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  • If you laugh you lose, good luck. #meme #memes #funny
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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  10 днів тому +70

    Goooood mernin! Check out the Zeducation BONUS video here if you have not yet! www.youtube.com/@ZeducationExtras

  • @mohmoony3918
    @mohmoony3918 9 днів тому +240

    81 million ballots, not 81 million votes.

    • @bite-sizedshorts9635
      @bite-sizedshorts9635 9 днів тому +33

      Plus Trump's real 75 million votes adds up to more than the number of registered voters in the US. On top of that, the TV said there was just over 60% turnout. Their math fails.

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 9 днів тому +20

      @@bite-sizedshorts9635 That's because math is ra syss.

    • @enkiofsumer8374
      @enkiofsumer8374 9 днів тому

      They're prosecuting 4 people in Georgia now. That's probably about 1000 harvested votes right there. The U.S. mainstream probably aren't reporting it, but it's on the news here in the U K.

    • @livelearnfromfoolsfromsage4686
      @livelearnfromfoolsfromsage4686 9 днів тому

      Don’t know what’s truly scarier…..democrats claiming that Biden got 81M votes or that Biden the potato MIGHT have actually gotten 😊81M.

    • @AndyDavidson-tg4un
      @AndyDavidson-tg4un 9 днів тому +3

      ​@@bite-sizedshorts9635they're not even trying anymore.

  • @tpas7902
    @tpas7902 9 днів тому +335

    The billions in the infrastructure bill when to fix Ukraine's roads not ours

    • @zekemedia1310
      @zekemedia1310 9 днів тому +7

      Spot on

    • @clintonkildepsteen3982
      @clintonkildepsteen3982 9 днів тому +21

      Don't forget it's used to line the pockets of politicians

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 9 днів тому +10

      But Ukraine is the 52th state, no?

    • @horizonkage
      @horizonkage 9 днів тому +3

      ​@@clintonkildepsteen3982 That's why the roads in Ukraine look like these American ones.

    • @4everscifi
      @4everscifi 9 днів тому +3

      Nah, we're just replacing the petrodollar with the wardollar.

  • @jsemplefelton5348
    @jsemplefelton5348 9 днів тому +104

    Message to Tyler's wife: don't ever send him to buy your tampons. You never know what he'll bring back.

    • @pcwhatscooking7018
      @pcwhatscooking7018 9 днів тому +13

      Isn't it string cheese?

    • @dezihaasch6976
      @dezihaasch6976 9 днів тому +1

      @@pcwhatscooking7018 Nope.

    • @cindymoyer3808
      @cindymoyer3808 9 днів тому +8

      I think it's string cheese.

    • @lindablazek3287
      @lindablazek3287 9 днів тому +9

      @@cindymoyer3808 I think it was frosting for the muffins

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 9 днів тому +6

      @@cindymoyer3808 I thought it was some kind of biscuit dough or cookie dough...? But now I don't know. And I don't get the joke either.
      Jeez, usually I only feel this stupid real early in the morning,.

  • @russellgtyler8288
    @russellgtyler8288 9 днів тому +23

    I'm 74 years old, and that is the first crying Brussels sprout I have ever seen. Honest.

  • @SS_Lord_of_Meme
    @SS_Lord_of_Meme 10 днів тому +486

    Happy Father’s Day to everyone out here that’s an actual Father

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 9 днів тому +32

      This is kinda sorta my first Father's day, my son was born last June 2nd. So he was about a week old last Father's Day.

    • @slitzmcduse
      @slitzmcduse 9 днів тому +20

      Even the one still at the store?

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 9 днів тому +19

      ​@@slitzmcduseI'm sure he's coming back, it's only been 10 years. How long can it take to get cigarettes and a 6 pack?

    • @dansweda712
      @dansweda712 9 днів тому +9

      I identify as a father

    • @slitzmcduse
      @slitzmcduse 9 днів тому +3

      @@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 at least 18 years

  • @Hermit_of_the_Holler
    @Hermit_of_the_Holler 9 днів тому +205

    I USED to melt down in my car when Taylor Swift came on the radio.
    But then discovered I could just change the channel or turn it off entirely. 🤣

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 9 днів тому +12

      😂😂😂

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 9 днів тому

      So she's literally climate change

    • @bite-sizedshorts9635
      @bite-sizedshorts9635 9 днів тому +11

      I don't know if I've ever heard one of her records. I have Sirius-XM and listen to the easy listening channel to calm road rage. Occasionally I'll listen to the Willie Nelson channel of old country songs, or the 60s or 70s channels. At my favorite restaurant, they only play the oldies channel. So this new crap is safely away from my hearing.

    • @Rdwrer
      @Rdwrer 9 днів тому +4

      @@bite-sizedshorts9635 I live in an area where no one has taste or standards as to what the public consumes in their establishments. Some of it is downright inappropriate for kids but I argue it's inappropriate for anyone, utter ear poison.

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 9 днів тому +3

      You can roll down your windows and listen to higher quality road noise.

  • @robertmorris8997
    @robertmorris8997 9 днів тому +17

    The lady with the French horn was Air Force. She was under orders to be stupid. Came down from the White House.

