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Happy fatherhs day!
94 was amazing 2 words jurassic Park was my thing and teenage mutant ninja turtles what more do u need
Good mernin!
@@mathewstevens6281 yea but that was also the strike season, no World Series. So that kinda sucked.
Good mernin and happy father's day
81 million ballots, not 81 million votes.
Plus Trump's real 75 million votes adds up to more than the number of registered voters in the US. On top of that, the TV said there was just over 60% turnout. Their math fails.
@@bite-sizedshorts9635 That's because math is ra syss.
They're prosecuting 4 people in Georgia now. That's probably about 1000 harvested votes right there. The U.S. mainstream probably aren't reporting it, but it's on the news here in the U K.
Don’t know what’s truly scarier…..democrats claiming that Biden got 81M votes or that Biden the potato MIGHT have actually gotten 😊81M.
@@bite-sizedshorts9635they're not even trying anymore.
The billions in the infrastructure bill when to fix Ukraine's roads not ours
Spot on
Don't forget it's used to line the pockets of politicians
But Ukraine is the 52th state, no?
@@clintonkildepsteen3982 That's why the roads in Ukraine look like these American ones.
Nah, we're just replacing the petrodollar with the wardollar.
Message to Tyler's wife: don't ever send him to buy your tampons. You never know what he'll bring back.
Isn't it string cheese?
@@pcwhatscooking7018 Nope.
I think it's string cheese.
@@cindymoyer3808 I think it was frosting for the muffins
@@cindymoyer3808 I thought it was some kind of biscuit dough or cookie dough...? But now I don't know. And I don't get the joke either.
Jeez, usually I only feel this stupid real early in the morning,.
I'm 74 years old, and that is the first crying Brussels sprout I have ever seen. Honest.
Happy Father’s Day to everyone out here that’s an actual Father
This is kinda sorta my first Father's day, my son was born last June 2nd. So he was about a week old last Father's Day.
Even the one still at the store?
@@slitzmcduseI'm sure he's coming back, it's only been 10 years. How long can it take to get cigarettes and a 6 pack?
I identify as a father
@@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 at least 18 years
I USED to melt down in my car when Taylor Swift came on the radio.
But then discovered I could just change the channel or turn it off entirely. 🤣
😂😂😂
So she's literally climate change
I don't know if I've ever heard one of her records. I have Sirius-XM and listen to the easy listening channel to calm road rage. Occasionally I'll listen to the Willie Nelson channel of old country songs, or the 60s or 70s channels. At my favorite restaurant, they only play the oldies channel. So this new crap is safely away from my hearing.
@@bite-sizedshorts9635 I live in an area where no one has taste or standards as to what the public consumes in their establishments. Some of it is downright inappropriate for kids but I argue it's inappropriate for anyone, utter ear poison.
You can roll down your windows and listen to higher quality road noise.
The lady with the French horn was Air Force. She was under orders to be stupid. Came down from the White House.
The infrastructure money didn’t go to transportation. It went to trans advocacy.
I sure a large amount was probably pocketed
Under Biden, yeah. Trump wanted full accounting of every cent, so very little of his infrastructure bill was spent, all while municipalities complained that they couldn't just spend it without receipts.
Well they are trying to change their "infrastructure". So it's technically not a lie🤣
Both start with Trans so it’s basically the same thing.
I mean, ~technically~ "trans-portation" IS trans crap, the "change" of "porting software between hardware or operating system platforms".... They probably worded it that way because everyone thinks of cars and roads when we hear "transportation."
81 million middle fingers to Briben Administration.
Just a reminder that the Armed Forces of the USA didn't have a choice about COVID 19. Either you did this or you got kicked out. When will the Government fix that problem?
Don't hold your breathe.
The government created that problem. Why would they fix it?
@@AndyDavidson-tg4un I think holding their breathe was the only option those kicked out were given! :)
When the next Republican president gets elected….maybe.
"Either you did this or you got kicked out."
That would be a choice.
"The nicer the house, the harder to find the trash can."
And here I am with a plastic Walmart bag hanging from a cabinet door knob for a trash can.
Happy father's day to all the fathers out there
Thanks, same to you.
You mean "impregnating-person". Lets be inclusive here.
@@FmFpF1992 they don't call em "impregnating person jokes" now do they?
