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You can add Jack Black to that list of Hollywood idiots.
Oh no, what did he do?
@@SecretMagician he was recently shilling for biden
@@SecretMagician look it up. Paul Joseph Watson posted the best take
A true shame. Especially since his mom helped design the Apollo lunar module guidance system. I guess intelligence isn't everything.
I used to kinda like Jack Black until I saw him licking bidens balls.
“Look at me! I spent six years in a four year program in feminist studies, decolonizing queer indigenous fashions and its impacts on climate and I can’t get a job in this patriarchy!!!… pay off my student loans racists!”
no worries!! all those girls will be serving you a latte at starbucks for the rest of their lives.
Screw you. Go back and get a real degree if you can.
Well said!
If they wasted that much of their life taking a useless degree, imagine how much company time they will waste per day when they get a job 😂
Sounds like time well spent, and not mentally disabling at all.
I used to work for a "for profit" trade school. In order for us to qualify to receive federal student loans for our students, we had to show a high graduation rate, prove that our student could actually earn enough money with their education to pay back their student loans, have at least a 95% placement rate with an employer, and provide lifetime job placement assistance.
Why can't we expect our colleges and universities to do the same?
Because they are taxpayer-funded, and that money is spent with ZERO supervision by whatever took over the US government.
That sounds so normal. Breath of fresh air.
For the same reason the schools choose processed foods over healthy food. It's not in the budget. Things are working just fine for the universities. They will only change the message. Nothing else.
What? Do you want the useless members of society to fend off for themselves?? Who will vote for college debt foegiveness if they can just pay it off??
@@troyousmaximus the point here is that clearly the government doesn't impose the same requirements on the universities despite shilling out a lot more tax payer money unto them.
"Thank a straight person for your exisitance" I lose hahah
I gots my degree in underwater basket weaving but I cain't find a job with that. The system is RACIST. LOL
Reprehensible. That’s a $200k degree right out of college!
Do you undergarments have a Rosie O'Donnell hole in the front? Thats the problem right there
Gots! Lol
@wand - You are behind the times. That degree has been upgraded to “Ecological Uses of the Marshlands”. I suggest you redo your resume with this change. It’s bound to draw responses. Follow me for more educational advice
I was told that market was booming
Septum piercings are so incredibly unattractive
I used to see septum rings when I was a kid growing up on a farm.
And then they gauge them it is nasty and I don't mind piercings but that one is just weird
@@mchume65 Hog rings, to keep them from rooting.
spent summers as a kid in a farm ....septum rings always remind me of cows
as a retired respiratory therapist, nose piercings remind me of boogers
Tyler, the college professors don't care about their student's jobs, the professors have tenure - they have a lifetime job.
USELESS WOKE DEGREES. NO POTENTIAL HIRES. LOW VALUE. UNPAYABLE DEBT. 🤡
A large percentage of people teaching these soft information classes have no real credentials let alone a tenured position. To the colleges, the beauty of woke idiots taking silly classes is that any warm body can "teach" them and be paid peanuts while the college charges full price to sucker students racking up student loans to pay for it. These part-time teachers are activist types, not highly educated people.
And what a job ! Cant be questioned or have their "results" assessed ! Belt fed bullshit.
Did you ever notice that not one of them has a degree in common sense?
That old lady with 433 tabs open.. kind of like Biden, but all of them are frozen.
and no one knows where the sound is coming from.
That would be my Mom. 20+ apps running.
Actually the 433 tabs were just in the second page. The first page of tabs were private and it didn't show a number.
And like Biden, the battery runs down fast.
My dad is the complete opposite. He's 68 for reference but he'll be on UA-cam watching a video and when he wants to find another video, he CLOSES the entire window. Then gets on the internet browser again, searches for UA-cam and goes from there. lol
In 2008 it was called predatory lending when a bank gave a home loan to someone that couldn’t pay it back yet today it’s perfectly ok for a bank to give massive loans for a genders study degree. Things that make you go hmmmm.