  • @MikeInOregon
    @MikeInOregon 9 днів тому +216

    The infrastructure money didn’t go to transportation. It went to trans advocacy.

    • @danwhitehurst6293
      @danwhitehurst6293 9 днів тому +13

      I sure a large amount was probably pocketed

    • @persnikitty3570
      @persnikitty3570 9 днів тому +8

      Under Biden, yeah. Trump wanted full accounting of every cent, so very little of his infrastructure bill was spent, all while municipalities complained that they couldn't just spend it without receipts.

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 9 днів тому +5

      Well they are trying to change their "infrastructure". So it's technically not a lie🤣

    • @colfol231
      @colfol231 9 днів тому +5

      Both start with Trans so it’s basically the same thing.

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 9 днів тому +2

      I mean, ~technically~ "trans-portation" IS trans crap, the "change" of "porting software between hardware or operating system platforms".... They probably worded it that way because everyone thinks of cars and roads when we hear "transportation."

  • @jonathanfreedom1st
    @jonathanfreedom1st 9 днів тому +44

    81 million middle fingers to Briben Administration.

  • @acc5852
    @acc5852 9 днів тому +24

    Just a reminder that the Armed Forces of the USA didn't have a choice about COVID 19. Either you did this or you got kicked out. When will the Government fix that problem?

    • @AndyDavidson-tg4un
      @AndyDavidson-tg4un 9 днів тому +2

      Don't hold your breathe.

    • @williammcleroy558
      @williammcleroy558 9 днів тому

      The government created that problem. Why would they fix it?

    • @androgyny77
      @androgyny77 8 днів тому

      @@AndyDavidson-tg4un I think holding their breathe was the only option those kicked out were given! :)

    • @kendradamm1428
      @kendradamm1428 8 днів тому

      When the next Republican president gets elected….maybe.

    • @scotto9448
      @scotto9448 5 днів тому +1

      "Either you did this or you got kicked out."
      That would be a choice.

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 9 днів тому +8

    "The nicer the house, the harder to find the trash can."
    And here I am with a plastic Walmart bag hanging from a cabinet door knob for a trash can.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 9 днів тому +88

    Happy father's day to all the fathers out there

    • @thomasryan8218
      @thomasryan8218 9 днів тому +4

      Thanks, same to you.

    • @FmFpF1992
      @FmFpF1992 9 днів тому

      You mean "impregnating-person". Lets be inclusive here.

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 9 днів тому

      @@FmFpF1992 they don't call em "impregnating person jokes" now do they?

    • @FmFpF1992
      @FmFpF1992 9 днів тому

      @@jjc4577 my post was 100% sarcasm, making fun of the "birthing-person vs mother" people in case the sarcasm got lost in translation.....

  • @joshuamartin6916
    @joshuamartin6916 9 днів тому +35

    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit...wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad...philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie

  • @vendettamedianl
    @vendettamedianl 9 днів тому +11

    Those red dodgeballs were lethal here in Europe as well!
    I will never forget the sound that ball makes when making contact with another human being..😂

    • @zoorenard1101
      @zoorenard1101 9 днів тому +2

      Everytime I seen one on screen, I can smell it.

    • @royalreign143
      @royalreign143 8 днів тому +3

      I too can smell it, and those things hurt, and if you complained people made fun of you. Think of these modern kids getting seriously pegged with one of those bad boys. There would be a school meeting with outraged parents saying their precious babies are being hurt. Our parents, played it too, so we just sucked up the bruises and kept going.

  • @lionesslisa8000
    @lionesslisa8000 9 днів тому +22

    Our son called his dad from Iraq. Pray for the men and women serving and having to text or call their dads. Thanks.

  •  9 днів тому +11

    I started college in my 40's, after 20+ yrs in the military, I was every professors' nightmare

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 9 днів тому +1

      That's the boat I'll be in once I'm clear of child support. Coming up on 19 years of service, will be retired, did a tour in Iraq, have exactly no fucks left. Yeah, prof gonna cry. 😁

    • @unclejoker9975
      @unclejoker9975 9 днів тому +1

      Nothing like putting a professor in their place after they spout some nonsense or hide behind their profession to prove that they're right.

  • @oldokieworkshop4460
    @oldokieworkshop4460 9 днів тому +31

    Yep, I think we all know why they stopped showing the "thumbs down" count. It was too good of an opinion poll!

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 9 днів тому

      Keep the 'downvote restore' app updated.

  • @robertmoriarty925
    @robertmoriarty925 9 днів тому +113

    For Fathers Day, my son rented a 27 foot moving truck. I get to help him load it at his old house and unload it at his new house in 90 degree weather. Happy Fathers Day to all you Dads!

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 9 днів тому +17

      God love ya! That's what dads are for. Happy father's day to a real dad!

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 9 днів тому +9

      What kind of pizza did he order?

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 9 днів тому +6

      Wow! Free labor day!

    • @thebluelibra5686
      @thebluelibra5686 9 днів тому +9

      Your Father's Day gift is that he's not still living in your house...he went out and got his own, and now he's likely upgrading to a better one. Enjoy your day hanging out with your son, hopefully he'll serve up some pizza and beer for dinner.