@@jjc4577 my post was 100% sarcasm, making fun of the "birthing-person vs mother" people in case the sarcasm got lost in translation.....
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit...wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad...philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie
And public education is tomatoes are oppressive and wace ist.
🤯
Those red dodgeballs were lethal here in Europe as well!
I will never forget the sound that ball makes when making contact with another human being..😂
Everytime I seen one on screen, I can smell it.
I too can smell it, and those things hurt, and if you complained people made fun of you. Think of these modern kids getting seriously pegged with one of those bad boys. There would be a school meeting with outraged parents saying their precious babies are being hurt. Our parents, played it too, so we just sucked up the bruises and kept going.
Our son called his dad from Iraq. Pray for the men and women serving and having to text or call their dads. Thanks.
I started college in my 40's, after 20+ yrs in the military, I was every professors' nightmare
That's the boat I'll be in once I'm clear of child support. Coming up on 19 years of service, will be retired, did a tour in Iraq, have exactly no fucks left. Yeah, prof gonna cry. 😁
Nothing like putting a professor in their place after they spout some nonsense or hide behind their profession to prove that they're right.
Yep, I think we all know why they stopped showing the "thumbs down" count. It was too good of an opinion poll!
Keep the 'downvote restore' app updated.
For Fathers Day, my son rented a 27 foot moving truck. I get to help him load it at his old house and unload it at his new house in 90 degree weather. Happy Fathers Day to all you Dads!
God love ya! That's what dads are for. Happy father's day to a real dad!
What kind of pizza did he order?
Wow! Free labor day!
Your Father's Day gift is that he's not still living in your house...he went out and got his own, and now he's likely upgrading to a better one. Enjoy your day hanging out with your son, hopefully he'll serve up some pizza and beer for dinner.
Hey, I got one text so far, awaiting 3 more and dreaming about an actual phone call.
The thing that I love most about being retired is every day is Sunday.
The meme of De Niro was spot on !
They screwed up the punchline.
The other muffin screams, "Ahhh! A talking muffin!"
It’s not a tampon is it! Looks like cheese head string cheese
i legit scrolled the comments for this very answer lol.
Thank you.
On what is apparently the world's biggest tampon.
@@T0MapleLaughs it was on STRING CHEESE
Happy Father's Day Tyler! I received a call at 2:00 a.m. in the morning from my 21-year-old son. You have no idea how fast your daughter will be walking, driving and then moving out. Enjoy it while you can, every moment is priceless!
Would it have been more convenient for him to call at 2:00AM in the afternoon?
@@patrickturner2417 for sure! Lol He's just like me and has a crazy personality. He's always trying to be the first one to wish Mom happy mother's Day or anyone happy birthday. He was out with some friends drinking so as soon as he thought about it he called me. 👍
@@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm I don't think you got the point.....
@@patrickturner2417- 😂😂😂😂
That's what you get for being picky.
@@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithmI got the point good job
It was an infrastructure bill, but it didn’t say it was for us.
Ukraine needs infrastructure, too you know.
O.M.G. That's a CHEESE STICK...not a TAMPON. 😂
Oh...I would never admit this to your wife and I'd leave snack time to HER for a while.
Definitely not a tampon🤦♀LOL
Yup, it's a cheese stick haha
Who in the Hell cuts a banana with the peal still on???? Phycos are EVERYWHERE I guess😂😂😂😂
One of those words is missing an s
No idea what 'Phycos' are, but there are Psychos everywhere.
@@allouttabubblegum1984 And the other is spelt 'peel'.
Not putting all your eggs in one basket is a wise metaphor; advice for investing your time, money, attention, and resources not all in the same place.
The thunderstorm weather is absolutely loved by people in Utah because of how dry and crispy the heat can be the smell of the rain as it hits the ground, the cooling breeze that comes through and the rain clears the air.
I was born and raised in Utah the first 7 years of my life - now I'm wondering if that is why I love thunderstorms...
The video captioned "I had to pull over to Taylor I just couldn't keep driving", and yet she was able to stop safely and setup to record her "meltdown". While far too common these days, it still amazes me that anyone can take this at all seriously without questioning it as the obvious, premeditated fakeness it is.
Unfortunately 99% of reaction videos are fake. Someone had to post them so the intent is to show off. Only a few of them are real and it's usually because those involved don't want to be recorded.