Big 'education' gives bigger bribes to our masters
Went to my Canadian bank today, and rainbow flags were on the wall, and beside each teller window was a big picture of a black trans queer man. Banks pushing anti-white anti-straight propaganda much?
The government took over student loans around 15 years ago. Banks are completely out of it. To get a student loan from a bank you have to put up real collateral and take out a personal loan.
the democrats in 2006 (when they won control of Congress again) activated a bill created by Bill Clinton that forced banks to give mortgages to the poor (because it was the right thing to do). One year later, the housing market crashed because (what do you know), the poor couldn't pay the mortgage payments.
Predatory lending to someone that isn't going to pay it back makes me go hmmm...
My daughter graduated from UW Madison this year with a degree in English and Creative Arts. I refused to help with her tuition when she told me that was her goal. I told her that she already speaks English and myself and my dad and I could teach her creative art in our wood shop. She paid for a woodworking class, dyed her hair green and got a septum piercing. I've failed as a father.
Hopefully she'll grow out of it
I hope I don't fail as bad as you.
@@zachbase1124 Likewise. Full disclosure, she was raised predominantly by her mother because the court said so.
They were doing septum piercings, since early 80s, along with green hair
@@hhealy7199
They're people in their 60s, who did this
$180 bucks for a fishing lure? Barnum was right...one born every minute... 🤣
I thought it was quite beautiful. I'm watching through my phone and I can't spot the snake.
@@hhealy7199 Just a bit to the right of the lure. Perhaps you should get a computer with a real screen that shows lots more pixels. I'm using a desktop computer with a 43" flat screen TV as a monitor.
Mark Hamil? The Farce is strong with this one.
😂😂
He’s also a voice actor for a lot of animated Joker’s, like in the Batman Arkham trilogy. It’s fitting him better and better.
🤣
the OLD Dennis the Menace from the 90s... LOL the old Dennis the menace starred Jay North in the 1960s
Yeah... the youngsters who think the 1990s are old!! 😂
To me, it's the 60s 👵🏻
The OLD Dennis the Menace was in the comic strips in the 50s and maybe 40s. That’s where the idea for the TV show came from.
The UK Dennis The Menace was completely different. And he had a dog called Gnasher.
1959 to 1963.
Those students stating what degrees they had just recieved, will be on the list asking for loan forgiveness!
College is not about education, It's about the MONEY
you forgot indoctrination which is it's primary purpose
No.
Getting a college degree = $100k+
Going to the library = FREE
If the library has what you need at least.
I could learn more on UA-cam than those degrees and dont even have to leave home.
How about:
GOOGLE on the end of your hand:
PRICELESS
My library will order the book I want from whichever location has an edition. All libraries are set up for furthering your reading. I'm getting the feeling that you don't frequent your local library with much frequency.
THIS. I have learned way more from library books than I ever did in college. I'm very grateful I dropped out before I even got two years in. I even knew more than many of my teachers. It was frustrating. And this was about 15 yrs ago-ish
When I first met my future wife's father...he was in a field next to their home...shooting a pistol. I got the message.
I recall back in the late 1960's when one of my sisters boy friends came over for the first time, they were sitting on the couch talking with my mother, while my dad was sitting nearby (in plain view) cleaning his double barrel 12 gauge shotgun. To his credit the boy smiled when he saw it, got up and sat next to my dad talking about how great shotguns were. My sister is still married to him.
I told my future son-in-law "That's my only daughter and I'm not afraid to go back to prison."
and when you are a future dad to a future daughter it will be your turn.
@@viperdemonz-jenkins Well, I did take the Father-in-law's example to heart. I planed to at least be cleaning a shotgun or other firearm upon meeting my daughter's dates...but I never was gifted a daughter... In my 60s now so I think that time has passed....Grand-daughter is another story.
At this point I just want a good young man to pester my daughter (who claims to be a lesbian) until she just says yes 8 years late...