    • @aaronfogelsanger2550
      @aaronfogelsanger2550 9 днів тому +4

      Hey, I got one text so far, awaiting 3 more and dreaming about an actual phone call.

  • @CatherineBurk
    @CatherineBurk 9 днів тому +6

    The thing that I love most about being retired is every day is Sunday.

  • @adorabledeplorable5105
    @adorabledeplorable5105 9 днів тому +7

    The meme of De Niro was spot on !

  • @Valgyr
    @Valgyr 9 днів тому +86

    They screwed up the punchline.
    The other muffin screams, "Ahhh! A talking muffin!"

  • @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm
    @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm 9 днів тому +47

    Happy Father's Day Tyler! I received a call at 2:00 a.m. in the morning from my 21-year-old son. You have no idea how fast your daughter will be walking, driving and then moving out. Enjoy it while you can, every moment is priceless!

    • @patrickturner2417
      @patrickturner2417 9 днів тому +7

      Would it have been more convenient for him to call at 2:00AM in the afternoon?

    • @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm
      @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm 9 днів тому +7

      @@patrickturner2417 for sure! Lol He's just like me and has a crazy personality. He's always trying to be the first one to wish Mom happy mother's Day or anyone happy birthday. He was out with some friends drinking so as soon as he thought about it he called me. 👍

    • @patrickturner2417
      @patrickturner2417 9 днів тому +7

      @@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm I don't think you got the point.....

    • @jsemplefelton5348
      @jsemplefelton5348 9 днів тому +1

      ​​@@patrickturner2417- 😂😂😂😂
      That's what you get for being picky.

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 9 днів тому +2

      ​@@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithmI got the point good job

  • @snowwhite5842
    @snowwhite5842 9 днів тому +8

    It was an infrastructure bill, but it didn’t say it was for us.
    Ukraine needs infrastructure, too you know.

  • @jaimejones3177
    @jaimejones3177 9 днів тому +11

    O.M.G. That's a CHEESE STICK...not a TAMPON. 😂

    • @jaimejones3177
      @jaimejones3177 9 днів тому +2

      Oh...I would never admit this to your wife and I'd leave snack time to HER for a while.

  • @caric7949
    @caric7949 9 днів тому +22

    Definitely not a tampon🤦‍♀LOL

  • @davidburney8463
    @davidburney8463 9 днів тому +34

    Who in the Hell cuts a banana with the peal still on???? Phycos are EVERYWHERE I guess😂😂😂😂

    • @allouttabubblegum1984
      @allouttabubblegum1984 9 днів тому +3

      One of those words is missing an s

    • @jasonsummit1885
      @jasonsummit1885 9 днів тому +5

      No idea what 'Phycos' are, but there are Psychos everywhere.

    • @elemar5
      @elemar5 9 днів тому +5

      @@allouttabubblegum1984 And the other is spelt 'peel'.

  • @josephhorswell4839
    @josephhorswell4839 9 днів тому +6

    Not putting all your eggs in one basket is a wise metaphor; advice for investing your time, money, attention, and resources not all in the same place.

  • @andrewdilts899
    @andrewdilts899 9 днів тому +5

    The thunderstorm weather is absolutely loved by people in Utah because of how dry and crispy the heat can be the smell of the rain as it hits the ground, the cooling breeze that comes through and the rain clears the air.

    • @overcomingobstaclescreates1695
      @overcomingobstaclescreates1695 8 днів тому

      I was born and raised in Utah the first 7 years of my life - now I'm wondering if that is why I love thunderstorms...

  • @grahf4077
    @grahf4077 9 днів тому +109

    The video captioned "I had to pull over to Taylor I just couldn't keep driving", and yet she was able to stop safely and setup to record her "meltdown". While far too common these days, it still amazes me that anyone can take this at all seriously without questioning it as the obvious, premeditated fakeness it is.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 9 днів тому +5

      Unfortunately 99% of reaction videos are fake. Someone had to post them so the intent is to show off. Only a few of them are real and it's usually because those involved don't want to be recorded.

    • @bite-sizedshorts9635
      @bite-sizedshorts9635 9 днів тому +7

      It's strange how many odd occurrences show up in videos. If I see something happening, it's over before I can get the camera going.

    • @aaronwalcott513
      @aaronwalcott513 9 днів тому +5

      Pre-meditated mental illness, as well.

    • @kerim.peardon5551
      @kerim.peardon5551 9 днів тому +9

      Bold of you to assume social media narcissists don't have a camera permanently set up and facing their direction at all times.
      Still doesn't lessen the fakeness, I'll grant you.

    • @dianaklien1560
      @dianaklien1560 9 днів тому +4

      Reminds me of that nurse in a hallway showing how hurt she was because a patient died. It wasn’t someone else recording it. What a narcissist.

  • @MikeInOregon
    @MikeInOregon 9 днів тому +100

    “How stupid are people?” - Tyler.
    “They’re bringing back H5N1 and acting like it’s a ‘novel flu virus’ and not the flu we had in 2004. Which was discovered in 1997.” - Me

    • @jackd7494
      @jackd7494 9 днів тому +10

      Thank you! You’re absolutely correct!