It's strange how many odd occurrences show up in videos. If I see something happening, it's over before I can get the camera going.
Pre-meditated mental illness, as well.
Bold of you to assume social media narcissists don't have a camera permanently set up and facing their direction at all times.
Still doesn't lessen the fakeness, I'll grant you.
Reminds me of that nurse in a hallway showing how hurt she was because a patient died. It wasn’t someone else recording it. What a narcissist.
“How stupid are people?” - Tyler.
“They’re bringing back H5N1 and acting like it’s a ‘novel flu virus’ and not the flu we had in 2004. Which was discovered in 1997.” - Me
Thank you! You’re absolutely correct!
They said a black man would be president when pigs fly... 100 days into Obamas presidency, swine flu (flew)
way too many people see the question of “How stupid are people?” as a challenge and not idle curiosity.
People never stop to consider that half the population... are of below average intelligence.
Millions of people have now been trained since 2020, they will flock to the Big Pharma Store to get their "booster" GMO mRNA experimental inj*ctions for dozens of newly "found" conditions and all the old "vacc*nes will be updated to GMOs mDNA . Good luck with that.
The Big Pharma Store will have ALL supplies available for the next government sponsored "emergency". The government will announce the "emergency" and most will comply VOLUNTARILY this time - big pharma will make BIG money - people will sicken over time but will still demand their many "boosters".
People are naive and told so many lies they no longer know what is true. Not dumb, trusting - just being conned....sad really. ....anyway....
I laughed as soon as you said the punishment! No way in hell would I ever become a Swifty or listen to any of her music! Can't stand her.
it IS good to finally know he doesn't really intend for us to do punishments! 'cause HELL no! 😂
I love rainy days because I feel nostalgia for those rainy days as a child where I would sit in my room with the window open listening to the rain while reading.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit but wisdom is knowing it doesn't go in a fruit salad.
And knowing ketchup is jam is to transcend into godhood.
Tomato based fruit salad is salsa. You're welcome.
Funny enough, pioneers considered tomatoes "sweet" back in the day and ate them as sweet jams or with sugar and cream. I'm pretty sure tomatoes have been altered over the decades to become less sweet. I know when I grow my own, they smell and taste a heck of a lot better than boughten ones.
@@hellpinghand5509 oooh i like this. I'm going to try to pull this one on my daughter lol
*Strength* is being able to crush a can of tomatoes.
*Dexterity* is being able to throw and dodge a barrage of tomatoes.
*Constitution* is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick.
*Intelligence* is knowing that tomatoes are fruit.
*Wisdom* is knowing that tomatoes don't belong in a fruit salad.
*Charisma* is being able to sell fruit salads with tomatoes in them.
-Dungeons & Dragons (allegedly)
I agree Tyler, we should always remember that people who cut holes in their masks have the same vote as us. We should never underestimate the stupidity of others and how dangerous it can be.
18:58 my papa and I would sit out on their screened in porch and watch the lightning when I was a kid. So it’s always nice when a thunderstorm rolls in and I can recollect the few happy childhood memories I have. ⛈️
The billions from the infrastructure bill went to the Ukraine, their infrastructure has never been better. You didn't really think the democrats would use that money for anything that would benefit the American people, did you? If you did, as punishment, no pineapple pizza for the rest of the summer.
I don't understand federal infrastructure, anyway. They make states or local pay for everything.
The right wing agreed to send our money there too
That's not entirely true. Don't forget the political donors and the politicians managed to get infrastructure financing too.
HAHAHAH... YOU DONT ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK THEY EVEN SENT IT OVER THERE DID YOU??? IF YOU DID THEY WILL DECIDE YOUR PUNISHMENT....KEEP FUCKING LICKING THOSE BOOTS.... LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE MONEY SCAM AND THOSE WHO WORSHIP IT AND FIGURE OUT THEIR SHELL GAME BEFORE YOU ARE BROKEN...
@@playdg CAN YOU UNDERSTAND SCAMS, AND HOW SOMETHING FOR NOTHING IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE WORKING FOR.... SLAVERY HAS MANY FORMS, AND IF YOU ARE WORKING LIKE A MULE WHILE SOMEONE ELSE LOUNGES AROUND, SOMETHING IS FUCKING WORNG AND IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING FUNCTIONAL BRAIN, YOU CAN FUCKING FIGURE THAT OUT WITH THE SMALLEST FUCKIGN THOUGHT...HENCE THEIR SCHEMES TO MAKE YOU ALL BRAINLESS... WHEN YOUR OPINIONS ARE GENERATED BY CHATGPT AND YOU NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE, OBEY EVERY DEMAND!!!....