Once our daughter tricked a school iPad akin to a phone and got into some nasty social media NO ONE has ever heard of... she claimed lesbianism and she has been full of hate except her ONE girlfriend (who's VERY straighti might add) and plays the little SJW to her younger brother.... and doesn't want to be a part of the family at all... yeah. There's that. Before she left for college I stayed away many long hours hoping she wasn't going to kill me in my sleep. No lie. She's turned VERY cold. Hates almost everything... she MIGHT be doing better NOW that she's been working....
7:36: The man talking is Phillip Schofield, a TV personality in Britain who admitted to having a relationship with a a much younger male TV co-worker (30+ years younger). The comment was about how he felt after being fired.
We cleaned baseboards. Dishwashing soap or Murphy's oil in a bucket of water. Wipe down the baseboards. This is especially necessary when you shift house (move). You'd be surprised at the amount of grime and dust that collects!
Harvard Hedge Trimmer service is a perfect example of Harvard educated.
They think they know best but they have no idea what they are doing.
And over complicate it too.
"The best thing about going to Harvard is that, for the rest of your life, you will neither be impressed, nor intimidated by someone because they went to Harvard." -Thomas Sowell
Had an acquaintance with his MBA from Harvard. Guy was so inept I was always amazed when he successfully managed a trip to the restroom.
Harvard guy personifies smart in school, dumb on the bus.
Most college graduates, really.
My dad is a US Marine, Vietnam Vet who deer hunts off his back porch. Boyfriends always brought their manners.
Navy vet myself. I use the same tactic. 😊
My father was tall, like myself, about 6'5", but a lot more muscular than I am. He was an electrician in a power plant, so his career was a bit more physical then my electronics career. It was interesting to watch him meet my sister's boyfriends. He'd be sitting back in his chair, feet up, when they'd walk into the room and introduce themselves. Then, he'd stand up. And up. :-) I enjoyed watching their head swivel back as they looked up at him standing, their eyes widened a bit, and immediately very polite.
I may not have laughed but man did my faith in humanity plummet to new and exciting all time lows!
What kind of job can you get with a NYU Gallatin class of 2023 degree? Not sure but I bet you they all end up telling you what their degree is with the same words: "Do you want fries with that?"
Colleges should be forced to let students know the % of people who get employment from every course they offer
Heck, I went to Cosmetology School twice. Once in Texas & again in California. BOTH went over the percentage of hire, who staid in the field, how many clients you needed to turn a profit, etc. If Cosmetology Schools back in the 80's-2000's could do it, you'd think actual college could, too. Right? These people have no conscience or morals what-so-ever.
Actually I’d counter that banks, grants and other funding should only be allowed for useful degrees.
@@johnpatz8395 Yea ... that too
I have a friend who has a music degree and doesn’t do anything musical anymore- I didn’t do music at school or any formal tuition and self taught myself drums , music production and DJing to the extreme of being a turntablist which is a dj that basically makes music live with turntables and I have a career in music and it piss’s him off so much it’s funny - and even through he is amazing at playing instruments - he can only play other people’s music with lots of lots of practice he can’t write anything from himself - and we argue because I don’t class him as a real musician because he can’t make his own music all he can do is play music … he could be a brilliant teacher if he wanted though
@brendaokuda2158, are you trying to say stayed.
best way to "fix" the college tuition/stupid degree problem would be to make the college co sign the student loan. that way, if the student cannot find a job to repay the loan, it is the college that gave them the stupid degree that has to eat the loss.
Its a business, not a learning institution
Yes! This is the best solution I have heard so far! Way better than my idea! Where do I sign the petition?
Genius!
Or, another thought - simply not allow loans for any non-job-producing classes. Pay for it out of your own pocket. Too risky otherwise.
You have my vote on that one 🙋♂️
I did my trade as an industrial electrician. I own my own six-figure profit per year business and owe the Government nothing other than my gratitude for allowing my small family to immigrate here and become citizens.
I honestly can't understand why young people are wasting their lives and money on useless degrees.
Get a trade.
And why can’t more people have common sense thinking like you !? My brother started as an apprentice electrician and now owns a company that contracts major businesses in CT.
