And I am grateful for you.💝

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bethnichols2875as you are as well! I'm grateful for you too ❤️

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +1

      You are a huge part of this community!! Much love!

  • @Troywitthecoi
    @Troywitthecoi 6 місяців тому +2

    “Family”-Ryan

  • @kitleongii4688
    @kitleongii4688 6 місяців тому +1

    Man I so wish Jesus is in tha panel.. hahaha and my hahaha is the evil hahaha

  • @jinjoo9487
    @jinjoo9487 6 місяців тому +11

    Feel sorry for her tbh...

    • @jt3.
      @jt3. 6 місяців тому +1

      Why?

  • @jhamkhalifa4631
    @jhamkhalifa4631 6 місяців тому +13

    I hope she's not suicidal...

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +4

      She's not. Are you?

    • @allio3459
      @allio3459 6 місяців тому +12

      This video made me lost braincells

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +6

      @@allio3459 Well damn, since you don't seem like you have many to spare.

    • @ShogunThomsen
      @ShogunThomsen 6 місяців тому

      @@allio3459 "When I listen to women I go retarded. Hehehe."

    • @BeaniesXO
      @BeaniesXO 6 місяців тому +1

      What 😭😭

  • @Ghost1o1517
    @Ghost1o1517 6 місяців тому +1

    This OTR would be best for Joe.

  • @heyitsjone
    @heyitsjone 6 місяців тому +5

    gotta get jesus and Kazumi on together lmao\

  • @iDealMedley
    @iDealMedley 6 місяців тому

    This is much better topic for her

  • @808Xian
    @808Xian 5 місяців тому

    Bruhh...the way she did the sound - i thought you guys were censoring/ bleeping something out.

  • @LOVER_LINK
    @LOVER_LINK 6 місяців тому +4

    I found out she’s not Japanese 😂

    • @CarlosOleaSixtos
      @CarlosOleaSixtos 6 місяців тому

      What is she then??

    • @KouichiU
      @KouichiU 6 місяців тому +4

      @@CarlosOleaSixtosFilipino

    • @johnhernandez5164
      @johnhernandez5164 6 місяців тому +1

      @@KouichiU I feel betrayed. I don't know what to believe in anymore. I'm still gonna touch myself to her, but I'm shaken to my core.

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +1

      I think she had said she'd Filipino no?

    • @peterlongac
      @peterlongac 6 місяців тому

      I thought I heard somewhere she's related to ryanimay

  • @Kamui916
    @Kamui916 6 місяців тому

    Ayo the story was interesting af but wtf was with that last line from Kazumi??? "If I'm alive" ??? 😅

  • @AyGeeTrolls
    @AyGeeTrolls 6 місяців тому +2

    Steve on here with Kazumi was the best
    😂🤣😂

  • @NEK711
    @NEK711 6 місяців тому

    3:49 😂 I wonder

  • @tinydancer2232
    @tinydancer2232 6 місяців тому

    Where’s Joe?? He should totally be here

  • @evetshi6898
    @evetshi6898 6 місяців тому

    Lol steve so awkward

  • @CaptainCJ97
    @CaptainCJ97 6 місяців тому

    15:27 i thought that was a edit

  • @RoderickTom-ge1vc
    @RoderickTom-ge1vc 6 місяців тому +9

    Kalyne is more pretty than Kazumi😁

    • @lesleyroman9577
      @lesleyroman9577 6 місяців тому +1

      Eh they’re bothmid but at least kazumi brightens the mood Haha kalyne usually just sits there not adding much

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +1

      @@lesleyroman9577 Wouldn't trust your observational skills or lack thereof if you actually believe that Kalyne "usually just sits there not adding much". What that means is that you clearly are not a regular viewer of all their videos then.