    • @nunyabidness674
      @nunyabidness674 9 днів тому

      They said a black man would be president when pigs fly... 100 days into Obamas presidency, swine flu (flew)

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 9 днів тому +9

      way too many people see the question of “How stupid are people?” as a challenge and not idle curiosity.

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 9 днів тому

      People never stop to consider that half the population... are of below average intelligence.

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 9 днів тому

      Millions of people have now been trained since 2020, they will flock to the Big Pharma Store to get their "booster" GMO mRNA experimental inj*ctions for dozens of newly "found" conditions and all the old "vacc*nes will be updated to GMOs mDNA . Good luck with that.
      The Big Pharma Store will have ALL supplies available for the next government sponsored "emergency". The government will announce the "emergency" and most will comply VOLUNTARILY this time - big pharma will make BIG money - people will sicken over time but will still demand their many "boosters".
      People are naive and told so many lies they no longer know what is true. Not dumb, trusting - just being conned....sad really. ....anyway....

  • @vickif9902
    @vickif9902 9 днів тому +7

    I laughed as soon as you said the punishment! No way in hell would I ever become a Swifty or listen to any of her music! Can't stand her.

    • @robyneanderton9253
      @robyneanderton9253 8 днів тому

      it IS good to finally know he doesn't really intend for us to do punishments! 'cause HELL no! 😂

  • @sc9702
    @sc9702 9 днів тому +2

    I love rainy days because I feel nostalgia for those rainy days as a child where I would sit in my room with the window open listening to the rain while reading.

  • @jamesscottselfdefense47
    @jamesscottselfdefense47 9 днів тому +75

    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit but wisdom is knowing it doesn't go in a fruit salad.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 9 днів тому +5

      And knowing ketchup is jam is to transcend into godhood.

    • @hellpinghand5509
      @hellpinghand5509 9 днів тому +9

      Tomato based fruit salad is salsa. You're welcome.

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 9 днів тому +5

      Funny enough, pioneers considered tomatoes "sweet" back in the day and ate them as sweet jams or with sugar and cream. I'm pretty sure tomatoes have been altered over the decades to become less sweet. I know when I grow my own, they smell and taste a heck of a lot better than boughten ones.

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 9 днів тому +1

      @@hellpinghand5509 oooh i like this. I'm going to try to pull this one on my daughter lol

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 9 днів тому +5

      *Strength* is being able to crush a can of tomatoes.
      *Dexterity* is being able to throw and dodge a barrage of tomatoes.
      *Constitution* is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick.
      *Intelligence* is knowing that tomatoes are fruit.
      *Wisdom* is knowing that tomatoes don't belong in a fruit salad.
      *Charisma* is being able to sell fruit salads with tomatoes in them.
      -Dungeons & Dragons (allegedly)

  • @mrthoms0n1
    @mrthoms0n1 9 днів тому +1

    I agree Tyler, we should always remember that people who cut holes in their masks have the same vote as us. We should never underestimate the stupidity of others and how dangerous it can be.

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 9 днів тому +2

    18:58 my papa and I would sit out on their screened in porch and watch the lightning when I was a kid. So it’s always nice when a thunderstorm rolls in and I can recollect the few happy childhood memories I have. ⛈️

  • @MrClobbertime
    @MrClobbertime 9 днів тому +165

    The billions from the infrastructure bill went to the Ukraine, their infrastructure has never been better. You didn't really think the democrats would use that money for anything that would benefit the American people, did you? If you did, as punishment, no pineapple pizza for the rest of the summer.

    • @playdg
      @playdg 9 днів тому +4

      I don't understand federal infrastructure, anyway. They make states or local pay for everything.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 9 днів тому +4

      The right wing agreed to send our money there too

    • @keats182
      @keats182 9 днів тому +3

      That's not entirely true. Don't forget the political donors and the politicians managed to get infrastructure financing too.

    • @user-ij6qt8nt6x
      @user-ij6qt8nt6x 9 днів тому

      HAHAHAH... YOU DONT ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK THEY EVEN SENT IT OVER THERE DID YOU??? IF YOU DID THEY WILL DECIDE YOUR PUNISHMENT....KEEP FUCKING LICKING THOSE BOOTS.... LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE MONEY SCAM AND THOSE WHO WORSHIP IT AND FIGURE OUT THEIR SHELL GAME BEFORE YOU ARE BROKEN...

    • @user-ij6qt8nt6x
      @user-ij6qt8nt6x 9 днів тому

      @@playdg CAN YOU UNDERSTAND SCAMS, AND HOW SOMETHING FOR NOTHING IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE WORKING FOR.... SLAVERY HAS MANY FORMS, AND IF YOU ARE WORKING LIKE A MULE WHILE SOMEONE ELSE LOUNGES AROUND, SOMETHING IS FUCKING WORNG AND IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING FUNCTIONAL BRAIN, YOU CAN FUCKING FIGURE THAT OUT WITH THE SMALLEST FUCKIGN THOUGHT...HENCE THEIR SCHEMES TO MAKE YOU ALL BRAINLESS... WHEN YOUR OPINIONS ARE GENERATED BY CHATGPT AND YOU NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE, OBEY EVERY DEMAND!!!....