Unfortunately for me, I picked two skills that affirmative action keeps me out of. Even with years of experience, (lost my job after 15 years because, “you’re not a girl”!) going for a job and hearing personal tell you, we are an equal opportunity employer, but we have to hire women and minorities first.
@@paulne1514 We should be hiring the best person for the job !
"The 'old' Dennis the Menace. From the 90's." Not the old, old one from the 50's/60's. 😂
Ha, you beat me by 5 seconds.😂
Who pays $180 for a lure? For that price, it better clean the fish and cook it too. 😮
Flord turds… They probably have every version of costa del mars too at their house. I may or may not have ran into those types.
Same people who pay $400 for one baseball jersey
@@SamtheBravesFan
Hey, I capitalize on those folks. I make team logos out of wood and sell them for pretty good profit. $15 worth of wood turns into $150 for beer money. 🍺
🤣
Hand tied flies for fly fishing are pretty expensive. But that looked like a regular factory produced fish lure. Even being gold plated would make it cost that much.
The Moutain Dew dissolving a mouse is not what bothers me. What bothers me is that if you drink a Mountain Dew, you might be drinking mouse juice without knowing it.
Oh you'll know it
@@iseewhatyoudidthere1245 😂 true
Eewww! Thanks a lot! MD is one of my favorite drinks. And now you've ruined that for me! Fortunately for me I probably won't remember this clip the next time I go to buy Mountain Dew. 😅
🐭
You can dissolve things in water, too. Shocking. Soft drinks are acidic, and any acidic liquid can dissolve a variety of material over time.
The funniest part of this Try Not to Laugh was you sayin'........and I'm paraphrasing......"it remindes me of that OLD Dennis the Menace from the 90's" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to be a sound engineer sitting in the back of the auditoriums. Whenever one of the band finished a solo I would start the applause. It works every time.
Those last women should all be ashamed of wasting their parent's money on useless degrees.
You misspelled "tax payer's".
Nah, we all payed for it with our taxes 😢
All of them getting decolonialization or queer degrees.......but it's not their parent's money, it's our money via student loans.
I paid for college on my own, with not a penny from my parents. I got private scholarships, government grants, and loans. When I left college, I owed about $3,000. I quickly paid that off. I retired at 50, without even using much at all of what I learned in college.
@@duralumin594 So did you. It's "taxpayers."
Have you noticed how you never, ever see a Biden/Harris bumper sticker on vehicles any more? Yeah...they know they did wrong at the ballot box.
Oh, I still see some in Michigan.
They'll vote for them again, though, just to keep Trump or Haley out of office.
Even in the cemetery, the Biden stickers are covered by Trump stickers now.
I live near DC and see them all the time. I see less of them than in 2020 though.
Personally, I've never even SEEN a Biden/Harris bumper sticker. EVERYBODY IN MY AREA HAS A BRAIN IN THEIR HEAD
Edit I forgot to say, Trump flags are everywhere, and people were mowing "Trump" into their fields
That entire last bit:
"MOTHER OF GOD, IT'S ALL TOILET SOUNDS!!"
That boy ain't right I'll tell you waht
6:13 This happens to me all the time! Yesterday I asked my husband if he knew Martha Stewart was almost 83 and 5 min later I was getting several ads with her on them on Pinterest!
Starbucks would not even hire those “ graduates “ .
Uh.., yes they are exactly the kid's they hire unfortunately.. make sure you use you card , because they will not be able to count you change back ... ya wanna see a deer caught in the headlights? Just hand them a $20 ... And watch them sweat...😏
Bro… did they just become femboys in maid outfits for a $20 bill?
Doesn't the register let them know how much change they should give back? When the computers go down those with a real education have to step in and do the math for them. It's happened a couple of times when I've been purchasing an item.
@@ccampbell7214 😂
Yes they do, every day.
" The old Dennis the Menace from the 90's". ..........WHAT!...................... the real old Dennis the menace is from the Fifties and Sixties!
That's the one I remember!
1959 to 1963. I saw them all, with both Mr. Wilson's.
Which one? Since at least the '60s the UK had our own Dennis the Menace. Originally in "The Beano" comic book, then a cartoon on BBC TV.