    • @lesleyroman9577
      @lesleyroman9577 5 місяців тому

      @@bethnichols2875 I been watching everyday for 12 years lmao 🤣 she definitely doesn’t add much. You just mad you’re a dick rider she’ll never notice

  • @lerrojcv3987
    @lerrojcv3987 6 місяців тому +2

    Kazumi is fun af! Haha

  • @allio3459
    @allio3459 6 місяців тому +9

    I lost braincells watching this

    • @catman8623
      @catman8623 6 місяців тому

      Jk stands for nothing. It’s such an L having a pornstar on your podcast

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому

      Well since you weren't that smart to begin with that means you are getting dumber by the minute.

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +4

      That doesn't say much since you didn't have that many to begin with.

    • @nickjack1696
      @nickjack1696 6 місяців тому

      Looks like Bart did too sitting there 😂

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +1

      @@nickjack1696 Bart had his science hat on. You know that his mind works differently when he's curious about a topic.

  • @lerrojcv3987
    @lerrojcv3987 6 місяців тому

    😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😂

  • @medabotsisbetterthanpokemo8960
    @medabotsisbetterthanpokemo8960 6 місяців тому +3

    just no...

  • @bethnichols2875
    @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +3

    lol this is gonna be a fun one. I can tell. 😂 Happy Belated Birthday, Kazumi. 💐🎉🎈🎂
    And hope Joe's Shrimp Daddy Hawaii popup went well today. 🍤🍍

  • @giovannirosas9325
    @giovannirosas9325 6 місяців тому

    😂😂

  • @HasanPikerIsADouche
    @HasanPikerIsADouche 6 місяців тому +2

    Let me guess... "insert gross sex story"
    It's her entire personality, Asa Akira and Sasha Gray are actually interesting

  • @UrbanLegend2k11
    @UrbanLegend2k11 6 місяців тому

    Das ist fies

  • @kfan4658
    @kfan4658 6 місяців тому +4

    Man she needs to change, she seems very smart just channel that intellect to maybe a non sodomic business. Girl it's not too late you can change, maybe you can go to college again mayve get a business major and used your money to do a proper business.

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 6 місяців тому +7

      Maybe and just follow me here, she's happy!!! Maybe we don't judge. Just let her do her.

    • @kfan4658
      @kfan4658 6 місяців тому +1

      @@GYSMelanie5 I understand but I'm from different spectrum I would advise my family & friends just don't hurt yourself because I'm hearing her story she seems hurt actually. You know maybe she just need someone to tell to stop hurting yourself. Will atleast I'm not keeping my thoughts to myself and just share my thoughts about her.

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 6 місяців тому

      Ok Mr. Save A Hoe 😂😂😂💀

  • @oscarprank1180
    @oscarprank1180 6 місяців тому +1

    That was a awful impression

  • @BotheredBrute
    @BotheredBrute 6 місяців тому

    14:45 whoaaaa Steve made a joke about Ryan having sex with Kazumi who would have ever thought Steve would make a joke like that hmmmmm

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому

      Steve making a joke like that regarding Kazumi was due to the fact that Ryan went to her Birthday party and the nature of the type of party it was and her mention of homies. That is vastly different then you stupidly believing he would have put Ryan's pic as the guy Kalyne would be interested in through Jesus' "match making service". Since like I said, they all already know what Kalyne's type is, and Ryan's not it.

    • @BotheredBrute
      @BotheredBrute 6 місяців тому

      @@bethnichols2875 you are truly so sad you need hobbies or something

  • @Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjddc
    @Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjddc 6 місяців тому +8

    Where is her father… 🤦‍♂️

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 6 місяців тому +6

      Where is yours? He needs to help you get your hand unstuck from your face.

    • @allio3459
      @allio3459 6 місяців тому

      @@bethnichols2875are you a porn fetishizer 🤣 she doesn’t like you bro

    • @Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjddc
      @Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjddc 6 місяців тому +2

      @@bethnichols2875hahaha that actually made me laugh. Touché

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 6 місяців тому

      ​@@bethnichols2875 no chill