  • @bentaylor4570
    @bentaylor4570 9 днів тому +26

    All that infrastructure went to 7 charging stations.
    The fish bit when it rains.

  • @geoffkomdeur9103
    @geoffkomdeur9103 9 днів тому +3

    That was actually a stale mate. The king wasn’t checked.

  • @allenra530
    @allenra530 9 днів тому +4

    Every time I see Nancy Pelosi on Zeducation, I feel that I have been severely punished, even though I didn't laugh.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 9 днів тому +21

    If you need celebrities to verify your opinion then you need to give your head a wobble

  • @ZyloxDragon1
    @ZyloxDragon1 9 днів тому +39

    The watermelon should have come with a note saying "Your terms are acceptable. Your turn."

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 9 днів тому +2

      You would then occupy a larger portion of their mind.

  • @WendyHubble-ur7sn
    @WendyHubble-ur7sn 9 днів тому +1

    Happy Father's Day Tyler and all you wonderful Dads in the chat!🤩

  • @terrysanders823
    @terrysanders823 9 днів тому +53

    That is not a tampon it's icing for a muffin !!!!!

  • @jamielynjudd6738
    @jamielynjudd6738 9 днів тому +40

    Good morning to all dad's ❤ Happy Father's day to all the men ,the bio and great step dad's out there. You are raising our future, thank you

  • @rangerd3847
    @rangerd3847 9 днів тому +1

    Public construction projects should include a early completion bonus and a late completion penalty.

  • @drmasroberts
    @drmasroberts 9 днів тому +1

    I just listened to Pink Skies for the first time. I didn’t know it would bring tears to my eyes. My wife’s died the end of March. Sweet memories are a blessing.

  • @my2cents581
    @my2cents581 9 днів тому +17

    ❤️Happy Father’s Day to all the WONDERFUL MEN out there❤

  • @Chris-um3se
    @Chris-um3se 9 днів тому +23

    GREAT joke about the "Whine cellar"

  • @mrsullivan1709
    @mrsullivan1709 9 днів тому +4

    I am definitely a severe weather lover. The worse it is the more excited I get. I just love to stand and watch in awe at the power of nature.

    • @ebred76
      @ebred76 9 днів тому

      You’ll love Jupiter this time of year.

    • @michaeljlouw620
      @michaeljlouw620 9 днів тому

      I'm like you. We get the most incredible lightning storms in summer on the Highveld (South Africa). First place in the country to get optic fibre because the lightning was affecting buried copper cables. I remember turning off the lights, opening the curtains and playing Shawn Phillips' "Woman" at full volume while I "watched the lightning race..."
      Neighbours objected visibly (judging by the looks on their faces as they peered out their windows trying to figure out what was going on) but I was in my safe space and didn't care what anyone else thought.
      By the way - crazy fact "Woman" as mentioned above, is reputed to be the longest song title in recording history. The actual song title is: "She was waiting for her mother at the station in Torino and you know I love you baby, but it's getting too heavy to last"; none of which actually appears in the song. If you're interested, it's track 1 on his "Second Contribution" album.

    • @michaeljlouw620
      @michaeljlouw620 9 днів тому

      Correction on the song title - "...it's getting too heavy to laugh"

  • @Randomonium66
    @Randomonium66 9 днів тому +2

    If cancer were a sound, its Taylor Swift's voice.

  • @Kryten428
    @Kryten428 9 днів тому +33

    Today's punishment goes against the "no cruel and inhumane" punishment in the constitution.

    • @dezihaasch6976
      @dezihaasch6976 9 днів тому +2

      Amen! Ditto here, no way if I laugh am I doing that. I worship God. Not Taylor.

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 9 днів тому

      @@dezihaasch6976 Satan sez "aw crap!"

  • @ESninjasquad
    @ESninjasquad 9 днів тому +33

    The other screams " Oh my god, a talking muffin!"

    • @my2cents581
      @my2cents581 9 днів тому +6

      I was distracted by the “Tampon” comment😂

    • @Xeacons
      @Xeacons 9 днів тому +9

      I think it’s actually yogurt or string cheese.

    • @stefgold9983
      @stefgold9983 9 днів тому +5

      It's the frosting packet

    • @rahkinrah1963
      @rahkinrah1963 9 днів тому +3

      @@Xeacons String cheese.

    • @rahkinrah1963
      @rahkinrah1963 9 днів тому +4

      Frosting for the string cheese.

  • @mr.kongable
    @mr.kongable 9 днів тому +1

    I finished your book Tyler. Great book , well done sir. As a high school shop teacher, I fully agree with you that college is a scam.

    • @robertball3578
      @robertball3578 8 днів тому +2

      Only liberal arts; we need the STEM folks to make this a better place. Maybe I'm prejudiced, retired Mechanical Engineer, BSME 1968.

    • @mr.kongable
      @mr.kongable 8 днів тому

      @@robertball3578 well said

  • @royalreign143
    @royalreign143 8 днів тому

    Can I just say, that every time I come to comment in here, I just love this community? It gives me hope because you see these things too, and you know why they are so dangerous and harmful. We can make it as a country even as a globe if we stand up, and stand together and keep brining these things up, so others hear the truth. Thanks for creating this community Zed!