All that infrastructure went to 7 charging stations.
The fish bit when it rains.
That was actually a stale mate. The king wasn’t checked.
No, the queen checked the king from two spaces away
Every time I see Nancy Pelosi on Zeducation, I feel that I have been severely punished, even though I didn't laugh.
If you need celebrities to verify your opinion then you need to give your head a wobble
The watermelon should have come with a note saying "Your terms are acceptable. Your turn."
You would then occupy a larger portion of their mind.
Happy Father's Day Tyler and all you wonderful Dads in the chat!🤩
That is not a tampon it's icing for a muffin !!!!!
😂I was laughing so hard…”looks like a tampon”
It looks like a string cheese thing
Funniest part by far
Thought it was cheese 😂😂😂😂
@@bethshadid2087 me too! lol
Good morning to all dad's ❤ Happy Father's day to all the men ,the bio and great step dad's out there. You are raising our future, thank you
Public construction projects should include a early completion bonus and a late completion penalty.
I just listened to Pink Skies for the first time. I didn’t know it would bring tears to my eyes. My wife’s died the end of March. Sweet memories are a blessing.
❤️Happy Father’s Day to all the WONDERFUL MEN out there❤
GREAT joke about the "Whine cellar"
I am definitely a severe weather lover. The worse it is the more excited I get. I just love to stand and watch in awe at the power of nature.
You’ll love Jupiter this time of year.
I'm like you. We get the most incredible lightning storms in summer on the Highveld (South Africa). First place in the country to get optic fibre because the lightning was affecting buried copper cables. I remember turning off the lights, opening the curtains and playing Shawn Phillips' "Woman" at full volume while I "watched the lightning race..."
Neighbours objected visibly (judging by the looks on their faces as they peered out their windows trying to figure out what was going on) but I was in my safe space and didn't care what anyone else thought.
By the way - crazy fact "Woman" as mentioned above, is reputed to be the longest song title in recording history. The actual song title is: "She was waiting for her mother at the station in Torino and you know I love you baby, but it's getting too heavy to last"; none of which actually appears in the song. If you're interested, it's track 1 on his "Second Contribution" album.
Correction on the song title - "...it's getting too heavy to laugh"
If cancer were a sound, its Taylor Swift's voice.
Best description of her!
Today's punishment goes against the "no cruel and inhumane" punishment in the constitution.
Amen! Ditto here, no way if I laugh am I doing that. I worship God. Not Taylor.
@@dezihaasch6976 Satan sez "aw crap!"
The other screams " Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
I was distracted by the “Tampon” comment😂
I think it’s actually yogurt or string cheese.
It's the frosting packet
@@Xeacons String cheese.
Frosting for the string cheese.
I finished your book Tyler. Great book , well done sir. As a high school shop teacher, I fully agree with you that college is a scam.
Only liberal arts; we need the STEM folks to make this a better place. Maybe I'm prejudiced, retired Mechanical Engineer, BSME 1968.
@@robertball3578 well said
Can I just say, that every time I come to comment in here, I just love this community? It gives me hope because you see these things too, and you know why they are so dangerous and harmful. We can make it as a country even as a globe if we stand up, and stand together and keep brining these things up, so others hear the truth. Thanks for creating this community Zed!
On the Watermelon trick, carve a Jack-o-lantern face into it for full effect.
Tomato is a fruit. Take advantage of that fact. Next time you are having a Bloody Mary at 9:00 in the morning, and you are asked what you are drinking, tell them it is a Fruit Smoothy, sounds a lot better.
If tomatoes are a type of mild juicy pepper, then aren't peppers fruit as well? Why don't anybody talk about that? Is the difference between a fruit and vegetable determined by how juicy it is? Has it to do with sweetness? Is the definition of a vegetable actually any edible part of a plant that isn't a seedpod? Yeah, that last one makes the most sense, but beans ARE the seeds, so what do we consider them to be? Rice as well? Is that what legume means? Guess I could google these terms for clarity...