@@ericpode6095 aaaah yes we had the Dandy and the Beano every week, so grew up with Dennis.
I’m glad those girls got those degree, it further ensures that I’ll never run into them in life for any reason whatsoever. Winning.
Maybe during Democrat sponsored riots.
I've done the whole draw me sleeping or the tattoo my arm while I nap thing, it works until you run out of activities you can partake in while asleep 😅
Our tax dollars are going to pay for those degrees
Always promised, never happened so far.
If you’re casting into a tree, a $180 lure won’t help 😂
That is an insane price for nothing 😅
🤣🤣🤣
Oh man ,The 2 butterballs on the stairs got me bigtime !!!
That husband sleeping with three kids photo is fantastic.
The last video clip of all of those Black women with useless degrees made ONE name pop up...KJP.
This is why I advocate for going to the library instead of going to college.
KJP?? Is that a band or something?
@@SgtSteel1 Karinge Jean-Pierre
@@ADanZLifeI can get behind that. I used to go and spend everyday, all day, at the library when I was younger. I definitely learned more than someone going to kommiecollege.
@@ADanZLifeYesssss, play RuneScape instead. You’ll learn to grind with patience and how to smelt metals at the least. 😂😂 What my sisters and brothers did. With our three hour time limits. Library as a kid was a trip for us. My sister and I rode our bikes 45mins every day to go to library during summer. And every weekend. Read all the tolkien books. Played the heck out of RuneScape. Immigration to US was my best time. My brothers bunked, had halo 2. Always infiltrated their room to either watch or join in coop or multiplayer. I miss 2005-2009😔 jeeze i miss so much. Id accept communism to enjoy those times again.
Actors need to act. They will say anything if you pay them enough.
Or have enough dirt on them.
😂 Love the shout out to the HORRIBLE Minneapolis roads and traffic. #FACTS It's dangerous up here.
Actually the lady had it wrong. The CROCK is the earthenware container you put the food in. The POT is the heatable container.
Daddy should've questioned how his child's College Major was going to be an asset for future employment?
You think those girls have fathers?
There were always rather obscure and unemployable majors for daughters just killing 4 expensive years. Medieval Poetry, Art history, Fashion Merchandising, Pottery, obscure history....
It used to be the plan to get them married to med students, lawyers and engineers. At least they were real things though.
Typically the only way most of these majors turned into jobs was moving to NYC and already being rich and connected.
@@STho205 My sister called it "getting your MRS degree" (i.e. Mrs.) Funny part was, she went for 4 years to get a major in something tangible and useful (geophysicist) then quit in her 4th year without graduating to marry her non-degreed idiot husband.
Had to be a father in the picture for them to even question it.
@@thegrumpytexan the heart wants what the heart wants.
Hedge trimming skills from your average Harvard graduate. Such intelligent, many smart.
My wife's father saw a snake in the garden and cut it up with his hoe. Then the "snake" started spraying water. :)
"What, no pepperoni, six with all veggies. And can we please talk about the utterly criminal disregard for ham and pineapple?" ~Shawn Spencer (Yelling at hostage negotiators after checking pizzas for the bank robber)😂
Mountain Dew thing is absolutely real. In high school chemistry class, the instructor dissolved an entire chicken drumstick in a beaker of coke, and it only took 3 days.
Coke is much stronger than Mountain Dew. Coke has phosphoric acid. Sometimes my father would stop at a country store and buy a 6 ounce bottle of Coke, pop the cap, put his thumb over the top, shake it up, and spray his dirty windshield. Then he would wash everything away with the water hose. The Coke would cut the grease and road grime every time. And it only cost ten cents. He would return the bottle.
I think the real question is how many disolved mice are we drinking in Mt. Dew without knowing.
Isn't there a legal amount? I remember reading that some products can have a certain percent of impurities.
@@n4ughty_knight
I think it's on the nutrition label somewhere.
"Contains 40% of minimum daily requirement of rodent"
Dude, if something sits in water long enough, it starts to get broken down.