  • @thorenshammer
    @thorenshammer 9 днів тому +18

    On the Watermelon trick, carve a Jack-o-lantern face into it for full effect.

  • @jay-ce1rb
    @jay-ce1rb 9 днів тому +37

    Tomato is a fruit. Take advantage of that fact. Next time you are having a Bloody Mary at 9:00 in the morning, and you are asked what you are drinking, tell them it is a Fruit Smoothy, sounds a lot better.

    • @KrayzeeAssKrisReturns
      @KrayzeeAssKrisReturns 9 днів тому

      If tomatoes are a type of mild juicy pepper, then aren't peppers fruit as well? Why don't anybody talk about that? Is the difference between a fruit and vegetable determined by how juicy it is? Has it to do with sweetness? Is the definition of a vegetable actually any edible part of a plant that isn't a seedpod? Yeah, that last one makes the most sense, but beans ARE the seeds, so what do we consider them to be? Rice as well? Is that what legume means? Guess I could google these terms for clarity...

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 9 днів тому +1

      @@KrayzeeAssKrisReturns - If you are eating the ovary of a flowering plant (the part that contains seeds)... it's a fruit. But if you are eating ANY other part of the plant, ie: leaves (lettuce), stems (celery), roots (carrots), tubers (potatoes), or even flowers (broccoli)... it's a vegetable.

    • @Toutvids
      @Toutvids 9 днів тому

      @@Mr.Ekshin so cucumbers, squash and peppers are all fruit by these definitions?

    • @nathanwhitmore3980
      @nathanwhitmore3980 9 днів тому

      Yes

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 9 днів тому

      @@Toutvids - Yes, tomatoes, squash, cucumbers, and peppers are all fruits by any sort of botanical definition.

  • @baldeagle5297
    @baldeagle5297 9 днів тому +2

    Become a Swiftie? I'd rather become a Swiffer.

  • @stevew.7346
    @stevew.7346 День тому

    I always said If I started a band I'd call it Free Beer. The Bar Scene would be kickin'.

  • @sirius8477
    @sirius8477 9 днів тому +33

    Thunderstorms are the perfect excuse for introverts to avoid going outside.

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 9 днів тому +5

      I never thought much about WHY I love thunderstorms. But that’s an excellent observation.

    • @cathoderaytube7497
      @cathoderaytube7497 9 днів тому +10

      Good napping weather too.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 9 днів тому +7

      They're good...but it's blizzards/ice storms that are perfect...because no one is physically able to get to you.
      People might show up to your house in a thunderstorm if they lose power...or if their job is rained out and they're bored.

    • @davidchambers44
      @davidchambers44 9 днів тому +5

      Thunderstorms are perfect in general too

    • @blackdragoness21
      @blackdragoness21 9 днів тому +3

      I'm a security guard, and I love thunderstorms because they make the trouble makers stay home. Thunderstorms are the perfect reading weather outside of work too.

  • @paulbrickler
    @paulbrickler 9 днів тому +23

    4-pack of ratchet straps is $42 at Menards, vs. $2400 per night hospital stay, hmmm.

    • @davedavid7061
      @davedavid7061 9 днів тому +3

      Prob $5 at harbor freight

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 9 днів тому

      Maybe 3.99 on Temu but it’s a crapshoot with your life and hospital bills 💵 vs ♿🪦

    • @paulbrickler
      @paulbrickler 9 днів тому

      @@davedavid7061 If you like stuff that breaks, sure

    • @fredk.2001
      @fredk.2001 9 днів тому

      ​@@davedavid7061, $12 for the better ones.

  • @allouttabubblegum1984
    @allouttabubblegum1984 9 днів тому

    Happy Father's Day to all the fathers, make the patriarchy great again!

  • @bobbarclay316
    @bobbarclay316 9 днів тому +2

    Smart is "Tomatoes are a fruit."
    Wisdom is "Don't put tomatoes in the fruit salad."

  • @Jkarsjens
    @Jkarsjens 9 днів тому +50

    Taking away the red ball is part of what made every generation after X weak.

    • @patrickturner2417
      @patrickturner2417 9 днів тому

      They completely eliminated dodge ball in Baltimore County public schools.
      They can't have their little -cretins- kiddies "singling" out "targets" for "elimination".

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 9 днів тому +4

      Truth, brother...truth

    • @YOUR-LOCAL13
      @YOUR-LOCAL13 9 днів тому +3

      Yeah. We played dodgeball with those balls. The worst I remember is someone getting a bloody nose.

    • @brandonlinsey5625
      @brandonlinsey5625 9 днів тому

      I'm a millennial (36, 37 in August), and we used the real dodge balls. But yes, alot of people are whiney bitches

    • @texasforever5776
      @texasforever5776 9 днів тому +3

      Nope.....taking away bullying made them soft as hell.