@@KrayzeeAssKrisReturns - If you are eating the ovary of a flowering plant (the part that contains seeds)... it's a fruit. But if you are eating ANY other part of the plant, ie: leaves (lettuce), stems (celery), roots (carrots), tubers (potatoes), or even flowers (broccoli)... it's a vegetable.
@@Mr.Ekshin so cucumbers, squash and peppers are all fruit by these definitions?
Yes
@@Toutvids - Yes, tomatoes, squash, cucumbers, and peppers are all fruits by any sort of botanical definition.
Become a Swiftie? I'd rather become a Swiffer.
I always said If I started a band I'd call it Free Beer. The Bar Scene would be kickin'.
Thunderstorms are the perfect excuse for introverts to avoid going outside.
I never thought much about WHY I love thunderstorms. But that’s an excellent observation.
Good napping weather too.
They're good...but it's blizzards/ice storms that are perfect...because no one is physically able to get to you.
People might show up to your house in a thunderstorm if they lose power...or if their job is rained out and they're bored.
Thunderstorms are perfect in general too
I'm a security guard, and I love thunderstorms because they make the trouble makers stay home. Thunderstorms are the perfect reading weather outside of work too.
4-pack of ratchet straps is $42 at Menards, vs. $2400 per night hospital stay, hmmm.
Prob $5 at harbor freight
Maybe 3.99 on Temu but it’s a crapshoot with your life and hospital bills 💵 vs ♿🪦
@@davedavid7061 If you like stuff that breaks, sure
@@davedavid7061, $12 for the better ones.
Happy Father's Day to all the fathers, make the patriarchy great again!
Smart is "Tomatoes are a fruit."
Wisdom is "Don't put tomatoes in the fruit salad."
Taking away the red ball is part of what made every generation after X weak.
They completely eliminated dodge ball in Baltimore County public schools.
They can't have their little -cretins- kiddies "singling" out "targets" for "elimination".
Truth, brother...truth
Yeah. We played dodgeball with those balls. The worst I remember is someone getting a bloody nose.
I'm a millennial (36, 37 in August), and we used the real dodge balls. But yes, alot of people are whiney bitches
Nope.....taking away bullying made them soft as hell.
You tell the ghost, “You ain’t living here for free.” Ghost replies, “I ain’t living.” 👻
Im watching this Monday morning and you're singing before i had my coffee..... I paused before the wrong moment, i should of finished watching before bed.....I learnt my lesson.
Anyone else feel like Tyler is insensitive to those of us who work on the weekends? 😂
Tyler can't tell the difference between a tampon and a gogurt 😂😂😂 @Zeducation ya slippin!
Things must get messy in his house once a month!
Anyone remember Pushups? It's frozen yogurt in a cardboard toilet paper roll!
@@E2bingThey were delicious though.
Yeah Swift makes me puke too
She is and always has been annoying.
I don’t know why anybody buys her music
When I first started construction. We were cleaning out this college rental house. Was a bunch of rotted bananas wrapped with condoms. Haven't been able to eat a banana to this day ; )
Can NOT do the punishment. It WILL make my head explode. Happy father's day to all you daddies out there
my brother in Christ that is a yogurt stick not a tampon.
Yeah, it's definitely not a tampon. I raised 3 daughters and I've never seen one That big.
Happy Father’s Day, Tyler. BTW- the basketball blocks were NOT done by us. It was THEM.
That "Cybertruck" drove in front of me as I walked out of miejer one day. Everyone's eyes were glued to that thing. 😂
Afternoon Tyler,
I graduated University in '83 with a BA degree in Physics/Chemistry. Didn't want a BS degree, because I wanted more electives and arts (Literature, Language, Speech, etc.). Did me well, a career in International Sales and Marketing. No liberal here. I wouldn't change a thing.
I think we should all prank Deev again by asking him how many dodge balls he's taken to the face.
This could be taken out of context if you were more specific. 😅
Infrastructure bill, I'll bet the big guy got his cut.
Happy Father's Day to all the good dads out there❤🎉
Went from laughing to crying , never heard of Zack Bryan untill just now , lost my dad October last year . Hit home thank you
Fun Fact: Bananas are a berry!
So are tomatoes
Berries are fruit. They are a descriptive term for a kind of fruit. Any seed-bearing fleshy growth on a plant is a fruit.