Hey, don’t let out the secret ingredient for the Mountain Dew energy drink!!!
Soda is literal poison anyway
Pineapple prejudice isn't racism but it's fruitism
The questen is why would you spend $100+ on a fishing lure in the first place.
You have to unburden the burden of hate! (Cackles several times)
If i was that pilot i would have said "hopefully it didnt cause any damage. Worst case scenario: we fall out the sky"
Or let us know if her wig starts coming out of the vent above you.
Tyler calls the 90s Dennis the Menace “the old one”. 😅 I’m dying inside.
1950's maybe.
@@walterblanc9708 1959 to 1963, although reruns went on for a long time afterwards.
8:30 that's a whole other level of genius. ❤
Dude… that one about the crop dusting.
I lost my entire mind!!! Dude looks like he just showed a bunch of kids his freezer full of ice cream with that… “protein” eating grin.
The old joke about going to college to study underwater basket weaving doesn't look so much like a joke anymore, does it?
There's underwater welding, I've heard
@@kathleenking47but that’s actually a real job offering real compensation for having to deal with real danger
It's better than a degree in Gender Studies..😅😅😅
5:19 Tell me you went to Harvard without telling me you went to Harvard
That toddler meme is funny. I was in a garden/hardware store today and a 3-4 year old toddler ran up towards me and stared. I knew what he was doing and smiled in return and walked away confusing him. His father laugh too.
He ruined the crock pot! That is the oh no! Lol
Never heat up plastic! In fact, staying away from plastic as much as possible is the best choice.
Oh man, if you're concerned about putting Mountain Dew into your stomach because of how acidic it is, wait until you hear about stomach acid.
It's one reason Bulimics have bad teeth. All that purging of hydrochloric stomach acid dissolves the teeth over time.
Common sense and rational thought are dead, brother.
I heard a mouse wouldn't last more than a couple of days in your stomach.
@@townwitchdoctor5538it’s hydrochloric acid in your belly - it can eat through metal if you leave metal long enough in your stomach
If anything it’s going to dilute your stomach acid
21:52 sounds like the HUD inspection checklists for subsidized housing here in the US.
Seriously, the inspections where I live are every six months, and beyond the normal expectation of maintaining a clean and sanitary living environment, tenants are also expected to clean our baseboards, our ceiling fan blades, our blinds, our window and sliding door tracks, and they even say that we’re expected to move our refrigerator and stove/oven out and clean the floor and spaces around them…..
I’m one of many permanently disabled residents here; my mobility aids include a wheelchair for my significant physical limitations, but the management company says that regardless of this, we’re responsible for doing these things, either ourselves or for getting someone to do it for us, and that they don’t compensate for any expenses if we have to pay someone…..
I always figure it out myself one way or another though, because even with this twice a year horror it’s still preferable to becoming homeless, as it’s the only way of having affordable housing, outside of raising your income enough to where you can afford your own home….. which pretty much would be impossible without a November victory and the set of significant positive economic changes that this would bring.
Oh and yeah, under the current system, if you get booted out of a HUD housing program, you’ll pretty much be blacklisted from any other housing program; what a “great” system 🙄
Keep on scratching your heads, loonie politicians who can’t seem to figure out how homelessness keeps getting worse 🙄
The two ladies that fell: I wonder if they're related..LOL.
"Maintenance man" is NOT someone I wanna' hear about...on a PLANE.
The only thing is that if the maintenance man flies with you, you have to believe that if the plane was in danger, the guy who knows about it wouldn't be on board.
I'm happy they are doing maintenance
It's not like they were in flight.
Better than "maintenance woman"
Boeing safety manual
Step 1: Pick another airline
4:15 can we not appreciate the collection however!?! I’d love to see their LEGO vault ! Great meme 🤌🏽
I normally hit like as soon as the video starts , you know its going to be good.
Respect from England
Love the Harvard sweater on the guy who cut the cord on his hedge trimmer. Apropos.
And he had a Ford Ecosport in his driveway.
If you have enough money to go to NYU then you probably have a trust fund and will never need to work.
Some of us earned scholarships.