  • @MM-ix5nf
    @MM-ix5nf 9 днів тому +19

    You tell the ghost, “You ain’t living here for free.” Ghost replies, “I ain’t living.” 👻

  • @ShortAndNarrow
    @ShortAndNarrow 9 днів тому +1

    Im watching this Monday morning and you're singing before i had my coffee..... I paused before the wrong moment, i should of finished watching before bed.....I learnt my lesson.

  • @ChronoSquare
    @ChronoSquare 8 днів тому +2

    Anyone else feel like Tyler is insensitive to those of us who work on the weekends? 😂

  • @SweetMamaG
    @SweetMamaG 9 днів тому +17

    Tyler can't tell the difference between a tampon and a gogurt 😂😂😂 @Zeducation ya slippin!

    • @jathompson7606
      @jathompson7606 9 днів тому +1

      Things must get messy in his house once a month!

    • @E2bing
      @E2bing 9 днів тому +1

      Anyone remember Pushups? It's frozen yogurt in a cardboard toilet paper roll!

    • @jameswest1093
      @jameswest1093 9 днів тому

      ​@@E2bingThey were delicious though.

  • @brismith2728
    @brismith2728 9 днів тому +30

    Yeah Swift makes me puke too

    • @russholly
      @russholly 9 днів тому +5

      She is and always has been annoying.

    • @stewarttomkinson3356
      @stewarttomkinson3356 9 днів тому +4

      I don’t know why anybody buys her music

  • @Drew-tj8gz
    @Drew-tj8gz 7 днів тому +1

    When I first started construction. We were cleaning out this college rental house. Was a bunch of rotted bananas wrapped with condoms. Haven't been able to eat a banana to this day ; )

  • @sherrifennel719
    @sherrifennel719 9 днів тому

    Can NOT do the punishment. It WILL make my head explode. Happy father's day to all you daddies out there

  • @clonetrooperkoko2681
    @clonetrooperkoko2681 9 днів тому +19

    my brother in Christ that is a yogurt stick not a tampon.

    • @scottmccloud9029
      @scottmccloud9029 9 днів тому +5

      Yeah, it's definitely not a tampon. I raised 3 daughters and I've never seen one That big.

  • @Pa-we1lw
    @Pa-we1lw 9 днів тому +19

    Happy Father’s Day, Tyler. BTW- the basketball blocks were NOT done by us. It was THEM.

  • @nathanielwestern6921
    @nathanielwestern6921 9 днів тому +1

    That "Cybertruck" drove in front of me as I walked out of miejer one day. Everyone's eyes were glued to that thing. 😂

  • @victorpena9824
    @victorpena9824 9 днів тому

    Afternoon Tyler,
    I graduated University in '83 with a BA degree in Physics/Chemistry. Didn't want a BS degree, because I wanted more electives and arts (Literature, Language, Speech, etc.). Did me well, a career in International Sales and Marketing. No liberal here. I wouldn't change a thing.

  • @GardenDude1
    @GardenDude1 9 днів тому +16

    I think we should all prank Deev again by asking him how many dodge balls he's taken to the face.

    • @bob_the_b4536
      @bob_the_b4536 9 днів тому +1

      This could be taken out of context if you were more specific. 😅

  • @cherylweber1246
    @cherylweber1246 9 днів тому +6

    Infrastructure bill, I'll bet the big guy got his cut.

  • @PrairieWolff
    @PrairieWolff 9 днів тому +1

    Happy Father's Day to all the good dads out there❤🎉

  • @actinsus
    @actinsus 9 днів тому

    Went from laughing to crying , never heard of Zack Bryan untill just now , lost my dad October last year . Hit home thank you

  • @ImDeviantMrED
    @ImDeviantMrED 9 днів тому +18

    Fun Fact: Bananas are a berry!

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 9 днів тому +2

      So are tomatoes

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 9 днів тому +2

      Berries are fruit. They are a descriptive term for a kind of fruit. Any seed-bearing fleshy growth on a plant is a fruit.

  • @emv1237
    @emv1237 9 днів тому +8

    Happy Father's Day all you wonderful dads❤

  • @beansdad70
    @beansdad70 9 днів тому +1

    Even better, leave the vine attached to the watermelon. Plant the loose end in the front and leave the melon on the porch! 🤣

  • @bradgriffith9175
    @bradgriffith9175 7 днів тому

    When I think back, I can still hear the sound of those red dodge balls hitting people at 100mph... Awesome!

  • @stewarttomkinson3356
    @stewarttomkinson3356 9 днів тому +14

    The reason to get rid of electric cars as people in the crosswalk will never hear them coming

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 9 днів тому +3

      Heck, you don't need to spend that type of money. I had a very quiet standard Mazda that did the same thing. I loved to see the kids in the driveway jump when I revved the engine! LOL! I am an evil old lady.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 9 днів тому +2

      They are so equipped with sound generators that make a whirring or whooshing noise when they drive for that exact reason, because people made that objection as soon as they started coming on the market. Although it's kind of silly, cars aren't silent, tire noise is a large part of modern cars, most of them you can't hardly hear the engine anyway. You can definitely hear a car approaching you in the street.