Happy Father's Day all you wonderful dads❤
Even better, leave the vine attached to the watermelon. Plant the loose end in the front and leave the melon on the porch! 🤣
When I think back, I can still hear the sound of those red dodge balls hitting people at 100mph... Awesome!
The reason to get rid of electric cars as people in the crosswalk will never hear them coming
Heck, you don't need to spend that type of money. I had a very quiet standard Mazda that did the same thing. I loved to see the kids in the driveway jump when I revved the engine! LOL! I am an evil old lady.
They are so equipped with sound generators that make a whirring or whooshing noise when they drive for that exact reason, because people made that objection as soon as they started coming on the market. Although it's kind of silly, cars aren't silent, tire noise is a large part of modern cars, most of them you can't hardly hear the engine anyway. You can definitely hear a car approaching you in the street.
@@martina21953 My first new car was a 1976 Honda Civic Wagon. I can recall sitting at the side of a country road outside my small hometown, talking to a couple of friends on bicycles. So, we're in a pretty quiet place, no traffic, out of town. After talking for a few minutes, one of my friends, on his bicycle next to my left front fender, suddenly exclaims, "Is this thing running!?"
I'd never shut off the car. We'd talked for several minutes before my friends realized that the car was still running. It was that quiet.
@@justforever96 it’s a joke
Need to make the "Jetsons" car sounds mandatory.
I've always wondered if Father's Day and Juneteenth being so close together is intentional. That way the people who don't get to celebrate Father's Day have their own day.
OUCH
😂. Damn
Checks out.
Everybody wants to be a gangster. Until they hear the first muzzle blast ; )))
Don't put all your eggs in one basket - old meaning: when you take your eggs to market, if they're all in one basket and you drop the basket, you have no eggs to sell. If you use more than one basket, and you drop a basket, you've only lost a few eggs.
Newer meaning: diversify in your investments. Don't put all your money in one stock.
13:05
Let’s not forget when they outlawed the possession of gold!
Or that a dollar in 1964 (dimes, quarters, halves, and whole) coins is now worth over $20.
I'm going to secretly put a watermelon on my neighbor's doorstep and say "someone did the same to me!" if they ask me about it.
Happy Father’s Day! A funny story for you!
My son got me a portable DVD player so I could watch my old shows and lay around. I called my Dad and he talked about me getting fat for five minutes!
Lol made my day to get sandwiched like that. Have a good one everybody!
Even when I lose, I will NOT be a "Swifty"
If you were tired yesterday and are tired today that makes you retired.
Mark Twain: ...You put all your eggs in one basket, AND YOU WATCH THAT BASKET.
Happy Father’s Day everyone! And there’s no way in hell I would in right mind become a swifty!
For once and for all:
Fruit: Grows on branches from a pollinated flower
Vegetable: Any other part of a plant: root, stem, leaves, etc...
I can't believe we still have to clarify this in 2024.
Strawberries grow on vines from pollinated flowers. Cucumbers also grow on vines from pollinated flowers. One is a fruit, the other is a vegetable.
A lot of what we consider vegetables are actually not-sweet fruit.
@@overcomingobstaclescreates1695 Cucumbers are fruits. Contrary to popular belief, sugar content has nothing to do with it.
@@shadeus3053 That's what I said. I know sugar content has nothing to do with it, botanically, but "the industry" doesn't see it that way. Can you imagine your average grocery shopper calling okra a fruit?
4:28. That was me! I worked in retail at a box store for twenty three years. Loved it then, but wouldn’t now. I write fiction now. And do not miss that world at all.😄
The origin goes back to Miquel de Cervantes’ quote in 1605 by Don Quixote: “It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not venture all his eggs in one basket.” In other words, do not risk everything on one venture, plan, idea, product or person and risk losing everything.
Yes, we get it. But thanks
Aesops Fables circa 500BC reported to have been copied 400BC from a Greek source.
I guess the saying doesn't hit as hard since people can just go get more eggs these days.
It might be more impactful if people could imagine that THERE ARE NO MORE EGGS...at least not today.
@@susanlynch6680Tyler didn't.
All the info structure money went to build 8 EV charging stations.
Tic Tac Toe... a winner.
Happy Father’s Day to you and all the other fathers watching. Kids are worth the work!