@@sharacohen1130some lol. 1 in a million.
10:28 I know I'm getting old when Tyler says "from Dennis the Menace, the OLD Dennis the Menace from the 90's" and I remember watching the original Dennis the Menace as a kid.
I had to laugh at his interpretation of "old".
"The OLD Dennis the Menace" - you know from the 90s - LOL!
Those stupid degrees were probably the only ones they were smart enough to get . 😂
Next to a Cotton mouth snake…buh bye😂
14:46 In Italy, it is still used frequently with traditional deliveries. My grandmother was always doing it as she had a 3 storey house (1st floor garage utility, 2nd floor guest rooms, 3rd floor her appartement).
20:48 By "a couple of days" it was ~90 days and by looking at the expiration date they determined the mouse would be fully dissolved as opposed to his picture
NYU should have a studies program titled "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"
Good one
Being a fast food worker should be a temp job anyway
@@SamtheBravesFan It certainly turned out that way in California when they raised the minimum wage to $20 an hour.
those chicks at the end will get government jobs.
Or the HR department.
DEI
Future Professors
They’re not paid actors or in the oldest profession? . .
@@DRJoe100 none of them are appealing in the least.
Yep, the Mountain Dew case absolutely did happen exactly as the woman said.
If I found out that someone has one of these degrees, I wouldn't hire them to do any job. Maybe if they provide video evidence that they denounced the degree, and ran the diploma through a shredder.
I would rather have my wig get sucked into a blower fan than my actual hair.
We had to watch the video in Airmen training school in the Navy and see actual human people getting sucked into the intakes of jets about to take off. Some of these Airmen lived and some didn't.
Even Luke has fallen to the dark side, probably the blue milk...
The crockpot being on the other side of the kitchen, was a lowkey setup tbh🤷🏾♀️🤣🤣 Yes, I use fabric softener sheets to wipe down baseboards biweekly😉
I do the clapping on the plane every year. I love it and it's funny
Tyler if u ever go to Puerto Rico everyone always claps when the plane lands 😂
Omg, really? I sometimes *WANT* to do that on the plane, I’m a fearful flyer. If I can’t drive, I really don’t need to go. Getting there is half the fun!!
Very true.
That's why Puerto Rico isn't a State yet!
It's actually a thing everytime I'm on a plane. We clap when we land to show respect for our pilots getting us there safely 👍❤
When these young women walk across the stage to get their diploma, they should just hand them their Starbucks apron there.
Zed you have the best crowd of people in your commenta lol. Awesome gideo once again!
That's why you always pack a pew pew in the woods in a van down by the river
the people falling reminds me of those toys from the 80"s Weeble's wobbles but they don't fall down was the commercial jingle 😂 😂
Back when advertisers worked it, 80's were good for ads too.
I had a Weeble Wobble set in the seventies.
I had the treehouse
@@iseewhatyoudidthere1245 I knew someone with the treehouse. I had the camper.
I had ABC blocks in the early 50s. And a tricycle and a red wagon.
“The OLD Dennis the Menace from the 90’s”…😂😂😂. The OLD one was from 1959 to 1963.😂
Talking to the phone to give hints does work
"Are there no standards anymore?" NO! There are no standards. This is the United States, there are NO standards anymore.
There are in the job market
Tyler: "...the OLD Dennis the Menace from like the 90's" ...should we tell him it was a TV series in 1959?
Yeah, but he is specifically referencing a character in a scene from the 31-year-old movie.
Or a comic strip from the 50s, or maybe 40s…
14:45 I was expecting someone from the lower floors to grab the bucket and take it inside.
"Divert the snake" Modern day dating advice.
as a snake owner, they are very stubborn and hard to divert sometimes!!!
😂😂😂
I was able to start a slow clap, the cap stone was when someone asked “why are we clapping?”
Glorious!
My father was in a big city on his cross-country travels in his 20s during the late 1940s. He stopped at an alley and started staring down it. After a while, he had a crowd standing around him looking as well. He walked away and left them staring down the alley. People have been stupid sheep for many decades.