    • @brolinofvandar
      @brolinofvandar 9 днів тому

      @@martina21953 My first new car was a 1976 Honda Civic Wagon. I can recall sitting at the side of a country road outside my small hometown, talking to a couple of friends on bicycles. So, we're in a pretty quiet place, no traffic, out of town. After talking for a few minutes, one of my friends, on his bicycle next to my left front fender, suddenly exclaims, "Is this thing running!?"
      I'd never shut off the car. We'd talked for several minutes before my friends realized that the car was still running. It was that quiet.

    • @stewarttomkinson3356
      @stewarttomkinson3356 9 днів тому

      @@justforever96 it’s a joke

    • @fredk.2001
      @fredk.2001 9 днів тому

      Need to make the "Jetsons" car sounds mandatory.

  • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
    @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 9 днів тому +15

    I've always wondered if Father's Day and Juneteenth being so close together is intentional. That way the people who don't get to celebrate Father's Day have their own day.

  • @Drew-tj8gz
    @Drew-tj8gz 7 днів тому +1

    Everybody wants to be a gangster. Until they hear the first muzzle blast ; )))

  • @carolynross9161
    @carolynross9161 9 днів тому +1

    Don't put all your eggs in one basket - old meaning: when you take your eggs to market, if they're all in one basket and you drop the basket, you have no eggs to sell. If you use more than one basket, and you drop a basket, you've only lost a few eggs.
    Newer meaning: diversify in your investments. Don't put all your money in one stock.

  • @tcbink
    @tcbink 9 днів тому +10

    13:05
    Let’s not forget when they outlawed the possession of gold!

    • @MSMNBC
      @MSMNBC 9 днів тому +1

      Or that a dollar in 1964 (dimes, quarters, halves, and whole) coins is now worth over $20.

  • @Ryo7_7
    @Ryo7_7 9 днів тому +12

    I'm going to secretly put a watermelon on my neighbor's doorstep and say "someone did the same to me!" if they ask me about it.

  • @jasonhewitt9542
    @jasonhewitt9542 9 днів тому

    Happy Father’s Day! A funny story for you!
    My son got me a portable DVD player so I could watch my old shows and lay around. I called my Dad and he talked about me getting fat for five minutes!
    Lol made my day to get sandwiched like that. Have a good one everybody!

  • @Jaspergoo96
    @Jaspergoo96 9 днів тому +3

    Even when I lose, I will NOT be a "Swifty"

  • @desertmaker
    @desertmaker 9 днів тому +1

    If you were tired yesterday and are tired today that makes you retired.

  • @TheBathrobeWizard
    @TheBathrobeWizard 9 днів тому +12

    Mark Twain: ...You put all your eggs in one basket, AND YOU WATCH THAT BASKET.

  • @denniscrane9753
    @denniscrane9753 9 днів тому +9

    Happy Father’s Day everyone! And there’s no way in hell I would in right mind become a swifty!

  • @shadeus3053
    @shadeus3053 8 днів тому +2

    For once and for all:
    Fruit: Grows on branches from a pollinated flower
    Vegetable: Any other part of a plant: root, stem, leaves, etc...
    I can't believe we still have to clarify this in 2024.

    • @overcomingobstaclescreates1695
      @overcomingobstaclescreates1695 8 днів тому +1

      Strawberries grow on vines from pollinated flowers. Cucumbers also grow on vines from pollinated flowers. One is a fruit, the other is a vegetable.
      A lot of what we consider vegetables are actually not-sweet fruit.

    • @shadeus3053
      @shadeus3053 8 днів тому

      @@overcomingobstaclescreates1695 Cucumbers are fruits. Contrary to popular belief, sugar content has nothing to do with it.

    • @overcomingobstaclescreates1695
      @overcomingobstaclescreates1695 6 днів тому

      @@shadeus3053 That's what I said. I know sugar content has nothing to do with it, botanically, but "the industry" doesn't see it that way. Can you imagine your average grocery shopper calling okra a fruit?

  • @dezihaasch6976
    @dezihaasch6976 9 днів тому

    4:28. That was me! I worked in retail at a box store for twenty three years. Loved it then, but wouldn’t now. I write fiction now. And do not miss that world at all.😄

  • @slitzmcduse
    @slitzmcduse 9 днів тому +26

    The origin goes back to Miquel de Cervantes’ quote in 1605 by Don Quixote: “It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not venture all his eggs in one basket.” In other words, do not risk everything on one venture, plan, idea, product or person and risk losing everything.

    • @susanlynch6680
      @susanlynch6680 9 днів тому +2

      Yes, we get it. But thanks

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 9 днів тому

      Aesops Fables circa 500BC reported to have been copied 400BC from a Greek source.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 9 днів тому

      I guess the saying doesn't hit as hard since people can just go get more eggs these days.
      It might be more impactful if people could imagine that THERE ARE NO MORE EGGS...at least not today.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 9 днів тому

      ​@@susanlynch6680Tyler didn't.

  • @glenngunnis6642
    @glenngunnis6642 9 днів тому +7

    All the info structure money went to build 8 EV charging stations.

  • @tonebone7449
    @tonebone7449 8 днів тому +1

    Tic Tac Toe... a winner.

  • @kackarot2
    @kackarot2 9 днів тому

    Happy Father’s Day to you and all the other fathers watching. Kids are worth the work!